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Previous: >>60957016

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits
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First for MSTR to 500
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First for MSTR to 501
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>>60957744
No way this OP image stays up
bakergooner what are you doing?
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I'm starting to regret having money in my hsa and roth ira instead of just my brockerage
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>>60957744
Wtf is that image?
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>>60957744
Nice image pedo
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>>60957762
Mine are pretty neck and neck today desu but then I am dumb as fuck
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>>60957757
That's what mumus get when they get home tonight
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>>60957753
>>60957756
bitfuck to zero
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>>60957772
6 toes
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>>60957774
Back to your mining stocks old timer good luck with palladium or whatever the fuck lmao
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>>60957775
Footfags eating good tonight
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>>60957744

My dick is diamond hard
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is GRRR a meme or does it have ppotential
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>>60957780
Yes
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>>60957780
...
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>>60957780
yeah
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>>60957780
It has meme potential
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>>60957780
pump and dump scam
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>>60957780
GRRR is not a meme. GRRRsissies stay winning
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>everything is green
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>>60957780
redditors arent going to buy something called "gorilla" that would be racist
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my MSTR bags are going back up
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>>60957792
I mean my kgld is red but still up over 5% for the month
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>>60957803
And paid 1.8% divvy this month alone
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>>60957796
They literally call themselves apes and post pictures of gorillas and chimpanzees when they're buying stocks.
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>sell rosh hashanah, buy yom kippur
Is this still logical? Especially for SOXL?
Too busy at work, I haven't been trading and just DCA'ing
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i maybe retarded but i think i might buy 200 shares of STUB, looks like they will recover in the next 6 months
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>>60957812
buy leaps
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>>60957792
my AMD isnt green sir
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>>60957812
blue is momentum
purple is the relative strength index
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>AMD recovers more than Intel dumps after it pumped
Another classic, tradeoff just vanishing
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They finna take profit tomorrow and wipe out like 2/3rds of today's gains, aren't they
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Return home, white man.
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>>60957756
>>60957753
coinbase(d) stared slower than trash stragey and is higher already
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someone needs to get elon to tweet about hgraf
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>>60957820
And NVDA is even higher now, holy shit, this is really is something.
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Im tired
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>>60957825
They have quite different business models anon they’re just in the same sector
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I'm all in fanny
I will kms if
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>>60957744
>6 toes
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Anyone look into neo-colonialism maxing? Like investing into companies extracting resources from africa and whatever infrastructure, mercenary, and bribery companies are also needed for it?
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>>60957837
Why do you think everybody buys US stocks?
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Is SOXL gonna keep increasing or will it stop soon?
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Buy ALRT. Its Europe's palantir.
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>>60957834
If what?
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>>60957837
It sounded wonderful, but then I realized I would be investing in Africa, so I'm out boss.
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>>60957848
Nobody calls you BigD
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So if I'm holding SOXL at a cost basis of $20/share... When do I sell? I'm very green right now but when do I sell it?
Do i sell and then buy back in later?
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>>60957831
>btc pumps
>they do nothing
>btc dumps
>coinbase dumps double
>ms dumps quadruple
they are the same except strategy is worse
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>intcel is worth 35b more because nvidia bought 5b
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I bought HOOD today. Yes, i bought the top. No, I dont care. The trick is to not look at your portfolio.
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Sold my COIN six days ago because I'm a pussy. How to stop being paper hands.
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tesla sisters i dont feel so good...
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What stage are we in?
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How high can NVDA go up
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>>60957872
this looks like the south sea company
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How about we sell off huh? How about that?

>>60957854
D ist for Dementia
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Tons of people call me Big D boss.
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>>60957872
The sneed and feed
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>>60957872
use a log chart. the dollar devalues at an exponential rate
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>>60957872
Denial
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>>60957875
its nvda
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Slurped 20k $O
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oh no it's going back down
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>>60957881
How much of the growth in stock markets and company earnings is simply due to inflation / money printing.
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SPY keeps ripping, JPOW has been BTFO'd, who gives a shit about inflation as long as the rich bagholders outpace inflation in their equity holdings
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>>60957780

It is both a meme and has stupid potential. I'm all in and will become a gorillionaire in 2026. If you thought I was insufferable now, just you wait till I make it.

Worth a little punt, you will kick yourself when it hits $50 and neck yourself when its at $100.

Pic related, I will keep posting my position and it will get greener and larger just like the noble greenland gorilla.

Also it makes some gorillaless holders seethe so I'm going to keep posting :)
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>>60957894
Had been planning a big europe trip this year. Went from 1 to almost 1.2 dollars per euro ytd. I'm paying 20% more even before accounting for inflation.
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>>60957909
Rip
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>StubHub going public
>Ticketmaster is sued
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>60957914
less of two evils, it seems like people hate ticketmaster more
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MSFT you piece of shit
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>>60957894
money supply grows 6% a year. the s&p basically acts as ~2x leverage on growth of the money supply.
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>>60957888
Nice you will get a sweet $20 divvy next month
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>>60957859
That’s not having the same business model you retard
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just wanted to inform y'all I've dumped Nvidia so it will soar 15% tomorrow

enjoy xx
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>>60957931
It's $100 a month, and a decent place to park my money waiting for a crash. Which I think is coming.
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>>60957894
Yes
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>>60957900
Uhhh excuse me, JPOW is pumping my bags so show some fucking respect here
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You guys should be buying Gamestop, they got a new Pokeyman game coming out and it's going to be huge boss.
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the us stock market is basically a shitcoin
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>>60957900
>as long as the rich bagholders outpace inflation in their equity holdings
ZIMBABWE YEAH YEAH YEAHH!!!!
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Tesla needs to drop already, fucking memestock.
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Fannie Mae.
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>>60957947
But they're totally going to make robot waifus any day now maaaaane! AI Maaaaane.
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>>60957941
Smell more on the TCG releases rather than the VG releases. Those cards sell out like the dickens and makes Gamestop a fuckton of money because of sneakerheads.
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>>60957932
you dont even know what a business model is retard
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>>60957947
Are you also holding Tesla puts? I hope they're long dated.
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>>60957954
What's the next grift when optimus ends up being cybertruck 2.0?
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>>60957959
1DTE rn
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>>60957963
TSLA is probably working on revealing some hyped up bs on their robotaxi so they can try to steal hype from Alphabet/Waymo/Lyft
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did you sleep on NVO?
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VT and chill. It really is that easy
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I'm shorting the market. I'm going short. I'm short. I sharted. I sharted the market. The market will shart. Shartmart is open for business. Welcome to shartmart can I take your order. Three sharts and a short please
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why did college-student me not invest in NVDA back in 2020????
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>>60957868
LOOOOL wtf happened to TSLA?!
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>>60957909
As an Eurochad, my next Japan trip is getting even cheaper than the previous ones. I don't know how many lenses I'll buy at Map Camera this time, but probably a shitload. I could even bring a few extras and resell them here, it would probably pay up my trip.
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>>60957840
>Option A: Buy European stocks without knowing which government might fall or when the new regime will backtrack on its policies.
>Option B: Invest in a dictatorial regime, not knowing when there will be a rug pull.
>Option C: Buy into a politically unstable third-world country, expecting literally anything to happen.
>Option D: Buy american, who controls the trade routes and has military bases all over to enforce the bretton woods and the petrodolar

Stability, mostly.
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>>60957868
Smol poosay
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B and D are the same.
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>>60957985
Market realized that pumping everything at once is kind of retarded.
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my 3x short etf will bounce back
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INVEST IN CRACKER BARREL !!!!
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>rate cuts happen
>the one stock i'm all in is red
>everything else is green
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>>60957935
Sgov pays more right now
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>he didn't buy SOXL
>he doubted SOXL
>I told him over and over SOXL was winning and would continue to win
>Now I'm winning and he's losing
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>>60957985
It's been up for several days straight, and it needs a breather, which is good. It gives a chance for everyone else to make some gains.
RIght now I want PLTR to recover more than for TSLA to continue mooning.
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>>60957965
I've got 3 weeks left on mine so hopefully we'll get nuked over by or something
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Im starting to think the only reason every single company and their mother keeps pumping is because the american consumer has too much money to know what to do with. Sounds like the aftermath of world war 1 all over.
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I have almost completely switched to trading US stocks, that's where the action is, Europe is such a pussy when it comes to crazy valuations, if something reaches P/E 60 there are always short selling firms and journalists there to tell everyone how overvalued it is and then it crashes
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>>60958037
No it's because there are more dollarinos chasing the same amount of stocks.
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>buy a leap
>sell weekly call against it
>collect money weekly

Im a goddamn genius
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>>60957965
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>>60957957
Whatever lmao
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>>60958037
>because the american consumer has too much money
no this is definitely not the case.
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henlo mister jerome
thank u for the rate cuts yesterday
but please look at the news 2day
we need another emergency rate cut
u must act immediately
thank u mister jerome
no further questions
have a nice day thank u
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>>60957985
>LOOOOL wtf happened to TSLA?!
"Elon Musk Buys $1 Billion in Tesla Stock as Board Defends His Pay

Tesla’s chief executive bought the stock after the company’s board proposed paying him nearly $1 trillion if he achieves certain performance goals."
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>>60958015
>bonds
catshit
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>>60958056
Shut the fuck up tripnigger
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>>60957872
Newton enters the market again, because
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>>60957941
this but unironically as it will be running up til the ex div date
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>>60958052
A trilly dude? Half the gdp of bongland? That would be sick
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Your face when you realize people on this board would rather buy GME than Intel when it was $20
There are still mouthbreathers here that think /biz/ is where wolves of wall street congregate lmao
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>>60957985
looks like a very small pullback after some hard pumping
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GAMB will rise again
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>>60958048
>>60958043
they dont have the money to buy the stuff they want, like houses, so they buy stocks? I dont know, im just trying to make sense of the pe ratio for tesla and reddit
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>>60958064
GME baggies are mentally ill. They think the stock market is a battle of good and evil and not just a bunch of semi-rational actors who all want number go up but can't predict each other's actions in advance.
They actually believe that hedge funds are holding secret, invisible short positions on GME for the sole purpose of getting revenge against them, specifically.
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So why is this shit pumping?
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>>60958064
stock cults are an interesting phenomenon. they are very similar to shitcoin cults
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>>60958074
Normies do not purchase appreciating assets. Even the rising percentage of bogleheads is insignificant compared to the majority of this country who rack up credit card debt just to buy worthless possessions.
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>>60958037
K shaped economy. Poors (many /smg/ posters/redditors) don't matter.
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>>60958087
yes, my one (1) share of CRWD doing a lil somethin today
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>>60958074

Say there are 100 dollarydoos in the entire world, and there are 100 tins of beans.

Each tin of beans = 1 dolla.

Now lets say 100 more dollarydoos are created from thin air. Now each tin of beans is worth 2 dolla.

Nothing to do with how much money poors have.
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>>60958086
how many boomers have investments above 10k, 100k, and 1M level?
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>>60958081
pajeet telegram pump n dump
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>>60958074
Reddit actually has a solid bull thesis. It combines AI because RDDT is like 25% of all AI training material. Also it has a lot of users, so there is an advertising angle. I paperhanded mine at around the 120 USD price. While the thesis is strong I don't actually think they will execute. I don't understand how they could monetize the data for AI and advertising on Reddit is dogshit. The catalyst for the gigapump was the revenue 5x but I don't think that's actually sustainable. The advertising had always been so shit that even a slight betterment 5xd revenue. Yet I don't think they will make it much better. So the share price right now has just priced in loads of growth.
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hey yo mister jerome!
i heard you like cutting?
what are you some emo faggot?!
kek!
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Is ARKK maning a came back from the best female investor of our life time?
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>>60958134
Imagine training AI from s_0ylent Reddit users.
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>>60958145
That's what they are trained from already.
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>>60958145
Yeah...RDDT bulls cite that as a case for the valuation but I don't know how that is even monetizable because its literally publicly available. The valuation is suspicious but it makes probably 100 times more sense than Tesla valuation.
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IRS is threatening to sieze my assets if I don't immediately pay them the 62 dollars I owe them from 2022 halp
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so whats the next news we are waiting on in the near future??
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>>60958153
Is that Gary Coleman
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>>60958026
how do i short this piece of zionist shit?
tell me what call
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>>60958158
No
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>>60958145
40% of being trained by reddit in 2025 really made it clear why the quality of AI has nose dived
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>>60958161
>what call
a put dumbass
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Oooooooo im shartiiiiiing
*ppfftttplllpffffpfffllttttpffftttttttpllplplplllfffffffffft*
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I think I got it

>>60958109
Government agencies print money, thus creating a stealth tax.

>>60958086
People will go on and buy meaningless shit, thinking they are earning more than before.

>>60958087
The gullible will be left behind while some unspoken few get that money channeled into them
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>>60958166
>1 post by this ID
yes that
i want to get into options but i dont get it
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>>60958164
literally who is buying reddit?
performed better than any billion dollar company outside the top 10
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>>60958173
>i don't get it
Me neither, it's more complex than just up/down, so I stay away.
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>>60958158
what you talking about?
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>>60958052
Tesla is a literal cult
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>>60958173
If you think something is going down, sell a call
If you think something is going up, sell a put
I think
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Market finna get sick slapped
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>>60958173
call your female broker and tell her you want to put it in her, she'll know what to do
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>>60958192
kek
>>60958187
yeah but if i look up palantir put there literally zillion options from different banks with different run times, different spreads. some are in profit some in loss
literally how to chose
eurofag btw
i read american options are a bit different
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just pump all day bro
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>>60958197
>american options are a bit different
Yeah think you're right, something about when you can get exercised but I can't remember which is which
Just pay attention to the time frame you are confident in, didn't bother with anyone else's race.
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>>60958187
Never sell a call without owning the underlying

Never sell a put on a stock you dont want to own
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>>60958197
Learn the Greeks and what they mean
>>60958208
Also this
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>>60958197
>>60958211
The greeks are lazy tax evaders, so it really does pay to learn from them. Living the life we all want, just with less money
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>Meta product chief Chris Cox says smart glasses are the future of computing

Couldn't even pickup a phonecall
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>>60958222
Trips of truth
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>MSTR
>HIMS

Im back!
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>>60958225
They only seem useful for taking creep shots at the moment
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Is everybody enjoying their RGTI gains today?
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Fellow OKLO chads, how you doin
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Abandon efficient smart glass refinery.
Embrace 80s sci-fi obtrusive goggle dystopia.
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>>60958239
Soon everyone will wear these and will film 24/7 there will be cameras recording 24/7 on peoples faces you cant escape
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bros.. im about to break out for the second time this month
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>>60958197
Eurofag here too, do diagonals like this one. Its like owning 100 shares of the stock for 1/10th of the price. Also you can sell calls safely this way. However do NOT let your short calls get assigned because you will piss all of the intrinsic + extrinsic of the long away. If your short strike gets hit just close the entire thing.

Options are way better than owning stocks. Anyone fudding you on them is a jeet who cant understand how IV and the Greeks work.
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no, ive been refusing to buy it since it was a penny stock
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AFL has been a good buy for me
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>>60958249
Damn what are you holding
Congrats
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Trump slurping the dipperino
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> miners
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>>60958249
same happened to me then lost it all on 2 plays this week. easy money in, easy money out
dont get cocky
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>>60958235
I'll start a petition that they won't be allowed in germany without making a sound when shooting a picture or blinking when filming

I regularly don't do this, but this would be something I could think of doing.
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is this mexico ETF going to get back on track today and keep beating VOO?
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Gold miner / mineral fags, how fucked am I? I acknowledge I have bought the ‘top’ for today/this week but made these very modest buys for a longer 2-3 yr hold. I bought equal weight of:
MP
MTRN
NBX
CRMC
PPTA
UUUU
USAR
UAMY
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>>60958275
>I'll start a petition that they won't be allowed in germany without making a sound when shooting a picture or blinking when filming
why?
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>>60958250
So assuming it doesn't giga pump to 126 and say it goes up past 104 you'd close the whole thing on or before Oct 31st? Does the sold call just give you some extra premium in case you don't hit 104 or does it play a bigger role in the strategy?
Fucking shit confuses me and I'm not sure what my broker would even allow me to do. Would that count as selling a naked call?
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>>60958275
you won't do shit
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>>60958295
Oh no no, you don't know, I was in politics, Dog.
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awfully green day
the intellectuals of /biz/ told me the markets would HATE a rate cut
I think you lot ought to just be quiet
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>Have over 1 million in the market across 3 accounts
>Feel nothing

Huh.
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>>60958291
probably because they're going to be used to spy on people
japan has had a law like that for years because perverts wouldn't stop taking upskirts on trains
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>>60958225
Yeah okay after that embarrassing live demo this shit is cope
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>>60958183
It's insane. Musk has be shown to be lying about everything constantly over the last 15 years.
Lots of signals that Tesla is the next Enron.
But TSLA bros will pile in and buy because robotaxis that can't drive in the rain, and androids that walk like Biden.
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>>60958305
wanna feel something? you can feel what its like to get robbed by a naked man at 3 am in your bedroom for the low price of only 31,480. Financing is available.
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There's a reason why they didn't have Elon at the fancy London tuxedo dinner last night.
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>>60958306
I saw an ad for them that was literally promoting the ability to be able to take pictures in "stealth mode" or something, kek
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>>60958290
You bought into the upwards move, low risk entries arent here right now, significant dips havent happened in weeks

But holding 2-3 years will do good i believe
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>>60958310
Why yes, I made a lot of money investing in the future of mankind (ie Tesla), thank you for asking.
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>>60958290
You bought the local top, but just hold fren. Miners are just breaking out.
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>>60958291
It's annoying enough when people film or take pictures. It's bad enough when they hold their phone vertically, instead of downwards tilted.

I just don't want to get filmed. And with those glasses you could film and it wouldn't even look like you might be doing it. So I want it to be visible.
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>>60958327
is that vid the minor everyone keeps talking about getting into? i might fomo in
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>>60958334
he's like 35 and also now very skinny
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>>60958302
Yeah I'm quietly enjoying my gains
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>>60958290
UUUU is a solid buy. white mesa is the only US conventional uranium mine.
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>>60958345
he's skinny??
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>>60958327
his mannerisms remind me of abigail shapiro
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>>60958354
yeah dude he's like 120 pounds now
he kept uploading videos of himself being fat and eating 5000 calories that he recorded in advance just to fuck with people
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>>60958354
He got extreme surgery to reconstuct his stomach and waist from all his obesity
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>>60958366
I FUCKING KNEEL
>>60958378
Nicado won
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>Google adds Gemini to Chrome for all users in push to bolster AI search

Free AI?

Also:
>NVDA will buy Intel Servers
BUY BUYB UY BUY NVDA
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>>60958366
well i'm not having sex with him unless he gets fat again
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I like the smug bulls.
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ok i went all in kroger at 66 now what
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>>60958397
i doubt he wants to have sex with you unless you're an overweight mexican like his husband
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>>60958395
Oh boy more annoying fucking adware, im glad I switched to mozilla last year
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>>60958395
ill still continue using chatGPT and Grok, gemini sucks
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I just came here to say you niggers were all wrong about SOXL
>nooooooooooo it can't go back to 60
>noooooooooooooo muh underlying would need to be 500 it just doesn't track
>noooooooooo nooooooooooooo
you're all niggers, thanks for playing
to my remaining SOXL trannoid frens, see you at 60 guys
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>>60958402

Then you'll love the euphoric bulls next year.

Why don't you go hibernate ya dumb bear?

Cee
U
Next
Trade cycle
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>>60958415
Tried using gemini the other day and it's so horribly censored. "Draw a woman" is a forbidden command. It was fine drawing men though.
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>>60958402
2027 will be your year bobo
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>>60958411
I might be
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What do I buy that will let me make it.
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>>60958432
ImageFX is what you want
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>>60958415
I thought Grok was only with Twitter, but saw that it's also working without. ChatGPT I think you got to register? I thought that Gemini also is with registering. I'm just too lazy to do that shit for AI. Only did with Microsoft Designer. So Grok it is for me, thanks Elon.
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>>60958439
Blacked.com subscription
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>>60958395
doesn't this mean anyone dumb enough to still use chrome can cost google thousands of dollars by spamming gemini with pointless queries
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>>60958420
i think soxl will hit 60 again but we haven't had a big drawdown yet, the other times soxl hit 60 it fell by like 50% on the run up, we're up like 300% since april
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>>60958432
Exactly why cloud ai is overhyped.
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Sar.
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>>60958457
He cute
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>>60958439

Search your heart. You know it to be true.
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>>60958439
Buy a negroni
buy two
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somehow everything except dax crabbing...
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>>60958452
They are getting paid in exposure
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>>60958446
>ChatGPT I think you got to register?
i dont know, and who gives a fuck? they all have that "login via google" signup that gets you in 3 seconds, and if you dont have multiple dummy gmail accounts, I dont know what to tell you
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INTCELS? WHAT HTE FUCK HAPPENED I'M OUT OF THE LOOP!
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>>60958482
trump forced huang to slurp
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>>60958446
I just juggle between all of them since they have limits. Also, none of them are perfect and it's like getting a second opinion.
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>>60957744
Jerome "the FED meme man" Powell capitulated, dollar is going to the shitter. It's fucking over.
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>Sales of heavy trucks are falling like the U.S. is headed for a recession, per CNBC

Keklmao
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>>60958506
AI will buy the trucks
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While I just bought a medical/real estate ticker that does not have a lot of volume (STRW), nearly all of the recent times it's had comparatively more volume in the past month has been bullish, and it's in a general uptrend over the past three months. I simply put in a stop loss and let it ride how it pleases.
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>>60958506
We've been hearing recession for two fucking years now. I think everyone is just sitting on a pile of cash waiting for the "inevitable" crash which doesn't come because...everyone is sitting on a pile of cash.
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If my workplace doesn't match my 401k, and I have a separate Roth IRA that i'm buying an index fund on, would it be smarter to just stop my 401k payments and dump all my monthly into the Roth until I can max it, or should I keep splitting my income between the two? my worry is that if I split between the two, then aren't I losing out on a lot of potential interest money from having a higher base amount in the Roth account?
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>>60958506
Heavy trucks are vehicles with a Gross Vehicle Weight (GVW) over 26,000 pounds, which is a common U.S. standard for heavy-duty vehicles, or a Gross Vehicle Weight Rating (GVWR) over 26,001 pounds. These large, powerful trucks, which include commercial vehicles like tractors, cement mixers, and large transit buses, are designed for hauling substantial loads and often require specialized licensing to operate.
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Do you guys remember "don't fight the Fed"? I guess this one is also of the past

>>60958506
bullish, more cuts
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>>60958516
One might even say we've been in a recession, until they redefined "recession", that is
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My bear thesis is that I overheard the girl at the front desk of my work talking to one of the female engineers and they were both talking about how stocks will only go up and it's a great time to invest right now etc
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>>60958516
and thats why TS just gave me 10x to play with. Long long long TQQQ - markets are never going down meaningfully again ever. Guaranteed.
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CRWD back to 500!
i own a lot of CRWD!
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>last 10 days of September are the weakest 2 weeks of the year
>Fridays are always the worst days

make sure you sell before 9pm my loves!
and buy metals in the mean time
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>>60958519
Max out roth and any additional add to your 401k.
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Stocks only go up and it's a great time to invest right now
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>>60958085
I can hardly wait for the inevitable /tsla/ general cult thread that will go on for years after it had its full Enron moment
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My bear thesis is that this general won't stop clowning on bears, which isn't what you saw when it was actually time to buy at the April lows of this year.
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>>60958519
>>60958581
sorry i mistyped, its a 457b not a 401k. should i still focus on the roth? my goal is to retire early at 54
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Holy shit, just fuckin dump already
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I'm shorting on the toilet mumu how do you like that? My puts are sharting too just how I like it. Hahaha mumu you like this shart?
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>>60958602
If they don't contribute it would be better to self direct your own roth.
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yellow rocks dumping
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MISTER JEROME
IT'S DIPPING A LIL
FIX IT NOW PLEASE
THANK YOU
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Close to the top
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Why is counbase pomping?
Not that i am complaining
But it did nothing after the dump
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I've been going all-in on TSM stock for a little over 2 years with everything I (college student w/ a paid internship) have, at first it was just a way to hold my cash before I had enough to upgrade my pc to the latest gen parts (childhood dream), now I still have a dogshit PC that can't even run win 11 with MSFT aboutta kill my OS, but TSM don't seem to slow it's growing any time soon... do I say fuck it and cash out to buy the new pc or keep on holding?
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>>60958579
Thabns anon. Been looking for this chart for a while. But with 2 other rate cuts coming and with fronald tumph as president, I'm afraid we'll keep going up.
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>>60958602
>457b not a 401k.
This is important difference. If I recall correclty, and you need to check, 457b does not have a minimum age limit in which to withdraw the funds without a penalty, you only need to no longer be working for the employer. So, lets say you fund the 457b and make big gains on investments in the 457b, and the gains are tax free, you can retire at 50-58 years old and begin taking money out with out penalty. The 401k requires you be 59-1/2 years old before taking money out without penalty. You could get fired, laid off and be unemployed and with the 457b you can start withdrawing penalty free to support yourself if you needed (withdraw mean interest and dividends being earned and may not reduce your overall balance) until you get another job, if you need another job. Also note the benefits of creditor protection - 401ks and 457s are protected from creditors, some states do not protect the Roth from creditors, so check your state. 401k/457s contributions are pre employment tax, if you contribute to Roth that money is what is left over after employment tax is taken out, there are limits to what you can with draw from your Roth before 59-1/2 without penalty, I believe its its only what you contributed, not the tax free gains. Seriously consider maxing out the 457, and depending on the amount left over in your paycheck you may also be able to contribute to the Roth, but there are contribution limits for each seperately and both together. See someone who can explain all this to you.
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>>60958648
Who?
>>60958579
I kinda want to hoard silver
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10 year yield still pushing higher despite rate cuts

fed have lost control of the ship. cutting rates now will definitely overheat economy
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>>60958670
>Who?
ARK
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>>60958674
watch, mortgage rates will go up despite fed rate cuts because lenders will price in housing cost increases 10+ years out, truly weird times
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>>60958670
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>>60958674
is it because I'm a degenerate or did you also immediately think it said "GOON" behind the tranny?
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>>60958667
Well put knowledge bro
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>>60958667
thanks anon, ill just focus on the 457b then. it also has a good annual rate of return, like 16% when I checked last month, so ill just dump into that. not like ill be able to max out 23,500 yearly anytime soon
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Developing story. Feels like I'm getting a fever. But it's crabbing, like the market.
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Its not gonna dump tommorow. The dump was yesterday. Try next week.
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is dave ramsey making money though?
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I can't believe INTCels actually got to unload their bags.
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>>60958712
>ill just focus on the 457b then
be sure to understand the benefits/drawbacks to both. You can change your contributions in the year, or over the years. You may contribute alot to 457, then switch to Roth, or vice versa. Just understand both and develop a plan that works for you. You can always change the plan also.
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Between Hank Williams pain songs
And Newbury's train songs
And niggers cryin' in the rain ...
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>>60958741
depends on your entry, i know a few baggies that entered at 50
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>>60958725
k keep me posted
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>>60958670
>Who?
The whore who can't help herself but to throw all her money at speculative hot air
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i bought the top


again
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>>60958643
I'm going to miss him when he's gone
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So what are my fellow wolves of wall street up to?
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NEWSFLASH: I just started slightly hysterically laughing because I imagined somebody here sitting in office opening 4chan and OP's pic in large on the screen. The fever is taking its toll.
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>>60958773
I did this but the only person who can see my screen is turned practically facing the other way 10 feet from me
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>>60958778
File Deleted, bro
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>>60958766
just had an ice cream sammy for lunch after a profitable morning
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>>60958781
I came here when the thread started
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>>60958766
i'm eating slightly stale cheezits for lunch
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Shartmart grand opening next week.
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>>60958766
slurping the dipperino on tobacco
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>>60958766
>>60958782
>>60958791
leftover marinara meat sauce for lunch, made ez bucks from NigVDA this morning tho
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>>60958648
according to your chart the top is in 4 to 6 months when arkk doubles in price from now
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>>60958814
I agree
Its like we get another christmas rally this year, meme stocks and and companies on hyped peoducts and stories will go bonkers
Funny, crypros are about to warm too
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I just put money in Robinhood on Tuesday and I'm already up to $5k from $1.5k on AMSC and QBTS calls.
Has making money always been this easy? Why have I been waging away when I can just 2x every week?
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>>60958840
Take out your initial, and youre ahead of the game.
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>>60958840
Everyone's a genius in a bull market
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Prepare yourselves
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>>60958840
because once every decade or so line goes down
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>>60958857
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>>60958857
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>>60958839
I concur buy any dips over the next couple weeks we're melting up until at least the end of the year
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>>60958840
Options trading will blow you up. You 2x every two weeks for three months and then go to zero overnight.
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>>60958880
What an idiot!
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>>60958889
We can't all be geniuses
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The market will dump tomorrow
Just a warning

Combo of Friday + end of fiscal year
Cash out and re-invest on Oct 1st

That's my advice.
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>>60958903
>>60958903
>>60958903
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>>60958880
I thought for sure it was going to be dead after that.
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>>60958880
I really don't understand that shit. I mean, I don't care about muh animal rights (though fuck subhumans torturing dogs and cats and whatever), but why even take the risk of getting stomped by this? What goes on in those people's head? I guarantee you that even for a comfy cow, you DON'T want it to run towards you, let alone a bull. Shit are fucking impressive and would fuck you up, you'd get handicapped for life if they just stomp a foot on yours.
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>>60958858
never again
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>>60958840
Holy shit, really? That's crazy good dude.
You only need to double your money 5 more times and you'll already have 6 figures. Go for it, you have this in the bag!
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>>60958880

Soon!
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>>60958922
I have the other webm too. Now that we're over teh bump limit, I can post it, since it's too lewd for a blue board
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how come the most convident anons here who are "trying" to predict the future of the market are the ones with the smallest portfolios or the ones being sidelined for years.



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