I have a good bunch of savings generating compound interest, but obviously living isn't free, so I want to go to prison to minimize living costs. What's a harmless crime I can commit to maximize sentence time and how do I avoid getting raped? Can the bank steal my savings for going to prison?
>>60990751Tax fraud.
>>60990754For tax fraud they'd throw in a fat fine
>>60990790Not paying the fine gives you extra time.
>>60990751you're retarded
>>60990751>commit low level crime>get short term prison sentence>get forced to join a gang>do work for the gang or else>get an extra 10 years added to your sentence>fellow gangmate with only 3 months left for release shanks another inmate>you’re told to be the fall guy or else>gets another 35 years added Many such cases
>>60990754fpbp not because he's right but because that'd be hilarious lmao
Don't waste your time with incarceration, instead pick a state with relatively decent climate year round and live on the streets eating at soup kitchens and sleeping under the stars. There are literally tons of other millionaires who are hobo vacationing right now among the poor...
>i want my asshole resized 10x a day because life is expensiveget a job dude, if you really want the butt sex you can go to a gay bar, its free.
>>60990751I plan to go to Thai prison, at least I will be surrounded by Asians
>>60990944Talked about butt sex instead of compound interest on biz.You are a very specific kind of woman sir. I do not dilate so I cannot relate. Get sneeded and feeded brofag.
>>60990754this is the greatest crime one can commit in a democratic country. you could also build your own place in some random forest and live there
>>60990751hospitalmaxxing is the way forwardhttps://x.com/TimmyUk/with_replies
>>60990751Just enlist in the military if you wanna go to prison. You'll get paid, (probably) won't get rape, and all your expenses are covered.
>>60991023Don't you still need a place to stay? Though it does save lots of money, rent is too big of an expense.
>>60990751Dude, just join an intentional community or the hare krishna's... doesn't prison food suck?
>>60991511Either live on base for free or join the navy and live on a ship. Simple as
>>60991511housing allowance
>>60990751Call Maxine Waters a filthy nigger crook on national tv
>>60991523Shit that's actually a major drawback... maybe joining the military is the best option
>>60990751You won't be able to post on 4chan or goon to your favorite kink so cut the larpJust live in a van
>>60992206I've been thinking about living in a trailer, but finding a place where I can stay without getting robbed or expelled by the neighbors would be hard. Also managing my poop sounds nasty.
>>60990751Punch a cop. 6 months at a minimum. Get out, punch a cop again. Doesn't even have to do any damage, just swing at a cop and miss. Automatic 6 months at a minimum.
>>60992167join the military faggot, if you're smart you'll come out ahead. why is going to prison even a thought, that's beyond retarded
>>60990751dude you're retarded as fuck, why going to prison when you can learn how animals hibernate? invest in cryostatis, at least no one will fuck your cute little butthole while covered in ice. Plus, you'll be forced to work for cents in prison, you think you can even choose "no thanks, I'll just chill here" while doing nothing until dinner time? I'd rather wage as a mcdonalds faggot instead of breaking my back for food and pennies
