Anonymous (ID: 97rDX3Dw)
10/01/25(Wed)17:56:42 No.61024557

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Anonymous (ID: 97rDX3Dw) 10/01/25(Wed)17:56:42 No.61024557

I have a solution to prevent an insane market crash from the AI bubble
We all know we’re in a bull market and eventually it ends, nobody knows when
Timing the market is impossible
A crash now would be disastrous

The solution?
lie as much as possible and pump the market as hard as we can

>Fed cuts rates to -0.1%
>Trump posts the buy signal on truth social
>OpenAI launches AI TikTok with brainrot and porn
>Gov announces strategic reserve of Bitcoin and Trump Coin
>Defense companies declassify alien tech (new alien bubble)

SPY reaches $1000

>disclosure of intelligent alien life
>invade Venezuela (more alien tech hype)
>new defense contracts everywhere

SPY reaches $1500

>Tesla announces alien/AI-powered cars and robots
>Elon plan to colonize mars by 2027 (obviously fake)
>China and Russia also “declassify” alien tech
>Trump says USA has direct alien contact (aliens actually hate us)

SPY reaches $2000

>public debt paid off with Bitcoin

At this point:
>can’t pump anymore
>market crash inevitable

The solution:
bricks and Krylolon Metallic Gold

>Fort Knox “has more gold than ever thought”
>we buy gold and toilet paper


SPY crash to $600 (At the point we are now)

>gov & corps say aliens never existed
>all “evidence” was AI generated
>nobody knows what’s real anymore

Market crab for 1–2 years
>nothing ever happens beans
Ok Siri, stop typing