how does one land this gig?
>>61200084Be old
>>61200118And do nothing
>>61200084Be native born in Japan in the late 1960'swork your way up through the ranks in some useful industry.simple as.
>>61200084what when this becomes 51 %? will japan collapse?
>>61200084Start working in HR
>>6120008490% of American companies have this lmaoSometimes the old fucks are so technologically retarded they actively cost the company money and entire teams are devoted to fixing their fuckups and nobody is allowed to say it openly
>>61200084that's 99% of employees in every company ever
>>61200084They are called bosses.Also most big companies have that guy who is close to retirement to expensive to fire doing almost nothing
The next question should be what percentage of american companies have women or indian employees who are actively destroying the company from the inside out
>>61200192The japanese economy runs a massive current account surplus which is based on shoring profits from abroad. All these nip boomers are getting prompted up by mutts, krauts, chinks, SEA monkeys and jeets
>>61200262Most mutt companies just fire old employees>>61200272Isn't firing penalty free in muttland?>>61200292100% like in all the west
>>61200262Whatever punk.Get back to work I need you to finish my TPS reports for me so I can go to my grandkids ball game.
>>61200130kek
>>61200262This. I was 1 of those guys. I hate boomers and Gen X so much it is unreal
>>61200614>"Wah, I have to work to earn money. What can't I just get green money from phoney crypto tokens"Tough shit crybaby. Get a job and earn your pay
>>61200084Eh better than America that has at least 50 over paid roasties that do nothing per company
>>61200434>prompted upPropped?ESL turd worlder.
>>61200118>>61200130hate that this made me chuckle
>>61200084same in america except its 49% of the entire company.
>>61200084Anon, Boeing has 25%+ old dudes when do nothing.It's wild.MOFOS be moving around in Walkers or Wheel chairs.
>>61200084You can't just get mystified by the existence of old people that do nothing. You have to look at how they got there in the first place. It's probably some combination of being highly respected due to accomplishments or relationships, mixed with some aspects of japanese culture.>>61200442It's not penalty-free. If you aren't careful in building a case for firing a person, which can take months, they can hit you with a wrongful termination suit. Granted, the DOL in the US is quickly evaporating so maybe such protections will be less of a factor in the near future.
>>61200084Get a security clearance and work for a defense contractor
>>61200084I was him. It's not so great. You sit and wonder why the bosses are handing all of the work you used to do to other people. Everyone around you resents you for being there. No one talks to you, no one goes to lunch with you.
>>61204208>No one talks to you, no one goes to lunch with you.This is a perk.
>>61200084>cant fire you from law>dont give you anything to do>waiting for you to do something that counts as misbehavior like browsing webpage privately, so that they can fire you>all you can do is just sitting 8 hours doing nothingits the endtorture game of a waveslave.nothing to brag about
>>61200084haha lmao this is my actual jobmy dad owns the company that I currently work onnobody lets me do any meaningful work, just endless random errandsthe hours suck and the pay isn't something to write home aboutbut since being the heir apparent, I can't just go AWOLso how's your life going /biz/?
>>61200084>>61200118Sometimes, When a company has been running for a long time you need something like a company historian that understands why which decisions were made at each time and can actually give context to why the comapny went that direction at the time.
>>61200084>85% of statistics on the internet are made up
im becoming such a nipponphile, i want japanese pussy so bad and I dont know why. Am I being propagandized to move to japan and dilute the demographics?
>>61205605Living in Japan blows if you're not full on retiring there (or at least like a winter home style 2nd base). Definitely would not stick around during their summers or work there
>>61200442You are obsessed with Americans
>>61205605stop glowing
>>61200084Get a lot of hard to obtain certifications and stay long enough for them to realize that training a new joiner would be more expensive.
>>61200084>Old men who do nothing America:|>Old men who do nothing Japan:0
>>61205232You're being soft fired retard, Why aren't looking for your job
