Is there a profitable way to beat slots at the casino? It seems like all you need to do is minimize your losses until you hit the jackpot
>>61197777jackpot digits checked kek noice
>>61197777you take a crow bar and a ar16 and hold the casino up while breaking into the slot machinesthat's the only way to win at these otherwise you'll lose everything you ownbe sure to scream "FUCK I LOST EVERYTHING IM READY TO GO OUT SHOOTING!!! FUCK!!!" when you go there with your ar15 and crowbar, itll make people think you're crazy
>>61197777Checked. Nice work.
>>61197777Rotate around slots. Don't sit at just one
>>61197809That only works maybe if you're a nigger in Atlanta, otherwise you'll get your ass in jail
>>61197862well faggot you asked and i gvae you a real answerthere is no winning at slotsits jew math designed to make you lose in the long rungo ahead, play some and get lucky hit a 10000x early and cash your $10,000 out. The jew knows you'll give 10x back over time (likely soonish after that due the dopamine wearing off fast)take advice from someone who lost easily 100,000 plus dollars over a couple years on a SHIT SKIN website i wont even promote/name beacuse the BIGGEST jew faggot ever owns it and should off himselfdont play slots
>>61197777The world is now a casino and yeah extreme violence is the only way to profit.
>>61197869holy fuck dont fucking reply to me and say >well i'd cash out and never play againyou aren't a real gambler thenGAMBLERS play until they own nothing, that's what a real gambler does. They LOVE gambling winning or losing, its not about the money. It's about the dopamine that will FUCK YOU RAW in the end. Seriously kid, take my advice. Stay the fuck away from them if you know whats good for you.
just replying once more so i hvae four posts on this thread in total because i have ocd about even numbers
>>61197882>well i'd cash out and never play againI was about to say this, I'm a euro roulette chad gambler myself but this isn't about gambling is about winning money, what's even the incentive to play slots? seeing a bunch of cherries align? fuck that>>61197878>poo ID
>actually look at the games>see which ones have bonuses>see which ones have the bonuses closer to triggering than other machines>sit down at that machine>max bet
>>61197869Why isn't it fraud to design a game of chance where it's mathematically impossible to win? If you did it in the stock market you would go to prison.
>>61197777Go to the blackjack table.
>>61198226because it makes a lot of money and you can win if you know how to quit, but news flash if youre a real gambler "quitting" isn't in your vocab. cool i won a 1000x today? I'm looking for a 10000x.Cool i won 10000x? I'm looking for a max win.cool i got my first max win after 3 years of losing hundreds of thousands of dollars? I think i'll try to chase those hundreds of thousands backit's a never ending cycle and the suicide rate is extremely high for gambling addicts, it's not talked about a lot because the gambling jew gods won't allow it. Not even /x/ posting, i know my shit.
I was sat behind a group of degenerate Americans discussing gambling recently and the fat Hispanic among them observed quite accurately that the Chinese are the only race to win in American casinos. Perhaps you should become Chinese
>>61197777Checked. Perfect numbers for this thread.
>>61197777If you have a strong enough aura you can influence the RNG of the machines to your favour. Start to meditation, semen retention and aura max now and you can bend the fabric of reality to your will.
>>61197777We had these at the mall and in grocery stores when i was a teenager. You needed to hang around and wait until people put in enough money so the machine was ready to dispense some cash to have great odds of ending up on the positive
>>61198288You may be right but this strategy works better for bingo. Also holding around my semen in my balls is not going to give me superpowers lol. That sounds like sth a coping monk would say to feel better about his virginity
>be me>first time ever at casino>buy in is 20eur minimum put if you sign up the first time, you get an extra 30eur for free>go to slot machine, play 2 times and win 50eur>Went to casino bar with my 95eur and only ate and drank the expensive caviar and salmon topped sandwhich spreads and drank 5eur cocktails>they cost 1eur each so the casino was clearly loosing out on them >rest of the evening was just me eating and drinking insane amounts of caviar and salmon while watching my friends loose money>guy at the casino bar was seething the whole time10/10 experience would do again
>>61197785>>61197777Put me in the screencap.
>>61199845Losing*
>>61197777>Is there a profitable way to beat slots at the casino?Just don't quit until you are in profit. The casino can't do anything against it.
>>61197777Looks like you wasted your luck on the Mongolian basket weaving forum.
>>61198237>and you can win if you know how to quit, but news flash if youre a real gambler "quitting" isn't in your vocab. cool i won a 1000x today? I'm looking for a 10000x.>Cool i won 10000x? I'm looking for a max win.This concept fucking haunts me to this day. My dad once severed multiple tendons in his right hand in an accident and had to rehab for 3 months at least. He was the only source of income in the household back then, and me and my brothers wouldn't find enough jobs in time to compensate the loss.My mom, a slots machine lover, knew we'd not last that long without resorting to a predatory loan and without saving what little money we had left like penny pinching jews, and yet she discovered online casinos one night and spent a measly 8 USD in one such site. Mind you, we had like 100 USD left.By a miracle, after like four hours of playing slots and right as she was about to run out of money, she won 6800 USD. Where we lived that was enough money to live well fed and with all our services paid for like 5 months (probably more if we kept the penny-pincher strat).>"Holy fuck mom we're saved! Please, PLEASE withdraw that money!" we beg her>"I will, don't worry", she's just as glad as we are>I actually help her transfer the money to her bank account>I go to sleep happyI wake up 8 hours later and go to the kitchen, and she's still standing next to the counter in the same position I last saw her in, glued to her phone playing slots. She transferred 3000 USD back and burned them trying to win big again. Naturally I attempted to ask her "why?" but she told me to fuck off.Two days later she got offended during an unrelated argument during dinner. In retaliation she burned the remaining 3800 USD at the slots once we went to sleep. We only found out because my brother saw her unlocked phone and looked at her transfer history.>"wtf mom?">"I could've made so much more money, I HAD to try!"Then we had to get the loan and dad went back to work a month early.
>>61200290sounds right
The seed for the random number generator is usually the time. Make that if what you will.
>>61199799Semen retention when paired with dopamine detox does wonders. You are fudding yourself out of increasing your aura because you are a coomer. When you do eventually have sex after a proper retention it feels as good as it did when you were a teenager going at it for the first time. The secret is not to waste your retention on just some average hoe but the woman you think will be your life time partner
>>61197777I have literally never gambled in my life. Only been in casinos with others so that they can drink. I didnt really pay attention but it seems right off the bat slots and any machine are fixed. Forget that. I'm a trader so I again, assume you treat the higher tier cards games with the same risk management. Asymmetric risk/profit. Only bet a certain percentage of your starting funds based on the winning payout so that you can lose 1 or 2 games but the pay out is 3x your starting percentage so 1 win will negate 2 loses. Just know when to quit.
