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>>61185312
God imagine the sweaty amphetamine fueled sex he and that fucking ugly nerd girl used to have

>>61185312
shouldn't have donated to the democrats

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For the number of people he fucked, celebrities, retirement funds, etc, I do not see a presidential pardon in his future. Even if he gets one, he'd have to look over his shoulder everywhere.

>>61185321
>God imagine the sweaty amphetamine fueled sex he and that fucking ugly nerd girl used to have
What do you think it smelled like?

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>>61185321
This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.