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Test your Investment 10/23/25(Thu)11:21:32 No.61182842

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Test your Investment Anonymous (ID: qz/wUmmx) 10/23/25(Thu)11:21:32 No.61182842 Archived

I've invented a new test for ANY investment. I call it the cult test. It goes like this. You fill in the blanks to the following statements, using answers relevant to your investment:

>_____ is our messiah.
>_____ are our angels/prophets.
>_____ will be our rapture.
>_____ are our demons/heretics.
>_____ is our devil.

Allow me to demonstrate using Gold:
>Peter Schiff is our messiah.
>????? are our angels/prophets.
>Hyperinflation will be our rapture.
>????? are our demons/heretics.
>????? is our devil.

Gold scores a 2/5. Not a cult asset! Probably a decent investment. Try it out! Post your results.

Anonymous (ID: wa02S7nG)
10/23/25(Thu)11:23:19 No.61182861

Anonymous (ID: wa02S7nG) 10/23/25(Thu)11:23:19 No.61182861

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>>61182842
>Peter Schiff is our messiah
Speak for yourself.

Anonymous (ID: A4Yjme+b)
10/23/25(Thu)11:24:07 No.61182868

Anonymous (ID: A4Yjme+b) 10/23/25(Thu)11:24:07 No.61182868

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>>61182842
lol gold is just money
no messiah or rapture needed

Anonymous (ID: qz/wUmmx)
10/23/25(Thu)11:29:53 No.61182912

Anonymous (ID: qz/wUmmx) 10/23/25(Thu)11:29:53 No.61182912

>>61182861
>>61182868
Fair points! I think to be as rigorous as possible, though, we have to lean into the cult score as much as we can without being too uncharitable. Think of it like an "upper-bound" on how cult-like the investment is. Peter Schiff is definitely a stretch, but I don't think hyper-inflation is. Try it with another asset!

Anonymous (ID: A4Yjme+b)
10/23/25(Thu)11:34:27 No.61182956

Anonymous (ID: A4Yjme+b) 10/23/25(Thu)11:34:27 No.61182956

>>61182912
>Satoshi is our messiah.
>Programmers are our angels/prophets.
>Hyperinflation will be our rapture.
>Nocoiners are our demons/heretics.
>Physical stuff/Reality is our devil.

Anonymous (ID: qz/wUmmx)
10/23/25(Thu)11:44:37 No.61183040

Anonymous (ID: qz/wUmmx) 10/23/25(Thu)11:44:37 No.61183040

>>61182956
Hmm decent. I'd say the "devil" needs to be an individual, though. So I'd bump it down to 4/5.

Maybe we should score out of 6, and add
>_____ is our apocalypse.

Thoughts?

Anonymous (ID: A4Yjme+b)
10/23/25(Thu)11:48:30 No.61183074

Anonymous (ID: A4Yjme+b) 10/23/25(Thu)11:48:30 No.61183074

>>61183040
So if i would pick a devil for bitcoin cultists that would be the current head of the federal reserve.
The apocalypse would be Tether Holdings being nationalized, i guess.

Anonymous (ID: qz/wUmmx)
10/23/25(Thu)11:59:03 No.61183158

Anonymous (ID: qz/wUmmx) 10/23/25(Thu)11:59:03 No.61183158

>>61183074
Gary Gensler was a good candidate for devil, there for a while.

Here's my stab at real estate:
>Jerome Powell is our messiah.
>Real Estate Agents are our angels/prophets.
>Mass Immigration is our rapture.
>Mass Deportation is our apocalypse.
>Subprime Lenders are our demons.
>????? is our devil (maybe Jerome Powell again, kek).

5/6. Pretty high score for real estate!

Anonymous (ID: O/EMWG9f)
10/23/25(Thu)12:01:41 No.61183181

Anonymous (ID: O/EMWG9f) 10/23/25(Thu)12:01:41 No.61183181

>>61182842
>Peter Schiff is our messiah.
>junior miners are our angels/prophets.
>Hyperinflation will be our rapture.
>central bankers are our demons/heretics.
>JPM paper contracts is our devil.

easy 5/5

Anonymous (ID: A4Yjme+b)
10/23/25(Thu)12:07:25 No.61183229

Anonymous (ID: A4Yjme+b) 10/23/25(Thu)12:07:25 No.61183229

>>61183181
Irrelevant points. See >>61182868

Anonymous (ID: ilpD41e7)
10/23/25(Thu)12:17:14 No.61183308

Anonymous (ID: ilpD41e7) 10/23/25(Thu)12:17:14 No.61183308

>>61182842
Let's see:
Bitcoin
Satoshi
Hyperbitcoinization
Normies, women, fiatfags
Jews

Seems legit.