I bought beyond meat to celebrate at the top but now I have to eat it in a fucked up humiliation ritual
get chicken next time
>>61192303looks like cardboard, minced with mushrooms, soaked in onions sauce. literal slop with extra steps.
Why do burgers always eat they food with plastic fork and plastic plate?
>>61192319Yeah but its got fiberous grain
>>61192345your endocrine system is fucked
>>61192303Looks like alpo dog food
>>61192345Forgot picI'm starting to feel mildly sick so far
>>61192303Imagine losing your ass in the market and then eating reconstituted garbage flavored like rotten meat. We truly are the creators of our own hell.
I don’t even think I’d make my worse enemies eat that shit
>>61192364kek good thread
>>61192364>I'm starting to feel mildly sick so farFuck that made me snort. Mildly sick is the starting point.
>>61192569It has a weird textureI don't want it in my body anymote
>>61192624It eats the 'meat' or it gets the dips again
>>61192345gl on the IBS
>>61192303absolutely goyim coded
you don't have to do this.
>>61192303>plastic fork>plastic plate>plastic foodI kneel slopGOD
>>61192303lmao. Good luck OP. Looks like woodchips, but also looks like it tastes like rodent ass
>>61192303Over processed slop, tofu is better vegan food
>OP samples the inedible poison goyslop OP be sure to post in this thread or make one to let us know you are still alive tomorrow.
>>61192303kekbro cooked a plate of fake meatmeat is an ingredient, who eats meat like dat
I have realized a loss of $8900 on this. This is my idiot tax and tuition.
>>61192303that looks fucken disgusting
Explain the logic of what drives someone to invest in a disgusting fake meat company over literally any tech megacap for example
>No post by OP in hours.RIP
>>61192319it's actually made from pea protein not zoii but the "fat" is canola oil making it shit and unhealthy. avoid.
>>61192303If you're cooking for yourself please use real plates, anon.
>>61193442top 10 sentences americans can't understand
>>61192303>>61192364Grim...
>>61192303It's pea protein. Why are you trying to cook it like real meat? Where's the rest of the stuff that goes along with it like eggs or lettuce in a wrap? You might as well post in /ck/ with all the other shitty chefs they have in there.
That shit is pricey too. Just get tofu or something. I'm not vegetarian, but buy tofu sometimes because it's a cheap decent protein.
>>61193508guys on 4chan get really mad at meat alternatives because they think its oppressing them
>>61193515tofu has almost none of the same amino acids as meat. categorizing them both as nutritional protein is a misnomer. you cannot build muscle even with a truck full of tofu amino acids
>>61193990thats because you need creatine nigger
>>61192303get shitaki mushrooms next time.
I thought ramen was bad food. Geez you have won the food award.
>>61194007no, dipshit. Carnitine, CarnosineTaurineAND Creatineare all completely absent in onions. STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61192303some taco bell would have been better, or anything else, every time my npc gets a small pump, I celebrate by eating ramen, It's comforting and also a good way to celebrate
>>61192303lol/lmao. eat the dogfood. good goy
It just tastes like tofu. I remember trying some out of curiosity and remember being really disappointed. Vegetarians have really low standards.
