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this is boolish
First posted, first served.
>>61017217Nah
Best miner stocks?
Indian summer
>>61017228FCX had a force majeure on the second largest copper mine in the worldGold and silver, uranium, lithium, and rare earths are also approachable
>>61017228I'm in GDX so I don't overthink it
>>61017228SILJGDXJAGMUXCDEHLAnd a sleeper I'm not sharing
>AMZN>META>NFLX>MSFTkek baggies
>>61017243Pretty gay, ngl
>>61017228LEU is not technically a miner, but it's my favorite uranium stonk
>>61017249Fk u fk u fk u stop laughing I was told these are the backbones of AI
I was raped today
>>61017250Sorry I haven't averaged into it yet and don't want it to run away. It's in CMMG.
>>61017203>enron>replaced by nvidiauh oh
These are my fellow fanny baggies
how do i usurymaxx
And to think I was going to buy Chipotle, thinking it was a lock this year.
>>61017266Kek
>>61017259It’s okay, I was joking, I’ve got money in other things. Look at pictel isn’t that a cool chart? So sharply jagged~
>>61017266Banco Santander
>>61017269I had chipotle for lunch yesterday, $14 for a steak bowl and tortilla on the side? It’s not a good value anymore
>>61017228roblix
>>61017269I told you guys to short that shit months ago because Trump's promise of removing their customer base from the country.
>>61017292I imagine most fast food companies aren't doing too hot right now.Real Agarthans dine at Café Rio anyway.
SPY’s approaching $663 again; time to buy October 1 $663p if you want to make a profit scalping
What is the psychology of a high stock priceYou don't want the poors to be able to buy it and it's a secret club for distinguished gentlemen?That's how I feel about mcd honestly
Just loaded 670 calls. Feels like im playing with fire though.
>COF
>>61017319We have fractional shares now, making the stock price irrelevant.
for your sake I hope they’re more than a week out
>>61017319How much stocks can a bus driver afford?
>>610172772% dividend???i think i just lost money looking at that.help. HELP ME SANTANDER BANK IS ROBBING ME.
>>61017332December. But i think were going to pump one last time before octobear
>>61017338I live with my mom and I made over $3800 this month after taxes, so quite a bit
>>61017217>brilynyep that mom was on SSRIs/benzos
>>61017350Where does a bus driver make that?
>>61017308Illegals don't eat chipotle. Bowlslop is for white collar professionals. Chipotle is a stinker because there's literally not one office park left that doesn't already have one nearby, growth is dead.
>>61017319
>>61017357Wherever a bus driver can get 60 hours a week, which I currently get because I have a sports trip every nightAnd I'm being paid since 7:15 to take these kids to isu, chilling in the bus for 5 hours
Someone call the fnma baggy, didn’t he have like 100k in calls?
>The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission is suing Apple, alleging that a Jewish employee was fired, in part, over not wanting to work Fridays and Saturdays in order to observe the sabbath.$AAPL
>>61017365Pretty good return if I’m being honest
>>61017365Is that a filthy poor site robinhood or something? Or can you do that on fidelity
>>61017372too busy having his fanny penetrated boss
>>61017372there's no FNMA options sadly
>>61017319why are you obsessed with mcdonalds?
I love watching fidget spinner's foreign propaganda faggot thread get deleted
>>61017406I like the company
>>61017384This is Trading212, I don’t know about Fidelity, but most support fractional shares, Revolut, TradeRepublic, Interactive Brokers, etc., all support them.
See it's funny because fanny means different things depending on where you're from
When does trump speak
death is a new birth.there are no victors or vanquised, only war.
Any opinion on what Nike stock will do ater the ER?
>>61017430Someones stocks are red
Somebody pass the Tylenol, doubled down on KVUE during the dip.
>>61017228Anything copper
what is happening
>>61017232Cumdog Millionaire
>>61017449BUY BUY BUY (to get dumped on)
maybe the real winning strategy is to just stack BRK
>>61017362no self respecting white collar professional eats that crap, it was all a subsidized work program for illegals to get jobs and feed their families boss.
>>61017462I buy a bit every week or so.
>>61017449Its so easy to outsmart simple minded bobos. Everyone is dooming aboit a shutdown so ofc theyre going to take your money and pump it.
Saudi Arabia buying EA. They either want to continue building their own industrial empire or they know Fifa is the greatest cash cow this side of the desert.
>>61017464Eh, I see roasties in the HR dept of my bank order slop like chipotle and Taco Bell through DoorDash all the time
>>61017479I heard Baron Trump is someone involved?
>>61017479
>>61017479They want to continue their efforts to usurp the PGA Tour. They will make EA only make LIV Golf games
GAMB, GRRR & MDA BOTTOMS ARE INTHE HOLY TRINITY
>>61017494>"gay stuff" is outThis is bullish for the gaming experience.
I just played Pink Pony Club on my lunch walk
>>61017491don't they know that shit makes chicks fart boss?
did i just miss a life changing play with WOLF
>>61017494Only the first Dragon Age and Mass Effect games were good.
KLARsisters give me some copium
>>61017519Yeah but there will be more
>>61017535Hang in there sister.
>>61017494I hope we get rooftop faggot toss simulator, and synagogue bomb-a-thon 2026 boss
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
I wonder if any of the tranny BioWare employees will be dumb enough to set foot in the Umayyad Caliphate
FUCK YOU IWM YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>61017546holy shit nigger what are you doing
Why did they stop trading?
>>61017559What do you mean?
Spy at 0%The crab…
>>61017494Oh noAnyway
>>61017546you bought every single shilled stock on /smg/
>>61017546>he bought the literal UUUU top
Fucking retards buying ahead of the government shutdown. Like lmao, this isn't bullish retards. You're going to see people you've never heard of or had any interactions with suffer mightily because of Donald Trump's greed and his corruption boss.
>>61017572Hell ye~~WAGMI BROTHER!!
>>61017576>You're going to see people you've never heard of or had any interactions with suffer mightilyDoes this mean I should start caring about them? Also nothing ever happens we're pumpaaa after shutdown is called off
I soldSo now everything can pump. You're welcome
>>61017576Eh, other shut downs haven’t really hurt the stock markets muchPersonally I do hope they fire like half the federal workforce over it, fuck those lazy pieces of shit living off the tax gravy train
Anyone use Grok for stock market shit?Is it worth playing 30/month?
>>61017592This costs 30 pee month???
>>61017592If you are too lazy to learn basic TA then most ais can do it for you for entry points, don’t expect too much more complicated though
>IBIT
>>61017601yeah, and theres another version that's 300 bucks per month>>61017602I dont use it for charts though, I just like how it breaks everything down
>>61017576This is the 3rd government shut down you've cried about now baggler. You always think it's the end of the world that the government stops doing a bit of work they weren't doing to begin with. Then you forget that happened 3 months later and then cry about the next shutdown. It's embarrassing you do this to yourself "boss".
>>61017621>Believing Past Performance is Indicative of Future Resultsishygddt
does anyone hold dxyz ?
Gonna poop and mow the lawn, maybe throw down a little grass seed. New neighbors are moving in, one looked like a young woman, hopefully its college girls. Thank for reading my blog post.
cash gang how comfy are we?
>>61017634Prove me wrong by not filling your diaper and crying about the next shutdown in 4 months. The markets will be fine, but you definitely need a new set of underwear if you're going to keep shitting in it everytime there's some budget dispute lmao.
>>61017665We'll be balls deep in WW3 by then boss.
did news happen when i wasn’t looking? SPY’s pumping
>>61017664I capitulated into gold and energy. Shits going to be fucked but there won't be deflation.
Welp, I'm hanging things up for today. +500 premarket, +25 and +10 during the day. Didn't get a lot of movement after waiting for the morning to decline. How's everyone else's hauls going?
>>61017678wallstreet pricing in the shutdown nothingburger. if a shutdown is averted, prepare for a crash
IM FUCKING SCARED
>Markets going greenI’m still getting hammered in the ass
>>61017620Aude ai costs 20 per onth
Have we ever had deflation
>>61017694Claude ai
HAPPENINGFINRA approved the new PDT rule change.Is this bullish for HOOD?
>lowest hiring rate since ObamaYeah I reckon we're due for one of them once in a lifetime style crashes boss.
>>61017680im mostly chilling. my subconscious was shilling me to buy one thing but im not sure yet. i need to update my watchlist to see if there is something to play on.
>>61017702No just this
>>61017694I want to support Elon though
>Reposted from bant thread;Bros, there's yet another recession indicator.Over at my DIY retail hell(that makes $150+ billion annual revenue), my company just fucking decided to change the 'call out' system to where you can no longer use up sick time for shit like early outs, bereavement, late punches or even military shit on your own, now you have to talk DIRECTLY to management for permission to call out/use sick time at all. You can ONLY do either absent(the whole day shift) or manager approved changes on your own without calling them ahead. A shitload of my coworkers were pissed off when they saw it and managers found it strange too.It sounds like whining yeah but I just find that really fucking weird they changed that on short notice when there wasn't a problem with it for the few years I worked there....signs of bad shit coming?
this is it folks, last chance for quarter end window dressing
>>61017685Literally the exact same for the day wtf are you me
picrelated is hilarious, a company that admits to loose money with every single contract they take, Debt to Equity ratio of 381.14% and billions in depreciating hardware with a 5y lifespan.
>>61017701>Changes the rule literally right when I hit 25k in my account after a decade of trying and failingLol this whole world is a simulation to make me specifically suffer
>DoorDash has announced that they are launching an autonomous delivery robot. The company will use the bot in an attempt to replace delivery workersEverybody buy Doordash and robot stocks now, humans are getting replaced
>>61017725Great(ish) minds think alike anon
>>61017715>>61017715>I want to support Elon thoughHoly cringe
pour hour
I thought the market was about to close but I forgot we just had daylight saving and I have an extra hour to watch line go up and down in the morning
>>61017701>>61017737Holy shit what's the tl;dr? I found an article but I can't read hebrew. They're trying to play it off like small accounts can have margin now, but that smells like bullshit.
can one of you metal fags explain this to me. I am willing to diversify my portfolio but we havent even reached the previous ath from 15 years ago. why would you invest into this shiny rock.
>>61017765>it's undervalued due to financial suppressionBuy low, sell high
>>61017576The market doesn't care about the shut downs. I say let the democrats eat shit while my portfolio grows and i find new things to buy.
>>61017228I own NEM and SCCO
>>61017777This one is going to be different. You're going to see young democrats out in the street burning the cities, and other members of their constituency resorting to canibalism just to survive boss.
>>61017494>command and conquer might come backWE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ACTIF WE WANT TO LIVE IN A DIFFERENT WORLDAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61017761Can't do more than 3 in and out trades in a 5 business day period or your account gets locked until you deposit enough to make your value 25k. A bullshit Jewish rule meant to stop retail from being able to set stop losses or take profit on their trade without being severely punished. Results in you being stuck in trades if shit happens intraday and you're at your limit even though it's your own fucking money you're trading. It's justified with >well the funds aren't le settled! Even though all money is a digital number on a computer in Utah or Arizona.
>>61017699Nothing particularly noteworthy in recent history.
>>61017737I did a cash-out refi on my house in January '22 when values were sky high and interest was still low to get the $25k. I'm not sure how I feel about it being lowered to 2k. Yes it'll introduce more people to trading but for the big fish it'll work in their favor since there'll be an influx of inexperienced traders to profit off of.
>>61017777the quads thus spake
>>61017761basically, theyre gonna leave it up to the broker to decide what the minimum is for day trading. You dont have to use margin because the cash settlement shit will be over with.
>>61017802Yeah I know what PDT is, I'm surprised that the change actually seems like a good thing. I thought they'd use this as a way to squeeze out people in midsize accounts, effectively increasing the minimum account to day trade, but that isn't the case weird.They must be desperate for money.>yes goyim trade to your hearts content>day traders only lose money because they give up too early!
>>610178023 in and out trades INTRADay*Sorry, should've made that clear. So what this meant for me is I save my intradays for stop losses or profit taking and generally setup my trades to buy end of day/post market and sell in premarket and go from there. This also means my sleep schedule is totally niggerlicious since I wake up at 1 am to sell or trade.
>>61017765Yes, it's still undervalued, because there are literally a record number of shorts on it to keep the value suppressed so that tech can still get everything from the mines for cheap. However eventually the demand will overpower it. The fact that silver is now listed as a critical resource that the government will stockpile means that this will happen and they just need to built up their reserve before it happens.
>>61017821>>61017808All it means is you can take profit or have reasonable stop losses without getting fucked in the ass for being smart. Retard retail traders will always blow themselves up on weekly options anyways.
>>61017821If you don't have 2 brain cells to rub together to put 25k into a brokerage account then the last thing you should be doing is using that big brain of yours to day trade stocks when you should be pushing a broom or holding a stop sign at a construction site.
I think I have gone through some kind of full circle of degeneracy because I'm about to slurp Salesforce and Adobe and some other incredibly boring, highly profitable companies and feel like I'm taking a huge gamble
>>61017722>bant smg
>>61017848lol
People always chase price
>>61017733Yeah bro the people at msft nvda meta and OpenAI are spending billions of dollar for a scam
>>61017847ADBE is fine, CRM is pure cancer (bagholding since june 24), dumps with good news, bad news, when the ceo sells AI, when he says AI is just another tool, when they miss a target, and when they beat it...
>>61017862no, they are passing the costs to coreweave, there's a reason why the insiders are selling like crazy.
It was all fucking priced in
>Global financial crisis 2.0 soon
How the fuck can nvidia keep breaking ATHs at this valuation?
>>61017894Priced in and bulllish
>>61017907bullish for which stocks?
>>61017903>>61017903Reddit keeps throwing money at them
>>61017917All of them
>>61017880Honestly that’s a pretty fair way to look at it (passing the costs). I dont think insider selling means much though, pltr and coin both had massive selling as well
wtf happened now? shit was dropping and now its up. i want to buy the dip.
I'm so confused.
>>61017927where were you this morning
in the 2008 financial crisis, the the market bottomed at SPX price 666fast forward to today, the top of the market will be about 6666
>>61017894>>61017907It's even cheaper if you buy the spices, burger, and pasta separately>>61017921I like me my WMT, simple as
gotta love drumf pressuring his brown shirts into shutting down the government to distract everybody from the epstein files.
pomp eet
Wait for my signal
>>61017869That's not a long time frame to be holding something like CRM. I'm considering it as a hedge against a bubble / economic downturn. It hasn't recovered at all from liberation day because everyone is chasing flashy AI shit that hemorrhages money every quarter. Meanwhile shit like ADBE and CRM are the types of players that apply AI in a way that is realistically palatable at an enterprise level, eg. CRM's AgentForce product with auditability and very well defined guard rails etc. I really think Wall Street will rotate back into things like this at some point when they're done drip feeding memestocks to retail bagholders.
>>61017952epstein files are priced in, releasing them will literally just crab the market
my IWM is still red
>>61017994Buy a good index next time
the greatest son whom my people has brought forth in it's 249 year history
>>61017932When you're looking at the S&P always keep in mind you're literally just looking at a chart of NVDA. No other company has any relevance to the price level of the S&P. If NVDA is up, it will be up, and if NVDA is down, it will be down. It's no longer a useful metric of the stock market as a whole, I don't even pay attention to it anymore and neither should you.
Instead of going for nvidia its probably better to focus on the smaller players.
ONLY PUSSIES DON'T DCA ALL IN GDXU AT CLOSE EMBRACE THE LEVERAGE LET IT FLOW THROUGH YOU
>>61018053based and gmi pilled
>spy 666Short it back to hell
Why is it pumping?
If you were developing a brand that initially sells only mushroom coffee, how would you want to position the brand?>coffee company that specializes in mushroom coffee (differentiate the product by not being instant coffee, maybe win over the snobs, leaves sales channel open for normal coffee>wellness company that focuses on mushroom products and extracts (at least initially)
Generational bottomFit to be spanked
What happens when nvda market cap reaches 100 trillion
>>61017903breaking ATHs is incredibly bullish
See you in one month when im much richer
>>61018061i would go back and hire someone who got a college degree for thisalternatively, I would hand out nword passes with every purchase.
but I cashed out on Friday because a gov shutdown was likely (and will likely still happen)that on top of Drumpf's unpredictability and yet we have the strongest September performance since 2010this market doesn't make any fucking senseBear bros when will it be our turn?
>GLD
>>61018085how does next September sound?
>>61018085stop trying to flip a coin, be ready for bothit's ok to be 30% cash right now, maybe even do a 1:5 short hedge with your long postiions i dunno figure it out. win in either scenario
>>61018061Don't call it mushroom coffee for one, that puts taste expectations in people's mindsMarket it on the effects of the specific mushrooms, generalize the taste, and a/b test web ads, focus on what works
I can't find a valid newsline fo rthis pump. Is this peak insidertrading?
>>61018069market caps are not real, my brother
>+0.5% (700€)good day
>>61018071You mean by the plain fact that it keeps increasing in price, or is there a more technical explanation on why a stock that can consistently stay near at and break ath is very bullish?
>>61017777Blessed and checked and based>>61017932Line go up, printers have been turned on and are set to go full brrr by mid December, followed by a nice hannukah for wall street then Trump's tax cuts come into play January and we mega pump whil dollar crumbles lol.BUY GRRR
>>61018105past performance guarantees future results
>>61018085>Gov shutdown>BearishYou must have the memory of a goldfish or you're chasing dopamine highs trying to trade the market to feel something. Calm down if you want to stop losing money.
>>61018085Gov shutdowns are good for the market, dumb fireplace rug.
>>61018112That's good TA
>>61018096Its to bait bobos into shorting early
>literal last minute pumpImagine betting against big dick Donny LOL leftists don't know how to make money
Where the ding ding ding guy?
>no ding anoncursedI trailed at only 0.09% green
>>61018128He was a government agent and he stopped receiving his cheque
As was promised, once more do I visit thee, and once more again will I before the end.Beware the harvest moon, ere the long ursine night unfurls.
For whom the thread dings
>>61018134Gov shutdown confirmed
HOLY FUCKIN BAGGED
>>61018116Good for the market in nominal terms because the dollar is going to be worthless.
Damn, ding anon must've resigned from his govt. wagie job today. Anyway how'd it go? -.82% over here, pretty fake and gay
>>61018157>1D: +7.30%>1W: +11.62%>1M: +154.28%im the best trader on es em gee and rip ding anon
>>610181571D -1.00% (-$46)1W -2.50%1M +6.10%I slipped from my first monthly 8% goal, but I also changed my trading strategy out of fear. I'll recollect for next month
>>61018136Loaded 630p at close.
>All my puts ruined>https://youtu.be/qXoEhhPo8hI?si=4d3AD3tJM-y2Fd5m
>>61018136Based bobo slop
>>61018156>Two more weeks and the dollar will collapseIf I can still buy a taco bell for 6$ then no amount of doom posting matters
>>61018157-0.1% but im doing usury.
its a good day nigvidia xisters my 180 short calls took a beating tho
>>61018166I want to live in a world where men can buy and sell the things in your picture.
>>61018157-0.79%Week: +1.10%September: +11.10%
>>61018166I want to live in a world where men aren't the things in your picture.
>>61018093>Don't call it mushroom coffee for oneI agree, the domain I have manacoffee.co. >Market it on the effects of the specific mushroomsthis will be true in either case>generalize the tastewdym?>a/b test web ads, focus on what worksI'll be doing this, but for my first year at farmers markets under this brand I kinda have to go in blind and lock-in to some degree.
>>61018201A man is his castle
+2.25% today to help recover a little from my -3.8% yesterday
What was the eod pump?
>>61018201in my libertarian paradise there would obviously be impartial ratings agencies to prevent those kinds of counterfeits from proliferating
>>61018183I bet those were $1.99 each or less just a few years ago
>>61018209make sure you clarify on your website in big bold letters somewhere that you don't cum in the coffee. Great marketing trick we all learned from jam anon back in the day
>>61018157+0.48%HOND +7.39%HOOD +4.72%NVDA +2.59%PLTR +1.99%Been red a few days, and was down -1.2% midday. I am easy to please at this point.
>>61018218Just make 50% roi in two years then, anon
>>610181570.00%
>>61018228>HOOD +4.72%holy fuck what's the ceiling on this shit
>>61018157+0.20% after being down all day until close. 50% cash still :(
>>61018157-0.30%This trading shit is gay and retarded I should just stick to indices sell all my meme shit and never have doubted the Bogleheads guide
>>61018093>that puts taste expectations in people's mindsdo you think I should then also avoid branding in a mush forward manner like this? this logo scheme would only be used for the mushroom infused coffees.
>1PM today>Saw SPY, wanted to short it>I love money everytime, so I inverted myself>End day +147% 0DTE callI found the cheat code for free money
Just getting back from vacation. What did I miss today and last week. Thanks. I don't watch the news
>>61018282I unironically do this as well when I get the urge to short.GAMB is bottoming before it runs to $25 and you're laughing? World Cup next year as well, the most gambled upon sporting event on the planet.GAMB WILL RISE AGAIN
>>61018290Netanyahu raped Trump in live television. All republicans stood up at this show of bravery and leadership and voted to send $300 billion more to the IDF
>>61018290Line went up a bit, line went down a bit
>>61018311That's what I voted for baby>>61018315It be like that
>>61018290SOXL continues to hover from 33-34. Selling weekly SOXL puts at 30-32 continue to be easy money.
>NXDRthis pos gonna fuck me again isnt it
>>61018183Love me some Taco Bell. $5.60 for all of this
>>61018257it's expensive now, but it could 5x with current retarded valuations
>>61018157+1.10%
>>61018209>wdymDescribe the taste without comparing it to other food items. Salty? Sweet? Bitter? Just don't say "like X but Y"
>>61018347I still can’t see why this could potentially be worth more than brokerages with good customer service like Schwab
>>61018346>Only two sauces
>>61018366Customer service is a drag, selling monthly subscriptions to cheaper margin (still above ffr, still a secured loan) is both easy to maintain and a net contributor to cash flow
>>61018370They put some on the nachos I think and I’ve never had their Mexican pizza so I just got 1 for that and 1 for the stacker to be safe
>>61018366>Brokerage >Customer serviceNigga what the fuck are you talking about? The "customer service" at Schwab/Fidelity is literally just portfolio managers calling you every 3 months begging you to open up managed account with them.
>>61018366I use Fidelity, but I hold HOOD because they're very aggressive about finding new ways for retail investors to lose money.
>>61018384Oh I didn’t know about robinhood subscriptions. Good for them for being the first big exchange to do that, but valuation seems absurd to me still when they don’t have any other strong competitive advantages
>>61018389>tfw they never called me even when I had 700k cashd-did I give them the ick?
>>61018304Shut the fuck up with this GAMB GRRR pajeet shit your portfolio sucks and you have no gains the 2 positions cancel each other out. Stop trying to get other anons to hold your jeet bags Chart looks like shit too
>>61018157+0.49%The sudden market pump made my day
>>61018395Yeah it does actually offer access to stupid cheap margin, but after they took away the trading button on a high volume stock I'm not going to fall for their scams
>>61018085Why did you think some useless niggers not fucking shit up would be bearish?
I think my current XDTE covered calls at 46 and 47 are dragging my portfolio percentages down, but I'm holding all the way through mid-December
>>61018157flat, just how i like em
>>61018365do you have input as to how you'd brand it regarding 'coffee company that makes mushroom coffee too' vs 'wellness type company that offers mushroom coffee'? if it helps I feel my structural edges in the marketplace may be:>farm to cup production unlike competitors (Ryze, MUD\WTR)>actually taste good, not like shit (coffee forward branding may be important here imo)>quality of mushroom inputs is comparatively high due to owning the full supply chain, with a slight scientific bent toward dosing, etcWellness branding leads to flexibility down the road at the expense of a more narrow targeted brand initially, so I lean toward locking into coffee then considering broader rebranding later.
WTF IS A BROKER
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I’m done, I’m out, I’m selling ALL my silver! The market volatility is straight-up CRUSHING my soul! Buckle up, because one day it’s mooning to $47, the next it’s crashing to $46 like it’s playing jump rope with my sanity! I thought stacking those shiny bars would make me feel like a king, believing silver was the lynchpin that’d bring the American banking sector to its knees faster than a margin call! But now I’m just a nervous wreck checking charts every five seconds! I’m not a revolutionary, I’m a human with BILLS! This rollercoaster’s got me dizzy, and I’m DONE riding it. Buckle up, because I’m liquidating every last ounce, buying some stablecoins, and maybe a nice comfy pillow to cry into. SILVER MARKET, YOU WIN. I’M OUT!
>>61018474:(>ID: Vaporwave
>>61018085>Bear bros when will it be our turn?>not structuring a long/short options portfolio that will make money whether stocks go up or downlol. this is why this board is so fucking shit. hardly any of you know how to actually trade
>Get a raise at work>Amount in paycheck now ends in 69
>>61018457I'd actually do the opposite. Start with wellness and then if sales aren't what you had projected, use the overall wellness as a foundation and then attack the "it tastes good and doesn't make you shit or give you acid reflux" audience. The wellness audience is generally more willing to branch out of a routine than the coffee audience
Someone post their portfolio to give me trade ideas
>>61018508so you think manacoffee.co is perhaps a bad domain name for this? I also have manamyco.com, but nearly every *.com or *.co for mana was taken (manlife, manahealth, manaorganics, etc)
>>61018519got you bro
>>61017733they are going to make it up on volume
>>61018536Man I wish I saw gme was popular again a month ago but I’ll pick up 100 shares after hours
Money enters the account, believe in the systemAmerica is unbeatableGonna buy some coke stock in addition to more mcd
>>61018529What about something like drinkmana?
>>61018573taken https://drinkmana.com
>>61018569Where the hell are your fries. Also use the app for deals and free food
Wagie here, do you guys trade futures? Why do they need margin
>>61018588>>61018573>drink[drink].comgay
>>61018592Because they aren't real, just like the money on margin. Go nuts, have fun kid.
>>61018592the margin is a bond or collateral so you can use the leverage to trade more capital without the broker or clearing house or whatever taking undue risk
>>61018588Is there a reason you're set on mana specifically? Seems like you could eventually run into trademark issues if you want to sell a wellness drink powder under that name
>>61018592>>61018601>buy spy futures>forget to close out>next day some jew delivers a truckload of paper shares to my doorstep>nowhere to store them alltrue story
>>61018166>>61018502actually, i've had exactly one long (80%) and one short position (20%) open for the past month or so.
Oil is crashing.
>>61018591Buy one get 1 for dollarI used 3k points earlier today on 2 sausage biscuitsI've been on the clock since 630 central time, still getting paid boi
>>61018601>>61018603>>61018617I see, so its just a buy low sell high with a chance of rape?
>>61018617...Did you burn them?
>>61018614Do they still not make the gamer drink anymore?
>>61018617>>61017214Physical VIX futures delivery.
>>61018630No, it's leverage.
when can i invest in pizza futures?
>>61018640>call up Dominos>tell them you want 6 pizzas tomorrow and will pay today for them >???>profit
If I put $50 in 100 different penny stocks, I will make it.
>>61018640if it's cheese pizza, talk to your local congressman
>>61018633STOP REMINDING ME THAT THE WORLD USED TO BE COOL
How about an ETF that starts as a 2x leveraged sp500 etf, but as it declines it incrementally adds leverage up to 3x at 50% drawdown, then as it goes back up it reduces leverage until it hits the previous high.
>>61018657No
Now is the time to get in on KlaviyoKVYODrop today was crazy. Get in at this price while you can. $40 before 2026.
>>61018657You can do this yourself by periodically rebalancing an SPY/SPXL portfolio
>>61018657Just juggle UPRO and SSO
>>61018657how about a martingale ETF
This is my quanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaQtqkZVgl4
>>61018555I purchase pretty regularly when it crabs low 20's. 100 shares will get you 10 warrants that allow you to purchase a share of GME for $32 dollars, until October 2026, if the shares settle by Oct 2nd. Not sure when you get them though.
>>61018672maybe a Nancy Pelosi and gang ETF
>>61018664Klaviyo is a solid email system, but I wonder if it's having a hard time competing with legacy shit like MailChimp and ConstantContact. Even separate CRM software like Zoho has their own built in email platforms.
opened a position in TZA biglywhat will be my fate semji?
>>61017765
>>61018692KVYO is the preferred system for all growing retail brands. If you believe in klaviyo, now is the time to grab a good entry position.
I'm ok.
I just took physical delivery of a 12 pack of Alani witch's brew after hours from TGT
>>61018700
>>61018157+1.5%
>the 2nd pump
Nvidia carried the entire market today didn't they.
>>61018729WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
>>61018833NVDA is the market nowAlways has been but even more now. NVDA and Apple both green is pretty much a guaranteed + day on SPY. It also owns a shitload of CRWV which was up big today as well so it’s essentially holding like buying leveraged NVDA
>>61018756Still mad I didnt short it at 7.5 down to 5 last week. Too scared to try it again now
>>61018834your money is in good hands.
>Normies panicking over fake shutdown looming>https://youtu.be/x-XhUhokt6E?si=h3cS7YprT7DNnYVTThese niggas falling for it again?
>>61018876it's coming back to my hands, r-right???
NOBODY TOLD ME I SHOULDN'T BUY ABOVE 70 RSI
>>61018958What did you think RSI was for?
>>61018878Didnt trump keep the gov shutdown for 3 months last time?>>61018958Spy is above 70 RSI on the weekly
>>61018622nice gains. what are you trading? although you are HEAVILY biased net long and only have 2 positions. you are taking a shit load of risk. you're basically all-in on something, what is it?
>>61017319Otto has entered the chat
>>61018878Actually good for a real mashup.
>CoreWeave signs $14 billion AI infrastructure deal with Meta http://reut.rs/3Kqu3ktNext step:>NVDA will invest 14 billion in META
>>61019068I'll be lookin for it.
>JUST IN: Nearly 100,000 federal workers resigned this morning. >The largest resignation in history.
>>61019090Bullish
>>61019000TSMC net long, still undervalued.
I just bought a dozen eggs for 2.99
>>61019146you're trading just 1 stock?
buy GME puts thursday right before close
>>61019168Congrats
>>61019175No, I trade various things but I hold that position constant between 70-80%. Buy big dips and shave big moves
>KSLV opened todaygoing to be so fucking kinoKGLD is doing great btw
>>61019168no divvies, can't even sell calls. What's the p/e ratio of eggs? What even is the investment thesis here?
Somebody is sellering
>>61019168>buying during prolonged dump
>>61019193just imagine her deepthroating harvey weinstein
>>61019223>KGLD>up 13% last 3 month>shit for divsI need something like GDXU for silver i'm not buying some shit that returns less than the underlying are you a fuckin retard
>>61019268The whole guy? Fuck off with your vore fetish
i sold 5 figures worth of precious metals earlier this year and now im pissed because its up so much since thenfucking economics and shit, i just wanna wrench on my old car and enjoy a good nap, screw staring at charts this is so lame mananyways market is lame, and im sitting on 300k worth of SPY so whatever im hedged eitherway but i hope the market just TANKS over the next 4 months
> futures
I hate how correlated everything is to the US market. Equities all over the world, precious metals, commodities, bonds, crypto... Everything is affected by amerimutt bullshit. How the FUCK do I get away from them and their ponzi scheme of an economy?
>>61019325Every country on the planet belongs to America.Total domination.
>>61019325>How the FUCK do I get away from them and their ponzi scheme of an economy?start a real estate development in china
>>61019312SHUT IT DOWN (the government)
>>61019291Max pain. Equity Market goes sideways for 3 months while PMs and miners keep running 3 steps fwd 1 step bkwds.
>>61019312I found a yt clip I want to make free webm, how?
IT'S A SIGN
>>61019453>>61019453>>61019453NEW THREADNEW THREAD
>>61019193so 70-80% of your portfolio is 1 stock at any given time. holy shit.that is not trading my guy lmao but hey good luck out there. dont forget to take profits
>>61018502Teach us sensei!
