Greed is right, greed works edition.Previous:>>61175732>>61175732>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
and this... is to pump further BYND
Sup, donut and wierd meat merchant here AMA
>>61177162tesla dumpsibm pumpscalling it now
>>61177162tesler earnings incoming
Explain this to meFOXO is currently worth about $50k to $75k, it's a fluctuating penny stockThey came up with $500,000 in cash to buy this company that makes $900,000 a year, and also offered $1,500,000 in stocks as part of the dealHow does this make any sense? How is this company spending more than it's worth?
Just buy TMF and hold until $80I will continue to do nothingGood morning from Serbia, I hate BYNDers so much it is unreal
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it to today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
tsla about to drag down the entire economy. I am so hyped. can we get some poggies in the chat?
Power after hours lfg
>he invested in fake meat and kremey goyslop
>>61177179-50%. its goign to be ok
>>61177179-15.26% this week-0.87% today :(
>>61177188I'm happy KrispyKreme stock got bumped.I really enjoy having donuts from them once every few months. I'm glad bagholders arrived to bail them out.
>>61177179I was so brutally crushed today but im still up $500 for the week
I am neutral TSLA.
>>61177179-$82.42 (-1.74%)I am now down for the month
>>61177179Somehow only -.39% despite buying the top of both boomer rocks and tranny meatNot gonna even check the weekly
>>61177179-0.55% today+2.6% this month
>>61177179Peaked at 42k on Oct 8. Now I'm at 35500 :(
Please grandsireThe chaos is too muchJust a moment of respiteJust a moment of calmThe vessel is too frail to endure this
Anyone else hardly excited about this post AI world
>>61177183Imagine if this is your daughter. You helped raise her, put in so much time and energy into making her happy and giving her a good life.Then someone shows you this video.
>>61177179You tell me. >t. bought BYND @ 6.11
>>61177179-10% buying donuts
>>61177179Today: -2.40%This Week: -2.33%This Month: -0.00%This Year: -31.60%absolutely wrecked
>>61177179-3.8%
>>61177179-0.85% today.
>>61177179>day +0.01%>week +0.12%>month +1.26%>year +16.25%Skimmed off some gains from the heavy hitters, 45% cash now. Stocking gunpowder for the crash.
>>61177179I'm selling everything and closing my account. Nice bull market we got going on. Fuck this shit.
>miss on EPS, but big beat on free cash flowMusk trying to scam
>>61177179-4.19%Week: -19%I can fix this
>>61177210this isn't the result of a happy upbringing with both parents present anon
>>61177179>1.9%, high of 13% today
>>61177179>1D: +1.56%in the best trader on es em gee
afterhour bros will save me
>>61177156you need balls to make money
>>61177179went from 70k to 29k (didn't sell)
>>61177210It doesn't even make sense. Is she sucking my tongue?
>>61177179>woke up>see BYND up at 6.8 this morning>"oh shot its going parabolic, should expand my bags!">tfwI are retardIf i can get out at a slight gain or loss, then I may be tempted to just transfer my whole portfolio back to a HYSA. My brain and heart cant handle this market
>>61177254there's always next time, did you at least cover your cost basis
>>61177218-15% on my donut trade3% on some scalping
>>61177179Today: +0.03%This week: +1.85%t. index fagquiet day
>>61177233>richest man in the world>free cash flowwhat a surprisehow about a successful business though, lol
instead of gay ass stocks like krispy how about we meme something solid like S&W>over a century and a half aged solid american company>under 1 mil Market cap>excellent revenue and EPS beats>FL no tax gun law likely spiked sales during this current quarter>fat divvy stacks>makes reddit seethe
How the fuck can I have a 10k limit credit card, but a 10k collateralized investment loan at 7% gets denied?I consistently average a 1200 monthly deposit to my brokerage, but they're worried I can't pay it back?That's what the collateral is for anyway.Fuck these niggers
Portfolio is looking good.
>Tesla isn't a car company, it's a battery company.>Tesla isn't a car company, it's a robotics company.>Tesla isn't a car company, it's an AI company.>Tesla isn't a car company, it's
>>61177266Indexfags stay winning
why is financial media shilling that we are having a good earnings cycle with a high percentage of beats when literally every single stock has dumped on earnings
>BYND already -30 cents in the after marketIt's truly over, isn't it.
>>61177179slightly green for the day, the only swing trading position I have is General Motors
>>61177286Tesla is and will always be a Reddit company, no matter how much they disown him
>>61177296Shouldn't have bought the dip
>>61177255Getting on her knees and smiling like a DNUT
>>61177286ligma
>>61177274S&w only moons when people think the gov is going to take their guns away
Are you guys seeing the BYND baggy cope starting?>hedgies really tried>I think we're gonna crab upwards from here>just a shakeout, paper handsFucken hell, its ANOTHER eternal general thread on /biz/ in the making.They actually BELIEVE in the stock now rather than just getting in a fantastic squeeze.
>>61177274Doesn't sound like it will pass my ESG filters sar.>>61177286Are they gonna make the robo waifus or not
>>61177259Same. Luckily I only gamble on shit like this with a small amount of fun money.
Would it be proper to DCA fractional shares of VOO, QQQ, etc next year for my Roth IRA? I ran out of money rather quickly due to buying full shares and I can't see that 7k lasting long given the prices now and what they'll likely be in the future. I rather not miss a single month if possible.
Maybe I should have gambled and went in more but it was already up 100%. How often do stocks do that before the rebound?
>Turn on CNBC>see thishahaHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’ve been reading charts for a little over 38 yrs and let me tell you….their is something big brewing with BYND. We may see another huge gap fill at the 4.50 - 7.50 DMI CP30 OCT24 strike prices. Keep your heads on a swivel.Stay focused.The hedge funds are hurting and they know we know they’re hurting.
>>61177313What I don't get is. Yes the short interest was really high, but like 300m shares got created (from 80m). So these guys must be buzzing they can dump all these shares at a higher price. Also, how can it short squeeze with these new shares.
>>61177175Miss, plus lol that big spike at closingMan, my 2 puts are gonna net me some major three figures!
>>61177286The next logical scifi technologies that haven't been brought to general consumer attention yet are consumer-grade robotics and space travel.
>>61177329I keep a healthy amount in my savings as a parachute fund so Im not destroyed regardless, but i still just want out
>>61177335>being so retarded that you're featured on financial newsgoldmine
>>61177176Denbts, I assumeI'm buying up for literally thousands of shares a dollar partly because it sounded funny when introduced the other day. Partly because while their reporting has been pretty fucking grim, they are inching their way to functional profitability, especially if Vector's revenues aren't pure smoke and mirrorsI order one less restaurant meal a week and pump FOXO to keep them at or above 0.0010 and maybe we'll get a Christmas miracleCall it cope (which it is) but I'm a Belieber that with some more time they could be in the black and then we can begin the long march towards a penny a share!
>>61177286im just gonna say ittesla is a NIGGER
>>61177337Kek baggie
WHY ISNT TESLA FLYING???? SOLD MORE THAN EXPECETED AAAAAA
You guys recommend any books on trading/investing?
>>61177179My long tsla call down about $500, my short puts up about $120.
>>61177366Buy BYND
>>61177335lmfao cnbc shills it then trolls baggies beautiful stuff
>>61177313Kill yourself NIGGER we got done dirty by yet another orange man tweet.
>>61177179Been ruff all around NGL
>>61177337>the hedge funds are hurting
Can anyone tell me about KRKNF?
>>61177335Holy shit
lel TSLA missing another earnings estimate by 10%
>>61177366Deez Nuts: A Plebbit's TaleBuy High, Sell Lower: The Secret to /biz/ success
>>61177296I didn't participate, but I thought it would last longer than this.
>>61177367>long calls + short putsIsn't that roughly like owning the shares? Why not just hold shares?
After market is rough
>>61177397Vegans don't have that energy. That libido.
>>61177366They're all shit desu.
>>61177335keeeeeeeeeeek I recognize that post
RIP teslaniggers and their options lmao
>>61177335>clowned by MSMlmao
i'm just glad i bought a house with cash so even if my stupidity ruins me financially i still have a place to sleep at night.
I think my dick is getting smaller with age.I'm nearly 32.
>>61177429That's not good. I've oddly noticed mine getting slightly bigger in my 20s. I'm not 30 yet though
is this it????could it be!?!?!?it it happening!??!!?THE BIG ONE!?!??!
>>61177429It's an optical illusion. You're just putting on weight.
>>61177382>XVO87xo6who says thatno one says THAT!
>>61177408I probably said it wrong. I owned a 31 day call with a few weeks left, bought a couple of 2 day puts. I'm not selling options.
>Tesla puts>PayPal calls>BYND sharesI have the holy Trinity of shit unless Elon is high as fuck and acts like a retard in the conference call today I am so fucking cooked.
buy billy goat
excellent news bynd marines. we have another chance to buy cheapys.
DNUT BROS. LET'S SHOW THEM.
>>61177446good get fucked
Yep it's over
>>61177357Weirdly enough their debt to equity is fine. They're at 110.21%. That's fairly typical
>>61177448Now Billy Goat McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.On the first day of first grade, I'll tell you what he did.He tripped over a pencil box, flew up in the air.Landed on a kangaroo who pulled out all his hair.
I think it is time for me to buy all shares of BOTYJust buy the company outright.What should I do with it?
>>61177469>>61177357>>61177176Please stop shilling a company with a marketcap of $30k. If you want a real pnd, just make a crypto coin like everyone else.Pic related.
memestock sisters... maybe it should be /gmebynd/ now
>>61177483If you aren't trying to determine fair valuation of companies you aren't into stockpicking
>>61177455I've been slurping it all day sub $4, and I will slurp some more tomorrow if it opens with nice cheapies.
>>61177408Also, FWIW, I only hold SPY. I do options to gamble and it sometimes pays off nicely.
>>61177483please add rusia and ukraine. all these niggers deserve each other.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP SELLING TESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>bought BYND at 7how can i cope? 10 dollarinos/share right?
>>61177179+22% today+71% this monthI could end the month over 100%, good.
>>61177476>Lingerie Fighting Championships Announces Bitcoin Strategy In Advance of First UK ShowsIs not a sentence I was prepared to read today.
>>61177505rebound tomorrow no problem
>SOXL closes up from where I suggested to buy itDon't let orange man trick you. SOXL always recovers because the world needs tech no matter what. Trade wars or not.
I can't remember the name, but I did extensive fundamental research on that European elevator company and it looked solid.
>>61177505Don't be getting paperhanded on me now soldier!
>>61177507I want to turn them into a Vtuber fighting club.Set up full motion capture and have people fight, but the fight is shown as anime Vtubers beating the shit out of each other.And you bet on the outcome.@me BOTY if you want a new CEO.
>>61177156Tesla is fucked. Tesla doesn't work
are we going to have BYND general threads for the next 5 years full of baggies like we did with GME and BBBYQ?
>>61177179+3.5%mostly QQQ puts, a little DNUT
Tessie sisters, it wasn't supposed to end like this. The globalists want EVs. Our numbers are supposed to go up.
>>61177522A case for forcing Recall on endusers>>61177523Onions IPO when
>not even the earnings week can save this dogshit marketits over
>>61177493>Bogle, but with a little gamblingNice, this is my kind of setup.
>jump in meme stock >get burned>skip the next one>would have done well>jump in meme stock>get burned>...vicious cyclealso applies to buying at open vs waiting for opening dip
>>61177564I waited for the dip but then it kept on dipping
Imagine being one of the reddit schizos buying more shares of BYND to "own the hedgies".Everytime it ticks up a few cents, you know it is one of them. No one else is buying.
>>61177533They will, but look at the chart, it was due for a drop.
>>61177575Yeah it's retarded. I try to admit when I'm wrong as quickly as possible. Lying to yourself is the worst thing possible.
how do I expain to my mom I just wasted my house deposit on a penny stock called fucking beyond meat
>>61177575i am neither a redditor nor a schizo but im going to keep buyingi just got this feeling that THIS one wont be like the others.....
>>61177366>"Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds" by Charles Mackay (1841)only the first three chapters are relevant - they document the mississippi scheme, the south sea bubble, and the tulip mania
>>61177483You have no power to compel me so
>>61177586>I try to admit when I'm wrong as quickly as possible. Lying to yourself is the worst thing possible.But it's so human. Fighting that is hard.
>>61177595Please say sike
When you look at GME, BedBathandBeyond, and soon BYND generals on /biz/, I think I finally understand how Abrahamic religions were formed (along with Mormonism).
>>61177179Terrible. Should have sold my SOXL holdings the other day when it was over $41. Missed out on BYND and knowing I could have reached something like half a million in the span of less than a week is really annoying.>>61177210Absolutely pissed. Despite wanting a daughter that future is far too scary knowing how easily women are brainwashed.
>>61177533You weren’t paying attention to BYD Chinese EV’s becoming largest share of ev purchases in Europe eclipsing Tesla. Damn things are priced like Camry’s.
>>61177179my 20 SOUN cash covered put is in the gutter so I'm closing it tomorrow at lunch.
Too much BYND is this thread, too little BYD.BYD must be one of the main companies putting pressure on Tesla these days.
Today's fiasco proved that hedgies and jews learned of the GME squeeze and now have countermeasures in place to stop squeezes in their tracks.
>>61177631>chink EVslollmao
>>61177631When Buffet sold Munger's stake in it I lost all faith
>>61177632>>61177654True
>>61177210lucky me wont have to worry about that ever
>>61177631sold my byd shares a few months and I am glad I did. dog shit stock
>>61177595Just tell her what you told us, anon. Your money, your (terrible) choice.
i really should sit on all cash then all in SOXL on the days it drops 10%
TALK ABOUT TESLA YOU FAKE MEAT TRANNIES
The dagger that pops the AI bubble…
>>61177656To be fair, they held BYD for a fairly long time and profited immensely from it. But your "if Warren's out, I'm out" instinct is reasonable.
>>61177697Wtf that's a huge dip
>>61177651>>61177670Seething muskrats, the Chinese are eating Elons lunch
>>61177697Who gives a fuck about IBM in current year?
>>61177762Whatever you say, Chang
>>61177762The only made in China EVs people buy are those power wheel toys for their kids.
>>61177778I thought Euros are buying BYD slop.
>>61177656Buffet is dumping everything related to China because he's worried about geopolitics. He did the same with TSMC.
>>61177800Latin Americans too, I thought.
You know there is always round two..
>been working all day>go check BYNDTHERE IS NO WAYTHERE IS NO WAY THESE FAGGOTS GOT BAITED THIS HARD
Most boomers are living to 90+ years these days.
>>61177824THE COPE THAT GOES ON>>61177819
>>61177831And here I was wondering if going 1% of my portfolio into fucking MAIN was too risky lol
Just got home. Missed the whole fucking meltdown. Can I please get a QRD? Was there an offering? Was it a pump and dump after all?
>>61177366books unironically make you too smart for investing. just go off of vibes.
>>61177846I'm going to make a compilation. It was a short squeeze. And like all short squeezes reddit missed it, got fomo, bought the top, and are now trying not to rope
>>61177860I'll bet he wishes he'd sold when he took that screencap
>>61177830That's crazyI'm not sure if I even want to live to 39 (7 months away)
>>61177857I hate how true this is.
>every LLM getting dumpstered by the old buy 'n hold stratlooks like trading is another job LLMs can't dohttps://nof1.ai/
Hard for me to feel bad for these bynd fags when I full ported Nebius at $130 and am down 25%
Titanium support at 2, marines
>>61177869>>61177879The absolute best part is that the stock had its circuit breaks hit multiple times in $5 and $6 range so they all had time to take a step back and breathe and sellbut they let green control them
>$2.85Holy crap we'll be under $1 by tomorrow evening.>TSLA missedoof>IBM missedOOOOOOOOOOOOFBondchads WILL NOT STOP WINNINGLower the rates JEROME YOU FUCKING FAG
>>61177175So is this Trump Elon Bromance 2.0: electric boogaloo?>>61177179Wii bled.
>>61172731What's actually weird is that there are people under 40 who repeat Buffet's advice like gospel because they're too midwit (aka you) to recognize that "investing for 70 years" only works if you A) live to be nearly 100 B) got in after the depression and WWII and the Korean war, which is something impossible for us.>>61172735So retard, did you sell high at 7 bucks or did you get raped by the giga dump to 3 bucks?
>>61177897>"Trump the jews say we need more indians">"agreed, Elon. They told me the same thing. Who are we to disagree?"
I wanted to masturbate today, havent jizzed in some timeI had the urge to do it at work even but didnt do it at home either
$PXED is silently mooning in the background. I expect big things for this stock. billions of more africans and indians still need to learn javascript.
>>61177710No it isn't. Stop sucking that faggots cock already.
Valuations were so low in the past, bros. We would've bought everything. Sad!
You really think (((they))) would let another GME happen?
>>61177918"warren buffett enters/exits" is a market-moving news item regardless whether you trust his analysis or ideas
>>61177922Deploy the short ladder attacks
>>61177875Maybe give them SP500 stocks to trade? Instead of make-believe coins.
>>61177927CATAPULT
Beautiful buying opportunity for MSTR
>>61177236Only if you long minors
jannies please filter the word MSTR thank you
>>61177313Beyond sad!
MONEYPOXX IS BACK BOYSToo bad I don't know which company to buy anymore. SIGA didn't bribe the right people.
can I get a qrd rundown on why the vix went up today?
>>61177960orange man chimped out
Gentlemen I will kindly update you on the status of my NFLX calls from time too time. Do not be alarmed. They are 1100c for dec 19th. Down 7% for some reason.
>>61177178Estimations of when it'll hit $80?
Tesla Q3 earnings call with a blessed video ID:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ9S7xbkGAY
Please spill your spaghetti Elon my puts are fucked also I bought and still hold BYND at $6.
>>61177259i round tripped it and made a 45 dollar gain in about 90 seconds. i aint touching that shit for more than a couple minutes dude
>>61177965I don't know.Midterm?It really depends on immediate inflation data and if the market continues to trend down.Honestly, it's easy money, but I'm really hoping the market implodes at the same time so I can buy the bottom of some juicy ETFs. That's where shitloads of cash will be really made.I think TMF will just trend upwards. Some down days, mostly up days. Treasuries move slow.
Who keeps buying gold? As the always-correct Warren Buffett said, it doesn't produce anything. It just sits there and looks pretty.
>>61177974Elon is a fag
>>61177991Some institutions/banks thought the USD would implode this cycle. They're going to start dumping it fast because of the reason you just stated.As I've been saying:
covered short straddle on UPSIV is spiking my shorts, should I hold over earnings for the crush? I already ate a 1/3rd of theta
whats the rddt bynd cope look like
>>61177974WHERE IS THE GIGA PUMP???
>>61177981My plan for bynd was to hold 2 weeks until hedgie shorts expire or sell if it goes above $200. But I put in a pocket change amount. Anyway where do people get information on those hedgie shorts?
Anons,read this post
>>61178018I’m not a holder but I don’t think this is over yet. GME had multiple pump and dumps so we’ll see
>>61178018At this rate it's below $1 when the market opens
>>61177162i would like a dark mode version of this image
>>61178018I am in it only for my money I don't care about hedgie
>>61178018>anons, read reddit baggie slop
>>61178007No cope.Anyone who understands charts and the Greeks understands the intense theta crush that’s on the way.BYND is set for a huge gap up by Friday.Again, you’re uneducated so you don’t understand beta, gamma, theta so it’s normal for someone like you to make ignorant posts.Also MSTR is oversold. You want to make easy money? You would have bought a put credit spread. Let me guess?You don’t know what that is?Bummer..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKyJABtbF2o
>>61177366They are all irrelevant in clown markets
>>61177902i got raped
>>61178032How is my NFLX call looking?>>61177964
>>61178018What a strange religion
TESLA BROSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STOP TALKING ELON IT KEEPS DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAA
There were 240m shares shorted today but there was only 7m available. they are naked shorting! The hedge funds are making a YUGE mistake. They will get burned, it’s just a matter of time.
>>61178032holy reddit spacing baggot
>>61178018Well if they're Mormon, at least they won't have to pay tithing on their gains
elon must've just spilled his spaghetti
>>61178008LOOOL
>>61178054YES FUCK YEAH I bought puts at 3:30pm today
>>61177179Finally have a gain worth sharingUp 86% on BYND this morning and sold
>>61178035you should be ashamed for posting
should I buy more SOXS in ah?
>bought tesla because I thought earnings were this morning (thanks for an article from 2023, google)>tesla dumpingI hate elon
>>61177885I mean I'm down something like 40% but I bought in with some gambling money so I'm not particularly stressed about it
>Pajeet starts speaking broken English>TSLA dumpsKek
>>61177981Kek the madman actually did it. Please give us $390 tomorrow.
Holy fuck. Like unironically. It always dumps on me. I'd have been better off just putting 30,000 dollars into BYND on monday and selling literally right now than ever trying to trade 'good' stocks like tsla.
KEEP DUMPING TESLA MY GPA DEPENDS ON IT
>>61178073AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTOP HIRING PAJEEEEEEETS
I legit cannot understand what the fuck this pajeet is saying on the callhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSZISBPL5Q0
>>61178068no, you should start nibbling on SOXL.>t. best trader on es em gee
>>61178054>Tesla: Incredible numbers!>They turned out worse than expected>Now it can happenWhat did he mean by this?>Now it can happen>Now it can happen>Now it can happen>Now it can happen
ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDOOOOOOOOOOOOSOMETHINGGGGGGGGGGG
I had to end the earnings call.I can't fucking believe I have to listen to some indian pajeet who speaks broken fucking English rep one of the most valuable companies in the world.GetTheFuck outta here
>>61178097They're gonna reveal xAi ran the entire conference call imitating a pajeet and go straight to $700.
>>61178108It's all one big humiliation ritual
I'm pacing in my apartment.I cannot believe how shitty this earnings is.FUCKINGPAJEETWHAT IS THIS SHIT
ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IT KEEPS DUMPINGGGGGGGGGG
>>61178108I’m sure YOU are more qualified. Delusional racist dickhead.
>>61178117I AM MORE QUALIFIED TO READ THE RESULTS, YESFUCKING JEET
>>61178117>"You can't say this food is shit. Let's see YOU cook better!
>>61178117
>>61178117>>61178032>the anon posting the BYND copium is a butthurt pajeetMakes sense
Trading Tesla is for mouthbreathers.
>>61178125Holy shit, ahaha
why is everything dumping? where are the trillions all going to?
I am holding puts but I don't think this dump will hold unfortunately.
>"we continue to receive large scale demand on our MEGA-BLACK product"Bravo TSLA
>>61178136Treasuries/TMF
>>61178136Define "everything"
TSLA will fuck over my nflx calls you fucking autistic man child
I guess I'm a DNUT baggie now. Fuck me.
>>61178147stocks, metals, meme stocks, cryptowhat else is there?
Elon dodging the question and making shit up
post your face when you dont hold DNUT and BYND
Should I long now?
>>61178156Bonds
>>61178151Never falling for a memestock again
>>61178166The Great Dead Cat Bounce
I wish I had the strength to break a white man’s jaw with a single punch.
>>61178165
I guess that's enough stock trading for a while. Thanks elon, you're the 'best'.>wants a trillion dollar compensation plan>causes the stock to dump under a trillionIs the trillion dollars in the room with us now?
>>61177179>How did it to today?!?!>Midweek check-in!?!?I NEED FINANCIAL ADVICEI bought Aurora (self driving truck) stock earlier this year at 5.38 per shareand I bought Lucid Stock a few weeks ago at 23.18 per share. I'm freaking out, both are doing like 15 or 20% from when I bought. I thought the stock market mainly went up?
>-4,5EEEEEEEELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61178193You seem to be confusing the stock market with vaporware grifting companies. SPY goes up. Vaporware trends to 0 with various pumps along the way.
>>61178193Stock market, yesYour crappy stocks, not necessarily
goddamn did that anon sell byndi told that retard not to fucking guess he could at least sell part of it on market open if he wants to hedge on it going up more
People keep saying that this is the INDUSTRIAL rally after dovish fed cuts. But what stocks are we eyeing SMIGGERS??
This is the PERFECT PnD memechart. Fuck, it is beautiful. Look at it.
>>61178233>the entire tulip mania in 24 hours
>>61178233It's cathartic to see it slowly bleed out
>>61178233
fun fact the government is still shut down>>61178222idk $SSO
>>61178233you boys think it will go below 2?
>>61178233getting giddy thinking about my puts printing in the morning
>>61178233I was so close to buying $6 puts!!
>>61178242Something tells me the shortsqueeze was a lie
>>61178251It's ultimately going to go to $0.
>>61178253POSHINO KYOKOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61178254Puts would make zero money with the extreme IV
>>61178233well, that didnt last very long..
Genuinely curious why Elon would think asking for 1 trillion bucks makes sense when his very existence causes the company to dump.>>61178166Yes
>>61178253Cute. I hope you make money Kyokoposter
>>61178253They aren't going to print much or at all. A dump is already priced in
>>61178276he intends to be the world's first trillionaire and the only thing he knows how to do is ask people for money
>>61178221He said he would "Sell 2000 shares today" but not when he would do it.>>61178242>>61178233The funny part were the shills saying "/smg/ ignored this when it was shilled here" even though it only got shilled here when it was already around 2 bucks. It's always so transparent, the paid shills, since they only shill shit that has already pumped.
>>61178287Inshallah if me holding 1200 dollars of tsla to zero causes his stock to go to zero and him to go broke, then so be it.
If I wake up tomorrow and BYND is over $10 - I'm going back to bed.
Lol the same retards saying BYND is dead and selling now on this low volume AH dump are the same ones that FOMOd in at $7 AH yesterday. This is going back to $7.
Can we still make money off a dead cat bounce for bynd I missed the whole run up
>>61178291In fairness I saw it crop up around /smg/ a couple of times in the sub dollar mark
That was the lamest tesla earnings dump I've ever seen. Its at the price it was at 4 days ago. Anybody who bought options Is cooked
>>61178310anon...
>Elon says big words>Line goes back upTesla bros are brain dead
>>61178303I remember GME doing some fuckery up downs before it's ultimate rip. Is this shit really the same? Doubt it. I'm always wrong though.
>>61178316I bought 100 shares at $2.70 maybe it’ll hit 4 tomorrow morning
>>61178319the stock is manipulated by the CIA
>>61177210Oh no females have sex plz help
>>61178315>Anybody who bought options Is cookedackshewally my short iron condor is still well within the profit zone
>>61178310I had a 10x, sold my cost basis though, so I'm indifferent to what happens now desu
>>61178332I can believe it
>>61178303based on what? not being hostile
>>61178345>based on whathuman psychology
>>61178333Dude, she's pretending to suck off people on tiktok. It's just a thought of mine. If I saw my kid doing that I would be pretty disgusted.
>>61177210could not be me fr. all having daughters after the 21st century does is increase the opportunity cost on robowaifus
>>61178314Yeah but when was that, like a month ago? I can shill any stupid shit from 2020 that used to be valuable but that's currently cheap due to dumping forever.Hey anon, buy Peloton (PTON)! Squozarino will happen soon because Covid 2026 is gonna be a thing!
>>61177246>>61177266interesting
>have been getting calls because there is an election happening>area code from the state capital>Know it's probably another fucking call soliciting me
>>61178352but look at all the guys online. EVERYONE is capitulating. "well it was a good run" "it's over" "I'm selling and going to bed goodnight everyone" how can their psychology recover from this to get back in?
The same fools saying BYND is dead and selling now on this low volume AH dump are the same ones that FOMOd in at $7 AH yesterday. This is going back to $7.
>>61178373>>61178352I mean, after losing thousands of their savings like so many ppl are saying
Here we go!
>>61178330I hope so. I boughted at 3.40 thinking it was the floor and would bounce back to $5 before fizzling out. Turns out I suck at this.
>>61178373>>61178377there are two kinds of people, predators and preypredators bought up this dead ticker under $1 and shilled it on redditprey bought it at $8 and meekly surrendered their life savingsnext, the predators, sensing utter despair and capitulation, buy again to shake out a new wave of prey
>>61178375Unlikely it dumped too hard. Its down like 70% from its highs. If it was a small 20% dump you might have been ok
what percentage of retail is straight up moved by consensus instead of by numbers?
Just bought another 1000 shares of BYND. LETSFUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>61178411100
i'm going to buy 4 shares of O everyday for the rest of the year so I have some fucking passive income already. the S&P will be lucky to cross 7000 by EOY
>>61178419what's your average?
>>61178406This is the complete opposite of how this works. Never talk to me again.
>>61178420tough
>>61178437Cultist detected
>>61178427I DCA’d down to 2.99When this baby runs…it runs boy. We are soooooo gonna fly tomorrow.The hedgies think they can keep roadblocking us. The institutions think a few circuit breakers are going to deter the BYNDMARINES? They’re nuts! We will never sell!’
>>61178375It was never 7 AH yesterday. I bought at basically the high of AH at 4.6 and got stupidly lucky it pumped premarket when I woke up and sold. This shit is over, youre right, I believe that.
>>61178464It was 7 during overnight trading
>>61178464it hovered around $7-$7.20 for a bit
>>61178453A slow grind down 20% just means it's getting sold off. Popping around up and down 70% means it's gonna run again.
>>61178456you are so fucking gay
I'm taking my beauties in to trade for cash tomorrow.It has been a fantastic run but I need to buy more TMF.
>>61178233I bought 26 at 1.80, sold at 5.50 and tripled my money. Feels good, offsets a few losses.This chart was happening in MINUTES with shilled scamcoins during the 2021 mania
>>61178518>>61178518>>61178518>>61178518
>>61178356TIK TOK????Thank goodness, thought that was instagram.
>>61178271Over time with decay, yes. But when I looked it was about 1.30 and it was $3 at close.
>>61178319It's down 5% since close. It hasn't really gone up much since the end of the call.
>>61178018Cultist post.
should i stop using robinhood? its so easy to use but everyone says i am gay
