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How do I make money selling sperm?
I'm overweight and take 500 mg of SSRI veryday.
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>>60998465
First and last question: are you a zoomer?
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>>60998530
I'm a 29 year old NEET
never worked a day in my life
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>>60998465
She milks cocks.
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>>60998538
Okay, then there's a chance your semen is of good enough quality. It's still pretty small though, especially since you're fat. Go to a bank and ask them to become a donor.
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Don't do it, you would be better off finding low IQ women who are welfare queens, get a few of them pregnant and they will work and give you money and food stamps, tax returns.

Also if you are fat and on drugs you lessen your chances at success with anything in life.

Don't believe the media when you see fat actors, fat celebrities... it's all a lie, they put them up there to make you believe that you have a chance, they are just plants.
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>>60998538
are you 6 ft?
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>>60998465
Why though?
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>>61000000
GET
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>>61000000
To profit, of course!
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>>61000000
checked
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>>61000000
wasted. Did the six 9s at least not get wasted
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>>61000000
Nusoicacas LOST GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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>>60998538
>>60998465
>>61000000
>>60999888
I've done this and you need to be 6ft and have a college degree. MINIMUM. Since you're a neet you're most likely the lowest of the low geneticswise
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>>61000000
adding this to my thoughfolio
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>>61000000
hol
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>>60998465
bu you are infertile
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Nice
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>>60998465
it takes one tho
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>>60998465
I think creating some Houdini content and participating in POINTLESS is way easier, at least in your case fat pajeet
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>>61000034
I love this meme of an african in a suit spouting absolute nonsense.
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>>61000000
Nice, nigger
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>tfw had mumps as a two year old
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>>61000000
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>>60998465
Interesting video. I’d be afraid to see my results. I’m healthy but I have low volume
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>>60998465
my sister had a toy microscope and when i was 15 i used it and my cum looked pretty much like the first guy.
i wonder...
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>>61001305
>>61001388
i also had mumps at 5 and my cum was fine at 15
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>>60998538
NEET
but are u rich, being a NEET going forward is dangerous unless u made it

made it ofc
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>>61000000
>>60999999
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>>60998465
>How do I make money selling sperm?
>I'm overweight and take 500 mg of SSRI veryday.
Both are disqualifiers. Your sperm is worthless, you'll literally be laughed out of the sperm bank. People only want to buy the sperm of 6'4+ white blonde haired blue eyed mentally healthy, athletic educated well-off gigachads.
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>>61001385
Mine is so thick and white I have to assume I have super strong sperm
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>>61001908
You're dehydrated.
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>>60998465
Why did the woman show herself at the beginning of the clip? What benefit does it bring to the video?
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>>61001911
Definitely not. If I were it would be yellow
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>>61002465
free likes
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