I make an extra $10,000 a month by getting rid of problem pitbulls. Poisoning them, kidnapping and killing them. People pay a lot of money for this shit and the best part is, it's completely legal
>>61000427Stop being so racist.
>>61000427Go on, I’m interested. Also share a story
>>61000502Everybody hates pitbulls except for a small percentage of people who are mostly either brainwashed white trash, niggers, and hardcore doggo people who think that biology doesn't exist. Everyone else fucking hates them. Therefore there's a huge demand. That's all I'll really say
>>61000427So you are a hitman... against dogs?
>>61000427but I don't want to win by killing animals
>>61000427Enjoy not sleeping well at night. Karma is a bitch :)
>>61000427Damn, and here I am, creating Houdini threads for POINTLESS. Where do I find me some pitbulls?
ok i’ll bite, what do you poison them with and how much of the poison do you use?
>>61000427I don't think that's legal brother
>>61000427Based.Threadly reminder that you can feed shitbulls 0.5g per kg of body weight of xylitol and most will drop dead in a few days. Median weight 30kg shitbull, 15g of xylitol. "XL Bully" 90kg "shitbull mix", 45g of xylitol.Xylitol is a sugar substitute that is safe for humans (and also kitties!) but lethal to dogs. It is widely available in granular form in health-food stores. (IOW, no, you don't need to feed the dog ten packs of chewing gum.) Just mix it into a doggie treat like sausage or cheese balls.Xylitol has two separate modes of lethality in dogs: first, the chance of putting the dog into a hypoglycemic coma (within hours), second, liver failure (within days). The above doses are the LD50 (meaning half will die from it) to cause liver failure; the hypoglycemic coma dosage is only 20% of the above. There is no antidote, but it can be treated if caught early, and only about half of dogs will die from a LD50 dose (by definition). The two different modes make it very likely to kill a dog with this dose.Avoid getting caught on video or making it obvious that you're the prime suspect by complaining constantly ahead of time.Good way to rid your neighborhood of dangerous dogs. Common counter-suggestions and why they aren't as good:>just shoot it!* obvious intent* police investigate gunshot wounds/deaths* dangerous to bystanders in suburban or urban neighborhoods* unless the dog is actually attacking you or someone else, this will get you criminally charged if caught>antifreeze!* takes literally 3X the dosage to reach LD50* now has bitterants added to stop children and animals from drinking it* weird options like boiling hotdogs in it makes your intent obvious>rat poison or other poisons!* obvious intent* can be fatal to children or other animals you don't want to harm* much more recognizable and hence treatable by a vet
>>61001291Not OP, just someone who believes in TPD.See >>61002695 , xylitol is just a sugar alcohol, same as sorbitol or erythritol. Humans eat these all the time, they are used to sweeten candy and chewing gum. At worst, they act as a laxative. Most other animals can at least tolerate them. Canines (dogs, coyotes, wolves, foxes) drop dead from liver failure if they eat even a small amount, and even one fifth of that small amount can kill them due to throwing them into a hypoglycemic coma.You can, of course, use really nasty poisons that will also kill anything else that ingests them, but xylitol is safe for humans and reasonably safe for most other animals that we care about.If you just want to make the dog shit all over the place, feed it sorbitol instead.
Kill pitbulls. Behead pitbulls. Roundhouse kick a pitbull into the concrete. Slam dunk a pitbull baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pitties. Mix xylitol into a pitbulls food. Launch pitbulls into the sun. Stir fry pitbulls in a wok. Toss pitbulls into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pitbulls water bowl. Aikido throw pitbulls into a wood chipper. Twist pitbulls heads off. Report pitbulls to the dog shelter. Play Frogger with pitbulls on the interstate. Karate chop pitbulls in half. Curb stomp pregnant pitbulls. Trap pitbulls in quicksand. Crush pitbulls in the trash compactor. Liquefy pitbulls in a vat of acid. Eat pitbulls. Dissect pitbulls. Exterminate pitbulls in the gas chamber. Stomp pitbull skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate pitbulls in the oven. Lobotomize pitbulls. Mandatory abortions for pitbulls. Grind pitbull fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown pitbulls in fried chicken grease. Vaporize pitbulls with a ray gun. Kick old pitbulls down the stairs. Feed pitbulls to alligators. Slice pitbulls with a katana.
Are you worried about a John Wick larper coming after you? Some dog people are fucking insane.
>>61000427You’re doing god’s work OP
>>61000427can i invest in your business?
>>61000427Extremely based thread. Doing god’s work anon. Total shitbull death
Shitbulls are the niggers of the Dog breedGolden retrievers are the Whites
>>61000427Based.
>>61000534Everyone on a base level appreciates that girls who fetishize black guys are doing so more through something more akin to bestiality than aesthetic preference. It isn't coincidence the pitbull love crowd has HUGE overlap.
>>61000427based killer vet.
Incredibly based, probably one of the most based posters on the planet if true. Pitbulls are the nigger of the dog world, he is basically killing niggers for 10k monthly.This job is an absolute dream, I wish I was doing it
>>61000427fantastic.
>>61000534i tend to agree.these doggo people are crazy
>>61000427They’re good dogs when properly trained, very loyal and loving, generally good with children. But you can easily turn them into monsters.
>>61002695I don't like pitbulls either but this is literal psychopath behavior
>>61005816Almost nobody is training them properly.
>>61000427did you ever get mauled by one before you could kill it
Where do you start with this sort of thing? How do you advertise? Whose dogs are you killing or strays? Are you in the US?
>>61000427I don't think that's legal in any way shape or form. Also, who pays you that much? Pitbulls are mostly a hood problem. Nobody in the hood pays that much a month to get rid of pests.
>>61000427Not a fan of shitbulls, but I think you and many of the other posters in the thread are psychopaths.Blame the trash who keep breeding these dogs and especially the ones who put them around kids.
>>61000427>I went on an anonymous anime imageboard and told some lies
>>61005943No, it's rational behavior when you consider how law enforcement and animal control officers behave. You can either kill dangerous dogs yourself or wait until they maul a few dozen people before the fucking officials do anything.The mother of someone I know in Texas got mauled by her neighbors' shitbulls. The dogs had already mauled someone else but that was their first time so the cops said "no problem" and gave the dogs back.Then the dogs got loose again (because irresponsible shithead owners) and mauled the 70yo lady. Cops took the dogs to a shelter that was supposed to keep them quarantined for ten days because of course they'd never had their rabies shots. Few hours later, the dogs were back in the hands of the irresponsible owners because the shelter workers said "uhhhh, we, uh, don't have space? or anyway they're pitbulls and PITBULL LIVES MATTER you can't harm these beautiful majestic doggos it was probably the old bag's fault anyway!"After that, a judge got involved and ordered the dogs held at a different shelter which was warned not to release them upon pain of contempt-of-court.A month later, the judge orders the dogs to be gassed and the new shelter tried to hide them.Finally, four of the five got executed, but the irresponsible owners demanded that the judge not execute the fifth shitbull because there was no proof that that dog had participated in any maulings, so the owners have one female shitbull left, which they promptly got impregnated to rebuild their shitbull pack.Poison fixes this problem.
>>61009228Fuck shitbull owners
>>61001255>KarmaHello Sar.
>>61005943>psycopath behaviorI would think this the case for poisoning normal dogs but anons probably target the canine corso sized dogs and other pitbulls that are in the ghetto and bite people constantlyIf anon isnt then yeah they are a psycho
How would you even go about feeding them your payload without getting caught? I guess it is easy to just toss a hot dog into their yard at night and hope it devours it the next time it gets out.
>>61010223gm dear
>>61000427I learned about this watching the Trailer Park Boys movie from the 1990's
6% of the canine population in the U.S., 66% of the maulings, 72% of the fatal maulings.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15144235/Woman-loses-arms-legs-horrific-pit-bull-attack.html>A woman has lost all four of her limbs after she was attacked by two pit bulls while riding a bicycle. Janelle Scott was attacked by the two vicious dogs on September 9 in Okmulgee, Oklahoma, according to a GoFundMe page set up by her family. They said that she was riding bicycles to a friend's house with her boyfriend when the dogs knocked her off her bike. Janelle's boyfriend was riding behind her at the time and rushed up to try to get the dogs away from her, reportedly killing one of the animals in self defense before calling for help.>>The mother-of-one was rushed to hospital with 'significant and severe injuries'. According to Janelle's mother, her right arm was nearly completely severed, and was 'only held on by tendons'. Though doctors hoped she would only have to lose her right arm, the severity of her injuries meant she had to get all four limbs amputated.>>Police told local media that the dogs may have escaped from an 'RV-style trailer'Sounds like some of the local "we're not homeless, we're just perma-camping in an RV" types had the dogs. They often keep shitbulls because people will throw more money at panhandlers-with-doggos than at obvious-drug-addict-just-begging-for-his-next-high.
>>61005943>psychopath behavior Anon...
>>61000427If i ever met you I'm going to slit your throat and shit in the wound
>>61009228This. These organizations are near-useless and barely do anything about violent dogs now. I don't know how this is a problem in Texas though, isn't self-defense/stand-your-ground a big thing there? If a shitbull attacks you, just use your 2A and blow its head off.
