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>thinking about stadium economics
>realize teams sell tickets like it’s 1950
>static pricing, per-season sales, zero financialization

what if every seat was tokenized?
every game
for the next TEN YEARS?

50,000 seats × 81 home games × 10 years = 40.5 million tokens
each token = 1 seat, 1 event, 1 right to attend
self-destructs after the event
all tradable on an open market

year one: stadium sells entire 10-year supply
instant cash infusion, like securitizing future attendance
fans + speculators now trading the future demand curve for entertainment

Yankees sign a superstar?
Seat tokens moon.
Losing season?
Illiquid dumpster fire.

basically created event futures

retail flippers start “seat farming”
whales bundle tokens into seat ETFs
degens trade volatility on playoff odds
“shorting attendance” becomes a real phrase
someone launches “SeatSwap”
entire marketplace forms around live-event exposure

This would mean stadiums get upfront liquidity
fans become investors
markets gain a new tradable data layer
literally created a yield curve for human attention
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>>61121804
>zero financialization

lol. For NFL games the tickets are wildly expensive, and they further rip you off for food, drinks, and parking.
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>>61121804
This is the most jewish thing I have seen today.
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How would this work when prices for seats fluctuate per game depending on who’s home and away.
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>>61122132
the market
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>>61121804
very cool idea op. now ask chatgpt to write you a whitepaper and launch your CHZ competitor.
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The economics is getting the taxpayer to fund a multi-billion dollar construction project by bribing every city council member a small amount to vote "yes." Everything else is gravy. Including owning a piece of a government approved monopoly with full revenue sharing.
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>>61121804
Ok hear me out. What if we tokenize humans?
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>>61122222
Checked
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>>61121804
10 years seems crazy, the stadium would essentially have the 1st year of insane revenue and then 0 revenue from seats for the next 10 years, with the same obligation, at the mercy of inflation that their existing pile of money doesn't go to 0 before they have a chance to pay their employees to run the games.
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>>61121804
This sounds like a headache, much easier for consumer to just buy tickets
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>>61122247
using ai
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>>61122300
you can add transaction tax.
anyways, since not all seats are equal, NFT would work better
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>>61121804
>year one: stadium sells entire 10-year supply
stadiums would hate this, because demand only picks up after people know what teams are competing in the big games
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>>61122165
But it’d just make prices be always expensive as people would buy tickets when cheap in anticipation to sell when a big game comes up for profit so the big games would always be priced in, also subject to manipulation of the sport organizers, they can crash or pump the price by via scheduling and marketing campaigns.

As another poster said, this is extreme kikery
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>>61122358
And if a coin is always redeemable for a seat, everyone will just wait to redeem their coin during a big game, stadium would be full, so they’d either have to be a lottery for when stadium is full to determine who gets in or for big games increase the amount of tokens it takes for admission
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what if every vagina was tokenized?
every day
for the next TEN YEARS?

50,000 vaginas × 81 saturday nights × 10 years = 40.5 million chances to hav sex
each token = 1 vagina, 1 sexual climax, 1 right to fuck
self-destructs after the orgasm
all tradable on an open market

year one: woman sells entire 10-year supply
instant cash infusion, like securitizing future hookups
perverts + speculators now trading the future demand curve for sexual pleasure

Underage Instagram girl hits age 18?
Vagina tokens moon.
Older girl hits the wall?
Illiquid dumpster fire.

basically created sex futures

retail flippers start “vagina farming”
whales bundle tokens into vagina ETFs
degens trade volatility on orgasm odds
“shorting boners” becomes a real phrase
someone launches “CumSwap”
entire marketplace forms around exhibitionism exposure

This would mean females get upfront liquidity
perverts become investors
markets gain a new tradable data layer
literally created a yield curve for orgasms
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>>61122378
Bring new meaning to pump and dump, kek.
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>>61122165
But the tickets were sold 10 years in advance, presuming the people buy tickets when released and hold wouldn’t the stadium be very full for “underpriced” games and very empty for “overpriced” ones? Seems like this would ultimately eat into the stadiums profits.
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>>61122378
Nigga you stole my idea
>>61122247
This guy here is cool. He wanted to contribute.
>>61122330

Anyways I'm willing to settle for a 40% pre launch allocation. Final offer. Take it or we will become competitors.
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I actually feel like most teams really fuck up by making in-stadium tickets expensive. You want your stadium thing to be an absolute event. Jam packed, with purely working class hardos. They're part of the prop for the TV and the brand (where the real money is), and having these dismal half empty stadiums with cocktail sipping morons up in the boxes absolutely ruins the optics and the atmosphere. The network effects of having strong grassroots support for the team due to fan friendly ticket and concessions pricing are massive. Think about how Buffalo is somehow hanging on due to their local grassroots support. All teams could do that if they just let the real fans get in for cheap and make it a real spectacle.
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>>61122378
Im all in



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