I just deleted all my crypto bookmarks on PC, removed all teh crypto related apps on my phone. I'm not putting a single fucking cent into Crypto ever again.I tried DCA'ing Bitcoin for the past multiple years, but the returns aren't good enough for me to ever "make it" financially, so its fucking pointless to continue on with that.Every other shitcoin I buy, if I hold it, it never pumps. If I take profit on a shitcoin, the next day it will 100X. The market wont ever let me win the shitcoin game. Anything I touch either crabs or dumps, and everything I sell pumps like crazy right after I sell.I am sick and tired of this shit, its not worth the time, stress and energy anymore.From today onwards I am accepting the reality I will always be poor, and I'm going to start focusing on things in life that aren't related to finances or investing. It's obvious god or the universe or both want me to be a poor person, so that is what I will be.Ever since I got into crypto 5 years ago I've let everything in my life go to shit, the gym which I used to love I stopped taking seriously, so I'm going to go back into healthmaxxing and physique-maxxing, at least there's no fucking rigged market to steal my body-composition away from me, its all on me in that regard.Freeing my shit from this is going to be decision I ever made, I can finally go back to life.
>>60980736I come to biz for these fake humor posts you guys are hilarious
>>60980736nice pasta
>>60980745>>60980746Its very real and its not a copy pasta.There's no advice anyone can give me because I know the main thing people here will say is>Dont worry bro, stop trading shitcoins, just keep DCA'ing Bitcoin like you have been, you'll be fine!Thats fucking shit advice. Im not going to make it putting $500 into Bitcoin every month. Ive been doing that for 5 years now and it's fucking shit. The returns haven't been any better than If I had just put it into an index fund. It offers no way for me to get "escape" wageslavery anymore by DCAing Bitcoin.Its actually completely over. Due to cost of living issues, I cannot even DCA into Bitcoin as much as I could 2-3 years ago, inflation has destroyed my ability to continue buying Bitcoin because the amoutn of left over money I have every month keeps getting lower and lower as cost of living goes up.The best thing I can do is just stop focusing on this shit and accept the poor man life. I wasn't meant to make it when it comes to finances and wealth.
>>60980772Literally me. I could have retired if I put my ETH money in basically any stock or index.
>>60980736>>60980772you will never WAGMI
>>60980736you sound so cute and cuddly OP.Please tell me you are not a pajeet and come here for a kissy kiss
>>60980809If I was brown I would have been in the scamming part of this space, so I would have actually made money. Im white, so I fell for all the hopes and dreams of making it legit.
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>>60980772I dont know why you need so much focus to dca btc or eth. It should be 10 minutes of work per month. Will you sell your crypto or keep it?
>>60980772>he’s serious and doesn’t know all he has to do is just hold btc Kek retard. Hold btc and keep buying. Literally all you need to do. Asymmetrical returns are coming. >t. in eth since $14, link since .46 and still holding portfolio of strictly btc/eth/link I never look at
>>60980736See you in two weeks
>>60980830>Asymmetrical returns are coming.Bro wtf are u talking about, the asymmetrical returns are over in the main coinsThats why retail gambles on shitcoins/memecoins, its the only place with the (very small chance) of ever seeing asymmertical returnsassymertical returns are completely over for bitcoin, ethereum, etc
>>60980824>>60980830Btc retards with red id'sQuestion, does your dick ever get hard?
>>60980837Nope. Im done. I cant do this shit to myself anymore. The returns ive had are literally not even worth it. So much risk for so little gain. DCAing Bitcoin for the past 5 years hasn't even been much better than just DCA'ing an index fund my job automatically invests for me.
>>60980845I dont hold Bitchuds
>>60980830How much should I dca in link if I want to make any significant return? Assuming I start from scratch today
>>60980851So you sell all now or keep them?
>>60980841Btc is literally going to $1 million you brain dead nigger. Not maybe, not possibly, 100% guaranteed. >>60980845I’m rock hard as I type this. >>60980853Anything. Even $50 a week. More is better but anything is better than nothing.
>>60980871>Btc is literally going to $1 million you brain dead nigger. Not maybe, not possibly, 100% guaranteed.2035 maybe.
>>60980860Im completely out of crypto.
>>60980875>less than ten years to make 10xSounds good to me.
>>60980817who's a cute and cuddly boopy kins? come here OP kissy kissy mwah
>>60980880So you did believe in the 4 year cycle i assume and now you see that what everyone expects wont happen.Not judging just datamining.I predicted a frontrunning ages ago and i believe that people like you will mass capitulate the next weeks and i want to slurp the bottom around eoy.
>>60980892Insufferable oldfags like you with your>it will always be the sameattitude are a problem in this space
>>60980871>Anything. Even $50 a week. More is better but anything is better than nothing.Investing zero into it is better than 500 a month, because you wont be assosiated with pussyless incels, which most normies see crypto retards as, not for nothing either. Even making big money in other areas is extremely hard i wish OP does that instead.
>>60980897i think you have the wrong person saar
>>60980899Literal non sensical unreadable bot post. lol.
>>60980894You dont get it, its not about the recent dump or anything, its about 5 years of blood, sweat, tears, stress, annoyance, agony, sleepness nights, all for fucking barely any better results than fucking my fucking index fund
>>609809161000 apologies then saaar
>>60980926>You dont get it, its not about the recent dump or anything, its about 5 years of blood, sweat, tears, stress, annoyance, agony, sleepness nights, all for fucking barely any better results than fucking my fucking index fundBOOPY KINS don't stress yourself out.come here for a kissy kiss
>>60980925would you rather make 10 grand from bitcoin or not be seen as a crypto incel by normies?
>>60980772Your mentality is what is keeping you from making it, you want to get rich NOW but the reality is that the faster you want to get rich the closer your methods will need to be to gambling. You need to think about this in terms of 10 or 20 years instead of gambling on shitcoins
>>60980947>you have to tell people in what you invested>>60980926Idk i started investing in crypto in 2020 aswell and im really not that stressed, maybe you are too weak here. That said i really only invested 500 ever and i got a lot now
>>60980772ok retard I will converse with youyou should have +$200,000 if you actually did buy $500 of bitcoin a month starting January 2020 and continued until today.However, you seem like a incompetent retard so I can safely assume you didn't do what you said because why would someone complain about a $200k?
>>60980967>you have to tell people in what you invested>just lie or stay silent like a weirdo
>>60980989It was like $35k when I started DCAing in december/jan 2021u started from early 2020 when crashed to $3k to try make ur post sound more of a gotcha moment
>>60980991Lol yeah normies totally talk about investing all the time.....
>>60980999They'll ask how you got your money
>>60981004No
>>60980926How the fuck did you get so obsessed if you were just DCAing into Bitcoin? Where you just constantly watching Bitcoin charts and videos? Sounds like an issue with your obsessive personality.
>>60981017I have an addictive and obessive personality, I am autistic (diagnosed) unironically.But I was DCAing Bitcoin since Dec/Jan 2021 every month and I was also trading alts and shitcoins and memecoins on the side, which was never successful. The gains from DCAing Bitcoin haven't been worth the fact it has me constantly checking the chart everyday.
>>60980998>gotcha momentI can only use the info you provide, retard. You said 5 years ago. that is 2020.YOU didnt say>asklually I didnt doo what I said I did something else and your still dum
>>60981041its almost october 2025, did you want me to specify 4 years and X months?
>>60981038>I have an addictive and obessive personality, I am autistic (diagnosed) unironically.I KNEW U WERE A CUTIE PATOOTIE
>>60981090lol
>>60981038>t. actively being mentally and spiritually sabotaged by his helicopter succubi parents
>>60980736We've all made this thread before anon.
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>>60980875you're retarded. Have you never heard of CBDCs? Do you think the world goverments are going to stand for it once they're released
>>60980736this is trolling, its not hard to make money in crypto
>>60980736Bitcoin has quintupled since December 2020. That’s far better than the S&P 500.
>>60981921I did DCA throughout the years, I didn’t have a stack of cash to go all in at the perfect time, it was 500 a month What is it with you people nitpicking certain dates and claiming I should be up X amount I said it was fucking monthly DCALike I said DCA for bitcoin has sucked dick for years now
>>60981090I thank you, salmon ID.
>>60980772Yes, they aren't letting any retards make it on crypto, that boat sailed in 2020 as the last stop. Also, no offence, but you are the last exit cattle, $500 a month is all you could spare? Last exit retail liquidity.