So far I've bought a gold chain and the iphone 17. What should I invest in so I don't go broke?
>>60999660Index funds. You probably can't outsmart the market.
>>60999668I bought an index fund and two stock picks.Index is up like 17%, one stock goes + 22% another goes -24%. Long term is almost certainly the way with indexes.However, the stock in the negative, im 99% its market manipulation through hedge funds. Crypto helped me understand this pattern
>>60999660I bought a fence for my cattle farm with my grandmama inheritance!thanks Grandma!
you should return the islop and get a tablet that folds into a phone like a Samsung Fold 7 or the Google Pixel 10. Why do you need an Apple? Because Steve Jobs told you?
>>60999660Just use the rest on doordash.
>>60999660Treasury bills
>>60999660>iphone 17>>60999854>Crypto>>60999939>fence>>61000518>doordash>>61000538>Treasury bills>Treasury bills>Treasury billsLOL broke tierGood on the gold, fold 7 (or pixel fold), and index funds though.
>>60999660>I 17You are a retard, get internet computer
>>60999660Big titty azn gf
>>60999660AI MAN DO THE THING
>>61000515>Samsung Fold 7 or the Google Pixel 10Pussy repellents
>>60999660You're off to a good start bro!The next investment you should make is in some good, high-quality coke and fetty. You will also need some kind of firearm, to play with like it's a fidget spinner and to protect all of this new property from anyone who comes into your home, or looks like he's thinking about it.
>>61001205> stares at you menacinlgy
>>61001188
Full port VOO/CRF and yieldmax/yieldboost on margin pussy.
>>60999660Buy property. I know it won't beat the market, but at least you can live in it.
>>60999660>>60999854>>60999939im sorry for your loss
>>60999660Gold mining stocks
>>61000600This board has really gone downhill. Though I suppose its a bit better now the cryptocards are fucking dying off with stagnant sideways markets.>>60999660Like holy shit, how can people even speak up if they have less than 7 figs. Shut the fuck up wild life motherfucker
