lasagna edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>61039469
Buy SoundHound. $20 end of week.
Just woke up and that made me hungry.
Lasagna.Not lasaga
>>61044081>>61044055
>>61044098Kek post more Garfield.
>>61044105
So what are we buying or selling on Monday boys and girls, MSTR might see some greem from the bitshit
hey i need some help please from you americanswhat's the state of asian foodmarts in your state or whatever? do you have a lot? or is it nonexistant?your perspective will unironically be an expert opinion and mayve you will also benefitloblaw had a run up going to like 1x price to sales ratio which is frankly a bit too much from the norm for a store that would normally only grow its revenues +4% per year with inflation, but valuation going up because it's expanding it's T&T asian food supermarket chain in the USi mean i suspect it will do well in california and newyork etc, probably not in flyover where it's prob all rednecks lol, but that'd be enough growth potential from its base in cucknada t hat's only like 35 million populationim fucking serious i need some good hedges i need to buy something non-tech hedge that won't go down -30% when tech gets a nasty pullbackim still going to be invested in tech because if we get a real bubble inflating then it'll be VERY LUCRATIVE, but you need to have hedges in place to be able to t ake advantage of the pullback cyclewe're safe for now because april "crash" is too early in people's minds, same pattern we've seen before, takes at least a year before people start to get itchy
because if this is a market that is untapped, all the asians in US end up switching from walmart/costco to buy from T&T insteadit's going to be a great fucking hedgewalmart + costco etc they all just kept their gains or at least stayed flat through dotcom, 2008, etcyou keep your capital through crashes, but also appreciate in case of currency devaluation because you're holding an assetand with gold where it is now, and with QQQ being practically fully valued now, and with more liquidity expected to be injected into the market, need to go for low hanging fruit, don't want to baghold *too much* cash, still want some cash but not too much
pls if u americans dont give ur input then smg is truly useless
Why doesn't Blonald Klumpf just pass an executive order making stock exchanges open 7 days a week? We are literally LOSING BIGLY for 2/7 days. That's a 28.6% inefficiency. OPEN THE MARKETS GLONALD.
>>61044159Everything will crash with tech except for the dollar. The rest of your spiel isn't worth reading I'm sorry. Keep things simple if you want to make money. The market doesn't reward convoluted speculation.
i need a non-brainlet opinionlol hedges are hedges and theres always a bull market somewhere
Amazon bros.... We lost
>>61044199USD would be number one!
>>61044199Amazon is genuinely oversold at the moment, I think it might rip soon.
For any of you that have youtube premium, Falling Down is available for free right now. It's a good movie to remind you that nothing is worth taking seriously. I am feeling refreshed and ready to take some massive risks this week, as there is truly nothing to lose.
>futures
>>61044243Tariff FUD and there's no AI narrative for AMZN.
>>61044252AWS has a full suite of AI offerings. In terms of AI computing services, AWS is fully competitive with Oracle, Microsoft, and Google.
>>61044252Amazon has a lot of active AI development going on along with cloud computing that investors love to salivate over and the tariff stuff is already old news with positive future outlooks for the company. I feel like its valuation should be a half trillion dollars higher at this point.
>>61044040The line will keep going up this week right? I need the line to keep going upt. FXAIX, SWPPX, C-fund maxer
>buy USAR>it dumps because chinks are dumping the market>set a sell at my buy in because fuck this>get out, nice>it's up nearly 2xAre you mcfucking kidding me. Why do these shitter swing stocks with a lot of hypothetical downside always pump after I'm out. Fooking cujnt. That's another thousand bucks I didn't make.
>>61044163I only care about taco bowls.
>>61044141That's another one where I set a stoploss too low. Luckily it was down after hours so I got some back but I wanted to put a few thousand into this swingy shitstock.
>>61044178Fuck PLUMPF and FUCK rublicans!!!
>>61044338Literally me with LAC
>>61044163>he was under the impression /smg/ was not useless>>61044178Lots of exchanges open at 6 pm on sunday and close at 8 pm on friday now. It's really just up to some enterprising scammer to open a weekend exchange that liquidates you over the weekend while trading against your fellow degenerates.
I live in a very left-leaning city in western europe and I'm obviously not the first to notice this, but when these folks lash out against the elite and the rich, they usually don't include anyone remotely related to entertainment, journalism, sports and arts.For instance a guy running an actual business with 50 employees, earning 5 million a year is a grasping demon, but their favorite singer or sportsball coach clearing €20 mil a year is not.
I got completely raped with palantir on Friday. Bought more calls right before and it was up 2% after hours so hopefully it will be ok
>>61044149I'm in jersey and we have a decent number of asian enclaves. Chinks typically only buy the cheapest shit, so if T&T doesn't beat HMart prices not sure they'll do well with their own demographics. I know others shop at asian marts too but mostly if it's in their area or offers imports they're looking for, and quality matters for everything else; the people I know don't like chinese products because they question the standards. We do have Mitsuwa, a similar Japanese market, and they get a lot of traffic during nip festivals and the foodcourt is pretty nice. Not sure if this helps you or not.
>>61044436Because a sports ball couch doesn't have employees he's taking advantage of. Business owners are the ones exploiting employees
>>61044436They also can’t seem to connect the dots that mass migration is being done solely to drive down wages and increase rents, so that the elites can make more money without having to actually innovate or invent anything; they can just sit around and goon while the money rolls in. If any leftist had a clue they’d be the most nationalistic people alive.
>>61044149Sorry anon you're too retarded to make it.>Asian food marts in NYsupersaturated>CAsupersaturated>TXsupersaturated>ALReasonably saturatedAsian food marts and present and popular in all major population centers of the US on account of all the Asians. I like when they have a restaurant inside, they're usually pretty good. >Top tierMr. Chens, Hmart, 99Ranch>midJoe's Asian Market>never heard of you tierT&T
Is anyone else eyeing PLUG
>>61044543a tasty short when all the retail retards have fully loaded bags
I am noticing a surge in redditors quitting their jobs and boasting about day trading strategies, I think this is the top
>>61044543I put 100 bucks in and was thinking of 1000 bucks. Up like 25 bucks.>callsI should probably eventually learn how to do this.>>61044612I have been noticing everyone on /smg/ talking about 2xed folios but the top is probably some months off, or rather the market is unlikely to crash in october if it didn't in slurptember. I would wait for news like "fed banker sells his stock citing he is sorry for inside trading". That was the big top sign for 2021.
>spending too much (often unwillingly because of government property taxes)>making too little (selling positions too early)Fuck my shit up.
>bought book on Amazon>received a roll of tape>initiate return, apparently they will take the roll of tape and refund the book, no issueshould I start returning cheap shit in place of things I actually ordered and received?
>post about how I don't want to spend money on a bideogame because I didn't make as much on stocks in september as I wanted to>some fag tells me I shouldn't 'pretend to be rich when I can't afford a bideogame'How do you spot poors? For me it's seeing people who think making money=you should spend lots of it on random shit. Poors don't seem to ever understand you make the most by spending the least on stuff you don't need.
>>61044678Yes
>CNCWhat does /smg/ think? Health insurance premiums are supposed to increase bigly next year.
Government shutdown still going, didn't even notice, I thought it would be back up over the weekend kek
I believe there is a campaign in smg the last month to destroy it from the inside.Are corpos deploying bots and shills? Do they want to u/controlTheNarrative? Is it china brain theory? wisdom of the crowd?
>>61044323DAL has a tendency to boom after earnings.Retracement to the Tenkan after a large breakout in an overall weekly bullish trend is a good time to enter.
>>61044345If I was right minded my stop loss would have triggered too, price at 330 and I could have got in lower. But I have seven grand in there and am hoping to get taxed for capital gains this year BD
What do you think about CAN?I think I'll get 5000 shares tomorrow
>>61044752Last time looks like a nearly 20% pump in a week. We looking at DAL at 65?
>>6104476062.5 and 65 are the favored. 65 for me.
>>61044789Is that thinkorswim
>Massive stock market crash incoming>https://www.instagram.com/p/C325IWxr0pj/?img_index=1Man I wanna get married to some chubby asian waifu with a dumptruck ass before we get another global financial crisis
Individual miners or GDX?
>Gen Z job crisis: There are too many college graduates unemployedYeah no shit. When you have greedy CEOs wanting to replace everyone with AI and robots, why bother? Pic related is another reason too.How much longer before even ivy league PhD STEM graduates are in danger of being obsolete?
>>61044659Nobody in /smg/ has 2x'ed their port. I refuse to believe that any of you fucks actually make money
>>61044826ivy leauge phd stem grads arent in danger because the power of an ivy leauge phd is in the connections not the education.this isnt unique to america. It's why japan imports fuck loads of brown people to perform the underbelly work of society like driving a dump truck and building skyscrapers. Even china has this problem, they forced their youth into universities with promises of high paying work and now there are no degree needing jobs.
>>61044789I should really learn how calls work lmao.>>61044837I made like 30,000 bucks july-august from 20k initial port, it's just in september I kept passing up on easy shit like GDXU or fumbling stuff like USAR. This is unusual and makes me certain we're nearing the top of the bubble in a few months.
>>61044809Both, also SLVR.
>>61044845True but I don't think those connections will last long. Why hire some dude that works in Nuclear physics, entomology, business administration, etc. when they could boot up an AI android and will do the work without demanding vacations, pension, food and shit?I got a buddy that works at Duke University STEM physics and he says every graduate there is PISSED at the direction job markets are going, even the rich well off ones, because they know even they will be tossed aside once the tech gets better. No more people doing lectures, it will all be AI based teaching done online like covid era but WORSE.
Having a feeling that next week will be green
>>61044880>No more people doing lectures, it will all be AI based teaching done onlineSomewhere I saw kids getting schooled by ai and the teachers are just motivators and not real teachers, let me find it
>>61044992i hope so
>>61044880epstein wasnt a good financier because he was smart, he was a good financier because he had *connections*
Where are the government furloughs? Its been a few days and still didn't see anyone get laid off...
PLG is the new PLUG
>>61045003Got it
>>61044149They're all mom and pop stores but they're everywhere around me. In NYC and California they have international food markets everywhere that sells everything. The market is completely oversaturated and for something with as thin margins as grocery stores I doubt it will make much of an impact. They need to open them in majority white cities in the northeast because the mom and pop places make you feel like an outsider for walking in the door. A big friendly corpo environment is much less intimidating.
>>61044270>>61044281Yeah...but the narrative is still weak. Don't really hear about their AI stuff. Even Google AI was being fudded for a while.
Ben is spitting fire todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzDFbv_JSks
>>61045106sounds like they are b2b not b2c so checks out. >>61045118you just stirred CC tards
>>61045118the real income is selling cspi'm unemployed but the jews pay me to buy the dip
it was revealed to me in a dream that KVUE will soon dip below 10
>>61045151kek
>real estate>https://youtu.be/lE3LzxD3hYk?si=ph720_ZScj2i-VNj
ETHM has an mcap of 231 million but ether holdings of 2.4 billionBMNR is about 16 billion on 12 billion in ethSpark is similar to bmnr (overvalued 25%)I just don't get it- ETHM seems like such a no brainer, but somehow I think if I yolo 10k into this it'll just crab and then dump. Why is that always the case? But if I don't, it'll pump like crazy and mint millionaires.
>>61045245its your brain telling you not to do itbezos said, "People tend to over-estimate risk and under-estimate reward."
>>61045254The reward should be self-evident from BMNR going 40x. There's no actual bear case for this stock except crypto bull run ending. The thing I'm concerned about is if it's 'too smart' it'll end up doing nothing because retards won't fomo in to pump it (has happened to me multiple times). If you're too early or too clever you'll fail because shit has to be advertised to the drooling masses on stocktwits and reddit or they'll keep throwing money at GME and BBBY.
Kek. This shit probably isn't gonna work out. Not going to pump when the spac is complete. Whatever. I should have bought miners and avantis/aster. Oh well. Guess I'll just eat shit my entire life.
>>61045274ETHM doesn't seem to have this ETH. There's a merger or something that is supposed to happen? Its not what you're saying at a glance.
>>61045274if you want sentiment tard pumps you need to be in the rest of biz shilling memecoins. if your strategy is dependent on retards hitting buy you are ngmi in stocks.
>>61045345https://www.ainvest.com/news/ether-machine-pioneering-institutional-grade-eth-yield-generation-staking-infrastructure-2509/It's a spac merger. ETHM and Dynamix will merge and then will have 500k eth. Andrew Keyes is some big crypto glowie. Previous spac mergers like DJT and eth treasuries like BMNR have done retard pumps like 2-20x. The merger is supposed to be 1 Dynamix=1 ETHM share after completion, with the possibility of issuing 8 million shares later.But this is like back in 2021 with HUT8 and BFARF, I remember betting on those and they only disappointed. The 'knockoffs' always run less than the originals like RIOT and MARA because people don't fomo in.>>61045350Worked for Opendoor.
>>61045363do the inspect element trick to show a seven figure position in ethm and then have cgpt write a 5000 word essay dd and shill it on wsb
>>61044690I like it. UNH is the Reddit pick. CNC is the chan's.
>>61045053The difference very likely is that AI has become the teacher itself. Each student/pupil now has his own individual teacher, the AI, that it can interact with and ask questions etc, that is why it is faster if at all. Basically boils down to the old finding that students from smaller classes are very likely better than those from huge classes.
On my walk, it's really hot out
>>61044612If you're talking about US markets then maybe.
>>61045410Kek. Naw I was bullish on this but I'm going to leave the position and stop dcaing 100 bucks a day. If it 13xes it 13xes if it does nothing it does nothing, whatever. Story of my life- I can never be sure if something that looks good is actually good until it's left me behind.Should have fucking gotten more USAR and GDXU though.
>>61045173No it won't, I already cut my losses and sold. $20 end of week easily, unless I buy back in.
>>61045363>The merger is supposed to be 1 Dynamix=1 ETHM shareOn things like this it always seems like there's an all or nothing risk. Insiders have an insurmountable edge. As a non insider your options are to buy on no news in advance and pray or buy on the upswing. BMNR was 4 dollars on Friday and opened at 30 something. If you bought then you would still get a good return in normal terms but not life changing. So for it to be life changing you'd have to risk a lot on an all or nothing bet. In short: it be brutal out here.
Please open the markets i'm sick of watching my portfolio not moving
>>61045530Not sure if you really want that...
>>61045089>hey need to open them in majority white cities in the northeast because the mom and pop places make you feel like an outsider for walking in the door. A big friendly corpo environment is much less intimidating.this is a good pointi dont understand why T&T had 1 hour queues to get in when it first opened in the west coast or something but I think I get it now
TRIPSANDTHE MARKET
>>61045556would have been quads so what the fuck was that about
A few of the Trump cabinet members have said that Trump intends to balance the budget before the end of his term.Assuming this somehow happens and the M2 money supply stops growing as quickly, what will happen to the S&P500?
>>61045571Interest rates will go higher no matter what trump will do
>>61045524>So for it to be life changing you'd have to risk a lot on an all or nothing bet. In short: it be brutal out here.I did something similar with a cryptocurrency back in April. It was dumped by insiders, so I accumulated about 2400 dolllars worth. It was up to 24,000 at one point off that, but then I was depressed because I realized 10k would have literally made a six figure salary in 3 months. Massive fucking fumble.That's the problem, obviously. Anyway I got 2400 in this. If I make another 2400 that's good, if I make another 24000 that's good. Not making 100k would be suck but whatever. Rather than risk biggest amounts on "it could go up a lot, or rug you" it's easier to risk a moderate amount and still possibly make good money.Still salty about fumbling USAR though.
>>61045571Deport illegalsReplace most forms of welfare with UBI from tariffs (a pseudo vat tax)Everyone gets a few thousand in UBI, noggers replace spicaroos at the shitty jobs.Robot factories for boomers, AI and robot engineering jobs for us.
>Wargame Scenario Coordinator>booze allen hamiltonI've seen them repeatedly post this same job and I have applied almost twice now. I don't know why they never just train someone, even someone internally, just stop reposting you dumb bitches.
Watching this quantum stuff very, very closely. The top was either Friday or coming within the next 2-3 weeks. Shorts are always early so I bet it pumps to 80-100 if it doesn't start the trickle down this week.
>>61045582We tried to tell you about USAR & UUUU but were told to stfuI've been trying to tell you all about GRRR since June and get the same response. This time next year it will be looked back upon as the most obvious pick.GAMB will rise again also, severely undervalued going into 2026 world cup, the most bet upon event on the planet.
>>61045173On the contrary, KVUE will recover because Tylenol is only 6% of its revenue, and Trump didn't even ban Tylenol just recommended that pregnant women use the smallest possible dose.
>>61045604And gambling is awesome
>>61045599>We tried to tell you about USAR & UUUU but were told to stfuI bought USAR, I just sold it too early. UUUU I looked into, but a month ago it was already way up.>GRRRGame of thrones sucks.
>>61045604
>>61045601>>61045522What part of "it was revealed to me in a dream" do you niggers not understand?>>61045592>noggers replace spicshow do you hide something from a nigger?put it under his work boots
>>61045601>>61045615KVUE looks like it could be a good investment at 10 bucks. The tylenol shit will peter out, like how Buffett slurped UNH.
>>61045274>gme and bbbyweird crashout bro
>>61045611
Stock pig butchering is fascinating to me. I read those plebbit posts about people dumping in several tens of thousands into a freaking chinese stock because some chink on whatsapp told you it would go up. You have so many ways to invest that money but somehow greed completely erodes their risk management. I find it very hard to feel bad for these people. Somehow they have 90k liquid to gamble with but at the same time are so utterly retarded and greedy. A basic math test should be required before being allowed to open a brokerage account. I genuinely think it would make the market significantly healthier
>>61045635daytrading is a combination of zero sum and pyramid scheme, why would i want fewer idiots to sign up
>>61045621Watch trump announce that the govt made a deal for autism free Tylenol or some shit and it rockets up 30% in one day kek. He dumped Intel stock with all the CEO tweets before pumping it. Clown market.
How can so many in the government be furloughed and continue to work, but jobs report isn't released? It was one or two days before the end of the month.
>>61045621>>61045646i'm theta farming KVUE with 2 cc's to exit at 17 for a small profit but after what was revealed to me last night I'm keeping 5k on hand to load up bigly at 10. Still keeping my exit target at 17.
>>61045650
Fannytrannies what is the copium this week
>thread velocity intensifies...
>>61044199how much of that is tether just printing and buying at 0 cost basis? 150,000 is what ive heard.
>>61045656>revealed to meAre you the guy who says that God tells you to buy?
>>61045625Keep holding bro, squoze soon!>>61045650Government workers don't really work.>>61045635>You have so many ways to invest that money but somehow greed completely erodes their risk management.This is why I always end up only putting like 1-2k into shit. People tell you "it's gongo up" but you don't know. Then I end up selling for like 3% profit and it runs up another 100%.
this year has honestly been nuts, id of been working till i was 130 to see this. >>61044243agreed, i think 280+ EOY
do i just keep pumping money into voo and ignore being the bag holder in ibit and gld?
>>61044690Ironically if the economy goes into the shitter for poor people (it will) cnc will scoop up more .gov money. they did lose a few state medicaid contracts and pulled out of those states marketplaces. I like it.
>>61045688>Not pumping more money into precision metals and mining accessories
>>61045688>bag holder in ibit Its gonna be up massively premarket
>buy write ASTS at +25% exit to theta farm>underlying is currently up 68%getting your nut crushed in a cc trade hits differenti knew it was a good trade but damn do i need to full port leap on one of my calls>>61045676I will be if kvue dips below 10. Hell i might even sacrifice a chicken or donate to my local synogogue
unprotected, babymaking penetrative sex with slim, ethnically ambiguous women in their twenties
>>61045739Is such a thing even possible??i'm 52 btw
>>61044040I haven't had a good lasagna in forever, that looks delicious.
>>61045758for me
>>61045650>How can so many in the government be furloughedThe whole purpose of government is to take from you taxes and funnel most of it to contracts to selected companies and put some into pensions which invest that money into selected companies, to deny citizens rights to certain activities (only goverment can do that), and a jobs program to give the appearance the economy is doing better than it reall is.
>>61045646I already bought some shares around $16 last week and now waiting for it to pop. If it continues to drop, I'll buy a few more.
>>61045680>>61045813I remember we were told the government was going to collapse because of the DOGE cuts. Now no one talks about it.
>>61045737>buy write ASTS at +25%The stock is much more valuable as a buy hold than to option, unless you time buying calls right. Once they start launching sats on the regular the stock is going to rip.
>>61045684nice gains fren. What were you investing in?
HAVE YOU PAID YOUR DUES?CAN YOU MOAN THE BLUES?CAN YOU BEND THEM GUITAR STRINGS?
>>61045821>we were toldcompeting propaganda memes designed to scare/control the masses. Government can be cut 50% with no affect on services. Unemployment would increase, but there would be no decrease in services. I used to work as a contractor who worked with several government agencies on projects and they were the most incompetent people you could imiagine
>>61045821I don't recall reading anything like that but then I only read Reuters, perhaps use my promo code for 40% off Ground News>>61045815I need to remember to DCA into charts I like instead of jumping on things too early (UNH, MSTR), thanks anon
>>61045680>muh squeeze 5 years agoso sensitive
>>61045804You're a big guy?
>>61045907No but I fly so good
>>61045118It is common sense I would say, yield max funds on ETF is retarded. You can sell covered calls on your own shares and make a lil extra cash. A couple extra hundred a week pays this poor fella to cut my 5 acres in this 90 degree heat.
i want to overpay for non-ikea handcraft furniture
>>61045821>mstrSee, my problem is that I should have bought more last week when it was bottoming out. I really just want to make another 2x-3x by eoy. That's all I need for now.
>>61045876So do you guys just monitor this thread to report back to your HQ or what.
>>61045942i hate wood so much bros>literally grows on trees (overpriced)>looks fine, i guess, but also looks kinda messy. even nice wood looks sort of cheap>has absolutely shit properties: scratches, dents, water stains, burns
>>61045571>intendsHe intends to keep the plebs subdued with never ending promises. There is no balance coming, the death of the dollar is the only way out.Poors and FELL FOR IT AGAIN retards will suffer, you can put anybody as President and it wont' change the outcome anyway. It was fucked by decisions in 2020.
>>61044250Think those tits are fake?
>>61046001>revalues the treasuries gold and issues a trillion dollar platinum coin in your pathkek nothing personal turd worlders
>>61044612Sell 2026. Benner Cycles.
>>61045988Owning wood is based. 40 acreage of trees to my name.
>>61046122You also got a mule too?
>>61046136you... just know?
>>61045635With pig butchering they don't put their money in a chinese stock, they open an account on a fake brokerage that has an "investment plan" that guarantees 20% a month and you see the number in your "account" go up right until the point where you decide to withdraw.
Will tech ever dump or are we into perma-rally territory?
>>61046141lel>you just uhhh, I mean you're pretty sure something is uhhhh maybe later something will go down there. on that front
>immediate pump for no reason
>>61046260YOU JUST KNOW
>>61046260Is Rhino bull?
Where do you niggers view live futures. It never updates for me until 15 minutes after open
>futures>>61046292investing.com
>>61046292it's in the ophttps://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
>>61046292I use https://finviz.com/futures.ashx
>>61045949>There's no actual bear case for this stock except crypto bull runYou sound exactly like a gme baggy and shill your bags like them too. If your investment relies on retards to pump it, it's not that 'smart' at all
>Private Prison Companies’ Enormous Windfall: Who Stands to Gain as ICE Expands
Every time futures are green I feel like I'm going to wake up to blood red, and every time they're red I feel like I'm going to wake up to emerald green. It rarely works out like that but I can't help it.
>>61046398We have a chart for that
>>61046408I wish I could find the spreadsheet from post lib day when I tested this but spoiler it obviously is not 97% accurate or SOXL retards would all be up 100x since then
>>61046357>1pbtidBut you're the baggie retard, I'm not down on anything, a baggie would be a loser like you who copes about holding gamestop.
>>61046375If I own stock in them and I get sent to one of their prisons do I get special accommodations?
>Pic relatedBros, are we fucked?
>>61046547Couldn't hurt, lol
Actual futures
>>61046551Only if you don't have silver or silver accessories.
The average 1-year price target from the five covering analysts is $37.00, suggesting an 82.52% upside potential from the current price.A separate set of four analysts provide an average price target of $39.75, with forecasts ranging from $35.00 to $45.00, indicating a potential 97.86% increase from the last closing price.
dont check the nikkei
>>61046586i thought we were sending them back not giving them free food and housing
>>61046615more printing
>>61046615WTF???
>market futures>s&p going upspmo finally gonna take me out of the red
>>61046620turns out the process of removal is a bit more complex than "sending them back"
>Warren Buffett Just Give Occidental Petroleum a HUGE $10 Billion Boost. Should You Buy OXY Stock Here?
>>61046615Does Japan really like Sanae that much? Damn bro.
There it is. Gold new ATH
guys I just overheard some normies talk about nvidia stock when I was shopping at wal-mart. are we in a bubble?
>>61046694people at work still dont know what NVDA is, more room for growth!
>>61046680I think a lot of that is just the yen weakening.
>>61046694Kek the new shoe shine boys with stock tips in 1929
>>61046693wallah!
>>61046677Holy shit, Buffett is interested in OXY??
>>61046728i mentioned this stock like a week ago, fail to see your point. enjoyed your little cartoon image though, smooth brain
>>61046728>Buffett is interested in OXY??He took a position like 5 years ago, maybe more. Oxy dumped all of its California liabilities by spinning off those assets into CRC which later filed bankruptcy.
>>61046737>>61046751He's been accumulating common stock for about three years. But yeah, he did a preferred-stock deal about 5-6 years ago.
>>61046694Describe the normies?
Why the fuck didn't I buy more USAR and GDXU and LAC
remember to sell sukkot
>>61046796Second best time is now.
Crazy rich asians
silver miners are the play
>>61046811>get mad that lac 2xed in a week>that was 2 weeks ago>forget about it>check the chart>it dumped 50%>then pumped another 80%REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Man is it just me or is it that people in general have progressively been getting more fucking rude lately?>Went to local burger joint, usually owner and staff are super friendly and welcoming, food is out pretty fast and good quality>Other day the owner was all pissy, shoved menus into our faces while ranting about some engine problems for building, bartender chick barely spoke a word, retarded fry cook took over an HOUR AND HALF for 2 fucking orders of burgers, no refills, had to ask to look for progress and waiter bitch looked annoyed, customers were also waiting for long time while some left out of patience, did not give tips for that shit service>Went to big card show for Pokemon cards>HALF of the vendors were impatient, didn't care to small talk much, wanted deals to be done and over with immediately, card show in general felt "off" vibe wise, even guys checking tickets didn't bother to say "Hi how are you?", customers pushing/shoving, one vendor yelled/cussed at me for changing my mind over a $400 Zekrom card etc.Could it be that the recession is here or what? Its been getting worse.
>>61046873Maybe you're just an average/ugly looking man?
>>61046870The problem is there's no SVXU like there is with GDXU, I literally can't invest directly into silver junior minors (3x).
>>61046873>Could it be that the recession is here or what? Its been getting worse.I coulda doubled my money on GDXU and then doubled it again on LAC. Fuck me. It's really gonna crash huh.
GRRR ladies and germs, I'm balls deep in GRRR.
>>61046895do ugly men really get poor service?
>>61046873yeah, side effect of living amonst niggers. kidding. The internet and sky high cost of living means people work 40hrs and are still poor.>can't take vacations>rent is 2/3 your income>can't afford hobbies>can't even buy funkopops>can only doomscroll tiktok or instagram>constantly ass blasted with hateful divisive rhetoric and 18yos in lambosgee, I can't imagine why people are pissed off
>>61046895There was a smoking hot 10/10 blonde girl shopping pokemon cards too near me and she got treated like shit despite being polite, so its a general dipshit attitude problem they had
>>61046873you probably smell like shitwhen's the last time you had an enema?
>>61046939doubt
>>61046915Attractiveness is a function of disposable income, so yes
>Japanese market pumps by 2 POINTS after the election of their first ever female ultracosnervative Prime Minister women ruleboys droolget over it Anyone not investing in Japan right now is a fool. A FOOL!
Japan heading into hyperinflation
>>61046964>female>ultraconservativeIt's all so tiresome
>>61046964holy fuck it's 4 pointsthey really like this bitch
>>61046899AGQ best i could findnot minors
>>61046964>>61046995>mfw 2/3 of my net worth is tied up in japanese investments
>>61047012GAIJINすぐに大金を稼ぐ
>>61047012>>61046995AIEEEEE I MISSED NVIDIA, AVNT, GDXU, LAC AND NOW JAPANAND I DON'T EEN KNOW ANY JAP STOCKS
im going to buy a rental real estate investment corporation
>>61047044ask me anything, I'm pretty familiar with the japanese marketmandatory reading: https://www.release.tdnet.info/inbs/I_main_00.html
>>61047060>mandatory reading
>>61044250Fake tits are so nasty looking.
>>61047012>>61047017>>61047062even my gf is japanese
>>61046693im really bad at calling tops so when should I sell my gold? when I hear about it talked about at work?
>>61047012that reminds me, I have some income tax payable due november
Shes Shinzo Abe if Shinzo Abe also had a weird fascination with Hitler, unironically She was Abes protege before he got blasted
how the fuck do so many REITs end up going >100% of their EBITDA with their interests, dividends, capexno fucking wonder most of them are so garbagejust gotta filter it down to tickers that are prudent and keep it under <100%
>>61045656Man why do these companies have so much fucking debt?
WOW
>>61047133fcf and cash on balance are not a useful metric for companies investing in future operationsnaturally you keep cash low when you invest by taking on debtlow fcf is a result of these investmentsa better metric would be interest due compared to operating cash flow
can i make it if i go all in on learning how to trade stocks? i'm 30 with no education or skills really and feel like it's too late/a mistake to go to school at this point. i do have a bit of money saved as a starting point, could i make this work if i'm not retarded?
>>61047173possible? yeslikely? no
>>61046615Buffet gonna eat good tomorrow
>>61047173invest in increasing your income, get a phlebotomy education it's pretty fast and good money
>>61047173you can make it. Just uh, purchase reading material, read it alot and often, take notes, watch videos, google questions, run your thoughts through chatgpt, paper-trade, then hit the ground running.There is always the tried and true buy first study later, aka hands-on approach.
I don’t like where prediction markets are going man, too many people will get addicted to sports betting and ruining their lives, I just saw multiple big bets in a minute on the Bills, like 100k, 18k and 25k crazy shit.
>>61047219it's not gambling if you know you're gonna win
>>61047173How much is "a bit of money"? Your $200 Robinhood account won't get you shit, but several grand in the right place at the right time could turn your life around.
>>61047173yeah go for it
>>61047219no diff than what we do fren.
>>61047133It's the bank's problem now.
>>61047227I hate this stat, filter out graham value oriented absolute return funds with smaller money and you get an entirely different stathalf the large cap funds aren't even trying to outperform, they're trying to beat bonds with less volatility
>>61047187>>61047193thanks!>>61047190that's 50k a year where i live>>6104722420k
>>6104724950K in india is pretty good anonthat doesn't tell anyone anything you might as well not have replied at all
questions about stocks like usar, uuu, abat, uuraf. do you buy and hold these long term or quickly sales when they start gaining and eat the short gain tax?
>>61047173noleave this place and never come back
>>61046873everything is getting progressively worse as more time goes by.its because of scarcity, among other things.
>>61047255not India, but definitely getting there some would say
green today no?
Convinced my dad to buy around €100k in gold back when it was $1500/oz, he's basically doubled his hard earned money and I'll never see a dime of it.It's his money but it still feels bad.
>>61047287If things are becoming more scarce, then why not invest in inevitability? Energy and materials.(and maybe 1-2 cryptos that have a fixed supply cap, like BTC and was it LTC as well?)
>>61047376people don't use crypto that's what makes it a bubble
>>61047368so you didnt take your own investment advice?
>>61047395I usually keep it to 2-5% of my NW allocation. Bubble or not, it still has some room to grow and I think it has asymmetric upside
well I just got done gooning to AI generated porn. pretty good, industry has a lot of potential. I used to indulge in crushon's ai ERP too. I'll re-iterate, I am willing to pay for a decent service. another year of good refinement to these and It's going to be a real bread winnert. zoomer who has jerked off to porn for over ten years (for free)
>>61047435Furry artists cannot seethe hard enough, it's funny watching them have a meltdown instead of ... integrating it into their workflow (even to just generate a reference)
>>61047080whathow??
im screening for low hanging fruit value picks right now but my bullshit alarm is going off for this oneTTNM under book valueim still not going to buy it but let me just post it here for the record for the archives so i can look back and see how wrong or right i was.will be buying something else on monday
>>61047133this nigga reading financial statements
>>61047444I'm a tall blonde rich European with blue eyes and I'm in shape and I have a strong jawline it's not that hard
>>61047443>le ai take jobsfor the coomoisseur, it matters little. This world gets colder. you gotta keep yourself warm, because no one is gonna do it for you.
>>61047451keep me updated on what youre going to buy, please?
futures?
>>61047451>>61047462I'm gonna buy like $300 of far-dated calls on KODK tomorrow
>>61047460did you have to learn nip? how do you put up with having to speak to women?
>>61046008No.>>61047075Not fake though.
>>61047517
>>61047462i will but they're really just hedges, im keeping 30% cash as a hedge already but i've just went over 30% cash and that's a problem, even if im afraid of a bubble, bubbles are also lucrativei wish i could just buy SPY or somethjing and forget it, but there does seem like a lot of bargains right now that went down cause of tariff fears and haven't returned yet, and need to have cash or assets that will at least go sideways on the next major pullbackproblem is distinguishing between value vs value traps
>>61047523>a bag of sand
MILK (man I love kimchi)
>>61047404I'm broke and had €5000 in debt at the time.
>>61047500>futures?
Is this bullish?
God I love far-dated ITM options
>thursday>futures pump>friday>futures pump>monday>futures pump
>>61047660thats what happens in hyperinflation
GLD chads I boughted in my roth....
>>61047631>God I love far-dated ITM optionsexplain for tard
>>61047714Less theta decay
>>61047714he likes leverage
why is achr pumping
>>61047684Based
does someone have the webm?
>>61047631>God I love far-dated ITM optionsbuying or selling?
>Microsoft had to directly 'address' rumors over Xbox brand>https://www.windowscentral.com/gaming/no-xboxs-next-gen-console-hardware-plans-arent-cancelledLooks bearish for Microsoft. Anyone remember when Microsoft claims that Activision buyout wouldn't results in price hikes and layoffs? LMAO
>Whoo, just an old fashioned love song!
this ai shit really is a pandora's box isn't it?
>>61047095Its going to $10k
>>61044809Snowline goldFreeman goldBocana resources
>>61047860Oh, if I sell options, it's usually 30-75 dte, not that far. Gotta take advantage of dat theta
>>61047898
Metals ripping again during China's golden week shutdown >obligatory slam pig
>>61047503BASED
>>61047938>>61047503after this witching i'm doing post earning puts then calls when i dump thosekodk always dumps on earnings due to retail cucks
>>61047925unironically better alpha and conversation than 100% of smg users. it's done, put a fork in it. replace all smggers with chatgpt.
Don't you... forget about me
>>61047963This is the way. I made some truly retarded money on the last earnings call with this strategy
The music.....It's starting to grow.....Faint.
>>61048000checked but bitch come on the music is heavier than everhttps://youtu.be/pxZTz0WPFVw
>>61045680Some USG workers have been on the same indian performance metrics for years, and actually have been doing more work than private sector. This information is freely available, but just listen to the TV.
>>61047978i'll never forget youand when you're bankrupt you can live under my bed and take estrogen
>>61047978>queue meme of homeless bobo "he's nobody, babe".
>>61048026Wasn't that from /g/ or something, like a decade ago?
There is the V
I bought some stupid stocks like GLUE, am I gonna make it?
>>61048054Depends, are you a horse?
>>61045598yep, i have it on good authority that IONQ is paying for social media hype generation. the plummet of quantum begins today
Thoughts on HAS? With the majority of their profit being in Magic the Gathering and all the UB slop being printed out / going to be printed out leads me to believe one their highest profitable branches will be diluted by all the slop in a year and TCG fatigue will set inBut the other part of me says, people will buy all that fucking slop
>>61048097Do you follow Rudy from Alpha Investments on YT? He usually has a good outlook on MTG as a whole (and has like 10k shares of HAS). Long term, it's probably a good hold, and it moves up and down in cycles.I bought two Bloomburrow collector boxes for $225 per, and they were up to $850 at peak, but its softened a bit after Spiderman whiffed, and people are getting spooked
>>61048097in the long run i believe hasbro is in trouble. their moneymakers are magic and D&D, both of which they are driving into the ground. how long will this take is much harder to say.
Cant help but think I dont have enough time to make it and am not poised enough for whats coming. I keep entering more and more leveraged positions. >20 years old>10k nw
>>61048107>Magic is always dyingI mean, the average player has a lifespan of 1-2 years, and they buy the shiny shit and leave. I think their angle is to attract them with various IPs, shark them, and then dump them.t. been playing on and off since 2003
We need a few stocks to die for this markets sins Tesla and meta need to go
>>61048117you mean appleshit and AMD
>>61048117you mean intel and alphabet
If government shutdowns are so bullish, why didn't the Republicans do it under Biden? They could have claimed a victory>look, we shut it down and the market is upinstead this W goes now to the Dems
Why are futures mooning
>>61048131hyperinflation
I need to make $50k by end of month
>>61048149You've planned an epic Halloween party?
>>61048131>>61048141gold and silver mooning
>>61048151No
>>61048107>both of which they are driving into the ground. how long will this take is much harder to say.nerds are the most resilient customers, spit on them, hit them, shower their faces with shit and they will (maybe) complain but still slurp it up. autistic freaks.
>>61048103Any reason why he has all this art hung up on his walls in his home/studio/warehouse?
>>61048219>>61048219>>61048219
>>61047435Are there any programs / sites i can use to generate my own ai porn?
>>61048117-80% Tesla, -80% palantir, -50% oracle, -50% AMD, -99% coreweave, -40% nigvidia (wich I own btw)
>>61047012why and how
