Can't handle this market volatility I need mommy edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsPrevious: >>60953693
first for MSTR
FUCK YOU ROCKER AND FUCK YOUR NIGGER DAUGHTER
jesus christi look at spx optionsspx 6600p: $0.75>blinkspx 6600p: $4.85
ORANGE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD BUT UNIRONICALLY
I fucking hate dip slooooooooooorpers with a passion, it's surreal
REPOST CAUSE LAST MINUTE ALGOMADNESShttps://youtu.be/XOiqVejo4gk?si=ebK-kOq_YSsgdzKv>>60954391kek
how do non-europeans even cope?
Where the fuck is BITF going?
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?!
>>60954355Yeah, PayPal is a godawful Web 1.0 dinosaur company. Now they've also started moral policing, like putting on the big boy pants of a real credit card company. Why the fuck would you want to ride with them?
>Pump it last second to 6600How gay
>>60954392lmfao it transitioned to barely above 6600 the frame before markets closed
>>60954373its so cute how he's covering up :3
>>60954406-0.03%
>>60954406Today: +0.01%This Week: +0.06%This Month: +4.08%This Year: -31.20%meh
YOU ALL JUST GOTSNIBSNABBEDFUCKINGCRABBED
>>60954389Found Miller
*ahem*Nothing ever happens. Thank you for your attention.
>>60954406day: -$270total: +$20.3k
>>60954401
>>60954406+0.05% for my whole poorfolioI won 42 Euros today
>>60954406+0.43%, can't complain. Should have been a big green day for the individual companies I invested in though.
reposting from last threadHi, I just opened a Roth IRA and a Brokerage account on Fidelity. Which index fund would be best to do for the Roth? And also for the Individual account, I'm treating it as a side-thing for more short term cash rather than as a retirement thing, so should I still invest only in ETFs or go for mutual funds?
>>60954407I bought PayPal a month ago because the grocery store changed all their alcohol rebates to go through them and it unironically works great. I'm up 2% points on the stock and my PayPal account now has a hunnid dollars in it from the miller rite rebates I've gotten.
>>60954417I didn't see how you lost your money. Please tell how so I don't do the same thing as you.
>>60954406+.67% todayWanted to slurp but didn't get a chance toHoping for a dump in the second half of the month
>>60954433friendly indexes for roths depend on your countries regulations right? or is roth a burger only thing?short term cash you probably want to stock pick
>>60954437I only get asked about it a couple times per weekSold the bottom after Liberation Day, then didn't buy back in soon enough
>>60954406-1.34%Week: -1.66%Retardedly still all in on miners. Two more days this week to maybe not hemorrhage money
QUADSMARKETIMPLODES
>>60954373/ss/ is based
>>60954435>PayPal>Go on homepage>See thisI'm out.
>>60954443not today
>>60954443
>>60954406I'm up 87 cent kek
>>60954406
>>60954443kek so closeYou'll have an explosion instread
>>60954443FUCK.Bullish, I guess.
>>60954406>+0.77%Somehow, GRRR saved my portfolio Bought a little more GDXJ but otherwise I'm like 40% cash. Everything feels too expensive
>>60954443Anon please don't scare me like that
>>60954440any advice on stock picking? and should i avoid options?
>>60954443too close for comfort
There are people out there begging for QE and ZIRP in an inflationary environment. Are these people actually retarded or just trolling?
>>60954420Found Miran
>>60954406eatin good tonight#plgang#cantstopwinning
>>60954443scriptfag btfo?
>>60954407They have a real credit card now, and theyve been trying to market it really hardWhy anyone would trust a schizophrenic company like paypal that bans people from it on a whim with a CC in their name is beyond me
cracker barrel is raping me violently
>>60954406Down 0.16% today, up 0.93% for the week, nice time overall
>>60954406Today: -0.04%
>>60954437Probably did the same thing I did. That tariff bullshit cost me about $200k. Finally making up for it.
>>60954433Roth with brokerage accountPersonal brokerage accountFirst understand the differences between Roth and IRA. Do you also have a 401K?Investments depend on what you want to do in each account. You can grow your investments faster in a retirement account because you do not pay taxes on gains. You will pay taxes on transactions in your personal account if that transaction is a taxable event.Investing in individual stocks is more risky, some ETFs more "stable." Look at the ETFs you are considering and then look into which stocks are in the ETF and at what %, you will see many of the stocks are the same. If you do not know what to do, then go the ETF route.
>>60954462buy low and sell high. but also buy winners and sell losers. winners being high ones and losers being low ones
>>60954406>-0,2% on the day, up 17% on the year. Can't wait to slurp more consumer staples with more rate cuts. Reinvest your dividends niggers.
>every single new ipo is down bigly except for, of course, klarna, the one ipo I bought puts forI’m going back to crypto
>>60954464If they have a lot of debt and hard assets, they're just talking their book.
>>60954482i have a 401k but my employer doesnt match it, thats why im trying to use this roth as a retirement plan
>>60954406Thanks to grrr and dell, a solid +1.87%
I maxed out my 401K contributions for the year already
TSLA ended green
>>60954462>any advice on stock picking? and should i avoid options?If you do not know, then do not pick stocks and do not touch options. You can lose all of your money in one mistake, maybe two. If you do not know what it is or how it works then dont.
>>60954406+16% because I don't trade with emotions and feelings
What do you anons think of CAT?
>>60954468>MiranFucking confusing, really thought it was Miller.
>withdrew gains to pay rent this month>remaining port is now full MSTR, KLRN, and WOLFShould I add ZIM for a bit of stability bros
All in on precious metals and precious metal accessories. They're going to rug the dollar.
>>60954468Most clownish dot plot.
NIGGER
>>60954462Read the news from multiple sources, learn to understand the impact of macroeconomics on industries and sectors and from there on learn what is a healthy undervalued company in a certain sector
>>60954522Panicans have me worried
>>60954522It's stronger now than pre FOMC
>>60954524That's a man
>>60954491>i have a 401k but my employer doesnt match it, thats why im trying to use this roth as a retirement planThat does not make any sense. Both are retirement plans, one pre employment tax, and one after. But there are some disadvantages to the Roth too. Learn more about your 401k, and if you can open a brokerage account tied to the 401k. Nothing wrong with having both, just know the advantages and disadvantages of both and maximize both for your needs.
if commodities do well during stagflation why hasn't oil moved yet?
>>60954511You just get all your picks from /smg/? They're mostly scams you know.
>>60954497>I maxed out my 401K contributions for the year alreadyYou can max out the contributions the first week of the year if you have the money, then earn interest on the whole amount all year.
So... Nothing happened?Who could have guessed
>>60954483why buy winners if they are the high ones? shouldn't you buy the low ones?
>>60954406-1.5%. Up .3% ($14) for the week
>>60954524By mid-2026 there will be a few more Miran's on the FOMC
There must be SOME sort of correlation that statisticians have determined from the market, right? Something that we can exploit to hedge returns just a LITTLE bit? Like "markets typically gain the most between 4-5pm" "markets have a 10% higher chance of crashing in january." Something like that.
>>60954548Must be quite a job to get paid over $23,500 in your first paycheck of the year
>>60954555>why isn't there a free money glitch???you're better than that anon
this weeks IPOs were stinkers. i wonder if they knew they would suck and just blame it on FOMC jitters?
>>60954544Yeah when people here start doomering about something I buy it. It worked for ASML and UNH at least>>60954551ahhhh you see. some of the low ones you should buy because they're low, but if they're more of a loser than they are low, they'll go lower, so buy a winner instead even though it's high. unless it's more of a winner than it is high, then you're just buying high which isn't ideal
>>60954554The FOMC has 18 members, 12 vote each meeting. Nothing will happen
>>60954555Over a span of 20-30 years you'll likely be green whereever you bought, more or less.
>>60954555Every single possible advantage has already been exploited or is being hoarded in well guarded secrecy.
Plug power posse, where we at boss?
>>60954459Same here, GRRR is based
>>60954568>30 years will even you outEnronbaggies btfo
>>60954554No he wont lol
>>60954576We are talking about the market. I was also just meming, who the fuck wants to wate 30 years? But it would be a rough rule.
>>60954373Invest in lululemon and Columbia sportswear now and sell them off on the first week of December. No later than the 10th. Buy Planet Fitness now and sell it off mid January no later than the 20th. Trust the plan.
>>60954584Columbia sucks and I've never been to Lululemon but it sounds suspicious sub-Saharan
>>60954406>>60954406I "hedged" today so -0.10%My YTD is also all screwed up because I blew past my principal and cashed out gains. It's annoying that RH doesn't account for this but at least I know I'm winning. I think YTD is closer to 250%.Still thinking of what plays to take from here. Holding onto some SPY puts in the meantime.
>>60954565>Yeah when people here start doomering about something I buy it. It worked for ASML and UNH at leastWorks until it doesn't, catastrophically. I still remember the financial crisis, and I'm glad I was young and poor enough that it didn't really impact me much.
>>60954433>Which index fund would be best to do for the Roth?I'd go with VHGEX (global equity fund) as a baseline and then spmo for higher growth potential. Higher growth in a tax advantage account will compound. For a taxable account where you'll be exposed to short term basis taxation anyway, I'd suggest xdte, qdte, kgld, and tspy. Exposure to gold and 2 indexes, high total return, and distributions classed as return of capital meaning they don't get taxed until you receive 100% of your initial investment in dividends. Reinvest to grow and pull from dividend income as needed
Do I sell
>>60954561>Must be quite a job to get paid over $23,500 in your first paycheck of the yearI was just making a point, some people think you have to contribute the same every month. I had to wait two months to hit the max. It was handy being able to dial it up and down the contributions from why web browser. The amount you can contribute depends on the plan and your age, so be sure to really look into to it so you know exactly what you can do if you want to.
>>60954555In total, all market participants as a whole earn the stock market's return, minus costs. Some people make more than the market, some people make less than the market. Trying to make more than the market always incurs higher costs.Statistics show that the vast majority of people will underperform the market after costs in 1 year periods.For longer periods, virtually everyone will underperform the market after costs. But Jack Bogle already found the stock market's cheat code. Just buy a very low cost index fund, and you will get as close to the market's return as possible and in your lifetime you will outperform the vast majority of people out there.
Just hit my weekly loss limit in the first time in ages
I sold BIDU by accident at 132 because my broker interface for stop loss is retarded
FED capitulated on inflation. Now, my question is how high will inflation actually go.
>>60954607>73% portfolio diversity>+523%Cleanest sell ever, yes.
>>60954607>Do I sellwhy did you buy it, is it performing like you expected, do you expect it to keep rising? If you sell do you sell all, half, some and what is the point, what would you do with the money? Is it in taxable account? No need to answer, just questions for you. I sold some stocks thinking they topped out and they just kept going up. It happens.
>>60954610Yeah, I tried to time mine so it would hit the contribution limit before September, but I was a little late. Oh well, next year. I already bumped up the %
>>60954607If it's good enough to screenshot, it's good enough to sell.
>didn't take advantage of the opportunity to sell my puts at a smaller lossGoddamn fucking Vs.
My tarot prediction for today didn't go exactly as expected. I looked for larger move to the upside but instead we broke to the downside and faded bears. Now I am unsure about tomorrow being a red day.
>>60954406Thank you, friends at $OPEN.
>>60954640i lost 10 euros on putsall dumped but the put didnt rise
>>60954406-0.5%
>>60954623Inflation's on the rise! Quick, sell all your assets and hold cash!
I'm tired of losing money
>>60954443someone explain please
>>60954592Warren Buffet over here
>>60954651Basado
>>60954659no
INDEPENDET FEDNDEPENDENTFED
>>60954655I've lost 20 times that.
OPEN UP THE MARKETS LETS MAKE SOME FOOKING GAINS
>>60954672Yes we know its a planted niggerItll be funny to see him questioned in 4 months on his "choices" Reminder this faggot has 0 economic experience
>>60954670Noice. 777 shares in cash account, 777 shares in the roth. Magic numbers gang.
>>60954614>virtually everyone will underperformThen why do traders exist?
>>60954563Come on, over the history of the stock market, there must be some patterns. Probably patterns that aren't even that hard to find out.
>>60954497good
>>60954672Yeah, he’s no genius like Lisa Cook, anon.
>>60954691lmao
>>60954614Yes, just make sure you start investing with at least $2,000,000 dollarinos first!Kek, things are much easier once you have 7 figs :) Posting Jack Bogle on this board always makes me laugh, but I am stingint follower of his teachings for 99% of my holdings pretty much (low passive indices) Everything else is too much effort with the risk of bailing on making less than market.
Guess we're red tomorrow.
>>60954691Holy based
>>60954691I don't think americans realize how their reputation in the rest of the world is going down the shitter.>who cares about reputationIt matters more than you think.
>>60954691Is Jurgen Nauditt belgian for “ngr cock?”
>>60954714Dont worry we sold all of our foreign policy goodwill to chins for free also
>>60954714The rest of the word doesn't matter, you're children sucking at the teet of the American taxpayer.
>>60954714>Implying Americans give a shot what you think about usLolLmao
>>60954691
>>60954728>>Implying Americans give a shotNo need to imply, we know that in fact they do give shots...
>>60954443WHAT IS THE QUADS MARKET?SOMEONE ?
>>60954691Dudes with the gay pride flag and the ukraine flag in their bios get no respect from me.>>60954714please elaborate
>>60954728Flushing decades of good will down the toilet so stephen miller can larp sure is good for americaMiga
>>60954740Oh no not the HECKIN wholesome chungus goodwillerinos
>>60954746Yeah theyre not building the plant anymore
>>60954714Lol cry moar 3rd worlder
>>60954748*Builts a 100 billion dollar factory in you're path*
>>60954740Fug your Hyundai, manlet
>>60954714you people are so mad that we think you're subhuman compared to us
>>60954756When? In 8 years?
>>60954740Those factories were supposed to be built for us by us. The South Koreans thought they could just use a bunch of korean laborers to build the plants and screw over the american people. Personally I think Hyundai should take all their fucking rice burners back to Asia and we should slap 500% tariffs on their fucking autos.
>Zogged retards with no education once again think factories are built a few months
>>60954740hyundais are gay anyway
I just made myself a God dang quesadilla
>>60954759>NOOO YOU CANT BUILD INDUSTRIAL FACILITIES WITHOUT TEN GORILLION ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
>>60954758Pot calling kettle nigger.
Average zoglet migger bot
>>60954750Drop a nuke on NY and London
>>60954716There's even a german flag, are you retarded or just american, or both??
>>60954740Oh no the heckin' HyundairinosCan't leave 'em in your garage because the EV batteries explode and burn your house downCan't leave 'em outside because they're retardedly easy to steal and brown kids take 'em joyriding
>>60954714It's kind of funny to me that for decades the US has had incredibly high levels or soft and hard power and then over just a few years completely pisses away all it's soft power and MIGA thinks this is somehow an own
>>60954785Miggers aren't educated they just consume slop like pigs like the good little goyim cattle they areTheyre free advertising for retardation
>>60954783zero reason to even have the factory if they're not going to hire Americans.
>The music streaming service made a slight change to what songs can be played. They are hoping the change shakes off all the payola talk. (Spotify)
>>60954787Ok, just don't get shot by angry nigger drug zombies. We care for you.
>>60954795>>60954785*Angry brown tranny noises*
>>60954800>Be music streaming company>Diverse portfolio into ... Blackrock and Lockheed Martin
>>60954795So it would seem, so it would seem.
henlo mister jeromethank u for lowering the ratesnow how much longer must i waitfor death to take methank u mister jeromeno further questions
>>60954795What's wrong with helping Israel reclaim their ancestral homeland? It's like we get fucking screamed at for slavery, and the genocide of the native americans, but when we try to do one good thing for the Jews that's not good either.
>>60954811You've not left the house for months, be real. You are among friends here. Hand to heart.
>>60954815Thank you for being so nice before and afterwards fren
>>60954406I was holding cash most of the week, only bought at the very end of the day since i had to go buy dinner. 0% reallybut anyway, could your next Apu be from the IRS rather than it being an FBI agent?
>be american>get shot by a discord tranny
>>60954785>>60954714non-american countries are so far fucking below the realm of relevance if the entirety of some no-name shithole like bongland or fauxstralia collapsed into the ocean there wouldnt be a blip of an effect on any American's radarthe chinese are the last vestige of opposition to america's supreme rule over earth The USA speaks, our parasitic worthless """allies""" listen
>>60954817Have you even read your own texts?
>>60954735>These are the posters you get financial advice from
>>60954823Nah, imo America's allies should invest into nukes of their own. With how everything is going down it would be good to have insurance. Because all of this seems to boil down in US running out of money due to debts.
Why is the Canadian market doing so well? Is it the quads market?
>>60954834You can be honest, it's OK. It's OK..
>>60954843They have internet computer. Everything's computer over there
I am retarded with money but managed to save up around 50k USD. I was thinking about investing in ETFs, as I was told you can just leave money there without thinking too much about it. How would you split the money?I am not an American but have access to some of your market.
>>60954477You went long on them? Kek, why?
>>6095485390% SPY5% your own picks5% cashdo some reading >https://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/comments/l9i6p0/direct_link_to_a_free_pdf_of_the_intelligent/
>>60954844Okay, you'll never be a woman and I find your kind so annoying that I'm willing to take your estrogen away so you morph back to an ugly balding hairy legged boy that can't stand to look at himself in the reflection of a mirror. It'll be funny.
>>60954477buck status?
>>60954825He was told to settle there.
>>60954853A quarter of it in the quads market, a third in the trips, half in the doubles. Easiest investment of your life--you can turn 360 degrees and walk away since you won't even need to look at the market anymore.
>>60954862Who hurt you?
LETS TRY THIS ONE AGAINYOU NO GOOD DIRTY SMIGGERSTRIPSANDTHEMARKETDIPS
>>60954886GOOD MORNINGWHAT IS TRIPS AND QUADS MARKET ?SIGNED PRAKASH
>>60954886
>>60954879I hurt you.
>>60954894Now that's straight up delusional.
>>60954879He's just fighting trannys, in the founding documents of my country you can see we declared our independence because of our deep rooted hatred for a tranny from England. It's like nobody likes to actually learn anything from their history.>inb4 the king wasn't a trannyHe most certainly was, look at the fruity ass clothes he was wearing and shit.
i like to use Edgar and look at all the weird SEC filings, this one is a banger>Tuttle Capital UFO Disclosure ETF>The Fund seeks to provide investment results that correspond, before fees and expenses, to the performance of a portfolio of securities that the Adviser believes will benefit from the disclosure, confirmation, or exploitation of reverse-engineered non-human intelligence (“NHI”) technologies or related programs.
>>60954898No you're delusional like all discord trannies. Remember its down the tracks not across the lane and to take an asprin before you end it.
I literally bought short dated calls at the top today. I am down 70% and it’s over for me. I thought you guys said the rate cuts will lead to a giga pump
>>60954863broken on the barrel
>>60954406>meme portfolio up 1%>real portfolio down 0.01%
>>60954909Pump is tommorow and then next week.
>>60954909Most of our problems in life stem from our own actions.
>>60954756>Builts>you're
>>60954909>I thought you guys said the rate cuts will lead to a giga pumpit will, but only after your calls expire
>>60954906no you
>>60954691>noooooooooooooooo buy from me instead for x20 the priceeeeeeeefuck trump
>>60954825I wonder how much a cave cost back then?
>>60954714>It matters more than you think.
>>60954714>implying foreigner faggots won't forget about this in a year after NEXT BIG THING is promoted by the media like you always do
>>60954406slowly bleeding. down 5% this week. still up 51% since Trump took office.
>>60954906rent free. sad to see people have their brains swiss cheese'd by shitter and shitch or whatever slop you niggers watch
>>60954923Would you like a gold star?
>>60954955what the fuck are you even yapping about
LMFAOOOOOOO
>>60954963YAY!!
clean clean clean clean clean the snorphttps://youtu.be/3PErRYjUsX0?si=K8UdzOWrTgqpvzDZ
How many companies should someone buy into if their portfolio is>4 figures>5 figures >6 figures>7 figures? my idea is that the smaller it is, the least companies you should buy into, the bigger it gets, the more you should diversify. is this accurate?
>>60954962bless your heart
>>60954963OH YEAH! More Indians! I love Indian culture. We could learn a lot from them.
>>60954976you will never be a southern housewife
>>60954974It really depends. You can honestly just make a ton of money by investing in ETFs and never touching a single company.t. high 6 figs, I'm invested in like 25 things, but I'm thinking about consolidating into a few things only (TQQQ/UPRO, O, MSFT, and a few more)
>>60954963lmao
>>60954974You should be buying 500 companies and 500 companies only at all portfolio levels. Realizing that you aren't beating the market and DCAing into the S&P500 is the end state of all /smg/ posters.
>>60954977>>60954963Oh no, anyways.
>>60954979ok?
>>60954963Based
>>60954974Every dollar should be going into a different company
>futures
>>60954980>>60954989>>60955004>never mentions diversifying between multiple accounts, instititions, platforms, and countries
>>60955011>diversifying between multiple accountswhy?>instititionsl2spell, also Fidelity isn't going broke>platforms?>and countriesUSA numba one, but I do own MELI which is unironically going to do very well
>>60954886stop.
>>60955011Because that shit doesn't matter. S&P500 Index funds crush all of them. I have like 5 different investment accounts split between individual individual stocks, S&P500 mutual funds, and international mutuals, and treasuries. If I went all in on the S&P500 from the beginning and ignored, I'd be up significantly more than I am now.Realizing that you don't have a crystal ball and just buying the boomer index is the hardest pill to swallow, but you'll happier knowing you really don't have to watch the market anymore.
>>60954406-.27%. Could've been worse desu
>>60954406Sold ADM, can’t see it moving any higher buyed EQNRO to hold for awhile. Nice 6.25% divvie and reckon it’s bottomed/could quickly rebound given Europes gas situation.
>>60955011>multiple accounts,for what purpose?>countriesspy still beats etfs like ftse all-world and while the us is THE country to invest in the markets still operate with a ridiculous bias, treating euro and asian markets like trash in comparison.
>>60954963lmao, even when Modi refused the callsTruly, there are no people in politics that are willing to stop brownification of American.Sad!
Nothing but happy sunny days the rest of the month!
Is that one anon still shilling JEPI?
>>60955022I'm talking about buying SPY on multiple places
>>60954980>>60954989>>60955004I mean I think I get what you're saying, last year I took a fuckload of time to find a stock to invest into, thought i made a good choice and that it would return over more than 50%, but I only ended up tracking the sp&500 (would have done a shitload of money if i was working and dcaing into it though)but if i invest into an index or an etf, i also get bundled in with shit companies, like AMC or others that are to be delisted like BIGGQ was. meanwhile some cryptoshit is over 88% since last year.
>>60954974no matter your portfolio size, you can get away with 2-4 different assets that are not strongly correlated. like just VOO and GLD would be fine for most people.
>>60954974every trade should be all in on margindont trade without convection
>>60955057my take is that if you have an actual job that takes time, you cannot put in enough time to do your own research. My MO recently has been slurping SSO and O and not looking much into it. Part of my reason to move into real estate (O) is that if we get a big crash I will sell it all and slurp the fuck out of UPRO or TQQQ for the ride back up. I made some very nice gains since April doing this.It's easier to recognize a good deal on SPY during turmoil than on any random company.
>convection
Give me index funds that are more interesting than the Shit&Piss500
What is the new Bogleheads 60/40 portfolio now that bonds have become moot?
>>60955057>meanwhile some cryptoshit is over 88% since last year.Who the fuck cares. You have to stop chasing gains on shit you couldn't have possibly known would explode. If you ignore all the bullshit and just invest into the boomer index you'll be fine. Chasing trends is exactly what fucks people up.
>>60955053what's the point of doing that? brokers are custodians. they can go bust and you don't lose your ownership in the assets you're holding.
Why are these Canadian index funds performing better than VOO? This can't be right.
>>60955078I would assume taking that 40% and just putting it in GISs and high interest savings accounts? Though I'm sure some hardcore bogleheads still burn 40% of their wealth on bonds
>>60955084*unless you're holding ETNs, or other such assets that are backed by the company itself.
>>60955077the Poop&Peep1000
>>60955078Gold.
>>60955084>what's the point of doing that? brokers are custodians. they can go bust and you don't lose your ownership in the assets you're holding.Not everyone has all of their income coming from a source and not everyone wants all of their money in a retirement account. As an example I have >After Tax Brokerage >401k w/ 9% match >TSP w/ 5% match>Roth IRA >Rollover IRA>HSA (could get a match, but I have Tricare so can't contribute)If you ever get more than $10 to your name, you'll end up with multiple accounts without even trying lol
>>60955090do yourself a favor and buy vgt instead of voo
>>60955090Is that in local currencies? Forex is definitely key right now
>>60955075
>>60955022is there any benefit to investing in the S&P500 on both a personal and a roth account?
>>60955078radical portfolio theory but instead of weird techbro shit like buying a kayak and a cottage just all equities and also a big knife
>>60955070I had to work to afford college, and then I learned how the stock market works so I wouldn’t end up spending all my savings during my studies, but now in my final year, i'm left with just a few classes, so I got a part-time job, and now I'm looking for another part-time job so that I can work full-time without messing with the days when I have to be on campus. Maybe the S&P500 is the best idea afterall, i could just keep buying into and never have to give a fuck anymore>>60955081I figured I had come up with a method by checking into company ratios and their ability to make money
>>60955124Even with the CAD version (VFV) it still looks like this.I've yet to see an argument against this >>60955119
>>60955130you can max out roth and you can't buy anything AFAIK. at least for the bongland equivalents (ISA vs general account)
>>60955140*you can't buy JUST anything. like any random ticker or index regardless of domicile
>>60954960Yes
>>60955140so assuming i invest in s&p on my roth, what do you suggest on my individual account? an entirely different etf separate from those companies? gold? i was planning on doing like a 1:4 split of my monthly investment into the individual:rothor should i just focus all of my money on trying to cap the roth?
>>60955162>or should i just focus all of my money on trying to cap the roth?basically. i contribute to the tax advantaged one in indexes and keep some spare for a general account for gambling. but this is a vice, not ADvice>compositionthere's nothing perfect and it depends if you're hedging against risks from an all equity roth (gold for example) or if you want to bed on upside (crypto for example)
>>60955077Range Nuclear Renaissance Index ticker: NUKZ
Just got PIP’d today
>>60955130>is there any benefit to investing in the S&P500 on both a personal and a roth account?Just buy the S&P500 in ALL of your accounts. If the S&P500 shits the bed, everything else shit the bed worse. >>60955135>I figured I had come up with a method by checking into company ratios and their ability to make moneylollmao even
>>60955193I can't afford one share of the S&P :(
>>60955203this isnt the 80s nigga, boof of ball st, you can get that shit fractioned at the till like the butcher
>Futures immediately upYeah, the Market got the memo. The Fed has given up on inflation, officially.
Am I delusional thinking spce can blow up?
You bitches really think the shakeout is over and went long lmfaoooooo. You thought you're buying the dip but aren't buying the 50% off puts sale that will happen tomorrow roflllllll. Thought this cut is bullish wheeeeeeeeze
>>60955236who the fuck is going to blow up space? i need space for my asts calls cmon
$KLAR to $120
>>60955223I mean, holding cash into an inflationary environment is pretty much the singular worst possible thing you can do for what it's worth.
FannyMay
Why did cutting rates make DXY go up?
>>60955353Maybe because it was something Powell said? I don't get it.
>>60955353Whatever fucks most people over
>>60955189i gave my 2 weeks notice when i got a PIP and they begged me not to leave
>>60955353Because none of this shit is tied to real data or logic. The number goes up when the kikes say it does. The sooner you learn this, the better of you'll be.
>>60955353It was priced out
>>60955390Huh?
>>60955290in my heart it will double but the eggheads say its about right. its like a reverse MSTR in that sense
>>60955399People priced in a larger cut
>>60955439What about the two more additional cuts they're now planning before the end of the year?
>>60955353prolly just increased confidence in the us dollar (fed independence)
>>60955456It obviously should be the opposite >>60954672
>>60955461Aye well it didnae work did it?
>>60955326It is better than investing poorly and losing money like most do.
>>60955468Nay
i bought a new leaf pennyscam today
>>60954963Does this lead to more liquidity for investors?
there's a dogecoin ETF launching tomorrow?
>>60955486good good honk
Will institutions buy back in tomorrow? I want my money back.
>>60955130Do sp500 in your brokerage for long term. Play with $ in roth for short term plays as it's all tax free
Was today a good day to buy or should I have waited a day? Will there be a manic sell off? Literally did not read news or threads today. Feels manic
Is the guy who shilled ONDS still in the chat? Rotated out of my SOUN calls today after the pump. Do you have any info besides the Ukraine contract?
>>60955519>random ticker gets shilled>buys it>asks for info about the ticker he just boughtlol
>>60955518>futures
you guys watching the Meta event now? Zuck's already said the word AI 10 times. Probably learnt from the Apple event.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80s0chTOsK0
>>60955542But isn't that why we all come here?
where were you when Jimmy Kimmel was kil?
>>60955547really great to have people walking aroun with cameras at their fuckin glasses. I also like to walk around with my phone in front of me recording everybody. Guess I'll just do that when I see people with those glasses, just so they know.
>>60955563do you think someone is feeding him false information or is he deliberately lying about the gay communist furry being a MAGAtard?
>>60955547hey meta dumb fuck AI, what do I do firstwhat do I do firstwhat do I do first
The schizo that was terrorizing /bant/smg/ for the entire summer is FINALLY GONE! I repeat /bant/smg/ is ALL CLEAR! We're going home, boys.
>>60955572he is in a bubble and thinks these things genuinely
>>60955576He's in the wrong thread
>>60955575stock fell by 1.5 dollars after that fuck up in 3 secondslmao
Why is everyone dooming about inflation as if 3% a year that much? China has had insane inflation for years, 10% 20%, and is still fine.
>>60955587because inflation is at a 2025 high (excluding January) and unemployment is also at a 2025 high (excluding january) usually macroeconomic policies that is good for solving one problem, tends to exacerbate the other so you get caught in a very ugly trapit's called stagflation
>>60955587bears desperately want the economy to collapse so they can live their fantasy of being the only person smart enough to buy gold
>>60955593But buying Gold was smart
>>60955542January I bought 4 tickers listed here: KULR, SOUN, SOFI, I forgot the 4th. Never heard of them before. I put in about 15k into them and 3 of the 4 doubled (SoFi just crabbed) and I sold about two weeks later.
>>60955547>I can type without anyone seeing>You can literally see a person write with his fingers on the table
>>60955587I am a saver, not a spender, so every tick of inflation is like the government spitting in my face. Would be different if I was an entrepreneur or something.
>>609555873% is alot and china being used as a baseline is FUBAR
>>60955547>demo fails>2 times in a row>can't pick up call>laggy voice>4 times in a row>META stock no reaction>can't even fuckin pick up call with glasses
>>60955610AHHH HE FUCKED IT AGAIN
>>60955617Has anyone ever came in their pants at one of these events since Steve Jobs died?
>>60955620You mean coom?
>>60955617>>60955610i am slightly obsessed with wearable computers but i am not convinced that miniaturization is at the point yet where you can get a suitably powerful computer in the form factor of a pair of glasses
>>60955627yesI guess these glasses make duolingo 100% redundant now thoughcouldn't you get away with being a creepy pervert with these things though?
>>60955631in japan any device that takes a photo is required by law to make a loud shutter noise that can't be muted to deter perverts from taking upskirtsi expect similar legislation will make its way to the US at some point
Cameraquality looks dogshitWhy would I wear that instead of a GoPro as a sportsman? And the appropriate glasses you wear for safety, not something that can smash like that.>>60955631I actually don't know what you mean with "came in their pants"
now he's just talking about generating boring AI slopthis is great news if you're indian but i don't see why any american would care
so uh if things stop increasing in price that's umm..that's actually bad. If things get cheaper its literally armageddon. Basic free market capitalism
>>60955655>>60955655>>60955655
>>60955636mutt cellphones are worth their weight in gold over there.
>>60955502reminded me of the only honker I have
>>60954691>stop saying mean things or i'll tell on you >:(this clown-show makes me want to kill myself.
>>60955587it's not. we need inflation to make consumer sector profitable. nobody wants to spend more than $10-$20 on anything still. need inflation correction. inflation is about 6-8% anyways the 3-5% number is a joke. also most other countries have higher inflation than america and are waiting for america to catch up.
>>60954406-0.29%QBTS 18.75%RGTI 9.95%MP 1.25%HOOD 1.07%TSLA 1.00%I can't explain why it's the quantum stocks that pumped, but pump they did.
>>60955612If by "saver", you mean "investor", then you realize inflation doesn't hurt your "savings", right?
