I'm fucked my brain doesn't work anymore.Post something that could work in 2025+
>>61187033mobile vehicular-based businessback yard dog shit picker uppercall itthe shitter getter monthly / yearly subscription serviceroll up in your shit van to subscribers' homes who let their dogs shit in their back yardsscoopfind some nearby company that needs shit, like fertilizer surpluses or landscaping outlet or greenhouse plant store sell shit to them??? + ???I want 5% of gross sales in perpetuity.
>>61187061Honestly, anything dog related seems to be booming. We could advertise to dog walker fags and white trash home owners who let their dogs shit in the yard. Kind of iffy selling hot shit to garden supply could be a liability concern. Not a bad idea I'll write this down.
>>61187094im serious about those royalties
>>61187033Make a runescape gold based stablecoin
>>61187033Burgers, but they are vegan.
>>61187178A vegan burger, but with meat in it so when your grilling vegan burgers with your friends your one carnivore friend can have one too and still feel like he fits in
>>61187178>>61187199What about fruits and vegetables that look and taste just like the real thing, but they're actually made of meat?Beyond Vegetables
>>61187094>scale and combine a mobile dog shit cleanup business, and a landscaping business> get dozens of unemployable felons on 1099 min wage collecting all the dog shit and yard waste in the county>compost it all and sell as organic fertilizer
>>61187175Imagine buying runescape bonds to hedge the gp price?This might destroy fagex
>>61187033Not a new idea but I think it can still work today and in the future. Hear me out on this one: Buy low, sell high