PLTR edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsPrevious: >>60965961
>Tuesdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1H3S7jPdEE
Stock thats going up on Monday? So far, /biz/ suggested: HGRAF, ORCL, WKEY, BTBT, and ESLTMy screeners said: ATMV, MASS, DVS, LHAI, and ARQ
Hey, remember that Tricolor shenanigan about the Subprime Car Loans? It's NINJAs 2.0. Observe.>So let me get this straight.>They put a CLO inside a CLO, and they placed a bet against that CLO, which is called CLO^2, and then placed a bet against that CLO, and that is called a synthetic CLO. This system generates yield for these securitized AAA bonds.>Then, they are added to state pensions.>Then they took the money to buy altimas at auction houses and cleaned them with a rag, and sold them to people that they knew didn’t have credit or income.>And JP Morgan is holding biggest part of this bag where at surface level we only know it has only created a 2 billion dollar loss instantly overnight and all the biggest financial gurus on wallstreet do not know what is going on...I believe there is a certain JP Morgan tamping silver that's going to be affected. Also, instant 2007/2008 2.0 once forensics figure it all out.
just buy gold, anon
>>60968915Unironically, silver might be their exit plan given that they hold lots of physical. If this is it, they may let it run.
>>60968917
>>60968915He just keeps spamming it
>>60968922
>>60968921I dont trust silver for some reason
I have $150,000. Am I insane for thinking it's enough to retire?>stocks will never, ever pull back even 5% ever again>stocks will gain 20% per year MINIMUM for the next 50 years at least>in fact, even an extremely conservative portfolio is likely to gain 40% per year for the foreseeable future>leverage is also literally zero risk because stocks are not a risk asset>i can go all in TQQQ or something similar with a very conservative 3x leverage>that's $180,000 in capital gains per year>my living expenses are like $36,000Where is the flaw in my logic? And in fact, why is anyone at all working, period? Literally anyone in America with at least $50,000 of capital can easily live off of capital gains at this point, no?
>>60967540Here I fixed an issue and added more functions in this version: https://pastebin.com/raw/5YukCeW2I didn't double check everything but it's probably alright. I will later.The prompt I used was something like "list me the top 5 stocks with highest volatily that showed positive trend for the past 24 hours" and at that time the price drop had just happened a couple hours earlier. I actually wanted to scalp but then decided to go long seen how the growth was pretty stable. The drop happened due to a lawsuit but those fags are trying to open lawsuits on everyone, even on Tesla claiming fraud. I'm thankful tho, I would've never noticed that stock otherwise. GPT showed me the stock because it met the high volatily requirement of my request.
>>60968935try it and report back bro
BBAI will flip PLTR
>>60968935>enough to retire?You can retire anytime you want. The more money you have the better standard of living you can have. See all those homeless people on the street? They are retired. Any investment varies over time, so your portfolio with gain more some years and may lose money in some. If you drain down the principle you go bust.
>>60968972>BBAI will flip PLTRbest the bear can do is fondle Thiel's balls
>>60968974$180,000 per year is a pretty decent upper-middle class salary, is it not? Even with $50k of capital, you can easily make $100k per year in capital gains, which is still considered an OK salary by most, and even allows you to save up or reinvest some. Why hasn't everyone with $50k of capital retired?
I'm part of a cult that buys and sells semiconductor/chip etfs and stocks.
>>60968987>$50k of capital, you can easily make $100k per year in capital gainsthen why are you not rich already? If its that easy and consistent you should already be doing that. I hope you are not reading those bot comments in all those stock investing youtube vids where they pretend to make some amazing gains by giving their money to some indian or nigerian investment pro.
>>60968987are you saying with 50k you can triple it every year to obtain 100k in capital gains to live off? lol. lmao even.
>>60968987it literally is that easy i make 3k a month off my 70k and that's what I live on. Welcome to the club
>>60969004>i make 3k a month off my 70kwut?no you dont
>>60969002the posts seem to be made by indian bots
>>60969009oh you're right fidelity just gives me 3k a month for nothing because my great grandaddy gave charles schwab 48 foreskins in korea
>>60968996>>60969002Did you read my original post? Stocks carry zero risk = leverage carries zero risk. Stocks go up 20% per year minimum, often much more than that. You can be extremely conservative and buy a 3x leveraged nasdaq ETF or something and make 60% per year that way. Hell, you can hold S&P 500 futures contracts throughout the year at 12x leverage. It's the S&P 500. Literally zero risk. So suppose it's a relatively low performance year and the S&P only gains 20%. Multiply by 12, that's 240%. That's $120,000.
>>60969017>>60969019fuckign indian botsgo back to your containment threads
>>60969004show proof or fuck off>>60969019>extremely conservative>3x leveraged ETFslmao kys, better yet show your magic 50k portfolio that generates infinite money
>>60969019>Did you read my original post?Did you read what you actually wrote in your post? You claim you can, and I assume you already are, consistently making 180k per year off your 150k principle and claiming its risk free and consistent and you are asking if you can retire on $180k/year.? Does you mom know you are posting on the internet again?
I don't know what your fucking problem is, come to this thread any other hour of any other day and everyone is saying stocks only go up, infinite bull run etc. I come here and point out a simple ramification of that fact, namely that if there is zero risk, you can trivially make near infinite money with practically no capital. And the result is autistic screeching from you dumb faggots.
>>60969023about 62k in fidelity and 2241 in realized profit this month so far fuck you scrub git gud
>>60969031>you can trivially make near infinite money with practically no capital.Then why are you asking if you can retire? You are some super investing genius and don't know how much money you need to retire?
>>60969037Because I assume I must be missing something. Do you seriously believe stocks will ever be below their current level ever again? No? I thought not. Another way of phrasing that is "stocks will literally never go down, ever." Another way to phrase that is "stocks are zero risk." If something is zero risk, then leverage on that thing is zero risk. This means pretty much all of us should be able to retire as of this very second, no? You should be happy, not bitching at me. Or point out where I'm wrong.
>>60969033that's not a fidelity screenshot lmao, only $800 to go before your target bro.
>>60969040>t. has no skin in the game and accuses us of being autistic screeching faggots
>>60969040>Because I assume I must be missing something.You are currently making infinite money with no capital and no risk. You should have a few billion dollars by now so why waste your time here asking if you have enough to retire?
30% gains per year means if you start with 30k you will only hit 7-figs after 2039 and houses would have gone up to 8-figshow do you survive
These are the sarcastic jabs of limp-dick pathetic excuses of "men" who can clearly see the undeniable reality before them, yet don't have the balls to simply use leverage and retire today and live comfortably off of 6 figures of capital gains per year. Witnessing you pussies get all worked up over my observations has convinced me that I am right. I'm going all in on TQQQ first thing Monday as a test run. That should get me about $72,000 over the next 12 months, and I'll go from there.
what shitty movie are we watching and when is it
>>60969061buy QQQ LEAPS and pmcc on em
>3 cryptoes make bullish patterns>two are fakeouts and dump, just holding seeing if it magically goes up again>all the stocks I have just kind of follow the bullish uptrend>didn't buy any gold in 2020 like I wanted toSheeeeeeeeeeit
>>60969061>retire today and live comfortably off of 6 figures of capital gains per year.Are you retired?
>>60968908The hgraf guy is either a genius or a retard and since this is /smg/ it's probably the latter.>80 bucks eoy 2026 bros!Like tell me that sounds realistic.
>>60969062>what shitty movie are we watching and when is itBoiler Room
>>60969061just don't panic when you're down 50+% and everyone here is saying stocks only go down
>>60968908Oh bu btbt is a good recommendation, when methereum runs up all those meth stocks will go up too, like shitcoins.
>>60969061>and I'll go from there.Keep us posted with your amazing success
>>60968935>Am I insane for thinking it's enough to retire?Yes
>>6096906228 Years Later (2025)
>>60969070HGRAF dude is piggy backing off the twitter guy who started shilling it around 50 cents
>>60968894$BE is going to $100 its the next PLTR imo
>>60969075I cannot remember the last time I saw a retail investor say they expect stocks to go down. If they don't think they'll go down, then they won't sell, and as a result, stocks will not go down. I don't see how it's mathematically possible for stocks to ever pull back ever again.
>>60969040>>60969031Okay? Do it then.
>>60969085DOITTHENStop bitching at us and just do it, go for it, 100% in and just retire in january and sleep all day like a neet. Stop asking me if I can see the future for the ultra mega recession of 2026 and do it.
>>60969086I will. I've been unemployed for 6 months, was going to start looking for another job soon but I really don't see why someone like me with $100k of capital or more needs to work. It makes no fucking sense. So I'm not going to.
>>60969085>mathematically possible for stocks to ever pull back ever again.Big money sells to weak hands and then makes the market pull back, then big money buys from weak hands - repeat.
>>60969094>I've been unemployed for 6 monthswhy do you need a job when you can make infinite money with your system?
>>60969094the memes write themselves
>>60969098There are no weak hands. No one is afraid of the stock market anymore. It's literally not a risk asset.
>>60969110I am in awe of your financial prowess
>>60969081based, great flick
>>6096913328 Years Later is the worst movie I have ever seen.
>>60968920Rumors from the skitzo underground say they are just holding for the US government, if not what they have in comex is dwarfed by that held at military bases across the country for rebuilding the financial system once BRICS moves towards gold. If any of this is to be believed the price has been strategically beaten down for a century not to be released until absolutely necessary because cheapies go off the table forever and millions of Americans get left holding the bag of useless dollars and assets accumulated over a lifetime. It's a one time parachute and things will be bad, worse than now, if it gets used.
>>60969143>skitzo undergroundread the paragraph to the right of the yellow highlight
I want everyone to be rich but i hope for a massive market crash within the next 6 months cause thats when ill get funds to invest>dont time the marketIdgaf desu
>>60969142filtered
I'm so fucking tired of tacoWhy can't he just take a hard stance on something? The h1b thing he just signed is fucking nothing. It'll take years to have any real effecy, I'm supposed to trust this kike to not only release fanny but not dilute the fuck out of commons?Fuck that.
>>60969172>Why can't he just take a hard stance on something?That is his negotiation/media strategy. Trump just keeps pumping out headlines so by the time the media tries to do some research and come up with obvious contradictions he made previously he has moved on to a new topic and started the clock over again. That is why he was worried about the Epstein story it was taking over the media and he was losing control so he and Bondi, now Ka$h patel are saying there is no Epstein story. Watch Trump answer any reporter's questions he is all over the place and contradicts his own statements in the same sentence.
>>60969185>>60969172At least he's been 100% on offense this term. Last time he was on his backfoot and reacting to dem plots every day. New Offensive strategies every week is winning.
>>60969170You know it’s a trash movie
>>60969193It's weird, and not what anyone expected, but it's pretty good
>>60969142whatever these fags watched last week was probably worse
Getting toasted this weekend
>>60967809how long do you plan on holding?
got a tip for you:invest in fish biscuitsit's gonna be the next big fast casual thing, like chipotle or that salad placefish biscuits about to blow up on tiktok soon too
>>60969193at least there's no niggers in the whole film
>>60969222You are 1000% correct. Fish and fish related biscuit companies will moon.
>>60969224That seems like a plus but it's boring ass british people that cant speak english right either
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
>>60969261Top performing funds this year
>>60969269Ninety One fund's top holdings...
>>60969192>>60969185Bullshit The only strategy he has is how to give bibi more money The liberation day taco and subsequent V has genuinely destroyed the market and decoupled it from reality
>>60969269i did better but im only managing 6 figs
>>60969276>The only strategy he has is how to give bibi more moneyHe sold out for the money and support to get elected. He changed up the press pool and press pool rules to break the monopoly that was constantly attacking him, like in the first term. I am not a Trump supporter nor did I vote for him. He was accused of being a Russia agent but he and the rest of the Congress are Israeli agents.
WAGMI!
>>60969172How do you people still not realize the guy is a corrupt asshole that does all of this theater to extort big tech and other big companies to give him money under the table?
>>60969321that's pretty based desu
>>60969321>ruin image forever>ruin family's image forever>piss off all nations and world leaders>risk getting shot multiple times>so that in 10 years time when ur 80 lanky nerds will give you tens of millies to add to your billion dollar fortune
>>60969321so what is your point? Which of the past presidents was not totally corrupt?
>>60969328Anon... He was a fucking TV star. Why would he care about his image? People will love him or hate him no matter what. Might as well make money while he's at itBTW, here's an interesting article comparing him to Juan Perón, the Argentine crypto-fascist leaderhttps://www.theatlantic.com/economy/archive/2025/09/trump-peron-argentina-economy/684117/This is your future, burgers
>>60969335Is this a parody post?
>>60969336No. Why would it be? Why do you say that?>>60969332The point is that your politicians have no shame anymore. You are fucked lmao
>>60969269Crazy how every single one of these is mogged by SCHD, which is up bigly
>>60969261If Gold is going to be the next big thing, are companies also buying it?
Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and choosing to be a kike slave instead of being gigabased. Imagine choosing to be a Nixon vs a Jackson
>>60969343>muh shamebill Clinton famously got his dick sucked in the oval office you stupid gen z faggot
>>60968935your math is fucked up if you think TQQQ will return 120% a year
I'm just happy the line goes up, luckily I use multiple platforms so if one is down I can switch to the other.
>>60969368They buy silicon. We didn't go bullish on the periodic table
>>60969439are titty implants still that big?
>>60969368Chinese insurance companies https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/international/2025/02/10/811333.htm
>>60969453Continues pumping with no signs of dumping. Going all in rn
>>60969456I meant like Apple and such.
>The cornerstone of Homestake’s success was their dividend policy. 53 years of continuous dividend payments helped Homestake grow to become the default choice for gold stock investments. The only year that Homestake didn’t pay a dividend was in 1920 which was a reflection of the state of the market for that year.During times of crisis or when it was felt that the monetary situation was weakening, the management of Homestake Mining would increase the dividend or they would pay an extra dividend. This kind of proactive behavior boosted demand for the stock from institutions and the public even when the dividend exceeded the actual earnings. As an example, after Great Britain abandoned the gold standard, Homestake increased the dividend from $6 to $7.80 in 1931.>On other occasions, Homestake would routinely declare an extra dividend of $1. This dividend would typically come each September, which was in addition to the previously declared payments. While not guaranteed, the $1 extra dividend was paid almost every year and sometimes two or three times within a single year.
Still time to hop on this rocket
>>60969523No.
>>60969523>This post is not an investment adviseOkay, I won't follow it then
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>>60969548I like her~
>>60969527>>60969545At least, I tried
My portfolio is up 80% ytd
OPEC+’s decision last week to increase its collective oil production has surprised many, given the soft outlook for oil prices for the remainder of this year and into next. It is true that the 137,000 barrels per day (bpd) rise from October is much lower than the 411,000 bpd and 555,000 bpd respective increases for the June and July period, and for the August and September timeframe. However, the rise in oil output also means that the group – which comprises the original OPEC members ‘plus’ Russia – is beginning to reverse the second part of around 1.65 million bpd of oil production cuts (announced in April 2023) by eight of its members over a year earlier than had been scheduled. The first part of the 2.2 million overall reductions (announced in November 2023) has been unwound over the past six months. As de facto leader of OPEC+ Saudi Arabia is only one of two countries in the group with significant spare capacity (the other being the United Arab Emirates) the key question for oil and gas markets is: are we heading into a new oil price war (if we are not already in one)?
>>60969585Nice work anon, congratulations
>>60969366>mogged by SCHD, which is up bigly>down -2.86% from last year>-.33% YTDThis is some next level cope.
I got 2k to invest where I put it bl00ds looking for like 50% at least gainz
>>60969639heres one suggestion
>>60969639
>>60969639make a stock screener using AI and pick one of the stock it tells you to on monday morning
>>60969639GRRR
>>60968894When palanteer return at 7$?
>reddittrannys have gotten so desperate they're trying to move the needle in the off hours on a dead board in a special interest generalis this bullish?
Anybody into european infrastructure ummm... guys? German, french, any wildcards?
What happened to BOIL bro? Cmmg? Any one huffing any GAS plays for the upcoming winter
>>60969626SCHD is up bigly.
>>60969019>extremely conservative and buy a 3x leveraged
>>60969728it was exceptional bait
>>60969269What would stop someone from just filtering by best performance and building a port out of a few of those? It misses the meme pumps and stuff but why doesn't anyone talk about doing this?
>>60968935yeah, you're quite deluded
>>60969192that´s a rich way of putting it.
>>60969705lol, no. i'd rather invest in India
>>60968935>stocks will never, ever pull back even 5% ever again>stocks will gain 20% per year MINIMUM for the next 50 years at leastuhh, uhhh
>>60969705Heidelberg Cement is up big ytd, but a leading producer of cement in Europe and also in the US (so they won't be impacted much by possible tariffs)The ones building the infrastructure usually have meh margins and the ROI is decades, so you'd be better off looking at steel, cement, concrete and advanced machining equipment
This JEPQ position is entirely divvy funded god I love divvys so much Once this is self sustaining+5% I will build a JEPI position. Self sustaining means the divvy can buy an x amount of full shares per divvy period. X is arbitrary. Once the positions are "built" I DCA 1-5 shares per week or buy the dips. Every other week the DCA money goes 75% into VOO, 35% into either BITO, SCHG or recently SPMO. BITO is down the most so it takes priority right now.
>>60969744hedge funds have special contracts with exchanges to massively lower transaction fees. This allows them to perform strategies that would be absolutely unprofitable for the retail investor, such as dynamic delta hedging with trade algorithms. For a simple example, if they sell 0.3 delta calls, instead of holding 100 shares they would buy 30 shares and increase or decrease the number of shares they have depending on how the delta of the call changes, so that they are always delta neutral. If they had a multilegged strategy to exploit volatility changes that started out as delta neutral, they would either do the same or roll the untested side for delta neutrality. so if the net delta goes up 0.01, they would sell a share and if it goes down they would sell 1. The goal of these strategies is making tiny profits but repeat them a lot of time. They would profit from meme stocks regardess of where the stock price move, and if you attempted to do it you would end up broke because of the fees. This is why if you search for the top shareholders in stocks like OPEN all you see is hedge funds like two sigma. They can also exploit market inefficiencies and statistical arbitrage.
>>60969868and if you are wondering how the hell does dynamic hedging make money if for example the underlying breaks through the short call strike, basically their max profit would be equal to the extrinsic value of the call they sold minus the many small fees, and maybe close the position if it nears zero. Even if this max profit is 1 or 2 cents, do this millions of times and you basically milk money from the options chain
>>60969820>$600average divvyjeet nw
any NIO or Galaxy Digital holders here?
>>60969890600 in divvys is a lot.
Thoughts on PATH?
rddt to 220, then 300 eoyintc to 27, then 35 next year, more if another catalyst / buy in happensu to 60 soongood luck god bless anons peace and love peace and love
>>60969599Lol, cattle
>>60969949interesting business the chart looks like many "small" tech stocks right now, comming from covid highs and hyped stories to no one is interested any more lowsI believe you can enter now but who knows how long it takes for it to take off
>>60969949The capitalization has decreased significantly along with the share price, the company is at loss with a stagnant revenue.They are an "AI" company like many others.
Test
Do you have to file taxes if your total income including dividends and cap gains are less than 12k. Totally not trying to move to the 3rd world and neet off my portfolio btw, just asking for a friend haha
>>60970140What country would you neet in?
>>60968917I bought Silver. Am I going to make it?
>>60968935>>stocks will never, ever pull back even 5% ever againyou're delusional. There is nothing that has eliminated the normal boom and bust cycles, and no reason to think they will be eliminated in the near future.
>>60970140You'll need to make quarterly estimated payments if you expect to owe more than like 1k of taxes on those dividends
>>60970140>Do you have to file taxes if your total income including dividends and cap gains are less than 12k.https://www.irs.gov/individuals/check-if-you-need-to-file-a-tax-return$14,600 or more, and unearned income (interest and dividends) $1,300 or less.
>>60969380>feeling shame for getting his dick sucked is the same as feeling shame for getting bribes by manipulating the law and the markets in very obvious and publicized ways/biz/ - Business & FinanceWhat a weird world view you faggots have.
we're all gonna make it, just like my nigga souske
>>60970230pullbacks are never going away, but the green and red yearly candles on the SPY follow the 80:20 rule with no consecutive pullbacks since 2002
Shame isn’t about what you do anyway, it’s about your reaction to getting caught. Clinton was apologetic and Trump thugged it out. Which one is more laudable depends on your worldview
Have you guys made a will?I have no kids and maybe I shouldn't give a fuck about what happens if I die but on the other hand I don't want the wrong people to get their hands on whatever I worked for.
>>60970352>commit crime>"You are found guilty of XYZ">"lmao i dont feel any guilt">get off with no charges
>>60970500guilt and shame are not the same thing retard
>>60970497You should put beneficiaries on your accounts. Hand written note is good enough for you for everything else, no heirs so it is not that big a deal who gets your $.
The market will crash sometime soon and not only will I not profit from it, I will have lost money trying to short it. What the fuck is the point of not being an idiot sheep caught up in this stupid AI bubble if you can't profit from it?
Planning on putting a large amount of money in an ETF to sit over 5-10 years, possibly even longer, and to keep DCAing with more.I have decided on QQQ or QQQMGood idea? are there better options for long term gains?
>>60970522ibit gld
>>60970522SCHDIts up bigly
>>60970509>What the fuck is the point of not being an idiot sheep caught up in this stupid AI bubble if you can't profit from it?you should have entered the market to take advantage of it a couple of years ago
>>60970539I did, and on paper I've made some really nice profits, but unrealized profits mean nothing. This market is a house of cards and WILL crash when the unwashed masses begin to realize AI is a meme.
Talked with a hedge fund manager last night at a preseason hockey game. Long gitlab to 70-80, long JAMF stock (both acquisition targets), short cheesecake factory.
>>60970503I never said shame
>>60970509you can trade options and make money whether the market goes up or down
>>60970229Definitely
>>60970550>on paper I've made some really nice profits, but unrealized profits mean nothingthen withdraw that money?
>tfw sold in April for all bonds portfolio >tfw waited for the collapse >tfw now I am coming back in the markets Thank me later if you sold recently. I AM GONNA NOW CRASH THE MARKET BY COMING BACK IN AND I AM GONNA FUCKING MARGIN
>>60969162We had a crash 5 months ago, slowpoke.
SOUN has made some legitimate earned gains lately, not just internet hype stuff. NVDIA deal is big but it there still room for growth? SOUNanon vindicated.Xtract One also seems poised for growth despite having lots of competitors. I might throw more money on there but no big news on the horizon. Any other baggies? Lastly watching ALRT because some anon talked about it the other day. Traded in British Pounds? They did a lil summin stockwise recently but I understand not much is known about the company. Small number of employees etc possible jeet pump?
>>60969321We need flags so I can start filtering europeon 'opinions'.
>>60970555But I like CCF.
>>60970631You are jumping back in right on time for the worst week of the year on average since 1990, you stupid fuck.
>>60970555>long JAMF stock (both acquisition targets),Target?>>60970550>could have made 7000 dollars over the weekend on crypto>pussied out>could have made 2000 dollars on gold>pussied out
>>60969081Should have shown this
>>60970547desperate cherry picking
>>60969321You are a fag
>>60969335Where are you from? And what pronouns you carrying?
>>60970323Bribes in public? That was Biden.
>>60970648The worst week of the year is the one he should be making his buys in.
>>60970687He should wait until the dust settles. It seems like he’s excited to put it all down right on Monday.
>>60970555If you think a PM would risk their freedom and (more importantly) reputation to give insider tips to a random autist...
>interest rates dropping in Canada It's so fucking overIt never began
>>60970509You can lie to yourself but the market will never lie to youIf you aren't outperforming you aren't as smart as you thought
>>60970682>b-but what about!!
RUSH HUSH HANNAH week, boys, we ready?Sitting on $10k OPEN and $25k SOXL, and you?
>>60970696Buy Monday at close or else be priced out forever
>>60970752I just wish they would let the man cook fr
>>60970755It is rushing hosanna this week, mang
>>60970509You can now place far ootm puts on TQQQ on RH. If you're a big brain who truly understands things, you can easily 30x.
>>60969172>Still hasn't figured out the Trump cycle yetLmao. Trump trading is easy because everyone else chickens out but then everyone gets amnesia before the next cycle. The dips have been getting lower though and recovering faster. I slurped so much damn VOO last April, but now its just 1%-2% flash corrections that you have like 15 minutes to time. It's absurd.
>>60970742>If you aren't outperforming you aren't as smart as you thoughtI see the writing on the wall but I can't time a short position. Very few, except maybe the magicians at RenTech can do that since there are so many variables and any random event can cause or delay a crash.
>>60968894wtf should I dollar cost average into? I'm sitting on a ton of dollars right now and so want to start diversifying a little bit in case the bear scenario doesn't play out.>spy>jepi>schd>o (or some other reits)>vwrp (or some other all world yuro trash fund)Everything seems either over priced (tech vaporware) or fairly priced (gold) while simultaneously dollars are poised for hyperinflation. Do I just buy >swiss bonds like a schizo boomer?
I WILL make it.
>>60970636I've got about 5% in it and planning on adding it to my biweekly dca. If it pulls back I'll load on the way down. Near as I can estimate on public info, they've got ~2% of the market and the best product. I think they could 10-20x revenue over the next couple years. I got in at .38.
>>60970803Knowing that the market will eventually go down for some reason doesn't add value and doesn't make you smart.
>>60970806Literally vti.
>>60970806spy/schd is the only right answer
What do you guys think of WOLF as a non-AI semiconductor play? They're coming out of bankruptcy and near all time lows. If they even slightly recover or get acquired there could be a lot to gain there
>>60970844Oh yeah I forgot about VTI. That is probably the best. This is going to be my don't over think it and fuck it up fund. Going to dump 100% of my after tax after expenses income into this (including the yields on my cashy).>>6097085750/50? With everything overhyped boring old SCHD is starting to make more sense too.
>>60970862Looks interesting. Could be an indirect AI play too, there's more to it than CPUs and graphics cards, still need the rest of the infrastructure. I have no idea how you could go about fairly valuing this sort of thing though.
>>60968937I dunno if anyone still cares but I did radical updates to this chatgpt enhancement prompt in order to accomodate my future projects. This is the new prompt:https://pastebin.com/raw/kk29Ku9jThis is an overview of the prompt that chatgpt made by himself: https://pastebin.com/raw/9xNPKFx1It's more enhanced than ever before so even for finance and stock research its performance is better than last time.
>>60970865no, it doesn't matter if everything is overhyped it can stay overhyped. schd should be a smaller portion, I do about 10% and gradually increase as I get older. you still want spy or even qqq to actually grow your port
I might just dive head first into Hydrograph on monday
>>60970888Do you know what it takes to run a chatbot locally? Chatgpt is obviously proprietary
>>60970892I'm a 33 yo boomer so I might increase it to more like 25%. I'm fine with risk it's just I cashed out a lot of risk assets to lock in gains, but obviously everything kept going up.
henlo mister jeromewill u do emergency rate cuts this weekplease do emergency rate cutswe need lower ratesor we are literally ngmithank u mister jeromeno further questions
>>60971051>How does he keep getting in here? Somebody remove that fucking frog.
>>60970700He was shitfaced drunk and we grew up in the same hometown so was friendly.
>>60970862>WOLFI wouldn't buy it, from the research I've done they were in a pathological relationship with Apollo, their (LE CHIPZ) product isn't anything groundbreaking, the current shareholders will barely avoid the fate of BBBY enthusiasts. From glancing right now I see that they are going to issue new shares anyway so it's not like it's going to go parabolic from $2.
GRRR will go above $30 this week.
>>60970555how long
I'm gonna cry.
Seems like $LODE gets some coversge on X, Im gonna dig a dip deeper but it looks like a pump and dump for now but a promising one I have nothing invested though
>>60970888According to the model it built for me last night/this morning we are dumping -0.8% tmrw.
>got bored and went over to the /bant/ /smg/Never again. It's like the special needs class
>>60970648>You are jumping back in right on time for the worst week of the year on average since 1990, you stupid fuck.Why does /biz/ love selling low and buying high?
>>60971190it's deadthe spamming ai girl avatarfag scared away the remaining relatively sane anon back into bizused to be the opposite that biz smg was dead and threads would last almost a week, but now things have reversed back
>>60971205I remember when /bant/ thought /smg/, /pmg/ and the other general would permanently colonize the board. So much excitement.
Reminder to buy NBIS. Just jumped from mid 60s to almost 100 overnight, still room to go higher. NVDA has stake in it and you should too. Looking for the new floor in the 90s
>>60971190>>60971205I'm truly grateful to /bant/smg/ for luring in all the namefags and schizos to make /biz/smg/ a better place
>>60971218I bought some shares for shit and giggles a few months ago when it was at 40. it literally dropped to 20 over the span of some weeks and I sold. I am kinda done with that shit.
>futures
>>60970806Ethereum treasury corporations.
>>60971218>>60971245>buy after a massive pumpWhat could go wrong.
>>60971271Just pump MOAR
>>60971218NBIS is one of the last redditor stocks I have yet to place puts on. Already up 33% last week on HIMS, RDDT dumps, etc. PONY, APLD, OKLO, AISP look tasty as well.
>>60970663
>>60971339when times are good, go to equities, when times are bad, switch to defensive positionsunlike big billion dollar funds, retail shareholders can rotate instantly without worrying about liquidity
>>60971005your age shouldn't matter, this is from the intelligent investor:>Unless you’ve allowed the proponents of this advice to subtract100 from your IQ, you should be able to tell that something is wronghere. >Why should your age determine how much risk you can take?>An 89-year-old with $3 million, an ample pension, and a gaggle ofgrandchildren would be foolish to move most of her money into bonds.>She already has plenty of income, and her grandchildren (who willeventually inherit her stocks) have decades of investing ahead ofthem. >On the other hand, a 25-year-old who is saving for his weddingand a house down payment would be out of his mind to put all hismoney in stocks. >If the stock market takes an Acapulco high dive, hewill have no bond income to cover his downside—or his backside.>What’s more, no matter how young you are, you might suddenlyneed to yank your money out of stocks not 40 years from now, but 40minutes from now. >Without a whiff of warning, you could lose your job,get divorced, become disabled, or suffer who knows what other kindof surprise. >The unexpected can strike anyone, at any age. Everyonemust keep some assets in the riskless haven of cash.
Adding margin to a high yield ETF just for dividends would be retarded, right?
Will china unironically ban nvidia chips or is it all just posturing?
were all here:>>60971091>>60971091>>60971091
>>60971360>>On the other hand, a 25-year-old who is saving for his wedding>and a house down payment would be out of his mind to put all his>money in stocks.The 25 yo is insane for not taking risk when it's easiest to bounce back from.>saving for wedding lmfao goyim shit>house down paymentI took risks and bought my house cash. I suppose the takeaway would be that old people should still do high risk too. I've seen this called the barbell strategy.>>60971374I love women so much
>>60971369This thread still has like 100 posts left in it
>>60970555stock picks even from a hedge fund manager are basically just opinions bro. every asshole has them
Just saw 2 faggots walking down the street with an infant slave they bought in a stroller. Absolute nightmare fuel.
I haven't gooned since wednesday and my dick is kind of burning
Okay I decidedIll buy LTBR and BULL tomorrow
>>60971539be quiet about BULL im accumulating
I flubbed the hinge date Bearish for my bloodline
should i open a vanguard or fidelity account?
>>60971570Why would you open a Vanguard account? Most of their funds are available as ETFs you can buy with any brokerage.
>>60971570both are fine but I like fidelity because of its cool logo, vanguard was cool but they took away their sick ship logo
>>60971570Pick the one that's best for you
sell the rosh hashanah, buy the yom kippur
>>60971562Good Whats your target
>>60971374Am i a simp for not understanding all the hubbub about this webm?
>>60971085Either larping or genuinely autistic beyond help
>>60971599I want some cute office lady with a dumptruck ass to smother my whole head with her couch sized cheeks
Should I pay a Mexican whore to marry me?
>Blood red futures>VIX spikingH1Bs really were holding the economy together huh?
>>60971562>>60971539What's the BULL bull thesis? Why would anyone use a less good RobinHood?GRRR finna moon this week y'all
>Futures>https://youtu.be/xFrimkwe_Hs?si=VePQ-bSeHd3eMtgeOn a positive note, I got more Pokemon cards in the mail, a Charizard ex 234/092 and a Seismitoad PSA 10. I'm gonna be rich lads and pour more gains into stocks kek.
>>60971585Since you are here open a real brokerage account. Go with Fidelity or Schwab and buy ETFs, Vanguard is for retards who buy mutual funds (was once me).
Short KVUE now.It will plummet this week.
>>60971660Its actually growing And with volume in the markets crypto and stocks it will generate more revenue
>>60971661now THAT is a LEAN hog
>>60971677It's already down 15% on the month are you sure frog?
>>60971661what's a hog market look like
>>60971205>>60971210Thank god, /bant/ fags were soaking up all the (you) liquidity
>Futures are down an average of less than 0.1%https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKJur8wpfYM
>rate cut>crashthoughts on this?well the history speaks for itself
>Retail wagie>Noticed consoomers significantly slowed down spending>Prices are ridiculous now; Acacia wooden barrels that were $44.97 each just MONTHS ago are now fucking $69.97, bags of bloodmeal/bone meal were $9.98 are now $12.98, Mum flowers that were 98 cents each now $2.98 each..?????>Halloween shit at places like Home Depot and Lowes taking too long to sell compared to last year>Still abundance of the famous 12ft skeleton, usually be sold out by start of September.....still got a few dozen at each store>HVAC boomer I liked talking to warned me his company and other competitors started cutting back on employees, taking away bonuses(!?) and reduced commissions from sales, way less other boomers buying hvac tune ups shit and even less trades workers like electricians getting hired up too>Some store managers in certain Lowe's, Ace hardware and Home Depot stores at my district threatened to crash out and shut down stores due to piss poor sales(doubt it but.....)Anecdotal yeah but I had to share that. Construction took a fucking nosedive too and I live in a big city(near 1 million population)......
>>60971707It's over, can't be fixed
>>60971707Grim
>>60971706Shh don't tell the normies. I bet it's the real reason the trump vs powell kabuki theatrics. Things may be bad but once they cut it's over>over n' out
Fumbled another 2x in crypto. Could have made 1000 bucks. I sold opendoor at 3.87 after buying at 2.83. Why is my life like this.
>>60971707>>Halloween shit at places like Home Depot and Lowes taking too long to sell compared to last yearThey should raise prices to get back the cost, of course!>>Still abundance of the famous 12ft skeleton, usually be sold out by start of September.....still got a few dozen at each storeFuck anyone who buys this.
>>60971707At WMT, just today, our morning meeting reported that our store was only at 95% budget for the month, eg behind home office's projections. We usually enjoy an ~$800 bonus at the end of the year, but it's contingent on customer feedback and profitability. I can live without it, but that'd make or break a lot of boomers and students here.That said, we're still up like 2% profitability YOY
>>60971707looks like HD has topped out. I rode it for a few years because like the store, its always busy, but they seem to have lost their footing. Now with QXO coming I sold my HD position and moved into QXO and more tech.
>>60971706Rate sneeds usually precede crasharinos because >>60971707The sneedonomic data is worsening.
>>60971706The Fed typically panic cuts. This time around Trump held Powells head in the toilet and forced him to cut ahead of his "muh data".
>>60971707I refuse to eat fast food or buy consumer garbage ever again. Whatever gratification I used to get buying shit I now get by adding it to my shopping cart and then closing the page.Fuck consumerism, especially the endless tech gizmos we don't need like the fagbook glasses.
>>60971707>>60971727how do i make money off of this?
>>60971205Both /smg/s are kind of shit like this shit >>60971690>>60971677I don't know where to go for actual alpha anymore because most advice here is shit. Like the msty shill. At least I escaped from USAR.
After october I will sell everything and leave the market.
>>60971727>Up 2% on profits YoY>When inflation is up 2.9% YoYABANDON YOUR POSITIONS! SELL! SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!
>>60971735I unironically use the "eyeball test" at my (expensive) gym. The more minorities that I see, I know the economy is still ok.
>>60971739You can find broad macroeconomic alpha anywhere you have to subscribe to the smg discord if you want the good stuff
>>60971746Sell before the end of Rosh Hashannah and dont buy before the end of Sukkhot.
>>60971746Why don't you just switch over to the stocks which go up in the bear markets?
>>60971706Statistically its opposite. I guess you can cherry pick these few times before crashes tho
We're back
>>60971748Anon, profit. Inflation in, inflation out.Their COGS goes up, and so does the retail price. They're making bank
>>60971782I know I'm just being hysterical because it's fun
>>60971775Back to importing infinity jeets
>>60971762I'm not going to play dumb /smg/ games about how "this stock will go up, or crab" I'm just going to leave. You guys, you never have any clue what you're talking about. You are the retail, 90% of the time, and your calls are bad. And frankly you should feel bad.
>>60971775Tesla goes up another 10% despite being a failing company left and right
>>60971768Post stats.>>60971752>the real /biz/ discord (TM), paidNice try, jeet.
Trump and his boys say that found a cure to Autism. What's gonna be BULLISH? Any pharma company dedicated on Autism?
>>60971727I tried to buy food at walmart and man their fruits/vegetables are AWFUL. How you gonna charge me $5 for a head of lettuce when I found a fucking worm in it one time???
negro
>>60971815The cure for autism is government mandated QT3.14 GFs
>>60971809You cherry picked. Meltups usually happen in rate cuts. According to your chart the Crash already happened. You are at the meltup phaseI am also up 33000% since 2011
>>60971826>You cherry picked.I am a different person, as should be obvious by my ID, and I want to know all the instances where rate cutes caused a market pump rather than a dump considering we have been pricing in cuts for months.>I am also up 33000% since 2011If I had been old enough to invest in 2011 and not forced to go to college and put all my money into useless paper (which is true for basically all degrees except maybe engineering and -other high paying job-) I would be a rich guy too.
Need some milk and honey this week
bobos will be proven wrong again and again and keep convincing themselves they're right anyway
>>60971851the point is, even by the posters chart. The correction already came. You can expect the opposite. SPY is going to 700 by Christmas
>once again applying for a part-time weekend job so I can try and bump my income up to 2000/wk so I can gamble more efficiently if I am not a pussy who misses out on easy 4xes like OPEN>'manager' I am talking to is clearly a female zoomer given how stupid she isWhy do they keep hiring "just graduated from college" zoomers when they are stupid as fuck. It's all networking isn't it.
>>60971867>doesnt adjust for inflation
>>60971867>>60971869I hope so tim, I hope so because I got increasingly 10s of ks riding on this and I need at least more than that by january.
>>60971883>>60971883>>60971883NEW TREADNEW THREADNEW THREAD
>>60968894what was OP image? my stuff is like all in PLTR and it's all I want to talk about cuz I'm 100% in stock and call LEAPS. It is my literal only plan to Make It and I've been holding shares since $9 cost basis.
>>60971890Political conspiracy theory
>>60971625$80, no I will not elaborate
>He didn’t slurp SNAP on close
>>60971734That sort of consumerism belongs to children and women. Not men. You grow out of it, or at least you should, after a certain age.
