Previous >>61010785>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
I'm not the guy that shills precious metals and precious metal accessories, but it's been a great place to be
SOME ONE HELP ME, AM I PLAYING WITH BORROWED MONEY???>>61011939
>>61011983MODs
>>61011990IDK what broker youre using, but Fidelity shows a little M next to the trade to indicate this position was bought using Margin
You all allergic to money? Cannabis stocks>GTBIF>CURLF>TCNNF>MSOS>CNBSAlso Silver/Gold is pretty nice to>SLV>AGI>KNTNNFWe in commodity season baby
>>61011990I have no idea, I dont have IKBRmaybe you can repeat the process and find out what money the use for the order or call support
>>61011983I'm so fucking horny it's unbelievable
>>61011983You couldn't post a actual woman?
>>61011986literally who?all you need is canopy and aurora
Just a reminder to never take Brit’s seriously as their own government is telling them it’s ok to inbreed Anyways, end of day market dump incoming
>>61012009ewwwnoare you gay?
>>610119902150 in cash or 2150 in value (or margin excess) These are all different things.
>>61011983MODS
>>61012012Based and /smg/ - Sister Mating General pilled
>>61011992Fuck you women are nice to look at.
it fits the market theme of minors
MA AM DO NOT REDEEM
>>61012022>MODS
>>61011983Is there a way to buy stocks for Fannie Mae? Why is it not on Robinhood?
How WE FEELING about Israel - Hamas "peace"? BULLISH tomorrow for Oil, Arms and the usual geopolitical shaneningans?
>>61011990If you are on fidelity you have to apply to trade on margin.
A few weeks ago I saw a sub-prime car loan lender went bust, and now I read that a major auto parts supplier also went bust.Are these related?Is the car industry on the brink?Is private credit imploding under the surface?
>>610120364chan should IP ban all visitors from Pakistan and India. I don't understand why they haven't done this. They offer zero value to the internet.
>>61012028junior minor junkies
Where was the so called September dump...?
>>61012055also shitrael like double chan does
>>61012039Trump is working overtime to fix this.
>>61012061septemBEAR?
>>61012061The september dump was on September 1Then AI decided we're going to be a bull market for the next 3 years
>>61012061still have tomorrow to close red
>>61012061It's the October Surprise you need to be worried about boss.
>>61011990I don't know wtf IBKR is doing, when I try to put another order in it says I've got $56 which lines up with what I spent on the trade, but my porfolio still says $2150 settled cash.>>61012069You missed the forecast, we're looking at octobear now.
>>61011661Any advice for the Saudi money?
Here's the blackpill. Everything feels fine right now. You have these winning days, the stocks are up half a percentage point, one percentage point. A lot of winning days. One day one of the key players in AI will miss earnings or issue lower guidance. Stocks will go down 3%, 5%. And take out months of gains in one week. Don't test the water with both feet
>>61012103GRRR $25 calls end of October strike
So, what global construction companies are most likely going to get to dib their sacks in that Gaza reconstruction honey? Vinci's subsidiarys have done work in Israel before, some controversial because it involved the west bank.
>>61011983Mods are you gonna do something about this image... or???
>>61012125kbr
WHERE MY TLRYPISTS ATWE EATING GOOD
>>61011983Finally a good OP image
Fuck I could have bought the GCU.TO bottom today but was TOO CAUTIOUS Captcha: XXASS
>>61012125During covid I posted about sand, from companies like Holcim (HCMLY). Concrete needed coastal sand, which is a non renewable resource, and they have a good EU presence
>>61012103>>61012111Come on bro, I got trips. Drop that 20 large on some delicious Gorilla Tech $25 calls. You know you want to.
>>61012158>coastal sand>company based in switzerlandKek
>>61011990If you are using different currencies you have to manually convert
>>61012139>TLRYi havent heard from that garbage since at least 4 years ago when it got some hype and eventually dunked down to fuck with all the LOL LMAO WEED 420 XD BLAZE IT BRUH shitare people actually buying this?>>61012159fuck off Ranjeesh you will never fit in, you write like a jeet and I can smell you from here
>>61012163Yes? A lot of construction aggregate companies secure somewhat local resources. They aren't bringing sand from fucking Switzerland anon.>why is this african gold mining company headquartered in canada
I will do it.
>>61012172go ahead
>>61012166I'm literally the palest fuck going you mutt. Just because I bet on jeets doesn't mean I am one.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61012158the international sand trade is controlled by the mafia. look it up
>>61012189Up 0.75%, very pleased
>>61012189>run
>>61012189Nothing Ever Happens
>>61012189Today: -0.58%This Month: +5.12%This Year: -30.35%bought more at the top like an idiot
>>61012169I just thought it was funny okay >>61012189>+0.3%Still waiting for Ashtead to do something other than gradually crab downwards. Gold and silver carrying hard as usual
>>61012189-.13%A few of my CCs got absolutely shitter-shattered today
>>61012189>1D: +2.89%>1W: +10.23%>1M: +137.38%im the best trader on es em gee
>>61012189adequate
>>61012175Who gives a fuck really, you sound like a jeet and likely are one spiritually. Don't let it stop you from talking about your favourite shampoo formations on your meme stocks
>>61012001Haven’t weed stocks like cratered 80%
yeah...now would be a good time to cash out
>>61012189Would have made more with better timing but I paper handed out of NVO a bit early this morning. Otherwise pretty satisfied with my setup for tomorrow. Hoping we get a big VIX pump tomorrow to go short for Wednesday expiry because shorting the VIX is literally guaranteed money
>>61012189+ 1.91%pretty good for metals today all things considered
>>61012189>+1.64%Another solid day in the books with NVDA
>>61012111>>61012159nice trips. If i get paid before the months out i'll roll in
>>61012232This is great, either we shut down the government or we stick it to the trannys. Seems like a win/win amirite boss?
>>61011983If EA is selling shares at $210 a price, doesn't that make any price under $210 an instant buy?
>>61012239are NVO the ozempic niggas?
>>61012232
>>61012259Yeah, I slurped this morning but got spooked because it's been such garbage lately. Should've held another couple hours before switching to my nigvidia short
>>61012256the difference between the prices is the risk that the deal won't go through for one reason or another
>>61012189I WAS IN COLLEGE CLASSES AND MISSED THE WOLFSPEED GIGAPUMP.
>>61012279Fair. Thanks anon
>>61012206the society owes me a catgirl gf
>>61012249Top signal
>>61012280NOW I CAN'T SELL SHIT BECAUSE THEY HALTED TRADING.
>>61012189claims +120%. am upset that i have no idea how that happened and that i didn't have more shekels to do it with
>>61012253Fucking legend. What we slurping when the gov shuts down, defence companies?
>>61012290best I can do is a crusty sockbut it is a hello kitty sockdont ask me where i got it
>>61012279also the time value of money
>>610121890.1%
>>61012304MCD for all the highly skilled new employees on the market
>>61012206>>61012296if anybody is getting a cat girl its me for absolutely HEEMING this market every day
>>61012189+0.13% Let's fucking GOOOOO FUCK INTEL FOR GOING RED
>>61012308hmm
>>61012232feels like 2018 all over again
>>61012314everything is so competitive these days... nice graph though but now try doubling that in one day
>>61012314If I continue at my current pace (unlikely) I will beat you in approximately two weeksThen we fight to the death over catgirls
>>61012329Refresh my memory
>>61012232>government shuts down>healthcare companies save a bundle on not paying to chop kids dicks offWinning!
>>61012294>inc 99% dump
>>61011983Thank god hoyoverse is not public, I would've longed this foot slut then lose money bigly because she flopped
>>61012189+0.27%. 50% cash : /
>>61012189+5%T. Cannabis, baba and coinbase
>>61011990Dude the margin cost in IBKR isn't the end of the world, it's like a buck per 30 days for the amount you paid. Just settle your margin balance by converting your cash into the currency you paid if they don't match.Ask an AI abt better explanation.
>>61010480Patent is expiring in Jan 2026.
>>61012351trump shutting down the government to get what he wants (at least from the headline)>>61012366still malding that I didn't set up a sell order.
>>61012411Is this why novo nordisk is down 65% off its ath? Or is there more to it?
Should've bought more gold.
>>61012444Yeah. Generics are gonna flood the market.
>>61012444>>61012411A huge NOVO pump once people find out that the king still isn't defeated (maybe by LLY, but not some rando little manufacturer).
>>61012468Gold mining stocks are so fucking undervalued right nowit's literally free money
>>61011983Twice more will I visit thee before the end comes. Take heed.
>>61012189A measly 1.19% today, mostly because of fucking Barrick going full nigger retard and a little bit from Newmont too.
>>61012495it's crazy normies are getting into mining stocks nowI'm gonna be so rich
>>61012487What have you got? NEM? RGLD?
>>61012189+0.55%Another chill day of being 100% SSO
>>61012488Checked, you render this with AI? Looks good
>>61012498>t. Been in PMs since 2010
>>61011990nah, IBKR does that sometimes; you can't operate with borrowed money unless you apply to the margin account.>>61012164Not always.
>>610120121st cousins = inbreeding 2nd cousins = inbreeding 3rd cousins = okay
>>61012500Snowline - Amazing mid tier, will probably 3x when it gets bought outFreeman gold - Junior, existing mine that is being restarted with new drilling and expansionsBocana - extremely cheap penny stock junior with a lot of room to rise
my soxl got roxl'd wtf!
>>61012190>>61012190>the international sand trade is controlled by the mafiaBullshit but I believe it. Construction companies are universally dirty
>>61012574i noticed
I want to invest in the company that has developed Love and Deepspace, because they have one-shot females. But it's literally hard to get info on the company and whether they are public.
kek gold ended trading with a new ath
>>61012543Thanks, bro.>>61012012Brits must have been shocked to have encountered people more inbred than their isle kin.
if you dont own bayhorse silver you are ngmi
LOL
WTF do I do?I have a major expense coming up in 7-8 months and my money is not enough.Won't be able to sell physical fast enough when the time comes.Do I buy silver or gold ETFs tomorrow or wait till December or January for dip?
>>61012637Holy shit, gold is going to moon.
The Democrats don't have anything to lose by shutting down the government at this point. They have a clear justification for it (Trump overstepping his authority) and nobody who votes or will vote Democrat will blame them for it. MIGA types will of course kvetch about it to anyone who'll listen, but they were never going to vote Democrat regardless so who cares.
>>61012468>Never spend your money. Be a man
>>61012581the sand black market is in the hundreds of billions a year, it's possibly bigger than the illegal drugs market
>>61012637Someone should make a collage of all the biggest crypto shills
>>61012607check out ceo.ca mining stock chat rooms
>>61012642Noita is such a kickass game
I want to capitulate into gold miners but I just still believe in a stock bear case, will gold overpower that?
>>61012642>>61012669Love noita
>>61012189+4.7%
>>61012673Miners are still pricing in like $2200 gold or something. Wait until they use higher targets. Shit's going to go ballistic.Miners always go up much more than the metal
>>61012678>>61012669I cleared it a few times, but I'm not good enough to really explore the surface or parallel worldsI ought to play it again
I realized today how much the memory stocks shot up since AprilI am comically risk averse
>>61012189+0.54% today. It's something!
>>61012704Thanks that's interesting
>>61012637fuck's winnie the pooh gon' do, kung-fu?
>>61012222They all seem to follow a similar chart. Huge run up at the start then they all die down. Canopy was over $300 and now in the $20 range. I guess there was a lot of hype around legalization but thats it. When you zoom in though, CNBS looks pretty good but I already missed a run up so no guarantee it will go higher. Heh.
>>61012704whats your aimi was thinking about buying JNUG calls for januarythere any other etfs that are less pricy for ITM calls?captcha P4MP2bullish af
Speaking of dude drugs lmao stocks I thought I'd check in on TRUFF. I remember when the TRUFF shill was all over /biz/ posting about this garbage.
>>61012189+0.55%silver doing well, NVO mostly crabbed after I bought, doing well.
>>61012704>>61012762Any thoughts on mining royalty streaming companies? I never really understood the model and stayed away but maybe it's a good play since people don't really consider it might be lagging even more.I was thinking gdxu for leverage (that's just miners of course though)
>>61011983is this better than the previous ones?
>>61012802Here's some good videos on the topichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePAQSHRkE_Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K5msVaDk2Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps-oyiDf9DABasically you have largecaps that are diversified, midcaps that are focused and producing, smallcap explorers and pre-production juniors. Royalties hold rights to the land and lease it (often at a percentage); there is less risk on them since if a disaster happens, it's on the miner, not the landowner
>>61012602qrd?
>>61012825Based I appreciate it anon I'll check it out. Last week's Macro Voices podcast was about this trade too. Basically saying it's still in play.
>>61012824fuck off nigger make a product before a logo
>futures
>be me >hold cannabis stocks since last year>-75% overall>today giga pump 30%- 60%> my shit only 15% on both>t. canopy and organigrammITS NOT FUCKING FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR
Bros what is even happening, I made +10% in Bulltember.
why is /smg/ the most zionist general on 4chan? also why people here have weird obsession with gold and children?
>>61012946death to all zio trannies
I am financially ruined.
>>61012946minors and their fruits ARE the future if you want to live a life with pleasure.*Not financial advice.
>>61012830Love and Deepspace is a woman aimed gacha making 1+ billion USD a year.
>>61012928I already have a product and an existing company. I'm rebranding said company so that the consumable packaged good arm is a separate brand from the manufacturing end.
>>61012012>retard american brainwashed with "ewww incest" and fake inbreeding fears
>>61012669>>61012678I never cared for it
So will Google go up anytime soon? Like before October 17?
>>61012983I had forgotten for a second that this was the sister mating general
>>61012715i bought the bottom and got some $8 $SOXL and $40 $TQQQ in mid april.
>>61012189-$289.75
Best analysis I have ever seen saars!Please to be redeeming the gorilla technologieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkxouWWugbE
Should I stop buying puts? The fucking market is resilient
>>61013051>Should I stop buying puts?no, never give up.
Trump did not make my sister hot againwhy the FUCK did I vote for that retard orange nigger?
>>61013064We'll be the judge of that anon.
>>61011983I love feet. I also love gold.
>Delete all of my defunct Photoshop apps that I haven't used in over a year>Cleared up 60 GB of storageFuck you, ADBE.
>>61012206Yes, you are fucking doomed (see hand)
>>61013083Pretty sure feet have transcended as a fetish at this point. Every straight male loves pretty feet on a cute girl. Girls are keenly aware of how feet are the FIRST thing us dudes involuntarily look at when he seeing them naked. Feet are the new boobs.
>>61013051Yes. I am a simple cash bear and am capitulating into gold miners. Fuck the rest of the market. I thought there'd be at least a little fakeout like we wouldn't go weimar. But that's not in the cards. You have to protect yourself in real terms. Long/short doesn't even matter on fake bullshit like tesla and nvidia
>>61012693When someone shits in a room, people just leave
wtf happened to my uuuu after hours?>owning my uuuu stock>everything going well>market closes no problem>some random jews decide after trading hours "close" that my stock is going to drop 8% in a matter of seconds>some nonsense jewspeak about "convertable notes"This is bs gimme back my money you jews.
>>61013164
>Tomorrow we'll be far away,>Tomorrow is the judgment day!>Tomorrow we'll discover what our God in Heaven has in stoooooooooooooorrreeee!>One more dawn!>One more day!>One day moooooooooooooore!
This fucker says to pair the gold trade with shorting long duration bonds (TLT) also
>>61013213pic rel
what happened thoughI thought buying TikTok would have helped them
>>61013134As it should be
>>61013230Clearing up some capital for the acquisition (this is not a financial analysis).
>>61013130Recently, I've been turning down every woman with a tattoo. Even for hook-ups. It drives me absolutely batshit, their brains literally break.
>>61012643 They'll blame them if Trump permanently fires one employee every ten seconds or refuses to sign off on backpay. It's not 2011 anymore Andrei. Those Obama era shutdowns were staged with a defunct press to an audience whose viewers are dead.
>>61013083>>61013098Man I need to get a girlfriend with soft feet and huge tits, having stocks isn't enough for me
And I'm actually out. Paid for the instant transfer. DESU I think I'll miss out on the opportunity to make a lot but I'm more worried that Robinhood will be insolvent by weeks end.
>>61013308based poor person.
>>61012643>>61013267Yup, Trump will absolutely use the shutdown as a chance to clear longtime democrat employees. The Democrats stand to lose a lot of institutional power in the shutdown. Those will be people in DC who will harass them directly to get their jobs back or protect their proteges. They'll blame Republicans mostly of course, but they will want their power back more than whatever the Democrats are trying to get.
>HydroGraph Clean Power Inc. (CSE: HG) (OTCQB: HGRAF) (the “Company” or “HydroGraph”),announced today that its board of directors (the “Board”) has approved the adoption of a shareholder rights plan (the “Shareholder Rights Plan”) pursuant to a shareholder rights plan agreement entered into with Endeavor Trust Corporation, as rights agent, dated September 26, 2025 (the “Effective Date”).>The Shareholder Rights Plan has been adopted to ensure, to the extent possible, that all shareholders of the Company are treated fairly in connection with any unsolicited take-over bid or other acquisition of control of the Company(including by way of a “creeping” take-over bid) and to provide the Board with the opportunity to identify, solicit, develop and negotiate value-enhancing alternatives to any unsolicited take-over bid.
>>61013333next storyline for the shills is going to be fake takeover rumors
I know we're probably going to inflate but holy shit does gdx look overbought right now and yet I'm still considering buy for size
It’s illegal to spread false information with the intention of making the price of a stock go up. You guys better not be lying to me
Any TSLA mega bulls in the chat?
>>61013368>You guys better not be lying to me
>>61013337Yeah my thought exactly
Bought a 10/10 SPX put to take advantage of some likely weakness from quarter-end rebalancing.
>>61013368This is such a funny rule because you can't control whether the price goes up or down. The free market is efficient and if supply outstrips demand, price goes up or down accordingly
>>61013170>>61013164Convertible notes are bonds that pay a set amount, but are changeable into equities. Both notes, bonds, and equities are means in which a company can issue debt to raise capital for further projects. Notes are dilutive when exercised. I believe SEC 10Q and 10K filings should have that information
Government will NOT shutdown and markets will pump to infinity and beyond. This is financial advice.
Is there ever gonna be another IPO season?
>>61012239>shorting the VIX is literally guaranteed moneyso it seems
>>61013460SOVLLESS vs SOVLLESS
>>61013475By that point we'll be at the Zenith of the bubble, be careful what you wish for.
I'm getting solar panels soon. I have to decide if I want one or two tesla powerwallsI keep hearing more and more doomsdayers saying the grid will fail and brownouts will happen forever because of data centers and people moving away from overpopulated liberal cities that are getting overrun by blacks and immigrantsIn light of this, shoudl I get a second powerwall, or am I being paranoid? The second powerwall will probably push my return on investment back like 5 years, but I'll be outage safe.This is related to stocks because I am selling my stocks to pay for these.
Is this the plan for oil?>lower oil prices>pressure Europe to stop using Russian oil>bomb Russian refineries until they can barely supply themselves>bomb Russian pipelines and pumping stations to forcefully stop oil export>sell a shitload of gas and oil to Europe>slowly raise oil prices to squeeze their balls
>>61013483>>61012239On the weekly chart, I noticed VIX tends to spike >20 (sometimes >60) every 90-120 days or so, so I bought cheap 15C longdated calls ... down about 60% on them so I need a bit better timing. Agree on shorting the spikes, though. Oh, plus it's an index so there's no risk of early assignment>>61013517My plan is to have OPEC fuck with the US as they did in the 80s. I got 10% NW tied up in it
>>61013073well?
>>61013504Just chain together like 40 car batteries and call it a day
>>61013130>>61013240I honestly wouldn't mind if any of them looked good, but they're universally pop-culture references that will age like milk or some bullshit a bored teen scribbled into a notebook. Would it kill them to research some traditional styles and pick a design that was meant to get printed on the human body instead of a random scrap of paper? Hell, give me the full Marquesan even, sleeves and all. At least that has some lasting cultural significance.
>>61013524you preach to the choir
>>61013460It doesn't matter if the government shuts down for a few days or a couple weeks. This is a non-issue for the markets. If the markets do dip in reaction, you absolutely want to slurp that as much as possible. They always hammer out some kind of deal to get everyone back to work and then it's back to business as usual for months to follow.
>accounting major>ai is nuking job prospects every passing monthI’m so tired bros. They lied to me.
>>61013524OPECs on board with Trumps peace plan and we're about to regime change Venezuela. We're going to have gas at the pump under a dollar before King Nigger leaves office
I'm buying $200k of gdx tomorrow morning, hopefully it doesn't gigapump overnight
>>61013559should have bought gdxu two weeks ago such as my chadself
>>61013539good looking tattoos only look good for a couple years. after that they fade and all the sharp lines get fuzzy. tattoo artists have measures to mitigate that but all that achieves is an extra year or two before the thing is a dark smudge if viewed from a distance greater than 10 feet.
im going 60/40 or 50/50 voo+spmo with $80k. wish me luck bros.
>>61013571good luck
>>61013504have you looked at solar battery banks? i don't know how they compare in price to the powerwall. buy you can get a rack and just add as many of these as you want and they aren't that expensive.
>>61013563Based but buying 2 weeks ago was just as retardedKek I'm kinda pissed because I've been mulling it for a long time. Gdxu is tempting to catch up
>>61013567I think that's more a matter of design than anything else. Simple abstract shapes meant to stand in contrast with the skin generally seem to age better than more detailed and specific designs that feature shit like shading. A good tattoo design doesn't get destroyed by age, which the vast majority of modern tattoos don't qualify as.
I bought the one gold miner that's dumping.
>OPRX up 10%>IVDA up 14.88%Uh oh I'm starting to feel hopeful again that these will double in a week and I can make easy money. That means the market will dump and fuck my memestock portfolio.>>61013643Classic /smg/
>>61013571I saw this pic posted for the last 8 or 9 or so years. These chicks are like 31 or 32 now. Life is so cruel, especially the one on the right looks like she probably blew up into a fat hog after college after her loser black boyfriend knocked her up and then left her. Why is my life so awful, I could have become a doctor. Instead I'm an accountant.
>>61013558Still the world runs on energy. I'm happy to have oil equity etfs as a good cornerstone
>>61013643Kek
>Futures
>>61013552Why didn’t you just do a math major retard, you know you can be an accountant with it right? If it fails you can still do other finance related shit and not stuck be with accounting
>>61013663hey man it's not so bad, just be thankful you have a loving wife and children to come home to and government support to retire peacefully on. Just focus on the positive man, as long as you got someone who loves you
>>61013702But anon
>>61013695I have never seen any finance analytics job that wanted math majors.>>61013693I still love how all these demoralization lists turn out to be remoralization when a roastie with 200 million goes to prison for fraud. Over and over again it happens. None of these fucking people are real. All scammers.
>>61013517dont worry many europeans are already aware that americans are their enemies
>>61013715no buts, go hug that special person in your life or just do jiu jitsu and pretend every guy you get hot and sweaty wrestling with is that special someone. That's what I do. But I'm not a fucking accountant.
>>61013723You'll be alright, you'll get your cheap and snowy gas station back one day. But I can't decide whether I should sell my XLE bags now for other short term plays, or buy more while it's still cheap and hold.
>>61013535How many cocktails have I had?
>>61013693How do I get a financial fraud expert Jewish mommy GF, bros
>>61013695they told me accounting was safe. AI is literally a wild card i couldnt have predicted.
>>61013795Surely accounting is safe from AI? I'd assume there are regulatory requirements in place to ensure there's human involvement.
>>61013695?? you can be an accountant with a math degree? WHAT?
>>61013517>>61013723>>61013753Actually, Germany is oil-neutral now.Also, how to invest in lithium EU?
let me post one more then I wont' post again for at least three threads
>>61013839lithium just builds batteriesit doesnt provide energygermany has no energy, because the american paid traitors have blown it all up
>>61013844tried doing the sun above the mush, not sure if I like it more.
>>61013851Steal the look and feel from Dark Souls' Solaire's emblem
>>61013832its pretty grim, broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeTFpsuCor8>>61013838maybe where he lives but CPA in my state needs 150 credit hours w/ 60 in upper division accounting. my goal was job security, financial literacy, and salary.
>>61013870at least you have the degree, I had to drop out as a senior math/cs dual major in 2023. so I have all the debt of a bachelors but no degree :^) maybe look at adjacent fields or gubbermint jobs.
>>61013832NoBut there will be once it fucks things up enough you have entire companies whose books are faked
>>61013847Just build a really big battery. Problem solved.
>>61013893I believe lawyers baked in no robots clauses into their industry, it's too bad other industries like accounting, aviation, safety critical software, anything gov't related didn't do the same.
>>61013870>video full of women and faggots with a british accent
>>61013838Yes just take accounting electives and pass the CPA, easy pz
>>61013900Technically my field (financial advisory) doesn’t have legal safeguards against AI, but in reality it kinda does because it’s a personal job. People don’t want to be told “stop buying fast food and $80k pickup trucks you fucking dumbass” by a clanker, they want to be told that by a human being.
>>61013900Just imagine all the planes that randomly fall out of the sky after they assure us the AI is safe lmao.
>>61013693>She cited her family background, including her grandmother’s survival of the Holocaust, and argued for a chance to rebuild her life and start a family.
reminder that grok is still retarded.inb4 hurrr durrr LLMs arent supposed to be able to pull """"live data""""
i made enough gains that i started looking for housesnot gonna buy yet but getting familiarized with pricesi really like some of the old outdated houses, like this one if the countertop gets replaced it'd prob look really nice, none of the garbage neutral hgtv aesthetic
Navitas and Navistas Semi ?
post your analysis of the future
>stagflation
>"It's not about the money."
>Simpsons move sequel announcedThis is a huge recession indicator
>>61013839I thought the new thing is sodium ion or some shit?
>>61014051i just went to the mall on saturday and it was packedi even passed by lululemon and it was so packed i almost wanted to buy lulu stockthe ac inside the mall couldnt keep up, it was warm with how packed it was
>>61014059Sounds bullish for the credit debt bubble crisis kek
>>61014051A great recession indicator, even.>>61014059I don't believe you because the mall has been dead for over 15 years now.
>>61014078>I don't believe you because the mall has been dead for over 15 years now.yorkdale mall in cucknadait was so packed im wondering like what the fuck is a recession eventhat said, in cucknada i dont think we overbuilt malls like down in the usa i guess
>>61014085Anon, our malls are packed because of the pajeet infestation by the Trudeau government. I refuse to go to GTA area if I don't have to
>lululemon>$100 tshirtsbullish signal
i should have just trusted myself instead of asking for your advice. anyone want to chime in with how long they think this will continue to rise?
>>61014121Dilution: The recent public offering increased the number of outstanding shares, which typically causes short-term selling pressure and dilutes the value of existing shares.Numerous financial analysts have raised their one-year price targets for QURE following the clinical results. Recent targets range from $60 to $95 per share, with an overall "Buy" consensus rating, indicating market belief in significant future appreciation.The next major catalyst is the pre-BLA (Biologics License Application) meeting with the FDA, planned for the second half of 2025, and the BLA filing in Q1 2026. Any delay, setback, or negative outcome in these processes would likely cause the stock to fall.
>>61013267>>61013322Elon already fired them months ago and then they had to rehire them
>>61013984okblue is the predicted S&P500 value looking 10 years ahead based on the capital allocations of todayie. if people are overweight equities today, market tends to do poorly the next 10 yearsif they're underweight, it tends to do wellr^2 of 0.75says we should have leveled off around 2019-2020 but seems the unexpected excessive deficits and covid stimmy appear to have kicked the canor perhaps we have entered a new paradigm, one might say
>>61013558>OPECs on board with Trumps peace planUntil the IDF starts bombing them in the middle of negotiations
WHY DOES THE CUP & HANDLE WORK SO WELL
Load up on puts tomorrow smiggers the shutdown gon b ugly. This is financial advice
>>61013693Kek
>>61014159please elaborate
>>61013847Restart the nuclear plants that Merkel shut down like a retard because an earthquake happened in Japan
>>61014152
>>61014173that would require not having traitors in charge
>>61014170This is both the democrats chance to fight the second coming of hitler and trumps chance to show that he is THE strongman. There will be no compromise.
>>61014152Stop using linear chart this looks like it went up x5 from the 2k levels
>>61014159nice try bobo the markets already know how shutdowns work
henlo mister jeromewill u lower the rates some moreplease sir i boughted the topi need one of your memga pumpsthank u mister jerome
>>61014186sounds like it could last a while as well
>>61014191Unironically,this time its different
>>61014192Trump gave us the signal to buy in april, and now Jpow just gave us the signal to sell our fairly overvalued stocks.
>>61014159All of my bets are that nothing happens. All of my stocks, pokemon cards, gold bars, silver coins, etc.
Triple digit silver is coming. Pic related.
I finally lost 10 lbs>>61014217lol
>>61014227>I finally lost 10 lbsreally appreciate this update. now f*ck off?
>>61014217Kek
>>61014227>lolWhat's so funny?
>>61014217>China clashThe fuck, over what? Taiwan?
>>61014247I think it's just a ruse. Xi and Trump have already made a deal, with TikTok as the sweetener. China gets Taiwan and US gets Canada. WW3 is fought in Europe, with China supplying Russia and Iran, and US supplying NATO. Both China and US have agreed to keep the war going as long as possible so they can each get rich off the arms deals.
Are financial advisors going to get replaced by AI? I almost wish I went that route for my career, and if my current job gets replaced by AI, I almost want to go into the financial advisor field.
>>61013851really the nasa font makes me think you're trying to do mushroom coffee in space, or space mushroom coffee, which is just... too muchthis other font is better
>FuturesSo when will people get fed up of the AI bubble and that fucker explodes like Dot Com did?
just now reading the instructions on this packet of noodles i notice it's also worded in spanish, to think there's some guy in spain wearing a sombrero cooking up the exact same packet of noodles as i am right this moment, what an amazing world we live in, i bask in the all mighty glory of god every second of it
>>61014311I love your videos
>>61014261>Are financial advisors going to get replaced by AI?They already have. Only people still using financial advisors are old boomers and millennial women.
>>61014300Do financial bubbles even pop anymore or did economists do something after 2008 that made it impossible
>>61014241>480 lbs of silver per cruise missileIts more of an insane launch of incredulity
>>61014326*laugh
>>61014326ounces
>>61014315thank you i film them all myself
>>61014340Ok i made enough typos for 1 night
>>61014311great use of your time btw. definitely better than, oh, idk, reading on how to trade futures correctly. die slow u miserable sap
>>61014322im seeing this question asked a lot and it seems very ominous
>>61014354>die slow u miserable sapi am, don't worry
>>61014354please be nice i like the cute animals
>>61014354fuck off
>>61014358best news ive hear all day
>>61014356Im just having a hard time believing the economy isnt 100% fake nowadaysI guess if we get a proper crash that doesn't just recover immediately like covid and enter a depression ill be proven wrong
>>61014374i think after everyone agrees it isnt possible anymore and stops worrying, it will happen
>>61014330>>61014330>>61014330
>>61013416So why didn't I get payed if I'm an investor. Why did jews get my money instead of me.
>>61014300I'm the one who keeps posting about solar panels. My power company is raising rates by 14% next year. You all should have been looking into solar before the tax credit disappears. It's probably too late now.
>>61014291got it boss, I tend to agree but also liked the sciency vibes
>>61014466I'll get that later
>>61013935>I’m afraid your holocaust card expired in gaza sweetie.>Guilty.