weekend edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>61035535
how can we get this number higher?
Stop posting women.
>>61036977why?
>>61036950>>61036979kill yourself
>>61036979He prefers men instead.
>>61036979I don't like women.
>>61036986>>61036987 Called it
>>61036960last option sounds more entertaining
>it's PUMPING>then it tankedwtf happened today? what jewish trickery are these greedy fucks doing now?
>>61037009>buying at these levelsI wonder if the natives screamed about the jews when they sold their enitre nation for some beads.
>>61037023The natives didn't have anything to sell
>mfw Hindenburg wrote a piece about the broker I signed up with yesterday>it was dismissed by an external review>i f5 on the broker and suddenly half of the page is russian
>>61037009Jeff Bezos shit on AI companies. He prolly right.
>>61037076He isn't, he is releasing his new AI company in December, ala blue origin.I literally just made this up, but I'm probably right.
>>61036950looks like my ex-gf
>>61036950Is there a way to track those crypto holding scams before they happen? they always pump %500+
>>61037129>he isn't invited to da cord. sucks to suck.
>>61037087He's selling the shovels and pickaxes.
>>61037142Nvidia is. Amazon doesnt make anything they just move it.
>>61036977>Stop posting women.
Post more women.
>>61037167>Post more women.
Buy JPM
>>61037153Amazon designs CPUs and AI processors and has them manufactured for use in AWS
Dang, ended up red today.>>61037167Alright.
How long will this pump continue? I made a lot of muny but I am concerned about a massive pull back
Sorry I kinda took today off but does PLUG look incredibly juicy to anyone else? Any type of power source is popping off recently and the options are still pretty chill you can get a 5 LEAP calls for like 1.40, oh well glta. Not going to waste time doing a “bull thesis”
Anyone know if Shkreli is still holding onto his quantum short? Shit like this is why I'm terrified of shorting anything. The market is just too fucking irrational.
>>61037218Manufactured by whom?
>>61037253yes bro tunred his 100% ytd into 33%He should just stick to biotech as it's binary and he understands it
HOW DO I GO FROM 30k TO 100k AAAAANOTHING HAPPENS whole year holding and only up 10%
>>61037285What are you holding?
>>61037285at least you are up
>>61037285From January to today you could have easily made 100K
>>61037285if you want 2x+ you need to take in risk retard
>>61037290i always buy new stuff but i didnt sell anything except apple and paypal this year for break even>>61037300how? i hold since january>>61037302i always take risks retard
>>61036950does /smg/ tip in restaurants or put that money into stocks?
>>61037226crab till next rate cut/stimulus probably.
>>61037307adobe, circle and novo are recent buys
>>61037307You also need to win
>>61037307Then the issue is your timing, faggot.Many of these blew up 20 to 50%stop chasing like a retard and try to get ahead of the curve
>>61037322i never chase thoi always buy at discount but they dont go up
ONDS RCARACHRJOBY Buy
>>61037279lolI do wonder if now is the time to short though. The dumb money pumping this garbage has to run out some time soon.
>>61036516+$605At least everything was green today, can't complain about that. Working on consolidating my taxable brokerage accounts into just one platform.
>Government remains closed through next week.>Markets keep creeping up.>Senate comes to an agreement and reopens the govt "conveniently" at the end of the Sukkot on October 13th.>Markets go crazy with 3-5 weeks of parabolic pump and generational high into November or even December.>ES to 8700>NQ to 32000>Bitcoin $150k>Gold to $4200>Silver to $70
>>61037353>everything was green today,are you mentally ill?
Why is Amazon stock so shit?
>>61037359Amazon has unironically become a stable bloated bluechip company rather than a growth stock
>favorite indicator of institutional sentiment turned up after being down hugely past two days>it dumped back to regional lows todayPlease just wait for my funds to deposit before the crash.I don't need 20x or 30x, just a reasonable 4-5x would do.
>>61037285Should have rotated into gold/silver/pgm/uranium miners.
>pay $139 plus tax and tip for Amazon Prime = $147.34>sign up for their chase Amazon credit card>get $150 gift card>get 5% off all Amazon purchases>they gave me a 30k credit limit>yes I told them I make more salary than I actually do and no I didn't go overboard with itI feel so stupid I didn't do this earlier. I literally created money out of thin air like the Fed. Feels good, man.
>>61037359because their tech arm is jeeted and their media arm is jewedthey have no growth avenues since they monopolized shipping garbage
>>61037358I obviously meant everything in my portfolio, good luck with all your red shit though.
the week that was
>>61037167Buy First Majestic *this IS financial advice *
>>61037358it was the worst day in the market ever, i'm ruined
>>61037342I sold ONDS at $4.80 after holding from $1.50. I wish I held longer.
>>61037423a lot of new highs this close also gas the coomers
>>61037423>iphone 17 and not a 17 air or pro or maxwhat a pleb, guess that's why she sells her body like a whore...ha ha ha
>>61037307Use some technicals and look at some options instead of just stock if you want quick positions. Other side, just wait a year.
>>61037439Any non disguting whore could probably out earn all anons in this thread
Any Indian chads using their gains to have sex with attractive white women?
>>61037439iPhone 17 is garch tier. iPhone 17 air & pro max are made by idiots who flunked industrial design school
king kong bezos
>>61037285You would have to gamble. Ordinary semi-reliable trading techniques aren't going to achieve this in whatever your desired I assume short period of time is. Either you have to go in big on something it's not clear at all will moon, gamble on options, win, then understand you've been lucky to win and get the hell out with your chips before you double down and blow it all back to where you to started or more likely zero.
What am I supposed to do on the weekend if the market is closed?
>>61037490I got a job for the weekend
i've already hit my monthly goal of cashing out 3% gains for october.
>>61037285I'm up 125% year to date.Of course I'm fully invested in gold & silver minersGains are for those with conviction, not for those who want to "spread the risk"
Hey fellas, just opened my first RH account!Quick question, is this what you would reffer to as a "buy signal"?
>>61037490count your blessings
>>61037167>Post more women.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkekHYE2qZ0
>>61037501Same bro went from $600k to above 7 figs, got some uranium/pgm miners as well. And HGRAF.
>>61037421
>>61037507Yes
>>61037542vgh if only i had the conviction to put fat sums into literally any play but i'm too scared to lose money. I have barely enough to survive on daytrading if I took a heavy loss I'd have to get a job.
>>61037542Very nice ai dashcam anon. What’s the floor right now if you don’t have a position and want to get in and what would likely cause a near term pullback
What should I buy if I wanna long oil? Asking for a frend.
>>61037623XOM
>>61037605$2.40 is what i expected it to be in 2026, maybe early 2026. as for a "floor", im trimming down my position because i think it can fall a long way if things go wrong (what if insiders start selling, what if trump screws over funding for public transits, what if there are tariffs to their indonesia/vietnam offshore production, etc etc)i expected $1.20 to be the floor since that was the price point on when the $10m bought deal was done a couple months ago, and now it's 2x that so the risk is much higher so yes anyone would be pretty far from the floor at this point. Before $1.20 it was also easy to hold because it'd be within 1-3x price-to-sales. Their TTM revenues are ~35m, valuation changes the context on that a lot (it was ~$40m market cap earlier this year vs ~$250m market cap now. huge difference). It'll still feel expensive even if it hits +100% YoY next year, that's price in, anything lower than C$60-80m for fiscal 2026 would be bearish, they already announced like $50m+ in new contracts just the past few months so C$60m (+100% yoy growth) in 2026 would be the minimum expectationKraken (PNG.V) took like 5 months to double from their ~$0.9/share capital raise (raises are bullish if they dont need it to keep the lights on but need it to strengthen their balance sheet to get larger contracts -> large customers do not want to give large contracts to companies that might have liquidity issues),ai dashcams is getting ahead of itself because not only institutions but more retail is getting into it (stocktwits, yahoo, stockhouse etc are all much more active now), im happy to decrease my exposure more and start looking for other picksprob gonna sell 20k more shares next week
>>61037623>I wanna long oil?HAFN
>>61037623APA, OXY, VETI think we see $40-$50 oil in Q1 2026 before a true low is in though.
so if government reopens we pump and if government does not reopen we pump?
>>61037623peo, but it's still too early.
>>61037423meesa like dis one, built for BJJBC
>>61037658>we pump?correct
>>61037658bingo
apparently i hit the ESPP contribution limit for the year and I'm getting a refund for the overage, and I'll also probably get an some extra cash in my paychecks for the rest of the year
>>61037658ignore the gov buy rosh hashanah sell sukkot
>>61037507no
>>61037285there's only one way to do it reliably
So as I mentioned about 5 threads ago, I got two stock tickers mixed up and bought the wrong stock, two buys on two consecutive days. As of today I am up 17% on this mistake. It looks like the stock did buy has much better potential so I am doing more research to determine if I keep it.
I feel like cuck for having 30% of my folio in SPY. I need to stop listening to advice meant for normies.
a woman being into me is the biggest red flag. a woman that barely tolerates my presence is hnnnnghh wife material
Pltr sissies they’re castrating us
>>61037791So fvcking true
I can't believe what happened to me. I went 2 years without trading because losses demoralized me, and the exact -second- I buy PLTR calls it has the biggest daily drop it's had in 6 months. This is not coincidence it happens every time I buy something. I think I cause it.
>>61037542phenomenal discipline, immense respect
>>61037846I entered with $400 and left with $70. WTF do I put the $70 in now? PLTR calls again on market open today? Surely it'll recover some after this huge drop right.
PLTR sisters, can someone please tell me a good location for sucking dick. I'm bankrupt.
god... i should have just bought Kirkinator crypto token. it quadrupled since i last looked at it
You almost got me there with your fakepump.. almost hehe, but you can't get the overleverager.
the shittiest thing is PLTR 0DTE Puts did 24x. i wouldve had $10,000 FUCKING DOLLARS. life changing money for me.
>>61037846>>61037854>buying calls on a 600+PE stockyes this is a wonderful idea, sell your house and go all in with leverage
>>61037871hit the gym if that's life changing money for you
I hope none of you bought shrimp futureshttps://www.independent.co.uk/asia/southeast-asia/indonesia-radioactive-shrimp-health-ban-b2838781.html
>>61037889wouldn't this increase prices?
what will happen if i buy PLTR calls on monday open? the reason the price fell today is complete bullshit. "security vulnerability in comms technology" that's not even true, PLTR themselves said those vulnerability have been fixed for months and the story is outdated. even if not, thats like such a minor issue, encompassing 1% of what PLTR is doing as a business. so it'll just fly back up on monday right?
>>61036950Everything will be decided by the AI cape. US economy has been slowing if we exclude AI capex and inflation. And AI capex will only rise next few years, keeping the economy afloat. If AI is real, US and the west will be saved. If its not, AI investments will become wasted money and dead weight there will be a disaster. I think probability of AI being real is more than 65% but there is a big risk too.What should I do?
>working for a local event>they told me I could 'help' out tomorrow>not work, but 'help'Hmmm that doesn't sound paid. Maybe gonna. Sit this one out. Lol. I only made 1400 bucks this week, I was trying to make 2600. Fuck me.
>>61037897>what will happen if i buy PLTR calls on monday open?depends on IV + how the underlying moves. up or down accordingly
what are you guys opinions on 0DTE options? being that i just say a 0DTE go 24x thats pretty nice
>>61037857>a good location for sucking dickportland oregon
>>61037871>current /smg/either this general is actually full of homeless people or institutions are putting out bot FUD and will crash the market regardless. either way, bearish.
>>6103791124x is pretty nice, I say do it.
>>61037911objectively speaking to take advantage of the leverage and volatility you need a good intraday strategy. In particular, due to the leverage, you'd want a high Sharpe/calmar ratio type strategy
>>61037897>that's not even truewatch cramer's video where he explains how hedge funds use media to drive prices up or down so they can rape retail. These kinds of fake stories, or out of proportion stories dropping the price are great buy opportunities.
figma is dumped -50% so now im interested in giving it a look only to realize figma is some US tech company once i started looking into iti thought it was the anime figurines figma this whole time what the fuck ive been bamboozelednow i dont care
>>61037902Is this now the 109th time you didn't show up? Maybe it also has something to do with you. With your posts this impression swings along.
>>61037931There's Figma, Klarna and last but not least Ligma.
>>61037912
>>61037931figma balls
>>61037285Invest in Kodak, retard
>>61037934I only made one post in this thread, you silly billy. It's the last day of this temp job anyway.>With your posts this impression swings along.ESL? Are you polish or something?
>>61037936What's Klarna?
>>61037931Based>>61037871TrueI could also have life changing money, if only I did everything right.
>>61037791Kek>>61037843Hime
>>61037941Kodak is at the same spot it was a year ago when people shilled it, what changed
>>61037947It's a BNPL company. If it succeeds on its plans it will skyrocket but people doubt it because people with low credit scores use it a lot.
>>61037285Damn, and I thought I was shit only 3xing mym oney.
>>61037941>Invest in Kodak, retardwhat do the insiders and big boys know? I thought they were a dead company, what's it got now to poomp those sales numbers?
>>61037955They plan on paying down their first $300m in debt in December. Every earnings report, their stock takes a fat shit when retail investors panic sell, and then the price slowly floats back up over the next 3 months at institutional investors slurp it up. If you buy at the low after the earnings call you can reliably make 20-25% in 2 weeks, and then you can (likely) expect a 100% pump in March when their balance sheet corrects. The debt pay down isn't priced in because retail investors are retarded
>>61037911they also lose 50% of their value in hours if you're wrong and decay to nothing if you think there's a chance it changes
>>61037971>the bull thesis is paying off debtBut what are they actually doing to grow the company?
>>61037971tech and space stocks are ripping,why bother is maybe 25% gain?
oof
>>61037970Expanding on this >>61037971They made a big play on pharma manufacturing a few years ago, taking on a fuckload of debt and banking on the market needing reasonably priced domestic pharma precursors. Turns out their pension fund managers went fucking wild and made more than enough spare cash to pay off the debt, and Trump is hellbent on raising foreign pharma tariffs. The price us supressed because retail investors don't like the volatility so they panic sell whenever an earnings report comes out, not understanding Kodak's financial timeline for the next year.
>>61037956ligma balls
>>61037988>spare cash to pay off the debt,who cares if they pay off their debt if they have no substantial business to grow? What new products, or current product expansions, are there to drive growth, sales, revenue, profit and share price? Sounds like a zombie company that might pay off its debts.
>>61037998Klarna deez nuts
Karaoke night https://youtu.be/yohrKDNvazA?si=kl8GW_3ZDtV31yiJ
>>61038002kek'd
>>61037204>Buy JPMBy my predicitons, JPM has a 54% probability to finish higher next week than this week. Expected Return is 0.18%On the other hand F has a 90% probability to finish higher next week than this week. Expected return 3.41%
>>61038000If you read the part about the cash then I know you also read the part about how they're spinning up a pharma manufacturing wing which was financed essentially for free by the aforementioned debt and subsequent free cash. Please don't make me call you a retard
Take that Dumpth!
>>61037871reminds me of the Norm MacDonald joke about the roulette table, putting it all on black, and when red hits he says "FUCK, I almost picked that!" t. bought 100 more shares today at $171, to keep my 2027 calls @$110 warm >>61038005https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzVSOnilYm0
>>61037986You caught my interest.While the guy is a fag beating up on some gymbro retard and posting it for a trip, he does make some interesting points.I don't know that it's the case that the only application of quantum is calculating big prime numbers thoughever.
>>61038017>spinning up a pharma manufacturing wingto do what, take pictures of nurses? What exactly is the service/product I am supposed to invest in? MRIs, drugs, supplies? You keep shilling this dog, lay out exactly what they are going to do.
>>61038043Read for your fucking self retard I'm just here to talk shit and post pictures of anons with goth gfs. https://www.kodak.com/en/advanced-materials/page/pharmaceuticals/
>>61038030good tune
>>61038038umm i dont think you're supposed to lick the insulation pepe>>61038043buy kodk, get goth gf
>>61035617Norms literally DO NOT THINK.>UNDERSTAND< this principleYou may ask yourself "hm, why, how is it that normies get the opposite conclusions from me? Why are they fine with suboptimal circumstances?"In truth, that was not even CLOSE to ever occurring to them as a thought.i.e. here our example of>4.5% yield/yearWhere you think, normies DID NOT EVEN TREAD. NOT EVEN IN THE SAME GENERAL DIRECTION.
https://alphapulse.orgfinish backend [6-XX months] or make live now with non-newsfeed functionality as beta?
>>61038051Correct.
>>61038046>post pictures of goth girls.keep posting pics of the chicks, I pass on kodak making some saline product. No distinct advantage
Reached dos comas in my retirement account for the first time. Any advice smg
>>61038061This could be you but you're gay and don't see the vision
>>61038074this version of her is better >>61037941
>>61038046Wow, KODK is up 5 weeks in a row. Only the third time it has done thati n the last 5 years. It has never gone up for a 6th week in a row. My predicition is that it only has 13.5% chance to go up next week
>>61038085As the prompts get longer the image quality gets worse unfortunately, but I finally found a combo that makes her look like Natalie Cuomo which is all I wanted
its gonna be a loong weekend
>>61038096this is a man isn't it
>>61038108of course not, stop being gay.
>>61038096Nice gyno, faggot. Also who pays for or watches this shit?
I figured it out, why it's not crashing, why the dips get bought out, why the 'crashes' only last a few months. Everyone who is young and working has figured out that the only way you can escape being a slave is to dump every paycheck into the market as soon as you get it. They're going to patch this cheat code because too many people have figured it out.
>>61038110>or watches this shit?ok, maybe it is just because I'm more of an assman
>>61037988I also read somewhere they were banking on AI, too
>>61038125The last CEO tried some retarded crypto shit which is what almost killed the company>>61038117The market refuses to crash because enough people have bought into the cult of technical analysis that the patterns self-incentivize on short and medium timescales.
This website is kiked beyond belief. Week long range ban for talking about how jews control the stock market.
I would invest in this kodak, if you know what I mean
>>61038057would you guys give better feedback if I promised something like /smg/ OGs would get lifetime free access? I just want feedback, never launched anything before. just a normal guy over here but I think the UI is nice. It was the result of a slow refinement of my own system and wanting to give software to friends. >The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want
>>61038142If I trade KODK good enough maybe Natalie will leave her autistic ginger husband for me.
>>61038057This is very nice! go beta
i don't like tattooed women
>>61038118what do we reckon? not a fan of brown ppl desu
>>61038057Not bad, good job!
>>61038153Thanks, it's still a long ways off - but idea is quant news feed with a place where users can whip up data sets and run strategies to test papers via clicks of a button (custom defined buttons when needed) - not expecting alpha is ever shared of course but disputes could be settled with a shared platform at least. the research UI is plugged up to a Jupyter style UI and one of the unique features of the site i think is the conversion from the button UI to real Jupyter cells you can edit in the IDE. I hope this makes it easy to start being a power user there, especially with the AI interpretation on cell output.If I do beta I think I'd only want /smg/ for now, I really dont' have experience launching stuff and would want to keep the quality high and not sell services before it's a money grab. The backend still needs a lot of work, I got sucked into a rust rewrite while getting into DeFi arbitrage.
>>61038057>No Kodakthat's a no from me dawg. (fr though it looks great, I say publish soon and add functionality later)
>>61038166thanks for the motivation, I'll spend a few more weeks on it and launch a private beta or something.
>>61038155Sirs, please.
>>61038132>that the patterns self-incentivize on short and medium timescales.The market incentivizes on any timescale when compared to holding cash.
>>61038174Can you add stock backtesting function too?
>>61038201What I mean is shit like the 4 year BTC cycle or "cup and handle" shit where the patterns create themselves because of investor pressure
>>61038179I appreciate the feedback. I'm just worried about officially publishing and gaining a bad rap or something. IDK shit about server overload, users etc lmao. /biz/ in general doesn't have the same mindset as the site either, I look at my portfolio as capital given to strategies, not individual stocks. I think it's the future, but I'm also drunk and higher BMI than I'd like.>>61038213Yes, I think the slop mock is just bitcoin because crypto data is available 24/7 which made it easier for developing/ debugging. But the intent is over the S&P 500 plus common crypto at minimum, and ideally with the ability to extend it yourself. The intent if for users to be able button mash their into high Sharpe strategies. Part of it was born out of me wanting to do finance research and testing while taking a bath.
>>61038238>I'm just worried about officially publishing and gaining a bad rap or something.You should just go for it. If people don't like it for whatever reason you can figure out how to react once you know what the problems are
>>61038005Gonna do Strawberry Fields
Fuck, I think I'm gonna lose another $50k
>>61038269>alter egoIt's obvious in hindsight
>>61038142>Cuomoposts one time and leavesHow does it feel to know that everyone knows you're jacking off right now anon?
It's over.
>>61038275if i invest in kodak can we jerk eachother off?
yo these pension funds are sexy as fuck man
>>61038292I'm not saying you should start cuomoposting but I am saying that if you did it should be at least vaguely /biz/ related
>>61038057just tell me which stocks to buy and when so I can make the most money in the least time.
>>61038155Damn I'd let her suck me off with those huge lips
>>61038315that's the point, getting onto a strategy level not a stock level. your system will answer that question for you
>>61038306>at least vaguely /biz/ relatedits related to Kodak which he shills non stop, so shut up
>>61037889Bullish for my indoor shimp farming niggas
>>61038321Joke's on you nigger I'M the KODK shill, check the ID. I just want him to cuomopost so I don't get banned. At least I have the decency to include stock shilling with my goth girls
>>61038329>Joke's on you niggerno joke on you Im retarded so I dont care, now shut up
>>61038329You're a Kodakian. That's what we'll call you, Kodakian.
>>61038349I have a friend named kodiak
>>61038361Kodiak deez nuts
>>61038155i feel like the /biz threads are full of pajeets. unfortunately the /int smg threads are dying. hopefully as the h1b streetshitters start to get deported from america, the world, and internet, will start to heal.
>>61038366>hopefully as the h1b streetshitters start to get deported from america
>>61038368sorry panjarpot, you have to go back. you don't have 100k for trump tribute.
>>61038374>you don't have 100kIsn't this tribute something the employer has to pay? Like Trump claimed the foreign nations would pay for the tariffs, instead of importers?
>>61038379Oh, look. I wouldn't even need the 100k. I did the needful already.
>>61038379100k yearly or one time, doesn't really matter. just the fact that the issue is being brought up at the national level means the indian immigration scam is coming to an end. it's the beginning of the end, and there is nothing the small pajeet lobby can do about it.
>>61038389Well, there's quite a lot of exemptions, especially in the medical sector. Dr. Gupta is inevitable.
>>61038389>>61038398Besides, we've seen Trump flipflop. He thought he had a deal with India. Maybe it's just pressure.
>>61038398>"dr" guptathat's fine, i won't see any doctor that is an indian national, and many other americans will do the same. there are enough doctors to have choices. plus the problem with the doctor 'shortage' is due to the artificial limitation of supply to keep salaries high. something that can easily be solved without pajeets.
>>61038412>artificial limitation of supply to keep salaries highLmao, like what, having the highest degree (in school for entry into Uni) because your job will be being responsible of people's wellbeing and life and therefore the requirement should be that you are at least somewhat intelligent, but more so disciplined as well as have a good memory? Truly, if only those artificial limitations weren't there, EVERYBODY could be a medical doctor, especially when they are white.
>>610375422 questionsHow did you knowHow did you know you knowDid you ever go by a name that rhymes with sbonksbaid ANd are you academically educated in chemistry?
>>61038426you are a pajeet, you don't understand how things work here, and you should stay in your shithole peddling penny stocks. >you should be proven intelligent and disciplineddoesn't matter shitskin. you can get straight A's in you biology undergrad degree (not difficult) and a high MCAT score (still not difficult), and still get rejected from your choice of medical school. on the other hand, you can be a retarded nigger with 50% percentile scores and get multiple offers. there are powerful lobbying groups that keep the number of MD's graduating low. it's not some conspiracy theory. the same system exists for dentists as well.
>>61038485Look, you must be thinking you are smart, but you aren't. Cope and seethe, faggot. I'm also not indian, but whatever, keep on projecting.
>>61038493>cope, i'm not a pajeetyou're definitely a pajeet. good luck getting out of your shithole, visajeet.and, no, i would never claim that i am smart, i don't have delusions like a 4th world pajeet. what i will say is that i have several MD's in my family (i am not one myself), and i know what they go through to become a full attending physician. and knowing that, i will never let someone trained in a foreign country, especially pajeetland, to ever make medical decisions on me behalf.
>still projecting
>still shitting in the street
>Stock market ATHs again>Gold and Silver prices still rising higher>Pokemon cards like Destined Rivals set mooning, Mewtwo and Ho-oh went up $100-$200+ in just a MONTH>Dollar losing more value by the dayBros.......we may be heading into a nasty 'correction' soon
I hate Options so much. They're a scam. Imagine buying a Call then the stock goes down 2% but your Call goes down 90% so you're like "It's okay the stock will bounce back in less than an hour" so the stock then goes up 2% to where it originally was but... Your call only went up 5%? Makes no sense.
>>61038543options are for selling. now you know
>>61038366There's an /int/ bread?
>>61038543>buys a LEAP in your pathheh, nothing personnell
>>61037507maybe
>>61038548it was created to escape the CRBP pajeet and those like him. /int shows flags, so hindu-posting is ineffective.
what the hell, The puts I sold expired below my strike price and I didnt get assigned.
>>61038057>logineww
Bros, fellas even. Eurotard here with little knowledge of the American market.What should I do with my 10k in TSLA on monday? I bought for 441 thinking I was being a sly opportunist but now I am down 3% myself..
>>61038547Option sells, but who's buying?
>>61038410truth nuke.
>>61038410fat fuck literally having a stroke because someone posted an image of a female. have sex kys loser
>>61038410Thanks for making me look. But how did you (and me too) miss THAT ASS? >>61037221
>>61038575ywnbaw
>>61038579lose weight
>>61038576you have shit taste but at least the picture was in sexual nature and not simpy tranny garbage like the rest
>>61038580>>61038579>>61038576>>61038575>>61038570if only the thread would stay on topic instead of going on schizophrenic ramblings about how posting women somehow makes you a tranny???
>>61038584>mass replyingtake your meds, autist
>>61038096
Female and female (male) coomposting is board culture
I did not know autism had medsIs zero replies better for you mr. toddler?
>>61038583gay as fuck
>he didnt knowwho tf asked?
now then, if youll excuse me. i have work to do
>if you want to fuck women with big tits and big asses you're TRANS, you need to fuck little Girls!!
>>61038616TA is a meme
>>61038410I love women bros.Simple as.
>>61038619>an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by internet users, often with slight variations.your life is a joke
>FINRA Approves Overhaul of Pattern Day Trading Rules, Opens Doors for Smaller Investors
>President Trump says he is considering $1,000 - $2,000 stimulus checks for all taxpayers using tariff revenueWeimarZimbabwe hyperinflation is coming kek
>>61038721why does he want stimulus so bad? swear he's envious of Biden on this.
>>61038721Yeah, I saw that yesterday by Coindesk on Twitter and was doubting if it's a joke. The bigger joke is Trump>"We’re going to do something, we’re looking at something. Number one, we’re paying down debt. Because people have allowed the debt to go crazy," he said.>"But, you know, with growth, with the kind of growth we have now the debt is very little... You grow yourself out of that debt, it’s not a question of paying it. You grow yourself out.">He added: "We’ll pay back debt, but we also might make a distribution to the people, almost like a dividend to the people of America.">Asked about the size of these proposed rebate checks, Trump said that his team was thinking about "maybe $1,000 to $2,000."
>>61038721>>61038725He who controls the gibs controls the world
>>61038721Isn't using that revenue just the money you already took from consumers who paid the increased prices?
whats the euphoria levels??im expectin a dunk on retail comin at some point
>>61038839Somehow the fear & greed index says we're at neutral.
>Sam Altman’s AI empire will devour as much power as New York City and San Diego combined. Experts say it’s ‘scary’bullish oil and gas
>>61038913>“It’s scary because … now [computing] could be 10% or 12% of the world’s power by 2030. We’re coming to some seminal moments for how we think about AI and its impact on society.”>This week, OpenAI announced a plan with Nvidia to build AI data centers consuming up to 10 gigawatts of power, with additional projects totaling 17 gigawatts already in motion. That’s roughly equivalent to powering New York City—which uses 10 gigawatts in the summer—and San Diego during the intense heat wave of 2024, when more than five gigawatts were used. Or, as one expert put it, it’s close to the total electricity demand of Switzerland and Portugal combined.>“It’s pretty amazing,” Chien said. “A year and a half ago they were talking about five gigawatts. Now they’ve upped the ante to 10, 15, even 17. There’s an ongoing escalation.”
>>61038319based
>>61038410it appears jannies only remove "racism" and let the porn coomers be. they never ever disappear but those posts disappear almost instantly. its probably actually one of the jannies spamming the board
>>61038564>Buying the top of one of the most overvalued stocks in the world >Sly opportunist kek
>>61036516+5% day+22% week
>>61038564>little knowledge of the American market.>I bought for 441 thinking I was being a sly opportunistjust put it in ETFs and forget about the money for 20 years
>>61038564just hold, it will be near that price again soon enough.
>>61036950Dam she cute, can’t stop watching
>>61038994you're a fucking tranny lmao
>>61038997I would fuck the shit out of that creature
Stop posting women. Don't make me repeat myself. /biz/ is a testorerone-only board.
Aggregate demand is going to lag behind current multiples by at least a decade. Market is acting like the average consumer is ready to absorb a 200.000 dollar personal AI assistant while they struggle to strike a balance between paying for their 2000 dollar rent and at finding work that pays more than 12 deflating dollars an hour. I say good luck to those investing at current evaluations.
>>61038924This is so fucking outrageous. Corporations are deciding that our energy prices need to skyrocket so they can sell us their stupid fucking worthless chatbot toys. Nvidia is an enemy of the state.
>>61037891oh shit, I guess it would. In that case, I hope you all bought shrimp futures.
>>61038881thats crazy. i feel like we are peak eufor
did any anons make it during this bullrun? my first bullrun when my eyes are open. 3rd or 4th would mean close to make it money
>>61038721>>61038733Jesus Christ, it's Covid all over again. And this time, they're not going to be able to head-off a recession again.
>>61039153what do you mean
>>61039153I think there is going to be a slump soon when market realizes that the time to adoption on a meaningful scale wont be as close as they want it to be. The bullrun that comes after is going to send your port into the singularity
>>61039091It's for our amusement.
Divvychads, what's up with MQY?nearly 7% share price to NAV discount, 6% yield with monthly payments. Federal tax exempt too but I might be wrong.
>HSBC, working with IBM, has just delivered the world’s first-known quantum-enabled algorithmic trading trial. Using actual production-scale data from the European corporate bond market, HSBC integrated IBM’s quantum processors with classical systems—and achieved up to a 34% improvement in predicting the probability of winning trades compared to classical methods alone .>Why this matters:>• Algorithmic bond trading is complex, factoring in real-time market conditions, risk estimates, and competitive bids.>• Classical models alone hit limits in capturing hidden signals in noisy data.>• By augmenting workflows with IBM Quantum Heron, HSBC was able to unravel pricing signals classical-only approaches couldn’t.>Philip Intallura, HSBC’s Global Head of Quantum Technologies, called it a “ground-breaking world-first in bond trading… a tangible example of how today’s quantum computers could solve a real-world business problem at scale and offer a competitive edge.”
I have $700 to dump into something. Shill me your best recommendations /smg/Also, please tell me you guys bought into RocketLab in the past year. I'm up 736% on it.
>>61039224>I have $700 to dump into somethingHow about a nice hooker
>>61039219This is a meme. A sham. A scam. Quantum computing can't even do math.https://eprint.iacr.org/2025/1237
>>61039224Fannie.
>>61039233im not smart enough to understand that paper
>>61039219Curious to known if this is legit. To my knowledge, quantum computers aren't advanced enough to yield useful results.
Still thinking about THAT ASS >>61037221
>>61039257>>61039233after doing some research, some people call this >>61039219 outhttps://scottaaronson.blog/?p=9170
>>61039230What sort of gains can I expect from this? My cum is absolutely worth more than $700
>>61039219damn aren't the markets rigged enough already
is anyone here invested into SLS?
>>61037307Sell everything and just buy PLUG
Timing the market beats time in the market
>>61039288this is the truthretail shareholders can liquidate their equities in a second, while big funds need weeks to completely exitif a retail shareholder had access to the same training as big funds then they're absolutely better off timing the markethard to say what to do right now because markets are fully valued but market liquidity is also increasing. prob best to directly hedge position (like go short ETF, 25% of total value of equity positions or something like that) but im just gonna build cash since i cant write off losses on hedges
>>61039224APLD and/or NBIS
>>61039285nta but if someone does this when should they pull out?
>>61039160gettin to your goal number. been lot of bull action for like 4 months>>61039167yeah im kinda worried about a turn.
>>61039323the reddit time in the market virgin>always fully exposed, always locked in >prone to decades of bagholding>clenches to fundamentals >boring, slow gains if even that >too scared or incompetent to invest >has no reason to learn, intellectually lazy, gives up without even trying >tells others not to active trade because they hate seeing you succeed >thinks the market is supposed to be fair, angry when it isnt >easy target for market makers to dunk on vs chad tactical operator>sees the market as a constant game of chance and opportunity >doesnt care about whats right or wrong, but what works >always have dry fire powder ready for cheapies >happy when the market drops>happy when the market goes up >operates with speed and flexibility >learns from his mistakes and motivated to learn >psychic ability from observing charts, watching option flows and gauging market sentiment in real time give him his enigmatic edge >shares tickers on /smg/ to help other anons >knows about the jews; learns from their tricks instead of hating them
>>61039376are we already at the point where you can use this to make ai draw the meme
>>61039331Redpill me on APLD
>>61039376>knows about the jews; learns from their tricks instead of hating themOne can learn from jewish tricks and hate jews at the same time.
>>61039376>>knows about the jews; learns from their tricks instead of hating themjewish tricks workthey're winning
>>61039192Bastard bitch answer sirs
>>61039288this is true for retail
>>61039469>>61039469>>61039469
>>61039459Yeah, that's the point.Share your jewish tricks goys
>>61039274no
>>61039444I'm a noob still, I started early last month. I'm all in on AI stuff like NVIDIA and Nebius and I just happened to stumble upon it. Earnings on the 9th, and they're signing a contract with a hyperscaler so I believe it has a lot of room to grow, just like Nebius. It only has a 7B market cap. Shit's up 240% YTD though, but I said fuck it and aped in. Only got around 200 shares, most of them at close to ATH because I'm built like that. Holding until the end of the year to see if it blows up some more. Hope it works out.
>>61039444Also, those trips are your sign to buy some.
>>61039073Repeat yourself right now little man
My dad told me I need to get a high yield savings account, but I just ignored him since I have no financial knowledge to find and invest into one.I think I should start with investing into a stock instead though to mess with him. Where can I invest into a stock at?
>>61041401Put it all in SPAXX
