How do I make money selling pine needle soda at farmer's markets?
>>60996896What's it taste like?
those are women's hands btw
Call it something else and don't make it look like compost
>>60996896sell the soda straight from the cow tits, cut the middleman
>>60996910christmas, obvs
>>60996896Print some nice labels. Vegans and hipsters love those.
>>60996896You better ask that on reddit, most people here are retards when it comes to stuff like that
>>60996896do you have good social media accounts?
>>60996910Carbonated pine-sol
>>60996896couple it with bottle service. u will make a killing
S.. sell the soda.. a... at the farmers market.
>>60996896BY SELLING PINE NEEDLE SODA AT THE COCKSUCKING, MOTHERFUCKING FARMER'S MARKETBRB GONNA KMS REAL QUICK
>>60996929imagining that hand stroking my knob right now
>>60997354>>60997417>>60997440
>>60997202nailed it
>>60996896By selling it at farmer's markets, Marty.
>>60996896Put a cute label on it, and be ready to skip town once someone gets sick.
>>60996896>PINE POP!
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