>female coworkers replying with *heart* in TeamsThey really think that's going to work? I'm not that thirsty. Just do your fucking job.
>>60984689tsun much?
>>60984694Lol no it's not that. It pisses me off they think this could work on me.
>>60984694only dickpics working on op!
>>60984689>>60984694>>60984709>>60984733Girl here.. Actually when we do it, we are just being friendly <3Just because we are nice doesn't mean we immediately try to fuck you you know :)
>>60984751really wish you gender Jews would use "thumbs up" like normal human beingsA heart implies way more and no one fucking "loves" that I finished Nancy's bullshit assignment and it can be found in the Drive
>>60984764Thanks anon. Last time I was at my ugly short brwon coworker's desk and I saw his Teams notifications were flooded with hearts from Stacies. Poor guy has been working like a mule for them.
>male manager uses the heart in Teams
>>60984772This is what a matriachy looks like btw. Men slaving away while women give them fake affection. Women ruling society is just hell.
>>60984751Majority women in my office are extremely hot sluts who don't do anything meaningful (like building software systems or troubleshooting IT network issues). These women simply talk to customers or do marketing. If the law & order did not exist, I swear I would rape every single female , grab her ass, tear off her jeans or dress from behind and violently rape her holes. You women don't know how strongly erect my dick becomes every morning.
>>60984780only because you are cute anon
>>60984793Calm down dude that's not healthy. Start seeing them for the psychopathic narcissistic monsters they are and you'll get the ick and won't want to rape them anymore believe me. Even better seduce one and fuck her and leave her and realise how lonely and insecure and pathetic they actually are.
>>60984751This is why you get raped
>>60984751you can put how many gay hearts on my messages as you want im not doing your work
I use it too sometimes as like a super thumbs up, should I not be doing that
>>60984873If you're a guy that's weird if you're a female we know what you're doing it's cringe
>>60984924I’m a guy kek
>>60984751Tits or GTFO
>>60984780TFW no cute femboy secretary to send me hearts in teams
>>60984689>female coworkers use smiley faces when making stupid requests
>>60984962kys
>>60985032sit down and enjoy life a bit, closetgayboy
>>60984793>building software systems or troubleshooting IT network issuesthat's for the ugly, unwashed, anti-social nerds lmao
>>60984780I do that ironically if one of my employees is pissed off about something
>>60985029Just learn to roll with it anonIts like decoding niggerspeak
>>60985052keep it up and im going to ironically fill up your bussy
working around females honestly sounds like hell. thank god im a neet, the modern world simply isnt built for me
It isn't about that, it's more millenial neuroticism. We made the thumbs up passive aggressive meta culturally so in order to not feel like they're doing that to you they use heart instead.
>>60984751Well it should be, whore
>>60985109>working around females honestly sounds like hell.What do you mean?
>>60985174Omg such bravePowerful
>>60984689I really hate it when people use emoticons on teams
>>60984793>>60984854The women where I work are all older than me (except one but she’s got a plane’s full of issues, and married with a kid and not my type). I’m just so tired of old fat cunts especially when they end up passive aggressive. My boss’s boss is the fattest of them all, and loves that female shit like some stupid quilt quote about a team with fucking smileys in this stupid email. While doing some shit one day she’s talking with another female coworker complaining about not having a boyfriend and I’m just thinking what a hell that would be.No sexual tension in the office, just disgust. So tired of waging.
>>60984689I don't even have a job.
>>60985198Eh, it's a good way to acknowledge a message without typing. Like if my manager sends a cringey meme I can send a laugh emoji and move on
>>60985235The grass is always greener, I hate working with young females where work is like an extension of their life’s drama. I am so much happier to have old grumpy lady’s who you can just smile at and do your job.
>>60984751Just do your work you lazy skunk
Never EVER become involved with a woman at work.
>>60984751>Girl here
>>60985300Why not
>>60984784Yes we are 100% in matriachy territory. But history has many of these example like the ancients etruskians and they always get crashed by neighboring patriarchies.
>>60985255She knowsI knowHe knows She knows that I knowHe knows thay I knowI know that they both knowThats she's really a gutter slut
>>60985326Trust me on this one. I don't want to tell my life story here. Even if it feels like she is giving signals, women should be emotionally mature enough not to do that in the workplace. My life is not ruined, but it fucked me up. Just don't do it.
>>60984689>female coworkers>coworkers>workAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60985174First girl is like Emma Stone if she had a baby and got bigger tits.
>>60984689i react to every boss message with a hearth, what's the deal?maybe you just have fragile masculinity
>>60985677Heart is a common emoji these days. These guys are just autistic and maybe don't have friends outside of work to gauge this and calibrate the proper intended meaning.
>>60985404women never emotionally mature. How did it fuck your life up?
>>60985326dont shit where you eat
>>60985326He doesn't want you to get laid
>>60985300>>60985326Best pussy i ever got in my life was from a chick at my job. I was sales and she was operations. Man we did some dirty shit. Was love actually. Both had an animalistic fire for each other that everyone else could see. Best 6 years of my life
>>60985954its literally rape though
>>60984689Get a job for men, you faggot.
>>60984793In a natural order you’d have to kill all the men guarding the women first. But i agree, it sucks being a naturally horny man in a mixed sex work environment. The women can see you’re a pervert and flirt with you by doing thrist trap poses and wear revealing clothing to spice up their day and you have no idea when you’re oggling too much and are going to get reported to HR.
>>60984864Might not work for you but clearly works for 10000s men behind you
>>60985271It’s still a hell; the micromanaging and passive aggressiveness and so on grinds on you. They don’t just ‘let you do your job’.It is definitely more motivation to put more into crypto and get the fuck out. I’m just under 1/10th to quit waging completely so I hope this bull run ends with a nice big pump. Optimistic but hey the year isn’t over.
>>60984751This. When they are nice with you is because they are not sexually interested in you
>>60984861kek
>>60984689I'm male and I heart my male coworkers' Teams messages.
>>60984689Reply with >not interested
>>60987330How much time do you spend in the men's bathroom?
>>60985109same. Working with females is offensive to me.
>>60985511Yeah, I know. The way 90% of people live is literally like a slave.
>>60987330me too :3
>>60984689They do this so that their message doesn't come off as sounding bitchy or passive aggressive because the content of their message is bitchy and passive aggressive.
>>60987335kek this is autistic
This thread reminds me of guys who got friendzoned at school lol. Like, holy shit they just typing like retards they are women. The last thing they want is your attention outside of give me this fucking request wagie poor fag.
>>60984689I heart all the Indians messages on teams. I'm not wasting time replying 'thank you' or 'OK Hareesh' to their stupid messages
>>60987680Seriously, report every girl that gives you a heart to HR.
If I was rich then I wouldnt have to work alongside women, theyre typically such a chore to work alongside with. Waging would be much easier if they were sent back to the kitchen and had their rights revoked.>>60985174Ick they sound so fucking salty. Do any of these have rings on their fingers?
>>60985174i don't see how any of that is bad
>>60984689Pretty sure it means nothing except they're grateful for what you did anon, unless they're actively flirting with you or something. A thumbs up only indicates acknowledgement so they are trying to show their thanks.t. 30yo khhv>>60984751Case in point.>>60985139This too.>>60984873Same, it depends on context but mostly I think it's fine.>>60987330>>60987362Based
>>60985174Most of these sound genuinely better or very reasonable. Especially the first two seem very nice.>>60988260Based
>>60984689>be in a loud happy hour at work>female coworker and I are the only ones from our team who bothered to attend>both of us are introverts>we just talk to each other>so loud we can barely hear each other>at one point she signs me to get my head close so she could say something>talks into my ear about something inane with our faces so close to each other>I melt on the inside>I don't even remember what she said>>60984751I know you are baiting, but you are still right for 90% of such cases. The above anecdote is one such example. She was in no way trying trying to hit on me (she has a bf and is a decade younger than me), but the male brain will still see it that way.>>60984780>senior techlead uses pepe emotes
>>60984764>no one fucking "loves" that I finished Nancy's bullshit assignmentI react with hearts in my teams channels as a dude. I would've sent you a heart for that.
>>60984751YWNBAW
>>60988260ok but imagine if you called an ugly fat girl sweetie becuase you were just being nice and she started calling you sweetie back all the time. Bone chilling stuff
>>60988531stop being such a faggy fucking tease you goddamn faggot homo sweetheart cutiepie cocksucker
>>60988567You just gotta play the game anon. I'm also registered with whatever LGBT and minority groups they have at work. I don't ever go because idgaf about those things, but I registered and put their logos in my email signature. Nobody asks me to do much work, I get to do the same things those bimbos do by phantom delegating it to other lesser men.
>>60988579You’re still disgusting for branding yourself as a faglover, faggot.
>>60984784>Men slaving away while women give them fake affectionThis sounds like heaven to me if the affection was believable enough. I would refuse a salary if I could support a woman like this unironically. I think I'm genetically hardwired to be a simp but I'm also ugly, unremarkable, scared to approach women, socially anxious and awkward, and incompetent so I don't get very far even as a born simp.t. 30yo khhv
>>60988828>AI Futas are hereWhat a time to be alive.
>>60984689bro my male coworkers us hearts all the time, all arabs, bunch of closet faggot fr fr
>>60987864The girl that hearts my posts is HR. She just came back from maternity leave and has a giant rock on her left ring finger.
>>60989841They know they’re chained for life, let them have a little fun. Everybody fancies people other than just their partner, this way they can let off a bit of steam.
>>60984694Cope much?
>>60986588Had this chick sit next to me (80% of room was empty) and drop her pencil between my legs, slowly snatch it back while rubbing my dick with her arm.I was just getting ready to propose to my gf.Quit shortly after, haven't waged since, these things should carry a prison sentence.
>>60984751that's a man>>60984780kek
>>60990221you could have charged her you know, that's sexual assault.
>>60990221Whoa that’s more hardcore than has ever happened to me (the biggest was a woman clearly touching my hand firmly when i gave her some stuff that she could have grabbed without touching my arm). Maybe she did it because she knows you are seriously in a relationship and needed something stronger to shake your convictions.>>60991102>using the tern slide thread unironically in /biz/Man the iq of this place has dropped a lot since 2009-2012. Why do i still even come here?
>>60991379because you hold link
>Muh heartA lot of normalfags react with hearts to everything, it's meaningless.>Why tho?Probably because twitter and some other sites use that as their like button is my guess.
>>60991379>Maybe she did it because she knows you are seriously in a relationshipNah, she knew I was the only person younger than 30yold who made the type of money I made (senior dev in EEU, $75k pretty much made me top 0.1% in terms of income for my age bracket and top 1% for my country lmao).I'm 190cm tall, face is solid and yet I've never received that type of attention before making decent money.Made me hate women even more (and ironically, appreciate my now wife even more, since she dated me when I was poor and she was outearning me).Most men in my shoes would have gone for the poon though. Then redpillers wonder why women end up the way they do. Hoes should repent, and good behaviour should be rewarded.
>>60990221This happened.
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>>60985326Because he's a low T faggot. Most relationships are from constant proximity. Either school, or work. It can backfire, no shit, but it's also the most likely place for it to happen. Just be a grown up about it.
>>60988579Not only does God see this but everyone who gets your emails sees it too. You even put your name on a list as a collaborator. This won't end well for you.
>>60984689Im a male. I use the heart. I do it to seem more social. I never use it with boomer males. Only females and males my age or younger.
>>60988803I imagine you as short and swarty no idea why
>>60995158>short5'9">swarthyWhite
>>60988828is this real?
>>60995231Swarthy is a word british mutts created so they could feel like humans
Chad here, I reply with hearts to all the colleagues I like, both males and females.
>>60993253Sure did
>>60984689I hate working with women. So much fucking drama. They have no professionalism and if you call them out on it you end up in HR
