He does it for free edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/:61056512
>>61058958What the fuck happened to the thread?
>>61058976Mods deleted it
>3 fat red candles on TSLAIts over.
>>61058981No shit. I asked why
>>61058993Jewish propaganda pic + thread edition
>>61058983says the poke furnigger
>>61058987They won't win a price war of attrition against Gov backed Chinese companies BYD & NIO
Is it time to sell? I'm only holding NVDA and META and they're not dumping yet.
my portfolio peaked at $99k yesterdayback to work
>>61059009WTF is that real???
HIVE bros we are reaching the climax. Do not forget to sell before the quarter ends.
>>61059009people want me to believe this bubble is about to pop?
>>61058993you didnt ask why you asked what you retarded monkey
ANOTHER RED CANDLE ON TSLA
>>61059003Nah, the panic seems to have ended.I think tomorrow will be nice.
any thoughts on UEC? worth a 5k dump?
>>61059021Retards and pundits keep talking about bubble popping non stop theyre about to manifest it. Stop falling for FUD and keep buying
this is why indian bakers will never work, they are cheap but they do a lousy job
>>61059002Nio sucks ass though. Li Auto and Xpev are way better on fundamentals
lmao every CNBC anchor is calling this a bubble
I almost bought Tesla puts but chickened out at the last minute now it's down a ton and taking the whole market with it.
>>61059034The bubble won’t pop yet, they are trying to trick people into shorting. Profiting in the stock market is part investing part separating gullible idiots from their money. Alternatively the bubble is popping and I am a gay retard and I’ll hold these bags for the next 3 decades.
>>61059021This video used up 1.21 gigawatts of power to generate
>>61059055Its popping next week. You are going to be holding those bags for several years.
I'm financially horny.
>sold my soxl at 41.94>sold my tqqq at 106.54
Plug sistersHow we feel about the new CEO?https://youtu.be/i0WwVrk90Dw
>>61059068Luckily we can always just make more power lol
>>61059055even when it does pop, it wont be nearly as bad as the Dot com bubble because AI actually has revenue
what a horrific day
Maybe I need to visit India. Might just have to cross it off the list this vacation period.
>>61059130He giveth, he taketh away
We slurpin' here?
>>61059151Slurp TSLL, its gonna open at 22 tomorrow
>>61059135>arm hair>makeup doesnt match her neckfucking gross
>>61059151Silly question you greedy anteater We always slurpingHere's my menu for today's slurp.
>>61059151Holy fuck that is literally me
Come on where's the big Tesla announcement?!It's just the 2 cheap models?Where the fuck is the roadster
Uhhh guys. I think Japanese brides might be back on the menu. Need it or keep it?
>>61059151Slurp like your financial freedom depends on it.
>>61059187Telsa coming out with the Model UVXY to drive us all into the bear market
I need money to slurp
where are the fully self driving cars and robot waifus?
>he didn’t sell SukkotOnly a Hanukkah rally can save your worthless bags now.
>>61059195not everybody is a forex wizard anon, what does that mean? Every nip is ditching the yen and running to others currencies (but € lol)?
>>61059207QRD on jewish holidays and their impact on the market?
>>61058958If he's gone I'm not watching anymore.
>>61059217Wall Street is filled with Jews and they control the market completely
>>61059213Pretty much.
>>61059223Martin Shkreli said Its all indians and chinese now. Which is it?
>>61059217Buy Rosh Hashanah and sell Sukkot is the old wisdom.
>>61059187
take your meds Yusuf
>>61059195What am I look at here? Nvm, assuming what the other anon said, they're dumping the Yen in favor of other currencies? Hmm my paranoia keeps point to a global currency collapse but surely that's not what is happening, right? Just look at gold. Just look at stocks. Just look at places like France and now Japan. Something is off and they aren't saying it but my mind is saying a storm is brewing.
-5% today
>>61059229Front facing and upper management still Jews, but a lot of the people making trades are now Indian/chinese since they all want quants with phds in physics/statistics
META calls at 725 for 6~ months should I do it?!
LEAVE NVDA ALONE
>>61059229Indians are Brown Chinese. Instead of urinating on themselves, they schmear defecation on themselves. That's the only difference. It's not worth making note of most of the time.
This market is so fake and gay. It just moves, or rather doesnt move, just to fuck over as much 0dtes as possible.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAPPool's closed! How did you do today?
>>61059255-0.32%, was down -6% mid day
>>61059283−0,13%I am financially ruined
>>61059283-.05%
>>61059283I made $0.50
>>61059283+1.35% Another great day
>>61059283-0.15%. I had an incredible day yesterday and was down almost -2% earlier today so I'll take it.
>>61059283>-9,002.27
>>61059283Today: -0.23%This Week: +1.74%This Month: +2.48%This Year: -29.44%stop losses kicked in, so took profits and only list a little from the topnow need to figure out if this is a dip or we just saw the absolute top...
>>61059283+.59% with tech heavy port Currency moved in my favor +.60% + and I picked up a lot of the good healthcare names recently after the unwarranted drop
-3% oh no the bubble is bursting.
What slurping did you guys see, SPY and VOO barely went down today.
>>61059283Still green, which is what matters but, fucking piece of shit.The Jews better fix it tomorrow.
>>61059022Theres a little something called conversational analysis, learn it you retarded nigger
>>61059283>>61059285
>>61059304Good news, anon, next year you will start with a clean slate, at 0% YTD like all of us.
>>61059283Today -0.50%Not great not terrible
>IREN after marketWTF??
>>61059319Thanks for assuming I'll live to next year!
>>61059021Think of all the lives this will save
>>61059283I dont feel so good
Why did MSTR dump so hard?Knew I should have sold that whore msty yesterday
>>61059283Oof. I lost about 8.6% of my folio in the last few weeks. I took what I had and bought more, but it’s not a great feeling.
>>61059307>nothing ever happensWhile not everyone can be a big brain thinking big brain thoughts, most dolphin brained idiots can recognize the difference between a big brain and a retard.If you can't see that the average IQ of /smg/ has cliff dived, you're unironically (not rhetorically or hyperbolically, I mean for real) an actual retard.The smart money is out.
>>61059283WTFWT I look at my portfolio and I flipped negative to green+$78.08 (+1.69%) thank youuuu baby
>>61059333>tripsYep, definitely shouldve sold yesterday. Myself, I just bought 10%, and will be slurping heavily until the next divvy.
>>61059295Now up to +.12% in after hours!
>>61059238LmaoThe janny really hates that pic
>>61059333It’s my biggest loser but I plan to keep slurping. There are some Bullish big traders for mstr
>>61059360Jannies working overtime tonight. Do you think they make 2x or just 1.5x for overtime?
>>61059239Luicd bros? We got an answer to this, besides BK?
>>61059360DAMN I missed it
>>61059304Good news, anon, at this rate next year will will start only -25.44%. Keep up the good work.
>>61059002>>61059043I keep hearing how much better Chinaman cars are, but never get an explanation.Ford's CEO is the most egregious especially when he drives a chinaman car.
>>61059021Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.
>>61059386did he really say that?
>>61059283-0.7% todayWeek: +2.4%Day traded GDX to claw back losses today. Could have done better but overall saved myself from a good 3.6% loss on leverage. Gold chads win again
>>61059393https://finance.yahoo.com/news/see-bubble-forming-rush-buy-113254417.html
>>61059338>The smart money is out.show me
I like Jim Cramer, I don't get why SMG hates him. He's always bullish and uplifting!
>>61059262Officially red on my newly-bought shares. It's so fucking over.
>>61059421I'm not a futafag but girls roughhousing and implied futa is CUTE
>>61059421>Jim Cramerput your money into stocks cramer likes and dump the ones he does not
What happened today? I wanna cry -0.01%
>>61059463
POET shill come out and shill your bags harder I'm too lazy to do dd
I bought 30 spy calls expiring tomorrow at todays bottom. Already up 23% at close, hoping for at least 65% tomorrow. If we absolutely rip, Im gonna make 5 figures easy
>sold GSIW at .22 only for it to jump to .25 10 minutes laterblah blah "lock in your gains" yeah I made money but I could have made MORE
Looking for value stocks
I hope you took this opportunity to buy the dip boss.
>>61059514What did you buy today, big hoss?
>>61059514If you were my boss at work, would you still call me boss, boss?
>>61059499SOXL.
i love archer aviation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61059526When it reaches 50 RSI. Then SOXL.
>>61059499KMX
>>61059395Yes>>61059425>>61059421HOT
>>61059525I only call everyone in here boss boss. If I were your boss I reckon you'd call me boss and I would just call you whatever the fuck I wanted boss.>>61059523$SPY calls for tomorrow
at least one of my stocks is beating SPY
>>61059551Interesting... but they've got like 14 years' worth of debt
>>61058958>black rock buying aesWhat do i need to know? They gonna hold onto them for data center use or just resell them after they've cut costs
>>61059499costco
henlo mister jeromesee what you have wrought?why u not lower the rates?u could have prevented thiswe need ur emergency rate cuts nowthe blood is on ur handsthank u mister jeromeno further questions
>>61059620what does apu mean?
>>61059625WE NEED EMERGENCY RATE CUTS NOW
>>61059499Plug
Slurped a bit of VZ at close. Will likely slurp more this week as ex div is on Friday, as much as I hate dividend fags
>>61059514Hell no nigger I sold Sukkot I'm not buying until the next Jewish holiday nigger
>>61059234Yes but that indicated when during the year the markets would heat up and slow down. Now with bots and everything else, these trends no longer mean the same thing.
>>61059649You gotta be in it to win it, your loss boss.
>>61059283I'm up 102% since April. I don't really consider the swings too much.
Hello Guys,what investment vehicle would you recommend to a young american female based in japan?thank you in advance!
>>61059676
>>61059642I have been kind of waiting to see if it hits $41 but maybe I am being greedy
>>61059283another green day for PL chads!looking forward to tomorrow to prove the naysayers wrong>>61059284whoops bud ya missed it ;_;
>>61059676I recommend you invest on an airplane to leave japan
>>61059676a bucket of fried chicken
>>61059499try NVO
>>61059676I reckon you should invest in bonds. Making personal bonds with rich Japanese men should be pretty lucrative boss.
>>61059676BRK-BBuffet owns all of the best jap companies
>>61059559Fuck yeah same.
Why didn't you guys tell me selling weekly options was so lucrative. It's literally just free money..
>>61059714>rich Japanese menaren't the japanese famous for holding cash? what the fuck kind of rich people are these?
>>61059124> AI actually has revenuehahahahah
>>61059676with the yen crashing now is the perfect time to invest in japanese whores, the best on the planet. I could fly to tokyo and we could invest together
>>61059707I'm sure I have no edge (negative edge, really) in European stocks and the pharma industry, but yeah, that's a really impressive company that seems reasonably priced
>>61059755>I have no edge (negative edge, really) in European stocks and the pharma industrysame, lol. I still put a quarter of my port into it though. The ROIC alone makes it a great buy imho.
>>61059714>>61059745Sorry but I am reserving myself for an american man from california
I'm thinking about buying Boeing, it's a piece of shit hat makes flying coffins but they can milk the american taxpayer now with the Next Generation Air Dominance contract and no way DJT lets airbus stay on top.Thoughts?
>>61059790tell your man to stop shitting up the bant smg thread sweetie
>>61059802What there is another /smg/? What are the odds? I never knew that!
>up 2.11% todayI'll take itI hope my slurps pay off
Don’t you guys feel dirty making more money than people waging? It seems unethical.
>>61059843no, because I also wage
>>61059499Unironically GRRR$300M payable end of this Q from one contract with freyr technologies that will total $1.5B Two other tens of millions contracts signed in Taiwan & UK Still has up to $5Billion in potential contracts in closing stages of tender, to be announced over the next 12 - 24 months. They are Asian Palantir and the charts suggest they are about to pop. Heavily shorted so when it pops the squeeze pops it even more and it will go parabolic.Short term easy double, long term should be a multi bagger.I bought another £6,000 worth today
>>61059843but i dont make money
>>61059843The system is evil and corrupt, but if you don't participate you screw yourself and your friends/family even more
RR has been treating me right
>>61059874I've been DCAing it since i've seen (assumedly your) shilling. Seems worthwhile enough
>>61059901All it takes is one kid with a monkey tail and your investments go up in flames.
They are going to release the trillions of sterilized cash from reserves printed in 2009 and 2020 arent they?
POET sisters it’s still early
>>61059874>unprofitable>large recent losses>brutal dilution for years>not much runwayThis seems extremely speculative
which one of you money bros was buying all the stocks?
>>61059843waging builds character, then you make dirty money investing and feeling good about your hard work
>>61059338smart money is never "out", but they are more in hedge funds than usual this year which is slightly concerning for David Soxl I imagine
>>61059822>>61059790>>61059676This is obvious ragebait and fake
Bought more ko and mcdPizza place in town only had Pepsi productsPatriots in control
I wish I had more money to buy more AMZN calls
is that bullish?
>>61060120
>>61059283-0.28%
>>61060088SMT or something?
>>61060120bullish since it will fuck with the GDP numbers and make the economy seem healthier than it really is.
My understanding is that the US stock market, like the majority of financial instruments, is primarily owned by people who could lose 90% of their wealth and still be wealthier than over 90% of all people on the planet, so they pump and dump to screw regular people out of their money, and "investing" in the stock market is mostly just gambling. Add to this that the stock market is mostly controlled by machines that automatically trade based on signals.As an example of what I mean, I bought Bitcoin when it was under $30k, but I sold it because I needed the money. If I didn't really need the money I would have made thousands of dollars in profit. My lack of profit was caused by the fact that I actually needed the money in order to survive. Prior to this, I had planned on acquiring about $30k in Bitcoin when it was at $6k, but I spent the money on education instead, so now I have a shiny degree that I don't use. The people that own the majority of financial assets don't have to choose between education and assets, because $30k is so small of an amount of money to them that it's negligible, like when you tip the bartender and extra couple of dollars.My understanding is that the majority of the stock market is owned by people that do not need the money to survive. So they can choose to pump the market, then dump it, and buy more stocks at the low point, while everyone that actually needs the money suffers. And this is true of pretty much all financial instruments, which is why owning a house outright is considered to be a good investment. If the market crashes, at least you still have a roof over your head.So all of /biz/ is pretty much just people talking about getting lucky gambling, or signals from the house, which always comes out on top in the end.Thoughts?
>>61059283-.16%
>>61060240Gambling is awesome
>>61060088Maybe buy some PLNT fatass
>>61060240You seem to just be upset about your lack of conviction. Throughout college, I never once touched my brokerage to fund my lifestyle; that money isn't for me. If you genuinely believed in your investments, you would have held them. I know it's nice to feel like you're above it and better than everyone, but in reality you just seem like a salty sidelined faggot.
>>61060240>So all of /biz/ is pretty much just people talking about getting lucky gamblingwell bogling doesn't exactly make for interesting conversation
>>61060240In life there will always be winners and losers. Even if you gave every retard a million dollars, it would return to the same hands that hold it today.
>>61060240>primarily owned by people who could lose 90% of their wealthThe market goes up because they will not lose 90%, they also control the banks, SEC, GOV, DOD, and bond market. They earn hundreds of billions in dividends and interest in addition to price stock price appreciation and selling to retail and pensions. They will not let the market crash. The dollar may continues to lose most of its value but the line goes up.
>>61060278It's not necessarily that I feel above it, though I definitely feel a sensation of having missed out.Quite contrary, I am actually approaching having around $10k to invest, I own my home outright, and I should be able to invest at least 5% of my income from here on out.I just have this sensation that the system is rigged. As an example, in 2012, I moved to a new city, and the exact month I moved to the new city, housing prices in that city doubled.I love the concept of investing, but it just seems sketchy. I don't gamble in casinos, I don't play gaccha games or pay-to-win collectibles card games.But I have $10,000 to invest. That's close to 10% of my net worth. My understanding is that the majority of financial instruments are owned by people for whom $10k is so small it's almost nothing relative to what they have, and they use that against people like me.
>>61059499SOXL, PLUG, HGRAF, APLD, IREN
is anyone interested in shorting Canadian real estate?This one just went up +39% even though Canadian real estate is not doing wellIf you put in a short sell order at the current price I'll make sure it gets filled dont worry about, just tell me how many shares you wanna short
it was worth a try, it's over i became too bigi pumped the price up from $2 to $2.25 just trying to get a small position
>spmo somehow ended the day in the green when there was no pump
>gold doubled in price in year>everything is fine nothing ever happenshmmm
Log or Linear anons?
You wont believe what happens next
Up 425k on TMC, did anyone buy this when I was ranting about it a couple years ago. I've mostly taken profit and sold off but still have 23k shares left.
>>61060311>people for whom $10k is so small it's almost nothing relative to what they haveEvery who is not born rich has to start at the beginning. If 10k is a lot for you at this time, then play it safe because the last thing you wan to do is lost all of it or most of it. Its important have emergency cash pile, plus living expenses for at least 6 months if not longer. Shit happens.
>>61059124Pets.com had revenue, just not enough. The AI companies with jews in charge will be the Amazon phoenixes rising from the ashes.Then again, the closest thing I have to exposure to AI other than the SP500 index fund in my IRA is some energy stonks.
>>61060409Geraldo Rivera reveals the contents of my bank account on a live television special?
>>61060445But its different this time :)
>>61060404logmakes trends more apparentespecially for long term / macro analysis
can the god damn euro stop collapsingi missed my chance to exit my futures position with profit :(
>>61060413Congrats, I've been in and out ever since I saw your posts years back. Seems like I should've stayed in!
>>61059384I would never put my own daily life and death situation of driving in the hands of Chinese industrial manufacturing. It would be like playing the lottery in reverse.
>>61060462How can i buy 5 year puts?
>>61058958In Australian news, ANZ has made fantastic profits within a recession after cutting most of it's staff.It has made a whopping 5.7% dividend yield, other companies are expected to follow suite and fire their staff to increase their profitability.
>>61060240your understanding is gay and you sound retarded, the first rule of investing is that you don't need the money you invest to live
Easiest double you will ever have spoonfed to youhttps://www.investing.com/news/analyst-ratings/stifel-reiterates-buy-rating-on-gamblingcom-stock-maintains-15-target-93CH-4273142GAMB
>futures
TRIPSANDTHEMARKETRIPS
>>61060552There's not enough blood in my brain to understand the implication, but I am big fan of these metaphors and allegories and such.
>>61060439Conversely, if 10k is all you have you should be even more aggressive because you have less to lose
>>61060556
>>61060574>you have less to losecorrect, you do not need any spare cash for any reason, just go all in. Nothing to lose.
I'LL QUANTUM ANNEAL YOUR ASSHolly shit why the fuck do people keep buying.
>>61060574I'm going to kill myself because the meta is that I ironically didn't.
>>610601523 nocturne
>>61060404It depends on where your sister is.
>>61059822There was this whole thing. I think everyone got banned from biz or so. We all went to bant for like two years. I got hired and layed off from cisco meanwhile. Crazy how you missed all that.
DAL earnings Thursday pre-market. Get in tomorrow.
>>61060465update:fucking christ ow
>>61060273I had a 10 inch sausage pizza and a diet pepsiI have a glp1 research chemical coming in the mail and something else, so I'll be on like 6 or 7 different research chemicals at that pointI lost 23lbs in the last 3 months, not too bad, but once the glp1 arrives I bet I'll lose 10lbs next month
>I didn't buy for share appreciation I bought for the dividend >The more I'm the prices drops the more shares I can buy with my dividend >That yield is looking juicy>Yeah I understand opportunity cost but do you understand yield on cost?>I'll live off the dividends in forty years
>>61060647>diet pepsiEvery fat man insists on this humiliation ritual. I will never understand.
>>61060633thanks for the heads up brodi
>>61060655crazy how people think dividends dont get cut ever, no matter how bad a company is doing
>>61060655>unsolicited dividend seethe post
>>61060439>>61060574If you have 10k and you're not gonna DCA, you should unironically go all in. But not in a single ticker, but in an ETF instead.
>>61060601>Holly shit why the fuck do people keep buying.Expectations of future technology development, patents, sales, support, DOD money, hype. Who cares, buy buy buy make some money then dooompit and repeat.
>post market closes>Get bored immediately and go pay for a prostituteHow do I stop doing this to myself, bros... The money is so empty to me
>>61060601Are you saying that you didn't buy them when they were all still under two dollars last year?
>>61060662Retard?It doesn't have sugar, it's science you braindead animal
>>61060573Do a headstand and the blood will flow out of your boner and back to your brain
>>61060727replace prostitution with pornography to maximize your gains.
>>61060727become a prostitute. instead of paying for sex you will get paid for sex
>>61060727>pay for a prostituteget her to sign modeling contract for a little extra, don;t show your face, post to only fans as a woman, make bank. Porn is legal.
alright stop replying to the degenerate coomer guys this is his kink
>>61060672>crazy how people think dividends dont get cut ever, no matter how bad a company is doingSome companies have a very long track record of not only paying divies but also slowly increasing every year. If you bought a good divy stock long ago during a normal pull back the money can be very good. But, it takes just one loser to become CEO and trash the company. ATT and CE for example. At least ATT is still recovering.
>Ford CEO Jim Farley stated AI could wipe out literally half of all white collar jobs in a decade>Congressional Report predicts nearly 100 million jobs could be replaced in the next ten years>this includes 64% of accountants>tfw accounting major
>>61060792The best jobs for AI to replace is CEO, CFO, COO, and HR which will save a lot of money and boost profits.. The actual work still needs to be done by humans until robots and do it, and that is still a few decades off.
>>61060240>My understanding is that the majority of the stock market is owned by people that do not need the money to survive. So they can choose to pump the market, then dump it, and buy more stocks at the low point, while everyone that actually needs the money suffers.It's true that stocks are volatile, that investors who can hold for decades are rewarded, and that richer investors have an easier time doing that. But I don't think the S&P 500 is pumped and dumped by an organized conspiracy of wealthy people.>So all of /biz/ is pretty much just people talking about getting lucky gamblingYeah, most of what you see here is random chance. Most trading opportunities are exploited by traders with far more speed, information, and analytical ability than us, leaving near-randomness for everyone else.
I hate foids. god help me. buy gld.
>futuresfuck should I have slurped?
>>61060884always be slurping
Just look at Gold, kek
>>61060240>pump the market, then dump it, and buy more stocks at the low point, while everyone that actually needs the money suffersFirst, every rich person isn't working together to screw you, they're working against each other. Take some solace in that fact.Second, go look at literally any chart of the stock market. Where are the pumps and dumps you speak of? If they are somehow conspiring as you say, then they're doing it over decades. And at that point, it's such a slow moving process it's hard to attribute it to anyone.Third, lol I just realized your talking exclusively about bitcoin.Fourth, lol you're a salty loser.
>>61060454kek
>>61060633looks like a fucked up head n shouldersif anything i got a feeling to buy putsbut then again ive probably got the same feeling as when i take a rancid shit so its probably callsand if i buy both, itll crabpost thesis
>>61060923Imagine being a boomer who's still in a 60/40 automated portfolio or a zoomer who's only in crypto.
>>61059332>1.87% And tomorrow is looking like another blood bath.
>>61060620what can I say my pussy has been busy
>>61060747>it doesn't have sugarit's still poison dipshit
>>61061060Are you a doctor, or just pretending to be one online
>>61061013based noita enjoyer
>>61060684Lmao
>>61059678That's the based chinks.
The markets have stabilized from the start of the year. Any dips are basically sell offs so they can rebuy lower. So buy all dips
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-10-07/musk-s-xai-nears-20-billion-capital-raise-tied-to-nvidia-chipsIt’s all a giant circle jerk but a predictable one that prints.
>>61061180The "markets" are AI hopium. If you think that's stabilized I've got a bridge to sell you.
anyone can be a genius in a bull marketnow i understand what it really meant
>>61061186The markets are always hopium for something.Even if AI never becomes profitable (it will) , data centers will still be built, chips will still be developed, new jobs will be created ergo money will shift around so the economy will move ergo stocks will go up. The internet was a bubble too but it changed humanity forever and AI will do the same
Query successfulThe self-serving bias is a common cognitive bias where people tend to attribute positive outcomes or successes to internal factors (their own talent, effort, or skill) and attribute negative outcomes or failures to external factors (bad luck, circumstances, or the actions of others).In simple terms, we like to take credit for the good things and blame outside forces for the bad things. This bias is primarily a mechanism to protect and enhance our self-esteem.
>>61061181>circlejerkall the brainlets are calling it this and will be left behindwill you continue to parrot what the 99% are saying, or will you be the 1% that will actually look at the details and figure out the real storyand no matter what the real story is, the truth is bubbles are also very lucrative.it's only 1997 btw
You did buy POET right
WHERE'S THE V-SHAPED RECOVERY GODDAMIT
>>61061209tulips also make moneydoesnt mean the tulip bubble wasnt a bunch of horseshit
>>61060620The tranny didn't miss anything it's the same schizo that ruined bant
ONDS bros 43% in five days, how much more we going to gain this week?
tfw doubled down on euro futuresfuck.i should’ve exited instead
gold chads
>>61059021It will pop next year
>*slightly uncomfrtble looking dog*
>>61061411Needs a dog sock puppet as the rotten cherry on this stinky sundae of shit kek
>>61061411I thought MSFT was splitting from Open AI? MSFT has its own data centers and can just continue AI development on its own.
>>61061409>>61061416couldnt care less. tell me what stock will make me money in three hours or less or neck yourself you obese neckbeard
Gold won’t stop pumping
Check the gold price on the internet
>>61061476>>61061491an increase of 1.20%???? holy shit BUY BUY BUYold news kys
>>61061495Meanwhile the shit and piss 500
>>61061013>>61061102WTF I've actually just started playing noita this week. Currently on a new game+4 run now. It's kino but heaven is really tough to get through with the polymorph and teleport shitters
>>61061499whats your point? finding a single stock that will make a significant move too difficult pea brain? >poo poo pee pee make it funnyfind the nearest bridge and jump off it
I'm drunk at a lounge at the airport. Economic impact?
>>61061508Pro gamer
>>610592832.45% todaytoo bad I was too scared to commit a few months ago so the value of the gains isnt too much
>>61061514>shit and piss
Silver Bros!The event horizon approaches!
>>61061518Thats literally me
>>610592835%, all in on gold miner smallcaps
Tech trannies its another round of financing >“Elon Musk’s xAI is nearing a $20 billion funding round, including up to $2 billion in equity from Nvidia, tied to GPU purchases for its Colossus 2 data center in Memphis.>The financing — split between $7.5 billion in equity and $12.5 billion in debt — will use a special-purpose vehicle backed by Nvidia chips, offering Wall Street a new model for AI infrastructure financing.”
>>61061538I mean, they were down yesterday
>>61061522just another random idiotic statement from a person who doesnt think for themselves and believes everyone is as gullible as they are.>The S&P 500 is a major stock market indicator and a barometer for the U.S. economy, representing 500 leading U.S. publicly traded companies across leading industries. As a market index, its performance is used to gauge the overall health and direction of the large-cap U.S. stock market, with its movement reflecting investor sentiment and the broad market's performance. >meanwhileread a fucking book
>>61061491My gold and silver position are only 5% each sadly. As is my china position and they have all paid out well.
>>61061538Leveraged gold. I'm proud of you anon. The biggest gains to be made are small international mining done in places like Ghana and mindinao where a small capital infusion could generate 10x
>>61061561Kek, thank you for your opinion
>>61061578likewise>>61061539
>>61061561This is what TA "analyst" actually believe.
>Futures>https://youtu.be/nUdEkZKhlC0?si=IlshgUA9aeM84UnK
>>61061539>has 500billion>hey guys, how about you give me some more for my other company, I really need more money, got none lying around
I love how orange nigger can pump any stock with a single mention with the sole exception of the one I own: fanny nigger mae I'm fucking seething. Its like in not allowed to make it. How many more tweets and articles does shit fucking need?I just want a good 20%, which is somehow more than reasonable in this nigger market.Of course, the second I hit max pain and sell it will rocket. But never while I'm bag holding. I simply cannot make money, its like my trades are being tracked. What the fuck do you want from me?
>>61061581The quote about xAI isnt my opinion its facts happening right now
>>61061584>Charles Dow absolutely intended for the Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJIA) to serve as an indicator of the broader economy.sorry going to have to trust charles dow, lew schellbach, and richard wyckoff, and not you on this one>>61061610youre a fucking idiot stfu and dont ever respond to me again
I told you niggers to buy JBS on the bottom yesterday
>>61061611>doesn't understand market cap The Shit and Piss 500 is a better indicator of the economy than the Dow
>>61061630>30 vs 500 companies
>>61061630>>61061646Not sure about that
https://www.barchart.com/
>>61059259I'm sitting on META calls that expire in 3 weeks.If it doesn't go up later this week, Imma sell at a loss probably.
>>61061719>>61061719>>61061719
>>61061730We're only on page 2 chief
>>61061736The crypto spam will fix this
>>61059676>what investment vehicle would you recommend to a young american female based in japan?>thank you in advance!I would recommend talking to a financial/investment expert. You've got two sets of tax laws to worry about, as well as currency risk (as the conversion rate between dollars and yen fluctuates).Also, are you just talking 401(k)/retirement account investing? Or are you also building a personal portfolio via a brokerage account?And how experienced an investor are you? Do you have experience with stocks, bonds, mutual funds? More exotic/risky assets like options and futures? Do you prefer to trade on technicals or fundamentals?
>>61061606>buying fanny nigger mae >management too dumb to be good normally>management also too dumb to pay bribesIt's that simple. Even INTC CEO got the memo.It really is just a testament to how dumb you are for investing in absolute retards.
>>61060240>As an example of what I mean, I bought Bitcoin when it was under $30k, >So all of /biz/ is pretty much just people talking about getting lucky gambling, or signals from the house, which always comes out on top in the end.>Thoughts?Well, first off, saying that you're wealthier than 90% of the planet isn't saying much. Last I checked, that just meant having two thousand dollars.Investing - real investing - isn't gambling. It involves looking at the fundamentals and/or technicals of an asset, using them to value the asset, and understanding how local and world events could impact that valuation.For example, I'm primarily a fundamental investor in stocks. As such, I look at the price to earnings ratio, the book value, the long term debt . . .when picking an investment. When I buy a company, it's because I know that it's healthy, with good prospects for future growth, and so far it's worked pretty well for me.And as a fundamental investor, I can't buy cryptocurrencies. They have no known fundamentals to evaluate, so I have no way of knowing what a good price is. (That's not a criticism of crypto traders, by the way. It's just my investing style and techniques aren't suited for it.)As for pump-and-dump, insider trading, and market manipulation? It's illegal, but I'm not naive enough to believe it doesn't happen - I've seen too many suspiciously well timed trades over the years.I've also seen a lot of people who use the market to gamble. They just pick names that sound cool, or that they heard on CNBC, without really knowing or trying to understand what they've bought. But again, that's not investing.There are a lot of good books and reputable websites, if you're trying to learn to invest. Do you need/want some recommendations?
>>61059499PATH, LAC
Any EOSE bros here?
