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These will replace every phone on the planet within the next decade and it hasnt been price in yet.
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>>61199650
>just look like sweetchuck bro
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>>61199650
people pay for surgery to not wear glasses.
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didnt the trannies from goog already try this?
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>>61199650
I remember Google glass
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lol what a scam
same bullshit like vegan meat or electric cars
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>>61199650
Nah they’re going to find out (they already know) wireless rf signals cause cellular damage and cancer. All wearable wireless tech is doomed unless they can figure out how to fix that.
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I would have to try them before making any decision on that
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>>61199691
i can sell you my evaluation copy for 999 dollarinos
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>>61199650
When google releases theirs theyve showed off at their last tech event ill probably get a pair with prescription lens.

The china ones are often too cheap to have proper AR And those Raybans Meta ones are jokes. Horrifically limited camera,gay frames, a moronic wrist control system on their premium model and the apps are fucking embarassing since theyre obssessed about not holding hands with either google or apple.
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>>61199650
no and never. This thing looks like shit. Also AR is just a useless gimmick, like vr and not really needed
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>>61199801
the google one doesn't even reach 2h battery life in real life
complete joke
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>>61199650
Alright, let me know when I can clip the projector to my own glasses instead of looking like Prof Farnsworth.
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>>61199688
Lmao
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>>61199664
I wanted google glass to be a thing soo bad. Lets see how these turn out, if they add the neura band like ur pic to the oakley frames im game
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>>61199650
Just wear your wallet on your face bro.
Just wear your email, crptos and all your digital assets on your face bro.
No one is going to take your glasses bro.

Imagine using your wallet as a hat. The same thing here. Robbery has never been easier.
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>>61199650
I don't want this i want a valve frames with porn captain hardcore the latest version
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>>61199688
>unless they can figure out how to fix that.
We already have the tech for that. The hard part is the artists figuring out how to not make it look like ass, but they already failed with the current design so who cares? And bonus points for it making it harder to steal if its wired to you
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>>61199650
maybe if they shrink the tech to contact less size that is almost invisible but not those ugly big ass glasses that make you look like a moron.
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No one wants to wear glasses that make you look like a faggot. It will never be a thing because anyone with a brain would be annoyed by having an irl HUD lol

Captcha: AAAGK
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>>61199650
Bait.
>neuralink
is the next iPhone.
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every company is gonna have phone glasses not just meta you gay nigger
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>>61199650
zuck has a critical lack of rizz
these dry my pussy
the only company I see pushing this crap with any level of success is snapchat and I give them a 15% chance
there's just no way to wear these and not look like a retard
I don't see AR being a thing until corneal implants are mainstream
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>>61199650
yeah this has been the next big thing (along with phones that fold/unford) for 15 years now
stop getting duped
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>>61199650
Nobody other than the tech bros hocking them wants them.
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>>61201478
>Dude just drill a hole in your skull and let this machine attach wires to your brain
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>>61199838
Anon they havent put anything definite down about the final features of the glasses. As of now Android XR only truly exists definitively for those bulky headsets. The glasses are still experimental.

Even if it was just 2 hours anyway you dont always need them on.

>>61199824
ARs got its usage for coordination but desu the main draw of these is the camera more than the GTA minimap.
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>>61199650
Kek is this a humiliation ritual? To look like an indian goober?
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>>61199650
They have to look like picrel for me to consider.
But honestly having OBS's replay buffer on these glasses is something more essential than water for me.
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>>61199688
>google glass
>facebook whatever the fuck it is
>ray ban shades
THREE FUCKING CHANCES
NONE OF THEM STILL GOT IT RIGHT
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Nah they’ll never be popular cause u can’t use them lying down in bed
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I AM FORGOTTEN
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>>61202697
Less forgotton and more like scrapped
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>>61199657
some people, i like my glasses
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they've been saying this for 15 years
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>>61202667
>NONE OF THEM STILL GOT IT RIGHT
Remarkable grammar. Well done.
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>>61199650
>car accident rates skyrocket
lol the future is so fucking gay, i want to go back
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>>61202843
It appears you have never been a person raised in the city, nor have you ever explored the narratives or language of someone misguided or less intelligent than thou
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>economy reliant on mindless consumerism
>credit cards maxed out
>businesses like google are gleeful about putting people out of work using ai
so who is going to buy the gaygle eyescanner?
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>>61202762
Yea, scrapped because they look fucking retarded. Also, who wants big tech companies to record your life in first person? What an invasion of privacy that would be..
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>>61199650
bro check this out
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>>61203003
Smart glasses with recording are a huge legal liability to begin with they wouldnt be that stupid. Besides at least in my personal case I dont give a fuck. Id mostly be using these things to make PoV sex recordings with hookers.
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>>61199650
I was dicking around with them in best buy today, and I just don't see it. I mean yea they're novel and seem pretty cyberpunk but I couldn't see myself integrating them into everyday use. I don't see any advantage to being able to set memos, take calls, or listen to music on glasses instead of my phone. The AI integrated translator seemed pretty useful if you were traveling abroad, or if you wanted to take creep pics in public without anyone noticing, but other than that nah.
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>>61203252
> was dicking around with them in best buy today,
The ones in the OP arent the Meta ones they are Xiaomi and I dont believe they sell those at bestbuy
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>>61199851
>t.
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>>61203307
they're essentially the same thing no?
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>>61199650
God no, I would never and many people feel the same. Google glass and Apple vision failed for a reason
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>>61202660
I wouldn't wear those ugly things even with cool tech in them
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>>61199650
glasses get scratched really easily. No one will want to replace the lenses every year.
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Everybodies posture is going to get so much better after we get these. I'm in the shape of a "C" right now scrolling on my phone in bed. I'm imagining what it would be like if I could just lay my head on my pillow and look forward to use 4channel.
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>>61199650
Why would I want to look like Skrillex. It isn't 2011 anymore
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No one wants to wear glasses especially if they look this shitty. People rather get eye surgery to fix their bad eyes.
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>>61199650
google the ad king would like to serve ads directly to your vision at all times yes, but getting everybody onboard is going to be difficult, better luck with AR experiences that don't require glasses tech that is nowhere near close to viable (battery, heat, comfortability, price, style) are all real obstacles before mass adoption
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>>61199650
enjoy your brain tumor
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>>61199688
Just microwave your eyeballs. Ever hold an old Nokia near your eye? You can feel a call coming before your phone rings.
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>>61202660
nice onions glasses lmao
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>>61199650
>fries your brain with wireless
kek no thanks
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>>61204837
Good point
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I'm going to argue that this is the right path. But instead of glasses, it will be contact lenses.
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>>61199650
they're getting very close imo. maybe 2 or 3 more iterations and they should be at where they need to be to succeed
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>>61199650
If this ever becomes a genuine thing I'm opting out of Western civilization and will go live and smoke weed in Jamaica or wherever for the rest of my days.
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>>61199650
No
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>>61199650
creep glasses, get away from me weirdo
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>>61199650
its inevitable once the tech gets there (slim/light enough for full day battery)
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>>61202126
>to your coombrain
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>>61199650
Nah, until the sci fi faggots with their infinite wisdom and R&D bucks can be reasoned with nobody will wear those things given how bulky they are.

They just need to give up and place the majority of the processing either on a smart watch or a phone that tethers to the glasses. That is the only acceptable trade off people want when using this.

The closest example you will see is pic rel. Were just not there yet in terms of optimization.
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>>61204888
where would the battery be? or does the contact lense explode if it overheats, just like a phone does? in that case, who pays the medical bill?
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>>61204872
The people who would buy this shit already have fried brains. At least you'll be easily able to spot the goy cattle, even more so than now.
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>>61199650
A) looks like shit
B) anti-screen usage movement will soon gain traction, just you watch



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