top dog edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61064419
>>61065883LOL this is hilarious. Based top dog. Also first for SoundHound crashing tomorrow so I can buy my calls back cheap.
>silber
>AMZN
I'm both the best and worst trader on smg
>market closes on retard pump>Leaving all my 0dte puts worthless>Immediately dumpsThis bubble nigger market is a scam and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. I'm drinking all day now and hitting my dog
Honestly the gayest and niggermost market I’ve witnessed for a very long time today.
drank too much coffee and cant sleep
>>61065915you dont short in hyperinflation
>>61065858i may be the best "trader" on es em gee, but some days i even surprise myself
I LOVE DONALD TRUMPHE'S GOING TO FUCKING MAKE US RICH AND ESTABLISH WORLD PEACE WORLD WIDE WEB THANKS SAM HYDE™
Would you be as mad if you didn't do options?
I shifted everything to index funds this year, but only after the April crash.Should have done it much sooner.Pic related is 3 years performance vs benchmark.
>>61065930zoom out
I am new and ready to make mistakes to learn from.
>>61065941>oh cool a zoomiego back
>>61065930You're still ugly and alone
>>61065858+1.45%+.8% so far this week
>>61065940ok
>>61065930>a measly 17% gain>>61065914check em
Bobros tomorrow will be better
>>61065866awfully hyperbolic of you. i am merely asking a question. it is important to care 'to what degree' so you can determine how much of its success can actually be attributed to non-TA related market behavior and isnt just dependent on other people also using TA, lol.
>>61065952zoom out>>61065883You ARE gonna text "POTUS" to 45470, right anon?
>>61065947Hey I'm a zoomie too
>>61065964why the fuck would anyone sign up for scam texts from the scammer in chief?
bought $25k of TSLA put options for sept 2026, AMA
>>61065858+3.05% today+5.80% this week+19.61 "YTD" (Only started trading in JuneFeelin good. Glad I put 5k in my account to get a nice slurp yesterday
>>61065971kek libtard>>61065975>bought $25k of TSLA put options for sept 2026, AMAthesis status?
>>61065947no
>>61065982You're doing really nice Chieanon (and I'm happy to see her whenver you post)
What anon said we wouldn't close red. Dow closed red
>>61065994Thank you anon. She was my first waifu and always has a place in my heart (I have far too many photos of her saved but dont post too many in a thread at a time - nobody likes an avatarfag)
>>61065913>waiting for it to dip at least a bit before buying yesterday, it goes up instead>hoping that the market will keep going down today>getting more and more sidelinedAMZN is just going to keep riding that elevator up before earnings, isn't it?
>>61065952happy for you>>61065961valid and crucial point. Technical analysis is best viewed as a map of market sentiment and behavior that is, to a large extent, self-referential. Its success is partially dependent on the fact that others use it. This ensures that when a clear signal appears, there's collective action to push the price in the predicted direction. Its ultimate profitability and sustained success are dependent on identifying price movements that are also supported by non-TA market drivers (fundamentals, macroeconomic factors, or a deeper understanding of market psychology).In short, TA is like a traffic light: many people follow it (the self-fulfilling part), but the traffic light is only useful because there's also a fundamental need for cars to move from point A to point B (the non-TA related market behavior).
>>61065887>already pumping
>>61066002She's literally the worst girl how mind broken by life do you have to be to be a Chiefag.
Seems like jacket man is on tv/news every other day trying to hype investors up lately.Bearish or bullish?
>>61066017Fuck off LarryfagI simply like women who i can exercise and watch kung fu movies withPlus the spats
>>61065997Nobody cares about the Down syndrome Jones anymore, unc.
>>61065930>>61065952Damn anon that's sick, good job. My best days are like 5% - 7% at most and those only happen once in a blue moon.
>>61065913i've already bought 105 shares I don't want to buy more
>>61065858+6%, so I’m nearly back to where I was a few weeks ago. My puts got demolished, but it’s whatever. I have more ITM calls.
>>61065975ive got 25k sitting in a gambling account.. go on.
>>61065858+3.6%
>>61066022Extremely K shaped.
>entire euro dump from 11am erased>sold my futures an hour agogod fucking christpiss i could’ve had a green day
>Germany just posted an ugly industrial production print for August:>Overall output down 4.3% MoM (way worse than any forecast).>The auto sector, Germany’s largest industrial segment cratered 18.5% MoM (seasonally adjusted).
>>61066022Obviously BULLISH.He's like Musk without autism and politics. He knows he will be on history books leading the IA MEGAPUMP
>>61066065Your sacrilege and blasphemy will room you to not only financial losses, but more importantly, spiritual losses.
Have you guys seen the auto parts supplier bloodbath?After the First Brands bankruptcy I looked into it and the problem seems to be even greater in Europe and Germany especially, with many bankruptcies and others cutting thousands of jobs.Apparently auto parts suppliers making stuff for normal combustion cars cannot find investors because it's outdated. Meanwhile, the ones making parts for EVs invested heavily in capacity but they are underutilized because nobody is buying that crap.Meanwhile automakers can see the freight train that is coming from China so they no longer care about keeping their suppliers alive and are letting them die off.It's not looking good and I think the car makers themselves are next.
>>61066066ok thanks germany for making me feel better about closing my euro futures
>>61065948You'd think!Finished my IONZ position today, still think its a buy anywhere under 4 and PT for IONQ is 50.
spy REALLY wants to hit 700
>>61066086what companies should I invest in for total foid genocide?
>>61066066>>61066079time to buy back into CARD? (-3x auto inverse etf, basically SOXS for cars)
>>61066093tsla (sex robots in the near future)bitchud (obviously)
>>61066086How fucking hot do you have to be for a girl to look at you like that
>coworkers are now asking me about buying gold and silver barsit's over, isnt it
>>61066102>coworkers are talking about AMD pump in real-timeYes it's over
>>61066066bullish
>>61066102In August my normie friends were talking about investing in gold. They did not know how to do it.I said nothing.
>>61065914Oh Anon, oh no!>>61065915You're a retarded contrarian who deserved to lose his lunch money, chump!>>61065930I kneel>>61066102The dumbest friend I have messaged me about buying gold today lmaoOh god. Oh no. Its literally joever.
>>61066101They actually interviewed this actress because of this video going viral and apparently she was just trying really hard not to laugh, it's from some Turkish soap opera and that was supposed to be a serious scene.
>the bull market just started
>>61066066despite that dax is pumping madly
>>61066066obsessed kike
>>61065930being in GME during the initial squeeze i had a +250,000$ day
>>61066066This and France are going to kill the € for good
>>61066132Honestly I can see it now, it does looks like she’s holding back on laughing or smiling
>>61066136A real bull market has never been tried
>>61066102it is forsooth.
>>61066142The Euro is up on the year
>>61066150So far...
I am getting concerned bros . When is the -2% day coming?
>>61066102Gold soaring is kinda bullish for Bitcoin right
Reminder kiddos, you already missed the pullback earlier this year.
>>61066151speaking of
UNG looks like it has a nice bullish setup on the weekly chart>>61066157Actually I missed the pullback when the Jews took my foreskin
>>61066157AI slop
>>61066157what about the 5% three times per year, you stupid nigger? where's my pullback
>>61066156Not really all that money should be flowing into Bitcoin. It's more convenient, auditable, and scarce. Kinda concerning gold is going on this run. Bitcoin would be at 500k with that kind of money.
>>61066146In real bullism, the major markets cede power to a plethora of local mini markets. Allowing neighbours to dictate market forces for their own communities free of Zionist interference.
>>61066066>The auto sector, Germany’s largest industrial segment cratered 18.5% MoM (seasonally adjusted).Absofuckinglutely deservedChina is eating EU car industry alive
>>61066159Good thing they built all those data centres then wasn't it?
>>61066148We $5,500 EOY thoughbeit
>>61066142My LVMH are doing very fine these days THOUGH. Still has quite a bit to go, overall it's down a lot these last two years, but the past few days have been good nonetheless.
>>61066171I think it’ll happen soon, I’m tangentially invested through coin, mara, and mstr. eventually the money from gold and meme stocks will flow back as no one wants to hold the constantly falling USD
>>61066168they are stackable, patience my bobo kin
tfw you haven't looked at your stocks in awhile and AMD is on a moon missionmaybe someday I'll sell
>>61066176no theyre notabsolutely delusional
the middle scroll button on my mouse just randomly decided that it no longer scrolls it is now the previous page button and I do not like this. How the fuck do i fix this? REEEE I can't scroll
>>61066055Grim
Here's the GAMB playbook up to & after earnings in 5 weeks timeWe are double bottoming as we speak. This is the cheapest it will ever be.
>>61066157It doesn't even drop 1% anymore
>>61066199Yeah I clearly hallucinated the raise of MG and BYD in Europe, it's totally not happening>>61066201Maybe you can make a 1 line AutoHotKey script to fix that
Klaviyo Inc - KVYO - Now is the time to grab cheapies. Solid 30% rev growth y/y. Institutions are going to jump on this and push it to $40+ soon. It dropped almost 30% on no news just recently. Get in niggas.
>>61066208lmao this is literally the worst TA I have ever seen
>>61066221The worst you've seen so far :)Here was my prophetic GRRR TA go check the chart
>>61066214>1 line AutoHotKey script to fix thata nigga what? why can't you tech bhenchods just make shit that works>>61066218what kind of AI company is this?
>>61066154All the -2% days are coming in the future all at once.
>>61066221>gambling.comIt's like pottery
>>61066214lolwutdelusional chink
I need a blue chip stock that will go up 100% by the end of the year at least 10b market cap. Help me out bros
>>61066246Unironically Sandisk
>>61066246NVDA
>>61066246KROGER
>>61066246Nestle and Paypal both look somewhat "cheap" ?
>>61066246PayPal
>>61066246chips are usually black
>>61066253Fuck I needed that a month ago >>61066254It’s my largest holding already but I don’t expect more than 20% rest of the year Also revising the mcap to like 5B, I think Mara might be the play
>>61066231It's the preferred CRM / marketing automation platform for retail (B2C). All successful growing retail brands use it. As far as AI is concerned, they do have some AI product related to email but I am not too familiar with it. Wife uses it for all her email marketing work though, which is the only reason I know about it. KVYO founder still owns like 30% of the company and leads it. Just looking at him you can tell he is a high IQ individual.
>>61066256I don’t see it personally but I’ll add it to my watch list >>61066260>>61066264PayPal and Block are ones I very strongly considered and is on my list, thanks for reminding me
>>61066236>GeelyBruh
>>61066280thats just Volvo
>>61066275AMZN
>>61065858+7.5% today+25% monthGood, I need to keep up.
>>61065883So bobos, when the shutdown goes on for much longer than expected, which company is hardest hit and goes belly up? What does the cascade look like?Who is most vulnerable short term?
these markets are making me thirsty
>>61066305I like Amazon and their aws/cloud but between nvda/amd/avgo and recently mrvl I just don’t have the capital to spend on Amazon. I’m specifically looking for a more speculative 100%+ potential play with the last 5-10% of my cash
>>61066320wait for KVUE to dip below 10 and load up
Genuinely im retarded, what is the risk of buying bizd?
>>61066340whats that?
>>61066343yesTrump is in deep troublehe will either start a war or tank the economyhe needs a crisis
>>61066345Etf of bcd funds
>>61066335Kvue is on my watchlist as well,Might jump in at $15 or so for a potential rebound. Other ideas were cmg and Lulu for beaten down stocks but I’d pick them up December when others are selling them for tax loss harvesting
>>61066343does anyone even care
henlo mister jerometoday the dow jones was very flatthis is ur fault u must fix itplease lower the ratesimmediately if possible do emergencythank u mister jerome
>>61066364:)
>>61066343oh no that's so bad which congressman exactly?
first close over C$3 for ai dashcams :)
>>61065930>>61065952>Implying you actually traded for this and didn't just add your retirement accounts to your portfolio My brokerage says I'm up 400% this year just because I linked my accounts last month lol
What are some tickers that are really to pop? Please don’t post bullshit that is already up 80% in 1 week
>>61066381HGRAF
>>61066381CBRL
>>61066381MXC
>>61066381ETOR. Don't wanna repeat myself so I'll just put it in pic rel
>>61066381GRRR is unironically going to pop
>>61066393>Buying an Israeli company>Expecting not to get JewedYeah, thanks, no thanks.
>>61066358Trump doesthat why most likely the government wont reopen anytime soonprepare accordingly
>>61066414Jews own this one. I'm just hitching a ride
>>61066408
>>61066255kekkies
If gold crashes it will bring us down along with them too right?
Oh I sold my AMD the other day and meant to rebuy at 210 and just assumed it would go back down and I missed out on more gains. That sucks :(
>>61066255Lmao>>61066424LolI just want the best for my smiggers :)
I now understand why people say you shouldn't short bubbles
>>61066439thats not how it works
>>61066439Stocks: NoMining Stocks: Oh Yeah Big Time
>>61066443Same. I got my gains but it always sucks to watch something you sold go up more
>>61066450you dont short in hyperinflation
>>61066450Hmm this river seems to be flowing very quickly in one direction and everyone is having fun riding the current?I know! I'll use all my strength to swim against the current, surely the real party is upstream. I'm so smart, look at all these idiots laughing and joking their way down the lazy river.
>>61066453If gold crashes wont mining stocks have a huge bounce back after posting their earnings? miners lag the price of gold
>>61066458>>61066461I tried to be a rational investor in an irrational time.
>>61066464SHUT UP
>>61066469on the other handif inflation picks up then stock historically do very poorly
>>61066469Rational people don't short telegraphed melt ups.
>>61066469Did Buffet make his fortune from shorting?Did Musk?Literally the biggest best shorts have been a pittance compared to the great longs.Other than that rat Soros sending the Pound into the shadow realm after we freed him from the camps where he was a willing collaborator.
>>61066439gold's not crashing but I encourage everyone here to short it
LINE GO UP FOREVER :DDDD
>>61066461>>61066450>You could hear the margins calling, they seemed to say>Don't be breakin' my baaaaank>Beary, Don't That Way>As we play long's old sweet song down Wallstreet Bay
>>61066416Neither side has much reason to concede. Everyone will just blame the party they dislike and the person to show weakness first loses. The only thing that would put pressure on would be a market dump but so long as we keep retard pumping it wont happen.I would say Uncle Sam is closed for 30 days minimum. At the moment there isn’t even the hint of a deal.
AMDbros we eatan good tonite
>>61066484Thank you Anon that was beautiful my smiggerI knew there were a lot of autists on this boardBut I didn't know we had so many artists :3
>>61066481yes, because most of the gains of the stock market are just inflation
let em cook
>>61066496Awww you're welcome tee hee :3/v/ the musical is going on so I am in the parody mood
>>61066491will at least break the record
I made $5 in unrealized gains today
Just went all in on GAMB shares
>>61066498Better to gain from inflated stock prices than baghold a dying currency (All of them).
>>61066510Fucking legend. In 5 weeks earnings should pump this. In 12 months World Cup winnings should rip this up past $25.
my SOX are LONG
I am going to make more money tomorrow.
Bow down to the king this was $8.87
>>61066548Is was $5 a couple years ago
>>61066511or own gold
>>61066554Name a competitorMcdonalds has inflated the least
>>61066340Losing money
>>61065914You are making money on ASTS, nothing to worry about. Its always true you "could have made more" but no one knows for sure what the price will be at any give time. I bought NBIS for about 23 and sold a call for strike about 30 and it ripped to about 50, but I still made money on the premium and difference between cost and strike, so a win is a win. The important thing is you are making money, don't worry about theoretical losses (shown in red in your pic).
>>61066548Did you win?
>>61066569you're not my real dad don't tell me what to do
>>61066548>2 fry>2 burger>diet cokeAlways funny.
>Futures
>>61066582I'm always winning so hard I didn't even think about peeling the sticker
Celebrating my AMD by eating a dog
>>61066548Search result says>Ozempic typically costs around $499 for a month's supplyso in fairness you should add about $42 to that price.
>>61066556
>>61065883Are there anymore of these videos showing the "top dog"? My curiosity is piqued.
>>61066593Impressive acrobatics for a fat fuck to make that work.
>>61066548Ok I was dogging on you for not getting fries last time but 2 large is too much at once bro way too much sodium for your body to process . This + a free cup of water is my order but u can add a small drink for $1.50 if u want
>>61066556nice 10 year bear market.... surely that wont happen again
gold is dipping
>>61066628the stock market was in a bear market from 2000 to 2014
>>61066603I'm not going to take ozempicThis is in the mailkimerachems co/product/orforglipron-30ml-liquid-12mg-ml/
I'm going to In N Out wish me luck
>>61066372Good job anon
god damn it i unshorted gold three seconds before it redcandled
>>61066634not with dividends/averaging down it was only like 2 years. meanwhile gold has had multiple 10, 20 and even 30 year year bear markets
>>61066642Gg get raped, losing money>>61066627The deal was too good it was 2 doubles and 2 any size fry for $7, I value maxxedImagine Eddie hall near his peak and shrink him down to 5'9" I've been dieting hard and dropped 40lbs in 2 years, I can pack of body weight like it's nothing
>>61066664the stock market was literally lower in 2010 than it was in 2000what are you hallucinating about?
>>61066665Damn nice I need to shed a few pounds so I haven’t been to McDonald’s in a minute, but glad to see the deals are still good. Can’t eat anywhere else for that price besides maybe taco bell value menu
>>61065915stop gambling nigger, try the buy and hold strategy instead with a company that actually has a fucking future. heres a free tip gl anon: https://www.linkedin.com/posts/will-marshall-715662_thrilled-to-announce-our-next-generation-activity-7381706733578227714-wp0M
the people that causes 2008 got off scott-free
>>61066602t. hasan piker
>>61066686truewalls street is a criminal enterprise
>>61066686Reminder that the people who will cause 2029 are shitposting amongst us right now.
>>61066686>2007 housing crash>#occupywallstreet>tranny movement "organically" starts a year laterHMM
>>61066198based. love lisa su
>>61066697based knower
ISRAEL-HAMAS DEAL IMMINENTTRUMPFUCKINGWONHOSTAGES TO BE RELEASEDGOD BLESS THE USAGOD BLESS TRUMPGOD BLESS ISRAELGOD BLESS NETANYAHU
>>61066246planet fucking labs
>>61066697>tea party starts "organically" a year later
>>61066706We're about to see the most deserved Nobel Peace Prize nomination since Hitler
>>61066274the preferred “crm/marketing automation” platform is fucking salesforce u idiot
>>61065883BTW op this is the best gif, I sent a YouTube short of this to my mom once
>>61066697So what if we destroyed western civilization? At least I got to keep my private jet.
>>61066706>israel will totally stop bombing kids because orange hitler said soyeah right lol
>>61066719maybe there is more to itare dogs really this hierarchical?and why, he doesnt even look like the strongest dog
I've opened a small position in ZVRA if anyone wants some gains with me
>>61066493cheers
This stock is a good investment because of the dividend
>>61066686Not true we occupied wall street and one guy went to prison. So that's pretty much justice swinging it's huge dick around. They'll never do it again especially with cars like literally right now.
>>61066731you mean Bernie Madoff?
Honestly anonies, I'm no smart fella, but if you believe AI is a scam, what should you even invest in? If my ai stocks don't moon in a week I'm selling them. But besides that, nothing seems worth investing in.
>>61066725It's aura or mindset basically, he's the shotcallerThe gif I watched broke it downThe dog barking on the wood is like the town crier warning everyone the boss is coming
>>61066731
>>61066737Cash is trash. If your stocks are just bad then that's a massive improvement from trash homie smigga.Which AI stonks out of curiosity?
>>61066726K I'm in
>>61066738>The gif I watched broke it downyou mean from a dog expert?
>>61066737Mcd and ko
>>61066635so… how are u supposed to take it? buy in powdered form and mix in water or what?
>>61066735https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kareem_SerageldinWe did it reddit.
>>61066750No it was like a zoomer edit youtube short where it just broke down what was happening with text on the screen and slowmo, seemed pretty accurateBasically that one dog was starting shit, boss comes in to settle it, ather dogs are warning everyone the boss is coming
>>61066747Some AI slop to assure you my smigger:The consensus 12-month price target among analysts is around $24.00 (implying ~125% upside) MarketBeat+1Some more optimistic forecasts stretch to $29.00, and more conservative ones to $18.00 Fintel+4MarketBeat+4Zacks+4Fintel reports a similar range: low ~$18.18, high ~$30.45, average ~$24.48 FintelValueInvesting.io also gives an average forecast of ~$24.48 (range $18.18 – $30.45) Value InvestingSo the broad target range is $18 to $29, with many analysts clustering around $24.One of my fave fintwitters thinks its severely undervalued, I'll keep an eye on it until it breaks $12.50 then set a trailing stop
>>61066754This one is a solution but yes, exactlyDown the gullet it goes
>>61066755lolthe jews jailed some dumbfuck egyptian
>>61066746>Which AI stonks out of curiosity?Standard shit, NVIDIA, AMD, APLD (I bought it because of shilling)None of them are bad. But I genuinely from bottom of my heart don't really trust AI. I'm willing to suck a bit money off from it. But I just can't see it actually bringing in profit. Unless they do some weird oonga boonga like social media had where they operate on loss forever but the shadow government pumps money into them in hopes of killing all competition so the value actually goes up.
>>61066758interesting
I took phenibut in Vietnam once and it was literally the limitless drug.If I had just a small supply I would be the greatest investor the world has ever seen.
thoughts on semiconductors like BAKA for long term hold?
>buys back gold futures contracts for profit>gold fucking dumps quite literally 3 seconds laterkill me
>>61066768Bruh you are about to talk yourself out of generational wealth (depending on your average price and how much you hold)Legit log out of your broker, close your app and ignore the noise.Chat GPT isn't going to have a smaller userbase and use less power this time next yearNor is GrokNor is GeminiThis is the start of a whole new industry, yes it is speculative but we have more capital to power that speculation than ever before.Now NVDA & AMD are hold forever stocks. I wouldn't fuck APLD personally but I'm retarded so what do I know?
>>61066779cant go up every day
>>61066665I will always pay extra to have white people make my food
>>61066780Maybe you right. I don't know. Long term I can't help but be deeply skeptical. I guess I'll hold them for a month. If it goes up, I'm keeping them. Looking the numbers going up and down is not doing me any good.
>>61066770and what did you do while you were limitless in vietnam? literally nothing of note obviously
>>61066737AI is not a scam, it (will be) the future.What is a scam is believing in exponential growth now.Context length and memory are a persistent issue and no one has a good solution. There are a limit to how many data centers you can throw at the problem, it’s a hard one that’s intrinsic to how the tech works and will require LLMs to basically be invented a second time to get around it.In the short term it will have real implications like putting movie studios out of business, AI for images/video will be a a market table-flipper in the near term.But while you may be fooled by scam metrics like needle-haystack, every llm breaks down fairly quickly and gets Alzheimer’s, then schzioid personality, the full schizophrenia at longer contexts. >source?Go see the coomsages on /aicg/ . You shouldn’t be betting millions on something you haven’t fucked with extensively.
For those of you present AH, here's a move for tomorrow:SpaceX has a launch tomorrow night.Buy DXYZ at open and hold. Sell on Friday if launch is successful.If launch doesn't go as planned, hold until December's launch.Don't say you weren't told.
>>61066335>>61066357>KVUEI didn't know it had fallen so hard recently. And yet it isn't particularly cheap, is it
>>61066800>like putting movie studios out of businessdelusional
>>61066776dude BAKA isnt a semiconductor company
>>61066799I went to the highrise casino in HCMC and paid for my entire trip lmao. Roulette and blackjack. I was in the zone tanking cigs drinking beers it was epic.Here's a free tip for you smiggers, Black 26.
>>61066443how is this plushie so attractive wtf
>>61066808its putting porn sites out of business that's for sure. literal gooner hyper-fuel.
why is it all so absurdly green?
>>61066815Yellow fever rots the optic nerve similar to toxoplasmosis. You have less than a decade to live. After which you will have walled Asian wife with broken english and tiny hapa son who hates you for cursing him and slutty hapa daughter who brings home another terminal yellow fever patient and the cycle perpetuates. >>61066797NVDA & AMD are at all time highs, yes there might be a small pullback but they are hot ticket items every schmuck knows and pours their monthly pay stub into, up or down, rain or shine.Just go for a walk and forget it for a few weeks if you can. Remember, the best performing accounts are the least active. Took me a lot of painful lessons to appreciate it.
>>61066800>AI is not a scam, it (will be) the future.But I just don't believe in it. I know people say that they are more productive with it and what not. But I believe whatever benefits you can get from it will be meaningless in the face of how much bullshit these things produce. Codebases writen by humans are horrid and often times, unable to be changed by anyone after few years. If shit is written with AI, the problem is just worse. And we had AI for 3 years now, and it's not like we are seeing software out of this world besides people masturbating to tech demos.When it comes to art, I feel lot of people will push back against AI, as AI is used to produce bullshit. I recently had some video about "which ocean you are swimming in" recommended for me on youtube. And it's crappy tiktok about a dude swimming in an ocean filled with teeth, or one filled with hair or some other stupid shit. I doubt producing memes on mass scale is profitable. Sooner or later someone will just get tired of this shit. It's just digital crack.I guess robotics might be a good long term bet? But I wouldn't be 100% confident there too, although it would be the place where I could put most money without cynicism.
>>61066815Maybe stop gooning to Asians.
>>61066827because a lot of people are bagholding cash and they're panic selling
>>61066827dollar is approaching toilet paper status
>>61066833a non-insignificant amount of layoffs have occured already attributed to AI, per ADP
penny stock bros look at DFLI and AZIgonna pop to 4 and 1 by eoy
>>61066843And an MIT study says 95% on the companies that tried to implement AI didn't follow suit. Whatever ADP was told by companies, it was mostly an excuse. I would say that as well to mask my own difficulties and keep my stonk strong.
>>61066843its a lie to cover up that most domestic software engineering positions are going to indians. something like 40% of all positions in the US right now are held by immigrants.in my experience AI does not write maintainable code at all it produces bloated trash
>>61066730lol
>>61066853Bull cases for both?
>>61066843I can believe that, but we are in AI euphoria right now. At my work there also is a project where AI is going to be integrated into it. When I heard about I wondered how it would ever help at the job, but if it's my boss and the customer want it, I can't talk it down. Especially since I am not someone high up in my company. Will AI reduce the number of people necessary in some jobs? Probably yeah, but I believe in the long term it causes more issues than it solves, and right now we are in a time where AI is thrown into every wall in hopes that it will stick to some. Now it will stick to some, but most of them? Probably not.
How much of the current AMD pump after the initial Open AI announcement is a short squeeze, though?I imagine quite a few shorts were caught with their pants down while the 30% pump dildo was rammed into their assholes unlubed.
>>61066853Adding to my listI want my goddamn paycheck to come in so i can dca into more shit but i still gotta wait a week
>>61066791Implying you know everyone who works there
>>61066889AMD moving higher is the ultimate top signal
I'd be a millionaire right now if I didn't go 30% cash
>>61066908Are you 70% of the way there?
>>61066908And I'd be your Dad if I was shagging your MumDon't cry over spilt gains smigger. Its unbecoming and frankly demeaning for all of us.
>>61066867DFLI chart looks yummers. They are a lithium battery company with new investorAZI will have news. They can not have a reverse split in 2025. It loves to pop above 30c. Needs 50c and the algos will do work
>>61066790mostly pissed because i was (correctly) shorting gold futures but canceled it three seconds before the flash dump.and then bought gold futures.fucking hell
I have $10,000 I don't know what to do with. Give me one reason I shouldn't buy puts with all of it and short this clown market. If I can time right it's an easy ten-bagger.
>>61066940happens
>>61066934kino
>>61066981Do it pussy
>>61066981>Guh
>>61066981See >>61066450
>>61066934include the 2010 flash crash>BUDDY>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfhIX8jm3W4
>>61066981Greenspan called the dotcom a bubble as early as 1996
>>61067014I can time it correctly. I unironically believe this. >>61067034The Shiller PE was 27, not fucking FORTY when Greenspan said that.
>>61067016kinohttps://youtu.be/E1xqSZy9_4I?t=17
>>61067046then don't invest in megacaps like Oracle that have ridiculous valuations alreadyplenty of low hanging fruit left, but yeah I'm still gonna go 30% cash as a hedge
>sold all my calls at a massive profit>they're all up big in the aftermarket How do I not rope.
>>61066843Again, the problem is memory and context length. The way the technology works, it simply cannot handle anything which has a longer time horizon than a few hours. If your job basically boils down to being an extra set of mental hands for a manager doing odd jobs for them throughout the day, you should be worried as this is something AI can handle.But big projects, multi day interactions with customers, all sorts of things like that, no.Because of the way LLMs work FUNDAMENTALLY, it will not be able to replace self directed work, which is the majority of work done with brains. This is not something there will be an easy solution for, like I said, it will need to basically be a completely new technology, as different from the current LLM as vaccines are from antibiotics.I really do recommend that if you don't want to become an AI coomer, you at least try to run a little RPG with the various versions of GPT or Claude or Gemini.>why?Because you will see that a lot of the "improvements" of the more recent model families claim to be making are just down to them working as speed reading search engines, and that real improvements are marginal and hard to notice.With an RPG or story, where the AI wont be able to just search up the answers on the internet and where the story can venture broadly into territory it hasn't specifically been trained for (benchmark tests, LSAT, MCAT, etc), you will see things really are improving at a brisk walk rather than a sprint.Please do this before betting your life savings on AI.>>61066981Our time is just around the corner.Be patient brother (next week)
i look forward to when we can replace congressmen with AI
>>61067091By realizing that taking a loss is worse than taking a gain
>>61066981You're still too early. 2026. Buy year-long puts in Feb.
>>61066982fucking sucks knowing i was right but pussied out and spit on my own grave by switching sides
>>61067107You underestimate the amount of people that are just an extra set of hands. AI can close to perfectly generate slide decks for investment bankers or reports financial analysts spend a whole day making. Only the top performers will be kept as they can do tasks much quicker with AI
>>61067091>sold all myscale out next timeYou sell to take profit and de-risk but you forgot to hedge against increasing profitDon't guess just prepare for either outcomeunless this is some weekly call then yeah just sell it all because ur gambling
>>61067121That's still too early, it's not a coincidence that dotcom crash started in Q4 of 1999you miss guidances whatever you don't change it and you let people think ohh they're not changing guidance that means the revenue for the rest of the year is going to be amazing!! Then Q4 comes oops lol missHow do you know if it's 1997 or 1998 or 1999 though? Simple, it's 1997
Is Microsoft still a good buy? I had 10k to blow on stocks and I bought all in on microsoft. Normally I buy VOO or QQQ, but they all seemed like they've all been inflating the last few weeks.
>>61066737I uh-uh how big does my portfolio have to be to have a gf like that!?>>61066827I do not know but wew it sure is pumping like USD is losing value.
my gambling account is beating my bogle account this month. In terms of dollars, not by much... but it's like 1/3 the size. In percent, it's way ahead. Maybe I should start gambling it all
>but etc etc etcGPT 5 is still mostly helpless when it comes to any kind of novel task it hasnt seen done before 1 billion times.ask it to make TETRIS and itll wow you and your friendsask it to create a simple calculator that tells you the most profitable strike to buy today if the SPY hits a certain price on a given date, itll spit out completely wrong gobbledygook 20/20 times. what they're capitalizing on is that C-levels are spiritual commies who think the 160 IQ central committee can do everything and that the proles don't matter. while a comforting notion to big brain autistics it is nevertheless false.
I guess I should have went all in. It's a W. I'll take it.
>>61067189yes
>>61067177none of the megacaps are "good buys" unless you're happy with average gains that everyone haseveryone knows and owns every single one of the megacaps alreadyIf you only have 10K then unless you're happy with just 10% gains like 1K a year?? then you need to read through the OP and learn to do what 99% of retail aren't doingremember,anyone can be a genius in a bull market. YOU can make big bucks, YOU don't need to settle for big gains. In fact everyone wins long-termYOU also need to learn to recognize how to manage risk because when bull market comes it's easy to win money, and it'll eventually be just as easy to lose money. If you're a retard who went all in at the peak, a single loss or bear market is going to rekt youGood luck and read, write down notes and learn
>>61067091>How do I not rope.
>>61066876Eh give it a few decades and more advanced models will be used on robots that will take far more jobs by comparison, by virtue of being able to do hands on work. Of course tons of new jobs will be created in the process and everything will roughly equal out in the end, just like with all other technologies in history.
>>61065941Best advice I can give is don't hold 2x leverage funds overnight and especially don't hold them longer than 72 hours.
>>61066683Cool. Got any more meme shit that has already doubled in the last month bro?
you must have a very low IQ if you fell for this beartraphttps://youtu.be/JOfdYKGVnzA?si=9e31mgMpqqWV7ZD5
>>61067251sex
>>61067251there is something about this trip that screams german flag
>>61066548>he uses the mcdonalds appNow I know what girls feel like when they see he has the ick.
>>61067284that's racist
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>>61066833I am the one harvesting productivity gains. AI made me so productive I work 2 hours a day and enjoy the rest. I'm no longer a software engineer, I'm an AI wrangler. When AI can't do something and I have to write code myself, I get pissed off. My company can pay me 4 times more and maybe I will consider working 8 hours a day.
>>61066590let's use logic for a second, carbs and protein aren't bad for you inherentlyyet a fuckton of pure simple sugar is bad for youliteral meat and potatoes is the pinnacle of real food, yes it is fried which is slightly worse but still not that bad
>>61066531How the fuck could the world cup not be priced in?
>>610672071K a year?I put 5K on NVDIA a month ago and I'm already up 11% on it. Is that not normal? I'm not expecting big bucks from it, but it's still worth putting something in.
