So tonight I met someone who was potentially a /biz/ browser. I work in a bar and this guy comes in probably a 24-26 year old, dressed like the guy from Watchdogs, very quiet voice, shy. I talk to him for a while and learn that he just moved into town recently and that his job is "crypto". He said he made a bunch of investments that paid off and now he's just chilling. He was asking me for advice on where to take this broad he's trying to court on a date so I told him all the good local spots and gave him som advice for how to start messaging her etc. (He asked for the advice). He enjoyed his Moscow Mule and left me a tip for $320. I did previously mention /biz/ when we talked about investments and he seemed to light up when I said it. tldr: met a /biz/ bro and he blessed me with a $320 tip on one drink Have you ever met a /biz/ friend IRL and what should I dump this money into?
320$.Crazy!!In Europe Is 2-4€
>>61226556>320$ tipHoly shit he'll be out of money in a few years. Thats what happens when you get easy money.
>>61226563It was legitimately unreal. I've been a cocktail bartender for 6 years and this is the most I'd ever gotten for a tip on a single bill, not to mention only one drink. He came in stone cold sober and it wasn't an accidental tip I believe. I didn't get the chance to say something as I didn't look until he left. If you're out there bro know I'm investing it all. Thank you, wagmi
>>61226556Yeah I had dinner with one. A link guy. And we’ve hung out sometimes
>>61226574He's an incel chud that will never REALLY make it.The money part is the easiest of the three making it criteria.
>>61226595>A link guyHow was the McDonald's dollar menu?
>>61226556Of course I know him. He's me!
>>612265746 years a cocktail bartender? The fuck are you doing with your life? Still, mad party skill to mix drinks
>>61226562It usually ranges anywhere from $3-15 tip per tab on average. If they are black it's $1-5 lmao
I met a few xrp guys on my rest break from work Its pretty sad world we live in honestly they guy said “any day now”
There are a lot of reasons why I'm still a bartender, but it mostly boils down to enjoying what I do. I like interacting with people and seeing their appreciation when I put passion in their drinks. Hearing people say thank you and enjoying their experience is rewarding. Picrel is one of my originals.
>>61226641As someone who got into XRP back when it was around $0.33 I feel sorry for people who are just now hearing about it. I knew we peaked once my old-ass coworker mentioned investing in it about 7 months ago.
>shy>first thing out of his mouth is he's loaded from crypto>gushes money>doesn't know how to handle womenRIP, another good boy who will be taken to the cleaners by some roastie succubus or a dudebro with a business idea.
>>61226562>>61226563>postfix $retards
>>61226556Not a /biz/ bro as he's hardly ESL even, but based crypto guy still.You immediately click with this type of people.What's your investment horizon, how's your life, what kind of gains and risks are you willing to take.It all depends desu. I'm a semi retired LINKtard, the next big bet isn't obvious to me, I wish it was online arbitration, decentralizing low level wagie stuff and make it cheap. L2s are there, so I don't understand where the use-cases are, people are all too busy with RWA/Stables now.
>>61226668This. Real Gs move in silence.
>>61226710Last year I cashed out of my BTC to put a down payment on my condo. I live alone and probably won't be getting married anytime soon as I like fucking around too much currently. I own my car outright (Miata lul), I've got about $25k tied up in non-liquid physical items/collectibles and only about 2k in crypto and stock atm. I repeat buy XRP every week and used to be into LINK a long time ago but never owned a large amount. I'm down to invest a couple hundred here and there in experimental coins or stocks but my investment strategy has always been aiming for long term stability and growth. Being a four day a week bartender I have to be careful and tactical with my investments as most of my funds go to my mortgage rn. And feeding this lil shit.
>>61226752>Bartender for years >has a pet they refer to as a shit>fucking around>all pay into house>uses nogger speak like run>. AndYou won’t make it
Most of /biz/ culture comes from x these days so it’s hard to tell if someone browses /biz/ or is just a twitterspehere crypto guy
>>61226556That was me. Hello Lloyd.
>>61226765>I like what I do and I actually do something interesting unlike a majority of permacomputersitters>you can say lil shit affectionately>men should get laid as much as they can while they can I'll settle later>still got a house>I agree I'm infected with ebonics YouTube comments have ruined me
>>61226752Yea I'd probably scour gecko page 10+ for shitcoins with volume and upcoming updates.Personally my final form will probably be chasing 5%+ yields on multiple blue chips.
>>61226783post your tits or gtfo you disgusting normie piece of shit female bartender>$25k tied up in non-liquid physical items/collectiblesyou are legitimately retarded
>>61226556How do you know he's /biz/ and not Reddit? Did you show him a picture of Jack Black?
>>61226765nta but man... you are a dick. hope you lose your stacks.I bet you also have an irrational hatred towards weed and tattoos. fkn chuddie lmao. you'll never get laid bud.
