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I'm fucked my brain doesn't work anymore.

Post something that could work in 2025+
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>>61187033
mobile vehicular-based business
back yard dog shit picker upper
call it
the shitter getter
monthly / yearly subscription service
roll up in your shit van to subscribers' homes who let their dogs shit in their back yards
scoop
find some nearby company that needs shit, like fertilizer surpluses or landscaping outlet or greenhouse plant store
sell shit to them
??? + ???
I want 5% of gross sales in perpetuity.
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>>61187061
Honestly, anything dog related seems to be booming.
We could advertise to dog walker fags and white trash home owners who let their dogs shit in the yard.

Kind of iffy selling hot shit to garden supply could be a liability concern.

Not a bad idea I'll write this down.
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>>61187094
im serious about those royalties
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>>61187033
Make a runescape gold based stablecoin
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>>61187033
Burgers, but they are vegan.
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>>61187178
A vegan burger, but with meat in it so when your grilling vegan burgers with your friends your one carnivore friend can have one too and still feel like he fits in
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>>61187178
>>61187199
What about fruits and vegetables that look and taste just like the real thing, but they're actually made of meat?
Beyond Vegetables
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>>61187094
>scale and combine a mobile dog shit cleanup business, and a landscaping business
> get dozens of unemployable felons on 1099 min wage collecting all the dog shit and yard waste in the county
>compost it all and sell as organic fertilizer
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>>61187175
Imagine buying runescape bonds to hedge the gp price?
This might destroy fagex
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>>61187033
Not a new idea but I think it can still work today and in the future. Hear me out on this one:

Buy low, sell high



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