How do I explain the 10 year gap in my resume between highschool and now when I go to the interview for my first ever job?
>>61119842you lie, thank me later anon
>>61119846What should I be telling them then? What could I tell them that would be plausible given I still act like a massive virgin?
>>61119842just say you are an MKultra victim
>>61119858That you were working for non profit to feed starving children in africa or some shit
>>61119858>>61119859Whats your body type no tony homo.We will use the power of modern technology to make you a master in your trade you done did for 10 yearsYou could go with this too and do the whole PTSD thing....
>>61119842Tell them you had cancer. Literally no other answer is acceptable
>>61119842just tell them you've spent the time as private investment fund manager
>>61119871>>61119880What if I said I had a rare lyme disease reaction that left me bedridden for years before I was able to rehabilitate myself?
>>61119921nah you sound even more like a pussy.....>>61119858If you read some of the bible or not even >>61119871got it right. Go @grok right now and learn everything you need to know to write a novel about a kid who went on a mission to africa for 10 years and is coming back to the states to get their first job in the "real world"
>>61119842Tell them you were leading a sex cult.
Just lie. And not a little bit. Just put a fake fucking job at a real or fake company who gives a shit. You have like a 90% chance that no one will check or care.
>>61119842>So anon, would you be willing to explain this 10 year gap you have in your resume?>No.
>>61119936Being on a charity mission to African would make someone ingenious, sociable, generous, kind, warm-hearted, pro-active and outdoorsy.Someone who was bedridden for years with lyme disease from severe muscular aches would be more like me.
>>61120001Do you really think the sociopaths in corporate America HR are going to give a flying fuck about some bullshit Lyme disease sob story? They won’t. They’ll probably know you’re lying and a dumb fat lazy piece of shit (and they’d be right)
>>61119846>this, they want to confirm they're dealing with an NPC
>>61120001Alright.....First >>61120015is full of shit anon you have to believe! that is a huge part of what will make this work.....They dont want to hear some pussy bed ridden man child that got lyme disease and sat around drinking dew all day till they got better. You dont need any of the quality traits listed to go on a mission and to top it all off you got dingu fever building wells for a secluded congo pygmy people
>>61120015I don't live on America.
>>61120022Check em
Just put "Chillaxin"
>>61119842Would be "I lived off crypto gains" a reasonable response?
probably lie about it. charity work abroad is one answer, be ready with some follow up details, like it wasn't paid but room and board were funded.
>>61119842Just say you had an onlyfans
Say you owned your own e-commerce business
You were running your own business until tarroofs hit causing you to be unable to continue
>>61119858What were you doing during the 10 year gap?
>>61119842>was in jail>i had a personal business>i spent 10 years reading and writing>i spent 10 years travelling
>>61119842Say you went to college and then stuff in your personal life happened so you had to focus on that.
>>61119842Truth is almost always the answer. If you were dealing with mental illness, just tell them that you were, you received treatment and now that you're cured you wish to be a contributing member of the work forceUnless it's something completely asinine like "I was a lazy fuck and now my money's run out so here I am"
Self-employed house cleaner
>>61119842You edit your resume and make it look like a 2-month gap.
>>61119842Unironically them you've been in a coma fot 10 years. It's your only shot
I don't have a gap. My resume is a GAP. A resume that gives the ick to every single HR lady.
>>61119842Tell them you were in jail.For raping.
Self employed as a day trader in cripto and say you need a job because of binance fraud Chat gpt it It's better than saying neetbux
>>61119842If you manage to perform a 2 minute long fart in front of the reviewer, the gap will be forgotten
coma
>>61119991this. you don't have to answer any question you don't want to. it's your right.
>>61119842You don't have to say your age, just imply you're fresh out of high school
>>61119842just say you were "finding" yourself (jerking off)
>>61119858I used to have a friend who had this problem and he told employers that he broke his back and was on disability and couldn't work. Now if you're trying to get a job at a warehouse or something that might spook them, but if you're just going to wageslave at a call center or whatever I doubt they'd give a fuck.
You were selling drugs and small arms.
Just say door dash retard. It's self employment sort of.
