>it's finally time to cash out my investme-
>>61166099>Solana in precious metal form
>>61166099lmao
>Precious metal in precious metal form
jews really don't want us buying gold huh?
>>61166099Bros I just checked and the gold coins I've invested in for years are filled with chocolate???How could this happen?
How do I make sure my bitcoin isn't fake?
>>61166099Many such cases.
>>61166187At least you can eat them
>>61166153Nope.Gold isn't for Goyim.
>>61166217They've been sitting in a vault for almost 20 years
>>61166114fpbp
>>61166099Sounds like someoe chose a wrong asset when avax, lock, fet, pretty much everything was on a discount
>>61166099is that silver inside? could have been worse
>>61166099>turns into yet another pm baggie cope threadgood job OP roll them in
>>61166201You pull the private key from your keystore.You convert your private key to its public address.You type the public address into an online computer's web browser while on any blockchain explorer website.The blockchain explorer will tell you what the balance is on the blockchain.Wa-la.Verification not requrired.
>>61166367No, it's sintered tungsten.I love seeing this image pop up. I'm the one who used it as the starting image for /pmg/ a couple of weeks ago, and now I've seen it twice just today.
>Oh no
>>61166099i just tried to withdraw 50$ from mexc for some zcash i soldwtf
>receive gold colored tungsten bar>saw it in half>wtf?? the jews did this>spread the word>torches and pitchforks>violent revolution>debasers get overthrownvs>receive number on computer screen>"i trust the experts when they say that this digital currency of the future is truly inelastic and decentralized">meanwhile they continue to print new shitcoins into existence because it's literally just lines of code>plan status: trusted>ruled for the next 1000 years by learned elders of zion
>>61166099I boughted my tungsten bars from the bank like a good goy, they'll take it back as long as it's in the plastic packaging.
>>61166187its normal, mine too
>>61167380>receive gold colored tungsten bar>saw it in halfhow much people do you think really do that ?
>>61167380>receive gold colored tungsten bar>saw it in half>wtf?? the jews did this>spread the word>no one cares>everyone says "i trust the experts that my gold is not counterfeit" so that one must be a fluke>you get violently laughed at
>>61166099Just don't unwrap it, typical beginner mistake
>>61167599>just because I don't have an x-ray machine doesn't mean the guy I'm selling it to won't
>>61167380>i trust the expertsno, you trust your own node lol
>>61166367Conk crete
>>61166099How do you even check for this?
>>61168443If it's out of the package then:-ping test to determine if the bar is one solid metal , if it's sintered tungsten or made of multiple layers of metals it wont ring-measure the weight and the dimensions and calculate the approximate density to make sure it matches goldIf it's in the package then the only thing that can test all the way through is a sigma metalytics conduction tester.
>>61166099>it's finally time to cash out my investme->oh no some nsa agent emptied out my wallet / the government confiscated all wallets using backdoors & home camera footage
>trusted for thousands of years>can buy and sell anywhere>can touch>shinytake the gold pill bros
>>61168500>backdoorsno one tell him
>>61168500>backdoorskek>home camera footageletting even an inactive camera pass over your seed phrase is a rookie mistake boomer
>>61168500sometimes you can just tell when someone is technologically illiterate
>>61166099Couldn't you use a strong magnet against it to check in the first place?
>>61168500Gold was banned and confiscated in the 30s.
>>61167252 send it to your coinbase then exchang teather for usdc , and if your really smart stake your usdc for a month or 2 then cash out
Good job pumping the bags
>>61168915Did the government come dig it out of your yard?Once it was allowed again it did a 17x in a few short years. Nothing is safe, the government will meddle with anything to shake you down for cash when it's broke.
>>61168915Yeah that's why you can't but pre 1933 us gold coins rightBecause they confiscated it
>>61167252Unlucky, I use it with a VPN, no KYC, and have no issue depositing and withdrawing crypto.
>>61166187>>61167142>>61167428mfs who never read pic related learning the moral of the story too late baka
>>61168500>time to buy something with thi->oh shit, nobody accepts bitcoin as payment apart from dodgy websites that sell drugs
>>61169216Why would you ever need to buy things that aren't drugs?
>>61167464the gold in the pic has the pamp logo and a shoddy looking serialhow often does this shit happen?
>>61167129How do you know the web page isn't lying to you?
>>61166201download the copy of the bitcoin blockchainrealize that there's nothing special about it, it's just the longest blockchain and that's all there's to italiens can come, laugh at us, shit out a longer blockchain using their alien supercomputers, submit it to the bitcoin network and you will accept that you have no money like a little bitch, the longest chain always winsthey will haul a 80000 ton pure gold asteroid and land it on the moon just to fuck with us toofucking aliens will prove that everything is fake
>>61168955>Walmart ever accepting cryptocurrencylollmao even
>>61166187
>>61169128American Midas
>>61167449All right, I laughed
>>61169067Yeah bro they took literally every last coin ever made with 1930s technology
>>61166099Whouda thunk those gold bars from Dollar Tree were fake?!
>>61170080>Walmart to Offer Bitcoin and Ethereum Trading Through OnePay App in 2025
>>61170855intravenous colloidal gold?
>>61166153Buy silver. Jews don't touch that cause it burns them.
>>61166367It's lead. Chink scam from a couple of years ago.Due to the housing crisis in Chyna, the gov forbade real-estate companies from offering discounts on properties, so the real-estate companies decided to offer their customers a gift of X amount of gold.
>>61169216no one even uses bitcoin anymore for drugsonly monero is truly anonymous
>>61166099Oh no mine probably is too..oh woah is me ..if only I boughted magic internet beans instead
>>61171846never too late to swap your fool's bitcoin for the real thing
>>61169627>humans just hard code their clients to only use the block with hash 000000000019d6689c085ae165831e934ff763ae46a2a6c172b3f1b60a8ce26f as block 0.>aliens shit outta luckTry harder.
>>61171709have you ever heard of "shekels"
>>61166367It is tungsten. This metal has the same weight of gold, so it is easy to fake it. Any state actor can crash the market by claiming it mined new gold but instead it was tungsten. Goldbugs dont want you to know this.
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>>61171865swapped for zec and lock. WAGMI
>>61168443For gold/tungsten, you can use an ultrasonic testing machine. Sound travels 5X faster through tungsten than through gold, so you put a source on one end and a microphone on the other and push the button, and if the time is less than what it should have taken for gold, you know you're fucked.
>>61166187>>61167428Anyone else disappointed in the quality of the chocolate used for those? I've never even once had a good one.
>>61168953Most people didn't bury their gold innawoods because anyone with a metal detector could go dig it up.Most people put their gold coins into safe deposit boxes in banks, where only they had the keys. But when FDR issued that order, he also required banks to have an IRS agent present whenever the renter of a box came by to do anything with the contents. So you would go in to the bank, the IRS would be standing by, watch you open it, confiscate the gold, and maybe arrest you.
>>61169599They actually do sometimes. I forget which one, but one of them routinely randomly reports that an address you're checking has a zero balance. The first time it happened I panicked and tried again and found my balance intact as I'd expected. I think it's an attempt to data-mine related addresses by getting people to panic-check all of their wallet addresses whenever they see that one has been "emptied".
>>61171725>It's lead.No it isn't, you retard. The density of lead is lower than that of gold, so it's easy to check for that with the literally multiple-millennia-old Archimedes water test. (They didn't have tungsten bars back in Archimedes' day so he didn't know about gold-covered-tungsten fakes.)Tungsten has slightly higher density than gold, so a chunk of sintered tungsten, with tiny little gaps between the grains of powder, comes out to be just about a perfect match. You have to test with X-ray, ultrasound, or trust the ping test (only works with good-condition known coins).
my local jeweler is an old small german guy with x ray and sigma and he checks my stuff out for freeI always tip $50 to be nice and cause I like his old Labrador he keeps in the store
>>61168652>>61168868>>61168884I meant cpu, phone and browser backdoors you tech illiterate nigger
>>61174242>meant cpu, phone and browser backdoorsyeah no shit dumbass. none of your internet connected devices should ever host your private key. thats what hardware wallets are for, tech illiterate doublenigger
>>61171709Even if this was true, why would that stop them? They have a whole social system designed around getting someone else to touch things that they can't. Do you know what a shabbos goy is? It's a good goy that comes over on the sabbath who turns on the lights and coffee machine for them because God told them they aren't allowed to touch electric appliances on that day.Pic related is true shabbosmaxxing
