weak and pathetic hippie europoorean peasant edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61138806
to the moon, right mumina?wwg8t
/smg/ endorses Gavin Newsom and Eric Adams
I think I slurped a little too soon. I really should watch the dollar amount I'm throwing in. Didn't realize how much I threw in at first.
BYND is the future. Lets get to a dollar
Bagholding my entire port now lmao
TRUMP WONYOU LOSTNEVER BET AGAINST AMERICANEVER BET AGAINST THE DOLLAR
>>61139837I'm VTI/VOO/SPLG this makes about 75% of my brokerage. the other 25% is a bunch of nonsense between oil, REITS, tech stocks like fagizon that isn't even beating the market
>>61139755Classic europe>Do nothing>Lose
I’ve lost money trying to trade this absolute dogshit crab session
>>61139844slurpers only succeed if you get out immediately otherwise you get tossed into the male chicken grinder
I'm really red today LOL
these bags are getting heavy boss
>>61139892my crypto etfs are fucking me good today but everything else wants to go green badly.
>>61139879The entirety of Europe, Every single country, is run by corrupt bureaucrats who run on autopilot and believe nothing needs to be fixed because they live and work in air conditioned palaces with majority white people
Was up to $1.2m in my port, now down to $1.05m. I don't feel anything.
In case you missed it: Trump won again, this time at the UN's IMO vote to impose a global carbon tax via shipping.Would have been the first time the UN has directly imposed a tax and had its own income.They decided to postpone the vote it for 1 year after Trump and Rubio went ballistic on the proposal, launching a last minute fight to derail it. They succeeded.
>>61139868the best performing investment of the century (gold) is a bet against america thoughever
>>61139910HOLY based
BEARS WILL STAND ON TOP
i'm RED
>>61139910I kneel
shit SPY may close green today
>>61139910Based, fuck the UNBut a global tax on shipping could save western industry
Euro here, market is closed for meWill Monday be nigger or aryan?
>>61139910Elections really do fucking matter. Kamala would have approved of his psycho shit and this would have harmed America even so badly.
What the fuck is this shit? I was told there would be a crash and everything is just crabbin.
GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY. GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY. GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY. GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY.
If you think about it we are basically watching Finance MMA.With Trump as president it has become gay WWE.
>>61139953I think wrestling in suits is cool
>>61139910I can't believe I'm saying this but Orange Satan is based. Carbon taxes are bullshit. 1) They will just be passed to the consumer 2) There is no proof that the income will make any meaningful difference to climate change even if it doesn't just line someone's pockets 3) Allowing supranational bodies to impose taxes sets a dangerous precedent
>>61139943Other euro here, what stocks are you buying?I try to only buy EU+Norway stocks for tax purpose, not sure if that's really the way to go
STOOKS
>>61139873That 25% of crap is killing your return. It’s also likely repeated in VTI. You should be spending <10 hours yearly sprucing up your portfolio.And a reminder to everyone else in here. Bears make money just the same as bulls make money, but greedy piggies get slaughtered.
EU DEFENSE DOOMPING. CONTINUE THE FUCKING WAR.
What the FUCK I am down bigly on Nebius
>>61139972im greedy piggy :(
>>61139963I'm cash only right now but am waiting for monday to see what I grabMy ETF picks areHydrogenUranium / nuclearRare earthsGold minors / crypto depending on what gold/btc does till then
>>61139983why would you do this when BTC has been struggling for weeks?
Is coca cola worth buying long term?
>>61139868>NEVER BET AGAINST THE DOLLARYou should almost always bet against fiat currencies, if not, then you wouldn't be a smigger.
>>61139963Another Euro here. I am not taxed on capital gains so I can buy and sell allI want.
I will personally assasinate every zoomer dip slurper once this is all done. Total Slurpers Death.
>>61139986baron closed his second short and a bunch of whales went long then bussyant opened his stupid faggot cum filled mouth about le trade war
>>61139979The war continuing or ending isn’t the problem. The problem is EU defense companies fucking suck lmao
What ridiculous cope. The biggest loser in the long term will be the USA. Europe heavily depends on China and they are 100% kiss ass mentality, classic useful idiots. No doubt the EU will eventually side with China. They simply have no other choice. Soon there will be even less demand for shitty dollar bonds. That's when the debt collapse begins.
>>61139910Fuck the united nations and their commie agenda 2030
>>61139992Which country?Am French, we have a 30% tax on capital gains
>>61140001Cry bitch
>ZION down because they didn't pay back a loanlol
what's up with these after market dumps?I guess the chinks really are trying to manipulate the market
they are desperately trying to hold this market up any way they canthey are printing money as we speak to throw into everything
>>61140006T'as un PEA à 17.2%, fucktard. Sans parler des assurances vie.
>>61139940it would just be a gay carbon tax
>>61140001It would be nice, but Ukraine proved the EU is fully controlled by America
Come on, go down already.
>>61140006
i think copper is the real metal play CPER didn't dump at all compared to all the other metals
>>61140019A few questions.Who is “they”?How can “they” “hold this market up”?How are “they” “printing money”?Why are you retarded?
>>61140021C'est exactement ce que je disais 2 postes plus haut: j'achète que sur le PEA à cause de ça
Sometimes I'm just like, God, if there was something I did that made it so that you put crypto in the plans for me, I'm so sorry and I wish I could be forgiven.Everyday I just curse the day I got into it and I seriously wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
I'm not a retard
A new age dawns upon russia. Finally someone will raise their iq after all russian timmies are culled
>>61140006Do dividends also get slapped with the 30% tax. If not, wouldn't that be a compelling case for investing in dividend kings instead of trying to trade?
>>61139987Yes it is. Many staples are pretty cheap atm. PEP,GIS, PG. Just stay away from the shitty ones.
>>61140045a better question is who cant create money at this point, literally any institution can spend it into existence, or the fed can directly print it
>>61139910Orange man....good
>when was it killed, the very last bobo bear>and was he aware, he was the very last one?
>>61140057The fermi paradox wasn't nukes, AI, nanobots, or micro-plastics. It was complete brain drain from the inside via pajeet invasion.
>>61140073You telling me that in all the potentially habitable planets in the Universe, the great filter for the advanced life/civilizations are many versions of ayyjeets?
>>61139995i heard that wallet closed shorts and reopened on a different exchange, no idea how true that is though
I'm so hedged its not even funnyI own gold, silver physicalsI own REITS/Communications/Utilities/Energy/OilI own leveraged ETF's, VOO,VTI,SPY,TQQQ,SOXLI own a bunch of bonds,treasuriesI own a bunch of cryptoI just bought a bunch of PUTSMathematically, its only probably that im going to make a ton of money in either direction the market chooses to go from here. Feeling super comfy right now.God bless, hope everyone is ready for the upcoming volatility.
I just bought puts, your welcome guys
Need another Trump-dump where is his tweet?
>>61140001China is a big threat to Europe dude, whereas besides essential goods, America hasn’t really penetrated Europe with much, maybe Facebook but. These tariffs are the only actual hostility Europe has seen by us in 150 years. China meanwhile literally is butchering them on every economic front. Meanwhile rich Americans love European luxury goods and IKEA.
fug
>>61140098>a challenger appears
>>61140087Yes. The pajeet is not natural to this world but a cosmic virus that spreads locally, then globally and lowers the average IQ to the point where spacefaring advancement becomes impossible.
>15% bombed into solid vhydrograph computer is doing it...
>>61140098>upcoming volatilityuh sweaty? the vix almost hit 30 premarketwere in the volatility right nowits literally unfolding before your eyes
Any bynd bros here? whats our target
>>61140113They are vorcha then, basically.
HOLY SHIT THE RETARDS ARE ACTUALLY BUYING THE DIP. 500 MORE IN SQQQ LFG!!
>>61140087Makes sense> species evolve so much natural natural selection is gone> retards breed faster than others and ruin everything
OH yeah, we're all recoovering
>>61140136no one is allowed to have puts going into the weekend, because some lender is going to go insolvent and cause a market crash on monday
FUCK WHY DID I BUY PUTS
>>61140123i'm down 85%. they are diluting massively, 9-1 possibly. i'm holding but realistically it fights for $1.00 until they get good news. if it ever gets a mcdonalds deal it goes to $20
>russell 2000 still deep in the redlove it, love itAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61140153if you had long duration put spreads, you wouldnt be worried right nowinstead you just had to get lured into volatility and get your ass blown outwhy dont people listen?
>>61140150what’s the news?
Did I for once in my life time a dip right. Holy fuck
>>61139755When is europe not the biggest loser. Their sole and entire policy for 50 years has been "give what we have to browns". They don't look out for their national interests, they don't even acknowledge their nations, they don't put up any fight against china, russia or the US. They're like a supermarket bargain bin being swarmed by niggers where it's less 'economy' and more 'mukbang'.
I'm so demoralized bros. Please tell me it's gonna be ok.
>>61140169WHY DO YOU RETARDED NIGGERS THINK THERES NEWS EVERY TIME THE MARKET MOVES 1% LIKE THE OTHER SEVERAL TIMES IT HAS DONE SO THROUGHOUT EVERY DAY OF THE WEEKTHE NEWS IS HIGH VOLATILITY RETARD STFU ABOUT NEWS
I don't know what to buy ..am i missing something /smg/?
>>61140176shut the fuck up retardlmao
>>61140001not much better than putting your future in the hands of russians. eu is fucked if it doesn't start doing things on its own, the time of globalization is over
>>61140173you lost ivan
>>61140176WTF WAS THAT?!
The safest way to double your money right now is NVO.
>BreakingBreaking>BreakingBreaking>BreakingBreaking
>>61140187no u>>61140192SAARS PLS TELL NEWS SAARRS
>>61140006It's 47% here in Norway. We svffer.
HGRAF dipperino has been bought.
>>61140236i doubted myself and didnt sell at 2.4 yesterday. fuck my ass todays reenter couldve been beautiful
>>61140108>These tariffs are the only actual hostility Europe has seen by us in 150 years.hahahapart from two world wars, rightyou fuckign nigger
SOXL may close green!!
Anyone else just waiting for it all to end? Like one day you wake up and WW3 has actually broken out or the US military is just fully seized on the entire American populace to attempt a coupJust waiting for the CNBC ticket to basically tell me its all over
>>61140236fucking trading view I had an alert set for 1.80, and i accidently moved it. why why why can i not lock these fucking alerts is beyond me.
>>61140217Don't you have something like lower taxes for EU stocks?You're included in our version of it (it's lower taxes on EU+Norway stocks)BTW I invested a lot in Norwegian stocks, and that's saving my portfolio
>>61140261Don't be a drama queen.
>>61139910How would they even enforce it? EU can do it because they can threaten taking away direct funding. What's UN gonna do?
>>61140110How much do you weigh?
>>61140261Even after Rome collapsed, the world kept on turning anon.
>>61140261Yes, but this is the wrong board for thatTry r9k
>>61140261Good luck with that, pal.
>>61139868>NEVER BET AGAINST THE DOLLARyoure a little late, Pancho
HERE COMES THE DROP, LETS GO
>>61140302what if it doesnt thoughwhat if the market never moves ever again
oh wow trump just tweeted that he bought ibit calls
>>61140302Not yet no. Not all of my RGTI puts have filled.
>>61140261No one is going to realize how important today was until we have the benefit of 30 years hindsight.For the first time since WWII, the American empire bent the knee today. This in one of those huge historical moments.
I can't believe I caught a 2% down move on GLD faggot's delights while it has been trading like a fucking shitcoin. I am so fucking good at this boss.
>>61140281No empire has entrenched so deeply into most of the world's economies as America, though.
The boomer rocks are dropped and YOU ARE LAUGHING?!
I'm shorting the s&p with what amounts to 30% of my net worth. This better crash hard by EoD next monday.
>>61140328>2*3poo scent now
>>61140348you got balls my fren, too bad your port is only $248
>may have sold the top on my SPY calls half an hour agoHuh.
>>61140348enjoy the market wildly chopping but ultimately going sideways and you eventually giving up just before the downturn happens
>>61140261> the entire west is replacing whites with browns> French generals warn of an upcoming civil war> analysts warn of civil war in the UK, France and Germany> Russia is replacing whites tooI really hope we win the upcoming civil wars or it may be the end
Congratulations! What made you think gold would be going down and have you checked in with hollywood if the big short 2.0 will be about you?https://youtu.be/Sa94TmknHaU?si=cw6QAsbe6-hR_PMm
>>61140302YEAH FREE FALLING
fuck this im going to sleeptheres no saving ibit calls today fucking niggers
>>61140287ELECT THE TARDDORRAR FALL HARD
>>61140385its not rocket science to short gold a little bit at fucking 400>>61140388dude your desperation means the market isnt going down
>>61140334That's what they said about Rome back in it's heyday too.
>>61140396My Intel dippylippied a percent though....
dip status?
>>61140348>shorting the spy>when the President just threw any chance of his party getting re-elected in order to avoid another 3% correctionLmao, if it wasn’t obvious already dumb dumb, stocks aren’t allowed to go down. If we correct even 5% right now it’s the Great Depression x3.
>local banks>tariffs>trade wari don't believe these are real issues, im just gonna do nothing :)
>>61140423basedmarkets arent even down 2% from ath, why are people freaking out lmao
>>61140390Bitcoin is moving upward and the artificial suppression has failed.Shorts getting obliterated today confirmed.
>>61140396>at fucking 400oK... if this post has repeating numbers your portfolio is gonna be cursed!
>>61140428what shorts though, do you think literally all short positions were only put on at the low or somethingim short literally everything and im still up 45% since last friday
>>61140423good as long as you dont buy
Why do you fags have a hard on for commodities?
im only hard for grafefe thoughbeit
>>61140427>why are people freaking out lmaodrama/clickbait culture + retail retards buying the top with leverage
>>61140413Slurped EXK (sold a little yesterday - should have done more), DFLI (small bag to see if i can ride that train), and maybe expand my bags of either some SIL, GDXJ, IAU, or MDAI. Not sure which yet
>>61140453Numba go up - USD collapse or something.
It#s over.
IWM continuing its hemorraging. from 251 yesterday to closing in on the 230s today at this rate
Funny how this "crash" CNBC was talking about literally didn't make a dent in my portfolio besides like 1 day
Why is today so bad?
>>61140470but is that enough to really sustain a vix over 20 like this? vvix closed in a rare area that is considered panicretail doesnt even know what a vix is, and i guess vix is also useless these days because 30 day volatility is a meaningless metric when the market runs on 0dte options nowim sort of skeptical that anything matters and the market will just be defended until the volatility dies down and then go higherbut im still literally short everything for now
>>61140501Becuase I touch my self your mother I touch your mother self my, that's why
>>61140390>>61140428Bitcoin and all other cryptoshit is worth exactly $0. It does nothing, produces nothing and therefore has no value. You can cope and seethe all you like but it's true.
generational baggie type shi
this new Lee™ campaign is edgy as fuck
As a first time investor (started in 23rd September) i realize i bought the top. Bad timing. Luckily i only invested like 9500$. Now i am at 9100$.
wallstreet desperately manipulating gold and gold miners down to get on the train
>>61140527so if you as a newb realize it while most professionals can't how likely is it that this is actually the top?
>>61140527why are women edgy whores?
>>61140541i mean, it's A top. Imagine if i invested now
Silverbros how you holding up?
>>61140558gooddesperate attempt from wall street because they missed the rally
>>61140547but wouldn't you be scared since you think this is the end?
>>61140547If you invested today there's a decent chance you'd be up 2% on Monday (gove or take)Just depends on where you throw your cash
One mans top is another mans bottom
>>61140558Wish i sold more EXK yesterday but oh well
im hedged with leverage, my portfolio is green for the next 3 months in either direction because I bought before the implied volatility.
>tfw sold ASTS @ $98.50Ya, you could say I'm a fucking genius>tfw used the profit to buy REMX @ $80.50 Ya, you could say I'm a fucking retard
>>61140567no because it's still not a lot of money >>61140576well my biggest losses come from LAR, LAC, BITF, MP and UUUU. But still holding them.
>>61140576>another mans bottom
>>61140396It's happening you can't stop it.
eventually its going to turn green so just turn off whatever ticker site you're using and enjoy life until the money makes itself
>>61140483rotating my vix shorts into russell shorts
>>61140348Monday is prime numbered day. I’m gonna swing some eod puts as well.
I mean if it really crashes just HODL 10 yearsand get a creative trip related to your misery (like "Baggie") so others can make fun of you.https://youtu.be/HTf9vHUImm8?si=wPPg8bdIv-t6Jx9S
>>61140583thx for the kek, it's nice to see sense of humor here>t. dumbass baggie holding 300 shares of GEMI at $24.06 cost basis
>>61140535>3% correction after 50% runup is manipulation
>>61140586However, i just sold all my nVidia and bought BYND. Fuck it. Will see what happens.
It’s all good folks!After roughly throwing 1.5 trillion dollars at the problem, the big top has been stabilized, the circus is saved! The clown market can continue! 700, 800, 1000 dollar spy! Why not!? EV Unicycles in every city block? HONK!Quantum chips in your electric toothbrush? HONK!!Modular nuclear reactors powering robotically done nose jobs ? HONK!Venutian space colonization? HONK!Artificially intelligent wearable tech cock cages? HONK HONK HONK!
>>61140621yeswallstreet is full of retarded people
>>61140545Whatever will get them attention they will do or say.
>>61140610I'd rather suck homeless cocks under a bridge for money than become a fucking tripfag
>>61140600Does that (and those digits) mean it's time to invest?
>>61140644>Isuck homeless cocks under a bridge for moneyit's pretty much implied
>>61140545that's a man anon.
>>61140600i'm going to short cabbage patch kids
>>61139850they are the only plant-based meat brand that is carried by like all grocery stores, has wide range of good products besides the burger patty, and is preferred choice by libtards over Impossible (since Impossible is now run by a non-vegan and trying to do meat-blended shit, which has never worked). just retarded corporate management and unpopular with fags that cry about "onions" intake, as if they aren't NGMI perma low test betas anyways lol.
I’m dumping my dry powder into gold. Am I cooked, thread?
Mineral bros... we are getting WRECKEDSold my ABAT with a 27% gain, could have been around 90% if I sold during the initial dump. I am under in my METC and UAMY holdings, and up on my TMC (rapidly going down as well)I understand the FUD around ABAT, but why are the others dumping as well? It feels like this is orchestrated before the government buys in.
>>61139850I saw one redditard drop a million onto their stockI hope he and any others buying it crash and burn
>>61140261pretty much yeah. what a waste it was to be born in the smartphone era
>>61140595if it happens im gonna get paid, i just dont think its gonna move far from where it is today, and itll just pop back up to make you specifically mad
STOP BUYING IT'S OVER
>>61140108>These tariffs are the only actual hostility Europe has seen by us in 150 years.You're a very low IQ nigger desu.
my index funds are about flat but my individual stocks are real red for today :ci think i will ignore my folio for a bit and go touch grass
>>61140686i feelz ya, is BTC going up? seems like there is some weird inverse correlation between BTC and gold/minerals
>>61140668HONK HONK!You've got the right idea!Buying negative P/E ratio in food+bev is a very silly investment! And in the clown market, the sillier your idea, the better! HONK!
>>61140663Luckily for you Coleco went bankrupt 30 years ago
>amzn shitting the bed again.This piece of shit it's 2% away from my entry point after 10 months.
>We have to break though MA100 and MA50 on 1h>MA20 and 50 on 2h>MA 100, 50 and 200h on 3hon NDX
HGRAF getting some attention on Bloomberg today about their move to Texas (mostly about the terrible state of Canada): https://archive.ph/YtXd6
>>61140686I bought some stuff before the 10th, just dropped so hard on the 14th or 15th, I just don't CARE to sell and not be hit AS hard. Insane. I started this shit back in late Sept, things were looking up. Why can't China die already? They are a problem, banks are problems, everyone is a damn problem. Everything i touched dropped, you never can know when something will plummet. I wanted at least 1k off $100 or something. When I see someone else "make it" in the last 2 days, it's like....how? You aren't an insider, why aren't YOU fucking dying too, like everyone else?!
>>61140708Nah I'm going to win.
>>61140759started trading 3 weeks ago>i want to atleast 10xthis is bait right ?
Gold and rheinmetall both better go up soon or I'm gonna be at June levels of profit again kms
>>61140712What’s the bobo!?You’re saying that we’ve created a massive moral hazard by showing everyone we will throw a trillion dollars in and completely upend US policy to avoid dropping even 3%?That this will push valuations to 4x ultimately leading to the complete destruction of America in the next 12 months?Hahahaha! Hey bobo, SHUT UP!!!
>>61140758Oh shit I didnt realize they were worth 700mm. I read their target market size is 1 billion max.
I just woke upQRD on what has been happening so far?
>>61140791Bitcoin loading up for a parabolic move upward.
>>61140719>digital gold>actually it was digital anti-gold
boredom is a helluva thingFidelity prevented me from making a 0dte SPY play, probably good thing, I think I will log off for the day and mess around with Bazzite Desktop Linux for gaming
>>61140785Their mcap is going to multiples of $10b next year easy.
>>61140801Smartest decision you could make
>>61140797how?
>>61140800Gold can't be digital. The whole point of gold is that it's physical. Minors and etfs are just derivates and don't count.
>>61140768sorry dude, your desperation is the signal that nothing is gonna happen
It's hard to believe that you can actually sell 0dte puts that don't have a chance in hell of expiring ITM with like 3 hours to go before market close.
gonna call it now so you retards in short dated puts can maybe sell while you still canmarkets are going to pump another 1% before the end of the day
Sell the open, sell the close.
Is the Bart Simpson pattern bullish or bearish?
>>61140821careful of pin risk, some MM algos will auto-execute the puts even if it's OTM
Been holding CELH for a long while and made some decent bucks on it, but I think I'm gonna sell it all and toss it into silver ETFsGoodnight sweet prince. I'll buy you back if you dip below $55
>>61140834hyper bart is never good but it can go on for months
>>61140837Yeah, this would have to dump 15% to get anywhere close to my strike.
>>61140852then it's free $$$ fren, don't let others catch onto this secret
>>61140724thank you sir bozo, retarded plays are my specialty
>>61140606holy basedi used to do upside down pentagrams for my lines
I hope youre ready for the afternoon dump
>he shorted the VIX
>>61140875if it keeps going down trump is going to have to go kiss xi's feet in person tomorrow
I'm watching live coverage of trump and zelensky meeting. The journalists are asking such dumb questions jesus christ this is the level society is at.
>>61140834thats a fucking heart beat monitor.
>>61140896so you're saying tsla is on life support
It brings me great pleasure to see crapto crash while stocks are unaffected
How many more times will it just repump in 2 minutes?
>>61140891Buy spy 655 puts. Thank me in 2 hours
>>61140914The line goes up or else it gets the hose again
>soot computer is greenlmaoooooooooooooooooooo
>>61140252Or the whole NATO ammo system remember the US literally slowed down thw adoption of a common round initially
>>61140606wtf is this?
Alright I'm done.
>>61140912btc is recovering
>>61140875its not coming, it was canceled a couple hours agocrab and exhaustion, then a 1% move higher
>>61140933Male version of tarot
>>61140938told you, sorry man
>>61139755What did trump do that people are laughing at him for cucking (again)?
i remember stocks that were shilled in the middle school cafeteria, still pennies
Posting some genuine and retarded live headlines to help you all: AI stocks' lofty valuations face reality check amid trade war fears & bank woes. Buy the dip?CNN Business3m ago
Yeah hi, could I get uhhhhhhhhhh, the 3x ultra retard gigapump SPY, with a side of parabolic PM ETFs, please?
Boring nothingburger day will end in 0.00%
BOBO NO!We already told you to stop trying for a red day!You’re not being silly! We don’t go down we go up, like a big animal balloon. Only always and forever up!And no everyone know! That we’ll go up and up and up forever. Because we can’t go down. That wouldn’t be silly!
What I'm getting out of this Trump-Zelenskyy meeting press round is that the US is totally incapable of scaling up weapons productions and would be folded like a book in a war with china. It's pretty pathetic.
Silver plunges 6% on easing US credit fears & trade tensions. London squeeze eases, sparking profit-taking. Gold, platinum, palladium also slump.Bloomberg3m ago
>>61140974Crickets about insolvent regionals. Good
>>61140968In actual war you would be dragged off to the factory to make shells, instead of shitposting here. So there is that difference. In this new and gay cold war 2.0 TM governments try to keep as much of civilian population as comfy as they can.
>>61140974about time to sell durable ropes to /pmg/ trannies
>Ukraine President Zelenskiy: Ukraine Needs Tomahawks, Can Offer Drones To US >US President Trump: We Are Interested In Ukrainian Droneslmao
>US Tsy Sec. Bessent: Will Speak With My Chinese Counterpart This Evening, Hopes China Will Show Respect>- Will Meet He Lifeng In MalaysiaMore attempts at pumping markets
>>61140916Kek
>>61140989US doesn't have the capability or expertise anymore
>>61141000Bullish for TSM
>>61140944>crab and exhaustioncrab is good, gets rid of the weak hands. Im glad we're all diamond hands here
>>61141000>Will Speak With My Chinese CounterpartIs this code for gay sex?
>>61141019Where there is a whip and need, there is a way.
>>61140769Why not? All YOU fucks seem to just have it WERK!Stuff I had i wanted up $2, it had gone up all week, then yesterday DROPS. Fuck this shit, how is it unstable as soon as anyone wants to get in? Seems to be the plan, everytime.
I hope spy goes up a lot more, I need a miracle to make mine money back
I'm starting to convince myself that just answering NO to these mong-tier rhetorical questions in clickbait business articles is a guaranteed profit.Gold surges 63% YTD, outpacing JPM & S&P 500. Dimon calls it 'semi-rational' to hold, but is it overvalued?
Okay I don't know what to believe anymore.
>>61140379weird times, even weirder that the people just let it happen
Hey boomer rocks and boomer rock miners are on sale
>>61141026No. You're just a projecting homo.>>61140962I sold my GLD, gonna buy when it dips.
>>61141039Don't believe in yourself, believe in the me that believes in the you that believes in yourself.
Higher MUMU higher?What’s stopping you!?You saw it today! The big top isnt allowed to go down!You can only make money why wouldn’t you buy? Why wouldn’t you embrace the silly side?!What are you waiting for Mumu?!If Mr China evil caves to the Chinese and joins the clown parade, what won’t he do?He’ll make it illegal to sell lower! No shorting! Price floors. The show simply must go on!Come and laugh! Laugh with us up and up and up we go!
All I did was mention modular nuclear reactors and fucking SMR takes a 10% haircut boss.
whats the difference between a dip and a falling knife?
I only lost $7,000 todayIt could have been $40,000So I guess I beat the market today
All of this talk about tops and bottoms and gay sex....this market's gay>>61141057I never trust anything ending in MR
as usualtha JEWSgive it a littleFRY DAY POOMP2 lure u into thinkingITS SAFE TO HOLD OVER THA WEEKENDwen its the very last weekendEVER& moondayITS OVER>ITS OVERITSFUCKINGOVER& u will bUTTERLY LIQUIDATEDif uhold
>std antimoney still showing no sign of lifestarting to feel sorry for rare earth baggies
>>61141041>on sale
>>61141059You dont know until after the fact. This is still technically a falling knife. The s&p broke it's 5 month uptrend
>>61141031>All YOU fucks seem to just have it WERK!People who lose a ton usually dont post as much about it. Many retards have lost thousands on bad option trades - probably much more than those that have made 10x gains>Stuff I had i wanted up $2, it had gone up all week, then yesterday DROPSLearn to not be such a paperhanded retard. This isn't even that severe of a red day
Hypothetically, if a retail guy kept consistently throwing money at tickers that end up multi-bagging within a few weeks, how many times would he be able to do that before ibkr/fidelity/schwab started asking questions or even suspended his account?Or are these brokers so big that they don't care or don't easily notice such things?
Why are people freaking out about Repo. The majority of history of the Fed repo facilities banks have been borrowing money because there’s demand for lending. I’m convinced people just don’t understand basic economics anymore.
Same shit like three hours ago now, next nonstop pump for higher
>>61141085I think it depends on how much money you're making. Kind of like with the IRS. Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.
>>61141031Market doesn't give a fuck what you want. It wants to take your money though, it knows that. Learn what a chart is, look at them before throwing money into your gonk phone app and saying hurrr pls go up, and you might not be so SHOCKED when a price reverses on you. pic related: a chart
this feels unnatural, like the calm before the lobotomy
>>61141065uamy is grossly overpriced at even 2 dollarsit was a fear trade that turned into a short squeeze, once it started getting posted here it was undoubtedly overt. watched uamy for years, i owned it at 25 cents but sold out before 1 dollar because who wouldnt take a 3xyeah if i couldve went into a coma back then and woke up last week i wouldve made life changing money, oh well, many such cases
>>61141102>pic related: a chartall charts are gay when money printer goes brbrbrbrbrbr
I'm still at a loss as to why TSM records record earnings and then... sits there. It neither explodes upwards, nor does it pull a 'oo! record earnings but not as high as we wanted' dive off a cliff. It just... sits there. Somebody explain it to me.
>>61141114there is nothing to worry about if you are already lobotomized. retards make money in clown market
Got hammered today on the miners, But I pulled as much as I could out and bought back at about -7% (went a bit lower). If as I expect the price to not just fully recover but touch ATH again on international demand over the weekend. It will be a sickening wakeup to those who dont understand what's driving this.
>>61141121the earnings were expected and not good enough to warrant a higher valuation at the time the earnings released
>>61141121its going to sell off hard
>>61141114>Spy was flipping constantly between 632 and 660 this morning.>this feels fakeLmao!It’s not fake anymore kiddo!If trillions of dollars will be thrown at any attempt to correct, why wouldn’t it go up? If you can’t got down, where is there left to go? You must go up! Honk!
>>61140023>it would just be a gay carbon taxYes but the UN collecting the tax would put pressure on countries outside the west to comply meaning we wouldn't be sabotaging only the west through our current self imposed carbon tax.
Wish me luck fellas loading up on GLD puts
>>61141121
>NVDA
>>61141152rooting for you fren, i hate the GLD boomers, faggots, and pmg schizos
what the hell just happened?
you guys better hope some lenders get liqd over the weekend, this market selloff is over
>>61141162Emotion and clear thinking in finance are pitiless enemies.
“Please wait a while before making a post”This shithole site is dead. Thanks gookmoot
>>61141164China trade talks went well>t. insider shhh
I was unlucky this whole week, or retarded. But my nvda call atleast was good
>>61141119Market pros look at charts with 200 MA's and VWAP because they get paid to work around those metrics. They really like retarded phone posters throwing 20k chunks around based on a wiggly line and memes. They love those guys.
>>61141164they are heeming the vix, market go up, everyone goes home for the weekend utterly assmad as they all got chopped to shreds by volatility and the market went nowhere
this is gonna happen before 3:30pm today
VIXbro was....le right?
Down 1.50% in pre and up 0.70%. Completely natural intraday swings. Very healthy market.Fucking bullshit
>>61141177nope, thats too much hopium
if you panic sold here you arent going to make it.
>>61141179vix is still at 22, so no
>>61140916pack it up bobo!
kek the gap fills are brutal. They don't even hide it any more!
is the meme stock frenzy ogre?
>>61141183must suck to be a short dated bobo to wake up at 4am and see the market down and then watch their puts evaporate for the next 12 hours
>>61141177Of course!Why wouldn’t it.They ran the moralhazard.bat!Now we giga pump!Why not play it you can’t lose?The entire economy will be tulips! Tulips for everyone!
>>61141185I am never going to financially recover
>>61141205I made 10% by shorting that initial recovery. Just shorted again. I expect a flat close today
>>61141121Best Case scenario: The unsustainable demand and limited supply continue with no resolution abroad constant economical/political stressors. Worst Case Scenario: China comes to collect rent or someone in the us figures out how to make a rival product. Hard to say desu anon. Sometimes it be like that.
i don't mean to alarm anyone but unless this pumps to the moon i see a series of four lower highs on the hourly SPY chart
>>61141203Would honestly be not surprised at all if qbts was $250 a year from now.
>>61141203No this a consolidatory period, we resume retard pumping in November, I'm off to SEA until then. Goodbye smiggers, love you mwah :3
>>61141207>unironic clown postingyou mustve lost your ass or something, lol.
>>61141121click on the 6 month chart retard, its called Taking profits.
Market dumped from 23pm EST onwards yesterday. Trump probably told his rich friends "I'm gonna tweet tomorrow something" right before bedtime and they dumped it overnight.
>>61141170China isn't even answering the phone. Trump is lying through his teeth.Actually. You want to know what type of cheap hoodlum he is. Read this article. Importing companies are selling their tariff refund rights (bets are being made on the whole thing being declared illegal) to the likes of Lutnik (Cantor Fitz) and Trumps inner circle for cents on the dollar because they are starving for cash and near collapse.Think about that. Just like his son. No qualms about milking all this for their personal insider gain. Its sickening. And I once liked him.It will all end in disaster. Chinese and Russians arent playing this fucvking game anymore. And they have multiple buttons to push that woull kill the wests economies in months.https://www.mitrade.com/insights/news/live-news/article-3-975746-20250722
Market logic: oh everything is resolved in a single day, every headline that made the market tank yesterday and premarket are forgotten. Gold is sold to pour into equities because le bottom is here.Amazing how they script this shit and flip daily
>>61141219Awww love you too :3 Mwah mwah have fun
>>61141219it's thailand isnt it?
>>61141214Lower?Where have you been bobo? We’re going to +50% over the next couple of weeks.The moral hazard is in.The line must go up. Risk: On. The show must not stop!
>>61141237the WSJ analysis last week actually had a good point, Xi and co basically have identified that they hold the leverage vis-a-vis Trump, Xi has been using stock prices as a really good proxy to negotiate with Trump, who is obsessed with near term optics via the stock market proxy
amzn bros when will this end
Complacent and weak pump
Has the entire market set a limit sell for nvda at $183.75?
>>61141255No Open AI deal lol...
>>61141240its bubble maniapeople are extra sensitive to everything, one day its all over, next were so back, etcproblem is this market can go sideways for two months and bore people out of it before going up or down
I stay comfy in googl
>>61141237>lutnick's firm is buying tariff refund rights for pennies on the dollarso it's pretty much 100% guaranteed that trump is losing the tariff powerhow do i profit from this
>>61141219
>>61141214The four hour looks like pure shit. You can the obvious reason why they are desperate to get this chop in an up direction. They all look at the 4H btw lmfao
>>61141255two more months once i'm done accumulating
>>61141284you cant, the only people who get their money back are those at the very topanything you paid a higher price for you arent entitled to shit
Bull flag rejected
ai-girlfriend comforts you after you lost everything [asmr]
>>61141254Listen to me. Trumps making up conversations and things he claims they have agreed to. That if you follow Chinese media, they say never even occurred. As in there wasn't even communication let alone the matters discussed! Its all complete nonsense for the domestic audience. Meanwhile he and his cohorts are buying tariff refunds that American business are pinning their hopes to to survive for 10% value. Because they are in so much trouble cash flow wise they have no choice. Its pure gangsterism. What a complete disappointment he is.Stop listening to this fucker. That shit might have flown in New York real estate. But hes way out of his depth.
>>61141293the rising wedge i drew yesterday broke and now its bouncing off the bottom line of that wedgeit is an ugly chart, and the more time the market spends in the middle of last weeks big red bar, the worse things become
>>61141284Move to a rural area and buy gold and guns. Im not even kidding. Hes that bad
>>61141310bro i dont trust our leaders to tell us the truth or our media but trusting china is equally if not more retardedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fwgVUfW_O4
MSTRbro was right again.
>>61140933Look up wd Gann. Interesting approach to markets. He essentially believed that we and subsequently the world is much more deterministic than we would have it be.
>>61140837I learned about this the hard way last week. I had an $85 put on BE that expired barely in the money. It got exercised as a short position. Apparently I had to call me broker if I wanted it to expire worthless. Their margin team works to catch these but I was just 1 contract so I slipped through.Then, pre-market hours news drops and BE pumps +25%. So I'm sitting short 100 shares and I'm responsible to cover them. I buy a $105 call to put a cap on the damage and my plan is just to hold the short for a long time and maybe exercise the call to cover it. But in the afternoon the broker force-covers it by buying at $115, the day's high. Then, the next day they restrict my account because I wasn't supposed to have margin on my account, even though it's all cleared out 20 hours ago.Alltogether I'm out over $3000 on what was supposed to be a $320 fuck-around with my first options trade.And because of the restriction I also lost the opportunity to swing trade this volatile bullshit and make it up. I'm glad the loss was as minimal as it was.We're having a good time.
>>61141332Thanks
What is it that makes trump a supreme retard?
>>61141219are you gonna get srs?
>>61141342narcissistic personality disorder
>>61141325nobody is saying trust China, bad enough when your own government is gaslighting you while the president's family cynically rakes in billions, CCP is corrupt and selfish af but they're consistent when it comes to geopolitics, they also crave stability because that's the most important thing for a single party authoritarian system, in comparison ours is a two-party fickle majority system that requires active manipulation of the base and opposition to eke out a term limited majority
>>61141342big dick energyfirst nigger president
>>61140276kek
>>61141346yeah its crazy but thats what it looks likehe genuinely does not see the problem because he cant see himself as others do
>>61139992You are taxed 0.35% on all your money on transfer buy and sell each way.Next year you will pay 10% CGT
latest Citrini research mentions this company (LNG)Usually this leads to an immediate spike but it has not happened (yet).
>>61141342Being Roy Cohns fluffer for so many years.
>>61141350Exactly. They are meticulous about diplomatic readout and communications like the Russians. They may say little in the readouts (I actually read them(. But when they say there was no communication they mean it. This is a crazy way to conduct business when hes threatening to give Ukrainians potentially nuclear capable US cruise missiles that they know can only be targeted and launched by US military. The guy isn't just dangerous to our money. Hes dangerous to our lives. I say this having had high hopes for him.I dont know exactly how to describe whats happening. Other than hes a chile with a loaded weapon
>>61141342not beingJEWISHbut being beholden2 (((them)))
>>61141350china has known theyve been winning for the last 30 years, theyve been getting stronger while america has been getting weaker, its already apparent, i dont need a tweet to tell me who is winning the economic waramerica will stay in the game as long as it can and then itll just instantly hyperflate and take the global financial system down while china twerks all over all the broke ass white people
Lots of bad omens and voodoo black magic fuckery happening around SPY 666I DON'T LIKE ITI REBUKE THEE VILE LUCIFER IN THE NAME OF CHRIST THE KINGTHE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS THEELAY DOWN YOUR GHASTLY ARMSAND DELIVER US UNTO SPY 670AMEN MOTHERFUCKER
guyz i have a feeling we're about to pump the nosedick to over 2% right bout now
>>61141402bet
I watched that movie about Donald Trump a while ago, I wonder how much of it is true
>>61141393yep, we all chuckle at the china is winning chad xi memes but given the progress they've made since the mid 60s when the Cultural Revolution happened (which was absolutely retarded and outdid the mass retardation of the Great Leap Forward), it's remarkableremember in the 1960s while America was putting people on the moon, China was destroying their own engineers, scientists, and economic leaders for the Cultural revolution, they only started turning their economy around after Deng Xiaoping was forced to relax state economic controlsit's only been 50 years since then and China has made tremendous progress, brought 400M people out of abject poverty and 250M out of regular poverty into what counts as "middle class" in China todayempirically this is progress, and America is refusing to play long term macro games, fucking retarded
Why did i thought we would just go up without any stopFuck why didnt i solded>>61141327What did he say?
>>61141402We will be going parabolic.The clown now has the full backing of the entire US government.It will bend over and get fucked in the ass by Xi in front of the whole world before a single hair in its wig can be ruffled.There’s no top anymore.
legendary double satan
>>61141342he's actually a geniusbut he's a radical leftist trying to bring down the american empire from within
got this for 10 bux
>>61141393China will be experiencing a complete demographic societal collapse by then. It already kind of is, but it will get so so much worse. Frankly the resulting upheaval could take all of asia down with it 200 years back.The US is the only nation on this planet with an actual future because it's the only country with both an already established power base, meaningful wealth AND a growing population.Every other wannabe global or even regional power lacks some or the other.
just one tweet
>>61141430Oh, that's where the antichrist was.
Obvious bull flag: rejected again
>>61140202mating press incoming
>Short sellers blame retail investors for worst returns since 2020kek bobo are you okay?
>>61141466>Am I out of touch?>No, the market is wrong
Okay and we will be converting 1% of the portfolio to cash for every remaining minute of the day.
>>61141446Lmao does he think anyone will take him seriously after this?And that little cuck “no” to pushing out of tariffs?Trump is DONE.Everyone knows they can scare his sissy as with -1% into doing whatever they want.Dems are going to flay him alive in congress with shutdown changes. All they have to do is wait now, markets will dip, he’ll cry and beg for mercy.
>>61141484nope, put holders gonna have to eat shit here
>>61141485yes i'm sure tariffs we'll be declared cheating and not allowed in just two more weeks and big meanie trump can't possibly do anything to make the stock market blinding green high. This time for sure the avengers are gonna get the bad guy!
so fucking gay
>>61141507most hated rally in history :) did you think they were gonna let it go this easily
>>61141493>tariffs we'll be declared cheating and not allowed in just two more weeksunironically the supreme court hears the arguments on november 5
>>61141513I hope they let tariffs play
fuck that i want my cheap shit fuck tariffs i already pay enough in taxes
>>61141430Imagine having the literal devil on your side and still going short lmao noobs. SAD!
Holy shit what a slumberfest today
>>61141520it's not looking good for tariffbros
>>61141556my silber and urabium got rabedi'm going to kill myself
they really went hard on the vix short at 11:30wonder if itll backfire mondayprobably not, i think were seeing the end of the action here boys
you guys sold naked VIX calls like I told you to right? It's free money
>>61141340Im never learning what options or futures are
>>61141597
im healing
>>61141567My first short was goodGave it all back just nowI hate Larry Fink and his algo elfs so fucking much
>>61141436Howard is a credit cuck, he has great opinions and insight in the credit market but his advice does not apply well to equity markets.Equity is concave, bonds are convex. Different rules and thought processes apply.Still cool book though.
>>61141506
GLD puts status: comfy and in profit
>>61141567>silbershort time pull back. $70 eoy.
>>61141080Option, not stocks. It HAD to hit 666 to work. How hard was like 5 extra dollars?! You were pumping up the last MONTH with no drops!!!
>>61141102Nah, Trump said words, that's what ruined everything. Otherwise, we'd all be fine and living it up.We need a buffer, Trump says words that tank my profit, we get til end of day to sell at highest price that day. Fuck this shit.
>>61141560Get fucked judicial simps. Violence is the supreme authority from which all authority is derived.
>>61139910one of the few good moves he's made. Thank you Trump-sama.
>>61142552>bro, fuck the constitution and shit, we should be bad-ass warriors like the founding fathers!>You know, the guys who started a rebellion because their constitutional rights as Englishmen were being violated, and who explicitly structured the founding document of their new nation around the rule of law and checks and balancesThey would've put you in chains and have you picking tobacco for being such a black-ass nigger.
