violence against women edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://tradingeconomics.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>61028310
>>61029384Uh she's not young
Who is going to marry her?
>>61029384could we stop getting /pol/ bait as OPs please
Confess.
Thoughts on just saying "fuck it" and going all in on TQQQ?
>>61029397Nobody hopefully
SCHD bros where we fucking at?
>>61029384weinsteins girl
I'm just not buying at these retarded valuations. Sorry, I'm just not!>it will keep going up 25% a year foreverThen there's no rush to get in, since I can be a multi-millionaire in a little more than a decade with compounding returns like that, and retire comfortably regardless.>it will not keep going up 25% a yearThen I'm not missing out on life-changing money.
>>61029398/pol/ board
All you have to do is buy every single dip. It's that simple.
Reminder that SCHD dumped harder than the S&P during the massive tariff crash and still down 20% while the S&P hits new ATHs every day. It is NOT safe and NOT a hedge and holds a bunch of retarded junk companies now to keep unsustainably propping up the divvy.
>>61029402i regret not buying more of my profitable stocks and less of my non profitable stocks
>>61029402I only do market buys
>>61029417You could buy, ride it up, and then get out once it reverses course.Or you could DCA regardless of direction.Both will generate more money in the long term than sitting on cash.
>>61029397not me
VDY chads we literally can't stop winning
The best thing about this is that a lot of the big names aren't even pumping. Stocks like Amazon, Google, and Meta are all trading below their forward earnings values right now. As soon as the current batch of stocks start to stall out, big money will start dumping into them, and they'll pump for a while until they start to stall out, then it'll go right back to the other batch.This is literally a jackpump. It's pumping off of two sides. The pump will continue.
Dumb retard cunt should be beaten to death
Are you JACKED TO THE TITS essemgee?
I just put 4k in my accountBought some GDXJ, SIL, and EXKAny other recommendations for shit to buy?
>>61029397WEinstein After jail
I missed the generational bottom on PayPal.
>>61029445Sweaty Developer Sex with Steve Ballmer
>>61029426"Ride it up" implies I know it will keep going up, a form of timing the market.DCAing has been proven to perform worse than going all in at once.I don't care if dipshits keeping pricing in the next 170 years of prosperity today. I don't care if they keep doing so for another 5 years. I'm not buying until the CAPE ratio is under 30.
just one straight line for 5 months
>>61029459>DCAing has been proven to perform worse than going all in at once.But better than just holding onto your money, no?
>>61029459If you don't want to time the market then you should be buying right now.You are trying to time the market by waiting until your metrics say it's undervalued.
>>61029384Well that roastie certainly got 'violated' by harvey weinstein
>>61029384Holy shit she actually said this. I thought this was just a meme. She's at the stage (35) of a woman's life where she's started to realize the whole family thing isn't going to happen and front running the cope to deflect the emptiness. It's a brutal stage for normal women but she's rich so will insulate some
>>61029453stablecoins are going to boost paypal to 100
LESS VOLUME PLS
>>61029476She could start a family overnight if she wanted to. Finding a high-value man isn't that easy but she could get pumped full of donor sperm and raise the kid as a single mom.
>>61029464Not if I catch the top and get hit with the 10% pullback and subsequently sit through the decade of sideways movement it would take to get the CAPE ratio below 30.>>61029467I'm not timing the market. I'm looking at a product with a price tag that is astronomically higher than it's worth, and I'm leaving it on the store shelf and turning 360 degrees and walking away. Stocks cannot possibly do anything for me at these prices unless a greater fool buys them from me, and I'm not willing to "invest" on that assumption.
>>61029421SCHD lives in your mind rent free while I comfily collect divvys
>>61029487>I'm not timing the market, I'm just waiting for the price to come downokay
>>61029482
>>61029478They have so many avenues of growth it's retarded the PE is so low. Plus they buy back like 10% of the float a year because they have so much free cash. Still the stock performs like shit. No explaining it.
As of today I dropped another 5% of my cash allocation into a broad index fund.I am now approx ~14% cash, hoping to be 0% cash by December 1st before my end year bonus.Just in time for the mega crash.
>>61029487>Not if I catch the top and get hit with the 10% pullbackIsnt the point of DCA that you put just a bit of money in at a time, so that you can grow the invested money whilst having a nice safety net and putting yourself at a big risk if it all goes tits up?
>>61029504>and *NOT* putting yourself at a big risk
Took some profit on RKLB, love the stock. Hoping INVZ pops off bigly.
>>61029494Call it whatever you want. I'm not buying this garbage at this price. Sorry!>>61029504Maybe I'll put a bit into something when the CAPE ratio is 35 then.
>DUOL
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPDUMPINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGTESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI LOST 1000 EUROS ALREADY
The secret to being wealthy is just invest in ETFs and never sell. It really is that easy
>>61029532It's up 33% in a month. Calm down
>>61029530Sure but learning a second language is fun though
Anyone long-term on SOFI?
>>61029530Duolingo isn't losing out to AI translations. It's losing out because the product sucks ass and has been getting progressively worse for a decade.
>>61029485>She could start a family overnight if she wanted to. Finding a high-value man isn't that easyTherein lies the dilemma
>>61029487Stocks have looked overvalued for as long as I've been interested in the stock market. When I first started, Amazon was ridiculously overvalued being a company with no margins and two years of losses (2012 and 2014) and people wondering how such a company can be worth ~$130bn. I've long since given up on trying to rationalize or feel for the market. I just put money in over time as I get paychecks.
>be me 26>NW 16k (5k bank (7% yearly) and 11k (gambling)>salary 1.6k monthly>no expenses live with senpai>11k picking stocks leveraging x5 or x10 and trying to hit the 100k mark before i slow down and actually invest>If I don't gamble I will only have 50k when I'm 30 and whats the point>Right now been 6months on this -5k overall, went from 5k to 22k to 13k to 3k to 11k(currently) trading a specific stock with margin>betting EOY price of $30 currently $19.2 will enter $18.8 and my hope is i don't get margined and ride it. Had a similar run like this from $12 to $18 which was me holding 2 months with margin>Am I doing it right? What other option do I have?By christmas I either have 7k on my bank and that's it, or I have 7k in my bank plus capital for a portafolio of 50k+ to do as I want and invest smartly for when I'm 30-35 have actual money. I'm hopeful, all I need is one stock boomin..all it takes is one chance and a good entry to ride
Hello /smg/ I just came here to share with you an amusing anecdote.I started investing in 2024, basically put my miniscule networth of ~8k into stocks, made some mediocre trades and in the end just decided to put into ETFs and stop looking at it. The 'smart' choice.Now in late 2025 everything is up substantially, even the shitty EFS I pick. Should have about ~20% returns. Today I go to my brokerage and my account barely moved an inch>wtfTurns out my brokerage was charging me 40 fucking Euros every fucking month after sneakily changing their user rules into 2025.That is 480€ per year. Which means on my poorfag account I need to make 16.6% returns yoy JUST TO BREAK EVEN. This isn't even factoring in the cost of actual trades, taxes and so on.If you're a poorfag the system is so rigged against you it is fucking impossible to escape without taking insane gambles.I will now kill myself.Have a good day everyone.
>>61029566Maybe it has felt overvalued, but the CAPE ratio is an objective metric. It truly is mathematically overvalued right now, the second most expensive it has ever been in history. I will be content with 6% a year in my HYSA until stocks pull back. I will not place my bets on retards buying shit from me at an even more retarded price at a later date.
>>61029485It's more a matter of continually having such an off-putting attitude towards men when there's a huge hypocrisy behind it all (Weinstein).This is why guys like Sydney Sweeney. A pretty face who also clearly fucks high-level execs but she doesn't whinge like this.
>>61029397>35Moon shot came and left on that one already sorry.
>>61029587what broker ??
>>61029572>Am I doing it right? What other option do I have?Get a better paying job and stop gambling
>>61029553Yes. Just bought more @25.5 today.
>>61029587That sucks anon.
>>61029404I did that and panic sold and then switched to QLD because I feel better about 2x than 3x. I could have easily held and been fine but I didn't and it was stupid.
>>61029384The only thing pressuring girls to get married are themselves (the wall and biological clock)
Thoughts on STUB?>>61029572Hold more ETFs
>>61029397i will, but only if she apologizes for her car
>>61029532As long as TSLA holds above $440 today, you'll probably be very happy tomorrow.
Do women still list whether or not they took the vaxx on dating apps?
>>61029634No - some right wing women will explicitly say they didn't still
>>61029620>Thoughts on STUB?trash
>>61029630Is $3 Tesla $450 calls expiring tomorrow too degenerate.
HGRAF
what is the best book about investing and trading that you have read so far?
>>61029599fagex
>>61029653HGRAF owes me sex!
>>61029630based on what?>>61029653>>61029658yoooooooooooooooooowhat happened??
>>61029634ive seen it
>>61029654boglehead wiki
>line went back up lol stay mad bobos
>>61029384Any ASML holders here? I bought a bunch earlier this year and am currently up 50%. The stock is currently approaching its previous ATH. Do you guys have a target price in mind?
What do you guys do with your VOO dividends
>>61029662>what happened??i guess the pullback is overwe're not really going to explode until we get EPA approval though
>>61029445Came here to say this:IM JACKED TO THE TITS ON PUTS(expiration december so im safu)
>>61029572>>11k picking stocks leveraging x5 or x10 and trying to hit the 100k mark before i slow down and actually investwow the market really is a impatient->patient money transfer machine
is it a good time to get some $PLUG? Was thinking about 200 EUR to accompany Hydrograph and Lithium Americans, which are both down so not sure what I am expecting.
Why is trump so obsessed with making a straight green line up. Why have market corrections been deported?
>>61029675added to my BOXX stack. dont really feel like buying more s&p at these levels
>>61029690The market will correct itself in first quarter 2026 just like it did this year.
>>61029690Why do you want the line to go down? Surely you aren't a communist, or worse yet, a Bobo?
>>61029654chatGPT 4.0, just asking it dumb questions and getting into long discussions. 5.0 has been insufferable, i no longer do this.
>>61029537why do you keep reposting my image?you dont even notice that i had to blur the ai autism at the bottom do you
>>61029668I need you to explain to me boglehead, didn’t 2008 prove that just because you have a gorillion diversified investments that doesn’t matter at all if they’re very shit investments? Doesn’t this disprove that you can diversify your way into gains?
Tesla's market cap today moved down by 1 Ford market cap
>>61029717>gorillion diversified investmentsmeanwhile every etf is fucking 10% nigvidia except for 1S C H DC H D
>>61029722Buy the dip?
Is this even a real market? what are they doing? It's just fuckin dead
>>61029733you could have said the exact same thing in June and now...
>>61029717>i must make gains in eveyr market!!!you won't last kiddo. bear markets are a time for capital preservation and survival. not gains
>>61029731Minor etfs have 0 niggervideos
>>61029746cool whats their dividend and dividend growth?
>>61029722>Tesla's market cap today moved down by 1 Ford market cap
Have to report early. Every time I think about trimming the stocks rip more.
>Trump Making Plans To Send Billions In Cash Bailouts To Farmers With Taxpayer Money – @politicokek>>61029741June was the Israel-Iran thing. August was a pain in the ass too.
>>61029676next stop 5 cad?
>>61029731Exactly what I’m saying, quality over quantity sometimes.>>61029743I don’t understand, that is literally the boglehead philosophy.
>>61029422>>61029424Thank you for sharing, anons.The baron will now read out your sentences.
>>61029521>Took some profit on RKLBTheir big test is their first Neutron flight. If it succeeds the stock will rip. If the first flight is while the market is open I will have my finger on the sell button in case it blows up.
>>61029684IMO this is still a good time if you're willing to take a bit of a gamble. The next 6 months are pretty crucial for the company and if it manages to go through them while continually reducing costs and increasing revenue, the price could skyrocket. If everything goes juuuuuuuuuust right for them I can see them reasonably hitting $30 at some point in the next 2 - 3 years. I'd only really recommend it if you feel comfortable gambling with the money you want to put in it and intend to hold for at least 6 months to a year, likely a bit longer.
>>61029690Stop boboing yourself into bankruptcy. Why do smg regulars keep doing this to themselves?
>>61029784i'm not going to pretend that i'm better at evaluating price than the rest of the market. i make as much money as possible via waging and then just buy whatever is simple so i dont think to think about it. the less time i dedicate to investing the better. that's served me well.
>>61029792thanks fren, sounds about me alrightyhope the money arrives soon
>>61029704>>61029794Jpow said stocks are fairly overvalued. Are you saying stocks are always perfectly valued?
>>61029572>>61029600this is the only right answer
>>61029790Those in RKLB will know we've been hearing about Neutron for a while. It's why I'm taking profit on the run-up. Currently playing with house money and I'm not worried if anything happens if there is an explosion.
i leave so much money on the table by sell covered calls
>>61029487>>61029591ignore all these retards anon you're using your brain and handling riskI'm investing both for retirement but also for a housing upgrade in <5 years. I DCA into US indexes but adjust how much I DCA based on valuations.I've kept it kinda low the past few years but during 2022 and liberation day I started upping my DCA again because valuations were less extremeexpected ROI at today's valuations is dookie, so I put funds into safer or alternate things instead. buy what's low (or at least, lower)at best it drops back to normal valuations and you get to load up on cheapsies with the cushion you've built upat worst it continues to climb and you get slightly less gains than you would otherwise, but with exponentially less stressthis is especially important if you risk losing your source of income when things go south. holding through a crash is tough, but having to sell at the bottom is worsepeople have been lulled into high risk complacency by this post-08 environment of low rates, high stock growth, AND low unemployment
UUUU bought the dip right anon?
RZLV puts looking zesty
>>61029826a-atleast a profit is a profit r-right
Fuck tech I'm buying KO
>>61029807I am saying that right now, with upcoming interest rate cuts, buying shares in growth companies is a good idea because there is more growth when debt is cheap. You can poo and pee all you want, the market is not irrational at this moment.
>>61029826My brother was telling me how he sells covered calls and keeps rolling them out to hold on to the shares. I think the few contracts he sold for google this year is -20,000 and extends to 2028 kek.
Making BIG DICK money today, boys!
My portfolio is crabbing since monday
>>61029402My stop loss triggered at -0.7% today on all in gold and silver I panicked 3 minutes later and bought back in at -1.5% then it plummeted to -5% at like 11:30 todayIf I had just been patient and used the stop loss as intended I would have gained $3,000 today but I am going to lose $2,000 instead
>>61029794if there's one thing I learned is that in bull markets however high you think it will go, it will go even higher. same for bear markets, you have to be really patient to try and time anywhere near the top/bottom
>>61029854How?
How do I cope with the 100 SoundHound calls I sold this morning for 30 cents now being worth $1.40?
Worth the electricity
>>61029859Up, sideways, down
>>61029858otherwise picking tops would be easy but it isnt.
>>61029384>pressure to get marriedOutside of a few conservative organizations in America, who is pressuring young people in the english speaking world to get married? This just feels like she is making stuff up for media attention.
>>61029863take the $3 grand you made and invest it in SPY puts boss
Are baba and bidu still a good buy or have I missed the money
>>61029875She should have said the pressure to have sex
IM just a buy and hold guy
When your strategy is to buy meme-esque stocks and hold for a 3ish year time horizon (and not trying to look at charts every day), what’s the best strategy for realizing gains? I’m up like 800% on PLTR and like 200% on AMD but I just don’t know what to do at this point. Stay in? Rotate out? What do I base that decision on?
>>61029863you were supposed to BUY and HOLDI've been holding 100 shares all yearIm just waiting for it to moon like palantir
>>61029876How are you holding up with the shutdown baggler? Are the roads still working? Is the mail still being delivered? Has the sky finally fallen yet? Lmao.
>>61029421If people actually want a proper dividend ETF they should look into foreign ones. Found an actively managed one a month ago that was focused on Central and Eastern Europe. Had same capital appreciation as SPY with fees accounted for.
>>61029893Would you buy those stocks at their current price?If not, sell.
>>61029384Where's Emma??
>>61029662>based on what?440 was the resistance for the past week. Today's sales report was positive, so if all of the sell-the-news types are gone by the end of the day and it stays above 440, TSLA should run up through the rest of the year on seasonality alone.Q1 would be a different story if there isn't some concrete numbers on Robotaxi by then.
>>61029893If your strategy was to buy the meme surely the exit strategy would be to sell the meme
>>61029899well the economic data, which was going to confirm the recession, wasn't released. so there's that boss.
I leave for an hour and this market melts up. seriously wtf.
>>61029905Why the fuck did that get deleted Jannies are so mentally ill it's unreal
>>61029939Personally im fine with /pol/shit removal
>>61029921Your thesis was wrong, you are losing money. It's fine, but don't double down and lose more money
>soxs down to 4.57whens the reverse split?
>>61029958>losing moneyMy TSLA put options are going through the roof boss.
threadly reminder to buy rosh hashanah and sell sukkotI know that some of you got this backwards.
>>61029921Ah dang you were so close then Baggler! Shame about that report. I hope you continue to make it through this life altering total government shutdown we're all living through at the moment. It must be very scary for you, good luck with your puts though! I'm sure the market will finally wisen up to how much of a smart little boy you are.
4chan has become a reddit tier dystopian shit hole
>>61029965And your spy puts?
>>61029970How
>>61029656Baazex? Their homepage is just AI generated pictures lol. If you are just long and eurocel even basic normie broker like Lightyear is ten times better than what you described.
>>61029973I don't have any SPY puts. Those are what you're supposed to buy after you close the TSLA puts boss.
>>61029976by a bunch of fags fleeing reddit because they censor wrongthink too hard
>>61029587>also started in 2024 but with 50k>euro>invest in safer small european companies I've researched and stuff like amzn or tsla (tsla bought right before trump winning the election)>my based retard friend (who started before me and lost a lot of cash gambling on shit stocks) is also starting to go up big time after trump's victory>realize some very decent gains at year start, get greedy and envious of my friend making so much cash by basically going "hehe money go brrrrrr hahahahaha" >put ALL that money into small cap shit, make A SHITLOAD of moolah>think that this isn't sustainable, want to close these positions while I'm ahead>you crazy bro? look at trump pumping the ai sector, the space sector, look at the company he keeps, his entire presidency will be based around pumping stocks>damnhemayberight.jpg>keep them>the great tariff beheeming starts>al of these companies go 40-60% down>consider killing myself for my stupidityStill could've been worse, I've kept all of them (they were small caps but still promising, i'll even keep some of them), now with the dollar going down I'm still in the red but one more pump will be enough for me to break even.
this has had heavy accumulation within the last few weeks. get ready for $3 any day now.
>>61029970>has becomeIt has been since 2010, what can you do.
who recommended gme puts the other day before close? :^)
>>61029987it's mainly the tranny jannies
>someone in /smg/ shilled me UUUU in 2020>check and I'm now up 500%thanks UUUU anon
So tell me how many of you sold today
>>61030004this was me unironically. I'm not even joking. I bought it around $2-3 and then continued to shill here. I emailed Chalmers and he wished me a merry christmas. I also made those 4U memes with apu playing in the mine. I shilled it HARD and the worst part? i sold too early and went all in on NVAX like an idiot and blew up my account.
>>61029997some guy posting under the name "anonymous"not sure how to view someones profile on this website
>>61030005I bought more silver
>>61029994I think its gotten worse in recent years with a lot of other boards being filled with twitter and reddit screenshots, which used to be rare and often mocked
>>61029969When the planes start falling out of the sky because they couldn't figure out that the year 2000 is going to be bigger than 1999 and you can't get your order at McDonald's because nobody is there to take your cash at the register, you'll see what I was talking about all along boss.
>>61030004I bought too in early 2021>>61030010Rip, my worst mistake with UUUU was swinging it in 2021 but still up heavily since thenI remember we memed when miners will be sponsors on sport clubs
>>61030005I daytraded IVDA and made about $2k.
>>61030015I kneel
>>61029939>nooo why my offtopic garbage get deleted`
>>61029947okay liberal cuck
Here comes the selloff boys. Hope ypu sold the blowjob top
>>61030021Yeah true, damn shame but it feels like it's too late at this point.
>>61030015for me it's AGQ
>>61030010based anon, I should have bought more than just a token amount but I didn't have many funds back then.
Where is darkpools anon? I thought the big boys were selling at unprecedented levels
>>61030022>o-one of these d-days, you'll see!The cry of the bear
dell bros how we feeling
>>61030053Just dont like twittard drama on my board, sorry mate>>61030058Best you can get is altchans, but those are all slow as shit and you cant really discuss /biz/ on them since they're so slow. Posting quality is at least a bit more decent
>>61029993been stacking this. Hoping meta buys them out.
>new sexo dropped>stock went up 10%cant make this shit up
GDXJ/GDXUYay or nay?
When to sell intel?
I'm too stupid to not keep buying KVUE. Who let hgraf out?
Based FICO dabbing on Equifax, Experian, and Transunion
>>61030084Listen, the Jews all have today off because of Yom Kippur, so the only people doing any trading today are non-jews and those retards don't know how to sell. Just wait and see boss.#TheBigOne #YomKippur #GovtShutDown2025 #WWIII
>Wall Street buys Trump tariff refund rights from cash-strapped US importers
Even the last 10 min are atrocious today lmao
Enough of the "how did you do posts" at the bell, its just one faggot farming (You)'s
anytime now
>>61029587Poor people are such fucking morons, imagine saying this to a middle class investor and expecting them not to call you a retard to your face. This is like getting payday loans without reading the APR and getting bent out of shape that you didn’t know about it
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>610301763.35%
>>61030152baggie has to be right, this was so bad.
>>61030176+7.09% :)
>>61030176Sorry for the delay, got a connection error
>>61030109Please go to /finance instead
>>61030176-0.18% (I did not sell the morning pump)
>>61030176Very well, but I'm waiting for Tomorrow when #TheBigOne comes around. We're bombing a bunch of foreigners and it's going to be a beautiful thing boss.
>>61030168Nobody reads the replies or cares. If ypu made a lot or got rugged then you can post. No one gives a shit about your 0.1% gain. Fu king losers
>>61030168+.029%
>>61029587>480€ a yearthis is bait, fuck off
>>61030176>up 0.98% todayAt $159k total, woohooo
>>61030176How the fuck am I green today
>>61030168But i need to let people know how i did>>610301761D: 0.68%1M: 7.4%YTD: 13.59% (opened account in June)Bought a lot of silver today
tesla killed memy heart is literally bleeding, my stomag hurts, i want to hurl
I am officially fomoing into soxl
>>61030176you tell meawesome dayexcept tesla... this -7% was -1000
>>61030176+0.5% (usuryfolio)
>>61030176+1.00%SOUN, ITNC, and NVDA chads RISE UP!
>>61030158>Wallstreet buys rights to tariff refunds>Supreme court declares tariffs illegal, government pays Wall Street billions (because they own the rights now)>Wall Street buys SOXL with the money>I cum
>>61030176+2.06%RZLV 24.01%RGTI 18.60%QBTS 13.96%HOND 5.10%MP 4.92%HOOD 4.71%AMD 3.48%PLTR 1.13%Nicely spread-out day. I'm rooting for you, AMD.
>>61030218Soun rejected again at $18. I'm afraid tomorrow will be ugly. We are cooked hound bros. Also I missed the generational bottom on PayPal.
WHEN WILL IT BE BOBOS TURN
>>61029587you get exactly what you deserve, poor RETARD.
>>61030176+1.61%
>>61030204Last week I sold deep ITM puts for TSLL. I am so glad I woke up early for about 3 minutes, bought the puts back and captured 70% of the premium. I went back to sleep for 3 hours. When I woke up TSLL was down 7%. Thank you Lord for waking me up early
>>61030176WELL I FUCKING DID IT AGAINANOTHER SHITTY DAY IN MY SHITTY NIGGER LIFEive gotta be literally retardedi saw HEY A NEW ATH WOWIE and thought heh watch me buy puts and lose everything, fuck it dumb nigger clown market might as well buy callswelli lost everything on callscouldnt buy the fucking bottom because i was broke, missed out on the V recovery and i managed to scrounge about 50 bucks from whatever i could salvageGOD I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING!!!!!!also fuck dell that pos was supposed to go upthe worst part is i did buy puts but heh line went up for a few minutes so were goodnahits only over when im out of money thoughstill got my GAMB callsi used to get mad at myself now im just depressedi do retarded shit and i losei do smart shit and i loseguess ill just slave away forever
will we talk about mushrooms now? it is very calming.
getting absolutely cucked by fidelity because there system won't let me sell covered calls goddamit i hate jews again
>>61030230It will be ugly but that's what happens when you're on the meme stock.
awesome
I have a new financefu...
Ah fuck... my ESPP hit my account yesterday and it's fucking up my spreadsheet cost basis numbers, so it's going to look like I made money that I didn't
>>61030282They want you to hold onto your nvidia shares
>>61030271it feels good to be too retarded to attempt option trading
oh if you own shares and buy puts in fidelity you can't sell calls on those shares because fidelity fucking marries them to your puts for some asinine reason
>>61030307Isn't option trading just saying you want to buy 100 shares of a stock you want at 30 and watching in horror as the price falls down to 20?
was 9k on oklo put it went down to 3k today 6k loss on my paper account
>>61030176+1.29%How much longer can we just keep going up?
>>61030315imagine the other side of that trade
>>61030307yea man i just sit here all the time and ask myself if they are selling euro or american options. thinking about risk.
>>61030307the worst part is i was up to 15k after the april recovery, then i did a bunch of dumb shit like CRWV puts (i was fucking right but way ahead of my time), lost money on other shit like ASML and DOW, did 0dte and lost some more, now ive barely got 400$ of GAMB callssomeone shill me the stupid fucking garbage i can buy with 39$ and i WILL buy it and post it hereitll probably be more successful than whatever i try to do
>>61030310Are you trying to sell them at the same price and expiration date as ones you own? Wtf.
>>61030315option trading for me has been 50% down 100% up
>>61030315Quit picking shitty stocks then. Options trading is the easiest money of my life. It's single handedly driving my retirement plans.
>>61030315No idea, too retarded for it.And honestly looking at the ratio of horror stories:huge gains makes me feel that im best sticking to old reliable market buys
>>61030328That's the problem with options. You dont really want to put yourself in a position where you HAVE to be right by a certain date and time
does anyone even do european options?? what is the default?? american right? it is more expensive. makes sense. never in my live would i buy an option especially not an american one.you literally compete against people like nassim nicholas taleb. what the fuck is wrong with you. have you seen his massive head.
>schdHow come they ignore total returns?
>>61030330same expiry different price its absurd and i'm getting pissed off at my female broker in chat rn
>>61030176Up 0.28% including the drag from some covered calls
>>61030341valpen comeback
>>61030341just fucking keep doing it trust meif id just shoved my fucking 10k into yieldmax id be up>>61030347i bought an INTC call for mid november and sold it yesterday for 40$ profit cuz the POS had gone down the previous day i was like fuck itcoulda made another 60 todaywhatever dudei should have just sold everything when I saw a 1500$ gain on google calls after their bungled AI slop presentation and shoved everything into a fucking yieldmax scam or some other shit index i dont have to fucking look atshit gains but whatever at least id still have my money>>61030361greetings from khazakhstan
>>610301761%
People always say max out your 401k and IRA first before contributing to your normal portfolio, for long term plans. How the fuck are people putting 1800 a month into a 401k in this economy. I want to watch my money go up, money that I can actually touch before 60
Decided to look at options. Then got confused by all these options for my options
>>61030375it was man actually, i just refer to anyone who works in an office as a woman
I told everyone at work yesterday how I am making more money buying spy calls than our salaries. I taught everyone today how to buy spy calls and I got a bunch of referral bonuses!
>>61030377>I want to watch my money go up, money that I can actually touch before 60Max Roth IRAContribute up to 401K matchThe rest goes into after-tax brokerage. It's pretty hard to max your 401k and still have anything left to invest unless you live like pauper or just make $150k+ with very low expenses
>>61030168>>61030191>+3%Getting carried by Ashtead. Also bought 100 more SILJs.
>>61030377>he doesn’t know how to withdraw penalty free and early.Also those accounts are powerful because of their tax-advantaged. It why governments make you do RMDs to 401(k) and Roth.401(k) are the best.
>find stock you like or dislike in the short to near term>buy call or put about 10% off the current price>sell when it moves your way and double down if it moves against you This is literally all there is to options everything else is just basedboi cuck jargon to scare off people.
>>61030387Im gonna trade a “backspread” if you know what I mean
>>61030406It better to max the 401(k) cause it a deduction on your income.
>>61030402I hope you’re ready to make a fuckton of enemies when they gamble away their life savings
>>61030387Only thing you really need to know is just buying a call/put and then you can experiment with buying vertical calls/puts.The main thing is to always check your gains potential using https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/If you REALLY don't know what you're doing, look into taking the classes that your brokerage might offer. For instance, Schwab has several videos, courses, etc such as this https://client.schwab.com/app/learn/#/course/options-beginners-income-strategies
>>61030010Thanks, anon. I made a couple bucks from that but my position was too small and I was not patient enough. I've also held WOLF, RKLB (Rocket Labs), SOFI, and SKYT at the bottom, held bags, and then had shares called away or otherwise locked in profits too early. Feels bad. Those aren't the only ones, either.
>>61029384Clnn to 12 by eoy I've been in since August this shit will fly
>>61030430I think investopedia has a simulator you can use and its on market conditions too
>>61030430I was looking at the Schwab articles explaining it, but I'll also use that calculator. Maybe tomorrow I'll sell some of my market buys and put them towards optionsCheers anon
>>61030376Hell yeah dude. I am only at $159k right now, but really want to get to $200k, so every 1% gain can pay my rent for the month. That's the dream. Nice work
>>61030176OH YEAHEVERYHTING IS GREEN AGAIN +3.31%
POST MY POST YOU MOTHERFUCKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>61030423Yes that's the traditional advice and reason, but he wants access to the money before 60. In my case I also contribute to a Roth 401k, so it's not really a deduction.I get an effective 9% match and contribute 10% of my salary to the 401k. I won't max it until I have more money than I know what to do with.
>>61030455Rooting for you man. I checked my account history and looks like i hit $159k around November of last year, so a little less than 1 year ago. we're gonna make it bro.
>>61030440The main thing to remember is that theta is the enemy. You need solid movement. Don't buy too short dated unless you want to gamble or you have REALLY strong knowledge a stock is about to explode. Personally, I aim for all my options buys to have at least 6 weeks or more of time. That gives plenty of time for good movement to set in.Set a place where you intend to take profit, because if you don't do that you'll see big numbers, get greedy, and want more.
>>61029672I own it but do not have a "target price". No one can predict this retarded market. I will buy more if they keep making money and I deem the stock cheap.
SOXL
How to deal with envy from poor people? Got called a loser for driving a 2000 camry and staying at home, despite having a wfh job and hitting coastfire?I wear my heart on my sleeve so it hurts.
>>61030518Just say fuck 'em boss.
>>61030518>Got called a loserask them for advice, pretend you are interested. You will find out they are pissed because they are in so much debt.
>>61030518You probably have more savings than 95% of Americans.
HOW CAN I PICK AN EUROPEAN OPTION HELP. is it broker related or instrument related??
>>61030518You don't listen or talk to poor people.
>>61030176Today: +0.26%This Week: +1.02%This Month: +0.91%This Year: -30.80%Ok, I had to adjust my spreadsheet to account for my ESPP plan discount... so that fucked my returns (since the discount was counting as gains originally). With the adjustment... I'm now worse than -30% ytd again... oh well
>everything up>Except what I bought
>>61030176+3%
>>61030518>I wear my heart on my sleeve so it hurts.Don't do this
>>61030558Jesus ChristHope you can turn it around
buy $KLAR now!!!
>>61030518Cause youre still not rich enough. Get to the point where you can walk up to most people and call them >working class losersand you would be rich. >t. neet
>>61029487>I'm not timing the market. I'm looking at a product with a price tag that is astronomically higher than it's worth, and I'm leaving it on the store shelf and turning 360 degrees and walking awayBased rational anon. I've been buying only since last November.
>>61030604*buying only VXUSGod I hate phone posting.
>wake up>check folio>up 8.92%
I fomoed into oklo today so expect it to drop
>>61030579It doesn’t seem like anyone thinks it will break 50 unless something big changes with their business model
>>61030568DON'T listen to this
Can AMD PLEASE fucking go up from now on. This fucking giga crab for the last years has been really exhausting.
I have no money to fomo into VUZI and GLXY
Quick swing in and out Scalp JNUG on the 1% sell offs and ride it back up to ATH
>>61030518who gives a fuck, at the end of the day the person with the brand new car and the 2000 camry both got from point a to b
Bobina NEVER cums.
Any SOUN anons around almost at break even finally in this, hoping for 20+ soon McDonald’s contract on the way™
>>61030518used to drive a '98 camry for years btw. loved that car.
>>61030518I honest to god don't care what people think and haven't cared since my mid 20s
>>61030402way to paint a target on your back bro
ok i will watch the videos again, here we go KURTOSIS I COME.
>>61030402Jesus, I have a trauma just from talking with people about normal (small cap) stocks and looking like an idiot in hindsight.
