Why haven't you taken the nurse pill? >Work 3 days a week>Get to see cool shit everyday>Live beyond means and able to invest 60% of my income>See hot nurse ass every day>Get to help people live more comfortably It is truly the ultimate career
Live well below means I meant whoops
are you that same guy who posted something like this but replaced nursing with bus driving?
>have to clean people's shit asses>even worse, women coworkers
>>61223776No bus driving is gay and does not benefit society having subsidized nigger transportation
>>61223760i'm a family doctor and can't wait until the day i retire, glad you found your niche
>>61223760>work 3 days a weekHow? How much do you make?
>>61223760female nurses are catty. are you in a surgery center or something? can't imagine this playing out well in an ordinary hospital ward
>>61223797Nice Anonymous.I work in ICU and see some really cool things. I'll be applying to Nurse Anesthetist school soon and invest even more money.
>>61223800The shifts are 13 hours, I make about 70k a year after taxes.I live with family so am able to invest a lot of my income
>>61223807No ICU, icu & ed nurses have a different attitude compared to others from what I see
>>61223807Identify as gay. Teh worst that could happen to you is that you have to share your dick sucking xp
>>61223835I make this much and wipe 0 ass…there are some really comfy healthcare gigs out there
>>61223760Because nurses are fucking crazy.
>>61224064Wiping ass is the good part anon
>>61224255Ugh, no thanks, I only deal with the diaphragm and above
>>61223760Failed to mention price of liability insurance and places stretching you thin having 2 CNAs wake up 30 residents then if the resident falls and dies they are found liable. Nursing is only good if the business owner is good, home health aide maybe but if you want to work in a hospital or nursing home enjoy being understaffed the help
>>61224349I work in an icu, we are never understaffed. It's federal law we can only have 2 patients to 1 nurse
>>61223760It's kinda gross and people sucks.
>>61223760I can't imagine being a male nurse and getting mogged every day by Doctors.
>>61223760Male nurse
>>61223760>have to wipe 80 year old poopy butts>have to give people toxic medications that kill them>have to work with women>have to get all the vaxxines
>>61224671>mess up one casual flirtation with coworker whole career is ruined
Nurses are the ones that carried out the covid vaxx and are murdering people in cold blood for extra cash.All of them need to be lined up and excecuted on the spot.We even have proof that the dutch nurses deliberatly kill old people to lower pension benefits.
>>61223760Weird note, but I have huge respect for ugly ass NEET men who go from NEET to RN making 70/hr in two years. I've seen some REALLY obese, ugly, balding guys crushing it as nurses. I considered it at one point, but then I shadowed 3 nurses at different hospitals and it was fucking awful. It really felt like hell on Earth dealing with sick people all day and catty, gay faggy coworkers all fucking day; I would legit kill myself. I even thought about other healthcare jobs, but they all suck dick. There's a reason why the stability is there because so many people get burned out and fuck off to a completely different career. Nursing might be the only one that is golden cuffs because the pay is obscene in California. New grad nurses from an ADN program making 130k/year with a 15k sign on bonus. I mean it's fucking silly, but the work REALLY fucking sucks. You have to get along with your coworkers, otherwise they will sabotage you and try to get you to lose your license, no thanks. The real winners are professors at community colleges, they half ass teach a class, get to fuck their slut students that just got out of high school and make an obscene amount of money doing like 8 hours of work a week. Most jobs fucking suck, you need someone to guide you and show you the path to a comfy job, otherwise you end up in some gossipy shithole that is most careers.
>>61223760Old people are terrible and disgusting. Enjoy wiping shitty asses for a career.I'm in radiology. MRI tech makes about as much money and i get to watch yotuube for half of my shift
>>61223760>Nursing is the ultimate careerThen why do all nurses seem miserable?
>>61224752Because it sucks to be around you
>>61224750I'm a dialysis nurse (acutes) I spend most of my day sitting around monitoring patients too. And I'm considered a specialized nurse so I make more than any other nurse in the hospital. Probably more than a lot of PA/NP too, although my hours are worse.
>>61224774Oh, that sucks. Anyways, the patient in room 10 needs to have his ass wiped, again.
>>61223760>>Work 3 days a weekUntil you get hit with mandatory overtime>>Get to see cool shit everydayYou see hobos and drug addicts and people with deep rooted problems, you see the dregs of society>>Live beyond means and able to invest 60% of my incomelol, lmao even>>See hot nurse ass every dayAverage nurse is above 40 yo>>Get to help people live more comfortablyThey hate you for it
>>61224814>doesn't know the difference between a nurse and a tech
>>61224823No tax on overtime niggaaaaaa
>>61223760The money is not worth it for me. I hate doing shift work or night shift and I don't want to deal with sick people and gross bodily fluids.
>>61224831The nurse still has to be in the room, holding the fat folds back so the tech can get to the paydirt…they’re stuck in there fogged out with some of the most awful smells you have ever smelled
>>61224915No they don't. Stop acting like you know what youre talking about
Do you think a lot of married male doctors cheat on their wives with cute nurses from work?
>>61224750Lol yeah an MRI tech is not making as much as a nurse retard faggot, nice try tho
>>61225208Yes, The provider on my floor flirts with the thick brown skinned Latina and the craziest thing is his wife is an NP at the same hospital
>>61224823Mandatory overtime? What are you talking about?Cool shit everyday.... I see brnchosxopy, I get to put IVs in the oddest placeInvest 60% of income.... I live with my family you dumb indianAverage nurse is above 40 yo...... There are 4 thick Latina nurses on my unit given my location. Nice try currybuttThey hate me for it... how miserable of a person are you? I hope your mom gets raped by a pack of wild nihgers you dumb Indian kike go fuck your sister you hook nosed brown freak.
>>61223797Chicken Sandwich With Gruyere Pepe. Should've played more chess as a child. Covid winter spike thanks to medics getting chest colds and no mask in sight...Cardano.
>>61224064Hello RRT, I work in ICU, I like to fuck with patients vent settings to oiss you guys off and then I act like I never did anything.
>>61224786LMAO yeah you are making more than a fucking PA, do me a favor and rape your own mother please
>>61223760None of this is true>t. doctor
>OP is some student currently on the path to becoming a nurse>Makes this thread in search and hopes of approval, encouragement and validation for their life choices>People just mercilessly lay out the reality of the job for him>An eternity of cleaning up decrepid old people bodily fluids surrounded by a permanent miasma of filth, decay and stench of death>Responsibility for tardwrangling uncooperative, disease ridden old people that go schizo and gain retard strength as expiration approaches>zero respect from peers, ever>constantly around people (doctors) who've made it further in life than you, know it, and will make sure you're keenly aware of it every working day of your life>long inflexible, inconsistent hours that kill any chances of consistent socual life of you ever dreamed of one>constant overtime>mobbing likely for the first couple of decades of tour career>you are considered essential military personel in wartime and all rules of being in the military apply to you, with none of the respect or benefits>all for less than average wages
Can any experts here tell me why the Great Vaxx Die-off didn't happen like /pol/ said it would?
>>61226246Funny you mention that, a guy I knew got myocarditis back in 2021 following the shots, and died yesterday of cardiac arrest. 43 years old
>>61223760>Be a nurse>Overworked and tired as hell>Prescribe wrong medication and patient>Face criminal charges and lose license
Got betabux by nurse irl
I’m a doctor. It’s pretty based but it is a lot of work to learn your job and upkeep the skills. Definitely not for those who just want to stay in their closet fapping to anime 24/7z
>>61223797What you dislike about being a family doctor?
>>61224688You’re schizophrenic.>>61226293For every story like that? There is five stories of something similiar happening to people who had covid.
>>61224301You only think about your current life, think about the good karma the asswipe gets for his afterlife? Literally cleaning peoples butts. Human beings. Earning heaven
>>61226445You say schizo as if its a bad thing. In psychiatry i met the most connected spiritual brothers of my life
Dental hygienist is chill. Barely any job and plenty of benefits
I’m an accountant for healthcare organizations. It also fucking sucks ass. I hate my life.
>>61223760yes that works if you are female.a male nurse is a laughing stock, either you become a doctor or you dont work in a hospital. its a question of self respect.
>>61226156I'm not reading all that lmao
>>61224837the no tax thing only applies to the ".5" part of "1.5x" and it phases out at $140k magi iirc. also it's based on the FLSA definition of overtime, so it has to be >40 hours and it's limited to "0.5" portion of "1.5x" even if you get paid double time ("2.0x") for overtime.
>>61227772So it will only work out for the vast majority of people that just work a little o.t. here and there and not to outliers trying to game the system…gotcha, thanks for pointing that out you little faggot
>>61226318The computer never gets tired and you always have to ask the computer if it’s ok to do first.
>>61226318>You actually have to do your job to keep your licenseOh wow who would have ever thought
>>61223760
>>61223760Radiology imaging modalities are actually where it’s at. I sit comfy at the MRI control panel all day for 6-10 patients over 12 hours and just read.Nurses are a big miss unless you live in a white city. Nearly all of them here are fat blacks and Hispanics.
>>61223760My Mom has been a nurse since 1997. You don't want to be a nurse. My Dad has been a mechanic since he was legally an adult. You don't want to be a mechanic. Those are the two most valuable career life lessons I learned.
So many retards ITT, really shows how stupid and crabs-in-a-bucket /biz/ is.RNs never wipe asses, that’s LPN work at the worst.Mandatory overtime? Prescribing meds? You people are so fucking stupid.Being a male nurse is a goat career.
>>61228081Repairing things or ppl sucks
>>61225377I’m >>61228044You’re the drooling retard. We absolutely do make similar—if not more like in my case. I make 45/hour (42.50 starting) in south Florida as a second year MRI tech. My hospital advertises salaries on job listings and I see nearly all nurses being offered $35/hour starting and up $45 with experience.CT makes about the same as nurses. Regular x-ray makes slightly less unless you’re in fluoro where you’re making similar or slightly more than a nurse.
>>61228081I’ve been a nurse for 5 years, I make $43 an hour and half the time I’m playing games on my phone in the nurse’s station or practicing kanji. It’s awesome and I can’t imagine working any other career.Although it’s obvious this thread is full of losers who don’t have any careers at all.
>>61228106My Mom is an RN on a med surg floor. Her hospital routinely admits randos for billing purposes to say their surgery center is really a hospital. She routinely has to clean up shit from the people they admit. Also LPNs basically only exist in a nursing home. LPNs cant do a lot of the shit RNs can so hospitals just don't hire them so your typical floor is mostly RNs with a few nursing assistants.
>>61228138>med surgeWhy would you ever work med surge? I work psychiatric and tie patients up in restraints + give them IM medications, although it’s rare and usually reserved for the meth heads.
>>61228134I don't believe you for a second. My Mom runs her ass off the whole night. She bitches about people like you since you are more than likely just marking down all your patients refused their meds and you never answer lights.
>>61228162Oh it’s true, your mom is just really dumb for choosing to work med surge.
>>61228158Med surge deals with people after surgery. Her place specializes in knees and shoulders. But her hosptal system got bought out by a larger one a few years ago and they give them these quotas of patients they need to have that are non-surgical because reasons.
>>61228182What magical floor do you work on that all your patients never put their lights on? Also, I would like to remind you she has been a nurse since 1997 and the floor she is on now is the least busy she has ever been. So unless you work at some hospital in bum fuck nowhere there is no way in hell you don't have 8-9 patients a shift.
>>61228220I have 14 patients a shift, there are no “call lights” if they need something they have to come up and ask.In fact they’re locked out of their rooms from 8am till 8pm and have to congregate being a part of daily groups, speaking with the psychiatrists/doctors and deciding on a treatment plan. Mainly deciding which group home or rehab they’ll discharge to.I work psychiatric, patients who are mentally ill. About once every 2-3 days we have a physical hold or seclusion/restraint and I as the RN administer IM medications to knock them out.Med surge is common knowledge to be the shittiest worst floor to work, I dunno why your mother still does it if she clearly hates it. There are so many options and paths as an RN there’s really no excuse.If I didn’t work psych I’d work dialysis or home health or something else easy.Being an RN is awesome, dunno what else to tell you.
>>61228274Ah you got the "they needed an RN to be on the books for legal reasons, so here I am job". You are far and beyond not working a normal nursing job. Stop talking like that is the norm.
>>61228304It’s absolutely the norm, your mother is STUPID for working a med surge floor. What, she worked at the same place for 17 years? Never finding new work?Beyond that deciding between what antipsychotic to use, typical/atypical, working with dementia patients, legally understanding a patient can only be in seclusion for 6 hours and restraints 4 hours, checking limb range of motion and breathing. In fact we have to physically lay eyes on every single patient every 15min to make sure they’re still alive and document their location and status.I’m downplaying how easy it is but it is easy. And legitimately fun.A lot of med-seeking patients who just want subutex/ativan, a lot of homeless meth heads who lost their minds, but if they get uppity I’m the one who restrains them. Been doing it for 5 years cause I enjoy it, sorry your mother can’t say the same.
>>61228366No, since 2019 actually. She has worked in critical care, observation, EDs, PACU, home care, and even a nursing home while getting her RN license/degree and I am probably forgetting a couple. You are lucky you have a cushy job where you have like no work on a shift because they have have other care givers and you, again, are only there because you legally need to be to pass meds, something NAs and LPNs (mostly) are not legally allowed to do.
>>61228134Ywnbaw
>>61223760already have the enjoy the usdc pill on getting core on houdini atm
>>61223760The only problem is that it's a woman job, which means that the majority of your colleagues are women and women are drama queens when they're working with each other. They can't stop bitching, and you can't trust them.If you're on their good side, good for you but don't ever think you can trust them.
I worked 5 days as a CNA and it was the most hellosh job I've hadI imagine full nursing would be that but you're spending less time cleaning old people's asses
>>61227861the max deduction (assuming no phase out) is $12.5k which, assuming your highest tax bracket is 24%, is a savings of $3k.
I see nurses often in my work, and they are by far the most stressed out (mental and physical) miserable people out there.
>>61228654You don’t have to trust them, you just have to fuck them
>>61223760Respectable. The world is healing.Thank you anon.
