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I guess the portfolio models c(...) 10/27/25(Mon)16:04:04 No.61208516

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I guess the portfolio models can't include this kind of tail risk Anonymous (ID: ImpLRUP9) 10/27/25(Mon)16:04:04 No.61208516 Archived

Anonymous (ID: 3jS3Trd5)
10/27/25(Mon)17:06:55 No.61208939

Anonymous (ID: 3jS3Trd5) 10/27/25(Mon)17:06:55 No.61208939

>>61208516
Rule 1: Don't have kids.
Rule 2: Don't get kids.

Anonymous (ID: jHYDGrJj)
10/27/25(Mon)17:09:50 No.61208959

Anonymous (ID: jHYDGrJj) 10/27/25(Mon)17:09:50 No.61208959

>>61208516
I would gladly bust my ass for a family child. The fire community is a bunch of selfish materialists

s (ID: wLDW4eWw)
10/27/25(Mon)17:10:23 No.61208962

s (ID: wLDW4eWw) 10/27/25(Mon)17:10:23 No.61208962

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>>61208516
I would just eat them, and they would become a part of me, so when I take care of myself I take care of them.

Anonymous (ID: 8sMoag8o)
10/27/25(Mon)17:12:42 No.61208978

Anonymous (ID: 8sMoag8o) 10/27/25(Mon)17:12:42 No.61208978

>>61208959
they will go to private school then university then mcdonalds

Anonymous (ID: jHYDGrJj)
10/27/25(Mon)17:16:13 No.61209007

Anonymous (ID: jHYDGrJj) 10/27/25(Mon)17:16:13 No.61209007

>>61208978
Shalom

Anonymous (ID: 8sMoag8o)
10/27/25(Mon)17:37:37 No.61209140

Anonymous (ID: 8sMoag8o) 10/27/25(Mon)17:37:37 No.61209140

>>61209007
they need guidance and actual care not just throwing money at things that's my point

Anonymous (ID: cU2Ey8h7)
10/27/25(Mon)17:47:01 No.61209192

Anonymous (ID: cU2Ey8h7) 10/27/25(Mon)17:47:01 No.61209192

>>61208516
>my wife insists I go back to work
>we are both 47 years old
>If my math is right I can put in 15 years and retire again
LMAO

Anonymous (ID: FMicSf2G)
10/27/25(Mon)17:50:14 No.61209213

Anonymous (ID: FMicSf2G) 10/27/25(Mon)17:50:14 No.61209213

>>61208516
>tail risk
that's not what tail risk means

Anonymous (ID: 6Rr7j2BB)
10/27/25(Mon)18:01:52 No.61209281

Anonymous (ID: 6Rr7j2BB) 10/27/25(Mon)18:01:52 No.61209281

>>61208516
>going to the office scares me
the wife should leave this beta lol

Anonymous (ID: 6Rr7j2BB)
10/27/25(Mon)18:02:54 No.61209291

Anonymous (ID: 6Rr7j2BB) 10/27/25(Mon)18:02:54 No.61209291

>>61208516
>emails make me nervous
this is a troll post

Anonymous (ID: NesrCDla)
10/27/25(Mon)18:04:34 No.61209303

Anonymous (ID: NesrCDla) 10/27/25(Mon)18:04:34 No.61209303

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>>61208516
FIREtards are insufferable. If you have $1.5m in assets you dont need to go back to work. Living off of $50k per year means you only need to generate 3.5% in profits per YEAR and your portfolio would never go down.

Instead of going back to work maybe they should just learn basic math or spend 2hrs per day on researching good investments and I think they can probably beat 3.5% return per year.

Anonymous (ID: XPMbs4yv)
10/27/25(Mon)18:21:11 No.61209415

Anonymous (ID: XPMbs4yv) 10/27/25(Mon)18:21:11 No.61209415

>>61208962
fucking kek.

Anonymous (ID: 66DvcVy1)
10/27/25(Mon)18:23:16 No.61209426

Anonymous (ID: 66DvcVy1) 10/27/25(Mon)18:23:16 No.61209426

>>61208516
>I am the godfather
so what? it's not a legal obligation, straight to the orphanage they go