I take advice from woman and old man strictly. My life has never been better.
>>60989679Based
>>60989679>My life has never been betterAs in it's on a slow gradual decline?
>>60989679$5 maximum tip for table service
>>60989679to hell the kids. they can get 15% or get fucked. the only things to double in quality in my lifetime have been weed, tits online and cell phones
>>6098967930 percent? Get fucked.10 MAX, idiots
>>60989931Yeah just remove the "times if by 3" step. Unless you did above and beyond service like sucked my dick in the bathroom.
>>60989939If a waitress blew me after dinner I would probably still do 10pc base tip plus an extra 50 bucks. Because I can be extra nice when being blown
>>60989679>american culture
>>60989679We have minimum wage here, so tipping is unnecessary
>>60989679I've never tipped in my whole life. Jesus Christ, they have wages.
>>6098967910.75 times 3 isn't even 32.75, these people are so retarded they can't even follow their own math instructions
>>60989679>>60989882>>60989888>>60989901>>60989928Is this it? Is this the lets laugh at retarded Americans thread?
Oooh saaaaay can you seeeeee
I will never understand how it works but im scared to visit that countryImagine going out to eat and you suddenly need to pay 10% more or something in cash to the person who brings it to your table because of reasons
kek
>>60990485imagine paying for a lawless foreign retard to bring you drive thru food.
>>60990487
>>60989679These days many places don't have good enough service or food to warrant a tip.Food quality and presentation sucks.Service sucks.That's why I don't go out to eat
>>60990639Look at that soi ridden hipster faggot
>>60990485If they were worth tipping they would get cash at the door.