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>>61221272
>calendar
https://finviz.com/calendar/economic
https://www.financialjuice.com/home/
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar/
https://www.tradingview.com/economic-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

>chart
https://www.tradingview.com/chart/ [free realtime futures: SPX500USD, NAS100USD]
https://www.sierrachart.com/

>education
https://www.investor.gov/
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.cboe.com/optionsinstitute/
https://www.cmegroup.com/education/courses.html

>heatmap
https://finviz.com/map.ashx
https://www.tradingview.com/heatmap/stock/
https://www.tradingview.com/heatmap/etf/

>screener
https://finviz.com/screener.ashx
https://www.tradingview.com/screener/

>squawk
https://www.financialjuice.com/home/

>television
https://iptv-org.github.io/channels/us/BloombergTV
[streamlink/vlc/mpv] https://bloomberg.com/media-manifest/streams/phoenix-us.m3u8
https://iptv-org.github.io/channels/us/CNBC
[streamlink/vlc/mpv] https://fl7.moveonjoy.com/CNBC/index.m3u8

>trading hours
https://www.tradinghours.com/markets/

>[misc]
https://edition.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/
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Fucking ZUCK redeemed
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Is we getting a stimulus check this year?
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no dubs and market ends
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METANIGGERS WTF??? 1$ EPS??? WHAT THAT NIGGERDAMN IS THAT CHEAP SHOT?? HOOOOOOOOOOOTDAAAMN.
TIKTOK WINS HOO LEEE FUCK
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Yesterday really was the blow off top
I knew it. I felt it. I was up bigly.
And now? I am bigly no more
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>>61222911
you're not even getting food stamps next week boy
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>*breathes in*
>*ahem*
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL!
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META IS NOT DONE SELLING ITS ONLY BEGUN
-200 TOMORROW
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GOOG bros…
WTFWT
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Ugliest thread yet really
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I want a fucking TMF refund this is bullshit.
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>Thing happens
>AMD dumps
never change
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>Google cloud growth
34%
>Microsoft azure growth
25%
Too fucking easy for Google bros
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>>61222950
yep, and with their own chips
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SELLING ACCELERATES
BETA DIP BUYERS GETTING THEIR BUSSYS TORN TO SHREDS
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total google victory
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>>61222950
what about AWS...
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Bullish for nebisisters
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Wait so meta just had a16billion expense they're counting for this past quarter, and it's just that that is tanking their reported EPS? That's it? And that's worth -8% to the share price? Huh?
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>>61222962
Probably gonna report a 10% growth and drop 25% in a second
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>>61222971
FAKE GAY FAGGOT COMPANY RUN BY A FAG IS THE MAIN REASON
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Glad i bought some google calls . Kek ZUCKbaggies
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meta STILL redeeming in after market...
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Buy MONOLITHIC tomorrow. Is gonna RIP IN CUM PUMP!!!!
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The American consumer/worker is dying and you’re all creaming over tech. Interesting. Who can see what’s looking on the horizon.
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I’m literally all in google lmao
I wonder if I should go full retard and also go leveraged in my trad ira
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>>61222975
Haven't seen that webm in a while
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META and TSLA are the red-headed step children of the MAG7. get rid of them now
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>>61222930
how?
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MSFT will probably recover and GOOG speaks for itself, but man I knew I should've pulled out of Meta when I had the chance. Garbage.
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>>61222982
THE BUBBLE LITERALLY JUST POPPED AND YOU ARE TALMBOUT THE AMERICAN CONSUMER WHO GIVES A FUCK
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stocks for this feel brehs
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>>61222982
Social networks are free to use, and therefore do not require the American consumer to do well. In fact, they will do better when the American consumer is jobless and scrolling all day
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lol meta
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>>61222990

The 7 become 5. Will the 5 become 3? What lies next?
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it's over
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I am once again bitching about JEPI having such poor performance this week. Why the fuck are the shares losing value so quickly?
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>investing at all in META
why? They are self admitted to be behind in just about everything tech
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Tech is not a bubble because everyone thinks it is
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>MSFT

KEK BAGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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>>61222986
I haven't seen this one since the great Covid Crash of 2020.
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>>61222997

Well you should. Unless you want to lose it all in 24 months. >>61223001
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You may not realize it yet, but the AI bubble popped today. The recent major service outages at big tech companies have been caused by bugs introduced from AI vibecoded software infrastructure. The big tech companies are going to halt their internal usage of AI for coding, followed by freezing their AI rollout altogether in the next 4-6 months. You have been warned.

t. industry insider
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I remember 4 months ago when you faggots all said Google was dead because of that stupid ass Apple article that made the stock dump -8% in a day, just on that piece of shitty news.
I'm now +80% on it. In 4 months.
/smg/ is ALWAYS wrong. But it's also not normal that I'm making so much money on what is already a megacap. There's no timeline where it's normal that Google goes +80% in 4 months. Earnings are good, but it's also the most fairly priced, and even there it's overpriced. Not to mention the rest of the market.
So yes, there IS a bubble. You can memearrow me all you want, I'll be proven right again.
I'll be selling gradually and more and more aggressively over SP500 7000, up to 7500.
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>>61223012
cost avg 180 I don't give a fuck lol
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>>61222986
i haven't been on /biz/ for a while
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>>61223001

Hmmm. But they make their money on selling ads. If they are scrolling all day penniless. Who’s going to want to sell bums ads. Unless fentanyl gets legalised. Or Onions Green.
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>>61223019
AI is actually dragging the overall quality of the codebase up, after years of H1B lottery jeets shitting everything up
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MORTGAGE RATES UP BECAUSE THIS FAGGOT SPIKED THE 10 YEAR YIELDS
THANKS JEROME TOOLATE NIGGER POWELL NOW I CANT AFFORD TO EAT OR BUY A HOUSE VERY COOL
I hate this stupid motherfucker. I hope his stay in hell isn't transitory.
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>>61223019
AI IS THE SAME SHIT AS DEI HIRES
THEY WILL REALIZE IT DOESNT WORK AND GO BACK TO HAVING WHITE PEOPLE HOLDING KEY POSITIONS AND DOING THE IMPORTANT WORK
NO MORE AI, NO MORE DEI
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Given that Microsoft earnings were shit, is it safe to say Amazon earnings will be even more shit since Azure has taken so much market share from AWS?
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>>61223026

Ffs moot. S o y l e n t
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>>61223014
that's about right
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The meta dump makes no sense. It's genuinely a one time 16 billon dollar expense.
If this continues into tomorrow, I think I'm going to pivot my google gains into a larger meta position.
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>>61223014
>>61223025
Interesting, because there's another version with easier to read text, and text on the 1st frame so it shows up in the thumbnail
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>>61223019
How about you get inside this industry *opens asshole*
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Worried about tomorrow Amazon bros
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>>61223019
vibecoding gets software updates out the door faster tho, even John Carmack said he regrets autistically insisting on C and C++ optimization on his recent projects when frameworks and AI assisted coding is so much faster
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>>61223019
I use it to make gobbies, very important use of resources
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>>61223026
The lack of customers will drive advertisers to spend more in order to compete for the few remaining spenders
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>>61223048
THE BUBBLE HAS POPPED, SELL ALL YOUR TECHS, SELL YOUR VIDEO CARDS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTERS HUAWEI OR WHATEVER IS GOING TO PUT NVIDIA OUT OF BUSINESS
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>>61223039
i'll store it for 2030
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I wonder if they are going to report Waymo ridership on the earnings call.
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All that matters is that none of big tech is slashing their capex yet, which means NVDA is safe to continue the moon mission
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Damn… what the fuck this admin is going hard after Indians.
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I have no idea what I'm doing with options and I am scared and need your help (yes, I know this is an extreme top signal, sorry)

If I own:
Nov07 GOOG 275 LONG CALL x2
Oct31 GOOG 275 LONG CALL x2
OCT31 GOOG 285 SHORT CALL x4

I should still be in the green tomorrow overall right?
I'm not going to get gaped and heemed by the shorts more than I gain from the longs, right?
RIGHT?
I don't know what the fuck an assignment is.
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>>61223067
but for how long tho :/
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>>61223056

Yes that’s it. The less people have money and the greater the volume. The more ad spenders panties get wet.
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Not sure if I should take this bath on OPEN calls I was hoping for some good news on homes or a very bullish market. I can't believe I did this well and then did another 1400$ hail mary AGAIN. This is my why account never grows because I always buy the tops on things and keep wishing for big moves on things. I really thought with all the headwinds OPEN could do 15 on Thanksgiving.

I can't really sell at 0.02 I guess fuck my life maybe I'll get lucky and get 5 so I only lose -400$. I don't know how to trade a stagflationary market bro, if MSFT/META/AMZN crash and Goog goes up I am assuming things are slowing down.

I cannot believe these cunting ass democrats are willing to burn this all down so that some people who should be dead unable to work or volunteer or go to online college can live more.

Who can buy a house when they have no jobs and cannot afford things. I had a feeling that I was doing something stupid because the economy was about to crash but I just believed in OpenDoor.
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>>61222999
Fake n' gay tranny meat
Checked
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TLT bros?
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>>61223070
JEETS MUST BE PURGED FROM OUR STREETS BEFORE THEY SHIT
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>>61223071
The jews might assign and you will owe IRS thousands
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Yes yes yes
*pop pop pop pop*
Ice cream yum
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>>61223071
Bruh moment
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Adobe crashing makes my day. Fuck their unoptimized shit, Lightroom has been unuseable for 2 years now. Fuck their AIshitcoding and fuck their jeetcoding.
May they fucking burn in hell.
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Takeaway. The first real cracks are appearing in MAG7. Confidence will wobble. So much money at stake.
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>>61223073
Yes, no longer can some retard shit out 6 ads for a drop shipped coffee maker or pot metal pergola to make a quick 15k, they now need to sustain the sales process and get customers to commit. It'll take months of more heavily personalized campaigns to draw out a sale
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>>61223105

Are you talking up your bag. Or talking reality.
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>>61223097
Too big to fail. Jews know the fall of MAG7 destroys the zionist dream
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>Fed says they'll buy treasuries
>yields spike higher
Am I dumb or is the market dumb
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I’ve spent over $1000 on chipotle this year why is the stock down
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>>61223112
I have no position in any social network company, except Amazon via twitch
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>>61223114

Here’s the thing. The amount of money in the 7. If one or two waver. The “new mag5” becomes a much harder sell. Now don’t get me wrong. I think there’s a 30 trillion print coming. With spectacular volatility. And equities and PMs and BTC probably aswell will moon. But long term. The medicine is coming.
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Some anon bought $360 puts on carvana
did you make it?
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i had everything on META
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Zuckerberg pumps everyones bags but his own shareholders.
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>>61223130
> But long term. The medicine is coming.

Sure, I agree, but none of us know when exactly. In the meantime, we might as well profit off the final years (or decades idk) of zionist rule in America
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>>61223136
losing everything will make you stronger in the long run. this is not financial advice
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who the fuck is buying the CVNA dip?

>trades four to five times higher valuation than peers
>subprime delinquencies pushing 6% exceeding GFC levels
>44% of 2022-2023 vintage loans underwater as used vehicle prices down over 20%
>99% approval rates lending to subprime borrowers
>44% of loans sold are nonprime with over 80% of recent ABS deals having deep subprime FICO scores
>25% of gross profit from gains on loan sales
>aggressive accounting tactics with GPU 50% higher than KMX

lol this shit is a ticking time bomb
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>I'm up 12% since last monday
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>boing boing boing

Thanks JPow
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>>61223071
Looking into your options I see opens at +1100 congrats! If you wait until end of day Friday it could be +2400. Usually your options aren't assigned until end of week, however if they were ALL options disappear from your account, ALL are sold and you get a difference usually what it should be.
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>>61223149

Sure. Just be aware there’s no deal coming in US EU RU CN relations. They are all doubling down. So remember to keep something in hand in case it the unthinkable.
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>>61223070
The one thing I'm fully in support of is Trump projecting my job specifically from H1Bs and the like. Good rules are the ones that let me keep my career a bit longer.
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>>61223165

If a fucking jeet can replace you that easily. Were you ever really needed?
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So, between Meta, Google, Microsoft and a few others, tomorrow will just be money transfers between each other and the NDX will do a wooping +0.0%
Well, it's a proven pattern after all.
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>>61223177

What’s the average gain of the MAG7 today? Percentage wise?
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It all makes sense. Microsoft double beat, they're doing fine and own a portion of OpenAI. The initial reaction was intertwined with the response to Meta, which, on the other hand, is lagging hard in the AI race. Zuck has been desperately poaching anyone willing to jump ship from the big labs and so far has produced nothing notable.

>>61223019
You're the biggest retard in the thread and have zero understanding on how production code is handled.

>>61222991
I buy low and then sell high.
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>>61223136
You RETARD
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>>61223175
Don't be silly. It's more like a whole team replacing me and the initiatives generally end in the company getting some major failure in their codebase. However it's supremely inconvenient.
That said I'm probably on the more replaceable end of my workplace so it's just as well if I get rich here and retire.
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>>61223071
looks like some sort of bull call spread but split the long leg between 2 expirations

your price target according to your structure should have been 285. so looks like you'll have a nice profit as long as Google stays above 285. we would have to know the price you paid for each option to calculate what your profit is, but as long as Google stays over 285 you should be at max profit by expiration
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>>61223188

Yes. How silly of me. Then surely you have no reason to be anxious.

Yet you are.
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>SCHD
Sooo glad I dropped this shit back in june. I bought the hype and the "muh dividends" meme then realised thats a stupid and slow way to make money.
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>>61223152
were in a buy the dip market no matter what on everything
it wont stop until the market gets slapped down with multiple days in a row of a similar move to 10/10
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>>61223136
If you mean shortterm, you are probably fucked. If you've got something longterm, it'll be fine. They massively beat if you remove the 16billion expense. It'll be a distant memory next quarter.
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Mooglies, how are we doing tonight?
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>>61223212
My ballsacks pov
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>>61223149
>but none of us know when exactly
i mean that's the thing that makes people worry no
who knows if their portfolio is getting dumped on in 6 years or 6 months
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>>61223204
Dividend stocks are one of the biggest noob traps in investing. Imagine trading value for dividends and getting taxed for it.
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>>61223219

Yeah. You’re right. Bet it all on GME.
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Shall I dump my fucking ORACLE bags? That shit keeps dumping every fucking day maaan.
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Welp with a good tech ETF you don't have to worry about 1 company doing badly. Thanks goog keeping me in the green yet again
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KEK@RUSSELL
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>>61223212
not feeling good, sold 270 CC expiring Friday, NEVER DOING CC AGAIN
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>>61223217
>tattoos
Cmon, you can do better anon
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>>61223225

What’s the ETF. Then we can look at its weighting. If it’s the iodine tablet ETF you may be correct.
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>>61223116
Nobody wants that crap, that's why the fed has to buy them in the first place.
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YOU CANT JUST BUY EARNINGS DIPS MSFT BAGGIES
NO NO NO NO NO
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>>61223223
Everything on GME, BYND, AMC, and Tesla (to be safe)
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>>61223177
the farmer, miller, and baker also form a circlejerk that ends up fueling a city
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>>61223246

What’s the appropriate time horizon. That’s the question. In a world with exponentially increasing volatility
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>>61223212
I bought 1 share of GOOG while waiting for my haircuttest on a whim today. If I had more in cash I would've bought more but I'm currently all tied up in Kenvue and Toyota Motors
>>61223212
GIWTWM
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>>61223121
same store sales suck and overall traffic is going down. people arent paying 15$ for a mediocre mexican dish. its fucking mexican food made by teenage niggers who dont like you. mexican food was never meant to be pricey
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KEK PAYPAL
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>>61223255
Ummmm two more weeks
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>>61223235
VOOG. Honestly wish they would trim a lil nigvidia
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i don't understand taxes
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>>61222921
J U S T
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>>61223266
Paypal is gonna be always shit, no matter how many Nvidias or OpenAI collabs you throw in lmao.
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>>61223272

Then you’re trading. Not investing. Do you thing trading get less or more risky in volatile market? Do you think investing gets less or more? Do you know the difference even?
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>>61223301
I was joking about the meme stocks, I don't touch that stuff
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>>61223282

You just revealed your greatest fear. Now fucking hedge some of it.
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i literally couldn't fill out the most basic form there is, which stocks to i buy?
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>>61223303

You can have multiple time horizons. And allocate appropriately by the way.
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>>61223264
True but it’s still the cheapest food near my job and if u get a chicken bowl it’s like $11. I go there for lunch a lot and it’s busy so I always order ahead but 1 location in a busy area probably doesn’t mean much if traffic is down
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Trump is so fucking dumb. This and not hiring Jared Isaacman for NASA proves this fact.

>>the jew has a private fucking airforce
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i remember the "Google is done for now that AI is here to replace them" narrative pushed around here
boomer tier reasoning
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I literally just buy spy calls when there’s a dip, that’s it
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>>61223264
Yeah I dont really get the point of chipotle. For me, if I want to eat rice and beans I want it *cheap*. If I want to save money because I fucked up a trade or bought too many retrohammer minis I buy a bag of dried beans and a bag of dried rice and a jar of salsa and fill up my tummy for cheap.

Chipotle is too expensive
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>>61223320
Google is a data broker and what helps more than that?
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>>61223306
Wpay or chpy if you think line go up
Vix if you think line go down, up, then down, then up
Shs if you think line go down
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>>61223331
i could easily go to prison if i fuck that up right?
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>>61223327

You’re just noticing the value of your unit of account debasing. The Mexican slop isn’t getting more expensive. The dollar is just debasing. But if that really bothers you. You can’t be making much money trading or investing.
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>>61223342
Not if you're in the States, I don't know about other countries
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>>61223254
In communism, most certainly yeah. Otherwise no, it's no sufficient. As proven by its inevitable fall.
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>>61223323
based
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>>61223284
Dont worry about it, it's the IRS job to understand taxes. They'll mail you a bill. Don't do their job for them.
t. filed 2024 taxes today
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>>61223342

This must be bullish right? Fraudulent browns getting into the market is a buy signal for me.
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Before I leave for the day, I want to remind all you smiggers that TSMC remains undervalued.
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>>61223304
It's only 14k it will be alright

Anyone looking at Qnity next week? We had a few speakers at work today on a hype fest. It actually sounds pretty good.
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Anyone else full porting into FBL in AH?
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>>61223364
Yeah but what if China launches missiles at it tomorrow
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test
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>>61223344
I'm Jewish so even though I have hundreds of thousands of dollars and nothing to spend it on I am ethnically obligated to save $5 on rice and beans
You wouldn't understand
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>>61223284
>i don't understand taxes
If you make any money you get taxed, unless you are rich, then you get a refund on the money you made. Oh, and you voted for it.
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I told you guys, the government shutdown was going to lead to a deep and dark unsettling time for millions of hard working American families, but you said nobody cared, I'm here to tell you that you were wrong boss. Now its up to the republicans to repeal the big ugly bill, and give back the healthcare to undocumented citizens boss
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>>61223323
how long out
on tha expirations
& how do u
pick tha STRIKES
?
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>>61223367

DuPont and it are up to their balls in debt.
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>>61223364
sauce for the full set?
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>>61223380

Don’t they teach you coin clipping 101 (what to do and not to do) in Yesiva?
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You can see the Jewish rugpull in real time.
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>>61223415

Are you not impressed there was so little insider trading on it.
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Will the layoffs stop now that they cut by 25%?
Are the jobs coming back
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Thank you, Google.
I will NOT make fun of Indians for 48 hours
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>>61223376
This would never happen, but it doesn't even matter as a hypothetical now that the Arizona plant is done.
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>>61223319
>crashing social security
Truly one of the only based boomers in existence.
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META IS GOING TO ZERO
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wtf sprouts farmers market
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>>61223426
I thought we would have to wait until 2029 to get our Depression but here it comes. Obamacare/EBT cuts with tariffs and move towards a balanced budget are textbook deflationary measures thrown on the most overpriced market in history.
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>>61223376
Yes the emperor of China will decided to suicide his entire dynasty on a scorched earth reunification. Lern 2 geopolitic gayboy
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>>61223464
It is only one step removed from BYND
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>>61223402
I gotta see the financials of Qnity alone after the split. I like the idea. One stop shop for all Fab supplies. Great margins and were doing massive expansions at work.
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>>61223467
Where is this move towards a balanced budget. We're spending more than ever?
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>>61223429
Lmao no this is like Microshit shafting Xbox because they want a 30 percent profit from all products they release and of course higher yearly revenue earned
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>>61223469
Aren’t they a grocery store like Kroger though
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>>61223467
>Balanced budget
>Thinks that happening
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What stocks are people swing trading right now? anything fun?
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>>61223468
Yeah but like what if he did though
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>>61223477
They're going after Obamacare and EBT, the intent of the GOP is to move towards a balanced budget. Tariffs are a part of this. The debt gravy train has to end somewhere and when it does it will mean serious deflation across the market.
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>>61223481
Yeah but it's a produce store
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>>61223467

>balanced budget

Wat? Wait until the bank liquidity issue hits next month. Kek.
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>>61223491
>he thinks they are going to cut EBT
The largest users overall are rrual whites mainly in Appalachia the GOP also it would be far less populat the rug pulling defense conrcaters trying to sell 1.5 million dollar drones that in reality could be made for couple thousand
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>>61223491
Deflation is easy to solve isn't it?
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>>61223500
Can't forget this funny event coming up also Trump contiunes to make this worse by adding even more expenses to Credit score
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>>61223521
Also EBT is gibs for farmers or did people also forget 25 percent of Walmart sales are from EBT
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>>61223488
500 Hardcover copies of The Intelligent Shitposter
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>>61223490
The US would launch a multi prong response from its military bases scattered across Asia with the full cooperation of every country that isn't China. They run joint military trainings for exactly this scenario. As an aside, the Chinese can not detect US nuclear submarines. In short Beijing would be effectively nuked by such an act of aggression as firing missiles into Taiwan. Now the more important question; what if your mom had a dick?
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i'm getting fucked here
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>>61223488
Leveraged buttcoin
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thread cloud
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>>61223533
I would like to know more about this event. Is it a bobo only invite?
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>>61223551
>our vassals will commit suicide to defend island chinks
what if they say no?
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>>61223568
>Buy meta
Based newfag retards
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This whole capex circlejerk is a Metaverse rerun, but this time its the whole sector instead of just a Zuckerberg delusion. The rugging that will happen when capex starts falling will be crazy, just a matter of time imo.
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>>61223571
Only if your looking at regional banks shitting themselves sub prime delinquencies reaching finnical crisis levels and Heinz saying the goyim can't afford dressings and the slop they make
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>>61223574
They don't have to help the US has more than enough military bases and equipment in place already. But they will help. China asshole nobody like china
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AMD
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>>61223600
What about it??????
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>>61223551
Very cool
>Now the more important question; what if your mom had a dick?
I would cry
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>>61223604
its going to 1-2T
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>>61223592
Are you sure I'm not late to the party?
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>>61223568
Not nearly enough n's and j's
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>>61223611
Maybe in 5 years
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>>61223616
Not really just got to hedge the US shutdown isn't stopped soonish and their will be a slowdown or at least a bailout sometime next year
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>>61223611
Not with these cpu "deals"
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>>61223412
Regrettably despite the rhetoric on 4chan many of us Jews are not part of the inner circle
I'm just a retard who likes knishes
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>>61223641
lol regetti and qbits or whatever gets fucked hard by these guys. lol
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GOOG bros I'm gonna bust
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>>61223641
you mean gpu deals

>>61223620
2T in 5 years would be great. id be a multi millionaire.
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zesty ahh market breh
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henlo mister jerome
thank u for lowering the rates
but it is emergency
my msft stock is going down
please lower the rates again
thank u mister jerome
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>>61223592
doesnt look too bad.

>kraft
Kraft has been shitting the bed for years now. it crashed in 2019 and never recovered.
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Bitcoin doesn’t stay down and out forever. Look how solid foundation suppart is there but ofcourse proudy people keep dogging it. Even microstrategies is good buy for these levels but ofcourse people will say negativity just for engagement.
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>>61222895
good thread
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>>61223568
>text^jew

What did they mean by this?
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>>61223568
>fine wtf unless mean getting long next today things crashing
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Was there a rate lowering today? I thought the fomc was on wednesday
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>tell the guy to just buy bonds instead of a 3x leveraged bond etf
>get called a boomer

I got a 4.5% coupon and a 2% nominal retsrd
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>>61223691
nigga stop doing drugs
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>>61223010
>Tech is not a bubble because everyone thinks it is
got a counter argument but only sensible to win with a significant profit margin on Prophex.
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>>61223699
What else would I do?
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i bought some utilities today
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Trump and Xi meeting tomorrow could change everything
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this is like the 10th time the bubble has popped apparently
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>MSFT
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
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Rate cuts are bullish for silver forget about tmf/tlt
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>>61223720
I bought the fucking dip this always happens to me sorry guys
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nahh this shii zesty af unc fr nc
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>>61223720
They sold Xbox to Amazon
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Bros I might just swing WD....
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TOLD YOU FAGS TO STOP TRYNA BUY THAT MSFT DIP
ITS O V E R
OVERRR
OVEEERRR
GOING TO ZERRRROOOO
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you now remember BYND

>3 day pump
>3 year /BYND/ gen
oof
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I bought bynd puts too early I didn't even ponder the orb or consult the chart I fucked up, I'm sorry orb I should know better.
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>>61223568
>beansretard
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>>61223568
>money meta market
It truly feels like a meta market and certainly not like a real market
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>>61223316
problem is CMG is priced like a growth stock but it has no growth. that alone is due for a de-rating. i think CMG goes down to 20/sh eventually to put it more in-line P/E-wise with its peers
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>>61223758
THIS BUT FOR THE ENTIRE STOCK MARKET
PEOPLE HAVE LITERALLY PUT ALL OF THEIR MONEY INTO THE STOCK MARKET FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS, THAT WEALTH IS FINNA GET TRANSFERRED AND THEY WILL BE COPING FOR THE REST OF THEIR BAGGIE LIVES
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ok so two huge ballers have dumped their msft bags so far in after market, diamond hands microsoft marines
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>>61223650
you need family involved in the central banks, its a shame nobody kept up with my personal red pilling over a decade ago now, they're still at the "jews are a hivemind cabal who meet in secret to figure out how to destroy the west" no, jews who own the central banks created a system that encourages entropy, depressions, inflation and resource scarcity and wastage, so long as we're trapped in our debt-currency ponzi scheme, we're doomed, and no evil kike elite needs to soo much, as lift a finger to do it.
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>>61223650

It’s a fucking joke. Only brainlets take the Jews run everything pill. Mainly because the world is brimming with retarded Jews. I’m talking to one.
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>>61223650
>>61223781
Cute
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>>61223589
Pretty much this. Retards go "hurr those big brain 280 IQ CEOs surely can't be wrong with all these CAPEX". Yet they (zoomers) forgot that you have precisely this guy that made a bet with his stupid ass Metaverse and burned money for absolutely zero returns. Zero.
Now it's even worse, because of herd mentality. From absolutely every-fucking-one.
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>>61223715

To what end. What’s your feeling on how it’s gonna go?
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What stocks are recession proof
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>>61223788

Happy Hanukkah bro :)
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HELLO BLOODYS HOW ARE WE FEELING FOR AMZN CALLS TOMORROW
POST UR POSITION BENCHODS LETS SEE IF IT BEATS GAMB CALLS
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>>61223792
SQQQ
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>>61223792
WMT basically went up during the 2008 crisis. but that was a long time ago.
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>>61223792
NVDA
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>>61223792

Gold. And not I’m not a SEFT moron. But it’s because it’s universal and has no Counter part risk.
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>>61223791
I think everyone is expecting it to go well which is the scary part. I don’t really know what’s going through trumps head and both of those presidents have a big ego so one wrong move or phrase or if either of them get pissed it could end up being a big negative surprise
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>>61223791
Gonna announce the US/Chinese alliance against the rogue Mafia state of Russia.
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>>61223816

I read Chinese media and diplomatic readouts. I believe you are sadly mistaken. Go read Chinese media in the days after the meeting. You will get the truth (how crazy things have reversed). Trump is a buffoon
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>>61223415
2022 bear market started with META shitting the bed too, bubble popping ETA 2 months
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>>61223819

Good luck with that.
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>>61223775
J-just you wait! MSFT to 7000. The shorts will cover!
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>>61223833
Everyone itt owes me a blowie if I'm right. Putin is the one that declared reconquista back in fashion, why shouldn't China reclaim its northern territories?
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the meta selloff is so retarded. easiest dip buy ever tomorrow
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>>61223791
Nothing will come of it, trump deals are barely worth the paper they're printed on (assuming it even goes past verbal). Maybe some short term stock fluctuations, which is what trump seems to care for.
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>>61223848

Look. My main game is geopolitical analysis. You are so far off I don’t have time to explain. READ THE OTHER SIDES MEDIA!
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>>61222930
Are you the 200k guy?
>69%
Bruh if I had GDXU'd and then USAR'd and then GOOG'd I coulda done that too. I always pussy out.
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>>61223856

Not one of them goes past verbal. And the other side usually denies anything he said the day after. These are signals you can’t ignore. He’s a fucking bullshitter
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>>61222982
Yes saar but india is doing great, praise vishnu!
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>>61222982
>what’s looking on the horizon
10T nvda
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>>61223853
I bought today, after hours. First time doing it too.
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>>61223851
You might be on to something… my portfolio did something similar
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>>61223184
Some days I see thirst traps online and can only think it would be fine going to jail if I got to rape and impregnate her.
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>>61223868

If you mix prejudice and your bag. You will be the nigger with no bag. It’s business not emotion.
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>>61223853
Yeah when I actually read into things and say the EPS miss was due to a one-time tax issue I realized it's basically just a buying opportunity. Still gonna hurt my portfolio tomorrow lol.
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>>61223792
McKesson Corp. You know why? Because boomers need their meds. That's why.
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>>61223878
So you think it does a GOOG tomorrow?
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>>61222982
Yeah I think people don’t realize how bad it already is in America unless you are currently looking for a white collar job
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>>61223882
true saar, indians is good people saar.
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>>61223889
Possibly, but the big drop first which will last a few days at the minimum
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>>61223883

And paying your customer to buy your product is investment. And capex expenditure that would take 500 years to pay back on “projected” revenue is a buy signal. WTF lads. Are you nuts. Make hay. But summer is waning.
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>>61223814
>Gold. And not I’m not a SEFT moron. But it’s because it’s universal and has no Counter part risk.
gold can have counter-party risk if you're not storing it yourself. you can also have 34d-party risk if someone finds out you have a bunch of it stored in your house and they want to pay you an uninvited visit with ski masks
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>amazon
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>>61223882
Not him, but I can't bring myself to buy Google because I despise Google. Aside from that, I'm all business.
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>>61223904
>capex expenditure that would take 500 years to pay back
just because you type it doesnt make it true though lol
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>>61223909

Risks you mention are multiplied for any other risk hedge. Gold can be easily hidden. And I’m not advocating putting it all in physical gold. But you would be a mug not to have 10% just in case.
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>>61223857
I don't understand noodle glyphs sum it up for me. Also doesn't mean they can't portray xi as the Chad and Trump as the wojak regardless of whatever deal is made
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>>61223912

Understood
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>>61223916
But are their depreciation periods too long?
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>>61223916

Show me the projected profit timescale for any ai or any ai invested company
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Dividend investors are true cult-like. It like they can’t handle math.
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>>61223830
whoa now, american media is the only source of truth buster. chyna bad, merica gud.
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I hope I timed the SOXL top correctly after i sold today and I can buy it again when it goes down 50% `o`
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>>61223929
https://imgur.com/a/9bbZ6Iw
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>>61223940
SOXL is required to stay up till next April so I can give the govt less money.
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>no >futures posting
What is going on
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opium war 3.0 tomorrow
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>>61223972
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>>61223929
oof instant vibe shift

from 500 years to asking for help
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>MSFT
>same price as it was 1 week ago
>META
>i dont even want to touch that shit

nothing to slurp
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Fuck I forgot I bought 1 share of Mastercard and then tried to sell it yesterday. Down 15 bucks now. Gay market.
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What’s the play for Apple earnings bros
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>>61223963

100 employees. Ok maybe. All companies start wit one. 7x this year. Great buy. But blow off territory. What happens when AI needs actual price point? Net income -2 mil?!! Market cap 300 mil. Are you taking the fucking piss mate. Tiny AI adjacent company. Dealing in shoplifting. Good luck with that when the crunch hits. And normie grannies are stealing the basics.

Next.
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I bought amzu last week and sold it today. Gonna buy the dip friday. Fr yes cap
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its over isnt it?
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>>61223971
>futures
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>>61224054
It's what? Over.
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jobs AI will never take. ill start.
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>>61224054
Definitely
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Mag 7 are using AI to be more profitable right now

Goog is at an all time high driven by AI growth
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>all in msft, amzn, nvda
star boy altman ain't givin' zucc the gluck gluck
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>>61224076
Do you literally have any proof to back up that claim?
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>>61223848
Im pretty sure china will be more willing to ally with russia so they can claim their own stake in XYZ neighbouring countries, than with the USA.

Unless trump is going full brinksmanship again, the problem is, he's cucked before, so crying wolf like that could backfire badly on him unless he's got a good enough carrot.
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>>61224002
Pray
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>>61224089
besides the quarterly earnings reports? lol

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/10/27/ai-is-driving-huge-productivity-gains-for-large-companies-while-small-companies-get-left-behind.html#:~:text=to%20human%20workers.-,Large%2Dcap%20companies%20are%20seeing%20steady%20AI%2Drelated%20productivity%20gains,same%20period%2C%20the%20firm%20found.
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>>61224057
that must be the nicest paintjob on a car ever.
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>>61224089
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/10/29/alphabet-google-q3-earnings.html
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>>61224023
>Dealing in shoplifting.
??? what the fuck are you looking at
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Seems like anthropic/google (amzn?) are the ones makingmoney with AI and cloud services (other than nvidia and tsm). Google in particular is doing it without paying the nvidia tax which probably is the reason why msft had worse results,

>MSFT AI Investment Concerns: The company's aggressive AI spending reached $35 billion in the September quarter, raising concerns among investors about the sustainability and profitability of such high expenditures.

Very bullish for Google.
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can i ask a really noob investment question, specifically about capital gains tax
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I ate so much shit on ups earnings.
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>>61224026
I sold AMZU today after I saw the bad MSFT earnings. There’s no way AWS is doing better than Azure
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>>61224179
Go on anony
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>>61223851
looks like meta, itll probably happen, this is the bubble poppening after all
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>>61224179
no
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>>61223971
There is literally no future.
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>>61224201
practically correct, conceptually thougbeit
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>>61224201
Is it holiday for futures?
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Google and other big tech posting record earnings and revenue is proof that AI is not a bubble comparable to 2001
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>>61224183
AWS is the dominant cloud service in the world anon, they basically invented the business.
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>>61223971
after hours is still open, futures aren't relevant until AH closes
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>>61224183
did't azure do well, double digit growth
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>>61224231
Which means they'll do the worst of all since they haven o room to grow.
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>>61223177
MOTHERUFCKING ORACLE STILL DIPPING
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>>61224242
really retarded adhoc and incorrect assessment
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uhm what is happening with US Treasury bonds? do I sell em or will they still be rising?
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>>61224242
the market is growing 25% anually anon, all this info is literally 1 google search away instead of making shit up.
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>>61224253
It will turn out to be correct and you know it the entire market is just growth memes.
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Im down 5.6k this month. Do i cut my losses, so I can start investing in shit that will actually go up, or keep bagholding, hoping what ive got will somehow get back to my buy in? Dont ask me what ive got, just know that its bad.
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>>61224285
If you know its bad cut the losses FFS.
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>>61224278
>I'm not correct but I will and youknow it
lel go suck a dick or something retard.
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>>61224282
>Rise and shine Mr. Freeman.
>Rise... and shine...
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>>61224278
even arthimitically youre wrong. if AWS has 30% of current market share it can eat the other 70%. that means they can grow.
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Instead of deciding what to buy I beat Copilot 2-1 in Rock-Paper-Scissors
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Market's wrap for today and yesterday, will try to keep daily updates. Economy is awful still, fuckton of job cuts announced, Century of American Humiliation?
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>>61224285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSQYjq-hWJ0
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>>61224317
century of faggot retard ai death and tech death, century of based american corn victory

mcd, ko, adm, wmt

you fucks, you fucking fucks
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baking
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>>61224348
And with snap cut on 01.11, I say earnings are going to fall through the floor even more on cheap shit. It's gonna show how down bad the consumer really is.

Completely insane in comparison to 30 years ago.
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>>61224370
why
it's over
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>msft after-hours
it's so beautiful.
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>>61224382
>>61224382
>>61224382
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>>61224381
Looks like a bleeding pulse
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>>61224068
AI jannies might actually be an upgrade
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>>61222895
TMF SHILL SHOW YOURSELF!!!



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