>-You see this, little brother? Bitcoin just hit another all-time high. Told ya. Sound money. Hardest asset on Earth. You could’ve been rich if you’d listened to me instead of playin’ with that government coin.>-Rick told me XRP was gonna be the one, Merle. Said it’s faster, cheaper, made for banks or somethin’. Figure the guy’s led us through worse than bear markets.>-Rick? Rick Grimes? What, he a financial advisor now? Man, that boy couldn’t keep a prison secure, and now he’s out here pumpin’ centralized scams? XRP’s like tradin’ your freedom for a shiny cage.>-Ain’t about freedom, it’s about utility. Rick said “use case,” and I like that word. Sounds like somethin’ that actually does somethin’. You ever tried sendin’ Bitcoin without waitin’ half a damn day?>-Oh, boo-hoo, mister “utility.” You sound like one of them YouTubers shillin’ coins from their mama’s basement. Ain’t about fast— it’s about trustless, permissionless, decentralized, boy. XRP’s got a CEO! That ain’t crypto, that’s fintech cosplay....
>>61190929>-So what, Bitcoin’s perfect ‘cause some ghost wrote it on a forum and vanished? Sounds like a cult to me. Least with XRP, I know who to blame if it goes south.>-That’s the whole damn point! No one to blame, no one to shut it down! You still think there’s a “CEO of money”? You sound like you’re investin’ in the DMV.>-Say what you want, Merle, but when the world flips, them banks’ll run on somethin’ like XRP, not your digital gold bars. Ain’t no apocalypse man tradin’ satoshis for crossbows.>-Listen, baby brother… when the grid goes down, all your XRP’s just a line in a database somewhere in Silicon Valley. Bitcoin? That’s digital steel. I could memorize twelve damn words and walk outta any wasteland with my wealth intact.>-You memorize twelve words? You barely remember your birthday.>-Don’t need to! Got it written down— tattooed on my leg!>-You tattooed your seed phrase on your leg? What happens when some walker eats it?>-…Then I guess that walker’s a whale.>[Both burst out laughing]>-Guess end of the world or not, don’t matter what we hold— long as we got somethin’ to believe in.>-Yeah. And I believe in 21 million, baby. Immutable truth. You can keep your banker coin.>-We’ll see who’s laughin’ when Rick retires early.>-If Rick retires early, it’s ‘cause he sold your bags, brother.
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my god this reads exactly how the conversation would go. spot on10/10, thanks anon
>he thinks crypto is worth anything in the zombie apocalypse
I enjoyed reading this
>>61191210>didn't buy land in Madagascar ngmi
>>61190929I wouldn't name my dog Satoshi.
>>61192371I understood that reference
