why don't you use your boatloads of money to take a couple college classes to pick up chicks?
>>61099350I'm happy with my wife (f).
>>61099350>yeah im just finishing up my degree anyways u wanna chill after class
Good idea
>>61099350My gf spent 30 mins last night sucking on my flacid penis I don't think college girls are into that
>>61099350I use my boatloads of money to take college courses to learn things. But I also use my boatloads of money to fuck hookers so it's not gay.
I unironically went back to college (I dropped out) after I couldn't find a job. I can't relate to any of the youngins (I'm 29).