ITT: The house you are getting when you make it big.>Pic related I will buy when Bitcoin crossed 1 million.
>>61043178Disgusting.
>>61043178>half a bathBecause six wasn't enough and seven was just silly
I'm being realistic.
im being realistic
>>61043178>the LA mall "house"I was 17 once aswell OP
>https://search.savills.com/property-detail/gbfarsfas240133
>>61043214They seem like the peak of luxury to me
if btc is worth more than 1M you won't have any desire to sell it for real estate
>>61043207overpriced by 400%
>>61043360lol
>>61043178>1 Bitcoin = 1 house>not accounting for crypto inflation >tfw you will afford $300k house = 1 Bitcoin>it's 2008 housing crisis all over again
>>61043178>No backyard >Upside down home>Architectural insignificant white box>Firehazzard areaIt's a teardown
I will buy back my family's old vacation resort from its current owners and restore it to glory. This is my life's mission.
upper bounds of realistic
>>61043178How does that thing stand at the first 6.5M earthquake?
I live in the richest European country and a small standalone house in a decent but not great location is 1.2-1.5 million euros ($1.4-1.75 M). I don't feel like buying into this bullshit and I think I'll just move to Germany in a few years
>>61043178My make it house.
>>61043673I'd pay $2M for a lux&burger house if it means no niggers and mudslimes. You have no idea
>>61043178>all that money>1/2 acre lot
I already live in a cabin on a lake in the woods with no one around but my dog, that's all I need.
>>61043686>off center air ventTed wtf?
>>61043785Based
>>61043438Good mission fren
>>61043215I don't like the low ceilings but the setting is fantastic.
>>61043438based
>>61043178I’m being realistic (about the housing market)
>>61043438anon buy it before they make it unrecognizable
>>61043485You want to hear something depressing. My friend’s parents are professor’s and make less money than I do combined but bought a house like that for 105K that is now 500-700K
>>61043190Are you dumb, a half bath makes plenty of sense for guests or staff. You're not putting a whole goddamn shower next to your dining room or whatever. You have people over for dinner, they go to the adjacent shitting room.Pic related is my comfortably adorned shitting room with heated toto bidet.
>>61044293Lmfao, you're being scammed m8
>>61044344No I'm not
>>61044322My family sold it to them three years ago. I spent every summer and Christmas there partying with friends, no one else was interested after my father died. I don't have the means right now, unfortunately. The perimeter wall was always in pretty bad shape (house itself too), but seeing your pic makes me sad.
>>61043215incredible taste
>>61044384why does it make you sad, that's the modern solution to restoring that type of wall. it'll be more robust and they'll finish the front with the same style limestone facade as before.
>>61044398Because I can only imagine what else they're doing. And because it's theirs now, not mine. I must make it and make them an offer they can't refuse.
>>61043215This is the only one that seems nice. But why would i even want some huge luxury house? This shit makes me literally not interested in being rich.
>>61043178>Retarded Hollywood nigger glitz House >Half acre of property What a fucking grotesque joke.
>>61044321Looks comfy desu
https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/28805696/18387-the-gore-road-caledon-rural-caledonRealistically I'd never be able to afford it unless btc hit 10m, but there's lots of things I like.Gated long driveway that looks beautiful and that's so deep and winding you can't even see the house from the road.Surrounded by trees for lots of privacy from neighbors/passerbys.Circular driveway with a horse fountain with a big beautiful entrance way.Pillars and arches, beautiful pool with a staircase and balcony looking over it.Massive backyard with plenty of grass, easy to run around and play games with my nieces/nephews or do archery/shooting.Some of the rooms are over the top with how fancy they are for my taste but overall it looks good.
>>61043214Is that LA? I'm assuming it's just Puerto Rico. All the houses over there are shitboxes.
>>61044450It's cool though, you telling me you wouldn't live there and be thrilled every day at the look and feel of it
>>61044894It has no soul, it's something I would maybe consider renting for a week if I had to be in town for some unfathomable reason. Give me peace and quiet and authentic charm any day of the week instead of this bling bling shit.
>>61043178I hold LINK
>>61044450>>61044894>>61044804I've lived in LA and those areas aren't comfy compared to the wine area up near Santa Barbara. Those houses are expensive because the rich Hollywood people need to live there for work, they wouldn't if the could live in nicer places
>>61043215Hard to justify buying an expensive property in the UK with a borderline communist government in power and the establishment as a whole being infested with them.
>>61043438Yes! Go for it anon.
>>61045033What are the best English speaking countries to buy property in?
>>61045067Switzerland
>>61043178>when Bitcoin crossed 1 millionHahahahahaLolLmao even
>>61045067The Anglosphere is completely fucked. I'm in the UK and would almost definitely fuck off abroad if I made it and never look back.South America? South East Asia?Almost everywhere is potentially highly volatile if there is a serious economic collapse on the cards.Small wars and incursions are already breaking out everywhere.
>>61043215Looks like fuckin shit on the inside are you stupid
>>61045164>>61045124>>61045067Switzerland it is. I'm thinking a German speaking Canton https://youtu.be/d4fx9ZU_iaw
I want a "house" that looks similar to this. With 7 floors above the water and six below. You would access it via land with an underwater tunnel.
>>61045289Ignore the bridge. In the game there were multiple smaller buildings connected via a bridge.
>>61043178good job, I hope you have 100-200 Bitcoin because otherwise you’re over leveraging yourself even if rich
>>61044342Do Americans really call their toilet a "half bath"
>>61045210>I want to live in a hyper expensive tourist trapWhy, there's a lot of places with mountains and grass
>>61045619Do you think all of Switzerland is tourist trap? Lel
>>61045278This looks like a dream to me, even more so if it has its own well water, septic tank, and theres enough room/land to do some farming and maybe keep chickens
>>61045610Toilet, sink, and vanity mirror. Mine's also my washer and dryer room that has my breaker box and water heater in it.
>>61043807Can't have a hole right where your rafter beam bears, silly.
>>61044342ameriburgers are really something, lmfao
>>61044384very cool looking house, i hope you achieve your dream
>>61044293Audibly kek'd
>>61044894I'd pick a nice house here >>61044988 any day of the week over that soulless meme house. OPs house screams of desperation, the need to have others know you have money.
>>61043178
>>61043180Traditional houses are disgusitng
america really is so backwards, you can't get a house less than 600k here in Australian major cities.36mill for that mansion? https://www.baka.com.au/property/news/billionaire-scott-farquhar-drops-130-million-on-point-piper-castle-20221223-p5c8hr.html
>>61048679>you can't get a house less than 600k here in Australian major cities.In dollars or dollarydoos? 600K dollarydoos is, what, 400K USD? Median home price in the U.S. is around that. Not that anyone sane would want to buy a house that was actually IN a city, especially a major one run by Democraps.
>>61048679>baka.com.aulmao
>>61043438You mean Bruce Beach you nigger
>>61043178looks like it was built in minecraft 0/10
>>61045610Do retards call their toilet a "water closet"?
>>61043178>glass box with ugly modern architecture>everybody can see you doing anything inside the house>pay half of it in taxes>criminals have a easy targetYou see, "making it" is not enough. The stupid will squander all of his money for crap. Now take the jab.
>>61043207dont do it.I stayed in a Tuscany property for a while, very similar to the one you posted. There is really nothing around, locals there get drunk starting noon everyday when you meet them in the tiny shop the village has. Every home owner has a super aggro dog acting coked up like the owner, which adds to the hostile environment. Theres are people romantizing this lifestile sipping Spritz all day but I would kms after a year or two.I suggest northern Italy instead, places like Bergamo. Much nicer and more civilized.
Comfy Deanobox for me.
