i have six figures in the bank from an inheritance but i have the brain of a nigger.how do i make money instead of blowing it all?
Buy SPY. Forget that you have it. Come back in 15 years.
>>61120300I want to see those pants turn brown
>>61120300kneepads
>>61120362ive already got the money you dumb cunt
>>61120368You seem like the kind of person who would do it for the love of the game.
>>61120384kek touche
>>61120339Kek
>>61120300
>>61120307this is the serious answer. or down payment on somewhere you will live 5+ years. rent only ever goes up.
>>61120339Imagine the smell
>>61120300bogleheads
>>61120300If you're a retard with no impulse control, a financial advisor in the fashion of PWL capital. If you can hold stocks through a 75% drawdown, put it all in AVGE and forget about it. If you want to dyor Ben Felix has good summaries of the latest research on investing. Potentially can look into alpha architect ETFs to see if they align with your goals as well if you get interested in this stuff.
1) Google 'boring businesses to invest in', businesses like laundromats, carwashes, guaranteed income with few legal worries. 2) buy a modest house to live in3) buy an office building with just a down payment and a fixed mortgage, and let the tenants' rent pay off the rest. Office buildings are cleaner and easier to maintain than residential rentals. 4) buy some precious metals before those six figures lose more purchasing power
>>61120368having the brain of an african gentleman means there is nothing you can do, for you will not have the money much longer. buy the kneepads while you can still afford them
>>61120716Thank you (((Silver and Gold salesman)))
