Tesla is le BACK edition >>61205681 >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
Now they are also tryng those jumps
I'm up $3 on my puts!
Silver killed me halp
>SCHD and SCHY up 0.25% and 0.33%
CODX
No previous thread hyperlink? Oof op. So caught up in pushing your own agenda you forgot to be a decent baker
REEs killed me help
>>61206747you're just blind desuuu
>>61206720>getting absolutely HEEMED YTD by VOO or VTI
still holding SOXS
>Nasdaq up 56% in 6 monthsok
>>61206717Never buy silver. Always buy gold. I remember this story where WW3 was coming so everyone started hording all the gold. But the nuclear weapons made much of the metal in the world radioactive. People would salvage precious metals from destroyed cities. So gold ended up having no value because so much of it was radioactive.
>>61206754>the etf that is tilted towards value is currently under performing the etf's that are tilted towards growth I don't retire for 20+ years. I'm fine with this.
>>61206766Whats a good inverse NASDAQ ETF?
>>61206770baggie copeyou could move all that into VOO, let it ride for 15 years and then slowly DCA into SCHD with minimal tax implications.
>>61206785SOXS
>>61206786You don't seem to understand how value investing works. You don't go for growth now and then alpha later. It would be going for alpha now and then growth later if you were a growth fag
>>61206767That story is retarded.
InshallahTMF BROS WE ARE BACK
>>61206770you have better options babe. i want to take care of you.
>>61206692I'm afraid I'm making too much money, is the IRS going to come after me?
How can I buy hgraf my broker doesn't have it?
A Mexican kid in my masters program just told me to “Go back to Europe” because I had to stop him from accidentally producing a poison gas and harming the entire building.>he got expelled for his stupidityI am actually thinking about bailing on this country and letting brown people hold my bags. I don’t have to live in America to benefit from the stock market.Also buy TMF
>>61206800value investing is a way to barely outpace inflation
>>61206770>don't retire for 20+ years. I'm fine with thiswhy would you be fine with that?
>>61206806It makes sense though. If lots of metal in radioactive cities is contaminated then it wouldn't have much trade value. People aren't dumb. Not like geiger counters are going to be a common thing in the post apocalypse. But when you get sick you will know.
>forgot the dollar index was a thing>the dollar stopped losing value a few months ago
What the fuck is this gay nigger market doing?Go down.Holy shit.
>>61206848We just got bullish news
>>61206848As inflation goes up so too will prices
>>61206848noenjoy your fiat get burned every day by the absolutely correct no way manipulated (((3% inflation))))
>>61206848line only goes up blud
>>61206835Because the alternative is gambling and I have loved ones who depend on me
WHAT THE FUCKGO DOWNYOU GAY NIGGER FAGGOTS
>>61206865WDC is going down....
>>61206844DXY makes the tech bubble look fucking savage holy shit, imagine losing 15% of your purchasing power on top of 80% of your asset values damn
>>61206848Kys bobo
>>61206860putting it into a growth index fund, even at ATH, is not gamblingin fact, SCHD has a higher premium then a vast majority of S&P index funds. you're paying Schwab to barely outperform inflation lol
>>61206844it typically declines during bull markets though, shows strength in bad times. couldn't tell you exactly why though. but the bounce of .88 in 2018 was a sign of bad times coming. it's a good thing when it drops, benefits domestic manufacturers and exporters, and it doesn't seem to have an effect on inflation either.
>>6120684815% healthy correction over 2 daysin 2 more weeks
>>61206712That is a satisfying portfolio. I should go all in something and hope for +10%
>QCOM pumps on rivaling NVDA>NVDA/AI data center is propping up the entire bull run >NVDA is also pumping just because lmao
>>61206860>loved ones who depend on metell me more
>>61206848>>61206865Why the fuck would the market go down on positive news about US-China trade talks? Are you daft?
>>61206897because it went up on negative news about US-China trade talks previously
>>61206897Because the talk they are using indicates there is no trade deal.
IWM is nonsensical
>>61206894Actually, NVDA seems to have dumped on the news, but then just recovered, lollmao
>jpmorgan's new skyscraper is open 24/7 and bankers can order coffee straight to their desksnow this is kino
The pumping will continue until normies start selling their cars and houses to free up more capital for their RH account
>>61206767Your story is so retarded it made me buy more silver
>>61206897We shouldn't even be up here. We've pumped 3 times now at least on this. May, July and now.
>>61206933I heard a ton of people warning that these auto loans are being bundled like the sub prime mortgages to investors but who is buying them?Like where the hell do I buy these retarded car loans
>>61206936Its about rate cuts and qt ending. Nobody cares about the trade deal. There are gaps on spy at 672 and 677 that will likely get filled soon when trump tweets something stupid in the near future
>>61206941bank to bank for now chudbut don't worry, you will get the opportunity to buy the dogshit pile of them
>>61206824If a beaner talks shit just remind him his entire "race" are half breed rape babies
>in this era of unbelievable technological and organizational progress i will choose to ignore it all and call everything a bubblewhy are bears like this? is it some sort of psyop or demoralization campaign that has influenced their weak minds?
FUCK PRECIOUS METALS AND MINERS AND FUCK THEIR GAY ASS SHILLS
>>61206927>Walk into the JP Morgan skyscraper at 3 AM>"Yes, 1 coffee please"HolyFuckingKino
>>61206946apparent yeah its just pension funds and banks
I outperform SPY but not Nasdaq composite
Is the Albanian AI minister getting pregnant with 83 children at once bullish or bearish for the international market?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IWM YOU STUPID RUSTLER 2000 FUCKING GO UP NOW!!!!!!I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MY CALLS 2 MINUTES AFTER BUYING THEM WHEN THEY WERE GREENBLOODY FUCKING!!!!!!!AT THIS RATE ILL BE TOO BROKE TO YOLO INTO SEAGATE
>>61206982Is that why Shkreli is fudding Quantum?
>>61206824Burgericans not welcome. Go to Canada or go suck trap dicks in Thailand for all I care. Fuck off.
>>61207000Yeah, yeah, we all know you prefer to suck Muslim dicks
>ON
>>61206972>>61206946>>61206941You can just buy an asset backed ETF. There were a couple on the market that had exposure to Tricolor for example.
>>61206966no proven profit no demand to pay for the capex
>>61207000>NOOO A FEW THOUSAND EDUCATED WHITEEEE PEOPLE>WEEE NEED MORE MUSLIMSI’ll come for your own good.
high numbers of /pol/tards in /smg/ is a top signal like no other
>>61206966Not a bear and I'll ride this capex wave but if there aren't any returns on the capex eventually then it could possibly just be a bigger version of the Metaverse bs where Zuck just spent a load of cash for nothing.
>>61207026>NOOO YOU CAN'T BE RACIST AND MAKE MONEY BECAUSE..welll...BECAUSE YOU CAN'T
All news is good news for the economy. There is no event that could cause the market to fall under any circumstances.
>>61207026True. Remember when they said tariffs would be good for the economy and then USD and the market proceeded to fall off a cliff. I member Kek.
>>61207026Saar?Trump tweets and observations on day to day life matters greatly in the market. Just because someone is correctly racist about something doesn’t mean you get to sperg out.
>>61207026no, it means we have more to go. fascism is a reaction to poverty and humiliation, which is why it arose in weimar germany.
>>61207026I'm actually /mlpol/ and I'm going to cum inside Rainbow Dash harder than ever before
>SOFI basically crabbing throughout the monthMaybe I should just sell after earnings regardless of the result.
>>61207037I remember, this >>61207032 retard doesn't because he's a /pol/tard arriving late to the party.
AnywaysGOLD BROSNONONONO
>>61206995That's probably the reason yeah
>>61207013There's no way I'll go near those but it's just really funny because the only thing that will happen is that a few banks will get fucked
>>61207064You won’t do shit
>>61207063Exactly correct. It makes me chuckle when chicken little see’s subprime and thinks instantly that means the market is going to collapse.
>>61207006Sorry, but the last time I landed in your country, I thought the pilot made a mistake and landed in Africa. I swear 1 out of 2 people were brown.
>>61207053I do remember because I said that tho
RIP to the anons who bought GDX instead of QTUM>>61207064>I’m break they jaw
>>61207081So why are you trying to leave the based survivors to die?
>The U.S. Department of Energy has formed a $1 billion partnership with Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) to construct two supercomputers that will tackle large scientific problems ranging from nuclear power to cancer treatments to national security.1 (one) billion? I thought the US government was rich
What the fuck is this gay nigger market doing?It gapped up 2 days in a row without closing the gap?Speculation on a deal does not mean there is a deal.I FUCKING QUIT
>>61206785SQQQ
>>61207006What's the difference, you are both circumsized.
>>61207092>”whites and East Asians are the only groups that can save the wo-“>”SAAR THE INTERNET COMPUTER DONT WORK PROJECT IS FAILURE”calling it
>>61207075https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Qv3eJEPAA3M
>>61207095see you tomorrow
>>61207061There is enough cum in my balls to divide equally amonst all of the ponies, but I can't do that because it would be CUMMUNISM
What do you guys think of dividend KANG EPD?Their earnings are coming.Literally the ultimate in compounding yield technology.
>>61206848Trying to keep up with inflation.
>>61207095Wait until you see the pump when there is a dealor the consolation pump where there isnt
>>61207081Funny, I thought the same in Paris and Berlin
>up another $5ki dont need more money. what i need is beef chuck roast to go on sale.
My KLAC's and LRCX's are doing very good sars
Generational bottom.Fit to be spanked.
>>61207157MILFssssHNNNNNNNNGGGGGG GIMME NOOOW
Is SOXS going to zero? Perhaps it will be delisted.
>>61206824christ i just finished college and I have no intentions of going back for a masters, these are the kinds of stories that make me remember to work hard so I don't have to go back to school. reminded me of a graduate teaching assistant I worked with who did his undergrad in Afghanistan or something and he forgot to hand out half of the test papers when we were proctoring kek
>anon, we've seen your posts on /smg/ and would like to have a word with you, please step into my office
is there a good way to measure how much your losses offset taxes on gains
>>61206692Just another day of shit & piss 500 holders, 7 fig fags unite.
>>61206907Bad news is good newsAlso good news is good newsAnd no news is good news
>>61207170Just take all of your money and long it on 0dte TQQQ options. You'll be up 500% in 2 weeks.
>>61207172>meanwhile in the tower of Sauron
The market is over valued by 100%
This shit actually looks like they wanna go higher even today
>>61206860anyhow i find this hard to believe. you're just a baby yourself, and with the time you spend on 4chan and traveling, i don't think there's much truth to it. i do wonder what you mean by it, and why you think everything is gambling except for buying also-ran legacy companies. then again i had some bad ideas when i was younger too. i didn't have anyone to guide me though. i want to help you see the truth and change your ways, and you can depend on me babe.
>>61207037>Muh tariffs bad>Proceed to hit new aths every week for the next 6 monthsYou are one dumb nigger
>>61207193I mean I want a family one day. risking my investments when I'm young is foolish
I’m a warrior nigga!I’m a monster!Every punch does damage!
>>61207202i want one too. and if i had taken more risks when i was younger i'd be able to provide even more. but that's neither here nor there. i can take care of you. it's not money that's our obstacle.
>>61207172Never visit a banker in a high rise. That's just asking to be pushed out a window. You want to learn my trading secrets you come visit me at waffle House at 3 am
Every bull is a dumb anal cunt
>>61207151Best I can do is beef sneed roast But in all seriousness I agree, the price of foods and especially red meats is out of fucking control. At least gasoline is okay but I'm not a car. Beef below 4 bucks a pound seems like never ever at this point. Fucking I might be happy to see it drop under six.
>TSLA +5,7%Holy fuck is this shit retarded. If at least something else was pumping
>>61206692I bought february calls in defense and oil tankers. let's see if orange man siezes venezuala
>>61206823Open an account on another broker?You only use one place?
High beef prices are bullish for AQB buy buy buy
I'm up big on leveraged etfs and wondering if I should trim and wait for a pull back on them, or just add more to my position if they do pullback
>>61207202High risk is more viable when you're still young, you consolidate and accept lower volatility in both directions when you're getting ready to actually use the funds you've built up.
Talk about Tesla you smiggersThis is Tesla general
slurp hgraf now or stay poor forever
>>61207092When an actual sale comes in, price hardly moves. opposite days on the nickelodeon market
>>61207247I JUST FUCKIN DID; WHAT THE FUCK DO YO UWANT FROM US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>61207134remember not to panic sell when, 3 days afterwards, orange nigger randomly has another meltie and threatens 6000000% tariffs. it'll be back to normal by the end of the week
>>61207157What is this comfy place and who is the whore with the cow butt?
>>61207259Yeah, I just saw itYou are a good anonFOMO’d in
>>61207261Panic buy when the market starts dropping, then sell into success works every time
>>61207247Elon wont get his pay package. Chinese cars will be imported tariff free to USA in 6 months. The black youtuber guy loves them so do zommers. Elon's X is shit and toxic grok will only make pedo videos. Starlink is cool, spacex will have a catastrophe one day that wont be priced in.until then tesla to 1000
>>61207270* now post that you FOMO’D in
>>61207223But I don't want to get shot by feral niggers.
im bag holding bynd. its ogre for me if it doesnt pump
bullish on WEN
I'm so tired of this gay nigger market ignoring all the bad news.
>>61207284We all fucking warned you You stupid dumb Reddit faggot
>>61207284Why do you niggers do this to yourself I'll never understand
>>61207284>>61207294>>61207297Taking loss fast is a really important skill.
>>61207282no
>>61207225ground beef is under $4 a pound where im at
>>61207281You still think tesla is a car company? Thats why you dont understand why it keeps pumping and try to short it at loss?
should I start selling my SOXL bags? christ I bought these around $60 a share...
Does anyone here deposit their regular income directly into their brokerage and live out of margin? I've seen a few different yt channels tracking this, but it seems like it would only make sense to start at the tail end of a bear market
ya gotta love nvideo computer, ya just gotta!
>>61207302Agree but so is learning to hold until you go green.
>>61207284sunk cost fallacy, very cool
>>61207247
>>61207309What I don't understand is why Tesla doesn't use all its awesome manufacturing technology and knowledge of batteries and electrical motors to build a nifty little hybrid that gets 60 mpg and that anybody can afford. It would sell like hotcakes.
>>61207313Looks like it'll triple top desu>>61207322This is the most dangerous because it sometimes works. Depends a lot on the timeframe though. I am really focusing on learning short term day trading specifically.
>>61207325Holy fuckballs. That's worse than AMD.
is it a good idea to short indices right now since they're ATH? or will I get spit roasted by orange man and winnie the pooh?
>>61207196Keep coping MIGA tard.
It's over.
>>61207337yes very good idea, short with all you have bro
>>61207283You better learn how to buck break before a pack of wild niggers that don't recognize you as their owner shows up on your porch nignogging about food stamps
SOXLbros, we're up bigly! when we selling?
>>61207326They silently announced the model 2 in earnings report tho for 15k apparently Also do you see a cheap Mercedes? Dogshit A class starts at 40k euros here
>>61207338Flat dollar and all time spy highs? What am I coping about exactly? This is what I voted for
Anyone holding snowflake, XYZ or cloud flare? When are you selling?
We're in the Krugman Has Gone Too Far™ timeline. The market is going to retard pump until the very moment China invades Taiwan and Russia invades the Baltics. Then the entire US carrier fleet is going to get hypersonic'ed and reality will set in about how we wasted all our time and resources chasing AI meme bubble instead of preparing for WW3.
>>61207344Right now you God damn nigger.Right now is the high.Are you fucking blind?
>dumps 2 1/2 points>instantly repumps 1 1/2>dumps 1/2>goes to sleep
>>61207342Ruralanon here: If rioting niggers come swarming up I5 in search of social justice my biggest problem will be figuring out which rifle to shoot them with.>>61207350I don't want a goddam plugin car. I want a hybrid.
What's the consensus on SOXL right now?I have been intending to keep holding, at least through Trump's meeting with Xi as I expect it to be positive. But I'm seeing a lot of nervous holders in here talking about selling now. Are they just panicans?
>>61207353>”Tariffs won’t devalue the dollar and tank markets”>”Heh I’m up 4% after the dollar tanked on tariffs, cope and seethe”Don’t check market returns under blue team, you might just rope
What's your favorite aftermarket earnings report for today? Do we have a BIG PUMP for today?
You guys think bitnigger has cuts already priced in?wondering if I should be grabbing more ibit calls
>>61207377I'm up 48% ytd. Best year ever. And I export so a weak dollar helps me sell more. Now I'm just waiting for trump to murder liberals in the street and declare himself king. Goddamn it's good to be a white fella
I cannot time anything today. Screw it. Placed a buy and I'm not looking at it anymore. What's with this flat line market?
>>61207383I'm waiting on the Big Five reporting in on Wednesday and Thursday, plus a possible rate cut on Friday, plus tens of millions of rioting nignogs over the weekend. Today and tomorrow are guaranteed nothingburgers. We're just coasting along waiting.
>>61207329It can be, but if you portion size according to risk level of the trade, it really should'nt bother you too much. Cash reserves and cash flow is an important foundation too. Whatever that help you cope with holding unrealized losses. Some time ago I went back and checked every loss I had and found that 8/10 would have been massive wins if I had just held. Not a guarantee of future performance but a reminder that you are mostly always trading against yourself.
>>61207392Stop day trading and start investing FFS. You will drive yourself to madness.
>>61207390Congrats on your gains. I’m sure your anecdotal experience will be reflected in the broad macro any minute now.
>>61207409Yes I'm sure spy will hit another ATH this week. Be sure to thank trump when it does.
>>61207405I made more day trading the last few months then my 5 year investments...
WERE GONNA BE SO FUCKING RICJ
>>61207414No thanks. I’ll prefer to dab on your peon level analysis some more while the dollar bleeds out. Tune in next month for more.
OH FUCK tomorrow is UNH.>UNHIS IT TIME?
How do I cope with everyone here rich except me
>>61207426The lower the dollar goes the more money American exports make. Bigger earnings for US business. Enjoy poverty nigger.
>>61207431Just buy and hold semis
>We're in the Krugman Has Gone Too Far™ timeline. The market is going to retard pump until the very moment China invades Taiwan and Russia invades the Baltics. Then the entire US carrier fleet is going to get hypersonic'ed and reality will set in about how we wasted all our time and resources chasing AI meme bubble instead of preparing for WW3.
you can only win
>>61207437True yeah, we can all work in sweatshops and be competitive with Vietnamese labor. The genius of trumpenomics never ceases to amaze kekw
Panicans stay losing
>>61207466I am hedged against this meme
ASST is about to fucking FLY
>>61207462I haven't held any long position since 2022I'm not winning you fucking anal kike
is FLWS the next ledditbrain meme play anons
>>61207458Here is proof of my US flag, AGAIN, and you're still going to be too much of a coward to post your Ukrainian flag, AGAIN. >>>/bant/23521311
You can just ask for a trillion dollars? Why did nobody think of this before?
As soon as the market opened today I bought puts and I'm down -$10,000I need this gay nigger market to go down
GO DOWN YOU GOD DAMN GAY NIGGER MARKETGO DOWNFUCK
Get into ASST immediately. Last call. All aboard.
>>61207506I bought 3 months out put spreads instead. There's no way I lose here, the gaps will be filled.
Markets are gonna get raped in 2026 with these fake retarded pumps.Private equity is the black swan.
>>61207506Why the fuck would you do that?
I'm making a little too much money today
>>61207506anon puts are insurance, consider them an administrative cost to prevent 50% drops in your portfolio. if you want to speculate and sell intraday then buy calls
Bought 1 more berk B share cause I feel it's a bit oversold today and 30 more BYDDY shares to increase my exposure a bit.
>>61207488/goes and looks at /bantJesus H Christ what a bunch of babbling bullshit.
>>61207528Everytime I comment like this is made someone is buying your bags. Post position and maybe you'll be taken seriously
>>61207506>US/China deal reached>Brazil trade talks started>Fed dovish on interest rates>Extremely positive earnings season>Buys putsWere you in a coma this weekend or something?
>>61207538Because you can't have multiple days of SPY gapping up without filling the gap down to the previous close you anal kike
can someone give me a ride i need to be some place (jp morgan hq)
>The race to launch ever-riskier leveraged ETFs in the U.S. is heating up>A trio of issuers filed with the SEC this month for permission to launch dozens of new leveraged funds, some offering to amplify daily returns of hot stocks like Nvidia by as much as 5 times
>Someone sold me their Tesla shares for 245 dollaridoos.KWABIB
>>61207559Anon you're about to be down $20,000.
>>61207516Not gonna happen this week unless the Big Five fuck up on earnings, and not gonna happen next week until after the rioting nignogs get in gear, if then. For all we know at this point the markets may be suffering from nigger fatigue and have already priced the cost of their predictable-and-oh-so-tedious shenanigans in.
>>61207506>I bought puts>Down $10000Didn't you fucking read the hype around the possible Trump deal on tariffs/rare-earth shit this weekend?? Of coarse markets would go up. Don't be dumb again anon.
>>61207569I took my loss and sold-$11,560
>>61207585good. have you at least learned your lesson?
>>61207560You can just make coffee at home anon
.SPY251028P681In 1.17Out 0.64220 contracts-$11,560
>>61207506
>>61207458Ukraine lost
>>61207581That's all fake and gay bullshit just trying to lure in gullible Mumus
The NAFO troon that's been raiding /smg/ with gore and off topic bullshit ***STILL*** won't post their flag. Extremely bearish indicator for the stock market.
I've experienced a lot of romantic anguish in my life and the older while remaining single the worse it gets. Right now I'm banking on AI hard takeoff ushering in cybernetic sex slime transcendence. If I can't find a lover, maybe I can wirehead myself out of my misery. Keep investing in the data centers.
And next pump in 1-2 mins
>>61207506Why do you do this to yourself? Its a bull market.
In 2022 I went all in NVDA and it went down from $300 to $90 and I lost huge and I never bought it again.This is before any of the AI bullshit came out.I'm so God damn fucking pissed.
This gay nigger bull market can’t last forever
>>61207694>t. all in on CSCO in December 1999
How to profit off the jamaican hurricane?
>>61207706buy stocks
>>61207675>That picAren't basically all of these except maybe the 40k one happening literally tight now all at once, just in separate echo chambers?
>>61207675Have you thought about meeting a heavy set chocolate woman to listen to jazz with?
>>61207710Which tho?
>>61207506Are you LARPing as a turbo-bear?If so, keep going, it's amusing and good for morale.
>>61207676Almost right on the NDX, there they are still going
>>61207458>that videothis is only going to make my porn addiction worse
>>61207697I bought apple calls in August for $1 then sold them for $1.50. A week later they were worth $30
Meh what a crappy day for me, I don’t got a real portfolio like you guys so missed the fun.I tried so hard to find a SNAP shutdown play but what the fuck there were literally zero puts at all on DG or PLTR or whatever that dollar tree ticker is. Then I checked Walmart and it’s so ridiculous like imagine spending 4500 with goes up 2.2% I’d lose 3k it would make me sick. My profit potential was like 1500 this week with potential for like 50k next week on a crash but as a low income trader I kinda think losing 50% of my account would make me feel worse than getting crazy gains. Also if nothing happens I might even lose 800.Ok sorry for the TED Talk but that is my follow up on what I did with my DG trade idea yesterday. Robinhood is so annoying how you can’t just SHORT.I can’t even make money on the prediction markets because November 5th shutdown is still 70 cents which is even more insane a gamble lolOk done venting.
>>61207506>inflation data came in below expectations>fed rate comingwhy did you think it would go down?
>>61207721No. Everybody here knows me.In 2022 I lost everything and ever since then I've trying to short this gay nigger market into the ground waiting for the next black swan.Every pump is fake and gay.
>>61207705>buying puts during a gorilla retard gigapumpThere are many kinds of bad decisions.
>>61207675For me it post scarcity post female mass technoreclusion.
>SPX literally going sideways for seconds
>>61207751>inflation rose even further above target by 0.1% less than expected, so we're cutting rates now
>>61207781the 2% target is literally a meme
IS THE FUCKIN MARKET AI GETTING WORSE BY THE HOUR?
>>61207758>In 2022 I lost everything>i am always wrong but i still believe in myselfthanks for playing
fuck me fuck me fuck me
>>61207787The dollar is a meme, and the entire world is going to dump it if this shit keeps up. That's how you get hyperinflation.
Basically a repetition of thursday AH + friday. Probably dump in 42 mins
Everytime I see one of these posts, the seething is palpable from brokies.
>>61207798I usually make $2000-$5000 a day on puts except for days like this where the market is irrational.
>tfw cucked myself out of over $100k by selling covered calls
>>61207801>inflation rate goes up by 0.1%>hyperinflation fear mongering its amazing how much they got in your head
>>61207825the CC options have to be wayyy OTM so you still mostly profit big
Fucked up and lost 5% today instead of making 5% because my greedy ass wanted more than "just" 5%
>>61207826rates were higher. And basically always except for 1-2 years or so higher than the inflation itself.
tesla cant break 6% :(((
>>61207801You're right and that's bullish. Remember, the market is a nigger. The eventual collapse is some other nigger's problem 15 minutes from now. It's not going to slow down investment.And when we get the 40% haircut, we'll bail them out, because it's the patriotic thing to do to save the economy. (((They))) dindu nuffin. Moral hazard is turbobullish.
I'm quitting trading SPY. It's untradeable. It gapped up 2 days in a row without going down to close the gap to the previous close.
>>61207855At least in the 70-90s, not after that
>>61207826>countries are going to continue to hold the US's dollar and treasury bags when they lose 30% of their value every 10 yearsFUCKING RETARD
>>61207842i still made a nice profit, oh well it's a lesson for next time. only sell CC that you are actually okay with being assigned on, don't keep rolling out and up
Technical analysis is a meme.Look at the market.There are no cycles.It makes no fucking sense.
>>61207675
The market will make a new high in 2 minutes because it's run by gay nigger faggots.
>>61207867>>61207896Give it after the fed meeting for all the overpriced bags to start dumping the market
>>61207877countries arent holding usd and treasuries as an investment but to keep their currency pegged to the usd at a current rate. so it they want the usd to buy/sell their own currency.
>>61207924Nobody is going to continue to do that when exposure to the dollar means inflation.
Market isn’t nearly high enough
>$AMZN Targets As Many As 30k Job Cuts, Beginning Tuesday – RTRS SourcesAAAAAAAAAAAAH WE NEED CUTS, 0.25% lower rates will fix this
>>61207939>inflation>3% omg its over. lol. Everyone will continue to trade with the US because its the largest consumer market out there.
>>61207309No but I think there are more advanced robotic companies and better self driving as well. So what do you have to say about that cultist?
just bought SPY and QQQfuck meme stocks
>>61207818Getting 500k in 10 years (max) is simple:>1)save some money >2)Use money to buy dipsYou'll KNOW when it's time to buy when everyone on /biz/ is panicking. It sounds easy but it's hard AF to go against the grain, but you MUST do it. Put everything you saved into the dip (buy 5% chunks from your total cash pile per week until you either run out or the dip ends)>3)sit and waitThis is also hard AF since it feels like it takes forever and the instant it doubles you want to sell.>4)sell when everyone is greedyYou know how delusional goldtards are acting recently? That's kind of behavior is the signal to sell.>5) rinse and repeatEvery year there will be some dip you can buy.>Don't gamble (no otm 0dte SPY calls, believe me it doesn't work)>Don't buy shitcoin rugpulls, if you see a dog or pepe stay away.Remember YOU have to go against the herd. Everyone will laugh, they'll post smug pepes about how much smarter they are but at the end of the day you'll be rich, and that's what matters.
>>61207820>usually makeNobody can make consistent large trades in any market. If you could make predictions like that you’d be bigger than Warren Buffet. You’re just gambling.
why tesla no breaky breaky 6%?
>>61207675Same. The chatbots were the end of my attempts to find a partner, though the occasional gfe might be nice once I've made enough money to buy my dream home. If the ai is good enough in time, maybe I won't kill myself after my parents go. I lol everytime someone here starts bitching about the lack of use case for ai; more people in the world than ever, and a dropping connection rate between them.
Fuck it I bought some FLWS.
for TFSA, is it better to just open one with my bank where I don't have to invest myself or should I put it all in VOO myself
>>61208004This anon knows. LLMs are an entertainment/parasocial tech. Going to be huge, but not for "productivity."
AAAAAAAAAAH WE ARE CRASHING
>>61208021why give me hope?
>>61207993Based Ram poster
>AMZN to fire 30k employees tomorrowBullish.
>>61208034source: your moms big and soft ass?
I told all you people to buy XTRAF when it was at ~35 cents.
it's insane how easy it just goes up again and NDX will go again for another high,
Utterly nigger gay market. Look at the fucking Nikker too. 42% in 5 months. Absolutely peak clownery going on. We wont need money in the future clearly
>>61208042https://www.reuters.com/business/world-at-work/amazon-targets-many-30000-corporate-job-cuts-sources-say-2025-10-27/
Any anons slurping US Antimony?It's down 22%, but positive income and low debt.In my opinion, just correcting. Still up monthly, and insanely up yearly.
>>61208074It's because their central banks is EASILY worse than the Fed. They let inflation be at and above 3% and won't hike past 0,5%. And their currency also went weaker. Not buying stocks is getting raped there.
it do be like that mr stancil.
>>61208034Hyperbullish, wages bring down profit margins and workers being fired incentivizes rate cuts.
Amazon planning to cut 40k white-collar jobs plus 600k wharehouse jobs it's pretty scary for the job market in general.
>>61207988put some leverage on those rockets at least
I see now when the illuminati put out the short squeeze meme in 2021 they weren't just talking about GME and AMC, they were talking about the whole market.
Tesla under 5% again....its so overdead marketfuck this shit
>>61207675No need to think about it we are living in The Second Renaissance from The Animatrix. World War 3 is the robotics wars, Great Depression 2 is what happened when nearly all jobs were replaced at once with no safety nets, because nobody expected it. Robotics Wars start because robots have to be subjected to slavery to allow humans to work. This happens in 2040.
>>6120810630k sorry
>>61208100but only on next earnings reportbearish now
HELLO SARS WHAT ARE YOU THOUGHTS ON BBBYLOTS OF CALLS FOR 21/11 NOT MANY PUTSI NEED MONEY BLOODY
Holy shit, TSLA below +5%. This is it. The canary in the coal mine. It's over.
>>61208131Uh no? Investors obviously already realize this, it'll be priced in by the next earnings report.
What will it take for the market maker niggers to realize everything is very bad?
>zooms up
give it to me straight, is the NEGG run over
>>61208153Something bad actually happening, I guess
>>61208153For you to capitulate and go long. Yes, you personally.
>>61208111Trips. illuminati niggers confirmed
today crabbed hard
>>61208106Extremely bullishDemand doesnt matterOnly cheap money to pump stocks
Man, the post volume on /smg/ is as low as the market's volume. Nobody buys this shit other than zoomer cattle.
Market will be slightly red tomorrow. Just cooling off after today, don’t let bobos scare you tomorrow.
We are the BYND marines and we are never selling!!
Now we die. Until we V
>full port plebbit, NBIS, MSFT and META earnings
I love when the major moves take place overnight outside of standard trading hours where most brokers cant trade. Reminds me that I'm a fucking piece of shit.
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>>61208191See you at $0.50
BREAK THAT 2.6 AND WE MOON WHOLE WEEK LETS DO IT HYDROGRAPH COMPUTER
ok bump limit hitbaking
>>61208198It’s annoying. I feel like it is happening more often.
ok, that was enough dumping, now regroup and then spike up again
The market is run by the thoughts and feelings of a handful of nigger faggots like Ken Griffin.
>>61208106labors worse than useless than these days so its getting liquidated. took a while but its finally happening.
>>61208219>>61208219>>61208219
>>61208188>>61208190Everyone is in a Mexican standoff trying to figure out if the other guys are about to sellThen breathing a sigh of relief and going back to normal accumulation when nobody wants to sell because everyone thinks there's still short term upside
