Honestly wouldn't trade places with him even if I could
>>61230842Why wouldn't he just get a latina mistress half his age without the shitty lip filler? If he didn't want cunny he could have gotten a girl that was like 31 better than this
other women share their bed frequently. you couldn't even image the exquisite pussy he's binging on
>>61230860She’ll have a tragic boating accident and he will do just that…don’t trust anyone that doesn’t wear a belt
>>61230860he's in love with the shameless whore look. he smiles the same way as she's fingering his ass while he cums all over some other slut
ya he really deserves every penny, which is lowkey lame
>>61230860It’s a man. A SRA cult member. Why do you think they’re so hideous
>>61230842>>61230860money alone doesnt get you game, he was a dork before he got money and still is
>>61230860>>61230861>>61230866>>61230877>>61230885It's amazing how you pathetic dweebs are obsessed with the woman as the object for why he's not someone to trade places with. You put all your stock in a woman?I wouldn't trade places with him because look at what an epic fucking loser he obviously is. Compensating with shiny clothes and all kinds of ridiculous materialistic shit, spent a period of time roiding. He's a shell of a human and all the money in the world isn't going to fix that for him, and he probably is fully aware of it which makes it even worse.
>>61230911lol dude he is worth 200bn fucking dollars hahaha u would trade places with him larping faggot
>>61230911That’s the whole point…if you’re gonna be a shallow rich baller why not have sub 25 year old model puss like Leo?
>>61230842Can he at least get properly fitted pants?
>>61230842I only have 100k networth to my name at 30 years old and I'm banging a hotter chick than Bezos? wtf
>>61230938>nicest pants money can buy>look like shit It’s a cruel world
>>61230967AAAAAA IM CUMMMING AND THE MARGINAL UTILITY OF YOUR EXTRA BEAUTY MEANS IM ORGASMING BETTER THAN JEFF BEZOS AAAAAA
>>61230922I absolutely would not. If you think money is all that matters you likely have the same shitty trajectory as this clown (minus the money) as your fate. Sorry, anon. Truly.
>>61230927Because when you KNOW you couldn't get that without your money it is only a reminder if how pathetic you are. Bezos wants to feel like he has some value, so he's chasing "realistic". He is hollow, not shallow. It's different.
>>61230883>muh “rags to riches” CIA nepobaby scamfuck off
I respect JeffThe amount of seething he generates is S tier. Plus he got jacked. Not a lot of billionaires have that dedication
>>61231100Lmao poorfag cope
>>61231109anyone that can get millions in loans and doesnt permaNEET and instead does something useful like transforms global logistics deserves much much more money. theyve proven they are good at using it, shits hard.
>>61231104he has value maybe if he won the fucking lottery and was worth 200bn it would be different. He created a multi trillion dollar company and is worth how much he is worth because of that.. wtf are u talking about nigga he is literally a genius hahah
>>61231143he's not the worst billionairehe's kinda responsible for wokeshit because of his ex wife funding it with the alimonythe most pathetic one is elon musk, that man wants to be liked so bad
>>61230842He bangs hot 18 year olds on the down low, marriages for the rich are just for appearances
>>61230911Bro made his own lord of the rings tv show. He's living my fucking dream. Except he made it woke
All these tech bros started as finance guys. PayPal, DE Shaw. Was finance and its connections the key to their later success or did they instead see a more successful industry in tech and pivot?
>>61231311CheckedWhat if he spread the wokeshit for the lulz?
>>61230927I just want a girl who enjoys being fucked by dogs as much as I do. Bonus points if she'll pee on my face.
>>61230842some bogged latina milf is a guaranteed pro dick sucker. you can tell by his eyes she drained him just 10 minutes before.
>>61231547Peeing on face is pretty standard these days…good luck with the dog shit tho
>>61231100>>61231104Full on cope
>>61231104>It's pathetic to get a girl just because of your money>It's pathetic to get a girl just because of your status>It's pathetic to get a girl just because of your looks>It's pathetic to get a girl just because of your game>It's pathetic to get a girl just because of your personality Where's the line, really? What does it matter?
>>61230922Nah it would mean losing my amazing wife.
>>61230842she invited her ex, a black nfl player, to Bezos wedding. cuck shit.
>>61230911Based
>>61230985Lmfao
>>61230842I hate to admit it but I'd be doing exactly what he's doing. hot ass dumb GILF bimbo with weird lips plus vein rich guy attire to dunk on poors.. it's like the opposite of Nabakov's Lolita or something, I wanna fuck and kill bums and old bimbos and be fake and depraved, jerk off in Walmart parking lots at 2am pounding 211s in a lambo. I want to explain to people that I'm better than them because I have more money than them. I want to spit onto some poor fat assed dirty bum and creampie her. Funny that Mr Humberts taste are so much healthier really when you get down to it.
>>61232593
TikTok wagie
Jeff is 61.All the money in the world is not worth being old, and he knows is.This is not financial advice.
>>61232681what's the point in this diatribe? he knows this, we know this, every0one does. he spent the last 40 years being rich as fuck, and has many more to go. yes time passes. what's your point? it's not like did some Click movie manuever where he skipped ahead 20 years to be a billionaire. time passed for him at the same rate is does for everyone else.
>>61230842Anyone with any understanding knows this is better than the marriage to that liberal karen he used to haveAnd you know this bogged goblina has perfected the art of pleasing>>61232681And being poor and old is? Everyone gets old most stay poorI can already say being young and poor sucked, only sucks even more in todays economy for the zoomzooms so i have no idea what your argument is
>>61230860Maybe she fucks like a big on meth
>>61232805Pig
>>61232742>i have no idea what your argument isWow. Absolute retards populate this board. But I already knew this.
>>61231104>Because when you KNOW you couldn't get that without your moneySo what?>it is only a reminder if how pathetic you are.Cope
>>61232440The line is between starts after personality, because that is something inherent to you.
>>61232593>211sWhat?
>>61231176Why do you think he got those loans? You think those loans are available to you and I if our business plans were perfect? My book selling business is actually doing pretty well I’m gonna go to the bank and announce I’m competing with Amazon!
>>61232911steel reserves
>>61230842having to be a famous public figure doesn't seem worth the money and lifestyle that comes with it
>>61230911Yea much rather be an impoverished /biz/ poster
>>61232931What?? Now I'm even more confused lolSchizo?
>>61232842No i am calling the other anon retarded for thinking money doesn't matter if you are oldTry talking to a 50+ wagie and see how much it doesnt matter
>>61232910But is it really? You can change how you act, you can change how you think, you can change beliefs and interests and your reactions to things and likes and dislikes. Even granted personality is what matters, is that ever the sole deciding factor? Of course it matters to people, but it's never the only thing. If a girl is ugly clicking with her won't lead 99% of guys to start a relationship with her. If a guy is a poor bum without ambitions, him being pleasant won't convince 99% of women to go out with him.If they're not enough of their own, and they can change, why are they what truly matters?
>>61233083Idk man, I'm probably too autistic to be the judge of social stuff anyway, sorry
Why do people obsess about billionaires? FUCKING REDDIT FAGS, GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE
>>61230842AMZN ATHOP BTFO OP NOT NEEDED
>>61230842I would trade places but then again I like trans women so my perspective may be skewed.
>>61233694How
>>61230842What's wrong with left's face?
>>61233694EXACTLY this
>>61234273What does her appearance have to do with a Masonic humiliation ritual? Go outside, schizo
>>61231109This. Why is it that gates, zuck and bezos all have similar stories?? Because the CIA needs better writers.
>>61230842That's the best billions of dollars can buy? Fucking end me, even billions can't save a balding, sub mtn shortcel
>>61230842He's turning Latin. Oh what pussy will do to a man.
>>61230860Because he's too paranoid about being branded as a pedo. She's sexy for a 50-something considering the average 50-something looks like picrel.And she probably doesn't mind if he occasionally tries something else on the side.
>>61234625Fuck forget to attach
>>61235696>Absolutely no argument left inside of his brainwashed mind
>>61231508>people interested in and working with money are good at money shocker
>>61233005no, it’s cheap beer ya dingus. 211s steel reserves
>>61230842Jeff Bozo
>>61230860she makes his heart poundshe knows how to fly planes and do other such things
>>61236679This
>>61234132She's a literal whore of babylon, anonHoly shit open your eye
>>61230883CIA nepobaby is actually his new wife. Evverything just screams CIA. something about her having a pilot license and her family owning some airport base etc. yet she becomes a model? What is she? Another Epstein girl?
>>61236267Oh wow, what a strange name for a beer. And I thought people drank or jugged beer, not "pounded" beer
>>61236776The "Whore of Babylon" is a metaphor for corrupt systems, not a literal person. Those two (Bezos and his plastic surgery roastie slut) do partain in that larger spectacle though.And he's together with her not due to some Masonic ritual but because of lust, ego and status. They didn't tell him to date her.
>>61237421Owning an airfield or having a pilot’s license doesn’t make someone CIA. Bezos’s wife comes from a wealthy background and leveraged that into media exposure. Typical elite behavior, not covert ops.If you want truth, drop the cloak-and-dagger fantasy lens and look at power structures plainly: money, connections, vanity, and ambition explain far more than secret agencies ever do.
>>61237582Concession accepted
>>61230860>mistressbro bezos is sucking tranny cock sorry for your loss
>>61230904>money alone doesnt get you game, he was a dork before he got money and still isHow do I get game? I'm such a retard sperg when talking to girls, how do I get better?
>>61230842god i'm such a coomer i'd worship her feeta
>>61234273>>61233694she's not completely fuglymain eww factor is her age. Also, I talked shit about bezos leaving his homely looking wife, but his ex wife seems to be insane. So everything is better than that
>>61230911>He's a shell of a human and all the money in the world isn't going to fix that for him, and he probably is fully aware of it which makes it even worse.idk about that, but having that much resources and still using them to abuse people instead of making them happy, while at the same time not being able to make yourself happy, would make a lot of people depressed.
>>61237902by practicepreferably in your teenage years. It's harder to change your habits when you're older
>>61230842The only billionaire who seems to be doing well is Zuck. In good shape, genuinely loves his wife who seems to love him back, met her before getting rich. He actually seems to enjoy his life, unlike many other visible billionaires. Elon is a complete trainwreck.
>>61238174Those are only the billionaires the public knows of
>>61238178Yeah that's why I said "visible" billionaires. There's plenty of lowkey billionaires that seem happy.
>>61238189You're right
>>61230842Bald.
>>61238229https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIWs-C3wH3A
>>61230860she probably seduced him, does whatever he want or keeps him guessing or all those games in a way other women don't. i'd imagine he had a lot of women vying for his attention
>>61230842I do not believe for one second that anything he has going on in this image is sincere. There is just no way.
>>61234639the woman in picrel aged gracefully though. in my europoor country, the average 50 year old woman doesn’t look like that
>>61230842He looks ridiculous. Jeff also looks bad.
>>61238305Like what?
>>61238791Any of it. He doesn't actually like that ridiculous outfit, and he's not really into that ugly post-wall hag. It's a facade he is selling to poors. To what end i'm not sure.
>>61238912He's probably just insane
>>61230842>TRTmaxxed>HGHmaxxed>Bimbomaxxed Bogmaxxed slutwifeNah Jeff a G
>>61230842Why does he settle for old pussy?
>>61231176running those huge companies is technically impossible, too many moving partsrunning a small business is already a nightmare, imagine these impossible juggernautsall these huge corporate stocks are government operations
>>61230860He wanted the one whose deadname was Felipe.
>>61230860She is a self made multi millionare herself, he doesn't want some gold digging bitch who will leave as soon as he doesn't give her money.
>>61241268Based, how did she become a multi millionaire?
>>61230842A lot of very judgmental people in this thread. None of us can even imagine how strange it would be being in Bezos' shoes. You're lying if you honestly think that you would be completely immune to all the strange effects that $200 billion of wealth would have on you psychologically. Why did he get some bogged up latina? I don't know. Maybe it was an over-correction from a marriage he found "boring" and unexciting. Maybe he sincerely enjoys her company (don't forget those cringe texts that got leaked). Not saying any of this to defend anything about Bezos' character. But the point is almost none of us would be much different if we were in the same position.
>>61242127>those cringe texts that got leakedWhat did he say?
>>61242127>But the point is almost none of us would be much different if we were in the same position.That's not true, money amplifies one's character and we don't all have Bezos's same character.
Jeff is based