I'm unfortunately gonna have to quit my job because of pic related. Do you guys have any stories on how you saved money and managed to still pay rent while unemployed?
Just act like it never happened. No one cares.
>>61074463Don't shit were you eat. The only time you get with a coworker is if you 100% know she trying to fuck and not be in a relationship. This is fake though so who cares
>>61074463I've asked two coworkers out, both said no, no one cared.
>>61074481Wasnt it awkward?
>>61074485Awkward for them to go on living knowing they missed out on Anon's cock when they had the chance
>>61074485Are you 12? Nobody cares until you or her start drama at work. I've fucked like 3 women at my wagie job and I've been here for 6 years. And its counterintuitive, the more you act aloof the more they want you back or other women start picking up on that in turn they want to get with you. Got to give props to boomers since this is how most of them started families, they literally didn't give a fuck about anything regardless of consequences. Ironically the world is shit because of it lol
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>>61074463Show the rest lol. That better not be a double text apology afterwards.
>>61074463Just saw a manager get walked out today by security for hitting on a direct.
>>61074516That only works if you have a handsome face. Else you just get ignored>>61074471Exaxtly
>>61074473This. I've fucked coworkers when I was a warehouse wagie, but at my big boy office job I'm not making any moves on females unless they're basically throwing it at me.
>>61074463you don't need to quitjust act professional and don't ever refer to this incident with them everdo not apologize about it in person, just be silent and continue on
OP hereTo give a bit more info she's not really a coworker but from another department. I work in IT and she's just a lady I help from time to time
>>61074463saw this on r9knobody will care just pretend nothing happened
>>61074463when are you fags gonna learn?don't shit where you eat
>>61074463>>61074971You're fine dude and you don't need to quit over it. Just be apathetic about the situation and go on at work like normal.I've been hit on by a dozen women at work and I've turned down 99% of them. Nobody gives a shit and they go on to fuck some other retard at work and ruin his life with drama.The most recent one was a 22 year old going around telling people how hot she thinks I am (I'm 32). I started talking to her like a normal person, but I've finally realized that Zoomers have been so brainrotted that they literally don't know how to maintain basic conversations with people. Asked her what she does on the weekends (basically nothing but hangout with her parents and siblings), so I gave her my number and said if she wants to actually go out to text me. She never texted me, so I completely cut her off and ghosted her, no communication from me at all now. She went around whining to people asking them why I won't talk to her anymore and basically everyone was like, "bitch, are you retarded?". That went on for like a week. Now it's been total silence from her bullshit for months and everything is back to normal.Don't stress out about it.
>>61075116>The most recent one was a 22 year old going around telling people how hot she thinks I am (I'm 32). I started talking to her like a normal person, but I've finally realized that Zoomers have been so brainrotted that they literally don't know how to maintain basic conversations with people. Asked her what she does on the weekends (basically nothing but hangout with her parents and siblings), so I gave her my number and said if she wants to actually go out to text me. She never texted me, so I completely cut her off and ghosted her, no communication from me at all now. She went around whining to people asking them why I won't talk to her anymore and basically everyone was like, "bitch, are you retarded?". That went on for like a week. Now it's been total silence from her bullshit for months and everything is back to normal.
OP about to be called into the HR office for workplace harrassment
>>61075141The line between harassment and flirting is how hot you are.
>>61074463>>61074971why did you text to ask her out? do that in person you idiot. that shit is permanently there when you text her now. never text your feelings until you're a couple. it's infinitely less awkward in person, yes it seems backwards but that's how it is
>>61075134Haha I thought the same thing reading that shit
>>61074580My manager was escorted out in handcuffs by law enforcement because he commented on our accountant’s new necklace.She didn’t like the compliment, 911 was called. Rough out here.
>>61074463you should never ask out a woman via text. especially when you have regular access to her in person at work
>>61074971You're a retard if you think she was interested. She only wants a friend in IT to get someone to fix her computer problems easily.Girls will flirt because they think they can extract something for you.
>>61075253>My manager was escorted out in handcuffs by law enforcement because he commented on our accountant’s new necklace.this story is made up bullshit
>>61074971Women are fucking whores and if they want you to ask them out they'll come to you and stick their ass in your face. Usually women only get interested in a guy in a group setting like work if other women are talking about him too. If you want to date a woman from work flirt with every girl in the office.
>>61075273>Usually women only get interested in a guy in a group setting like work if other women are talking about him too.This is true.>If you want to date a woman from work flirt with every girl in the office.Not just flirt. You can also get office-famous. I was a shy nerd codemonkey working in financial company (70% of employees are women) but I programmed some cool stuff that every department liked and it started earning money for the company and everyone was talking about it. Suddenly random women from all over the office started being nice to me, initiating small talks ("oh so you're the famous guy that blablabla"), coming to my desk to ask about work stuff but only as an excuse to start flirting and show me their clevage and asses in tight pencil dresses etc. I've dated a few that way and ended up with one long term. Apparently social status is EVERYTHING.
>>61075201He also brushed up against my girl penis in a hallway cramped with boxes.
>>61074463You're at work, work retard. They not going to be interested in some wagie in 2025, eek.
>>61074463getting hung up on one rejection is the dumbest shit. there are plenty of other girls out there. it's also why lower intelligence people breed more. they just don't give a shit and will constantly pursue.
>putting it in text>doing a really crappy askDo the exact opposite. Ask for a raise and promotion.
>>61075201Weewooweewoo Incel alarm
>>61077091Literally every woman will tell you this in private.
>>61074463oof
>>61076731and i was a dragon in a past life lol
>>61074463>Hey this is really randomHoly beta>half a paragraph full of qualifiers just to get to the pointNext time txt the hoe this>I want to take you out for dinner next week. Or better yet ask her out in person.ASs far as your job if you quit you will be kneeling to pussy. Never kneel to pussy.
>>61074826this is the HR manager here
sigh...You should only ask a woman out to dinner when you know she likes you well enough to say yes. You have to talk to her first, get to know her first, all at work, THEN, when you're sure she really enjoys spending time with you, then you can invite her out to dinner. Movies have fried your brains.
>>61077062niGGers
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Kek i have a very big titted blye eyed blond gf and she told me stories of these jeets that asked her for coffee with messages ect. in a start up company she worked in. She said the last thing she wants to do in a work place is start flirting with people, she feels violated if work and romantic life aren’t seperated. She specially singled out indian men as approaching her and just not taking no as an answer. Brown men are fucked lmao
Kek, this is why we're going to have to go back to traditional arranged marriages and conditional marriages of mutual benefit. This whole Disney tv "feel it out and find the right one" shit is disastrous, the response would be entirely different if you were a 6'4 chad with a glowing smile and warm personality.
>>61076731Did you have seggs with any of them?
>>61077506Take a guess. I'm still with the long term one and we are getting married next year.