Seagram Building edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>61124062
Precious metals and precious metal accessories have already won.
you have 5 hours to pick one stock that will probably make you some money, which stock do you choose?
>The United States of America has established price floors after a random trade war with China during a government shutdown when the economy is already under extreme pressure and everything is propped up an AI bubbleWhy?
>>61126671TMF until $80
>>61126671UVIX
>>61126673DEATH TO AMERICA
>>61126656When Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan start saying gold can hit $5k to $6 next year it means they want to pump the price.
>>61126671cnc
>>61126682
>>61126641>baking while /smg/ is on page 4there are 2 /smg/s in the catalog, you RETARD
>>61126683>When Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan start saying gold can hit $5k to $6 next year it means they want to pump the price.it means they want you to buy (they're the seller)it also gives plausible deniability when china really does pump this shit to 10k
>>61126686Americans probably think Fifth Thrid Bank is smaller than Fifth Fourth Bank
>futas
What's the point of living in America if you can profit off it's market and middle class misery from anywhere in the world?
>>61126677patrician tastes
>>61126671RKLB, ASTS, JOBY, GOOG, NVTS
>>61126697mad you didnt get to post niko avocado you disgusting faggot top yourself
>>61126698>(they're the seller)They bought, they are holding physical they are selling paper, now they are ready to pump the price by making demand skyrocket by leading retail and average hank hill to run out and buy. Watch Cramer will be out soon with his buy buy buy recommendation.
Nigrome Powell can fix this twisted market with a 3bepis rate hike. But he's a little pussy bitch. Imagine leaving a legacy of being a coward pussy and fed chair over one of the most retarded markets ever, instead of being remembered for being based and doing what needs to be done. Genuinely pathetic man.
>Porn has always been a driver of tech adoption. ChatGPT is no different, >@parmy writes (via @opinion) BBGEmbarassing. I thought this was about free education and curing cancer.
>>61126728He doesn't have to do anything really. All he has to do is come out and say "I THINK ASSETS ARE OVERVALUED"
>>61126732Uncensor the AI videos, Jerome Powell
>>61126709>>61126677>>61126687
>>61126734Why do we so many sissy faggots in the financial system? Dont even get me started on that bottom bitch bussyant
>>61126732>congratulations! >for continued growth, your stock market now relies on pornography businesses. their competition is *consults notes* the mafia!>you've reached the end of the economic cycle!>would you like to continue playing?
The level of cope on /biz/ about precious metals and precious metal accessories is unreal. Your dollar-denominated assets are becoming as worthless as the hyperinflated toilet paper they're backed by, and here you are whining about PMs. Live by the money printer, die by the money printer. You get what you fucking deserve.
>Bank of America, Morgan Stanley, ASML, AMD, Nvidia, and More Stock Movers
I'm gonna be the financially responsible cuck. No C8 Corvette for me until $1M NW.
It's over....
>>61126753>>61126732Are you guys ready for CNBC to shill "AI PORN" and BUYBUYBUY in the same article?
>>61126750The guys in front are just the tools for the guys in the back. Jerome is a dickless puppet. They probably have so much dirt on the guy that every word coming out of his mouth has to be preapproved with his owners.
>>61126774>it's much more humane!>no more sexual exploitation!>thousands of unemployed sex workers take to twitter>"hey, that was our income"
>>61126770>No C8 Corvettewhat;s the point if you are not going race it, and you cant do it on the street. Buy an actual race car, even a shitty one, and take it to some track and actually sign up for races and race it. They have places where you race all kinds of beater car, or motorcycles (road and dirt).
>>61126777I can't imagine ever bending the knee like that. Even if they kill me, I would take them down with me. This dude can crash the market with a single tweet but he's a bitch. This is what V2 is for.
>>61126671TSM (reports earnings 2 am EST)ONDS NBIS CRWV APLDIBIT DELL HOODPLTR
>>61126789Cause I just like the way the car looks lmao. I would just get a stingray 2LT and call it a day.
>>61126793
>>61126793>CRWVthey have debt problem they need to address first.
last chance to buy NAK
>>61126797The point of accumulating money is to be happy. Everyone here is for that goal. to retire early, to see big number, to emigrate, to buy Pokémon cards, to get kids through college, to buy Epstein island 2.0. Everyone here is accumulating money to be happy. I think you should do what makes you happy and if that entails a new car?
>>61126722He already did apparently.Short GLD short term anyways
>>61126818>The point of accumulating money is to be happyYou accumulate money so you can live comfortably and provide necessities for your family. Fiat currency continues to devalue so prices go up, so you need to continually earn/make more money to protect your purchasing power and financial security. You will encounter unfortunate events and money can help. Money alone will not make you happy. You need to understand yourself and enjoy living to be happy.
>Meta's $1.5B AI investment, NuScale Power pops on Army program
GRRR is ded?
>>61126847Always has been, the British shill has been MIA the past few days for good reason
>>61126835Inflation is 2% dude fuck off with your doom and gloom. If it goes ballistic the system will implode so win win
>>61126793>TSM (reports earnings 2 am EST)Come on, you chinkie poo motherfuckers, come on... I just bought 150 shares the day before yesterday on margin because I didn't want to sell anything else, now justify all the good shit I heard about you... come on you slant eyed bugfuckers, make me some money...
>more pointless arguingi would tell you to gfy but youd probably take it personally
>>61126859It's 3% and trending up before the rate cuts have even taken effect you dumb faggot. Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>>61126835No you do it to be happy. That includes living comfortably and providing for your family. You write like a pseudo intellectual >>61126835
Was kinda hoping ABAT would dump some more tomorrow but doesn't look like it at the moment.
>A rare earth surge is underway as LAC, MP, USAR, TMQ, and JPM capitalize on US supply chain initiatives.
>Omeros stock catapulted Wednesday after Novo Nordisk agreed to pay up to $2.1 billion to license its experimental treatment.
>>61126859>Inflation is 2% dudeyou are totally uninformed and have no experience with what the situation really is. The Fed and US government have been faking economic data since the beginning. When Clinton was president the gov recalculated inflation from the great depression onward to help with the ongoing lie inflation is under control. When Bernanke was fed chair he was talking about hedonics were the fed substitutes in new less expensive items in their inflation calcs to hide the real inflation. If you do not know any of this you really need to start learning about the economy really works or you will always be poor.
Alright I'm done wageslavingI need an option play that i can retire offgive me your recs
PFE is going bancrupt, isn't it?
>>61126896short ENE
>>61126835I accumulate money so I can buy a better suit of armor and go out and bludgeon people with sticks. Your mileage may of course vary.
>>61126774I need AI porn of finance commenters
>>61126738>>61126902Fat-fingered that one.
Shares of stocks linked to agriculture, basedbeans, and cooking oil are up on Wednesday after President Donald Trump said that the U.S. was considering “terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil and other elements of Trade” as retribution against Beijing for refusing to buy American basedbeans.Pinnacle Food Group Limited (Nasdaq: PFAI) stock was up over 77%, Sadot Group Inc. (Nasdaq: SDOT) was up over 87%, and Australian Oilseeds Holdings Ltd. (Nasdaq: COOT) was up over 260% at the time of this writing in midday trading on Wednesday.
>>61126873>You write like a pseudo intellectualI am simplifying the concepts for you retards who do not seem to even understand the basics of the world you live in, nor have the interest to find out the basic facts and information. Its crazy how you have access to almost unlimited info via the internet and are still so uninformed about inflation, money, currency, or fiat currency.
>>61126937>stocks linked to agriculture, basedbeans, and cooking oilWhat about pork bellies and orange juice?
>>61126703None literally move to the whitest or nicest country you can find and rape the goyim because they are literally retarded or insane
>>61126732It isn't openAI has yet to actually produce a profit vs it's investment and operational cost it's funny to me how people don't understand how retarded stupid this economy is despite AI having yet to actually make a profit of course companies say whatever nonsense they want but in general AI is too schizo and unpredictable
>>61126732>>61126972Big problem is ChatGOT has yet to trun a profit I sense the same desperation I see in Xbox coming from ChatGPT it's a product that's not making money yet gets more and more money
>ACHR, BIDU and BABA Among Cathie Wood’s Top Stock Moves on Wednesday (October 15)
$AMZN is going to shit the bed again today, isn't it?
Why do stocks change price from when the market closes AH to the market open PM? Who is allowed to buy when no one else is and get all the gains from news. Really isnt fair innit? I thought this was a free market
>>61126671HGRAF
>Possible arc>The U.S. and its allies quietly pivot from free trade rhetoric to industrial policy nationalism. Supply chains decouple not just for chips, but for anything with strategic leverage — critical minerals, fertilizer, micro-reactors, biotech reagents.>Middle-tier states (Australia, Chile, Indonesia, Kazakhstan, DRC) become geopolitical battlegrounds as both blocs compete for control and long-term off-take deals.>By 2026–27, commodity inflation returns without broad consumer inflation — a stagflationary echo where “hard goods” outperform “soft economy” assetsGod I love ChatGPT for analysis. Picrel seems to be actually happening, so this feels credible.>fertilizer
>>61127029BACPFAI
>>61127029im certain AMD will also make money today oct. 16
>>61127030But I thought importing a trillion indians was the secret to beating all our enemies!
>Aker BP ASA is a Norwegian oil exploration and development company focusing on petroleum resources on the Norwegian Continental Shelf. It is present all over Norway. The headquarters are in Fornebu with additional offices in Trondheim, Stavanger and Harstad. The company employs a staff of more than 2,400
>Wall Street Analysts See a 105.88% Upside in Alvotech (ALVO): Can the Stock Really Move This High?
>Applying Elliott Wave Theory to ADTN - Weekly Loss Report & High Conviction Trade Alerts
>>61126671planet labs, the satellite company with the most earth observation satellites in orbit
>>61126872I will take on debt instead
>>61127091SINGAPORE/HONG KONG, Oct 14 (Reuters) - Chinese autonomous driving firm WeRide (WRD.O), opens new tab has hired Morgan Stanley (MS.N), opens new tab and China International Capital Corp (CICC) (601995.SS), opens new tab to work on a dual primary listing in Hong Kong, three sources with knowledge of the matter said.
>>61127030Also E25 for tinAnd gas
>>61127023The 24 hour market means your playing with:Algo/AI/trading botsIndia‘The Jews’Anyone allowed to trade who lives in EuropeAnons based in the US who cannot sleepI am a Burger living in Europe so I play both sides if possible during market open here in the EU and market open in the US.>>61126989Amazon has some big changes coming down the pipeline and the target price has been raised nicely.>>61127030This is bullish for the HGRAF tranny.
>>61127106how is that related or relevant to my moonshot
>>61127113idk baidu is better supposedly. just throwing ideas out there ill look into the planet labs, ty
>>61126874it will still probably drop a bit more after open, but I wouldn't expect anything below 7anyway free slurpies, and here I thought I missed my chance to increase my exposure
APOLOGIZE!
>>61127116Can you stop flooding the thread with your useless posts. Thanks.
>>61127121let janny know instead of me. youre welcome
So is Trump going to dump or pump the market today?
>>61127119nice numbers
>>61127129nigger thursdaytoday we doomp on no newstomorrow he'll say something dumb
>>61127119>>61127121>>61127129>>61127135Can you stop flooding the thread with your useless posts. Thanks.
>>61127138good bot
>>61127119>>61127133obvious in hindsightbut still very nice
post a stock ticker symbol you think will do well or fuck off noone cares for your shitty take on the market or wants to hear you brag, argue get in your feelings like >>61127121just saying
>>61126656Someone is rugging gold right now on 5min chart
>>61127155i shorted 4250 wish me luck
>Trevi Therapeutics stock hits 52-week high at 10.16 USD By Investing.com
>>61127161Good luck but I need it too.
>$TLT & $TMFIt is my time. I finally rise. I was mocked, and ridiculed.But I say neigh to them. I shall now be the winner.
shill me a ticker smiggas, need that good good
>>61127155anon, they did that two days ago at the exact same time
>>61127168baidu
>>61127168MSOSETHA
>>61127168URG
>>61127168DUST
>>61127171>baiduWhy not KWEB or FXI?
>>61127165>tmf chadBasedWe will finally have our moment. It's been YEARS but THE TIME IS NOW.
>>61127168BX is kinda looking slurpable rn
>>61127192Indeed.I was laughed at when I talked about The Fed™ ending QT. Now theyre bringing it to an end, and lowering rates.It couldn't be a more perfect storm for us bong chads. I get the feeling a Santa Rally™ is going to come our way, this holiday season.
>>61126910What's it like to have a purpose in life?
buy intc
>>61127231>pick relatedI've had girls "get the ick from me" one week, and then I dress up nicely, shave, etc. and they want me the next week.I am convinced that women do not actually know what they want until they see it.
>>61127231>pirate movies>get music from youtubewhy not pirate the music too? fake ickpiller
how do i learn this kind of math? this seems more advanced than the greeks
>>61127251>how do I learn this kind of ma-Just ask Chatgpt
>>61127257I will NOT conversate with the anti-christ!
>>61127231Calisthenics fucking suck especially if you start from zero, or have been lifting for a while.Get a pair of adjustable dumbbells, a bench (adjustable one of you want to splurge) and a pullup bar.
hahahah, fucking baggies.
Remember when the chinks knew about covid ahead of time and bought out all the face masks and hand sanitizer? Yeah, well the same thing is happening with PMs. Buckle up.
CoreWeave (CRWV) Teams Up with Nvidia-Backed Poolside to Build Massive Data Center
>>61127168Encore energy
>>61127308>smart money buying gold
>>61127315It's still early. The dedollarization hyperinflation shitstorm has barely even started. Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>>61127231>thinkpad over macbooki fucking hate macbooks, i'll keep the thinkpad>drive a cheap sedan with manual troonwhat's wrong with manuals? sign of masculinity >fap to animehow would she know?>piracyit's not about being poor, if you think this, you are retarded.
>Solar Surge: T1 Energy (TE) Stock Rockets After Major U.S. Deals, CEO Champions “American Energy” Vision
>>61127315>>61127322This is the top for PMs, isn't it?t. former /pmg/ poster
>>61127335just buy futures instead of gold.
>>61127335>>61127340The fed is cutting into hot inflation while China and the rest of the world dumps their dollars and treasury bonds for PMs, on top of an imminent US credit downgrade for being unable to pass a budget. You're actually retarded if you would rather hold onto AI bubble memeshit over PMs in this environment.
>>61127352I meant gold futures. Leveraged.
>30k an ounce gold because of dedollarization and hekin 3% inflation!
Nothing Ever HappensThis isn't the big one for the USD yet.That's during the next bust cycle.
>>61126682TRUMP WAS SENT BY ALLAH TO DESTROY AMERICA INSHALLAH
this gold shit is getting on my nerves
>>61127384I got a big one for you right ´ere buddy.
>>61127377>>61127384>>61127386If you're feeling butthurt from being wrong about PMs now, just wait until it actually hits those prices in 2027.
>>61127189>there is ticker KWEB>but no KWABI am disappointed...
>>61127030Australia isn't middle tier, we are firmly on the side of Democracy and always will be
>>61127396what are your favourite tickers?
>>61127325Ascendant pill is only pirating books, because other shit is not even worth the pirating.
>>61127315Correct, should have bought in 2021 when everyone was talking about interest rate hikes and recessions and shit like that.
>>61127405>there is JBS>but no JEBI am again very disappointed...
>>61127377*Snap*Thanks for this cringe post
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Jerome data-dependent but I'm going to cut anyways in October Powell.
>>61127423>Core inflation is an inflationary measure that leaves out energy and food, focusing only on items that have fairly predictable price movements.So not only we feel them but also it leaves out some important shit.
Nestle bros we are so fucking back
>less than a week to recover from trumps 100% tariff tweetQuicker than the last major dip he caused. Was an easy dip buy lmao
What's going to be relevant after the rare earths, metals and such?
>>61127455Guns, ammo, and possibly nuclear fallout shelters.
>>61127397A damning indictment of the australian people
>>61127455Energy
>>61126895can we quantify this? do there be calculations running parallel with old info
>>61127451>
>>61127466Microvast (MVST) Soars After Hours — What Sparked the Movethoughts? suggestions?
>>61127453I’m balls deep in 0dte spy calls hoping it happens
I seem to only be attracted to women 10+ years older than meWhat should I be investing in?
>>61127470testosterone replacement therapy
>Greer, Bessent blast China's rare earths curbs, urge Beijing not to implement them http://reut.rs/4nUdlc7Blast deez rare nutz
>>61127479O no no no no cardsbros.
>Critical Metals (CRML) Soars to All-Time High as JPMorgan Sets Sights on Mineral ...
>>61127479Kek>please don't stop being our resource colony
>Trump Is Eyeing Nova Minerals. Should You Buy NVA Stock Now?+1
>>61127476Why is this a controlled substance in the us? But you can buy estrogen online no problem
>>61127560Mr Shekelstein the health minister said it's not allowed.
opinion on bonds?
>>61127574I'm a Pierce Brosnan guy myself
DGRO is the only stock that hasn't betrayed me
>>61127560because only strong men can lead a change. your average redditor is useless.
>>61127560Because it makes you stronger in most cases, alter your body and organs, and make you more aggressive. Or how would you explain that most violent criminals are male? Just because of the dick?
>Nestle will axe 16,000 jobs as it tries to raise sales volumes, new CEO Philipp Navratil said, as the world's largest packaged food company reported better-than-expected sales growth thanks to pricing-led upticks in coffee and confectionery>Yeah, we made more money with higher prices but we're also going to kick out people haha>Investors, pls buy our stock
>>61127588Crude futures curve sinking lower and lower.Yellow is now.Crude tanker rates are already incredibly good, before contango comes into play.In case you don't know, once the entire crude curve moves into contango, crude tankers tend to go absolutely ballistic because tankers start getting tied up on storage contracts.On the other hand, nothing good ever happens to shipping long term so what's most likely to happen is for crude to rebound and ruin the party.
>>61126671SLV. Silver will continue to climb.
>>61127030>Middle-tier states (Australia, Chile>>61127397Australia is also one of three including the us and uk in the us nuclear sub program. Its by no means comparable to kazahstan or chile even though australia has a ton of mining.
>>61127023>Who is allowed to buy when no one else is and get all the gains from news. Really isnt fair innit?Fidelity allows retail to trade AH. Maybe get a real broker.
>>61127581muh dick
>>61127231Holy shit this is me except clothes from thrift stores. I've never bought thrift store clothes am I missing out?
>>61127632Only shares though not options Enjoy making pennies
Again reminder. Good earnings are expected. Markets are forward looking. We know they did well in this q. Nothing new there
>>61126709This man KNOWS
>tfw eurochad that has been trading options for 3 hours already
>>61127231So the ickpill is just being smart with money?
Of course this is when bitnigger decides to crab dump
I'm seething
>>61127645>though not optionsNo one is buying or selling options AH as the market closes. AH is only shares.
>>61126641>He created a new thread for free
>>61126671SOXLAnd I go balls deep
>>61127667Big boys do swaps etc
>>61126770I grew up my dad always had a Corvette. Several different kinds. It was cool as a kid but now when I see vettes I just think the driver is compensating or having a midlife crisis, which has yet to be proven wrong.Vettes are never driven by Chads because girls like stupider cars. They're always driven by boomers and boomers-in-waiting. For that reason alone I would never drive one. I have paid enough in speeding tickets in my life, I don't need a cop magnet.
>>61126818I'm happy no, with 600k net worth, a wife that loves me and 3 beautiful kids. I want more money to make sure I'm not a burden in later life and to maybe set them up for success. I had to make my way. Other than parents giving me a bad when I needed it, I got here on my own. I want to provide a better start for my kids
>>61127677yes the big boys can call each other and make a trade to one another. the open market isnt the only part of wallstreet. you also can sell directly to other people or other companies but the price on the market wont reflect that change.
FUGG PLUG!!!!!!!!!
>govenment shutdown >trade war >loan bubble >3.5% savings rate >5 trillion in capex on unknown profit factor im so fucking bullish bros
>>61126896>SOXL calls
>>61127693More like RUG am I right!
>>61127694>muh value investing>muh ridiculous p/eok honest question, why do people like Shkreli or niggers here still believe in any rationality in the market when it died after the financial crisis and now it's just a long game of musical chairs, pumping the jewish bags? like honestly, you hear the pharma nigger jerk off over how smart he is and then his quantum short shits itself, he's praising fucking TESLA of all things and acts like the market cares about value? fuck off and die.
>>61127712Yeeeep - some of these quantum companies having a 25b valuation and based out of a garage is just funny to me.Money printer go brrrrr post 2008 which completely distorts any actual price discovery.
TSM earnings beat. Huge forecastCan SOXLChads stop winning?
how likely is it that the US will lower the rates? Should I buy bonds now?
>>61127712 I learned options in 2021 and started by learning TA and all that bullshit. Made slow steady gains. But in my YOLO account I was doing like 8x my safe account. In 2024 I gave up on TA and now just basically yeet into things based on a very macro examination of just market swings. I'm up 110% since March and don't waste time looking at fucking charts
Guys I bought $30 UUUU calls. Tell me am I cooked is UUUU peaked.
>>61126910You just know everyone in that pic had the day of his life doing that, specially the guys in roman and greek attire that didn't gave a shit.source?
>>61127733This shit can run but it the market doesnt give a shit about my opinion
>>61127727100% likely. Inflation is tame... by their metrics anyways and its getting a little crazy with the jobbies. Monetary policy can only go so far with fixing employment issues tho, so I wonder how low they'd be willing to go to try to fix the lack of new jobs. Why would you buy bonds tho? Aren't those for people that have so much money they legally can't spend it all on stocks?
Gonna go all in on Adobe today. AI is fake and gay and the stock will skyrocket when the retarded masses realize this.
>>61127801I'm investing my savings in bonds, ie the money I want to be more secured than the gambling stock moneybonds are safer and have a better return rate than my bank account
>>61127829Yeah ok just put it in ETFs lil bro. Worst case scenerio your shit goes down 20% for 2 years, less if you dca.
>>61127733Based and gmi pilled
>>61127828I bought 10k yesterday
Another dip today?
Buy kuya silver its gonna complete the cup and handle
See https://www.benedelman.org/sec-complaint-applovin/ for SEC complaint re AppLovin's shenanigans. Recall last week Monday's movement of AppLovin regarding the rumor of an impending SEC lawsuit.Combine this with new evidence coming to light"AppLovin Pulls Mobile Product As Backdoor App Install Allegations Mount"https://www.adweek.com/media/applovin-pulls-mobile-product-as-backdoor-app-install-allegations-mount/
What if we crab today and and the other shoulder forms tomorrow?>>61127874Do whatever you want it's your money to burn. However I have a right to say you are retarded for doing that.
Guys I need you to smoke more before tuesday. Smoke marlboro, get that nicotine into your lungs and look at those ads, you will look so cool!! Just smoke more and let a brother make it.
>>61127801Lower rates won't fix ANYTHING in regards to jobs when joblosses and lack of creation are due to tariffs, due to layoffs and shutdowns, due to AI and to general uncertainty. It will disproportionally give the signal for possible higher inflation and the Gold and Silver rally in the last month shows it.
>>61127453It hasn't recovered we are still in dead cat bounce phase
>>61127925Fix?
>>61127579This is insanely humiliating and i'm genuinely curious whether he's actually oblivious to it or he's faking it for pussy
>>61127466>>61127468Microvast Sparks Retail Excitement As Stock Hits 3.5-Year Highs
>>61127940Are terms like dead cat bounce even applicable after the market went down a mere 3% and then up again 2%? Both are such tiny moves that when zoomed out a little, this is just the market crabbing after months of green.
asked ai for lottery numbers. just played them.
>>61127958it's either fooling around, anons being leveraged up to their tits, or baby's first year on the stock market
When will rheinmetall pump again
asked grok to insult you:You delusional /smg/ bagholders are like a bunch of inbred monkeys flinging shit at a dartboard, pretending it's TA—meanwhile, your portfolios are bleeding out faster than a virgin on prom night. Keep coping with your "diamond hands" while the real alphas short your life savings into oblivion.
>>61127978>Not doing your own insult analysis NGMI
>>61127978>prom nightthanks for reminding me ofhttps://youtu.be/3czqwXlBSvc?si=QEUhpp9-Hm2DavCy
Is setting price floors good or bad for the economy
my case for why gold will continue to rise far higher, is for one central banks will continue buying more and more even if the prices rise up because central banks buy for long term and strategic reasons and do not try to time the market even if there might be a small chance of a slight pull back of 10 to 20% max they dont care since it is better then staying in dollars who can go to 0 if they are not on the good side of ZOG, and who will also likely hyper inflate as the US is more and more likely to enter into a debt spiral which they are trying to hyper inflate out of it, the US hegemony is also declining and china military and industrial might are only rising by 2035 China would have by far surpassed the US militarily both in terms of numbers or technology couple that with it industrial might, by 2035 the Chinks could easily crush the US and kick them out of the pacific which is the industrial heart land of the world, and without hegemony the US economy and dollar will go to trash and i doubt the US can stay together/not collapse/balkanise without both it economical might and cultural hegemony and prestige, meaning the dollar is deadthirdly the stocks are in a massive LLMs bubble and the more they rise the less smart money would be willing or able to justify investing in them and would diversify into gold, and if the stock bubble bust the money will not stay in dollar for the previously mentioned reasons but will flee into things like gold
>>61128046There's only AIconomy.
Why didn't I just short the VIX??
When markets are this close to all time highs yet VIX is elevated puts won't even save you.
>>61127958the fed hasn’t even fully cut rates yet. we still got way more room to pump. bobos are completely assblasted
>>61128065There's another chance in a week+ brother, VIX will spike when the shutdown has gone on for a month+
>>61128065I have a question about this bros. Contract prices go down when IV goes down, right? So wouldn't VIX puts be more risky than usual due to iv crush? I bought a little 19.5p yesterday just for fun and curious to see how small the gains are today.
I hope whoever said to buy antimoney gets asshole and throat cancer and spreads it to anyone they care about and gets tortured in hell
THROUGHOUT EACH DAYOctober 16This is not an overnight matter. It should continue for our lifetime.ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, p. 84During my early years in A.A. I saw Step Ten as a suggestion that I periodically look at my behavior and reactions. If there was something wrong, I should admit it; if an apology was necessary, I should give one. After a few years of sobriety I felt I should undertake a self-examination more frequently. Not until several more years of sobriety had elapsed did I realize the full meaning of Step Ten, and the word "continued." "Continued" does not mean occasionally, or frequently. It means throughout each day.Examine yourself through the whole trading day anon. Do not blindly gamble, be sure each trade sits right with you spiritually. Practice self examination until you find yourself doing it in real time. Be good to yourself anon, and be the best trader you can be.
>>61128088Also that's why shorting calls is literally free money, because when VIX pumps the calls also go up more and when it goes down (it always does) the premium gets double fucked.>Tfw when I could be 300% up on shorting calls if I didn't buy antimoney
>>61128083you do understand that pumping because of a increase in the money supply and not because of fundamentals and increases in productivity is just hot air to inflate the bubble even more and just highly inflationary, even a ponzi scheme can pump for a long run as long as more and more money is fed into it but its not a good signe
All shiny boomer rock posters need to fuck off to >>>/pmg/
>>61128090kek baggie
>>61128090Not even a 10% loss. Take a look at PaperMcHands over here!
>>61128100That is true, but money supply grows pretty much most of the time, so assets also just pump pretty much most of the time.
>>61128090Do you even look at the chart before you press buy?
>>61128100yes what’s your point? I don’t give a shit about the fundamentals because QE will pump everything regardless. sure inflation will go up but that doesn’t mean we can’t make money in the meantime. there WILL be a crash no doubt but there will be a melt up before that
>>61128098Except on friday the 4th April into monday the 7th. If you had done this, you'd be gigaraped.
>>61128119this right here. the money supply will grow forever as long as governments continue to exist and borrow money.
>>61128119and that's just inflation
>>61128124my point is that i dont want to be caught into massive hot air bubble that could crash at any moment, i dont like to play the let try to ride the bubble and try to time it burst game
>>61128119>>61128135>>61128143>Es em gee is discovering basic economic principles that have been known since the days of Adam SmithSELL EVERYTHINGTHIS IS THE ULTIMATE TOP SIGNAL
>>61128143Yeah, but you want to at least keep up with it. First objection is not to make money, but not to lose money. Real problem is not buying the top and ending up bagholding. Which is why I am not so hot about the gold at the moment. Stocks also look overpriced.
>>61128088>So wouldn't VIX puts be more risky than usual due to iv crush?short answer no since the vix isn't tracking the vol of itself. VVIX would give you that
>>61127632God I hope their men...
>>61128088I don't think vix options have iv crush because you can't anticipate what the vix is going to do.
>>61128156> not buying the top and ending up bagholdingtrue but remember theyre devaluing your dollars as we speak so holding cash is also a losing position
I wish i had more money to invest
Is only fans still doing well? Isn't there that thing about strippers and the macro environment?
>>61128126That's why you short the vix when it goes up, especially when it goes double digits up. VIX always go down
>>61127192>>61127210I've got a massive position in TLT calls, I feel like that's a better way to essentially be in TMF without the decay of a leveraged etf repricing daily.. When the bubble pops people will realise 4.6% with no risk is a lot better than 200PE junk stocks
soot will not stop running up until tue next week, grab a bag or two
>>61128158>Short answer no since the vix isn't tracking the vol of itself.Lol wut? What the fuck do you think the IV is tracking on the VIX? You gorilla supreme nigger retard lmfao
>>61128170Tell me exactly what the IV is on options and how it is calculated.
>>61128185It went up on Friday the 4th, but it went upper on the 7th.
>>61128198The VIX literally collapsed on Monday, am I being gaslit?
0dte calls on tsm today??
>>61126641You are an idiot if you have no nuclear stocks. Holly fuck do I have gains. How likely is it that USA will buy up parts of SMR or LEU? It would be a strategic investment
new soot update: it is in top 25 canuck index
>>61128193the VIX is tracking IV on SPX options, retard
>>61127397ChatGPT probably took into consideration Australia being China's bitch atm.
So sad I did not buy more those returns feel illegal. I am investing long term tho, nuclear is the future
>>61128222Tell me what the IV of VIX is calculated based on, you stupid nigger
>>61128220HGRAF in 3rd place
>>61128204
>>61128237Cope lol
>pov: ur my folio
>>61128227damn that's juicy. I wonder if there are good modular nuclear reactor EU stocks I could find, I think the lower startup costs might be quite politically friendly and serve the needs of rich people making complexes to live in in the medium term future
>>61128235desu $4 before eoy seems like a joke target now
>>61128258There are non, at least no public companies + regulation in the EU is fucked anyway.Also mind you I bought the nuclear stocks after trumps announcement of easing regulation regarding nuclear. He announced on Sunday I bought on Monday.RollsRoyce is building a SMR, british
>>61128258Rolls Royce, that's all you need. Build a position, keep adding. It will be the UK's most valuable company within a decade.
>>61128234Embarassing
>>61128271Agreed. $4 by EoM is possible, higher target for EoY
This twisted market needs to be reset. Thats what the V2 rate hikes are for.Buddy.
>>61128276I've been considering Roller but I haven't seen an entry I like and I'm not involved enough in the biz to figure out upside
>>61128191>When the bubble pops peopleAre we really in a bubble though? Didnt it pop in april? I just dont see bonds being of interest right now.
>rich people have their wealth tied to stocks>instead of wanting to be richer, they collectively decide to sell their stocks, reducing their wealth, and causing ' bear markets '>this is only done specifically to fuck over middle class people (retail)Make this make sense.
Hey i’m gonna be honest. I’m a first gen immigrant and I grew up poor. But i’ve been making all the right moves to ascend to at least upper middle class.However on the outside nothing has changed. How do you deal with this kind if abstract hell.I have $250k in an RSU grant. Making about $140k. Got $450k worth of other assets at age 30. When do I get to flex on those look down on me?
>>61128279>investing in rolls because they spouted some nonesense about SMRThey are literally taking their scale designs and trying to make them smaller. Lol
>>61128281Not an argument you stupid faggot. Tell me exactly what the IV of the VIX is calculated based on. I'm waiting
>futures
My South Korean ETF just keeps going up for no reason. I'm up 60% in 6 months. This is a bubble right?
>>61128306Reminder this retard fundamentally does not understand what IV is btw
>>61128315Country literally dying my dude.
>>61128290Why would you buy them just for the SMR part, if you're an idiot just buy the URNU ETF
>>61128323This country needs bwc. Whats the outlook today ? We with bobo/mumu/snips ?
>>61128279Labour is quite keen on trying to foster a UK megacap but RR has a lot of irons in the fire and it's not that clear all of them will pan out>>61128306I would say it's more technically complicated than that anon, besides, making something smaller and neater worked pretty nicely for Apple even if that was the case with RR
>>61128323Why wont lil takeshi breed /biz/?Are their gook women that ugly?
Why the FUCK did gold just gigadump
>>61128317VIX IV is the vomma of snp ~37 and ~23 call-put splits. Are you pakistani or indian?
>>61128240lmao gottem
>>61128333I think white males can do well, but girls in SK are feminists. I just don’t know the extent, The guys are huge chuds though.
>>61128345just a portent of things to come today
>>61128344Time > MoneyAlways has been
>>61128336I don't doubt the can sell it. For a time. I just feel like mean reversion will hit the sector hard, and their innovation is 0. OKLO as an example has fake delusional targets and is overpriced as hell, but the technology has merit.
>>61128279Why did Rolls Royce go on such a tear lately?
>>61128304most white collar workers are millionaires before 40. you flex on people by living in Marin CA or Mercer Island WA.
>>61128349>Grok pls help meThe IV is a moving average of the implied volatility over X period. The VIX tracks volatility. When the VIX goes up, the IV of its own contracts have outsized gains because the options on the contract track its own IV+premium from futures contracts. You are a brown retard.>>61128350Cope.
>>61128304>When do I get to flex on those look down on me?Ideally you shouldn't ever. But, I also understand that you're an immigrant and also probably some variety of Eastern, so you probably have that same deeply ingrained sense of inferiority that drives flexing behavior. I have often wondered why that is. I would encourage you to meditate on this and ask yourself why you have this desire.
>>61128304Probably never if you are Asian since you are less successful than the Asian doctors dentists and quants
Can you tell when I bought $64 calls that expire Friday?Haha
>US Energy Chief Wright To Furlough Nuclear Weapons Workers If Shutdown Continues - BBGTVTime to nuke the US
What's the short target today for UUUU? Can you pump this garbage?
>>61128304>age 30At mid 40s. Thats the people who buy a fancy car, big house and take multiple vacations a year. Not 30s. In your 30s you are still cocoon mode.
>>61128279The only thing Rolls has going for it is the US military contracts. Every other aspect of Rolls is unprofitable and the company itself is run by baboons. How far have you fallen, UK? Its a Greek fucking tragedy.
>>61128385I see… thank you for your guidance. I shall eat bitterness for now then.
>>61128344You would have to ask women.
>>61128352Everyone should be a little chuddist. We need to stomp out feminism. >>61128345Just normal volatility I think. People selling their real money to throw at equities.
>>61128345It's still up on the day? Zoom out.
>>61128380YuropoorProbably don’t even have nukes wherever you’re fromPoorfag
>>61128352Korea is Great Value™ Japan and always will be.
>>61126671Shorting tesla
these valuations are comically high
>>61128376>bought calls on an end-stage ponzi scheme You don't deserve to have money.
>>61128364Was on the verge of bankruptcy in 2021/2022.Sold off their auto arm. Went big on engineering for defence & air travel.And launched a SMR division which every single UK government party (Other than Greens lol) is interested in. Reform are definitely going to win a super majority and will pump money into RR. If you ever want to buy a Rolls Royce, buy Rolls Royce.
>>61128304>Got $450k worth of other assets at age 30.I posted my ytd earnings on /int/ two weeks ago and the first question I got was 'are you really [my nationality]'?
>>61128414No they're just mildly amusing.You are going to be laughing your ass off next year :)
>>61128426What nat, Moldovan? Richest man in Romania?If you are Bucharest anon you should go balls deep into PATH like I said a week or 2 ago
>>61128304Just buy a house in a nice area. The ultimate "waste" of money >>61128365>>61128345>>61128406>gold>giga dumpkek and I thought I had a short time frame, are you looking at a single 5 minute candle?
>>61128408Enola GAY
>>61128444>Anal gayWhat did they mean by this
>>61128443I used to think that but when you have a family you realize>Rich areas do not have niggers>Your children will go to school with rich people, will most likely marry rich>if you do community events you will befriend rich peopleI see no downsides besides the cost
Uh oh NIO baggies
I invested into Energy Fuels (ticker: UUUU) and it rugged.
>>61128471me too anon, me too. we call this "gambling" not investing
>>61128471Really? That's strange. I'm up 86% on my big stock (UUUU)
>>61128450I completely agree, that's why I put waste in quotes. It's a big money sink that makes no sense on paper when calculating muh FIRE, but nothing beats peace and quiet.
Bobo? You in there buddy?
just move to nigger-free cities or countries even
>>61128496
>>61128500Name 5
>>61128500there is no such thing as a nigger free city in the USA anymore anon, and if there are jews air-drop somalis
>>61128500I would if I could
Sirs, why SMR pump yesterday but not OKLO?
>>61128500Nowhere is safe as long as one Jew lives. The only solution is the last one.
What should I buy folks?
>>61128518Idk man you have more money than me. Maybe you should tell me.
>>61128518a housecostco stock
>>61128507im living in south side of lincoln, nebraska. its always white boys summer here
>>61128525
>>61128518GRUG BUY GAMBGAMB GO UPGAMB GOTO MOONGRUGFOMO!!!!
>>61128533those blacks are whiter than any white man in california.
>>61128496market is still down from last week, puts still up, feels good to not get caught up in volatility
BAKE
>>61128518hydrograph computer
If there's no new before open we're gonna rug
LAC wtf
>>61128518A few stacks of spy to sell options.
>>61128545
>>61128545For free? Have you checked the price of groceries lately? Nearly $5 for a bottle of dish soap
Somehow I always end up making the wrong move on the market. At this point I am going to be completely broke before I ever manage to make a right move.
I sold my GLD and it just keeps poomping
>>61128573Gold is going to $5k by Q1 bro
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
this is itthe last bake
>>61128578LETSFUCKINGGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61128578Based
>>61126732If open ai actually decides to create an advanced ai specific to gooning maybe, just maybe, they could be able to pay their trillionaire debt
rheinmetall down another 5% holy shit
>>61128561this faggot is still around? other than the mighty boosh he has never done anything funny or interesting
Why is my rare earths etf doomping
Its over
/smg/ has been halted due to extreme volatility in post quality.
baked>>61128614>>61128614>>61128614
>>61128605Don’t find him funny. I just love rooting for the lone straight white male on the baking show
>>61128613Reasonable response to be desu with you senpai.
>>61126641Orders dont seem to be going through on robinhood, aiiiieeeeee I wanna sell
>>61127231this, except replace fapping to anime girls with dating a nice Jewish girl who can appreciate my miserliness.>that insane captchajesus, wtf is up with that?
>>61128088Vix and vvix are possitively correlated, so yeah, when vix goes down vvix also goes down, but if vix holds for a while vvix also goes down. Given that vix has low underlying price and huge volatility with mean reversion (and contango effect), this is all priced in for the value calculation and results in weird stuff like the calls losing a lot of value with theta and atm calls having about 0.7 delta. By buying puts on vix you are betting on vix moving down so fast that vvix doesnt decay fast enough (something like on last monday trump tweeting "the trade war is over and the gob shutdown will end this week lmao" and the markets rebounding to their previous levels). So actually, i think shorting vix by selling calls when vix already pumped is the good move imo (iv crush + increased theta decay and on top of that they are european style, so no risk of asignment). However, unless you can sell call speads to reduce the broker buying power requirements or sell naked calls, it becomes somewhat cost inefficient.
>>61128366Ahahahaha
>>61127030what do they do with the resources? theres like maybe 3 countries in the world that can make something useful of those things
The MSTR dip looking real spicy Loading up on this discount before we go PARABOLIC
>>61129780btc is freefalling
>>61129841Once Trump speaks today we ROCKET up to ATHLove my President! Thank you for giving us these buying opportunities mister Trump!!
