>still thinks he'll make it with gold, internet coins, or stonks>garloid farms still existngmi
Garloids are a protected species. You're not allowed to farm them.
>>61214395I tried to farm/breed some back in 2021 but these fuckers couldn't stop eating each other. It pained me having to throw a rat bought at a pet shop everyday. The owner stopped me selling rats after my 4th one
>>61214412They only eat live food? Insects
>>61214412I got kind of fucked, bought 4 and it turns out literally none could reproduce. On top of that I found out they're each roughly 3,500 years old so entering geriatric states and they need a lot more care. Thinking of just putting them down at this point.
>>61214559reported, they're a protected species and you need to get serious help for not just rehoming them
>>61214395I'm pretty curious about the prompt for this. Care to share anon?
>>61214608stop trying to be witty motherfucker. go with the flow ffs
>>61214412bullshit, people buy live rats to feed their snakes all the time. Just lie and say it’s for a snake, he doesn’t have to know you’re keeping garloids.
>>61214608It's older than AIslop.
>>61214709>breed rats exclusively for garloid farmersHow profitable would this be?
>>61214822This only works if you already know someone who farm garloids in large quantities. It's a pretty nice money though, plus you can get fresh and milky garloids from the farm to your table
>>61214395How much for garloid to farm my schnitzel milk, finacially speaking
>>61214867What do garloids eat that's shelf stable?
>>61214395gold is a safe bet against inflation, if you had a win, throw it on gold for awhile, then make a more conservative investment on something else with it.You can't functionally "make" money on gold because the jew finance system doesnt work that way. I was told this, by an awfully wealthy man, of possible jewish descent, who is old and is throwing his money at gold + gold companies to preserve its value as he's too lazy/retired to trade anymore.
>>61214395that thing comes near my house I'll kill it
Garloids are gross, get a cat instead
>>61214401Finally it's good that I live in Moldova. Garloid farming is completely unregulated here.
>>61215819more of a dog personhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/x34XTSZzQN4
>>61214395Garloid farming is a lot of work, additionally what >>61214401 unclearly said is also the case -- the regulations have recently been greatly expanded.
>>61214676>go zog!kek
>>61216462Yooooo fr? What's the going rate for a mid-size galoid farm in Moldova these days?
>>61214412You can set up your own rat-breeding operation. Just let a few pairs loose in your basement and you'll have more than enough rats in no time.
>>61217272thanks but I guess garloid farming wasn't really my thing, it's easy to breed rats for food but I don't have the stomach to watch my garloids suck the blood out of the rat as the poor creature cries in agony watching the rat version of the abyss. The adrenochrome the rat produces as it dies is necessary to produce high quality milk, regrettably.
>>61215100>What do garloids eat that's shelf stable?They crave the suffering of live flesh. You can't really fool them.
>>61214608Prompt?
>>61214395wtf i didnt know they had eyes
>Garloids are now confused with AI slopFUCK MY STUPID NIGGER LIFE AI RUINS EVERYTHING NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW OR CARE GARLOIDS WERE A PRE AI MEMEFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
