I may be a NEET but at least I dont work at MCDONALDS LOL can you imagine?
ok but what do you do all day besides eating, 4chan, video games, and masturbating
>>61100721What happens when mom stops cooking tendies?
i just got off my shift at taco bellabout to kms now
>>61100729>>61100735less than 2 minutes in and the wagies are already getting uppity
An American businessman was at the game store of a small town when a small car with a NEET inside pulled up. Inside the small car were several sealed pokemon boxes. The American complimented the NEET on the quality of his cards and asked how long it took to buy them. The NEET replied, that it only took a little while. The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and buy more cards. The NEET said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs. The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"The NEET said, "I sleep late, play card games, play with my anime’s, take naps with my waifu pillow, stroll into the village each evening where I sip gfuel and play pokemon with my friends. I have a full and busy life, sir.”The American scoffed. "I am a Wharton MBA and could help you. You should spend more time flipping cards and with the proceeds, buy bigger boxes. With the proceeds from the bigger box you could buy several boxes. Eventually you would have a warehouse of cards. Instead of selling your cards online you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own distributor. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small town and move to Austin City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise."The NEET asked, "But sir, how long will this all take?"To which the American replied, "Fifteen or twenty years.""But what then, sir?"The American laughed and said, "That's the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions.""Millions, sir? Then what?"The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small town where you would sleep late, game a little, play with your anime’s, take naps with your waifu pillows, stroll to the town in the evenings where you could sip gfuel and play your pokemon with your amigos."
>>61100721I worked at McDonalds when I was 15.
>>61100795based and blessed post.
>>61100735My mum doesn't cook chicken tendies I order them from ubereats and I don't tip
>>61100729kill time with god
>>61100852>I don't tipBased. Here's a tip: get a better job
>>61100861Why?
>>61100865I meant that's what I say to servers who ask for a tip. I hate tipping culture.
>>61100875Oh that's excellentYou want a tip? FUCK off and go clean my SHIT on the wall of your toilet LOL
>>61100729I am retired before 30, yes it's a problem having this much time. However, the alternative (30+ years of slavery) is worse. Does that help you cope?
>>61100721>>61100729I was a NEET for the better part of my 20s. I wasted my fucking youth doing fucking nothing. I fried my dopamine receptors gooning and playing video games. Hell I gooned for hours WHILE playing turn based games you can play with one hand (I still miss doing this so much, it is a fucking bliss, literally feels better than orgasming). By the time I was 30 everything became boring. Nothing was fun anymore. Hell I sometimes got bored from gooning as well.I am now a software engineer. I am a decade behind people my age. I could have easily gotten a job a decade ago when every retard could go into software development, and by now I could have enough savings to NEET like a king in my own home with a girlfriend. I could be pic related properly.Don't NEET if you don't have your own home and you are dependent on family or the state. You should only NEET if you are wealthy enough to afford it.
I respect people who work terrible jobs. I wouldn't have been able to handle it
>you will never experience prime McUssy from the 10/10 window girl while you have all you can eat nuggets and frieswhy even live.
