europoor edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61180818
reminder to beware of Saars
HOLD THE LINE MARINES, STAY THE COURSE, THIS IS JUST A SHAKEOUT
Third for anime and cum and Micropenis
>>61182243>That guy in the last thread that said there was no need to hype up BYND>And then proceeded to hype up BYND for half a dozen posts with text that read like it was produced by ChatGPTIt's rare that I've seen so clear a top signal.
CITI group buys over 500m of MSTR shares (outstanding). BYND signs $5b deal with WMT and TGT.This is a huge opportunity to buy at DISCOUNT prices!
NQ beating its head against 25,015 like a tard here.
There he is lol. There you are
>It'll be a ballroom the likes you have never seen>The entire state of Mississippi will be a big beautiful ballroom
Diamond hands,apes, stay zen. Hedgies will never get my BYND shares. NEVER SELLING
>>61182263no thanks you can keep your bags
>>61182257Don't forget how he needsto skip every linelike he's posting on redditand then RANDOMLY posts in all CAPS because he is esl and doesn't UNDERSTAND
>>61182243wait, -864%Did he sell a call? I'm unfamiliar with those options interfaces/UI.
why are these stinky reddithomos shitting up my comfy smg
why the fuck is it stuck in 3 hell? is this normal?
>Beyond Meat is now available at Erewhon storesTop kek. I should buy one share.
I'm financially having a good time today
If you guys can't recognize bots astroturfing opinion you are (not) gonna make it
>>61182289Nothing about BYND is normal
why are you lot shilling BIll Gate's gaia-slop anyway
kek HGRAF having another uh oh stinky moment
>>61182234Why does this gray man want to destroy all of Europe in addition to destroying Germany ?
Huge for Buffetheads
fuck it i'm throwing my hat into BYND100 shares at 3.073.5 CC call expiring tomorrow executed at $40maybe i make some lunch money on this piece of shit.
>>61182289Your first time seeing volatility crush?
Aight soldered everything after a nice 1% day, shits gonna dumpgood luck all, see you in a few weeks
>>61182311Yes
>>61182283some people leverage their investments so they can go into debt if the option goes bad enoughand then some people go into debt to do an options call and completely blow up their finances yes
>SAAAARS>THE HEDGIES!
>>61182307He also used 12k of taxpayer money for hair, makeup and visagist in 3 months of being in office.
UPDATE: my new strategy (i've started calling it the pythia strategy) has rendered me down -20% however i reckon this has to do with trump's tweets and doesn't represent a flaw in methodologyi will be staying the course. buying "great wall motor company limited," whatever that is. "great wall" signifies china, empire rising, very bullish. will report back in a month
I didn’t even know BNP was doing divvies next week when I slurped. Next smg coffee morning is on me guys that’s a couple hundo euro bucks in the bag
Hgraf sisters???
>>61182317nigga it's at 2.9
Hey BYNDtranniesGTFO of /smg/ and fuck off to outer/biz/GetOUT
>>61182317>It’s impossible, mathematically speaking that BYND goes sub 3
>>61182271There will be so much respect for the beautiful building, no fabric, no fabric, I have too much respect..SMASHHHHHHHH!! DIGGERS INTENSIFY
>>61182332that's a fucking mental strategy, but hot damn it might just work. All things being equal, the universe finds balance
Can someone please tell David SOXL to push it?
>>61182332>whatever that is. "great wall" signifies china, empire rising
I doubled down on fake meat.
>think its bullshit that he's wasting money on a ball room>google it>it's privately funded and not using tax dollarsohso it's fucking nothing
>>61182317What are you talking about their 2025 year outlook is expected to be significantly negative to the point they need to dilute shares to stay solvent. It’s a prime bankruptcy company. Based on DCF the company is worthless since it’s never expected to to produce a positive cash flow because demand for this is low and operations cost more than they take in!
This market is going to dump so hard over the next 2 weeks lol not even funny
>>61182271This guy just demolished an entire wing of the White House and nobody did shit. Americans talk a big game but when it comes down to it, they're just as docile as the bugmen.
>>61182289the options everyone aped into expire tomorrow. So expect everyone to dump it soon and IV crush.
and the blood red dumping resumes
>deleted
Hmmm... I could short and farm interest
>>61182310haha, FAGGOT
I took pretty nice profits on qbts, wondering if I should get back in.
>>61182370I'm still up $20
>>61182357I think dump starts Jan bobro
>>61182365Ah no, it's reduce-only because of trading halts.
I take back what I said last night, fuck you RGTZanon you fucking faggot
BYNDbaggies, damage report
>>61182360It isn't like canadians have set it on fire or something
>>61182289It is a fucking meme shit stock with no future what do you think?
>>61182381I'm still up unlike this faggot >>61182366thinks
whats the next bynd, hgraf, plug, gamb, door?where do you guys see these first?
tradingview just fucking ratelimited me, what is this gay shit
>>61182361>apedThere’s that term again. Fuck off back to Plebbit and take your diamond hands with you, you filthy tranny cum guzzling faggot.
>>61182381I've got $0.40 cost basis leaps at $1.50 so I'm just going to ride it for a while.
Bynd hasnt even deflated. Is anyone seriously calling it holding a bag at -20% for a pump and dump? For biotech this is a regular thursday.
>>61182360This. Bongland and I can tell you if the PM boshed in half of Downing Street to build a gold encrusted pedo dancehall there would be blood and fire within the day. Especially after saying he ain't touching it guv. Explain yourselves mutts.
i hate smci so damn much its unrealalong side with mstr
>the zone around 3$ is still holding upI'm gonna lose my shit if the schizos are right about this chart being unable to dump further down
>>61182377I got in at .89c
i lost on hgraf bigly todayexpected it to drill down to 1.5 so i sold at open but it bounced back too fastfuck my ass and fuck the CEO
>>61182403It’s mathematically impossible. My comment as deleted, I didn’t do it.They don’t want me here.They’re trying to silence me.BYND is guaranteed to push into double digits once the sell pressure wears off.
>>61182400I doubt it but our resident nonce has forfeited all lands and titles and the burger one is president so there could be a kernel of truth
WHY ISN'T IT RISING
>aped
>>61182409>It’s mathematically impossibleOk. Why ?
>>61182402
DNUT volume is dropping bastards
>>61182413Based fellow diamond-hander!
I'm using the pythia strategyshopping cart baskets$CARTwish me luck
>>61182406I bought some bioshit on "news" then it dumpedI'm not even sure now if it was good news or bad newsNow I can only hope it crawls up a bit to recoup some losses, but I doubt it retard pumps back to my entries.
>>61182409I can’t speak for them but I certainly don’t want you here either. Making up shit about the Citi rating smbaka
Car prices will go back down now bros. All the niggers buying up BMWs and trucks they can’t afford are defaulting.
>>61182394You buy at $7?
>>61182417shares in circulation + open shorts = guaranteed upward movementIf you don’t understand basic greeks you shouldn’t be trading or even investing.do you know what theta decay is?The hedge funds are hemorrhaging money right now..
>>61182387WKHSCVNALCID
>>61182435No. I don't know what any of that means.
>>61182435>shares in circulation + open shorts = guaranteed upward movementWhat the fuck are you talking about, every stock has some degree of these, feel free to pull some arbitrary thresholds out of your ass to justify why fictional hedgies are bleeding money on a mathematical certainly
>>61182409>They don’t want me here.correct
What's your style box and sector look like?
>>61182409none of us want you here
>>61182451I am just holding Verizon right nowthe current share price is absolutely nonsense
>>61182405good for youinstead of making guaranteed money on covered calls you sat there doing jack shit.
>>61182458how so?sell me on it
Today was a good day. Bought 670Cs at open and sold them at the top of the morning rise. I think I will go jerk off to anime girls now.
I want to be rich but it's feeling more and more impossible.
>was down $1800>now down $1000neat it's like I just made $800
>>61182381+890 trading today.
>>61182428That’s not even the worst of it. It’s not the subprime you have to worry about when it comes to niggers.There is a giant bubble called the black “middle class” It doesn’t exist on its own, it’s propped up by subsidies and fraud. When the economy tanks (I think it will), the black “middle class” will lose everything and drag down every bank that loaned to them into the nigger abyss
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SMCIEVERYTIME I GET BREAK EVEN I GO BACK TO REDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT A PIECE OF DOGSHITTTTTTTT
>>61182307>Why does this gray man want to destroy all of Europe in addition to destroying Germanybecause he's german
>>61182469kekthis is the only think that makes me go on
>>61182468it's not a race broit's an endurance runwe're gonna make it
>>61182473>subsidies and fraudAnd government jobs, but that's all the same
>>61182332this strategy is just schizophrenic enough to work
>>611824702.92-3.14Do it.
BYND catapulting off the $3 SMA. Trend is your friend. This is why you guys hate me because you don’t understand charts or greeks.They literally can’t suppress it.Buy now or miss out on the upward pump.
NQ tard-smashing at the VWAP like Grumpff on a white house wing here.
>>61182484Spot on, brother. Majority of DMV services could be online, but we have to give niggers a jobs program. USPS has a nigger jobs program too.
most talked today on bedit?
>>61182482I have to make it before I'm too old. I don't want to be stuck actively trading stocks after 40.
God Bless XOM
>>61182499idk man you sound like AI, or an indian
>>61182507>>61182484>>61182473Wait what? You’re telling me a portion of America’s middle class isn’t real?
>>61182459Yep, I dont know wtf Im doing. Id like to learn tho.
For a moment I tasted iron in my mouth...
>>61182289Because of retards like you
>>61182520it schizo babble, the US has enough wealth to take care of boomers and their pets for millenia
i was shiitting bricks I slurped the dip too soon on monday but it looks like I'll exit the week green regardless. Love me some wild swings simple as
>>61182533Oh sorry, I forgot that Americans get upset when you call out their pet monkeys.
Bynd marines, we're doing it. Bynd is going up. Next stop, the moon!
>>61182499>you don’t understand greeks.i dont explain greek
>>61182499Are the hedgie shorts expiring this Friday or next Friday? I've seen people saying both
You are getting HOOKED.Admit it.
>>61182530the fuck did i do? enjoying a bag ? a succulent meatless bag ?
>>61182499>They
>Quantum stocks surge on report Trump eyeing stakes in the group like Intel, rare earth companiesShorting quantum scam companies must be the most irritating thing in the world.
kadena babena
>>61182560I got hooked on doughnut stocks sir. I'm about to cut my losses
>>61182354it's a bribe
>>61182565I can't imagine shorting anything in this clown market. This is literally japan 80s bubble but without fun disco
This market is fucking retarded. Only way to make money now is scalping. There is simply no consistency day to day in any industry or any specific stock.
>>61182566labubu
>>61182463I am of the opinion that it is being valued worse than a tobacco company, except tobacco companies are always contending with a shrinking smoker populationThe stock has plunged on a CEO change, followed by T and TMUS earnings into what is supposed to be a federal interest rate decreasing environment with a dividend payout ratio the company can clearly still afford.It also isn't that far off from a yearly low, just one more dollar down to go.
>>61182570>>61182565Can't short anything because it could go up 10% the next day.Can't buy anything because it could go down 20% the next day.Can't do anything in this market. Everyone posting big gains at market close is not posting their bigger losses the next / previous days.
>>61182569It not his house though. He out in 4 years.
um bros what do I do now? I wrote naked calls on quantum computing stocks after you and martin shkreli said they were shit
>>61182582stop trading and start investing
>>61182571Anon then realized he was perfectly describing a bear market
>>61182565Thought about getting it yesterday but didn't want to touch it until it went slightly up at least, didn't expect out of nowhere news to pump it like that
>>61182582trade the trend reversal numb nuts
can you feel itthe slow snowball
>>61182577Don't they have a partnership with ASTS? I was thinking baout buying VZ in case some of asts success bleeds over
>>61182586You're a moron if you shorted quantum. Sell your daughter and buy calls
>>61182424His new podcast names the Porn Jew.
>>61182582Why do you guys keep trying to short stuff just to lose your money over and over? Just buy some boomer shit like NVDA and hold for 12+months
>>61182600this nigger bragging about making a dollar on 25k in a month???
>>61182589This is the dumbest reddit shit I've ever heard.Like losing 20% over the course of a month is any different than losing 4% in a day.Like buying and holding 8 stocks with 40k that lose 1% a day is any different than trading one stock with 5k that goes down 5% in a single trade.You aren't making money "investing" you are just losing more money more slowly, while trading is losing less money more quickly. What do you do when your investments turn red for weeks straight? Keep holding, just let yourself lose money?
>BYND 3 stable coinBoring, moves slower than gold
>>61182571long qqq puts dude for the end of january, enjoy your money
>>61182570no it isn't dear. and when you look back on this year you're going to be filled with regret, about a lot of things. there's still time to make some changes though. it's okay to be wrong, and the sooner you swallow your pride and admit it, the better off you'll be. let me comfort you if it's too hard, you know i'm here for you. don't you want to make america great? why then are you such a skeptic?
>>61182598The trend reversal is Trump tweeting while I am asleep.
>>61182621I was being incredibly facisious or however you spell it
>>61182428Here in Toronto I've been to outlets and other places where niggers shop (there's a restaurant I really like in the area) and I see better cars in nigger areas than in average areas. Everyone is driving Mercedes, BMW range Rover etc. These people waste all their pay cheques on dumbass cars they cannot afford
I'm learning to keep my shit to SPY onlyPast couple weeks it's been real friendly to me. Timing it great today.
>>61182620NVDA cannot possibly remain that high for 12 months
BITFUCK GO UPJUST GO UP
>>61182586if donald dumpler wants a stake in those companies, he doesnt want to pay the current price for themwhen did he buy intel? when it was in the shitterremember that and keep shorting quantum
>>61182586Is this real? Pls respond
>>61182622You're probably talking to a SCHG or SHYD or whatever that shit is called guy. Oh right, look here >>61182451
>>61182620We have been holding shit like NVDA (and making money all year on it), but if you hadn't noticed, since October, nothing is making money anymore, so why keep holding what I know is slowly but steadily going down? I sold it all and will buy back in when I can see the trend clearly going up like I did in May.Until then I'm not going to hold something that I KNOW is going to be red every day. At least with risky trades I have some green days some red days. I'm not just going to hold falling tech stocks while I know they are going down each day.
>61182148I told you guys yesterday. When SOXL reaches 50 RSI or under its a big fat fucking buy.You all could have had SOXL at the low low price of 36 dollars a share just yesterday.Buy SOXL when it does those things and you will experience wealth beyond measure.
>>61182632>now he openly admits he's a facistgo live in north korea if that's your politics
Where can I see trumps speech writer’s portfolio
>>61182609they do, but that is probably more a boon for ASTS than VZ, other telecoms are working with ASTS too. I think T already has a deal as well.
>>61182627stop it, babe
>captcha: KWPMGWhat's it saying about /pmg/?>>61182349If a monkey can pick stocks and make more gains than a professional trader, I guess there's no reason it couldn't actually work, kek.>>61182332>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Wall_MotorIt's publicly traded, even!
>>61182586just tell the bank it was an error bro, they'll understand
EREWHON signs multi million dollar deal with BYND meat.This is getting exciting..
>>61182565>>61182595>>61182612>>61182620It's a dead cat bounce. Fuck it, I'm investing my life savings (100k) in RGTI shorts as soon as the mania from Trumps tweet dies down.
>>61182570didnt they have a 30-year bear market after that
>>61182636You’re right it’s going higher>>61182656You are trying to trick these retards into shorting and losing all their money. I admire your moxie.
>>61182684Japanese are wierd. They invest in insurance and annuities.
>>61182586delete your account
>>61182620>Why do you guys keep trying to short stuff just to lose your money over and over? Just buy some boomer shit like NVDA and hold for 12+monthsheh yea it's much better to just lose your money all at once
>>61182657Whoops, messed up the formatting>>61182148Anyway, RSI is resetting very nicely on SOXL's daily chart. It looks very good on the 180 day 4h chart. I think we have some room for chop but if we catch some good news (perhaps out of Trump's meeting with Xi, if he doesn't shit his pants over something) I also think there's now room for upward movement to the mid 40s without totally stretching RSI to its limits.
>>61182234I don't think Merz is a good chancellor.All his efforts are misguided and will just accelerate the collapse.
Nigger marketNigger presidentNigger economy
>>61182584>He out in 4 yearsbut the $200 million to nepo construction companies is forever
>>61182690I'm not trying to trick anyone into anything,I know these quantum stocks are retarded and make no money. Trumps tweet last night is dead stock bounce retardation.
>>61182681>>61182350>>61182341Is there any way we tank at 3pm eastern? I just don’t see Trump destroying the markets during power hour. Do we pump or pull back end of day?
>>61182699do not buy triple leveraged products based on their rsi. Always look at the underlying. I look forward to shitting on you for being a retard all next week
Can someone post some SCHD baggy avatar? I want to use grok to make degrading things happen to her haha
I thought government involvement on your company is mostly bad, that’s so fucking stupid
>>61182717Best I'll do
>>61182584He's already planning on staying past 2028.
>>61182612>>61182647>>61182668Yes it’s fucking real I do t have 300k what the fuck. You and shkreli were so positive fuck you fuck himTheyve emailed me like 20 times
>>61182717I've sent your post to my local feminist club and they are on their way to arrest you for digital pre-rape
>>61182727it's ok, they'll give up eventually
>>61182727Kek, and I thought my 2k losses from meme stocks was bad.Just agree to a $1 per week payment plan.
mom's rigetti
>>61182727Why do i see a date of 1/14? It's not real. but....HILARIOUS IF TRUE.Just delete the account, time to find a new broker
>>61182727Fake, stop it.
>>61182727>ah geeeze dude
>>61182713>Always look at the underlying. I always check SOXX. Their RSI is actually pretty well connected. SOXX is virtually the same at the 4h chart level, and a bit elevated on the 1 day level.
>>61182727I want to believe.
>>61182600TF is that, a checking account?
>>61182727Last night people were talking about quantum going up, not shorting it.
what is happening to gold and silver?
SHORT RIGETTI NOWTHE TOP IS IN
Should I take my loss now or wait and see? I thought I'd be in an active stock but it fell off the list. It is on the list of most shorted though it be.
>>61182757fidelity has loaned shares that allow you to make a small amount of return on any securities you own by loaning them out to options fags. It's just a small return for free
>>61182771Short Rigetti now with your life savings.>>61182768
>>61182616you mean the one where he found 10 porn company ceos or whatever and then focused in on the 1 who was jewish and ignored the 9 nonjews and implied there was a jewish conspiracy in porn? sort of disingenuous...
>>61182744>>61182742They’re giving me 2 months from the trade date 10/14.I wish it was fake, he’s the file they attached
>>61182765Indian housewife pump and dump due to their hindu holidays
>>61182636yea i agree
fascinating how easy the market kikes are tricked sometimes >put in order for cheeky bitfuck put>of course ibit aka icup pumps to fuck me >my main position is a fuck ton of calls kek
>>61182779just remember that anybody who lets you play with money you don't have is at fault for their poor risk assessmenthopefully they don't send ninjas to break your kneecaps
>>61182773technically you can get fucked on that in a really bad market event where you lose your shares and they can't pay
>>61182784I hope we never get to the point where orders have a name behind them
>>61182784wait until you realized the entire goal was to get that put money from you as a cost of you doing business
>>61182779timestamp of everything or fuck off, enough of this
>>61182794They have collatoral for them all but yeah if I ever got close to retirement and was at the near one million stage I'd just turn it off
+1360
>>61182809Based. Sadly I'd be put as a pattern day trader so I can't do that
I really want to get into an oil position especially since russian sanctions pumped prices 5% today, but we're entering a global depression and pil prices won't sustain higher pricesAny oil investors here, is it worth it to start a position or wait a bit more?
SHORT RIGETTI NOW WITH YOUR LIFE SAVINGS
Who the f#@% is dumping AT&T shares? They're doubling the usual average daily volume - drastically pulling the stock price down (breaking through two support levels today alone) - on no news. Last news we had - quarterly earnings - were good, so this makes no sense. It's a freaking utility stock, for Pete's sake.
BYND OOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>61182818oh for fucks sake can you fuck off already you retarded pajeet>"SHORT THIS!>"HEDIGES!
CZ pardoned by Trump.Probably because the wipeout last friday that disproportionally was triggered on Binance benefitted his son's short.
>>61182817I bought oil just because I don't trust anything else in this economy. Even gold is looking kinda insane.
buy copperCPERi think i had a dream about copper i woke up one day and started searching bought a few longer dated calls last week, a little ootm
>>61182817Nothing is resisting the bear market, all the oil I've been watching is just going down / crabbing with everything else. There is very little if any meaningful separation between the industries right now. Only thing which causes separation is a Trump tweet, and this separation only lasts 1-2 days then falls back in line. It's boring and uninteresting, but unfortunately true.
i know this sounds crazy guys but hear me outthe market is going to drop 10% in the next 24 hoursdont ask me how i know
>>61182817>>61182828I'm betting on cheap oil
>>61182833How do you know?
>market going down while BYND and TSLA are going upLiterally over.
>>61182826You dumb fuck I'm not a fucking jeet, I'm a pure Aryan proud White Supremacist. All my friends are on FBI watchlists including myself.
>>61182826watch your language. control your mood. find peace. negativity will jinx your returns.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7maJOI3QMu0
>>61182821Probably related to the bad reaction to the TMUS earnings. VZ is dropping as well. Of course, you would think that one of its main competitors lagging would be good for AT&T.
>this morning looking at 2 bioshit>pick one>it dumps and loses all volume>other one moons and hits circuit breakersfuck me I should have just bought both Just locked in my $1000 loss
Just got in at $3.09Godspeed meatbros
>>61182837i just... know ok? check the dubs youll find them to be authentic
>>61182849Damn boy
In what formation did this so called “Major Lazer” actually serve
>>61182751Nta but I should've bought more. Got mad I missed out on <$36. I had a bunch of notifications coning in yesterday and probably assumed it was BYND. 5 minutes or so later I look, SOXL dumped under $36. It was like $36.50 by the time I looked. It didn't dump back down. I think I increased the position around $38 which sucks compared to $36 or even $35
VIX will shit itself and spike for no reason
oh noooo nobody needs telecoms anymore aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>61182768>>61182826SHORT RIGETTI NOW WITH YOUR LIFE SAVINGS>SRNWYLS>SRNWYLS>SRNWYLS$SRNWYLS $SRNWYLS $SRNWYLS $SRNWYLS $SRNWYLS
>>61182765nothing
>>61182841That's entirely too reasonable an explanation. I wanted to rant and rave a bit more. :)(Thank you)
>>61182866>anon stuck waiting on the captcha since 2002 Brutal
>>61182428>Since 2007, PrimaLend has partnered with Buy-Here-Pay-Here dealershipsWhat car are you niggers getting? I expect everyone current value is going to decrease and we’ll see alot of underwater loans.
If you consult the chart you will notice that its going down
BYND PUMPING!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>61182858>I think I increased the position around $38 which sucks compared to $36 or even $35Its fine. My current SOXL position has an average of 37.42 and I didn't even get to buy the dip yesterday because I'm out of dry powder. You'll get more chances, I think.I would have had to close either my FNMA position or my APLD position to buy the dip, and I really don't want to do that right now. I have margin access but I'm not going to use it for 3x leveraged ETFs, no matter how much I want to alter the law to make it legal to marry a financial instrument so I can wife SOXL.
>>61182839>pure aryan ok dalit
>>61182878I think you will find this stock quite operational when your friends buy in
I would like to announce my purchase of 1 share of SCHD. Which also happens to be up bigly. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>61182849
>>61182893Cute
Why niggers here never practice proper risk management? Options/individual stocks is like less than 5% of my portfolio.
>Trump: if an annexation of the West Bank happens, Israel will lose all support from the US.big if true
>>61182892sorry i dont buy stocks in clear downtrendgl tho
>>61182902ETF tranny spotted
>>61182902>individual stocks is like less than 5% of my portfolio.Why are you even here?
>>61182806Can you fucking help me now. They just keep emailing me. They closed the position even though I’d be down a little bit less now
>>61182899genuinely just a nice feeling to buy SCHD. comfy even.
>>61182902
>>61182902if you arent 100% in options, how do you even survive inflation
>>61182902so you hate profits?
>>61182902How is that even day trading? Maybe in six figure hell it’s fun but I’m 20% individual stocks and the rest is boggleheaded>>61182907Thanks :)
>>61182902I gave that up once I saw just how much the market tends to have sectors move together. It was much nicer to just all in NVDA right before it started its AI bullrun and ride that shit all the way to Heaven.
>Senate Democratic Whip Dick Durbin (Illinois) says he would vote for legislation to allow SNAP payments to continue during the shutdown but he’s not yet aware of @HawleyMO bill to do just that.>Whip Dick Durbin
>>61182914You were supposed to seduce your female broker so she would fudge numbers on the backend for you. You skipped the first step and the jews own you now
>>61182902define proper risk management
>>61182571>There is simply no consistencytech stocks just keep climbing bro stop looking at the daily candle.
imagine having like 5 million between SCHD+DGRO and literally never caring about this nigger market. set 25% to be reinvested and 75% direct deposit. you'll never even have to log in to your broker and make more money per year than 80% of mutts. someday...
just think of all the jeets out there, here and overseas, that want a taste of Americana. Beyone Meat provides the observant Hindu a serving of good old American BBQ experience. it's not just a meal, it's a networking tool for participating in workplace events. Hindoo your best to try Beyond Meat. XVXVX
>bynd rn
>>61182243>Wife's boyfriendSeriously?
>>61182917what the fuckI could not think of a business that intersects with every declining trend in society more than this piece of shit>malls>kids>white people>offline entertainment>casual spending
>>61182938They are all down / crabbing since Oct 7th.
>>61182957For what it's worth my mom got me a Mudkip Build-a-Bear a couple of years ago
>>61182902I'm at 10% only because reits are excluded from the indices I use but they are really easy to pick. And one BDC
>>61182948BUT ANONTHINK OF THE DIVIDEND IRRELEVANCE THEORYJUST BUY VOO AND YOU'LL BE RICH BY THE TIME YOU LOOK LIKE ME
all these schizos coming out of the woodwork to tell you that no one buys meat alternatives. they desperately want to think the government is trying to ban meat and force everyone to eat onionslent green
>>61182957>casual spendingEconomists continue to ignore YouTube comments about cost of living because of how incredibly robust casual spending has remained
>>61182888For me it's Bobina. Anyways I'm not even all in I'm too much of a coward, it's about 16% of my portfolio.
>>61182917my brother bought that recently, and fwiw he's an extremely good trader.
>>61182914just take the L. this is not criminal but civil anyway (i tihnk)
>>61182976Don’t you have a fucking general you fucking reddit tranny?
>>61182976unironically zoom out soiboi
>>61182974rich means not wagecucking and playing vidya all day
>>61182948>$5 million SCHD/SCHY at 60/40>$18,000 a month forever doing literally nothing>it increases by $1800 a month every single year
>>61182991Fuck off the BYND AI posting is getting a little overly retarded the last few threads and nobody can respond to the criticism without saying “I know Greeks” without elaborating
>>61182998yeah...soon haha one share at a time
>>61182968mom must be an oldfag
>>61183005You LOST reddit troon
>>61183007I think I said I wanted a Mudkipz.I should hug him when I get home during lunch
>>61183005>"it's mathematically impossible for it to go below $3!">immediately goes below $3>deletes his post >keeps posting like nothing happened
>>61183005Also it is itself the most Reddit stock imaginable so not the best convincing rejoinder
>>61182974Bogle was still worth $80M at the time of his death. >>61182917What is concentration risk? Helluva alot easier to hold SPY then build a bear for that long of a period. I’m not saying dont do it but anons here be getting rekt and blowing up their whole portfolio.
>Bought BYND at $6mumusisters how can i cope? I'm already down $7000
I have no idea where to put my money anymore. Even bonds don't look good
>eu bans advertising non-meat products as meat>BYND moons nearly immediately afterwards
>>61183024Hold until you are up $70,000
>>61183010its food not a social movement.
>>61183024Kneepads
>>61183012Take a picture I love water starters
>>61183016he also market timed at the perfect time and moved a ton of his money into bonds before it collapsed >https://youtu.be/k6ra5POdsYg?si=1OrZKjGJg6IJCi50&t=209Bogle literally looked at the cape ratio and noped the fuck out
vome on I just need oil to go slightly higher
Russian President Putin On Trump-Meeting: Budapest Was Proposed By US, Summit Needs To Be Prepared- Russia Wants To Continue Dialogue- 'Most Likely’ Trump Meant That Summit Is Postponed- Calls New US Sanctions An Attempt To Pressure Russia, Says Sanctions Won't Affect Russian Economy- Sanctions Are An Unfriendly Act, Doesn’t Strengthen Relations Between Russia-US- Russian Contribution To Global Energy Balance Is ‘Very Significant’- Will Take Time To Replace Russian Oil On Global Market>Says Sanctions Won't Affect Russian EconomyHuh?
>>61183031>euno one cares about them
>>61183024you'll probably get a dead cat bounce
>>61183024Step 1: don’t browse plebbitStep 2: don’t listen to plebbitorsStep 3: cope, seethe, and dilate you fucking TRANNYYWNBAW
>>61183051>>61183051
>>61183061>it'll probably pump 80% bro
>>61183026TLT and TMF (Bond ETFs)sell in 18mo
>>61182234>single stock exchangeStill, this wont solve anything. The options are so illiquid buying or selling a covered call its effectively losing money. The exchange fees are also quite atrocious
>>61182957Non-Whites love the bear more
>>61183056>Says Sanctions Won't Affect Russian Economy>Huh?they actually use their natural resources for their internal economy, so they are in a sense globally recession proof. our governments want Russia to live under carbon credits, the derivative of Rothschild banking, where they tax and trade in a new monetary system designed to be linked to digital ID with individual limits built in based on carbon footprints. hence the CBDC which will be linked to your birth. cradle to the grave carbon credit, and debt, system.
>>61182974false, i'm 38 and i'm worth $1.4M working regular jobs and bogleheading for 17 yearsit's just boring and you gotta have a decent savings rate, i do VTI instead of VOO but the same thing really
>>61182914You need a lawyer kiddo. I'm in bongland so don't know anything, but here you'd be bankrupt. Hopefully you are too retarded to own property so they won't get your house. But yeah, lawyer and 'prs understand it's r-really their fault for giving me this destructive power' is where this is going. Sidenote, no fucking way you could even get close to doing that over here, I'd be surprised if you could blow 30k let alone that.
>>61182976>onionslent greenI see 4chan still has the the script that turns "s o y" into "onion".
>>61182914nice fake spreadsheets, i guess you're a jobless NEET to be putting this much effort into trollposting like this on /smg/
>>61182962Right thats why you buy now and not when its pumping.
Give me a stock to throw some chump change in that hasn't pumped yet
>>61183310Silver
>>61183310GEMI, this will pump hard on next crypto positive policy news from Trump
so we're just gonna crab like this until orange nigger dumps the market at 3pm?
>>61183310BYND came back to 3$. Just in time to pick up new people for tomorrow's action.
hah just like that tesler recovered
>>61183972new ATH when?
>>61182779Seven hundred thousand dollars in naked options? I think the anon in the previous thread was right. You need to talk to a lawyer, as you're probably looking at declaring bankruptcy. Possibly even legal charges, if you misrepresented your financial situation to your broker.In other words, get off 4chan, and reach out to some professionals who know what they're doing.
Against my better judgement I am rolling on Intel earnings.>>61183039Here's he is. He says Mudkip if you push the button on his foot
