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The three holes edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/:
>>60990114
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The V has been deployed

Slurp the dip as hard as you can

This strategy has had a 100% success rate for over two years
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I'm fine with being poor actually I can get used to being a bug
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Where the FUCK is the V team
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I bought Mstr today at 310 hope it recovers
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good morning
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It's fucking over
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Guys how do I invest in WWIII?

Also how to make money in a bear market?
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>>60991300
OH NO IT'S AN N!
WHAT IS THE MARKET TRYING TO TELL US?
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Housing data coming out in 5 mins lads
Be prepared.
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fellow INTCel's this morning's volatility has been wild fighting off an entire red sector
has me moderately scared, seeking gibs from apple isn't real news
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>>60991316
>implying it ever mattered in the past months
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Shorted 100 IREN. Might be mentally retarded, will let you know.
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I'm afraid of looking at my port
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Why does reddit hate people who have 6 figures net worth in their 20s and 30s? I swear there so much seething that happens in those personal finance/middle class finance boards.
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Getting nervous
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>>60991332
Lmao same
Didnt even risk it
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>>60991331
but it's pumping
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>>60991333
>why do people get annoyed when others brag about stuff
that's tricky
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Silver deserves to be up 3% today. Stop dragging down my longs.
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>>60991333
Most people are poor and brown. I'd probably seethe too if I was in their position desu, whatever, fuck them
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>>60991280
>risk mitigation through diversification
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Don't try to fight fate. Join the short side.
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>dollar strengthening
>gold dumps
>silver pumps
why is this?
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>>60991300
the tactic is to get you comfortable, euphoric even and then pull the rug. today the long waited black swan came to us!
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PLEASE I JUST NEED UNTIL MONDAY TO CASH OUT PLEASEEEEE
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>100% cash since tuesday
Blonde. Couples.
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what do I dump 10k in to to reverse all my loses by this time tomorrow?
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>>60991280
I'm slurping
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>>60991358
Silver ends the Fed. Stornger Silver, stornger dollar
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Tfw if I simply just went all in on space and rare earth mineral stocks 2 years ago instead of leaving butthurt, I'd have made so much money by now. Literally a buy it and forget it. I could've had a portfolio in the 6 figures by now, instead my portfolio is under 6 figures.
I'M NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER, I DON'T WANT TO GET IN THE WAGE CAGE FOR DECADES!!!!!
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>>60991353
MOMMY
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>>60991364
Mstr 310 calls expiring tomorrow
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wtf why did natgas moon back up when i wasn’t looking. i wanted to buy the dip but didn’t think it would recover in a single fucking tick two days ago
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My 660/650 put spreads dated into January up over 20% already. Not covering until at least 652.
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>>60991358
>>60991371
Silver is the most undervalued asset in the world (and always will be)
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should’ve bought stubhub puts yesterday god fucking dammit
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>>60991359
I would not be surprised, the pump over the last few weeks really gave off a blow off top signal. At least I have risk mitigation.
>only invest a maximum of 20% of the portfolio (decided today lol)
I can't lose as long as the rest of my portfolio stay's in cash.
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>>60991318
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>sold and made $330 on SOXS this morning
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>>60991318
I guess it was nothing I needed to worry about
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>>60991333
Best way:
>guys im 28 years old and make 60k per year but im living with my parents?? so im saving over 2k per month
The amount of seethe is tangible
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Uhhh I lucked out on INTC. Do i sell or let it ride. I’m already up 12%. I think they will go the GE route and spin off.
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is the bottom in?
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a red day?
in this market?

it's more possible than you think
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>>60991364
MARA
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>UUUU down 7%, VIX up 8%
>already cooled down
Damn I missed the dip
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>>60991396
You are 80% cash, 20% risk? If you do that all of the time (like a 10 year+ horizon) you better be high risk in that 20% bucket.
I have about the same allocation for about a year, waiting for the big slurp.
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>>60991406
why do they love to show their shitters outside toilets so much?
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>>60991392
Because it's just so important folks
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Get on NAK cough cough, 26k buy wall at 1 dollar
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>>60991406
Definitely
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>>60991363
Nice timing. I jumped the gun by about a year exactly
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>>60991333
It’s a stupid brag that doesn’t mean anything by itself. Id much rather earn 70k in the rural south vs 105k in a major city.
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WTF are we slurping on SMIGGAS????

MDA just signed a data centre deal with Canadian gov

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/mda-space-selected-to-deliver-enhanced-space-situational-awareness-data-services-to-canadian-department-of-national-defence-302566476.html

I'm all in. Next RKLB sirs!
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>>60991427
Net worth not income.
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My folio is up 1.47% this morning but I don't think she can hold up much longer
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How to not get emotionally paralyzed in a market designed to do just that?

Kinda sad rn
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i bought puts on intc and its the only semi that is green
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Reminder to slurp copper, silver, uranium, rare earths
Also lithium, gold, oil
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>>60991418
kek saved
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>>60991434
you just close the charts and do something else for the day
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Reminder to not visit smg today and get influenced into selling your medium term holds for no reason
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>>60991349
is it bragging or just better decisionmaking that lead them there?
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I missed the bottom because I'm stuck working on some boomer's ancient laptop that's running at the speed of a snail. FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE
PLEASE LET THIS BE A DEAD CAT BOUNCE
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>>60991435
thank you for your service
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>>60991435
and there we have the exit pump
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>GRRR
lmfao
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We are V recovering
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>>60991342
I need to sell high and buy low saar.
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Thanks oklo puts
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Your honest opinion on IONQ?
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give a man a hole...
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>>60991474
Vapourware
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its healed nicely. still glad i sold.
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>>60991474
No profit. Backed by Microsoft. You already missed prime entry.
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Glad my stops weren't filled. That was close though
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>>60991478
Good, that means it won't have an inflated PE ratio right?
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Are you ready for Bitcoin to go parabolic? I believe we close the week above $120k after a much lower than expected PCE tomorrow.
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what are the dollars for if they are selling
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Want to buy a car, poor people are refusing to let car prices go down…

What the ideal game plan here, do I just wait it out?
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>>60991464
This is a healthy pullback was always going to happen after running up from $16 to $22.50 in a little more than 2 weeks.

New bottom is around the $18 mark, this is a step up from previous bottoms around the $15 mark.

GRRR will run up to $25 and beyond very soon, baggies will be vindicated, haters will FOMO in. Next earnings should be juicy.

MDA about to start its moon mission lads, you will regret not getting in on this when it is at $50.
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>>60991489
>Crypto slump intensifies ahead of $22B options expiry
they predict a harder slide
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>>60991453
worse, i bought a call and sold at a loss before the fucking V deployed as it always does. god fucking damn it
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>>60991491
PMs and accessories
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>>60991399
Dont spend it all in one place champ
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>>60991333
A six figure net worth is kind of a huge barrier for most people and even in trading. The hardest figures to get to is $100k followed by $500k and $1 million, it gets easier as you get more money because of compounding.
Making six figures is fine, but savings and investment is what matters more. If you're making six figures and spending most of it on rent/food/insurance/other bills then you're basically making nothing compared to someone who makes five figures with very little spending because they have money left over for savings and investment.
Someone who dropped $100k in shit and piss this year would make like 15% return. That's basically $15k doing nothing.
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>>60991484
Fuck I probably jinxed it now. We'll see
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Are instant Vs a relatively new thing in market movements or has it always been like this?
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>>60991315
I
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>>60991495
I believe it. I am your devout follower. Your disciple, if you will.
Great things are on the horizon.
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bought SPY $657c for $175. panicsold at $150. thought “phew” as it devalued all the way to $70.
it’s now $247. fucking christ
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N
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>>60991492
How badly do you need a car? If you have a car and just want to upgrade i would wait. If you absolutely need a car I would buy a used beater in cash and ride it until it dies or until the market is better.
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bought puts at the bottom again lads
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Oh fuck me i raced off to work instead of trading the open and sidnt get to sell my pits at the bottom
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>>60991300
I told you

I told you to slurp

Bet you didn’t

Dip buying has worked for so long now that retail is conditioned to it, all dips will v as retail slurps
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Green Day lets poo boys
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>>60991516
its all so tiresome...
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>>60991492
The ideal plan depends if you can make good money or not with that car. Remember that cars are a fucking scam. They cost too much up front, even for used ones, and they require gasoline, maintenance, and insurance.
If you can't make money with the car today then you're better off waiting.
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>>60991492
Buy a cheap used car?
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>>60991506
the norm since 2020 afaik
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Is Boeing a buy now that the news decided they don't feel like roasting them every other day?
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670 is next
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nervous sweaty mom's spaghetti, and so on
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>>60991432
I'd rather have $500k in the rural south than $1.3 million in a major city.
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bullish times
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I hope nobody here held carmax
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>he didn't slurp
NGMI
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>>60991558
>slurping a 1% “dip”
Brother…
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there’s still time to slurp KVUE before it recovers. same for RBNE before it spikes
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it's literally over
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>>60991557
Carvana is next. Bears will finally be right on that POS company.
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>>60991557
I saw a guy shilling it yesterday lmfao
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Can’t believe this V during Rosh Hashana.
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>ALRT schizo acked himself after his nano stock dropped
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what does slurp mean
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Surge on the DXY is fake and gay
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>>60991495
>Those earnings
yikes, 18 is the top bro
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You just have to time the market anon, it isnt that complicated
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>>60991595
that is one hell of a butterface
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>>60991593
lurk more
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>>60991595
she looks like chris chan's finnish girlfriend
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>everthong red
>black berry 7%
When are they going in AI for giga pump
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>>60991359
Nice black swan, it only managed to deal a -0.4%. Gotta pump those numbers up.
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>>60991600
You don't need earnings in this market. Don't even need a product.
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>>60991593
If you cannot figure this out by yourself, what makes you think that you are ready to invest in the stock market?
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>>60991471
Thoughts on SMR?
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OH SHIT IT TURNED INTO A GREEN DAY FOR ME, CRISIS AVERTED GOD BLESS JEROME POWELL THE BEST FED HEAD EVER
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>>60991624
cause i have expendable money
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Mstr still fking me in the butt
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>>60991629
the saying about only investing what you are prepared to lose is a joke to keep people not in the know poor
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>>60991628
>boomers pulled the ladder up on us with housing
>we hold assets so we pulled the ladder up on zoomers with inflation
Hate to be the generation after them
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>he didn't think it would recover
Never trust futures
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>>60991514
Based Judas.

>>60991621
>>60991600
Which earnings are you referring to? Q1 & Q2 were slightly better than expected but Q3 & Q4 should include revenue from the new contracts and the Egyptian pound is stabilising which was one of their biggest pitfalls due to a contract with Egyptian gov.

GRRR will do well over the next 6 months
GAMB will do well over the next 6 months
MDA will do well over the next 6 months
MARA will do well over the next 6 months

This is my timeframe and I will revaluate my holdings only in March next year.

Join me or take the opposite bet, at least I am transparent.
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>>60991636
so i should be investing money i am not prepared to lose? retarded yap
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>>60991579
Shout out to bbby
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I slurped CarMax at 44. Am I gonna make it?
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>>60991536
>cheap
>used car
...does he know?
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>>60991649
>he doesn't know
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MOON MISSION

ALL ABOARD THE CANUCK CASH COW

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/mda-space-selected-to-deliver-enhanced-space-situational-awareness-data-services-to-canadian-department-of-national-defence-302566476.html

$50 end of October.
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do institutional day traders die young? how do they live through this schizoswings?
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repost cause I posted wrong thread:

>Intel and NVDA leading the recovery

not good
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>>60991665
risk management
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>>60991661
>>60991662

SERENDIPITY
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>>60991644
I'm not even bearish on GRRR. Just saying, talking about GRRR net losses when shitcos with no product have a 20 billion mcap is pretty funny.
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>>60991653
Honestly a decent slurp at 44 I can see it going back to 50 in a few months
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>>60991280
great tom sosnoff is leaving tastytrade
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Kekaroooooo imagine you wold the dump
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>>60991664
i bought mda at 32.95 this morning
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Sell UUUU
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>>60991665
Easy, just lose someone else's money.
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>>60991683
Good man, late to the party and already a better average cost than me. I could see highs of $36 today before a little profit taking. Probably close around $34.50.
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resume
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AAAAH
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who is redeeming SPY shares
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SPY to 500
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>>60991720
boomers. And the zoomers slurp
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AHHHHHH MR JEROME
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>>60991714
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>pathetic attempt to gigapump at 658
THE BILL IS COMING DUE THIS WEEK
YOU HERE ME MARKET MAKIE FAGGOTS!?
YOU ARE GOING TO PAY UP
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I SLURPED TOO EARLY
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>>60991739
ur mom is going to pay up
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Wait we're actually bailing out the spics? I thought it was just /pol/ shitposting. They are really trying to kill the dollar aren't they?
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my covered calls are about to be tested
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>>60991751
20 billion more to people who arent americans
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I’ve been flagged as a Pattern V Trader (PVT). It’s over.
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>>60991751
I thought the milei little hat posting was just a meme
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>>60991764
>was just a meme
He talked about converting to Judaism before.
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>>60991644
thank you for sharing your wisdom <3
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WHATS YOUR EXCUSE
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>>60991751
>Wait we're actually bailing out the spics?
How is a country with $30 trillion of debt and a budget deficit of 6.6% of GDP in a position to bail anyone out?
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>>60991751
They are going to be the middleman in exporting American onions beans to China in exchange for shekels.
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>>60991776
i'm not a nepotic homosexual
i'm also not jewish
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>>60991776
I’ve never sucked dick for money.
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Thread theme for silver's comeback
https://youtu.be/Oq9WidbiiY0?si=oY9532pbVA8qtTX4
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>>60991776
Average divvy chad
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>>60991776
I fucked Stiffler's mom.
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>>60991781
to prevent contagion. it probably won't work anyway
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>>60991776
ouuhh...wah....
but i wanna gamble on options and sit on stocks..........
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>>60991775
Thank you for listening my fren.
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pump my USAR bags pls thx
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>>60991776
i wasnt given millions of dollars to do almost nothing
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>>60991776
Im not paid as a hollywood actor, otherwise this is literally dumb dumb tier path levels of obvious wealth building when you are already loaded
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>>60991776
cringe dividend chud
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bruh just let it dump like oh my gawd why you gotta waist 5 billion finna try to prevent the inevitable baka fr
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slurping FCX
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Oil chads?
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HEY OLD BISH
DO NOT REFEEEM
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>>60991776
>Hey bro, look at this rich dude, he is able to live off his investments! Passive income bro!

Amazing. I am in awe.
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What will happen if Bitfuck goes under 100k
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>>60991855
Ill post feet
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>>60991855
it'll be 99k
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>>60991833
Jelly
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>>60991865
Cute
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>>60991776
im unimpressed
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Why is nvidia green?
Isn't it usually -3% when SPY is down 0.5%?
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I regret buying Mstr and I’m sorry to any anons I shilled it to that bought it
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A majority of Berkshire Hathaway's stock is held in just three companies.
Diversification is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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My port just hit the session high up 1.55%
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Bulls are such egomaniacs.
They will drain their entire account slurping when prices should obviously dump, fighting you every price increment, unless you give them a little pump so they can keep their fee fees intact.
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>>60991904
So they're basically b00mers
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>>60991904
We get it, you bought puts at the bottom
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V!!
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>>60991665
>schizoswings
This is nothing
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>>60991912
I bought puts at right around these lvls.
Retarded faggot bulls are making me waist my whole day off waiting for them to give up

We are on one of the most red days, with the driving concern being rates cuts, and two big hot hot hot reports just came in.
Obviously, OBVIOUSLY, we are not ending the day green. But unless faggot bulls get their little pump over 659, they won't give in.


We just broke it, watch me be 100% right in about 10-20 mins.
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>>60991781
shhhhh don't think about it.
also it's not free, argentina has oil.
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>>60991883
i sold 3 $180 covered calls at 10am and now the market jannies are trying to scare me into taking a 233% loss if i want to keep my shares
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>>60991932
Delta heding fucking as many assholes as possible in both directions, its gonna end -0.90% dont doubt it.
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Going green, unfucking believeable
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Should I buy some Palantir? How much higher can it possibly get?
Also
Will Fiverr ever recover?
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>>60991932
You're not going to want to hear this and you won't believe it now but you will in time: your outlook on the market will lead you to take a series of contrarian bets that blow your whole account. You will believe this to be the correct course of action at the time as obviously all the data and numbers indicate that your position is reflective of the reality of the situation and the current price action is nonsensical.
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Why is starbunks dropping? I thought people were still refusing to make food at home? A 7$ cuppa is nothing compared to a $52 ubereats

>>60991489
why in the FLIP would crypto surge again? Get in hibernation, this is a bear winter
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Okay, I sold off all my INTC, I am out. Good luck intcel bros.
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>>60991961
>why in the FLIP would crypto surge again? Get in hibernation, this is a bear winter
Short it then and post your PnL at the end of Pumptober.
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>>60991942
I know the feel
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If I done told you smiggas once, I told you smiggas twice! MDA is everything nice!

>>60991896
Buy MARA instead.
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>>60991956
No, I simply remember, always, the bulls ARE egomaniacs.

They will never sell unless you toss them a little rally. They WILL drain their entire account fighting you at every point of resistance otherwise - they don't care. "Line go up", "(SPX annual return statistics)", "Inflation!" etc etc.

The addled bull mind is atrophied from complacent tide-rise/grass grazing herd animal investing that reinforces his own delusions of competency. Whereas the bear is solitary and must hunt for his food.
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>>60991985
I fomoed into Mara yesterday.. should probably use this chance to avg down but meh if it explodes I’ll still make a little bit
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>enter order with broker but dont hit anything yet
>entire market begins to slide
kek
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I FEEL DESPAIR
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>>60991988
LOL
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>>60991999
Checked, keked and lmao same. Had a nice $17.50 average then it just kept pumping so added more at $19 and now I am stuck holding the bag lol.

Fundamentally at these prices MARA is a literal steal. Great PE, so much equity and all the speculative growth of BTC to come.
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okay KHC bros, what the fuck is going on with you guys?
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i need a soxl MEGA PUMP right now
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>>60992020
same desu
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>>60991956
Pt.2
My prediction based on nothing but market psychology, is that within the next hour we seriously dump back closer to the lows of open.

Bulls got their $659 SPY egotrip. Their resistance on the way down now will be significantly less intense.

If this does not happen, if we go up, but even worse, if we just see as much resistance as before (which would prove me GIGA wrong) then I will of course be wrong, and you are free to say "nice theory retard" - or something else to the same effect.
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>>60992020
Lil pepe bought the picotop of SOXL
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BERK bros how we feelin? Im feeling pretty good. Also my NIO bags are like 80% up.
Kek bears
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>>60992031
I bought at 33.28
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>>60992028
>market psychology
>hes vibe trading
Try using some indicators retard
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Oilers
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$NTR already making me a few
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Damnit, missed my highest order on Kraken robotics this morning by 1% because I'm a miserly cunt.
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ibkr desktop app is such unusable garbage
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>>60992038
Your meme line astrology vs my salesman's understand of how humans work.
We will see who is right.
I'll see you at 1PM.
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>>60991333
how do they feel about 7 figs lol
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bump>>60991952
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>>60992048
the new one? I ahvent checked it in a while but TWS honestly seems more functional
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Alright, I'm out
Today I made money on SOXS and SOXL
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>>60991981
im just going to let the shares get called away if $180 gets breached. will be a 100% gain if that happens so it may be a sign to roll the funds into a new play.
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>>60991964
This. So much this. I sold all my INTC too sis.
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rab Crab city, bitch
Crab crab crab city, bitch
Crab, crab crab city, bitch

Mustard on the beat

Crab city bitch, crab crab city, bitch
Ten ten ten twenty on yo titties, bitch
100 deep VIP, no guest list
T-Raw, you don't know who you fuckin' with
Got my other bitch fuckin' wit' my other bitch
Fuckin' all night, nigga we ain't celibate
Make sound too dope, I ain't sellin it
Bar fresher than a muthafuckin' peppermint
Gold lettermans, last king killin' shit
Y-young Money, Young Money yeah we gettin' rich
Got ya grandma on my dick
Girl, you know what it is

Crab city bitch, crab crab city bitch
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Ten ten ten twenties and them fifties, bitch
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Ten ten ten twenties and them fifties, bitch
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>China bans Nvidia
>Alibaba signs new deal with Nvidia
never trust a "china ban"
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>>60992064
im probably going to switch. the freezes, 30 seconds to load a chart, displaying other symbols charts is making this unusable.
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why arent we at ATHs yet?
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>they are all dumping what do we do wallstreet Hedgefond bros?
>hmm lets just sell and go all in Nvidia again hehehehe
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>>60991333
>Why does reddit
Who gives a shit you fucking bitch?
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>>60992088

And Intel >>60991666
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>>60991450
It's bragging. People don't bring it up to offer advice or a pathway, just to tell people it happened. Bragging is also a natural tendency so no need to defend against it.
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remember when Larry Ellison was richer than Elon for 3 hours?
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>>60991332
Me after pirates have ransacked my city
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>>60992028
I am actually curious how much money market makers and funds lose on days like today trying to prop up price levels when it just isn’t sustainable. I am sure they don’t publish this in a broken down way in most cases but I wonder if years after the fact they hand over the records to Stern, Wharton etc for students.
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>>60992107
>how much money market makers and funds lose on days like today trying to prop up price levels
wat?
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>>60992105
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>>60991936
I told you about domestic oil bro
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>>60991632
unbelievable with this shit
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>>60992107
bruh
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>>60992113
>>60991632
Big draw downs are normal for MSTR, but they're followed by bigger pumps. Q4 will be yuge.
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>>60992107
Market makers, by definition, don't want to prop up price levels. They want high volatility so fair price keeps moving and spread may be collected.
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The pain is over right?
We feel nothing but euphoria for the next week?
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>>60992126
Euphoria will be temporary. Pain is forever
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WHY DIDN'T I BUY MORE AMD ON THE DIP
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>>60992105
Good one
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>>60991299
Line go up, me hehe.
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>>60992152
Congrats bro
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>He didn’t slurp the obvious GRRR generational bottom

NGMI
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>>60992150
hope they come up with something good soon
bought some time ago and then they dipped
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>>60992028
reminder for all bobos to never be this specific. you end up looking dumber than usual
just continue being vague like a good bobo
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>>60992048
Worst piece of garbage in existence
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I'm green.
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which index funds should i put my shekels into?
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>>60992191
don't buy anything until after they announce the recession boss
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>>60992175
What did you start doing for it?
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ah motherfucker i sold a SPY $659p right before the afternoon dump. at least I won back $11
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>>60992175
why didn't you panic sell at 10am like an intellectual?
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Publicani sunt lenones.
Os cobradores de impostos são chulos.
Los recaudadores de impuestos son proxenetas.
Les collecteurs d’impôts sont des proxénètes.
Die Zöllner sind Zuhälter.
The tax collectors are pimps.
Gli esattori delle tasse sono lenoni. Chōzeinin wa baishun no chūkaisha de aru.
Ha-mokhsim hem sarsurim.
Oi telónes eínai mastropoí.
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UwU what's this?
Free pennies?
Right here in front of this steamroller?
What could go wrong?
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Ampy up 22% vghhĥh
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i cant believe we're buying something called coreweave, are you sure this isn't a nigger haircare business?
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False alarm everybody. It was quinoa. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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>buy ASTS at 39
>sell 50C
>it pumps to 54
>my shares don't get called away
i'm gonna sit here with this covered call and watch ASTS sink all the way back down to 39 aint i
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“Israel” divides into many ambiguous micro nations.
Palestine recovers its land.
The one and many state solution.

Jews are better off without Judaism and “Israel”.

Places similar to Luxembourg are better than a cult.
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SNIB SNAB
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>>60992232
well my portfolio is green today so i support the jews in their genocide against sandniggers
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>KVUE rally to $16.60 runs out of steam
Holy SHIT, where's the Tylenol?
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>>60992232
but then how do we guilt trip the jews into allowing a white ethnostate
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Is now a good time to get into the stonk market?

I've been out for almost a whole year (needed the money for a down payment on a house). Everything looks like it's at ATHs but I still feel like there's probably at least another 10-20% left in the year.

What do?
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>>60992265
All in baby boy.
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>futes
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>>60991314
SQQQ
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>>60991776
>12 million invested
>makes $372k/yr in dividends
>something about less than 3.5%
He could literally be making more with treasury notes.
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>>60992247
average cost $17.61, pray for me
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>>60992247
scoops mom ate it all
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>>60992175
How do I start glowing red like Pepe? And how will this affect me financially speaking?
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>>60992265
It all depends on your investment horizon. If you need the cash in half a year then probably not.
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KEK GRRR
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>>60991636
Yeah the only way to make significant enough gains at this point is to put in an amount of money I'm not comfortable with. It's my family's only money so I cant just let it ride on something. Best I can hope is to build a snowball of gains and get lucky just adding to that snowball of separate money. Even my 25k savings isn't a lot but still... can't risk it
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>>60992232
>Palestine recovers its land.
If we're going to recreate a state of Palestine it's only fair to give Rome back all of its land, since Rome created Palestine when it conquered the Jews in the crusades. Hell lets give the Turks the Ottoman Empire while we're at it, let Scotland break away from the UK, and make a Quebec independent of Canada.
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>>60991636
no, i gambled on options and fucking wiped myself days after winning big midyear
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u guess we pump for now
BUY BUY BUY SMIGGERS
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>>60992308
white people arent allowed homelands but that ottoman empire idea might be something. I'll mention it at the synagogue on Shabbat
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LAC up 20% again
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>>60992287
The headache will continue until we get back in the $18s.
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msty...
:(
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>>60992321
i'm gonna spend the rest of the thread complaining about how no one ever mentioned this ticker
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>>60992282
Shouldn't trust a grown man who looks like that
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>>60991952
>Should I buy some Palantir?
If you want to buy and hold then yes. You can wait for another pullback or start going in slowly. Defens and AI spending is only increasing and PLTR is part of the DOD/intelligence operation. The big rip is over, but steady gains is the future. Just start small if you are unsure.
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>>60992332
why can't MSTY get it up? total limpdick stock what the fuck does this company even do?
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>>60992304
fuck me, i keep laughing at that post last week saying "SLURP YOU SMIGGERS" and the stock is now down almost 20%
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>>60992335
I did talk about it, but way back in 2022. Forgot about it since.
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do something
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>>60992349
yea ok but it should have been stickied at the top of the forum or something obviously, what am I even paying for??
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>>60992230
>i'm gonna sit here with this covered call and watch ASTS sink all the way back down to 39
so? Carlos Slim is investing and price is pulling back because of dillution concerns. If price tanks to 39 buy another 100 shares to DCA and sell more calls but only 1 maybe 2 weeks out because of prive volatility, or after the price settles sell puts. Once ASTS starts launching sats on the regular the stock price is going to rip and you will make more gains holding the stock. Its still in its volatile stage
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>>60992304
>>60992345
But it’s still up on the month and the bottoms form a positive straight trend line?
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>>60992342
I already have some stock there (though it's Palantir.DE since I'm in the EU and get buttfucked by rates and coin difference if I invest in American stock as is) and sold some I had at 155 today (155 for the .DE, the 'murican one is higher, I think) and still want to sell the one I foolishly bought at 165 so I can reinvest when in goes down. The ones I have at 140 and 133 are doing good, but put together they're like 0,6 of a stock. My broker allows buying fractions of stocks.
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>>60992335
>i'm gonna spend the rest of the thread complaining
why? Trump is now regularly forcing Gov to buy into business and there are going to be more opportunities. Like when NVDA invests in a company the company stock rips. Just be ready for the next one.
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>>60992344
they produce fog machines
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>>60992363
because i wish i had taken a thousand bucks profit instead of the hundred bucks i got for selling the call and now i still hae 35 days left of waiting REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>60992344
they take money from investors and return it to them in the form of taxable income
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>>60992344
The state of /smg/
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>>60992374
ok now give me a list of every company that Trump is going to force the government to buy
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>>60992304
this one
>>60992367
yeah he was talking about it long before that, its still funny
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soo anyone counted how much rate cuts were priced in? what is the dollar value of each 25 benis
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>>60992389
>ok now give me a list
Trump is going to blast it out in tweets. Only the insiders get there first, but there is still plenty of gains left as the rest pile in. Look how much LAC is still going up?
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it's over...
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>PLUG
no
>PLG
yes
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>>60992408
ok i paid a thousand dollars worth of monero for premium smg access and now you're telling me that doesnt include insider info? Can i talk to your supervisor?
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>>60992399
so like 3 beeps or 3 quarters of one full boop over the period of time which may be longer or shorter depending upon data that came out months ago but hasn't been revised up or down yet boss.
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>>60992412
With three Gs? Whoa...
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>>60992412
if newsom did this on live TV he would unironically secure white voters for democrats for decades to come
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OH FUCK I'M SLURRRRRRRRPING
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>>60992164
wise words,
i was off by 20 minutes
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>>60992429
>>60992412
>all white family
>says nigger
/ourguy/

anyways, slow news day or what? what's happening in the markets anons.
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>>60992453
https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/6099245360992453
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>>60992392
lol
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>>60992453
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>>60992425
how horrifying. can't be bearish either as it feels fake because they say strong economy while trying to push down the stooges
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>>60991280
I guess I'm a smart rabbit *unzips*
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>>60991999
I got shilled MARA yesterday and trusted my gut and waited till today.



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