Creepy scary month edition! >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61021802
1st 4 GRRR2nd 4 GAMB3rd 4 MDA
wow spy hit a new ath againvery glad I sold my puts yesterday.not so glad I bought the KVUE dip early
Chewy anon update. Sold GCT calls for a $13,510 loss and bought Dell puts cause it is overvalued. I'm sure GCT will now moon, cause I was meant to suffer.
stateshits get fucked
>>61022921I stopped counting the 0 revenue "ai" tickers
>mfw I purchase a fog machine from AMZN next week so I can use it on Halloween night and return it the next day, well within the return windowNothin personnel Jeff
Grok gives me more accurate information than CGPT. I doublecheck'd for my biases about Musk and Altman. But CGPT really gave a lot of wrong data. Do you prefer some AI chatbots over others?
>>61022918Do NOT trust this poster
>>61022935I do not use AI. It fries your brain and poisons your soul.
We dump between 14th and the 17thMax pain is real.Market is fake.Never forget.
>INTcel>LACSURELY FANNY FUCKING MAY IS NEXT ITS ALL PART OF THE PLAN RIGHT??????2 WEEKS, THATS ALL ITS GONNA TAKE???!?!?RIGHT???????????
I am making a lot of money with my boomer index funds and bitfuck
First Majestic sisters
Possible cup and handle deployed at MP Materials (MP).
>>61022940I'm in a hole my smiggerI have fallen and I can't get upLol jk this is a 100K portfolio one day! You'll see, you'll all see!
Buy JPM
>green despite notional $140 losing covered calls I have no intention of closing
>>61022943look AI isn't even the future, AI is now. Everybody who doesn't use the AI is going to get left behind boss.Also, I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that while shutdowns in the past haven't been end of the world level events, theren's nothing saying that this one won't be catastrophic and lead to a total collapse of the American dream boss.
>>61022921I have enough dry powder to buy KVUE exactly one more time.Or I could maybe try not throwing good money after bad.
>>61022959So youre the nigger who shilled me GAMB
NEW S&P 500 ATH WE DID IT YET AGAINYAYYAY SMIGGIESYAY
>>61022966I am happy to remain in the past, then. The Amish seem to be doing lretty good.
>>61022921>KVUE dipHow is it a dip if this shit has been nosediving for months
>>61022954i dont see it
I'm so God damn fucking pissed.I just lost -$7,000 on puts.Nothing can stop this God damn gay nigger market.Not even a government shut down.I'm quitting trading.
>>61022966>>61022966>Also, I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that while shutdowns in the past haven't been end of the world level events, theren's nothing saying that this one won't be catastrophic and lead to a total collapse of the American dream boss.Keep dreaming about it Baggler. Surely THIS will be the time your dumb panicky ass is right, KWAB.
>>61022969You are welcome my smigga, hold it until the 2026 world cup and it will be a $20 stock I tells yaI've DCA down to $9ish and continuing to average down. November this stock reverses.
>>61022981Ironically your and every other gay bear's failed shorts are the reason we keep pumping so high
>>61022979
>>61022981History was on your side.
I love Jewish people
>>61022983(((They))) are going to come back to work just in time to tell everybody we have been in recession for 9 months boss.
Trading is a meme.If you look at the way SPY moves it doesn't make any sense at all.
My nvidia call is in danger wat do?
>>61023012Sell them to a bigger fool
>>61022977tsla was nosediving for months and see how that worked outthese bitches make bandaids. and tylenol. there is no scenario where they don’t rise above the current valuation by the next year
>>61023010people would rather be in SPY than cash. it makes perfect sense
>>61023012Buy more
>>61022981what tesla/spy puts does to a mf
>>61023010There's obviously no trading anymore. It's just one pump into the next. Slow, grindy and then jumpy.And all that on shutdown + 2x negative ADP.
When I die I will call God a nigger to his face because he wouldn't let my puts print.
>>61023023To be fair applying logic to Tesla is fucking meaningless
>watchlist is very green
>>61022996looks sketchy but we can pop from here. watch the 75 resistance. i was buying early september but now after the heavy volume, im not cautious
The fact that none of you faggots talk about TSM means it's got a lot more room to runExtremely bullish.
>>61021802Had I ignored that one anon from the other day I'd be up maybe $2k today. Instead it offset the majority of the loss from anon's "great" idea that ended up being a below break even sale had I held longer, except I sold most of it to reposition only to fail that. Still would've been a loss.
>Markets keep pumping after government shutdown>ADP report: number of jobs created in August was revised to -3,000 from 54,000Bros an epic stock market crash is gonna happen in 2026 lol
>>61023052my psychiatrist’s family invested heavily in tesla early on and made bank. they still hold. talked stocks with her today and it seems KVUE is a good idea to buy at such lows. is getting stock tips from psychiatrists a top signal or what
>>61023066who needs jobs when the market pumps on companies living of ad impressions which will always keep coming
>>61023066>ADP report: number of jobs created in August was revised to -3,000 from 54,000literal nothingburger. Find me one jobs report that wasn't later revised downward in the past five years. The algos are trained to react to jobs report data releases but not the revision. It's a scam to keep the pump up yes but also there's no consequences for america
>>61023066two more years
Guys look at my jobs report I beg you
>>61023069getting stock tips from a non-male is a top signalISHYGDDT
LLY sisters WTF
>>61023066But what about the black unemployment numbers?
>>61023078Today's report was -31k and expected was +50k. Now what?
>ASTS is now at 56 and the 10/17 50C I sold still isn't getting called awayok now i'm getting a little upset i could have been swinging the whole lot>>61023091Now we pump to new ATHsgood news is bullish for a strong economybad news is bullish for fed interventionboomers can't lose
When’s DOCS going back up.Bought this shit because of the congress
>>61023083thats bullish because the ai investments are already making huge gains!
>>61023091Bullish apparently>captcha: NGGTA
>>61023099once you sell
>>61022934That's not honest
Do i still pay tariffs during a government shutdown
>>61023069They didn't make bank if they're still holding, gotta know when to take profits.
i start furiously masturbating when a position moves against me
>>61023111The only thing that actually shuts down when the budget isn't voted through is Baggler's dumbass brain lmao. Still gotta pay the tarriffs, the post office still works, schools are open, buses are running, airports are staffed, etc.
>>61023066The general public is going to get a hard dose of reality that in order to hit the made up 2% bullshit target for inflation the economy needs to die
>>61023083
>>61023111Nope. Just don’t buy anything and you’re good
>>61023120just change the target to 4%
All in on mcd, ko, Walmart, amazonWill keep you guys updated with my order tonightI also bought a steam deck so it will be more fun to make 20 hours of overtime a week while playing thatNever coming down
>>61023091Everything is bullish! LFG!! S and Pee 10k by year end.
>>61023132Why didn't you buy boughted a Wog Ally?
>>61023129but anon that would mean wage growth we can't have that
>>61023132I forgot exxon and Verizon att split playDividends separate those who will live in the city on the hill and those who starve
this market doesnt feel right
Just got home from work. Why is the market pumping?
>>61023138I have no Australian stocks
>>61023141dax is running up way too fast
>we will layoff people if the gubment isnt fundedYou layoff people regardless if the government is functioning or not lelThis is an empty threat since DOGE
>>61023144lel
>>61023143Bad jobs numbers and govt. shutdowns are mega bullish
>>61023152https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X0pWc-aaHCY&list=RDX0pWc-aaHCY&start_radio=1&pp=ygUSSSBtYXkgbm90IGJlIGEgd29noAcB
>>61023118>>61023118>>61023118jej
can someone check if Bobo is still breathing
I'll post some images1/n
>>61023155Wait so we aren't getting the BLS unemployment data on friday because of it? Damn.
I want to do 15-20% per year avg the next 10 years am I delusional?
>>610231661 year ago2/n
>>61023173Now3/n
>>61023177>These images may seem mundane, but one has to consider that they represent just a tiny fraction of the datacenter development breaking ground across the country. This single facility represents 600 football fields filled with cables, fiber, pipes, generator sets, transformers, chillers, switchgear, cable trays, fuel tanks, batteries, copper busways, electrical components (2N redundant), pumps, air handlers, fire suppression systems, all the fancy actual computing and cooling gear inside the data halls and 200,000 tons of other equipment that collectively consume enough electricity to power the city of Seattle and must reject a level of waste heat 24/7 that creates thermal plumes visible on weather radar.<Each is literally a “Ludicrous Building.” And there are eight under construction on this single site. And this is just one of the Stargate data centers, there are many more. xAI’s Colossus 2, Meta’s Louisiana Hyperion, Microsoft’s Fairwater, Quantum Loophole, Nebius’ New Jersey DC, Amazon’s Pennsylvania Project, Google/Anthropic’s Project Rainier - just to name a few.4/n
>>61023182>Together, the current footprint of this complex is roughly the size of lower Manhattan5/n
>>61023132go to your local mcd, ko, walmart and ask them to speak to the managment, you are looking forward to become a major shareholder at their company and you would like to ask some questions.
I summon Bobo from thy depths to destroy the bulls and their overpriced trash useless AI.
>>61023187>Which pales in comparison to Meta’s Louisiana facility, which would stretch from the top of central park down to SoHo6/n
>>61023170you could literally just go all in on MSFT and beat that
> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH "The Basedbean Farmers of our Country are being hurt because China is, for “negotiating” reasons only, not buying. We’ve made so much money on Tariffs, that we are going to take a small portion of that money, and help our Farmers. I WILL NEVER LET OUR FARMERS DOWN! Sleepy Joe Biden didn’t enforce our Agreement with China, where they were going to purchase Billions of Dollars of our Farm Product, but Basedbeans, in particular. It’s all going to work out very well. I LOVE OUR PATRIOTS, AND EVERY FARMER IS EXACTLY THAT! I’ll be meeting with President Xi, of China, in four weeks, and Basedbeans will be a major topic of discussion. MAKE BASEDBEANS, AND OTHER ROW CROPS, GREAT AGAIN!"
>>61023170I think that is reasonable. SPY is already 14%.
>>61023195How do they power it? Nuclear?
Do you guys prefer looking rich or being rich?
>>61023207I like the plain jane git look. It is humble
>>61023195>These projects are so large that even multi-national corporations cannot fulfill the entirety of the needs, with multiple contractors and OEMs all working towards a singular goal: the largest industrial investment cycle for the United States since World War Two.>In short, “tech” has become truly capital intensive again for the first time in a quarter century. For the broader economy, this is an enormous development.>At the Stargate Data Center in Abilene, by mid-2026 eight buildings will be completed representing approximately 4 million square feet with a total power capacity of 1.2 gigawatts (GW). And this is just one site.>Five new Stargate sites are already in the permitting or construction stages (Shackelford will have its first building complete in H2 26) and there’s already discussion about expanding the Abilene DC by another 600MW.7/7>>61023204I have no idea.
don't understand bobosdon't want tobuy what i want in the market, simple as
Imagine not investing in UUUU
>>61023200What does Biden have to do with this? Literally nonsensical
>>61023170>am I delusional?Yes. You never experienced a bear market
>>61023207>loans
>>61023197Yeah great risk management there >>61023203I need to stock pick and active trade
>>61023217>I have no idea.GoodPlease keep it that way
>>61023222I rode down 5% on it lol>>61023228I say that because all you have to do is beat the average
>>61023207I was born poor so it doesn't matter how many figures my port is, my habits and style will never change
>>61023166>>61023173>>61023182>>61023187>>61023195b-bubble... *wipes sweat from brow* c-cisco.... *gulps nervously* b-bull t-trap.... *tu at collar*
>>61023207Car loans are absolutely retarded. Riding around in an old beater is the most based thing you can do.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
The hour turned, this is why money had to flow in.
>>61023225Those don’t last long and I have a strong cash flow so I welcome them accumulate assuming we will ever see a real bear market again, nothing can kill this stock market with the multiples ahead
>>61023191Ryobi fuckin sucks dick. Dewalt and Milwaukee are much better tools. Can't tell you how many times I had retards return Ryobi shit at my store because they keep breaking.
WTFWT
>IDNwhat are these dopes doing
>>61023204you're not supposed to ever use the n-word boss
>>61023245Exactly!
>INTCELWTFFFF FUCK YEAAAAH!!!But what are the news?
Fascinating
>>61023257WTFWTFWTF
>bobo enters the chat i believe it. the car loan stuff.
WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON WITH INTCITS JUST RIPPING LMAOKEEP GOING YOU WHORE PRINT MY CALLS BITCHI WANT TO REDEEM SAAR
>>61023249Everybody knows by nowThe cat left the oven, so to speak
>intelis it priced out again? Or is it in?
>>61023228>Yeah great risk management thereMSFT has beat the S&P 500 for 40 years in a row. have you even been alive that long?
is it another 3 years of bull market ahead?
>>61023195this looks like somethign out of factorio and I love itwhy is this data center causing liberals to seethe so much?
>>61023272Thank god no >>6102327410 at least
>>61023258What if you never retire?
>>61023262Turns out when you replace the annoying christcuck that quotes the Bible while his stock is tanking with a mean asian guy willing to layoff their useless employees and actually get to fucking work then the price goes up. My only regret was not accumulating more in the 20s.
>>61023204That's the bottleneck. There's not enough energy. And datacenters make Average Joe's bill more expensive
>>61023258i went part time to 2/days week at age 41. how long do i have?
>>61023280shekelbergs win
>>61023287>Intel goes up because of Trump>Trump was elected because of ChristiansYou're blinded by ideology
>AP - Intel confirms that "Hyper AI" is under development, with the capacity to exceed the capabilities of the human brain projected by the end of 2026.
>>61023290That’s exactly what I intend
>>61023297This is a good thing btw
>>61023299ironically if we get insane AI the play is also going to be energy companies lol
>>61023258rich people live longer the end
>CNBC>@CNBC>The government shutdown is likely to cement additional Fed interest rate cutsOmg this is the new narrative, insane
>>61023234As my grandma used to say, "Poor people have poor ways."Now excuse me while I go heat up my leftover canned soup in the microwave.
>>61023310The shutdown has nothing to do with it. It was the job revision. Turns out a 2% inflation target isn't founded in reality
>>61023310wow lets pump bros
>>610233152% is code for 10% idiot.
>>61023258>picintuitively, that seems like BSlike the thing that "gets you" in old age is an idle mind. leads to things like dementia, bad health habits, poor physical health, etc.it's got to be that there's a portion of people who *need* work and otherwise fall into this trap. like they don't have any hobbies or a strong social network. maybe i'm just projecting how my grandparents were.
>>61023299wow, i can confirm SuperGigaNiggerRaper™ AI is under development in my garage, can I get 1 Trillion valuation please
>>61023315Shut the fuck up with your 2% target bullshit
>>61023299shocking
>>61023297>>61023287ur retardedhope u sold the news
been thinking, all my stocks are going up but its small amounts split into like 10+ stocks.. im tempted to have larger amounts in less stocks, thoughts? i like big chunk numbers going up and losses
damn am i glad i sold my SPY $663p yesterday at a profitwish I woke up and chose to buy SPY calls though. looks like I’ll be a KVUE baggie
>>61023348Concentration builds wealth diversification protects it
>>61023332True my grandfather was a farmer and fell apart shortly after being forced to retire by my grandmother, he just sat in front of the tv all day and drank himself to death, some people just need work
>>61023299That's called a computer, and it can already do math on a scale that is way beyond what a human brain can.
>>61023310And it doesn't even make sense. The yields are barely down.
>>61023118I do that as well in other areas as a stress relief
that study is shit all it says is that hispanics die early to diabetus. t. ex insurance wörker
Why don't all governments just shut down? Look at DAX, even EU won't stop pumping.
every time I look at my portfolio my pp gets bigger and bigger. is that normal?
resisting the bearish urge to purchase SPY $669p
>>61023422The Republicans always say we want limited government, but then a shut down happens and they negotiate a opening. What they really mean is we want a large government that benefits us and not our political rivals.
Intel spooked my TSM but it's recovering lomoa
>Jan Van EckThis guy actually exists? What's his history?https://youtu.be/8XvbigZ1nn0?si=FElD9rJy1h0w8PRF
>>61023443The republicans have never made a serious effort to shrink the government in my lifetime and I'm already in my late 30s.
how can I turn 15k into 100k?
>>61023450t-they could start by releasing fanny before i kms :(
>>61023450DOGE was a serious effort. It may not have been very successful, but the involved people all wanted to see it succeed.
>>61023450They were actively against it during the sequestration budget of the great recession.
>>61023455deposit 14k leverage up the 1k simple as that. if you fuck up the 1k you need to wait until the 14k are at 15k again and then you try again. you wont turn 15k into 100k if you cant turn 1k into 2.CAPITAL MANAGMENT
>>61023458The department of government efficiency being run by a kid named Big Balls, showed exactly how serious it was.
>>61023447whats so uncertain? everything feels the same
>>61023458Not really, they cut areas they didn't like and expanded parts that they did to compensate. That's why the budget deficit hasn't really shrunk at all.
I swear chatgpt is actually fucking retarded and useless now
I don't get what's that bullish but it was somewhat obvious. The dump in AH, the recovery during EU, the change in trading rhythm at 10am.>>61021931
In case you missed it: China banned the import of BHP (Australian) iron ore.BHP produced 263 million tonnes of iron ore last year, 60% of it going to China.China imported 1.2 billion tonnes of iron ore last year, about 75% of the world's seaborne iron ore.The official reason is a "price dispute" but China has poured billions into the Simandou project in Guinea, West Africa which is expected to ship its first cargo of iron ore next month, November 2025.This is not a minor dispute. These are gigantic amounts of resources on the table.
CALLING ALL PL CHADS how we feeling today?
>>61023481Ya it won't write anything lewd now
>>61023497snpee 10k by year end. how can i bet the farm on that happening?
>>61023489bullish for african pirates.
>>61023503you could buy a 8200 DEC31 call for $40 which would be worth 180k if it hits 10,000
i sincerely hope that one anon who went all in on $670c is having a fantastic day
>>61023455>how can I turn 15k into 100k?in what time period?
Is it time for Jamie Daimon to say the stock market is overvalued again...lol
>>61023458Doge was literally a fucking bribe from Elon to fire people investigating him for white collar crimes and regulation violations Thinking Doge in anyway was about shrinking our government is insane cope, our government isn't bloated, we have too many people in our country and turns out, when you have a landmass as big as the USA you need people working in a million corners of itShrinking the US government is a myth that'll never happen
>>61023489so what does that mean? lower iron ore prices for the rest of the world?
I could have just continued adding to my comfy divvy stocks but no my retarded nigger brain just had to buy fannoid may
>>61023467this is probably good advice>>61023533let's say a year
>>61023539>my retarded nigger braini know that feel, i recently swinged my position and it went badlyI need to remind myself to just put my hands under my ass and sit silently
>orange man hates green energy
what made the market pump today like this?best day in weeks
This is fineThis pain is nothing compared to being khv at 31I actually enjoy losing money, it builds character as you can see
>>61023563apparently the government shutdown is bullishshoutout to the KVUE dip starting its V recovery
>>61023488AH will also be entirely flat. No movement, max 10 point swings, rather 5.
>>61023560Orange mango can't stop the solar train even if he wanted. It's just too cheap and the US needs electricity for these data centers.
>>61023563Probably cause lots of shorts getting fucked who think the government shut down would hurt the market. But they forgot clown!
>>61023575at least you've learned an invaluable lesson along the way. never trust yourself
N’s & J’s
>>61023590listening to N music...
>>61023590Now post your daily performance
>>61023575Why couldn't you just buy NVDA or TSLA like normal retard?
I bought Seiko Epson last week and now I'm down 7%. this world is cruel.
>>61023592I don't even know what song that is. No clue which album. So..
>>61023575Assuming you’re not disabled, how is it even possible to be khv at 31? Hell I’ve been in a wheelchair since I was 15 (slow progressing muscular dystrophy) and I still managed to get a few smooches just by hanging around the college thot bar back around 2015-2018. And no, I am certainly not a chad. Like… I can understand being a virgin as that’s difficult, but KH as well? Literally how?
>>61023618why would you do that
Can I get a QRD on Porsche?Is it a short?
>>61023622This is bait
>>61023590Ric Flair drip go WOO on a bitch
>>61023563The value of fiat currency is effectively a reflection of the power and stability of the government that issues it. Nobody wants to own cash so they trade it for other things like gold and stocks.
>>61023623thought it couldn't go much lower, their numbers look alright
Imagine not buying Snowline GoldIt's literally free money
>>61023634Dawg I aint lying, I just don’t understand some of these types of people.
>>61023636*VOO
>>61023039that just means there is too much cheap money aroundinflation in other words
>>61023643free tip: if you want to buy beat up stocks, wait for the breakout to the upside
galaxy digital holders online?
>>61023149stop shitting up the baord with your Dax obsession, you monkey
>>61023542read "the rule" by larry hite (the last pages)
>market was down in the morning but couldn't buy while doing wagie stuff
when is everything going to dump?
>>61023679sp is too cheap and doesn't move much. why the hell is everything else priced over 20k but sp is only <10k
It's over. Bears won.
I unironically think that bitcoin will make new all time highs
why are images loading like shitgetting tired of this kiked up 4chan and kikes targeting me because i keep hijacking their pro china threads on pol and raping groypers
>shuts downgoes up
what are these algorithms doing?
we just put a top on 1 min, it's over
>>61023716Fear not, we're at the MA100 on the 1 min.
>Entirely green>RDDT 10% downFeels good
only the last 5 minutes before the close matter anyway.
>>61023695>Bears won.
>>61023722The best days are when redditors suffer
>>61023694you fuckign retarded monkeythat is not how valuations work, you stupid fuckDax has a lower P/E than the S&P, below 20 in fact
>>61023728No wonder he's sucha faggot, he looks like Steven Crowder.
Is Opendoor still a play?
Dell is not supposed to be $148 until November. Be very carful. >yes you autistic fuck that was an on-purpose spelling error
P L U G P O W E R
>>61023716You see? DIAMOND support.
My cock is rock hard 358 million shares uncovered held short
Women owe me sex
I got stopped out of SOXL this morning, only made $120, could have made like $500...
IT IS STILL NOT TOO LATE FOR AMCR
>>61023732that however is exactly how leverage works. dax and tech might move 1% and its a huge leveraged move because of the bigger dollar amount involved but sp only moves some pocket change at 1% so it disappoints even with leverage
Even niGRRRs green.
Anyone tell me why we're retard pumping?
>>61023777government shutdowns are bullish
Is this what an invincible market looks like?
>>61023777Well we went down at the start which made valuations a bit cheaper and that means people buy so we go up!
Can you guys pump AVGO?I'm trying to get rid of it..Thanks I love you <3
>>61022907I moved another $15k into my brokerage today expecting everything to crash with the gov't shutdown but it's pumping instead, what the FUCK is going on??!??!?
Why did this God damn gay nigger market go up AGAIN?HOLY FUCKING SHIT JUST FUCKING GO DOWN YOU GOD DAMN GAY NIGGER MARKETWHEN I DIE I WILL CALL GOD A NIGGER TO HIS FACE BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T LET MY PUTS PRINT
>>61023797You have to buy now or you will have to enter at 700.
AND IT IS TUESDAYtuesdays are bullish too.
don't ask why, just enjoy the ride
>>61023777chances for 2 rape cuts this year are growing thanks to the jerbs still being shit.
think about it. there are neggros here who sold in april and who are still sidelined. lol
SOXL bros…
>>61023800Is your 3rd grim reaper bobo ready?
>>61023776:DGRRR is about to go on a generational run, we will convert the infidels
>>61023091>Now what?I guess the idea is that QE and ZIRP is getting closer and closer with every bad report which is resoundingly bullish overall.
everything is going to go up what the fuck
>>61023741lower high, it's ovah
>>61023821Doesn't it have to get at least a little bearish first? I guess it'll never be in real terms. I'm thinking I should price things out in swiss francs instead of dollars, yeah gold is real money but it's still pretty volatile.
>>61023823It is a short squeeze for the people that bet lots of money that the shutdown would make them money.
>>61023814Can you explain why NVDA is only up 0.05% and your stock is up 5%?
>>61023836I can, but I shan’t.
there is so much good shit to buy what the fuck man
>>61023844
I'm making a lot of money on gold mining stockswhy arent you?
>>>/bant/23392151>>>/bant/23392151>>>/bant/23392151>>>/bant/23392151>>>/bant/23392151baked chiggity
SOXL bros this is what it feels like to chew 5 gum. I just hope the pump lasts
gj Teslamongoloids > LATEST: Elon Musk has become the first person ever to reach a networth of $500 billion, per Forbes.
>>61023800Bearcucks are so mind broken lmao
>>61023810>bushMuh fucking dicc
>>61023868God bless such good stewards of capital
>>61023539What's SPLG?
tomorrow will be a selloff. bobos i hope you are still liquid.
>>61022981I do not understand the people who bet on things going down significantly. Bearism is definitely a type of gene expression. Capital is fleeing to the market because people be scared
>>61023810
Wait, Trump delays tariffs on pharma? LOL
>>61023883Lmao, don't tease the silly bears like that.There won't be a bear market this decade.It is the roaring twenties after all. But we know what comes next.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
>>61023883No. I'm not. I already lost everything.Fuck this gay Earth.I hope the market makers eat shit and die.
>>61023809Anon...
>>61023899-0.1%
Damnit I missed the order
>>61023597It’s a watchlist, only up $100 today on this account but here’s the 1 month>>61023636This
>>61023831>Doesn't it have to get at least a little bearish first?Doesn't seem like it...
>>61023899+1.57%
>>61023899Fidelity says up 0.15%, I would disagree and say up about 0.3% since it's counting longer dated calls against me
>>61023899>day +0.82% (1000€)cant complain
>>61023899>1D: +7.02%>1W: +20.39%>1M: +173.55%im the best "trader" on es em gee
>>61023899+17%. Good day.
>>61023899We thought you were dead!I had a bad day lol -0.7%Also I have beat the jeet allegations>>>/bant/23393336
>>61023914Sniff
>>61023899Suffering.
>>61023899Closed up 1.24% hitting a new ATH. What a wild fucking day lol.
>>61023899>DING DING DING DING DING>How did it go today?!?!We are back to selling crack for fat stacks
PHARMATARIFFS DELAAAAAAAAAAYED
I haven't had any long positions since 2022.I hope all Mumus eat shit and die.
>>61023899i made the right amount of money
>>61023899Today: +0.58%This Week: +0.68%This Month: +0.58%This Year: -29.26%new month new me fuck it>>61023918>We thought you were dead!i wish i were
>>61023899Finally a good fucking day
>>61023091The big dogs are selling while pushing the narrative to retail that stocks will keep going up when unemployment is high.
>>61023899+0.02%, but doesn't matter until TSM moves +/-6%
>>61023811Ah yeah, good call.>>61023812
>>61023936What'd you lose on?
>>61023936Back up over the -30% line, nice
thought about buying a 6715 SPX put ten minutes before close, but didn’t want to risk it. would’ve doubled lol
>>61023936I never clocked that the Ding Ding Ding legend was also the insufferable paper handed Liberation day guy. Small world! What do you hold now?
>>61023946anon sold the april bottom and didn’t rebuy until after markets pumped
>>61023899+0.58%
>>61023899Lost $11 cutting loose my GRRR anchor, and bought more ELBM.
>>61023899+1.77%QBTS 3.72%TSLA 3.31%RZLV 1.60%PLTR 1.38%AMD 1.37%TSLA biggest by volume. A MAG7 stock going from low $300 to $460 in what is supposed to be a bearish month, just wow.RZLV was up around 20% at beginning of day. The short reports are getting their pound of flesh.
>>61023961I quit even saying I bought my honda with cash because somehow that makes people sus.
>>61023899+0.64%My Intel bet keeps paying off
>>61023899+1.4%, 50% cash still :(
>>61023899+ 0.68%Week so far: +1.79%My stop loss triggered yesterday at open on miners and I essentially lost 1.3% but mistakes will happen
>>61023810i hate this retarded clown trend
>>61023961
>>61023936Put 10-20% into Figma. It's currently ridiculously oversold despite replacing 2/3 of Adobe's market offerings. Every single "knowledge worker" in NYC, SF making 130k+ interacts with Figma in some form. PT is 100 in 3-6mo.
>soxl up about 46% in a monthsurely this isnt sustainable
>>61023986It's leveraged retard. SOXX is only up 14% on the month, which is fine.
Anons, on the autist/schitzoid variety, what do you think about smith and wesson if you want to hold it during a general bear market under this administration?
Woah guys this leveraged security sure is moving a lot during a bullrun. How can this be?
>>61023899Today: +0.82%Current week: +1.23%
>>61023996i remember a time when people thought single digit % gains in a entire year is great
IT IS PRE-PROGRAMMED
>>61024001guns are a borderline luxury good and don't do great in bear markets, take a look at it compared to XLP (consumer staples)
>>61024008We're living through the biggest technological shift in the past decade. It's a straight pump until at least 2027.
What is the best stock i can buy right now for under $10?
>>61023899-$7800 on puts
>>61023918That stock was being manipulated by low volume early in the morning, once it dipped the volume went from 67k to 400k and normal people pushed it back up. I'm still holding to see where it goes.
>>61024021BBBY
>>61023899A measly + 1.14%
>>61024021snowline gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ICtCO8TCw&list=RD4r4nQUKvqrY&index=9my bears hold on
>>61024025>-$7800 on putsThere is always tomorrow
Well I blew up my account again today because these God damn gay maket niggers want to ignore all the bad news and stick their head in the sand like a fucking ostrich.
>>61024014Thank big unit. The fear and loathing of 2020 downturn is what I have in mind for the next bear market and that graph shows it nicely
I am so God damn fucking angry.
>>61024041Bad jobs news is good stonk news dumbass.
>>>61024041>Bad newsName one
I ordered a bunch of stuff on AMZN just so I have a reason to keep living a few more days
>>61024041>trading newsIt's your first year in the market, isn't it?
>>61024041>no, no, no, no!!! I'm a SMART BOY I deserve to be rewarded!!!1 Mommy the market is mean to me agaaaaaaain
>>61024045Why?
>>61024047Rising unemployment, still high inflation, still high interest rates, shinking GDP.SPY should be 400 tops.How does anyone disagree?
>>61024047ADP was like in July when everybody ignored it until August the real data + revisions came in and the market dumpedBetter even, both past months were negative in ADP
I simply dca each paycheck with some market buys on whatever looks good or what /smg/ shills mefeels pretty comfy, though i fear the day that i open up my portfolio to see it go way down
>>61024062the sum of all market participants just disagrees with you i wouldnt worry about it.
>a bunch of worthless idlers who didn't work will now officially not be workingWhy would that be bad for the stock market?
>>61024062>Sell>10000 dipshits buys the dip knowing that it'll recover (It always recovers)>you have to buy back the S&P 500 at a premium later
>>61024062the market thinks otherwise
The only way the market should be this high is if the economy is on fire and interest rates are near zero.I hope these market makers eat shit and die.
>>61024069With real data I mean the NFP with the revisions, not the fake numbers in june+july
>>61024062New paradigm
>>61024062You were just a little early, no matter, you'll have plenty of time to buy the dip later boss.
>>61023899+2.53%, helium and reneweables pumped my bags nicely.
Baker status? Finally unionized?
>>61024076Less people working = less people buying
>>61024094Everything is too expensive to buy.
>>61024094Fewer, not less. Less is for when you have an amount that isn't discrete, e.g. less water. But people refers to a definite quantity so you use fewer instead.
>>61024062>How does anyone disagree?see>>61023928
>>61024106GAMB is the cheapest it has ever beenGRRR is very cheap just signed a contract worth 4 times its market cap and has more in the pipelineMDA is cheap, has $4b in orders backlog, as much as its market cap
>>61024111True
>dividend and high income etf investors.How come they never talk about tax drag?
>>61024093For free? In this economy? With the jobs numbers that just came out?
>>61023622just be antisocial and never approach grills. then do that for years and years. i work in customer service and have big social skills from there. getting grills is easy. just bee yourself.
cash gang post your face being comfy on the sidelines.
>>61024148
>>61024148I made $5k today and cashed up>mfw calling my broker to sell
>>61024148I was cash gang until i had 30k in my account. Now I DCA anything above that into market buysIm sure its not the most profitable, but it feels good knowing my portfolio could completely collapse and I'd still be safe
>>61024148This cash is burning a hole in my pocket.Dubs decides what I spend it on
>>61024134qualified dividends have good tax treatment. the people that think they are beating the system with high yield ETFs are a different case
>>61023899+1.05%, verything was green today
>>61024134Hopefully because they are at or near retirement so the taxes won't be too significant because they have no job.
>>61024163Hmm... Yep, 1000 more into INTC.
>>61024168I could see a case for it in near or at retirement, but you got people in their 20s-40s accumulating when they can just shuffle into it at retirement instead.
>>61024163the biggest meme shilled here. also check em
>>61024163Zimbabwe bonds
>>61024199lmao
glasgow smile
>>61024163You will buy FNMA to morally support the guy
>>61024134For the same reasons why we don't talk about it for our option plays. It's all about getting additional income for reinvestment for time value of money and those reinvestments will be on qualified dividends.
>>61024194I mean, if it isn't enough to push them up a tax bracket, then it still isn't a problem. The worst that happens is they get taxed at ordinary income. Do you complain when you get a raise at your job?
I heard you were betting against America
Make a new thread you lazy fucks
>>61024163TV License bossdubz get!
>>61024227Anon you're gonna kill yourself at this rate
>>61024227Yea because everything fucking sucks.This gay retarded pump started in 2023 with Biden so it has nothing to do with Trump being in office.
>>61024227stop eating goyslop bro
>>61024235I'm on sarms and cardarine, my calories stay around 2k tops I've been dieting and have lost 23lbs in 10 weeks>>61024240America can't lose the game is rigged, time to accept it>>61024270It's good for me, a double cheeseburgers is basically the best thing you can get on the road in terms of health and that isn't even trolling
Always sucks when the market runs and your stocks lose you money.
where the fuck is the baker, should we chip in and purchase a h1b1 indian?
>>61024240Markets are not at all the economy. Your problem is conflating them together. The markets can pump just fine even though the economy is weak. Part of it is delusion, part of it is inflation, part of it is sector rotation, and part of it is simply that despite the poor and middle class getting poorer, the rich are still getting wealthier.
>>61024311Baker lost too much money. Only Bobo can bake.
>>61024289>a double cheeseburgers is basically the best thing you can getthis, it's the liquid jew and fries that are the empty calories in such a meal
>>61024311fuck off phoneposting tourist
I'm thinking about buying a printer so I can draw tism lines on real paper.
>>61024344say that again and see what happens (my fist....your face)
>>61024365>>61024365>>61024365NEW THREADNEW TREAD
>>61023899+1.6%
