>thinking about stadium economics>realize teams sell tickets like it’s 1950>static pricing, per-season sales, zero financializationwhat if every seat was tokenized?every gamefor the next TEN YEARS?50,000 seats × 81 home games × 10 years = 40.5 million tokenseach token = 1 seat, 1 event, 1 right to attendself-destructs after the eventall tradable on an open marketyear one: stadium sells entire 10-year supplyinstant cash infusion, like securitizing future attendancefans + speculators now trading the future demand curve for entertainmentYankees sign a superstar?Seat tokens moon.Losing season?Illiquid dumpster fire.basically created event futuresretail flippers start “seat farming”whales bundle tokens into seat ETFsdegens trade volatility on playoff odds“shorting attendance” becomes a real phrasesomeone launches “SeatSwap”entire marketplace forms around live-event exposureThis would mean stadiums get upfront liquidityfans become investorsmarkets gain a new tradable data layerliterally created a yield curve for human attention
>>61121804>zero financializationlol. For NFL games the tickets are wildly expensive, and they further rip you off for food, drinks, and parking.
>>61121804This is the most jewish thing I have seen today.
How would this work when prices for seats fluctuate per game depending on who’s home and away.
>>61122132the market
>>61121804very cool idea op. now ask chatgpt to write you a whitepaper and launch your CHZ competitor.
The economics is getting the taxpayer to fund a multi-billion dollar construction project by bribing every city council member a small amount to vote "yes." Everything else is gravy. Including owning a piece of a government approved monopoly with full revenue sharing.
>>61121804Ok hear me out. What if we tokenize humans?
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>>6112180410 years seems crazy, the stadium would essentially have the 1st year of insane revenue and then 0 revenue from seats for the next 10 years, with the same obligation, at the mercy of inflation that their existing pile of money doesn't go to 0 before they have a chance to pay their employees to run the games.
>>61121804This sounds like a headache, much easier for consumer to just buy tickets
>>61122247using ai
>>61122300you can add transaction tax. anyways, since not all seats are equal, NFT would work better
>>61121804>year one: stadium sells entire 10-year supplystadiums would hate this, because demand only picks up after people know what teams are competing in the big games
>>61122165But it’d just make prices be always expensive as people would buy tickets when cheap in anticipation to sell when a big game comes up for profit so the big games would always be priced in, also subject to manipulation of the sport organizers, they can crash or pump the price by via scheduling and marketing campaigns.As another poster said, this is extreme kikery
>>61122358And if a coin is always redeemable for a seat, everyone will just wait to redeem their coin during a big game, stadium would be full, so they’d either have to be a lottery for when stadium is full to determine who gets in or for big games increase the amount of tokens it takes for admission
what if every vagina was tokenized?every dayfor the next TEN YEARS?50,000 vaginas × 81 saturday nights × 10 years = 40.5 million chances to hav sexeach token = 1 vagina, 1 sexual climax, 1 right to fuckself-destructs after the orgasmall tradable on an open marketyear one: woman sells entire 10-year supplyinstant cash infusion, like securitizing future hookupsperverts + speculators now trading the future demand curve for sexual pleasureUnderage Instagram girl hits age 18?Vagina tokens moon.Older girl hits the wall?Illiquid dumpster fire.basically created sex futuresretail flippers start “vagina farming”whales bundle tokens into vagina ETFsdegens trade volatility on orgasm odds“shorting boners” becomes a real phrasesomeone launches “CumSwap”entire marketplace forms around exhibitionism exposureThis would mean females get upfront liquidityperverts become investorsmarkets gain a new tradable data layerliterally created a yield curve for orgasms
>>61122378Bring new meaning to pump and dump, kek.
>>61122165But the tickets were sold 10 years in advance, presuming the people buy tickets when released and hold wouldn’t the stadium be very full for “underpriced” games and very empty for “overpriced” ones? Seems like this would ultimately eat into the stadiums profits.
>>61122378Nigga you stole my idea>>61122247This guy here is cool. He wanted to contribute.>>61122330Anyways I'm willing to settle for a 40% pre launch allocation. Final offer. Take it or we will become competitors.
I actually feel like most teams really fuck up by making in-stadium tickets expensive. You want your stadium thing to be an absolute event. Jam packed, with purely working class hardos. They're part of the prop for the TV and the brand (where the real money is), and having these dismal half empty stadiums with cocktail sipping morons up in the boxes absolutely ruins the optics and the atmosphere. The network effects of having strong grassroots support for the team due to fan friendly ticket and concessions pricing are massive. Think about how Buffalo is somehow hanging on due to their local grassroots support. All teams could do that if they just let the real fans get in for cheap and make it a real spectacle.
>>61122378Im all in