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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61077645
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TOMAHAWKS APPROVED TO BE SENT TO UKRAINE ACKKKKKKKKK LOCKSNEED IS POOMPIN
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>>61078228
Ok hope y'all enjoyed that bear trap
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orange nigger faggot ruins the market yet again
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>>61078282
>he didn't buy PLTR during the Sleepy Joe years
>he didn't buy TRUMP coin and dump it for a 20x

You deserve to be poor, don't ever forget it.
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Why is the Dollar shitting the bed?
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>>61078228
I'd buy her bottom if you catch my drift
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>>61078334
Imagine riding a cute virgin boy as them
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>sold UAMY last month
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Time to buy!
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>Can't win a prize
>Decide to crash the market
Trump is biggest faggot in history
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>>61078329
So you think retail in us stock are American
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If you sold, thank you.
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this is why btw
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Days like today could have been avoided but you chose to be racist and sexist and antisemitic.
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>>61078363
watching this guy rn. thought I was the only.
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AAAAooooOOOAaaaaaaaAAAAOOOOAAAAAaaa
Its over we are so fucking back bros its over
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>>61078349
The best time to buy was yesterday, the next best time to buy is now. Antimony #1!
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Just bought the MSTR dip.
Those who practice PAYtience
Will be REWARDAD
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I'm a boomer indexfund maxxer with automatic buys in my IRA, 401k, and brokerage at the beginning of every month. I just come here for the shitposts and goonposting
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Discount day, remember the taco trade and zoom out
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>>61078368
Why would I ever be anything else?
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Guys
Is this unironically Trump throwing a tantrum because he didn't win the shiny Swedish medal
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You slurped the dip right?
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>>61078252
I bout $7500 worth of SOXL calls right at $37. Hoping it drops more so I can buy more. If not at least I got a small slurp
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>>61078282
He literally gaVe you a chance to accumulate some more.
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Unironically this is where you buy on margin
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about time bad news brought down the market
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more bad news coming in. refresh
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>>61078384
I did. I even sold my 3X bull S&P at the peak. This was a very important day for my net worth.
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Sorry, guys. I've been euphoric about my gains for a minute and it immediately crashed the market.
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V denied
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So, which ones of Trump's friends "coincidentally" did play with options in the right direction 10 minutes before the tweet?
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>>61078384
gonna let it settle a bit
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>they think this is a dip
no...
this is it
this is the big one
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>>61078368
die jew troon
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FUCK YOU ORANGE NIGGER
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Just bought more MSTR
This is more stable than SPY when you think about it.

If you believe in BITCOIN you should believe in MSTR
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Not even this dip can stop Rigetti.
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>UAMY produces mainly antimony
>UAMY pumps on the news of china banning REE exports
>antimony was already banned for export out of China in 2024.
huh, pump and dump or actual value? this pump doesn't seem deserved desu
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the music stopped
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>>61078368
why couldn't biden just have made an executive order to extend his term another 4 years...
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>>61078368
>*promises to give all your money to niggers and illegal alienas*
>ayo Whitey, shoulda voted for Miss Kamala!
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UAMY!
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had 662p and panic sold when spy jumped to 664
fucking lost $400 for nothing
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He's just gonna TACO yet again
Buy the dip
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Financially speaking, billions must die
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>>61078445
TACO is just NEH
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>>61078416
I'm thinking copper is the next metal play.
CPER maybe
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>even hold is rugging now
JUST FUCKING KILL HIM ALREADY
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>>61078445
And how does that change anything? It's Chyna at play here. Whether he wants to cosplay as a chicken or not doesn't change anything.
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>>61078445
I'm fairly certain nobody under 55 knows what "TACO" means, I had to look it up. Reminds me of something the geriatrics at a "NO KANGZ" rally would screech and holler about
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>>61078445
Complacency
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>>61078461
Orange nigger says tariff
Market dump
Orange nigger says tariff in 2 more weeks
Market pump
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>He's just gonna TACO yet again
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>>61078465
you probably shouldn't post during your first week
TACO Tuesdays were a staple for the last year or so
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I just bought back into SOXL. Not quite the 50 RSI reset I was saying but I'll take it. This is prime V territory.
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>>61078471
Reddit do be right doe
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>>61078465
That's because it is.

>>61078472
Back when you faggots were panic selling and saying the sky was falling?
Do it again, faggot.
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Just bought AMZN, but I'm already thinking about pussying out.
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>>61078368
She was brave enough to run on protecting black people from crypto scams. As much as I like Drumpfs clearly telegraphed dip buying opportunities, I think we must be better men and protect BIPOCs from things like Chainlink rather than getting greedy and chasing market returns.
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Dip is being insta-bought
I did my part to the tune of $30k
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>>61078445
what can he do when china is the one setting the limits
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this nigga needs to tell me to SELL before blogposting
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I've got 5k liquid, shill me on some buys.

Robotics for extra points
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Schg leaps on sale
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Lmao Grok
Guess we're in a Bull Market
https://files.catbox.moe/qttldp.mp4
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>>61078498
Kraken Robotics. On sale right now
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TACO is the best meme Wall Street managed to put out in the streets for all the double digits IQ retards to repeat ad nauseam.
At no point did Trump TACO when you look at it. Chyna got tariffed to hell, very close to the levels of the Liberation Day reveal. And pretty much everyone got their ass tariffed.
He never TACOed, but Wall Street marketers made you believe as much, and now you're parroting this like the bidbrains you are. They managed to raise a nice herd of cattle they can dump their bags on.
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>some of the negative numbers in my holdings are starting to look really bad
>look more closely
>they haven't erased gains even from the beginning of this week

Eeehhhhhh...
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>>61078363
Meh, market will recover.
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>>61078501
>options on discount
Ok retard
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WE TOLD YOUUUUUU
50% ON MY PUTS
PROBABLY GONNA FLIP TO CALLS IF I FEEL CUTE
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>>61078498
SNAP, ADBE
China safe plays
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>>61078509
Reddit is still seething about 2024. We have 3 more years of America and Trump winning over and over again.
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Should I buy plug?
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So uh, what do I slurp on a minor red day like this?
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This is where Europe Eurowhines even though they made 96k buying 0dte puts, made 200% on the last three months average, the stocks they old are quantum computing and aren’t even down, metals are mooning more, and they will just buy this dip with metals gains and get richer.
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nothing ever pumps as hard as it dumps
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>>61078542
metals are freefalling
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VIX falling. Youre a retard if youre not buying here
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>>61078548
i refer to OPs pic in the thread earlier
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>>61078472
Nothing you wrote disproves what I posted you subhuman retarded old boomer
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>>61078329
The rest of the planet is very very tired of your fucking bullshit and your clown emperor.
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>>61078517
Stupid faggot can't understand that le spoopy options are just leverage
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> The rest of the planet is very very tired of your fucking bullshit and your clown emperor.
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Why do markets even react to Trump if he changes his opinion at least 13 times before MAYBE committing to it?
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>>61078575
Trump has committed to everything he has ever said
Stfu
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uh oh... financial markets are having a melty
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>>61078560
Didnt some of these just post earnings? Feels like these cone way too fast.
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Honest talk should I capitulate on my -26% silver futures or baghold??
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>>61078538
He's going to lose the tariffs in court (because the statute he used doesn't use the word tariff once) and you're going to seethe while the market rallies another 20%.
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>>61078575
This has to be algo fuckery. They are programmed to interpret Trump tweets live as either buy or sell. This causes a mass chain reaction in algos. The real humans step in. Assess. Realize its just a shitpost. Buys cheapies. Laughs at retail and paperhands, goes back to drinking 1400 dollar bottles with IB clients.
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Gains are fleeting, dividends are forever.
>>61078368
Well my body my choice
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>>61078582
>stfu
>reeeeeeeeeeee
cultist mong kek
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>>61078575
algos pick up whatever he says and instantly click sell/buy. that's just how it works.
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>>61078363
That's it? LOL
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Techtrannies on suicide watch LOL
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USAR bros... Do we have to trust this CEO gal?
Is the Lisa Su type?
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>>61078592
>court
Courts approved the tariffs already
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>>61078605
DEI hire
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>computer shit's itself if I have think or swim and trading view open at the same time
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>>61078552
Funny, I have metal stocks up 10% today. They must be used for "magnets"
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>NFLX
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dayum look at oil
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Bought the PLUG dip
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Is it late for ZENA? One of their competitors is GRRR so I'm tempted just for retribution. Little pump today but it has quantum in the description, says could go to $9
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>>61078607
No they didn't. It actually lost twice at the same time and both got put on hold to consolidate into one case.
https://www.themainewire.com/2025/10/supreme-court-to-consider-legality-and-constitutionality-of-president-trumps-tariffs/
The case before SCOTUS is the combined case of Learning Resources as well as V.O.S.
>At the lower court level, judges in both cases initially found the tariffs to be illegal and in excess of the President’s power. Despite these rulings, the tariffs have remained in place as this litigation winds its way through the legal system.
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>>61078613
>shit's itself
I'm getting so tired of EFLs and their apostrophe retardation
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I don't get it. If the tariffs are going to hurt the Chinese why is our stock market going down? It's like these fucking retards hear the word tariff and start shitting their pants, tariffs are freedom, and good for the economy. I mean it's just a bunch of over reaction in my book boss.
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>>61078633
doesn't matter the tech industry is fucked if china doesn't give the materials
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why stocks red today
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>>61078635
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>>61078646
Drumpf said thing
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>>61078646
Cambamge with kemchup?
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>>61078646
stfu
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Where the fuk is my V
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>>61078651
seconding this
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>>61078654
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>>61078660
Wife
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SHORT THE VIX
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I've come to realize i have way too many positions open
Next time we hit a strong green day im trimming most and just maintaining a few
How many positions do you fags tend to keep at once?
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>>61078640
Tell me if I'm wrong on this, but the tariffs won't hurt China directly. If you, as an American, bought something from China then you would pay a tariff, urging you to avoid the tariff and make the product at home. But most people will just pay the tariff because it's easier. This isn't like a fine to the Chinese for importing goods, or am I way off?
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What's the ticker for the x3 Long Magnets and Elements etf?
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>>61078518
I did this. And yet no matter how much we pump back towards open, calls keep falling.
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what's going on just woke up
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>>61078368
you’re jewish
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>>61078671
is this pic real?
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>>61078674
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>see amd giga pump in a day
>feel bad
>see amd giga dump in minutes
>feel good
I-I think we're gonna be ok intcels...
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>>61078679
me irl
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>>61078622
Bro that company is a scam going back 25 years.
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>>61078368
>but you chose to be racist and sexist and antisemitic.
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>>61078667
>But most people will just pay the tariff because it's easier.
It increases the price of the good without any rise in costs so it increases competition who want to get in on juicy margins you have no way of getting in on and will eventually be priced out of the market alltogether.
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>>61078368
It's not a choice you bigot, I was born like this.
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I slurped
But just a lil
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>>61078640
Is the market reacting to the word "tariff"? I think the main thing is that China's export restrictions will likely hurt big tech which has been carrying the stock market.
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>>61078692
Even the name screams ELECTRIC (plug power) but its a Hydrogen company. Nice try!
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>>61078693
lmfao
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>>61078667
If the only source for a product is from a tariffed source, then all you did was make the cost of business go up.
Tariffs only really work if there's multiple sources for a product, such that the tariffed source is now worse than the non-tariffed one. This is why blanket tariffs on certain countries that are the only country to make a given product (like ASML and their lithography machines due to tariffs on the Netherlands) can be very damaging to an industry. You can't just buy litho machines from a non-tariffed country, because they don't get made anywhere else. In that case, all it does is increase the cost of doing business and only hurts the industry.
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Should I sell UUUU? It just had a double top but miners in general will probably still go up.
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Time to buy spy calls?
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I have lost 2.5% of my account today
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>>61078677
Checked and truthed
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>altria up on ex-div date
Free divvies
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Welp, I'm gonna spend this weekend a grand and a half poorer. I expect prompt compensation from the market early next week.
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>>61078705
Why would big tech be hurt by fucking chinese Export restrictions? That's like saying, "The Climate Change is Going to Lead to Rising Sea Levels!" yet the prices of waterfront property have shown climate change is a lie boss.
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>>61078713
Yes this is what I'm getting at. Especially for products that can't be avoided, it will just raise the cost of those products to a new price floor.
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>VIX fading
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this is the bottom before takeoff checkem
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Once again, I am coming to /biz to say fuck this child fucking president
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>>61078742
Correct, this dip will fade and we will V. Buy SOXL.
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ok so now we crab i guess
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don single handedly brought reality to the stock markets :) people out in the real worlds are losing their jobs, income and so on so its only right that the stocks crater too, after all they are supposed to be valued by profits which will tank when no one can afford product
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>>61078677
No I used a soxl ai chip to generate it
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>>61078715
it would be extremely gainful...
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is it her time?
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>>61078739
Can I help you feel better?
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What options are the best to buy? The ones with low IV and high delta?
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>>61078731
Tightening regulations on rare earth metal exports could fuck with semiconductor supply chains (among others). Maybe. I don't disagree that the market is overreacting but I think that this is what it's reacting to.
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LUNR CHADS KEEP WINNING
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>>61078672
The longer it lingers at the bottom the more likely itll get bought up. Plus this shit is way outside the lower BB. Give it a few hours
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>>61078666
Help me anons
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Mumuchan? Why are we dumping ?
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>v shaped recov-ACK
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>>61078666
We don't sell
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>>61078810
I currently have 5 positions. Largest 1 is over 40% of my portfolio
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>>61078812
Mumusisters i don't feel so good...
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>>61078811
China being china
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Aww shit I bought back into USAR and got some AREC just as the steam ran out. Guess I'm holding bags now.
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What are we buying?
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>>61078363
Taiwan invasion when? 2 more weeks?
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>>61078810
I have 10 positions open but I am a fucking moron who consistently underperforms the s&p 500
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Amazon chuddies where are you? I want my money back
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>>61078821
Fake photoshop. Asians don’t actually like fat ugly whites
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Why is everything crashing? Did the orange baboon shit his pants again?
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Gentlemen.
How do we prevent Donald Trump from every having access to a cellphone or computer ever again?
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HELLO PLUNGE PROTECTION HOTLINE IM FINANCIALLY SUICIDAL DEPLOY THE V
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lmaoing at the shape of that V
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Hope youre buying the pico bottom
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>>61078846
Probably announced a new tariff that will be backtracked
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>>61078756
Getting assigned SOXL today at 38. Easy money next week.
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>>61078855
best we can do today is a M
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>>61078844
She ain't even cute, and it looks like her mother took a handful of Tylenol while she was in the womb boss.
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god pissing damnit i fomod in with puts and dumped them at a huge loss and now they decide to double in value?????? kill me
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>>61078368
even with today's drop we're still up 10,37% since Biden left office unc...
Idk what kind of point you are trying to prove.
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It's official: leveraged silver futures financially ruined me.
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>>61078872
i had a feeling in the morning that i should have shorted but like a moron i got misled and got longs instead
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>>61078834
I slurped a little UPRO
But just a little
>>61078846
'Jina
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Where's that smug faggots who fashions himself as le best trader on esemgee? I noticed he doesn't post when his one and only stock dumps and I want to laugh at him
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It'll be a \_/ shaped recovery.
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Its almost lunch time. Theyll be done selling to buy lunch lobster
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>>61078846
Didn't get his Nobel, thus he decided to crash the markets just out of spite.
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>>61078870
Japanese women are starting to learn to desire certain foreign workers. They love our skin tone. Brown is always better.
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>>61078881
How bad? The GENM is fucked today too.
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>>61078881
worst thing is that they are a gigantic fraud. actual physical spot is still 50. the so called paper silver is just an extension of the stock market with zero connection to the metal known as silver
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Is this the generational bottom?
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>>61078872
fuck my cowardice
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>>61078881
>leveraged
will you learn your lesson anon?
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the pump after this little bump on the road is about to hit different gold is going astronomical
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uhh the dip isn't stopping?
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Why does it never fucking v shape when I buy the dip holy fuck
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>>61078886
Can they hurry fhe fuck up
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this shit better recover over the weekend
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>>61078893
-33% on the position. And it's a big part of my portfolio
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>>61078888
checked
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>>61078901
no. you need to understand what its like to be poor. leverage is the only way to make something
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>>61078488
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>61078888
Checked
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>>61078882
i actually bought $668c on the way down but insta panic sold
>>61078898
bought 662p and then SPY V’d to $664 for a moment and i was like “damn he TACO’d already??” and cut losses AGAIN
i absolutely would have panic sold the dump to $1.25 fifteen minutes ago and felt even worse, tbf
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Please trump sama, invest in the rare earths.
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Jesus they dont people in calls
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>>61078906
Oligarchs say no. You vill NOT regain your losses on Monday. You VILL celebrate Christopher Columbus.
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I've only been trading since June but i feel my hands shaking nore than they have since starting
Someone tell me itll be ok...
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>>61078904
just wait a few days im already stocked up and waiting for the inevitable pump
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what now?
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>>61078478
How much? All in?
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it's over
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Hedgies made a ton off retail today all calls are practically worthless and almost everyone has been bullish
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>>61078723
>2.5%
Just kidding now I'm down 3.29%
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>>61078895
I'm seething right now. I'm basically back to june levels of money. Months of gains erased.
>>61078901
No I never learn
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fuck me i should have went all in on uvix calls again
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>>61078834
I bought back into AMD at 219
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is it worth reentering APLD where to smiggies see it going
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Can't stop, won't stop buying, long live tqqq
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>>61078933
fetal achol
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next leg down imminent
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>>61078942
Not all in because I have 100k of my cash in APLD right now too. I'm back in for a bit over 16000 shares of SOXL right now.
If SOXL keeps dipping and APLD stays where it is I'll probably dump my APLD for the gains I've already gotten (20%) and plow it into SOXL.
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>>61078436
So instead you chose to give all your money to jews?
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>>61078952
probably better not sell if you aren't near a knockout or something as it often pumps after a dump. you'll feel even more suicidal if it recovers monday
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don't get TRAPPED
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im so embarrased
I sat 100% in cash waiting for this
and somehow they duped me into going full today
lesson taken
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>>61078904
It’s an upside down V anon
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Dip slurpers are fucking retarded, the market was waiting for an excuse for its 10-15% correction minimum. Why in the everliving fuck would you buy right now.
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Only an agressive fed rates cut can save me now. Do it powell.
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Bahahahahaha

Sold all my qqq a few days ago..
About to to go all in on QQQ now.

Perfect dip
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>>61078980
10-15 would trigger global collapse
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We’re dropping another 1% before market close just you wait
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>>61078909
I would just hold it and not look but I'm retarded so, good luck. I bought a GLD yesterday.
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can we start comparing who had the biggest loss today or gain so i can start feeling better about losing $420 to panic selling options that would have profited if held
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I’m fucked
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>>61078994
I will post my loss to DING DING anon
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Ok so the odds are like this
1) This is the end. The stock market is never going to recover
2) Its probably higher before next friday
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I'm officially buying kneepads
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Lmaonsilver will run do hard on monday
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I just wanted to type "It's never been this over" just so that we pump, too late
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what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now? what now?
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>>61079004
still 3 hours away
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If we all start jerking off at the same time no one can sell anymore
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Losing bigly today
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>sold out of huge positions on Tuesday

nice, definitely hedged a lot of the damage. now if I could only find out why my puts are down today too....
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Ill make all my invested money back in less than 6 months in my recession/ai/robot nigger proof job, this nigger market can touch me lmao
buying more
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>>61078960
Absolutely, just loaded up another magazine myself. It's actually holding up quite well throughout this bloodbath. Gonna round my holdings up to 200 shares with this discount, thanks, Trump.
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>>61079024
Fuck it I’m in someone post that goth girl with the thiccc thighs
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Can't wait for the retarded zoomer slurpers cattle to pump this 15 minutes before the close. Only to get their hope crushed over the weekend.
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Buying more of the MSTR dip!
This will pay dividends soon!
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>>61078994
I just hit 100k CAD monopoly dollars earlier this week and now I am down almost 2500$ back to 99k, mostly cause of Kraken Robotics correcting. But it's going to go back up. Right? Right??
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>>61079004
reminder ding ding anon is the one who panic sold the april bottom and is still down
doing way better than me though, i just roundtripped the $3k i won from betting on uvix calls in august
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Bobina is laughing at out pathetic V. Its over.
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>>61079024
>not jerking off while on a zoom call with your female broker telling her to sell for you
not gonna make it boss
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>>61078967
>16k shares
Didnt realize you were that rich lol. If I was that rich itd feel so comfy being able to buy that many shares and a mere 5% pump would net me about a years post tax wages. What do you use to get the RSI?
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Buy on this red day?
Or wait for monday expecting it to dip more?
Or is this the long overdue retrace the market has been waiting for?
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>>61078981
>trump makes nice with china
>25 bps in november, another 25 in february
give it to me baby
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IM GOING LIQUID AND THEN ALL IN
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>>61079033
Hahahahahahaha
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>>61079046
hard to say. could have a technical bounce even if the fundamentals aren't there, could have trump rambles over the weekend cementing the path down
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SOXX is now almost oversold (around RSI 35) on every chart except for the daily and weekly charts.
Buy
the
dip
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Still pretty far from april 4th.
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I made $12,000 on puts but if I held until now I would have made $190,000.
How do I cope with this?
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CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Im going to the gym. If i pump my muscles ill pump my bags.
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are we buying - or is that that falling knife thing where you "don't pick up a falling knife"
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We're going to recover by end of day, aren't we?
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>>61079058
Oh I forgot about the Trump element. He might get more salty over the weekend, yeah I think I'll hold off on buying.
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>see bad news
>don't look at my account
>wait for a reversal
it''s literally that simple
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Buying more of the MSTR dip.
When bitcoin rockets up this will make serious gains!
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k enough! bobos had their fun.
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>>61079064
I lost 1500 out of 4000 in one day which took me a year to archive
how do i cope with that?
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>>61079053
>>61079052
Trump will walk-back and we get a god candle for SPY going to 700
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>>61079070
Imagine if Trump banned GPUs again over the weekend due to this "tariffs" measures.
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>>61079070
see >>61079073
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>>61079064
I did the same. Im coping by realizing that i still made sick nasty gains.
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>>61079044
I use ThinkOrSwim and just add the RSI study to the charts. Then I check all the time frames and when the majority show RSI oversold/near oversold, I buy.
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oh shit, even nintendo dumped
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>>61079075
Code?
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>>61078977
>Thought about buying some beaten-down boomer stocks this morning
>Decided to go for tech when it started "dipping"
>Boomer stocks start pumping
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>>61079064
I do not know but Id be seething real hard despite the win.
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>>61079046
Idk, im worried president Chud comes out and tariffs 6 gorrillion % tariff hike over the weekend. Waiting this one out till then
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WHY IS REMX DOWN FKING SCAM ETF
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>>61079064
i would have made money but panic sold puts during flash spikes upwards
stop loss is a prison
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>>61079093
They are always one step ahead. Im convinced they are just pretending to be retarded in every conversation you might have with them.
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>>61079091
KATU-126 Big Breasts X Big Butt X Dom Legs X Miniskirt Super Plump Butt Girl ○ Raw Super Slut X 2
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>>61079073
I will follow your advice anon
Fuck my stupid ass for diversifying into too much shit at once. Once we hit a good green day and its all in profit territory im selling off
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Oil dropped under $60. Because the Middle East will be more peaceful, you see.
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>>61079073
GOLD looks like it will swing back up on Monday, saving my leveraged minors I bought while I was sleeping.

I should have put 5k into DAL in wednesday at 57 like I planned.
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When I buy a call option right now should I give it a week or a 3 months?
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Just woke up
Why is everything down 2%?
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>>61079107
I'll give you my MAC D moving average if you know what I mean
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>>61079098
AHHHHH IT'S FULL OF CHINESE SHIT KILL ME NOW
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>>61079064
Wew, you are literally $178k poorer than you could have been.
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Markets are just free falling until I decide to do something
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>>61079112
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We need a circuit breaker aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>61079074
Your post seems.... sarcastic.
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>>61079112
What a fucking title
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Stocks to watch next week: JPMorgan, TSMC, Infosys, ASML and Bellway
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>>61079126
Please, anon. Sell everything... for us...
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>>61079131
The circuit breaker is you liquidating
then it V recovers
anon do the sneedful!
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>>61079073
Based
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President Xi and The Jewish Messiah Trump are friends. I bet this is a coordinated attack so Xi can invest in American businesses at a better price boss.
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>>61079033
If I had those balls of yours I'd already be a millionaire.
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>>61078930
Uhhh. Chud much? It's indigenoux BIPOC oppression memorial Day now.
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>>61079134
they know the attention span of the generic gooner so they cram in as many screenshots and tags on the cover as possible. quite smart if you ask me. just judging by the title you already know what will you get.
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>>61079112
Thanks, King
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>>61079131
>1.75% down
you are like a baby
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>>61079140
Anon.....I am your bagholder
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>>61079090
When a conservative stock such as Nintendo on a turboconservative index such as the Nikkei has such an absurd P/E on a very predictable market, you know we're in a bubble propped up by retarded zoomers buying anything at any price on their Robinshit App.
It's fucking grim.
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Anyone slurp some more zena under 6
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Ok, thinking we dip for awhile. Shill me some slurps and dont give me the fucking nigger PLUG,GAMB,GRRR bullshit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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>>61079034
k thanks, my stop loss triggered and liquidated my whole position with good win, already threw the money around at other stuff, but now can rebuy a bit cheaper my original initial investment

let's see how high it goes this time
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>>61079116
I know
>total return: -$1,739.68
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>>61079166
Oil
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You guys think Xi will taco on the rare earths thing? I'm going to hold my bags of miners and see what happens.
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>>61079166
tsm
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>>61079152
Who ever said to never judge a book by its cover obviously wasn't a connoisseur of japanese adult videos boss.
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>>61079075
the socks are making their ankles look deformed like long pieces of meat

in smg news, how long do you think well dump? im pretty comfy. gold is recoovering too.
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Heres that V your mom warned you about.
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>>61079161
No more fuel brother, I dont use margin but man thats a slurpable dip
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>>61079132
What’s sarcastic about it?
Do you believe in bitcoin?
What’s your thought process on being negative towards MSTR?

Buy opportunity has presented itself.
You would be a fool not to buy right now.
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I’m down 15k lmao Trump needs to tweet an apology right fucking now AAAAAAAAAA
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Are tariffs really brown economics or the original white man's economics?
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>GLD
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>>61079213
reminds me of english mercantilism. turd worlders don't understand taxes much less trade
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I expected today to go down yet I did nothing what is wrong with me
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>>61078810
my entire account is just cost averaged SSO and QLD. i used to try to swing trade thinking i could beat the market. sometimes i did. overall i did not. so i gave up and switched to this. it's fine.
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>>61079201
Just as I predicted.
MSTR loading for the rocket.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
You should have BELIEVED.
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make new bread
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>>61079208
Jesus, how big are your guys portfolios? I am down like 100$ (my folio is 4k$ as of now)

Also, is now a good time to buy more or will they dip further?
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new bread pls saar
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WHY ARE WE PANICKING?

>>61079243
Cute boy
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>>61079243
Give me the name right fucking now
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>>61079166
SOXL.
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>>61079251
if you answer my question i will give you a name
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Gold miners, whatever happened there
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>>61079249
Cute Mashiro-tan and cute poster
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>>61079231
I may follow your lead
I had a few good swings but nothing worth the headache
Praying monday is green so i can cut my excess fat
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>>61079256
Yes buy the dip
Or short the pump
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>>61079257
gold miners are not profitable at 4k gold anymore
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is this the v?
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>a bunch of nogs managed their ports better than us
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>>61079243
>Jesus, how big are your guys portfolios?
$884,000
I took out 60k a few days ago to my checking accounts. So it would be higher.
Yes, buy the dip (on SOXL).
Now give us the name.
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>>61079269
kek. they are super profitable at high gold prices because they own GOLD IN THE GROUND
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>>61079277
woah, i said A name, not the name, so here's a name: Larry
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>>61079282
the sellers think otherwise
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Dont care
My job is nigger/ai/robot proof and I am on a 60% savings rate margin kek
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>>61078964
Wow someone more dumb than me.
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>>61079277
niquidoll
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Hey, more money from workers that will pour into 401ks!
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>>61079260
Mion a cute
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>>61079297
At least you don't have to worry about the IRS
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>>61079300
>tfw she will never take me home and I will never take an anon home
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man my broker is weird. the document claims the instrument is for silver futures and in eur but the numbers point to silver spot in usd and not the cratering futures
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heh... position officially closed
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>>61079297
government employees don't pay into 401ks they get unfunded pension promises boss.
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>>61078980
Because we aren't even close to done
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>>61079089
So that's all the trading logic you use for it? Kek but it looks like it works out for you.

>>61078666
>>61078810
Cute. I maintain very few positions. I don't like it when it gets cluttered.

>>61079231
Cute and pretty. Do you just hold and that's it? Why SSO instead of the 3x variant?
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>>61079243
Today I hit ATH then lost $11k thanks to trump
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>>61079310
warren buffett
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>>61079288
every risk-on play dumps when S&P dumps. gold miners are very much risk-on plays.
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>>61079310
Why did you even consider a position open that small? Do you have 9 other $100 positions?
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>>61079310
Holy based
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Bro the 96k profit anon left 900k on the table unreal but yeah still better than I can ever do.
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>>61079036
And then recover by Tuesday and make ATHs again by Friday. Ya man. Good time to not be a faggoty bear!!
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>>61079310
Based.
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>>61079330
Slacking off at work. Open and close for fun. :)
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>>61079310
the begging hispanic moms on the street with their 3 kids and a box of candies make more money than this by a significant margin
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>>61079343
Cute. Yeah this is fun at work lol
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>>61079251
>>61079277
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>>61079348
Milky white goth thighs
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>>61079348
I hate piercings to much it's unreal. Tattoos I'm okay with, but shoving metal bits through random parts of your body purely for aesthetics is stupid.
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theyre all over rated af wtf
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Monday Monday Da Da down down down
Stops are in
Da Da Down it goes
Come 230
Da Da down it goes
I will win
Da Da Down down down
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>>61079316
>Why SSO instead of the 3x variant?
the 3x swings can put me in disadvantageous positions for extended periods of time in long bear markets and long crab markets. 2x is more flexible and held up better to the backtesting i did based on the amount of money I estimated to be DCAing in an annual basis and my planned strategy for profit taking during extended bull markets
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>>61079316
>So that's all the trading logic you use for it?
Basically. Obviously historic highs and lows matter too. I wouldn't buy SOXL at 60, but down here in the 30s is fine.
Buying back at 12 was a gift from god.
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>>61079353
heh, sexy goth titcow. time to whip out my di--
>the kiss at the end
:'(
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>>61079353
Need big-titty goth gf wife
Nice midriff and swishy skirt
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>>61079352
The standard hog nose is getting a bit tiring.

They may be fake however. AliExpress has a ton of them.
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>>61079326
>every risk-on play dumps when S&P dumps. gold miners are very much risk-on plays.
wrong they are not risk on
I know what you mean but they are just more volatile
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>>61079368
>the kiss at the end
>:'(
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>>61079379
these pornos have nothing to do with business or finance
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>>61079376
to think of it, you are right. thank you.
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*overrated
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If you sell now youre basically confirmed retarded
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JEROME MAKE BRED
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>>61079407
Jerome can't even make FRED
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NO. Let this hit 400.
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>>61079379
:(
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If you sell now youre basically confirmed smart
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where's the recovery
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>>61079424
Monday
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zoom out
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>>61079416
Typed 400 into File Explorer and got this as the first result. Nice.
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>>61079426
*Tuesday
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>>61079439
Who cares. It always comes. If it doesnt, ill buy the dip.
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I FUCKING TOLD YOU FAGGOTS TO START ACCUMULATING SOXS ON MONDAY BUT YOU FUDDED ME OUT OF IT
rode some tqqq puts though didn't dare hold them for more than 30mins.
fidelity is very iffy with 0tde
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>>61079394
>>61079446
Sauce me up senpai
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>>61079387
I don't recall anybody asking you if they did or not boss.
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>>61079461
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>>61078390
These faggot tourists don't know how to trade
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>>61079461
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/71532823/#71537366
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>>61078587
>>61078881
this is why i dont fuck with futures
i just bought SLV calls when i wanted to fomo and even these are stressful as fuck
dumped some this morning, still have 6 calls.
it seems to be holding >45 so hopefully i don't get fucked over the weekend.
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>>61079394
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLYS SHIT
soft tiddies!!!! sauce pls
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>>61079474
Based, thanks
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>>61079476
lol...LMAO
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Shhhh
No more gains
No more losses
only titties now
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>>61079484
>>61079484
>>61079484

why no one made a thread?
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Should i buy more SOXL?
>>
All of these images and webms being posted are men. Even the animated ones.
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>>61078927
Rare earths themselves are a nothing burger.
Getting our own supply up and running won’t be that hard and we were already in the process of doing it.
Xi is doing this now because if he waits it would be less painful for us in the future.
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>>61079475
i feel pretty retarded now not even knowing what im holding :D i thought i was holding the freefalling si paper but looking closer it looks like im holding the spot thing which is doing just fine and wont be sharting like si
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>>61079446
Is she sucking my tongue? Like what
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>>61079394
>wedding ring
holy cuckold
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>>61079497
Yeah but to do that the govt will fund producers and that should bump their stocks when it happens.
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orange NIGGER my fanny nigger bags were already have as fuck they did not need this bullshit
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There’s always talk of a big drop looming and all these Trump induced ones make me scared to think of what it’ll be like
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China has been signalling this since June, everyone one of you is a retard for thinking otherwise.
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are we slurping levered shit today or monday
TQQQ calls go brrr if you time it right
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>>61079330
I'm too apprehensive to drop 1k right now. Even my $100 positions eat shit so ultimately not a bad decision.
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maybe IBIT too
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>>61079617
sqqq ftfy
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>>61079635
too late retard it already dumped
you do the opposite of whats happening
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>>61079642
Red Monday bruh. This is the beginning of a long down trend.
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>>61079660
taco tuesday haven't failed all year though



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