“Watch out! Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; life does not consist in an abundance of possessions.”— Luke 12:15 edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61215883
The TMF retard has already financially ruined multiple /smg/ anons and now he's trying to do it all again.
>>61217453based
I can see the aerolas and that makes me really horny. Imagine sucking on those tits in a fetal position in her lap while she gives you a 1 hour edging handjob
>>61217453But...I just started posting about it last Monday.
>futures:
>coinbase riot and strategy all Thursday afternoonIt's either going to be an absolute bloodbath or extreme bull euphoria
insider herebought a steam giftcard from gamestopkeep your eyes on the chart tomorrowfirst it'll dumpthen it'll dump againthanks me later
>>61217453Yeah I lost like a few hundred last time
Are you guys really so butthurt about your gold and doomer predictions failing that you need to pretend that I'm SCAMMING anons because I'm shilling BONDS during a RATE CUT cycle?
What kind of vidya game would an market addict like me enjoy?
>>61217488smg has bond PTSD from september 2024if you weren't there, it was EVERYBODY.
>futures
Anyone else getting nervous about everything going parabolic lately? Seems we're about to get dumped on
>>61217505I was on my /smg/ break during that time. I was too pissed off at myself for fucking up with PLTR.You don't want to buy TLT/TMF/Bonds until the rates actually start to drop and a trend has started to form. You will be R A P E D if you buy early (at least on TMF). I mean zoom out, look at that shit.
if u ever feel bad about your life just remember that i am balls deep in the fanning may computer company, down bigly and could have just bought VOO and made a clean 1.5x by now.every day i think about dying
>>61217512it was TMF.
>>61217453>>61217479Kek I somehow made money last time.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/28/lab-monkey-escape-mississippi>28 days later happeningwhat stock should i buy
>>61217518
>>61217528>
>>61217500Victoria gamesPatrician III
>>61217468is this alligator alcatraz?
>>61217540SAAAR THE AIWE HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED
SOXL is up nearly 4% in the overnight market
Cheesecake factory is outperforming amazon on the 5-year chart. I'm loading up the truck with $AMZU.
>>61217516you could just sell your bags and buy a winner like amazon, google, meta or microsoft before earnings literally tomorrow and start your comeback
should i use technical analysis to show a chart to my bosses of our profits going down but they are about to turn around?
>>61217500runescape, old boy
>>61217516you had a chance to exit at 15 on 9/11 and took a screenshot instead. didnt you anon? you didnt even set a stop loss to cover your cost basis when you were up, did you anon?
>>61217557i haven't been to a cheesecake factory in years
>>61217516I'm up 10% on gamestop computerme too
it's such a simple effective application of aiyou dont need to ai generate a cure to cancer, you just need to automate grunt work and suddenly you got a cost-viable path to a 1984 model
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10/28/us/trump-news-japanDonald Trump rules out running for a third term.>Third-term talk: President Trump has, at least for now, ruled out running for a third term, which is barred by the Constitution. Trump has mused for months about a third term, and some of his allies have said they are planning for it. But as he flew to South Korea on Wednesday, he conceded that “based on what I read, I guess I’m not allowed to run.” He expressed disappointment, saying “it’s too bad.” House Speaker Mike Johnson had said hours earlier that there was no path around the Constitution’s two-term limit.Bullish?
>>61217608no shit? the absolute state of US politics
TLT if you're a pussyTMF if you mean businesssimple as
>>61217631post position
>>61217608FDR ruined it for the rest of us.
Does anyone play PokerStars still? Americans still aren't allowed to play it.
>>61217608>based on what I read, I guess I’m not allowed to runIs hs stupid? Im not being critical but like, this is common knowledge
Precious metals and precious metal accessories bottomed.
>get rid of market maker>take over by using share buybacks instead>clearout trade using share buybacks to take 200k shares from a desperate seller>insiders keep buying up shares while stock floats at -50% nav discountshoulda been more aggressive buying shares at the C$2.0 level
>>61217649It's just a few boomer institutions coping about Australia having slightly higher inflation because of tariffs.>up .1%Yeah, they really need to come back to reality. This is embarrassing.
>>61217663Shut the fuck up, you dishonest retard.
>>61217648I thought it was common knowledge not to fart in someone's office when they ask you to leave but I guess my former co-worker learned something new today. I hate zoomers so fucking bad. I'm bullish on HGRAF.
Will stocks be going down... ever?
>>61217669they will, you just won't be able to time it correctly :)
>>61217506Fucking hate animals. Want to kill it
>>61217669This is a topic of great debate upon scholars.
I made 5 bucks selling KOLD just now.>paypal up 10% todayHoly FUCK I'm so dumb. I could have dropped 3k into the pypl letf and gotten 600 bucks. Fuck my life.
>>61217667Buy some more metal bags in my honor kid
>>61217648He would be 85 he's just shitposting you retard he's been doing this for literally 40 years and people still fall for it.>>61217649USAR....AG....LARLAR'S FAIR VALUE IS 8 BUCKS SO WHY IS IT 4 BUCKS
>>61217628
>>61217677Saar?
>>61217669If you bought everytime you found it necessary to ask this question you'd be rich.
Why has no one mentioned NOK
>>61217685You never gave a source for why you think inflation is going down, even though every single indicator says it's going up.
henlo mister jeromeplease lower the rateswe are in an emergencythank u mister jerome
knock knock whos thereNOK smg shills from 2021 who finally 2x'd after 4 years. congrats
>>61217731It came to me in a dream.
>>61217743Congrats, NOK was on that overshorted list with GME, AMC, BBBY and BB back in 2020
>futuresgoodnight /smg/
>>61217738henlo mister jeromemy name is apu apustajayou killed my portfolioprepare to see me cry
>>61217649If you're lying I'm going to be very upset. I may even have to send a sternly worded letter to your place of employment.
>>61217678Korea is the worst place on earth. Maybe even worse than Haiti.
>>61217738
>>61217843That original moment was a classic thoguh
>>61217826I need you to elaborate on that
>>61217435Shamefully thin.>>61217464Would be even better if your head was cushioned by her overfed belly
what do u guys think will happen if china destroys taiwan :oooo
>>61217581well it sure doesn't look like it!
>>61217516Bagholding feels like being a leper. All you can do is complain and wait, to a point.
>>61217435her teeth look rotted out
i hate all of you
>>61217928priced in decades ago
did anyone else get cucked out of their gazprom stocks because of the urkaine war? when is zion don gonna make peace so i can get my money back im tired of my shit being frozen for 3 years
>>61217931But was government shutdowns so long that they ruin SNAP priced in?Honestly bros, I wouldn't short WMT. I would see if violence starts and long a gun stock.
Buying opportunity for MP Materials? I made good money with rare earths ETF but MP feels like it'll be the biggest boi in the future for US domestic production.
>>61217905Here we go
>>61217932NoThe fuck would you invest in a turd world country forShould have invested in labubus instead
>>61217940what about USAR and CRML? now look at the news. then ask yourself how long youll be holding these. personally im learning to day trade im not holding for any extended period of time nor am i emotionally invested in any of these companies
>Nvidia to Invest $1 Billion in Nokia in AI Networking Push
>>61217932I lost all hope for my Nornickel bags
>>61217708The dip buyers are going to get wiped if anything real ever happens. Would be apocalyptic for retail.
>>61217954It's obvious that the US won't be churning out refined rare earths on industrial scale for years but they also realize that it's necessary to produce those things in the future. If China can effectively shut down your weapons manufacturing you're their bitch. So it would be for long term holding.
>>61217435Honestly, jokes and kidding aside, Grok is by far the best AI and its not even close. I hate that name Grok and salty that Elon really did it but its astonishing. I just had this career advice discussion and its just banger after banger and really got energized with all these great strategies and ideas. You can make images in seconds rather than ChatGPTs 3 minutes. Althoughbeit, I must say I prefer its artworks over Grok. I cannot even say I can imagine a human career councilor doing any better especially not in text.Sorry I know AI is hated and quite boring at this point but my overall point is to say that Grok is winning the AI Wars imho not financial advice.
>>61217984You're right anon, anyday now kek
>>61218022The US can't open the NAK mine because of stupid fish, which means I have no hope for this country in the long run.
>>61218023Tesla is still criminally undervalued. Elon musk is a once in a generation genius.
>>61217669Who knows?Regardless, I'm not buying the top>noooo you're supposed to buy heckin index funds they'll definitely go up muh 40 year rate of returnNope, not being your exit liquidity.
>dating a "virgin">get warts on my dickStocks for this feel?
>Futures>https://youtu.be/nZXaZzYvtSg?si=eWeRpJWFnsB6Uv-wAlso, Twitch market share already plummeted to 48%, it lost over 6% between Q2 2025 and Q3 2025.......meanwhile Kick and YouTube kept growing up to 16% and 26% respectively. Tiktok got 9 billion watch hours, which is over double that of Twitch.I think you guys are right, I should be bullish for AMZN instead of bearish with shorts for the last few years. Amazon will either sell the shit off like MySpace or just shut it down permanently like Mixer.
>>61218065I find it hilarious that if someone like you or I were put in charge of Twitch we could fix it in like a month.
Guys I have a problem. I can't fuckin click that sell button. I don't know why but I get anxious about selling I guess I'm a natural HODLer. But I hate this.
>Paypal posts earnings before open>they're good>it pumps>market spends the rest of the day remembering it's an ecommerce dinosaur that doesn't do anything new since 1999 and only a retard would invest in itI'm just upset sitting here holding a bag of fucking $80 03/26 calls on such a stupid ass company.
>>61218044lol
>everyone talking about a massive green day>all my shit crabbed red >msft best performerZuck better mention quantum AI in the earning call or these bags are DROPPED.
>Tajiki coworker tells you to buy XRPShe also said the same thing to a couple of other people. What the fuck.
I can't bear the weight of my uuuu bags
>>61217932>did anyone else get cucked out of their gazprom stocks because of the urkaine war?yes. i had Gazprom, Lukoil, and Norilsk Nickel all frozen and they're still frozenthe only one i might have been able to recover was Polymetal, which spun off its Kazakh gold mining assets. Problem there is they now trade on the Kazakh stock exchange. Fidelity told me I need to open up a brokerage account in Kazakhstan, have the shares transferred there, and then sell them on the open market on the Kazakh exchange in order to recoup any money. problem with that is I'm not giving my personal information to some fucking broker in Kazakhstan - more risk than what my shares were worth
>futures just back to ATH>NDX new ATH thanks to NVDA
>>61217435What happened to the "smigger" pajeet? Did he crawl back into his hole after his shit investments nosedived?
I told you to buy the dip in precious metals and precious metal accessories, /smg/. Why didn't you listen?
Good morning smiggers! Looking like a green week.
>>61218224He'll be back when GRRR reaches 18, or if.
>sit down in bed>alone but comfortable >empty apartment>single, always though I was happier this way>never lonely for 10 years of this>all of a sudden as I lay here I realize >I want to have a family OOOOOOOOFwowFucking hell it’s like a decade of loneliness just hit me. I need to invest in my genetics.
>>61217466How long for this play to succeed? What is the target for TMF by mid and end of 2026. I don't want to get caught holding a stock like that for months with 0 actions while other stuff pumps.
>>61218049God is punishing you for having premarital sex
OpenAI completed a transition to a for-profit structure yesterday and is eyeing a 2027 IPO. Planning on getting in on that when you have the chance?
>>61218324They will unload their bags on us.
>futes
>>61217505What happened there?
>>61217435eufag here what is the best broker that has almost all stocks/etfs and also low fee/tax ?no ibkr
it looks like bitcoin is going to $0. bobo was right.
Wtf silver is up again. I sold yesterday, this wasn't supposed to happen.
>>61218383You still have time to give up on making money
>>61218265Based, silver shining bright tonight
>>61218377ibkr
>>61218381
>>61218265Because gold crabs for about 6 months before trying to run again.
>>61218036This is on my list. They are sitting on a massive gold and silver claim that is based in Alaska. I am looking for a lower entry around $1.50. But it seems like people are loading up preemptively. There is no reason for the current admin/epa to not approve the project to begin mining.
LONDON STOCK MARKET OPEN
>Nikkei up 2.17Ok?
>>61218458ashteadniggers we're back
>>61217488Bro /smg/ got gaped last time trying to time the TMF bottom. We're not fucking doing this again.
Guys help a smigger:Got Seagate, nice results and it's pumping on the pre-market. Should I sell at opening and re-buy when it drops or just hold it?
>>61217678Based time min-maxer. I enjoy my 10 weeks of yearly paid holidays. I let others, especially Burgers, work 2 jobs for me through my stocks ownership.Go back in the cagie, wagie!
How is grrr anon doing rn?
>>61218392I'll wait for today's dip to buy back better
>92% chance of rate cut >Market is up 40% in 5 month on three this year >Rate is cut albeit much fewer than expected >Market: OOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61218458Buy GREGGS PLC
AHEM… - AMZN earnings come Thursday night- Record low forward P/E- Expected earnings beat +0.23 to 0.38- Expected 12% revenue growrh- Growth Estimate 14.48% for 2026- $5 billion AI investment incoming- Ave price target $267; high of $306Thank you for your attention in this matter.
You guys realize that forwars P/E is projection contingent on market go up and company being a solid business right?
>>61218697
>>61218697I assume your comment is in-part directed toward me. We are in a different world and Amazon, last I checked is pretty solid.
TER earnings were pretty good
MSTR ornings tomorrow, I pray for the death of the descending trangle
Good morning sers why are we doing the dump
>>61218755never, bears are all dead on shorts or hibernating in cash and will FOMO into a reversal
>>61218715Not just you. I see people using forward P/E here all the time. If we were a year post bottom I would say its fine, but if everyone is kind of in agreement that the market is bubbly af, rates are still high and the world is shifting, why the hell would you use someones guesstimate as part of your decision making process?I think people want to find excuses to buy shit so they dont feel like they are missing out. Its a cope>t. Missed out on many gains this year
if the price reached higher 25 years ago, on a similar-ish vibe, and now we've got actual value, isn't it all fine, i.e. ai is what the dotcom bubble was thought to be before the poppening
I hate how this market consistently rewards the dumbest, most trend following "investors".
I think the global situation has changed, and while some A.I. will be a thing, 25 years of inflation is a hell of a long time. I don't know how bad inflation will be long term now that the world is moving away from dollar reserve.
>>61218798If they're making more money than you, who's the dumb one?
>>61218805Knew I'd get this dumb response.
>>61218798I feel like it gives retards 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6, 7th, etc chances to retards for being dumb with no consequences.
>dca into boomer index>winyou're telling me it's that simple
>>61218815Always was.
>>61218810>tfw to intelligent too make money
>>61218815Pretty much - have patience.
>>61218795>and now we've got actual valuelol what fucking value? Why can't anybody think critically about what's happening instead of blindly following the tech bro hype? Look up earnings growth for the S&P500 during the Dotcom bubble and in the aftermath. It was quite a bit higher than it is now (27% in 1999 and in the high teens in the early 2000s). The internet was immediately useful to people and businesses and worked out of the box. AI, while useful in some cases, has nowhere near the applicability of the internet.
>Scottish breakfast>Chinese vape>African coffee>Amerifat car chase videos to watchShit is fucking international boys happy big Wednesday to everyone involved
>i'm mad i'm missing the AI bubble gainsdoomers never make money
>>61218847the value of intelligence
>>61218859Buy dips, but don't short stuff. Simple as.
>>61217932Not gazpron but I hold Total Energy and 30% of their oil and gas is frozen in limbo there.
>>61218853some of that looks pretty good
Just here to say FUGG PLUG. Why didnt i get bloom energy? You fucking retards shilled me the wrong one. Now i need to keep buying out of spite
It was as simple as buying nvidia $200 calls when nvidia was at $195 yesterday. You'd be up over 500%
So you guys ever wake up in a panic that the system is about to collapse and all your sacrifice saving and hard work and stress trading will be for absolutely nothing?
>>61218890It's good and it's big>>61218899Checked but this way madness lies anon, my friend is a prepper and has been predicting global financial collapse since 2016 and not only does he not have money except some precious metals, all his water and survival shit probably won't stop him getting lynched bc I know where his house is and I'm going to murder his ass if shit goes Mad Max and my port dies
>>61218096Should have took profits on those calls yesterday... But it will recover. The turnaround is complete imo just need time for people to wake up to that fact. Might not be in time for your calls though but I would not sell them now. In a year or two this will easily be sitting at 100+.
>>61218044Going into the future, we will have less and less gas cars. Probably by 2050, we will have a lot more electric cars. I've seen my area go from like a few to maybe 100 or more. Still a rich persons vehicle, but I hear that hum quite a lot.
US worst korea trade deal dropped btw>>61218044I heard about a guy who tapes an orange to his Tesla steering wheel and lets it drive him home when he's wasted. Honestly, quite tempted
>>61218764Isn't that a bad thing? You need delusional bears to feed into the grinder to sustain the bull runIf there are none left then we have a problem
>>61218862It's not intelligent though.
So... Buffett is still CASHGANG?
>South Korea Presidential Policy Chief: Auto Tariffs To Be Down To 15%- Was Able To Cap Annual Supply Of Funds To The US At $20B- South Korea $350 Investment In US To Be $200 Billion In Cash In Instalment, Shipbuilding Cooperation $150B>South Korea Presidential Policy Chief: $350B Investment In US Includes $200B In Cash In Instalment>- US Chip Tariffs On South Korea To Be Not Unfavorable Compared To Taiwan
>>61218948How so? Puts expiring worthless is a little snack for the contract holders but not significant, and them being in cash isn't doing much except removing some liquidity
Today is anticipated to be a sell the news event. Which means we are going higher
>>61218798pic relatedthis is about making money, not about being smartest kid in the class.>>61217984I've been buying the dip for 3 years now, market could go down 75% tomorrow and I would be up and still beating the inflation.And I wouldn't sell anything except maybe nigvidia if AI really is a bust (which I think it is)BUT it's the gambling money. I also dca into indexes with a 25y horizon.>>61218815it is. but not all indexes are the same.
>>61218826Intelligence is correlated with risk aversion
I came to a realization today boys. The realization is not important, but the orgasm was the best i've ever had.
ALERT 300 BEPIS CUT!!!!!!
>>61218982Interdesting
>>61218899It was always for nothing, your options are losing everything at death or becoming a ghost and watching one of your children/grand children flush it all down the drain. The only utility that wealth has is for making more wealth or ensuring that you don't have to wagie for every second of your brief meatsack life
>>61218960>20b per yearLOL LMAO, when Trump is gone that moneyflow stops.>>61218966I say crab. Tomorrow a bit higher, then dump on friday on Trump tweet about China unfair.
bearishness is a personality disorder
AMD to $800 today because why the fuck not?
I discovered a way to generate easy income even if you don't have much capital. The strategy is to sell puts on no risk index like SPY and with the credit generated you buy SPY calls to make returns on free money you just received. It's like money printer machine. If you sold 660ps last week they are worthless right now regardless of expiry date.
>>61218899not really but the likelyhood just keeps increasing day by day. it would be so easy for the internet to just stop.
>>61219036how much did you get for each?
>>61219036The spy is not going to go up 2% every week retard
netflix just do an openAI announcement already bloody bitch
it's our turn soon
There's a job that pays 690 bucks that's 10 minutes from my house. Only 30 hours of work a week. The job I work currently work pays 800 bucks.... but requires me to be there for 3 hours unpaid for lunch.... and the commute usually takes up like 6 hours of time a week. 49 hours to make 800 or 30.5 to make 690..... Well this economy sucks, but I applied for the closer job after my current job refused to promote me to make 24 an hour so they can fuck off and die. And fuck the boomer who was in this thread telling me to put all my money in an Roth IRA for 4% a year.
Do I ape the last of my cash into soxl or nvdx?
>>61219065
>>61218922>and I'm going to murder his ass if shit goes Mad Max and my port diesDamn, you must be good friends.
Guys, I'm data-dependent, which is why I will cut even though there's not much official government data on the federal level and the one report that came out is also the least accurate in a row of ever increasing inaccuracy in reporting, which is ironic because the current admin was furious about inaccurate (or bad) reporting in regards to jobs, so much so they changed the head of the agency t. Jeroma Powell
>>6121907250/50 in case nvidia doesn't go to 300
>>61219065Uh-huh, sure. See you in 1000 weeks when SPY hits 273 billion
>>61219077I can't help it I got issues I can't help it baby
>>61219015It's called rationality.
>>61219093Fuck, that was my conclusion too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GOR5gvQwDI>started working terrible jobs for temp contracts just to not be always unemployed in 2023>planned on yolo'ing all my money into something and hoping for the best>never did>all I had to do was buy NVDX when it was at the low low price of like 20 bucks and I'd be set, have 200k or somethingGodI really fucking hate the boomer faggots who come into this thread and tell people "just put all ur money into a slow growth fund like vanguard", they really need to kill themselves. Making money is so easy if you don't have anti-risk 60yos crying that you'll "be living under a bridge" like lol if I'm homeless I'm going to be burglarizing your house, faggot.
Wait, NVDA 209? Now it has to be 5t
>>61219102very severe case i'm afraid...>>61219109you sound like you're on the path to wellness
>>61219109I mean vidya was always going to be a gamble and it's a bad idea to ruminate on what if you could see the future, but it is indeed important to consider maximum acceptable drawdown in exchange for returns, based on your age/connections/job/lifestyle
get this
Anyone playing plebbit earnings? What we thinkin. Feeling a bit nervous about it.
>>61219124You are literally here whining about bears and then also whining about gigabullish nvidia gambling.
I predict a +4% day for Tesla for no reason at all
>>61219145I dont fuck with reddit earnings. Once I saw it go up 20% after hours then it opened the next day down 8%
nigvidea sayin gibs me dat liquidity finna make big red day soon nigguh shieet
ATTENTION /smg/*ahem*
>>61219148
>>61219164
>>61219164A FUCKING NIGGER IS DRIVING ME
>>61219148That's just how the slopschizo is.
>>61219185You couldn't even wait for a crowd to form. You got only one reaction in advance. Who's the low impulse, no patience N?
>>61219195>waiting for a crowd to form in yurohours /smg/
You hate the antichrist, but love profiting from their biggest stocks.
Haha this market is insane
SOXLbros, how high are we mooning today?
>>61218023heres ur (1) you plebbitor cuck>althoughbeitthis isnt a fucking wordyou write like AI, an NPC, a bot, IE a redditorleavealso, buy GAMB, only 3 weeks left
I sold my NVDA, 10% in 2days is too much
BYND is unironically about to pop back off. Nows your chance if you missed the first time.
>>61219230>I sold my NVDAThis is why you are poor
>>61219229>buy GAMBKill yourself immediately you brown fuck
>Look at VISA stockOh, interesting.
>>61219246y tho
I now have access to the internet in my lab. How to buy puts on my productivity?
>>61219246how did you know?
>>61219246>Dead cat bounce
>>61218853Where are we? West Virginia? Uzbekistan?
>NOK dumping hardAnd another generation of bagholders is born
>>61219294A few times when I read NOK I thought people were actually trading the Norwegian Crown, lol
buy gamb saars mega pump bullish fuck zelesnkiy
>>61219212>You hate the antichristSays who?
>>61219252OH BLOODY SARRR GANESH NOT FORCE U TO BUY GAMB SO HIGH YOU DID WHY U BLAME ME I AM ONLY POOR FRUIT PAINTER FROM UTTAR PRADESH TRYING MAKE IT BIG SO I CAN HAVE SEX GOAT HAREM WH YYOU TALK LIKE BLOODY BENCHOD GURGANDEEP FUCKING BASTERD BITCH I FUCK YOU PRAISE VISHNU>>61219309BUY GAMB 3 WEEKS TO ROCKET SHIP TO MOON LIKE INDIA HOLY COW DUNG METHANE ROCKET PRAISE GANESH
The pre-market looks boring as fuck. Looks like another crab day.
God Bless XOMmy poojeet coworkers are all talking about buying nvidia
>>61218023Agreed. Grok is leagues above the rest. I saw a study that showed how "ethical" restrictions actually limited ai's performance so it's obvious that the competitors are getting weighed down by their own stupid liberal lobotomizations. A lot of ai's usefullness is being overlooked by people's lack of creativity in applying it. Gen Z and Alpha is going to recognize how to get an edge over the millennials and boomers in the long run. Same way millennials did with smart phones and the internet. Check out groks tasks ability if you haven't seen it.
>>61219328Seems like your coworkers are smarter than you, perhaps you should sell your XOM and buy some NVDA.
>>61219346>>61218023Grok is better because AI is fueled by data and Musk mined all the confidential government data in his few months stint at DOGE. What buying an election can do for you in the modern year. I also agree Grok will come out on top but I don't know how much this will benefit Tesla especially at it's current retarded valuation. But I can only assume that is what people are pricing in to the stock currently as nothing else makes sense.
Wtf is this?
>>61219291I'm a global citizen
>>61219369Tesla is high because there are retard investors that think its the future because of Elon MuskYou need to stop assuming that its current price makes any rational sense
I just got word that it's time to rebalance your portfolio into shorting everything boss.
Grok is embarrassingly complete shit thoughhttps://nof1.ai/
>>61219378I told you, its a shock 300 bepis cut.
>>61219246hope so since im down big
>>61219387>shorting everything boss.anyone trying to short is retarded. we just had a crash. its at least another year of pumpy.
>>61219346>Gen Z and Alpha is going to recognize how to get an edge over the millennials and boomers in the long run. Same way millennials did with smart phones and the internet.As a zoomer, that's an insanely optimistic assessment. Partly due to our retardation, mostly because fancy autocorrect cannot possibly have as many usecases as the motherfucking god damn internet, how do I even need to explain this to you of all people?
>>61219369I disagree to an extent. On paper officially when you buy Tesla stock the share represents the actual car company. However, retail and to some extent Kathy Woods, buys Tesla in part due to all the sub-businesses attached to Tesla proper and Musk himself.>>61219378Prepare your angus if you are using margin to dabble options.>>61219379Me too. Not sure how good that is. Learning the native language for me is a fucking headache.
What's so annoying for me about Nvidia is that last year, I bought calls and then the next fucking day, they nuked it because of that Deepseek crap that everyone made a huge deal about even though of course, we know now that it was a nothingburger.Long story short, its finally at my price target but not before losing half of its fucking value. FUck Nvdia.
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>>61219387GL.>>61219398Zoom out, Doomer.
>>61219399You guys will be okay, millenials are massive fuck ups>t. looserlennial
>>61219388Chat really is absolute toilet presently, suspicious of DeepSeek being el heffe but idk what this shitcoin trading site exactly uses as inputs>>61219387Reverse baggie ETF when>>61219404Esperanto? Seems like a bad idea to me
>>61218023This sounds like it was written by Randy from South Park kek
>>61219387so all in on 0dte calls at open, gotcha
>>61219387mmmm I'm tempted to short overpriced shit like OKLO or coreweave. But I think it's too soon.
>>61219414At least you're honest
what's schlomo upto?
>>61219415No man. High German and Swiss German.
>>61219412>Doomerim pretty sure anyone shorting is the doomer and im the optimistic by saying we will keep climbing. >>61219414bro millenials are the last sane generation. Z is absolutely brain rotted retard and falling apart.
>>61218853Why does your touchpad have so much crusty white stuff on it?
OH! Is it time to buy KVUE yet? IIRC some anon had decided that sub-15 is good slurping, are you burger moms and dads in chat still avoiding paracetamol to prevent train obsession syndrome?
>>61219407Nigga at this rate it's likely that NVDA hits 300 next year, buy it today and stop being such a retard.
Ok which one of you fucking niggers told me to buy TMF
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Millennials are the worst of all generations desu.Just nonstop whining for decades now. >reee fucking boomers Just shut the fuck up
>>61219430>bro millenials are the last sane generationI can't speak to women the same age as me because they have terminal leftism and can only communicate with doodles on their bodies
>Santander urges Reeves to intervene over £11bn car finance scheme>Bank wants Chancellor to help limit number of drivers that would be eligible for compensation>nooooo you can't punish us, you will punish the consumers for our scummy behaviour>>61218853>>61219291most english looking breakfast
>>61219446I really can't believe they talk all the time about not being able to get a house. They were like half price ten years ago with 1% mortgages
>>61219433It's bubbled under the screening which has mostly peeled off, I'm meticulous about removing all the cum>>61219452>black puddingGlasgow young team actually
>>61218023Grok is awful, it returns the worst results of all the AI I've tried, gets shit wrong all the time. The image generation is terrible as well. The only advantage it has is that it is the least censored.
>>61219451>I can't speak to women the same age as meok yeah most of them are insane true.
>>61219453Yeah even around here in overpriced Socal, you can buy one with around 25k down. You can qualify as long as combined income clears 100k. Which isn't that hard, if both you and your wife are working.
>>61219369Most non classified government data is actually accessible is some form already to the ai companies (dmv sells your personal info fyi). TSLA is overpriced. If it goes mid 300 I'll start buying it. 200s I'll load up. Musk is clearing aiming to shift from an automotive focus to a build the thing that builds everything else focus. That's why he's so interested in robotics. When he can clearly demonstrate a broader manufacturing capability he'll dominate.As far his EVs performance over the next 2 years I'm not so confident. His incremental price down of new models clearly does work but his target base is still so limited. Have you ever seen a used tesla for sale?
>>61219446There hasn't been a good generation since the Greatest. Silents were sweet at least.I hope one day I'll be lucky enough to give my children hope and joy, and that my grandkids say something like "I'll never forget when pawpaw showed me [thing] and sparked my lifelong passion for [pursuit]". I don't care what that thing is>>61219453Blowing at least one ticket to made-it town is a rite of passage
Fiserv - nearing 200 month ma - is it going to 0?Shift4 is next?
>>61219446As a Gen X oldfaggot, Gen Y and Z are both shit, but Gen Z is just everything bad about Gen Y on steroids. They're like all the Millennial stereotypes cranked up to 11. I can only assume Gen Alpha's going to be worse. At least the Baby Boomers gave us cool music, the fuck did any of you guys give us? Stomp clap hey followed by fucking soundcloud rap? Lmao get the fuck outta here.
>>61219473Nvidia over $5 Trillion in pre market. >>61219475>At least the Baby Boomers gave us cool music,>bro my rambling hippie guitar musickek no.
>>61219452If you read the details of the car finance thing it's pretty delusional, they want banks to be unable to compensate dealers for selling the loan, basically eliminating both a job and a revenue stream that's more important than the actual car sale. Killing off the revenue stream is fine, but there's going to be a lot of job vacancies in an already tight economy and it's going to hurt reelection chances when a bunch of professional salesmen with no work and nothing to do start telling people to vote the bums out
>>61219478>Nvidia over $5 Trillion in pre marketTotally not a bubble guys.
is Nvidia propping up the entire economy sustainable?
>>61219458If you're using it for general search a lot of the times the issue is where it's pulling data. At this point everything is polluted by shit ai results.>>61219475i work with gen z. you gotta spend more time with the men. there's hope in them. the women of that generation are fucked though.
>>61219483yes
>>61219483Errrm fricking heck yes xister!!!
>>61219404Tesla is a cult. They arent number 1 in anything. Kathy Woods is just a momo bag holder when the music stops. Which is great as shes not very smart.Now spacex, starlink, the head reading thing, game changers for sure. musk should leave tesla to focus on those.Xitter is too toxic and thus so will be grok.
>>61219475The millenial/gen Z boundary artists in their thirties presently are top class for music imo, even ignoring survivorship bias and only counting boomer music still popular today the boomers are par
>>61219465People have been saying it's overpriced since it was at $20. With rate cuts and inflation coming all the tech stocks are going to moon
>>61219478>Can't provide an actual counterexample and just shits on what came before through strawmenExactly what I was talking about lmao, fucking faggots
For the other bongs, clock change means market open at 1330 now. I almost forgor again
I'm holding literally 3 META so I don't care too much, but will their ER flop?
>>61219484I've been intentionally testing all of the major llms with the same prompts, grok performs the worst consistently
>>61219483Of course. Be a good american and watch football drink beer and get fat.
Boring, everything is moving off earnings I can't make money on that
>>61219498If it does then I´m financially ruined.
>>61219495I wouldn't put money on it either way to be honest. At some point it has to pull back but when and how much who knows. I think it's at least reasonable to say we'll see $375 again.
>>61218044I got a chuckle out of this, good one.>>61218023i use them all, theyre free so i just ask each one the same question. prolly only read maybe 5% of the output.
Gold had a nice dip I'm thinking about entering my mining position again for the medium to long term
I'm psychologically prepared for Nvideo to lose all of today's session gains and possibly all of yesterday's when it turns out there was no XiTrump deal for Blackwell.
>>61219475All people a shit >t. Millennial
>>61219501What's the prompt?
>>61219246Memes aside, BYND has a lot of bullish signs right now. >meme narrative is moving away from [REDACTED] Stocks into saving le epic South Korean guy who bought with his entire life savings>is slowly becoming viral to buy BYND products on social media>normies are starting to pick up on the buzz>two cup and handle formations at different timeframesWe are just missing a catalyst. There is a shitton of dynamine and a fuse but no spark.
>>61219544Bagholders cannot be trusted to be clear-headed about these matters
MP bounce today? Tomorrow agreement with Xi on rare earths has been priced already.
why do you bother when every stock perofrmance is a 50/50
>>61219557"Bagholders" will stop being so when it explodes. Just saying.
>>61219544K. Keep me posted.
>>61219559double down
>>61219570>>61219570
>>61219544this entire post is a literal meme of the bagholder cope. they have nothing other companies cant suddenly do. the main problem is no one wants chemical burgers.
>>61219579See you at $4 when you FOMO in.
>>61219540It wasn't just one prompt, I tested a bunch of them with different use cases. Grok would constantly get details wrong and hallucinate sources. It's the worst of the free services, I haven't tried all the paid ones.
>>61218031As a 44 year old boomer let me just tell you kids, never ever go after women in the 9-10 out of 10 range. They're good for fun but relationships with these women is a nightmare. You fuck 9s and 10s. You marry a 7. 8 if she's really cool or has a good relationship with her father. By good relationship I mean she was punished growing up not that she loves daddy cuz she's a princess. Also when they're this pretty, 9 times out of 10 they neglect their bodies and are skinnyfat.
>>61219601Even the dumpy ones have attitudes like 9s these days old man. Even the 9s are beat to fucking hell. Its the chemicals in the water
>>61218798>>61218826Give up on TA and realize most of the money in the market is moved by algorithms, not by people making good business moves. PE is a fucking retarded metric in today's marketPerpetual debt = perpetual asset valuation increase
>>61219628>Perpetual debt = perpetual asset valuation increaseperpetual prediction markets = profitsprophex the right way to go
>>61217500Fallout NV so you can gamble for fun
>>61219475YOUYOU'RE THE REASON WHY THIS THREAD IS FULL OF VOOPOSTINGKILL YOURSELF OLD MAN
>>6121946470% of people in their 30s aren't married you out of touch boomer, turns out no one gets married if they're only making 45k a year before taxes MEDIAN oh wiat the median is actually about 38k. Kys.
>>61219496All boomer shit is trash and you ruined the US with unpayable debt. You deserve to be shat on and the best part is that you're old so I'd fucking HEEM you if we ever met. Remember that, you bald gray fucktard.
>>61219346>>61219399>internet smart phones>AI prompts>"an edge"The fuck are you subhumans talking about, no one ever got 'an edge' because they can deliver for uber. 4chan boomers are somehow the most delusional people in existence it's actually unbelievable.
